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Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galapagos
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Rachel P Vote score: 1809Rachel P

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galapagos

17/06/20 20:04:56

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Probably belongs as a coronation street pet of Mr Niklos Papagopolous, --Morgan .
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1285Mark Wilson

Kids going back to school... slowly

18/06/20 0:07:46

 
Molly R Vote score: 1779Molly R

How to train your dragon to cook sausages.

17/06/20 20:09:58

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Dragon?....should have gone to specsavers. --Morgan .
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1475Karen Oakenfull

Poor young Harrington-Smythe felt unloved and neglected by his parents, so he decided to run away from home and use his giant pet tortoise as transport.
Two weeks later he was found 30 feet away trying to unlock the garden gate.

17/06/20 21:21:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

Mr Riddle regretted asking Tom why he kept playing with a silly stick.

17/06/20 20:47:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

Esio Trot wasn't used to going forwards.

17/06/20 20:41:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

Can you believe it? A young Victor Meldrew.

17/06/20 20:27:16

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

Looking back, that school trip to the Galapagos islands tortoise nothing.

17/06/20 20:01:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

Howdy everyone. We sure is gunna start things real slow here at rodeo school

17/06/20 21:14:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

Not so fast food.

17/06/20 20:37:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5966Vivvy En

It wasn't easy teaching a tortoise to play polo. Time to knock it on the head.

17/06/20 20:29:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5556James Lennox

Meanwhile, little Billy was chasing his hare with a stick, after feeding him carrots laced with performance enhancing drugs.

17/06/20 20:22:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

Zoos are still shit so don't try giving me the hard shell

17/06/20 20:13:06

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1042Stephen Graham

Teenage Bingeing Glutton Turtles

17/06/20 20:11:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

"Where's your sister Hannibal?"

17/06/20 20:08:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

A young Boris treating his captives the same as he does now

17/06/20 20:08:09

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

"Unfortunately I bought it off a second hand car salesman...He gave me the hard shell."

17/06/20 20:07:42

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

"Unfortunately I bought it off a second a second hand car salesman...He gave me the hard shell."

17/06/20 20:07:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

The international rehab centre for shy tortoises.

17/06/20 20:06:31

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

This is animal cruelty, and am turtely against it.

17/06/20 20:03:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

Harry insists on not using public transport. He prefers more natural methods of getting around and to stick it out.

17/06/20 20:02:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

Locals turn out to help Lorena Bobbitt find her husband's penis.

17/06/20 20:01:44

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6726Hercules Rockefeller

A young Charles Darwin begins to explore evolution.

17/06/20 20:01:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

Britain slowly comes back to life as Zoo's reopen and Primark sells off children's winter clothing at half price.

17/06/20 20:00:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

Close but no cigar.

17/06/20 20:00:19

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4655Karyn Harrison

"When did you first decide you wanted to be a professional motorcycle racer Mr Sheene?"

17/06/20 20:00:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3463Crunchy Chords

One Food in the Grave

17/06/20 20:00:10

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Strangely Karen has found no mention in the turtle and rabbit story, if not for her motivation neither would have finished the race.

18/06/20 6:08:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1504Willie Johnson

Young Paul misunderstands that when the tortoise is saying "me shell", it's not his name.

18/06/20 0:24:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

Herpetology Rides Again

17/06/20 22:14:05

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 422alexandra ball

Turtle power

17/06/20 22:00:40

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

Find a bathroom quick. I'm crowning!

17/06/20 21:17:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

Jurassic Park and Ride

17/06/20 21:12:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

Joe eventually progressed to conducting the Lion King.

17/06/20 21:03:56

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18837Troompa Loompa

"Just gimme the f**kin' ya little p***k!"

17/06/20 21:00:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20583John Glover

"No,no,no Terry, Pooh Sticks is played in a river with sticks, and more importantly ,Pooh, was the name of the inventor of the game."

17/06/20 20:53:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

Good to see Winston's testicles finally descended.

17/06/20 20:46:24

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18837Troompa Loompa

It's one of those new tor toys.

17/06/20 20:28:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5556James Lennox

"Well, what d'ya know, tortoises don't eat shit."

17/06/20 20:25:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

''Who do you think will win the Premier League, Mr Tortoise?''

''I'll stick my neck out and say Liverpool.''

17/06/20 20:24:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

The heir and the tortoise

17/06/20 20:01:55

 
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