
Neil Mackenzie
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He'll have bottle lot of them.
12:12am
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Mrs Claus had come down with Covid and Santa had to do his own Christmas shopping. Every child is getting a bottle this year. [Neil Mackenzie]
Pmsl xxx
1:03am
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I remember when you used to get four in a tin. [Neil Mackenzie]
Wish I had thought of that. Great caption.
1:22am
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I remember when you used to get four in a tin. [Neil Mackenzie]
To go from desired to tired.
9:05pm
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To go from desired to adored. [Neil Mackenzie]
Oh that’s just lovely! 🥰
9:46pm
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To go from desired to adored. [Neil Mackenzie]
It is lovely, I totally agree.
We should disband with organised religion because "God" is technically the Mum and Dad that you have. They are the creators of you (specific to parent/child of course), not that parents retain any control or copyright on or over the child after that.
Does everyone forget that they were in a womb for nine months or is God simply a way to skirt around the fact that the parents you have had to have sex in order to create you?
Or even worse, that sex education was so terrible back then that they had to come up with an abstract concept in order to make a person's creation seem tangible?
God is dead, long live parent/s! 🤯
N.B. Yes, this last sentence was inspired by Rosemary's Baby and please don't think I have anything against organised religion, I don't. I don't care that much, but I do think we should have more religions, I'm sure it'll increase the healthy sense of competition the current ones have and will also give us all a stronger sense of community!
3:50pm
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To go from desired to adored. [Neil Mackenzie]
Eileen?
1:14am
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I think she is Ben Dover’s girlfriend. [Neil Mackenzie]
"Houston, we need a bigger Hoover."
1:31am
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Dust, dust and more dust. If he was at home with his feet up enjoying a beer you could be sure his wife would insist he moved his feet to allow her to hoover. [Neil Mackenzie]
Surely this is the biggest vacuum available
8:37am
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Dust, dust and more dust. If he was at home with his feet up enjoying a beer you could be sure his wife would insist he moved his feet to allow her to hoover. [Neil Mackenzie]
Pity, that. She's a dish.
8:04am
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She wasn’t easy she didn’t serve it up on a plate. [Neil Mackenzie]