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Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

Sue didn't look right.

16/06/20 20:07:13

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I think she sees a cat. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

Some farts can't be forgiven.

16/06/20 20:09:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

Twisted Sister

16/06/20 20:19:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5556James Lennox

Anthony Perkins had a relatively normal childhood.

16/06/20 20:18:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

Is your family member a Communist?

16/06/20 20:21:41

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Even if they're not, inform on them anyway to show your commitment and loyalty to the cause. Make Joe McCarthy proud.  --Glyn Evans
alexandra ball Vote score: 422alexandra ball

Middle child syndrome!

16/06/20 22:04:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4655Karyn Harrison

'The bitch. She didn't save me her last Rolo!'

16/06/20 20:05:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

Not even their mother loves them

16/06/20 22:26:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

"Now girls, before I post this photo on Caption Me dot com do any of you want to own up to having Stephen Bean as your father?"

16/06/20 20:51:54

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18837Troompa Loompa

"I think I'm having one of those period things mother told me about."

16/06/20 20:30:33

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

In the deep south we like to marry young. Here's me , with my mother and grandmother...On the day i announced my engagement to Jethro.

16/06/20 20:29:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20583John Glover

"psssst, Julie, when the photographer's assistant said he'd show us something interesting, should he be taking his trousers off?"

16/06/20 20:22:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1285Mark Wilson

Say cheese, that's fine for you but I'm lactose intolerant

16/06/20 20:17:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

Triplets:-

1. One is huge.
2. One is stunted.
3. One has two gliding eyes.

Conclusion: Non-identical.

16/06/20 20:07:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

"Did he just flash at us?!"

16/06/20 20:03:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3463Crunchy Chords

My sisters saw themselves as "can-do" types. I looked at them as-"can'ts".

16/06/20 20:03:07

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1042Stephen Graham

With lockdown being relaxed, hopefully hairdressers will be opening soon.

16/06/20 20:02:22

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2539Trace Sarge

Could do with some colour in your cheeks sis...not until 1960 or the next caption

16/06/20 20:01:48

 
Morgan . Vote score: 224Morgan .

Just a minute girls...I've got a freaking problem with the camera.

17/06/20 8:51:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

When you’re the one left holding the baby.

17/06/20 5:20:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

Charles Manson showed signs at an early age.

17/06/20 2:32:06

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 682Generic RedHead

This wasn't how Mr and Mrs Awkward pictured the first group photo of their children.

17/06/20 0:13:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31838Tony Edwards

"She's having to turn sideways to cover her love bite."

16/06/20 21:09:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

Thinking ahead, out of the three of them it was clear Karen was going to need a stare lift.

16/06/20 20:38:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20583John Glover

Mary thinks Claire has deliberately put her best shoes in a puddle. Claire is not bothered because she knows she didn't. She sat and watched their little sister Mavis allow her new puppy to pee all over them, because Mary had kicked it out of her way and called it ugly.

16/06/20 20:34:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Sheryl has just discovered Jade's flick knife.

16/06/20 20:34:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1285Mark Wilson

The house gave me the creeps, it was like eyes were following you round the room

16/06/20 20:30:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31838Tony Edwards

If looks could kill.

16/06/20 20:20:14

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5082Chris Halliwell

Lockdown day 70, dad finally got to us with the hairdressing scissors no thanks to that bitch of an older sister.

16/06/20 20:17:48

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4019Stu Dent

Who is she.

16/06/20 20:14:44

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6605Glyn Evans

"I am your long lost estranged sister!"
"No, you're not."

16/06/20 20:14:03

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1809Rachel P

“OK, let’s all smile like Mona Lisa”
“Nerd!”

16/06/20 20:11:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5966Vivvy En

'The cow! We agreed... No-one would smile.'

16/06/20 20:08:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1504Willie Johnson

"Awk!"
"Word."

16/06/20 20:07:02

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1504Willie Johnson

When it looks like this, you have to wonder what the outtakes were like.

16/06/20 20:04:38

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3463Crunchy Chords

Sidelong Nance

16/06/20 20:02:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

The photo shoot was the final straw. Sarah adopted some serious plans for her 'sister'.

16/06/20 20:00:14

 
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