The Wolf
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caption votes given since joining: 8,160
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18/06/19 20:00:13 |
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Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ...
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11/03/20 8:00:13 |
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Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th...
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14/01/21 12:10:07 |
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10/11/20 8:00:16 |
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Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w...
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Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants. 05/10/20 20:27:23 |
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"We're a bit overdressed for dogging." 30/01/23 8:12:45 |
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"Wow! The people in the upstairs flat have got a powerful hoover." 03/12/22 8:00:07 |
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Doing the Hoover hover.
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F-cking typical. NOW she's in the mood. 01/02/22 8:35:06 |
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04/05/21 20:14:26 |
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"JANET, JUST LEAVE IT, WE'LL BUY ANOTHER LILO" 23/11/20 20:01:37 |
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23/07/20 12:24:05 |
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28/03/20 20:10:40 |
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"I'm sorry for yawning but I find your company really boring" 12/06/19 12:25:47 |
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Filming has begun for the highly anticipated new period drama 05/06/19 8:10:30 |
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Dave and Lucy were inconsolable after witnessing their Corgi being drowned by a random Alsatian. 04/03/23 9:39:08 |
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02/12/21 12:00:09 |
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Wow, what a nice surprise. Thanks for all of your kind words and for all the fun and silliness. And thanks to Chris for providing our creative caption world and for choosing me as the winner. Happy new year to everyone. Let's have a good one.
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27/06/21 20:29:49 |
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03/04/20 12:00:39 |
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Being a first responder to a car accident on the Simpsons was a sobering experience"¦ 02/04/20 12:00:09 |
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Looks like he's covered in Marge.
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01/12/19 20:00:06 |
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16/09/19 20:00:05 |
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08/08/19 20:44:45 |
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24/04/19 12:51:55 |
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23/03/23 20:00:40 |
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Given all the formaldehyde I'm actually picturing Nan as the pickle.
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08/12/22 20:00:11 |
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It's always good to keep your distance from a potential carrier. 28/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well done The Wolf - great caption
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"And this is your loft access" 22/04/21 20:00:14 |
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"The finish line please driver. I just can't be arsed today." 19/04/21 12:06:37 |
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Can't be horsed today.
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18/05/19 12:00:06 |
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She lit up my life.
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09/03/23 20:03:56 |
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"Terry's Mum is a silly billy. Pass it on." 13/02/23 12:01:31 |
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It's scary when you see the inside of a Ryanair cockpit. 17/12/22 20:00:14 |
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"Is it me or is it chilli in here?" 16/11/22 12:17:59 |
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17/11/21 12:29:53 |
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I must protest at this slur on my character and personal hygiene
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"I wish that broccoli would hurry up in the bog" 25/06/21 12:07:09 |
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Staff at NASA are in shock after receiving the latest images from the Mars Rover. 24/06/21 8:07:19 |
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"Have you got any change for the fruit machine?" 04/02/21 20:06:02 |
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Great caption: You dropped us into a story. Please continue: I want to know more about this poor fellow...
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28/06/19 20:13:37 |
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11/03/23 20:00:16 |
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30/01/22 13:14:36 |
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Bill Rockwell fined by authorities for graffitiing. 21/06/21 8:10:45 |
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18/06/21 8:38:43 |
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14/05/21 8:00:16 |
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Looks like they're about to tie the knot. 10/05/21 12:01:06 |
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18/04/21 12:47:00 |
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Paul was beginning to regret buying the world's heaviest earring. 08/01/21 12:34:53 |
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The helium in his left shoe wasn't helping either.
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18/11/20 12:00:08 |
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Let's hope they don't start making advent calendars... 04/04/20 20:03:05 |
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01/04/20 20:01:20 |
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Pissed in the bath? Don't worry, we all have... 17/02/20 21:25:05 |
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I haven't pissed in her bath, not wanting to be the odd one out, what's her address?
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The frog version of Basic Instinct was a little weird. 17/02/20 12:03:52 |
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10/08/19 10:18:45 |
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25/01/19 8:01:36 |
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"LET'S MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN" 21/12/18 12:47:04 |
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16/01/21 12:02:34 |
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In the past I've had the good fortune to work with Attenborough's sound recordist Chris Watson, and have actually heard this exact recording that he made. He also puts microphones into the carcass of zebras to get recordings of vultures tearing ...
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26/11/20 12:39:34 |
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03/11/20 12:12:22 |
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03/04/20 20:00:25 |
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Lots of time at home, unlimited porn and no toilet roll. What could possibly go wrong... 30/03/20 20:00:10 |
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"Good evening Prince Andrew. Your usual?" 22/12/19 12:02:15 |
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03/11/19 20:00:07 |
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It's always good to have a carrier handy when you feel sick 03/10/19 12:00:09 |
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... word used to give an affirmative response. 19/08/19 13:23:20 |
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"I'm a Lesbian, do you have Fanyta?" 06/04/19 20:04:01 |
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30/01/19 20:42:33 |
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11/01/19 12:22:06 |
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10/01/22 20:09:01 |
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"Yes, I'll bring you a toilet roll, but next time can you text me instead of using Zoom?" 03/06/21 12:04:23 |
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"So what treatments have you decided to go for?" 13/05/21 12:28:11 |
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"I don't know about you, but this is the only place I feel safe from Covid" 31/03/21 12:35:42 |
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That's a "tasteless" joke.
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"Yep, that's definitely dog shit" 25/03/21 12:00:06 |
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"No it's not, I told you to pull my finger and look what's happened. Now you'll have to deal with the fallout."
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"Dave, when I asked you to bring protection..." 12/03/21 12:00:19 |
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"Take my word for it, Donald. It's just not worth buying cheap toilet roll" 10/03/21 12:15:55 |
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Not unless you can use half the roll for every wipe.
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"I hope you don't think I'm being rude, but who are you?" 02/03/21 12:04:17 |
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24/01/21 12:03:13 |
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out back... witheredpoons
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I tried to get a semi up there once but my wife said no chance. 16/01/21 20:06:44 |
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All this way just to get a f-cking Covid test... 24/09/20 8:29:37 |
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01/09/20 12:00:50 |
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"Oh no, not another f*cking Rolling Stones tour" 26/04/20 12:12:52 |
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The Strolling Bones..
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"All I said was 'perhaps a nod to 08.00.03?'" 14/02/20 12:04:17 |
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It's because it should have been 08.00.04
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Soldiers have been dispatched to wipe out an Alien invasion 24/11/19 12:05:28 |
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"Yes they were expensive but they are very rare" 16/09/19 20:02:57 |
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Oh no, not more Johnson supporters. 10/09/19 20:00:16 |
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One is all I need.
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22/08/19 9:00:42 |
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Can't stop laughing at this!
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03/07/19 20:00:06 |
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Charlie and the Novichocolate Factory 20/06/19 8:00:07 |
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16/05/19 20:14:58 |
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"I can read the top five lines ok, then it starts to get fuzzy" 28/02/19 8:00:08 |
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"This machine is useless. I selected K9." 15/02/23 8:00:10 |
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"Sir, wake up please. The DFS store is about to close." 06/12/22 8:04:28 |
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22/10/22 12:20:41 |
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So, that's where you've been! ;)
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10/02/22 8:00:12 |
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19/12/21 12:06:55 |
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"Will you stop beatboxing and call an Ambulance please?" 29/11/21 12:28:31 |
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"Please" is such a silly name for an Ambulance.
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07/07/21 20:00:16 |
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05/05/21 20:15:31 |
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Jumping Jack Flash is a gas gas gas.
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"Darling, it doesn't matter how hard you squeeze her. Henry the Hamster won't come out" 26/03/21 20:11:47 |
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05/03/21 12:12:56 |
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Don't worry, the 25 foot cat will take care of it.
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Some people are just not cut out for working at the Samaritans 16/02/21 8:15:50 |
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"It took me ages to get up the A4 this morning" 26/01/21 20:00:16 |
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Just noticed a comment from anon at 12.02 but hadn't seen it when posting. Nods all round just in case I've offended.
7:18pm
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Wash and go. [The Wolf]
Dave seduced the Mum as well? - They must be a very understanding family.
8:08pm
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"Let me just find the scene in Jurassic Park when they lower the Goat into the T-Rex paddock and then you can give me a blowjob."
"Ok Dave, but my Mum was right about you. You ARE weird." [The Wolf]
I like how your caption promotes strong feminine ideals as Lucy is in no way fazed by Dave nor sees him as a sexualised character or threat.
I would figure she would have viewed the flat before moving in having seen the bathroom and Lucy would have enquired as to living circumstances if they were her concern. Even so, Dave's only a man.
If not, as we all know all 21 year old supermodels are trained in the art of the katana and are not poor defenceless victim bait.
4:53pm
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"Oh hi, you must be Lucy, the 21 year old supermodel moving into our shared house. I'm Dave, the landlord and only man living here. Your room is down the hall, but first this is the bathroom, it's also my bedroom due to space restrictions." [The Wolf]
May she R.I.B.
11:04pm
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Diary entry. 23.03.23
It's my second day of being a vegetarian. The hallucinations are getting worse and anywhere I know there's meat, I imagine it being a huge delicious burger and I want to eat it. Today was also my Nan's funeral which was horrible when the hearse arrived. [The Wolf]
Given all the formaldehyde I'm actually picturing Nan as the pickle.
11:28pm
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Diary entry. 23.03.23
It's my second day of being a vegetarian. The hallucinations are getting worse and anywhere I know there's meat, I imagine it being a huge delicious burger and I want to eat it. Today was also my Nan's funeral which was horrible when the hearse arrived. [The Wolf]
I hope you relished those last moments with her.
1:09pm
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Diary entry. 23.03.23
It's my second day of being a vegetarian. The hallucinations are getting worse and anywhere I know there's meat, I imagine it being a huge delicious burger and I want to eat it. Today was also my Nan's funeral which was horrible when the hearse arrived. [The Wolf]
I thought it was Norman Tebbit.
8:40pm
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"Mr Rees-Mogg, one of your constituents is here to see you. Shall I fetch your makeup?" [The Wolf]
Do they also do captioning?
8:49pm
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It was horrible finding my Dad like this. I mean all the flesh and organs had gone but the position of his left hand said it all really. That and the fact that his screen was on www.bustybondagebitchescoveredwithnutella.com. [The Wolf]
I'd like to complain that this website address doesn't work.
9:03pm
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It was horrible finding my Dad like this. I mean all the flesh and organs had gone but the position of his left hand said it all really. That and the fact that his screen was on www.bustybondagebitchescoveredwithnutella.com. [The Wolf]
Ha ha. This caption is particularly ironic for reasons that won't be immediately obvious
9:18pm
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*Beep*
‘A captioneer has just voted for your non pun based caption.’
Poor James Lennox. It was bound to happen eventually, but he didn’t quite last long enough to witness it.
[The Wolf]