
The Wolf
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18/06/19 20:00:13 |
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Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ... --The Wolf
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11/03/20 8:00:13 |
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Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th... --The Wolf
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14/01/21 12:10:07 |
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10/11/20 8:00:16 |
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Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w... --The Wolf
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Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants. 05/10/20 20:27:23 |
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"Mum, there's still no sign of Santa." 16/09/23 20:03:37 |
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"Tony, why is there a shit in the sink?" 11/09/23 12:03:27 |
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Interflora has really gone downhill. 04/09/23 8:16:28 |
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"THIS IS THE POLICE. PULL OVER, GET OUT OF THE VAN AND SPREAD 'EM." 02/04/23 20:37:25, edited: 02/04/23 20:48:48 |
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He should start doing donuts as a distraction --KimJong Pun
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Half an hour he's been on those tits now. My Dad's got one hell of an appetite. Fri 12:00:24 |
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"How many do you smoke a day?" 10/09/23 12:03:55 |
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"We're a bit overdressed for dogging." 30/01/23 8:12:45 |
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"Wow! The people in the upstairs flat have got a powerful hoover." 03/12/22 8:00:07 |
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Doing the Hoover hover. --Willie Johnson
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F-cking typical. NOW she's in the mood. 01/02/22 8:35:06 |
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04/05/21 20:14:26 |
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"JANET, JUST LEAVE IT, WE'LL BUY ANOTHER LILO" 23/11/20 20:01:37 |
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23/07/20 12:24:05 |
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28/03/20 20:10:40 |
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"I'm sorry for yawning but I find your company really boring" 12/06/19 12:25:47 |
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Filming has begun for the highly anticipated new period drama 05/06/19 8:10:30 |
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Dave and Lucy were inconsolable after witnessing their Corgi being drowned by a random Alsatian. 04/03/23 9:39:08 |
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02/12/21 12:00:09 |
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Wow, what a nice surprise. Thanks for all of your kind words and for all the fun and silliness. And thanks to Chris for providing our creative caption world and for choosing me as the winner. Happy new year to everyone. Let's have a good one. --The Wolf
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27/06/21 20:29:49 |
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03/04/20 12:00:39 |
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Being a first responder to a car accident on the Simpsons was a sobering experience"¦ 02/04/20 12:00:09 |
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Looks like he's covered in Marge. --Karyn Harrison
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01/12/19 20:00:06 |
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16/09/19 20:00:05 |
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08/08/19 20:44:45 |
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24/04/19 12:51:55 |
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23/03/23 20:00:40 |
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Given all the formaldehyde I'm actually picturing Nan as the pickle. --James Lennox
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08/12/22 20:00:11 |
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It's always good to keep your distance from a potential carrier. 28/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well done The Wolf - great caption --Mr Dome
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"And this is your loft access" 22/04/21 20:00:14 |
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"The finish line please driver. I just can't be arsed today." 19/04/21 12:06:37 |
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Can't be horsed today. --Willie Johnson
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18/05/19 12:00:06 |
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She lit up my life. --James Lennox
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easyJet will NOT tolerate rudeness to cabin crew. 17/09/23 20:02:07 |
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09/03/23 20:03:56 |
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"Terry's Mum is a silly billy. Pass it on." 13/02/23 12:01:31 |
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It's scary when you see the inside of a Ryanair cockpit. 17/12/22 20:00:14 |
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"Is it me or is it chilli in here?" 16/11/22 12:17:59 |
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17/11/21 12:29:53 |
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I must protest at this slur on my character and personal hygiene --John Llamas
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"I wish that broccoli would hurry up in the bog" 25/06/21 12:07:09 |
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Staff at NASA are in shock after receiving the latest images from the Mars Rover. 24/06/21 8:07:19 |
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"Have you got any change for the fruit machine?" 04/02/21 20:06:02 |
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Great caption: You dropped us into a story. Please continue: I want to know more about this poor fellow... --Greg Curtis
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28/06/19 20:13:37 |
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"Your turn to change the litter tray." 01/09/23 8:05:27 |
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"Mum, the social worker is here..." 06/06/23 12:01:52 |
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“OH JEEZUS…TURN IT OFF! I told you the kids weren’t old enough to load the washing machine.” 22/05/23 12:00:16 |
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11/03/23 20:00:16 |
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30/01/22 13:14:36 |
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Bill Rockwell fined by authorities for graffitiing. 21/06/21 8:10:45 |
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18/06/21 8:38:43 |
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14/05/21 8:00:16 |
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Looks like they're about to tie the knot. 10/05/21 12:01:06 |
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18/04/21 12:47:00 |
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Paul was beginning to regret buying the world's heaviest earring. 08/01/21 12:34:53 |
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The helium in his left shoe wasn't helping either. --Willie Johnson
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18/11/20 12:00:08 |
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Let's hope they don't start making advent calendars... 04/04/20 20:03:05 |
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01/04/20 20:01:20 |
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Pissed in the bath? Don't worry, we all have... 17/02/20 21:25:05 |
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I haven't pissed in her bath, not wanting to be the odd one out, what's her address? --John Glover
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The frog version of Basic Instinct was a little weird. 17/02/20 12:03:52 |
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10/08/19 10:18:45 |
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25/01/19 8:01:36 |
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"LET'S MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN" 21/12/18 12:47:04 |
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"Oh you're back. How was your first day working at Subway?" 14/06/23 12:08:58 |
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This is the first time I've wanted to have 5 a day. 31/03/23 12:00:10 |
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16/01/21 12:02:34 |
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In the past I've had the good fortune to work with Attenborough's sound recordist Chris Watson, and have actually heard this exact recording that he made. He also puts microphones into the carcass of zebras to get recordings of vultures tearing ... --Michael Winner
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26/11/20 12:39:34 |
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03/11/20 12:12:22 |
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03/04/20 20:00:25 |
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Lots of time at home, unlimited porn and no toilet roll. What could possibly go wrong... 30/03/20 20:00:10 |
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"Good evening Prince Andrew. Your usual?" 22/12/19 12:02:15 |
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03/11/19 20:00:07 |
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It's always good to have a carrier handy when you feel sick 03/10/19 12:00:09 |
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... word used to give an affirmative response. 19/08/19 13:23:20 |
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"I'm a Lesbian, do you have Fanyta?" 06/04/19 20:04:01 |
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30/01/19 20:42:33 |
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11/01/19 12:22:06 |
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19/05/23 12:00:25 |
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Not the best venue for a Shotgun Wedding. 03/04/23 12:15:46 |
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10/01/22 20:09:01 |
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"Yes, I'll bring you a toilet roll, but next time can you text me instead of using Zoom?" 03/06/21 12:04:23 |
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"So what treatments have you decided to go for?" 13/05/21 12:28:11 |
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"I don't know about you, but this is the only place I feel safe from Covid" 31/03/21 12:35:42 |
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That's a "tasteless" joke. --Willie Johnson
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"Yep, that's definitely dog shit" 25/03/21 12:00:06 |
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"No it's not, I told you to pull my finger and look what's happened. Now you'll have to deal with the fallout." --Willie Johnson
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"Dave, when I asked you to bring protection..." 12/03/21 12:00:19 |
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"Take my word for it, Donald. It's just not worth buying cheap toilet roll" 10/03/21 12:15:55 |
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Not unless you can use half the roll for every wipe. --Willie Johnson
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"I hope you don't think I'm being rude, but who are you?" 02/03/21 12:04:17 |
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24/01/21 12:03:13 |
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out back... witheredpoons --Mauris Iocus
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I tried to get a semi up there once but my wife said no chance. 16/01/21 20:06:44 |
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All this way just to get a f-cking Covid test... 24/09/20 8:29:37 |
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01/09/20 12:00:50 |
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"Oh no, not another f*cking Rolling Stones tour" 26/04/20 12:12:52 |
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The Strolling Bones.. --stone face
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"All I said was 'perhaps a nod to 08.00.03?'" 14/02/20 12:04:17 |
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It's because it should have been 08.00.04 --Willie Johnson
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Soldiers have been dispatched to wipe out an Alien invasion 24/11/19 12:05:28 |
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"Yes they were expensive but they are very rare" 16/09/19 20:02:57 |
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Oh no, not more Johnson supporters. 10/09/19 20:00:16 |
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One is all I need. --Willie Johnson
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22/08/19 9:00:42 |
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Can't stop laughing at this! --Karyn Harrison
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03/07/19 20:00:06 |
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Charlie and the Novichocolate Factory 20/06/19 8:00:07 |
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The toothbrush 'tash was all the rage in 1910s, '20s, '30s. For some reason after World War II it went completely out of fashion, I don't know why...
I also find it amusing when folk refer to it as a "Hitler" moustache - he didn't invent it.
3:25pm
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Welcome to the Holland and Barrett webchat service. How can I help?
Hi. I'd like to order some more hair growth capsules please as my son mistook them for his multivitamins. And do you sell razor blades? My son thinks his neo Nazi mates are going to take the piss out of him. [The Wolf]
Kitchen-sink trauma?
5:50pm
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Looking back at family pictures it's clear that my parents were nasty bastards. I mean, washing in the sink was ok but I hated going through the mangle. [The Wolf]
Chuckling 😁😁
9:43pm
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"Bloody 'ell, Tina. I can't believe it just fell out." [The Wolf]
Fallout. Yes that explains it.
4:15am
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"Bloody 'ell, Tina. I can't believe it just fell out." [The Wolf]
Nice job. Sounds like Archie and Edith! "All of-the-Furniture in the Family."
4:18pm
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"Mrs Chair, are you alright in the kitchen? Can you grab me a beer out of the fridge?"
"GET OFF THE SOFA AND GET IT YOURSELF, MR CHAIR, I'M IRONING. God, he's one lazy bastard." [The Wolf]
And why does she have a small man suspended from her backpack....
9:07pm
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"Forget the blonde. Why do you have a tiny Asian man popping out of your backpack?" [The Wolf]
Liked this one a lot. :)
1:18pm
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"Errr, excuse me. Not before you've finished your tea. You've still got two slugs and a caterpillar on your plate."
"But Muuuuum." [The Wolf]
Cheers mate. You know me, I love a silly caption.
8:32pm
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"Errr, excuse me. Not before you've finished your tea. You've still got two slugs and a caterpillar on your plate."
"But Muuuuum." [The Wolf]
Moggy Almiron?
3:33pm
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"I can understand your outfit. You're meant to be a cop. But why am I dressed as a Newcastle United player?" [The Wolf]
Took me a while, but finally got it.
12:30am
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"HOLD IT"
Roger loved ants so much that he volunteered twice a day as a lollipop man. [The Wolf]