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Hey, creatures! Leave them twigs alone!
22/11/20 21:15:00
Silence is golden
17/11/20 20:03:13
Removes plaque.
30/10/20 8:11:00
Game over
26/10/20 20:01:19
Mr Potato Dead
13/10/20 19:00:26
''I told you to move the car before they started painting the white lines.''
25/09/20 11:00:09
All this way just to get a f-cking Covid test...
24/09/20 7:29:37
"Just look at the state of you. Disgusting. I can't believe you got your nosed pierced"
16/09/20 19:06:11
''Goldilocks was found guilty of breaking and entering and was sent to a young offenders' institution.''''That was a wonderful story. I love a happy ending.''
13/09/20 7:18:06
When you try recreating Lady and the Tramp using a spaghetti hoop.
10/09/20 11:44:08
After finding another body, police believe they are now looking for a cereal killer.
09/09/20 19:01:25
The cat that got the scream
08/09/20 11:00:05
"Not gonna lie it was hard work getting up that waterfall"
05/09/20 13:06:04
fvhfvvteowjsikxk
02/09/20 7:27:17
Girth, Wind and Fire
01/09/20 19:00:11
Up next on 'Irresponsible Pet Owners', Sue enjoys a coffee in the Shard and gets her camera ready in preparation for Rex's first bungee jump...
01/09/20 11:00:50
You can't shoot every man I've ever slept with.Give me one reason why not.You don't have enough bullets.
16/08/20 19:20:00
"We are gathered here today to remember Reg and to take warning that in these days not everything left on the beach that is sausage-shaped is a sausage"
11/08/20 20:41:51
Police Sketch Artist 10000 BC
03/08/20 19:11:42
Table for two please.
31/07/20 13:48:12
It was so sad. He dumped her just before the wedding.
30/07/20 11:00:22
Is that a Rockweiler?
25/07/20 19:04:47
"Dammit- we should have checked before giving him a fixed cost for the Back, Sack and Crack."
24/07/20 7:15:44
"It was awful. They skinned me from my head tomatoes."
09/07/20 11:03:43
From this moment onwards Tina stopped playing on trampolines.
06/07/20 19:15:34
After losing a leg in the war, Rex had been decorated.
05/07/20 8:54:34
"You are offal, but I like you"
29/06/20 19:19:08
Shelf isolation
26/06/20 7:07:41
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galapagos
17/06/20 19:04:56
Some farts can't be forgiven.
16/06/20 19:09:20
"How long have you been engaged?"
15/06/20 19:00:14
Battle of the Bulge
11/06/20 19:01:22
Sister in lawn
10/06/20 19:15:41
After you hit 60, it's difficult to guide it in.
10/06/20 11:00:33
Maria Fallenova v Anna Trippedova
10/06/20 7:18:22
Life of Tweety Pi
04/06/20 11:00:07
The International Space Station is a lot more roomy than I thought it was.
03/06/20 11:05:33
Charlie hated caption time.
29/05/20 11:16:53
"Bloody weirdo. Did you feel him dressing us with his eyes?"
28/05/20 11:39:29
Yes, officer, the one who attacked me is number six in the lineup.
17/05/20 7:04:43
He does a lot of business.
15/05/20 11:37:32
Pulp Fiction
14/05/20 19:14:34
Full Metal Jackass
11/05/20 7:00:26
When the coffee shops eventually reopened Rex could only reminisce over his 6 daily walks.
09/05/20 13:04:36
"Hey, two metres!"
08/05/20 11:32:18
Virgin Mobile
08/05/20 7:14:31
A great place to take the family out.
07/05/20 19:00:11
I don't mind the fan dancing but I think it's a bit tasteless to bring that dead dog on stage.
06/05/20 7:49:11
One of Van Gogh's earlier paintings before he began to suffer from depression.
03/05/20 11:02:41
Lockdown, day 231.
01/05/20 7:04:09
🎵 "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"
29/04/20 19:00:05
"Oh no, not another f*cking Rolling Stones tour"
26/04/20 11:12:52
Somebody please get Himalaya of clothing.
25/04/20 19:04:23
"Have you noticed that there hasn't been a single car go through the safari park for a month or so?""Yeah it's weird, we can't even do any window shopping."
24/04/20 7:44:06
And she would have got away, if she hadn't picked the trolley with the wonky wheel.
23/04/20 7:40:43
"I want my chrysanthemum!"
22/04/20 11:07:44
Monty Python and the Holy Snail
20/04/20 11:00:47
''And, if you waste any more time on that f-cking caption site, I'll splatter your brains all over the wall.''
17/04/20 20:06:48
A Shot in the Park.
15/04/20 11:06:52
''Whereabouts in the UK do you live?''''How do you know I'm from the UK?''
11/04/20 11:27:39
That's the good thing about self isolating. I've finally got to clear out my kitchen drawers.
10/04/20 19:10:55
A room with a moo
07/04/20 19:00:04
Dave's action shot was ruined by a bunch of dorks
01/04/20 7:16:50
We've all hugged the toilet once or twice in our lives. Susan, however, took it to a whole new level.
29/03/20 8:17:00
Birdwatching For Beginners
28/03/20 8:42:18
Cut the shit.
27/03/20 8:00:55
You always could tell Pete had a bad hangover by the size of the ice pack.
21/03/20 20:05:38
G-string quartet
19/03/20 8:08:10
Where are they now? #53: Iconic 70's tennis poster girl.
18/03/20 12:00:06
Gassie
14/03/20 20:09:05
An emotional rollercoaster.
06/03/20 12:32:30
Funny, I dated a vegetarian once and she didn't like little willies.
01/03/20 8:37:20
''Give me the frog any day.''
26/02/20 8:32:41
"Just put the f*ckin' camera away and open the door."
24/02/20 20:31:01
"Have you repaired that sign yet?""Don't worry, I'm on it."
21/02/20 21:55:47
"Good thinking Ahmed, this trip across the Sahara will be much better with air-conditioning."
16/02/20 20:03:32
"Yes, am single."
16/02/20 8:13:02
"All I said was 'perhaps a nod to 08.00.03?'"
14/02/20 12:04:17
Smugglers are becoming more brazen with their people trafficking.
09/02/20 8:59:20
And in his spare time Spiderman helps Gulliver floss.
07/02/20 13:01:19
He kerbs crime.
02/02/20 12:31:11
Short people are so funny
01/02/20 9:01:50
Fay Wray had her favourite part of King Kong stuffed and mounted.
28/01/20 20:01:14
She looks very composed.
28/01/20 8:01:43
I took some home and said to the wife 'let's try something adventurous tonight, babe' and pulled out the vaseline."And what the fuck do ya think you're going to do with that?" She said."Calm down, am just going to put it on the door knob, to stop the kids getting in."
27/01/20 21:56:38
Well, hello Dali
26/01/20 12:03:53
Most relationships involve a bit of gibbon take.
23/01/20 8:22:06
Hardfloor porn.
21/01/20 8:05:56
Tubular Belles
20/01/20 20:00:35
Foodini
19/01/20 20:25:45
Mother of pearl
18/01/20 8:00:03
Now THAT'S a reseeding hairline
15/01/20 20:00:30
🎵 One Step Beyond!
05/01/20 20:00:23
''Lemmy out!''
04/01/20 12:00:24
Coney Island
22/12/19 8:02:28
RIP tide
18/12/19 12:00:03
''Should we go and vote?''''No, the captions are crap.''
12/12/19 12:05:21
''What shall we do with the other suspect, Sarge?''''Grill him.''
04/12/19 8:01:58
That moment when you realize they have urine detectors in the pool.
02/12/19 12:00:07
Reading between the lines
30/11/19 12:00:06
creative 
