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The Wolf
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caption quota: 48
caption votes given since joining: 6,084
comment quota: 40
comment votes given since joining: 413
super vote quota: 13
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£50  18/06/19 20:00:13 |
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Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ... --The Wolf
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£50  11/03/20 8:00:13 |
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Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th... --The Wolf
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£50  10/11/20 8:00:16 |
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Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w... --The Wolf
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Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants. 05/10/20 20:27:23 |
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04/05/21 20:14:26 |
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"JANET, JUST LEAVE IT, WE'LL BUY ANOTHER LILO" 23/11/20 20:01:37 |
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23/07/20 12:24:05 |
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28/03/20 20:10:40 |
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"I'm sorry for yawning but I find your company really boring" 12/06/19 12:25:47 |
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Filming has begun for the highly anticipated new period drama 05/06/19 8:10:30 |
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27/06/21 20:29:49 |
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03/04/20 12:00:39 |
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Being a first responder to a car accident on the Simpsons was a sobering experience"¦ 02/04/20 12:00:09 |
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Looks like he's covered in Marge. --Karyn Harrison
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01/12/19 20:00:06 |
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16/09/19 20:00:05 |
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08/08/19 20:44:45 |
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24/04/19 12:51:55 |
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"And this is your loft access" 22/04/21 20:00:14 |
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"The finish line please driver. I just can't be arsed today." 19/04/21 12:06:37 |
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Can't be horsed today. --Willie Johnson
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18/05/19 12:00:06 |
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She lit up my life. --James Lennox
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"I wish that broccoli would hurry up in the bog" 25/06/21 12:07:09 |
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Staff at NASA are in shock after receiving the latest images from the Mars Rover. 24/06/21 8:07:19 |
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"Have you got any change for the fruit machine?" 04/02/21 20:06:02 |
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Great caption: You dropped us into a story. Please continue: I want to know more about this poor fellow... --Greg Curtis
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28/06/19 20:13:37 |
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Bill Rockwell fined by authorities for graffitiing. 21/06/21 8:10:45 |
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18/06/21 8:38:43 |
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14/05/21 8:00:16 |
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Looks like they're about to tie the knot. 10/05/21 12:01:06 |
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18/04/21 12:47:00 |
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Paul was beginning to regret buying the world's heaviest earring. 08/01/21 12:34:53 |
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The helium in his left shoe wasn't helping either. --Willie Johnson
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18/11/20 12:00:08 |
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Let's hope they don't start making advent calendars... 04/04/20 20:03:05 |
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01/04/20 20:01:20 |
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Pissed in the bath? Don't worry, we all have... 17/02/20 21:25:05 |
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I haven't pissed in her bath, not wanting to be the odd one out, what's her address? --John Glover
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The frog version of Basic Instinct was a little weird. 17/02/20 12:03:52 |
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10/08/19 10:18:45 |
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25/01/19 8:01:36 |
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"LET'S MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN" 21/12/18 12:47:04 |
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16/01/21 12:02:34 |
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In the past I've had the good fortune to work with Attenborough's sound recordist Chris Watson, and have actually heard this exact recording that he made. He also puts microphones into the carcass of zebras to get recordings of vultures tearing ... --Michael Winner
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26/11/20 12:39:34 |
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03/11/20 12:12:22 |
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03/04/20 20:00:25 |
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Lots of time at home, unlimited porn and no toilet roll. What could possibly go wrong... 30/03/20 20:00:10 |
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"Good evening Prince Andrew. Your usual?" 22/12/19 12:02:15 |
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03/11/19 20:00:07 |
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It's always good to have a carrier handy when you feel sick 03/10/19 12:00:09 |
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... word used to give an affirmative response. 19/08/19 13:23:20 |
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"I'm a Lesbian, do you have Fanyta?" 06/04/19 20:04:01 |
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30/01/19 20:42:33 |
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11/01/19 12:22:06 |
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"Yes, I'll bring you a toilet roll, but next time can you text me instead of using Zoom?" 03/06/21 12:04:23 |
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"So what treatments have you decided to go for?" 13/05/21 12:28:11 |
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"I don't know about you, but this is the only place I feel safe from Covid" 31/03/21 12:35:42 |
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That's a "tasteless" joke. --Willie Johnson
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"Yep, that's definitely dog shit" 25/03/21 12:00:06 |
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"No it's not, I told you to pull my finger and look what's happened. Now you'll have to deal with the fallout." --Willie Johnson
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"Dave, when I asked you to bring protection..." 12/03/21 12:00:19 |
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"Take my word for it, Donald. It's just not worth buying cheap toilet roll" 10/03/21 12:15:55 |
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Not unless you can use half the roll for every wipe. --Willie Johnson
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"I hope you don't think I'm being rude, but who are you?" 02/03/21 12:04:17 |
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24/01/21 12:03:13 |
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out back... witheredpoons --Mauris Iocus
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I tried to get a semi up there once but my wife said no chance. 16/01/21 20:06:44 |
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All this way just to get a f-cking Covid test... 24/09/20 8:29:37 |
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01/09/20 12:00:50 |
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"Oh no, not another f*cking Rolling Stones tour" 26/04/20 12:12:52 |
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The Strolling Bones.. --stone face
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"All I said was 'perhaps a nod to 08.00.03?'" 14/02/20 12:04:17 |
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It's because it should have been 08.00.04 --Willie Johnson
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Soldiers have been dispatched to wipe out an Alien invasion 24/11/19 12:05:28 |
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"Yes they were expensive but they are very rare" 16/09/19 20:02:57 |
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Oh no, not more Johnson supporters. 10/09/19 20:00:16 |
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One is all I need. --Willie Johnson
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22/08/19 9:00:42 |
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Can't stop laughing at this! --Karyn Harrison
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03/07/19 20:00:06 |
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Charlie and the Novichocolate Factory 20/06/19 8:00:07 |
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16/05/19 20:14:58 |
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"I can read the top five lines ok, then it starts to get fuzzy" 28/02/19 8:00:08 |
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07/07/21 20:00:16 |
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05/05/21 20:15:31 |
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Jumping Jack Flash is a gas gas gas. --Karyn Harrison
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"Darling, it doesn't matter how hard you squeeze her. Henry the Hamster won't come out" 26/03/21 20:11:47 |
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05/03/21 12:12:56 |
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Don't worry, the 25 foot cat will take care of it. --Willie Johnson
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Some people are just not cut out for working at the Samaritans 16/02/21 8:15:50 |
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"It took me ages to get up the A4 this morning" 26/01/21 20:00:16 |
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I met her on Plenty of Fish & Chips 21/12/20 20:38:35 |
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07/12/20 9:01:08 |
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23/09/20 20:36:06 |
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19/08/20 20:17:03 |
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Up next on Channel 4. The miracle of childbirth... 22/07/20 20:03:45 |
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23/03/20 20:00:08 |
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🎵 Ground Control to Major Tom 🎵 10/03/20 12:00:09 |
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Wake up Stoneface, It's caption time... 07/03/20 20:11:39 |
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Sorry I was out celebrating Liverpool's win... --stone face
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"That's the last time I argue with the Germans over the sunbeds..." 07/12/19 9:48:49 |
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Vladimir Putin's porn collection was a bit weird 30/10/19 12:00:07 |
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"I'm not parking there again, it cost me an arm and a leg last time" 10/10/19 8:00:09 |
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11/09/19 8:00:15 |
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10/09/19 12:00:14 |
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"...and I said, what water pipe?" 29/08/19 8:52:09 |
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The drill sergeant's voice wasn't as intimidating after he'd eaten Haribo. 21/08/19 20:00:13 |
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Frustration is clearly evident after captioneers discover the identity of Anon. 28/07/19 21:57:17 |
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09/07/19 20:36:01 |
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"For god sake Darren, it's only a spider" 01/06/19 20:01:48 |
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01/04/19 12:13:25 |
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"Does my bumper look big in these?" 15/01/19 12:00:11 |
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more captions
“Options? You want that supersized?”
5:54am
comment on caption:
"Ok Google. A man runs you over and straps you into the passenger seat of his car thinking you're roadkill. He's now masturbating whilst ordering a Big Mac meal at the drive thru. What are my options?" [The Wolf]
Ask Alexa. If the CIA are supposedly listening in, I'm sure they'll be able to tell you
8:32am
comment on caption:
"Ok Google. A man runs you over and straps you into the passenger seat of his car thinking you're roadkill. He's now masturbating whilst ordering a Big Mac meal at the drive thru. What are my options?" [The Wolf]
His feet still don't reach the pedals. He's not going anywhere.
(*It took me a minute to get the joke in the caption.)
11:37am
comment on caption:
"Hertz car hire, how may I help?"
"Yes hi. Does the steering wheel come any further out?" [The Wolf]
Well, you've come to the right place.
10:25pm
comment on caption:
"Why are you letting the dog go so close to the edge?"
"Just spotted an Orca. If we survive this, I've always wanted a cat..." [The Wolf]
Only for a brief time.
2:26pm
comment on caption:
"Hi, I'm here for the limbo dancing." [The Wolf]
They've gone past the nail bar four times over 50 mph?
10:24am
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"Girls, I know we all thought it would be a great experience to go on a bus with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock. But that's the fourth time they've driven past the nail bar and it closes in five minutes." [The Wolf]
The U-turns are the worst part.
11:14am
comment on caption:
"Girls, I know we all thought it would be a great experience to go on a bus with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock. But that's the fourth time they've driven past the nail bar and it closes in five minutes." [The Wolf]
You've scored more than I did. 👍🙂
https://www.caption.me/189265
8:00pm
comment on caption:
Labra D'Or [The Wolf]
Apologies Troompa. Not sure if I was on the site then but nod anyway. 👍
8:51pm
comment on caption:
Labra D'Or [The Wolf]
Wasn't thinking you'd copied. Your caption just reminded me of that one from ages ago. 🙂
11:51pm
comment on caption:
Labra D'Or [The Wolf]