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8 out of 10 bat's prefer whiskers.
01/05/19 20:01:22
"Next stop, Vauxhall"
30/04/19 11:50:42
The whiting's on the wall
13/04/19 11:00:05
I know the name but I don't recognize their faeces
07/04/19 19:13:06
''You've done watt?''
02/04/19 22:08:28
"This food's a bit too rich for me."
24/03/19 12:10:12
Darling, could you just put the landing light on?
22/03/19 20:04:26
Don't mock big-breasted women. They need all the support they can get.
19/03/19 20:00:29
The Barber of Seville
19/03/19 8:00:06
"I can read the top five lines ok, then it starts to get fuzzy"
28/02/19 8:00:08
The local watering hole
27/02/19 23:09:20
Indesit exposure
24/02/19 20:00:18
Beryl was disappointed when Norman finally sent her the picture of him with his cock, hanging out.
17/02/19 8:50:06
I used to buy that for my old flame.
15/02/19 8:04:42
The Batmobile
07/02/19 20:00:05
Dasher cam.
31/01/19 20:00:13
"There, the engine's purring nicely now..."
27/01/19 20:00:17
Someone's been on a chopping spree.
25/01/19 20:07:01
Bone Voyage
25/01/19 8:24:10
Behind The Times
16/01/19 20:00:18
"There's no way I'm kissing his ring."
12/01/19 20:31:12
Boardwalk
12/01/19 12:00:04
I know you are busy but it's just a quick survey.
11/01/19 8:24:28
With the website down I ventured outside, it's not for me.
05/01/19 16:15:37
"I'd like to see him polish that off."
31/12/18 20:02:34
Reliant Dobbin
29/12/18 8:53:39
A Fish Called Wonga
28/12/18 12:00:14
"I'm dilated to make your acquaintance..."
26/12/18 12:08:31
Cheap, good head and goes down easy.
03/12/18 9:36:29
Global warming - It turns out the butler did it.
19/11/18 12:00:10
Trouble Brewing.
18/11/18 9:01:52
John Leannon
11/11/18 12:12:20
Auntie establishment
06/11/18 8:45:15
In the year 2050, the local takeaway proudly announces that it hasn't put its prices up since 2018.
22/10/18 12:03:09
"There's a faulty gene in my family. Most of the women are carriers."
15/10/18 7:01:59
Don't you just hate it when things from Amazon are left outside?
13/10/18 8:11:35
Further tests reveal smoking definitely stunts growth
11/10/18 7:00:50
Baking Bad
06/10/18 9:30:13
"Hello hello hello Kitty"
05/10/18 7:00:07
Hooligran.
02/10/18 8:18:44
Wow, trick or treat has changed since I was a kid.
26/09/18 0:07:47
"Up for a pub crawl later?"
22/09/18 7:00:10
"Excuse me mate, I think you're in my seat"
21/09/18 11:01:06
20/09/18 7:00:11
" Honestly officer....a big ginger cat !"
19/09/18 11:01:06
Placque removal
17/09/18 19:00:18
Weil's on Meals
14/09/18 19:00:08
"What do you mean, I'm adopted?"
08/09/18 11:26:53
"I'll have a 6 inch sub please and just put it on my bill."
04/09/18 11:09:14
No this is a Frogbench, a Toadstool is completely different.
03/09/18 19:23:19
Invalid parking
01/09/18 19:38:30
They should ban these novelty suitcases.
01/09/18 12:01:09
Robber duck
31/08/18 7:52:03
🎵 Sisters are doing it for their selfies 🎵
27/08/18 19:09:05
It really bugs me when he scrapes his nails down the whiteboard.
25/08/18 19:33:38
You are cordially invited.
25/08/18 8:22:02
Unwan-ted
24/08/18 7:00:28
"Anyone ready for craps in the lounge?"
22/08/18 7:33:16
🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips
16/08/18 23:27:15
KFcc
14/08/18 11:21:14
Poultry in motion.
14/08/18 11:00:08
"The water here tastes of Pete, ...... just like they said at the distillery"
09/08/18 11:08:20
Darling, have you seen my Good Housekeeping mag anywhere?
09/08/18 7:09:35
08/08/18 19:03:17
"Darling, just to let you know, I'm bringing someone back for dinner tonight"
06/08/18 11:00:20
Copycat
02/08/18 8:30:12
Southpaw
02/08/18 7:00:12
Croc Monsieur
29/07/18 11:12:09
29/07/18 7:00:42
I had to buy more after some sick individual deflowered the last ones.
24/07/18 20:53:37
Penis Fly Trap
24/07/18 19:04:41
After the accident he was disfigured
23/07/18 7:04:18
"Holé!"
22/07/18 7:00:11
"I love it when a dam comes together."
18/07/18 19:39:01
And now it's also a woman's best friend
17/07/18 20:30:23
There, that will teach you. Now don't put it in the pencil sharpener again.
03/07/18 20:23:25
"Memo to oneself...must remember to buy sun cream."
30/06/18 19:00:09
Sorry John, we're going to have to put you on Trollies, we feel that the hanging basket section just isn't working out
28/06/18 21:06:36
Another pusher on our streets
25/06/18 21:38:55
Somebody's let rip.
22/06/18 11:57:38
Peril Harbour.
15/06/18 14:46:21
Twin Buoys
10/06/18 19:42:04
"Serves you right. Fighting to lick the cream off the whisk"
27/05/18 12:37:39
The Crown Jewels
15/05/18 19:00:09
In the airport duty free , Sandra was getting nervous. But she was still hopeful of smuggling her pet gibbon through customs.
12/05/18 11:07:11
"I've got someone coming through called Bruce, does that mean anything to anyone here?"
07/05/18 11:06:34
Jester Piggot
07/04/18 20:22:17
Where's Yolk-o?
02/04/18 11:00:35
Jane was going to the sale with 70% off
05/03/18 11:26:55
Guitar for sail.
11/02/18 21:58:17
Pamela Sanderson
09/02/18 21:19:11
Meowl
29/01/18 12:01:34
I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave
13/01/18 8:30:38
A call to arms.
04/01/18 13:08:20
Mick was not entirely happy with the terms of his bale conditions.
03/01/18 8:27:59
Nobody, but nobody, was going to take Dave's pizza box.
02/01/18 13:12:01
EuroMillions' winner asks to be paid in cash.
01/01/18 20:38:32
Son shade.
21/12/17 13:08:36
It was just Emily's luck to pick the horse on the carousel with loose nuts and bolts.
10/12/17 13:11:19
Fur-wheel drive
07/12/17 20:00:07
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