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Neil Mackenzie
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Lay across my big Brassica bed. (* Brassicas are Mustard Family plants, some of which have noticeable flowers.)
2:57am
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Lay Ladies lay
Lay across my big flower bed
That includes Rose, Lily, Violet, Ivy and Heather too. [Neil Mackenzie]
Careful with the fertiliser.
6:47am
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Lay Ladies lay
Lay across my big flower bed
That includes Rose, Lily, Violet, Ivy and Heather too. [Neil Mackenzie]
I know I should be disgusted, but this did make me laugh.
10:03pm
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I told her not to go knicker less with flaps that big. [Neil Mackenzie]
Nod to 12:00:10, and maybe a vote?
9:08pm
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She described herself as a foxy lady, but I gave her the brush off. [Neil Mackenzie]
It was just a notion.
8:33am
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Is there any pacific reason you want the earth to move? [Neil Mackenzie]
"Call me Ow"
4:05pm
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As he fell his last thought was:- Don’t want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard. [Neil Mackenzie]
"The Red Coats are coming! The Red Coats are coming!" I find it a bit ironic that in America after independence they started wearing white coats. And they made their horses where them too to show solidarity. Now when do we take them away?
Oh, hold on what colour coats do the men who wear white coats have to wear to take away the men who wear white coats? We have to differentiate them somehow otherwise we won't be able to tell who's who!
4:00pm
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He had thought an Apple a day would keep the doctors away, but the bastards in white coats had come to take him away. [Neil Mackenzie]
Rude Mr.
7:20am
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Could I have a Red Rum please? [Neil Mackenzie]
Blame it on your fingers not listening to your brain. Or spell check. That happens to me sometimes.
7:23pm
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I drink to foret, sometimes I can’t even ember how to spell poparly [Neil Mackenzie]
and straight
10:37pm
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All the Ladies could tell he was single by looking at his un-ironed tee-shirt. [Neil Mackenzie]