The Wolf
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18/06/19 19:00:13 |
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Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ...
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11/03/20 8:00:13 |
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Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th...
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14/01/21 12:10:07 |
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10/11/20 8:00:16 |
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Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w...
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Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants. 05/10/20 19:27:23 |
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F-cking typical. NOW she's in the mood. 01/02/22 8:35:06 |
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04/05/21 19:14:26 |
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"JANET, JUST LEAVE IT, WE'LL BUY ANOTHER LILO" 23/11/20 20:01:37 |
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23/07/20 11:24:05 |
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28/03/20 20:10:40 |
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"I'm sorry for yawning but I find your company really boring" 12/06/19 11:25:47 |
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Filming has begun for the highly anticipated new period drama 05/06/19 7:10:30 |
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02/12/21 12:00:09 |
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Wow, what a nice surprise. Thanks for all of your kind words and for all the fun and silliness. And thanks to Chris for providing our creative caption world and for choosing me as the winner. Happy new year to everyone. Let's have a good one.
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27/06/21 19:29:49 |
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03/04/20 11:00:39 |
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Being a first responder to a car accident on the Simpsons was a sobering experience"¦ 02/04/20 11:00:09 |
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Looks like he's covered in Marge.
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01/12/19 20:00:06 |
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16/09/19 19:00:05 |
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08/08/19 19:44:45 |
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24/04/19 11:51:55 |
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It's always good to keep your distance from a potential carrier. 28/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well done The Wolf - great caption
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"And this is your loft access" 22/04/21 19:00:14 |
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"The finish line please driver. I just can't be arsed today." 19/04/21 11:06:37 |
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Can't be horsed today.
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18/05/19 11:00:06 |
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She lit up my life.
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"Is it me or is it chilli in here?" 16/11/22 12:17:59 |
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17/11/21 12:29:53 |
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I must protest at this slur on my character and personal hygiene
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"I wish that broccoli would hurry up in the bog" 25/06/21 11:07:09 |
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Staff at NASA are in shock after receiving the latest images from the Mars Rover. 24/06/21 7:07:19 |
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"Have you got any change for the fruit machine?" 04/02/21 20:06:02 |
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Great caption: You dropped us into a story. Please continue: I want to know more about this poor fellow...
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28/06/19 19:13:37 |
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30/01/22 13:14:36 |
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Bill Rockwell fined by authorities for graffitiing. 21/06/21 7:10:45 |
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18/06/21 7:38:43 |
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14/05/21 7:00:16 |
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Looks like they're about to tie the knot. 10/05/21 11:01:06 |
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18/04/21 11:47:00 |
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Paul was beginning to regret buying the world's heaviest earring. 08/01/21 12:34:53 |
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The helium in his left shoe wasn't helping either.
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18/11/20 12:00:08 |
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Let's hope they don't start making advent calendars... 04/04/20 19:03:05 |
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01/04/20 19:01:20 |
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Pissed in the bath? Don't worry, we all have... 17/02/20 21:25:05 |
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I haven't pissed in her bath, not wanting to be the odd one out, what's her address?
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The frog version of Basic Instinct was a little weird. 17/02/20 12:03:52 |
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10/08/19 9:18:45 |
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25/01/19 8:01:36 |
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"LET'S MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN" 21/12/18 12:47:04 |
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16/01/21 12:02:34 |
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In the past I've had the good fortune to work with Attenborough's sound recordist Chris Watson, and have actually heard this exact recording that he made. He also puts microphones into the carcass of zebras to get recordings of vultures tearing ...
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26/11/20 12:39:34 |
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03/11/20 12:12:22 |
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03/04/20 19:00:25 |
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Lots of time at home, unlimited porn and no toilet roll. What could possibly go wrong... 30/03/20 19:00:10 |
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"Good evening Prince Andrew. Your usual?" 22/12/19 12:02:15 |
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03/11/19 20:00:07 |
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It's always good to have a carrier handy when you feel sick 03/10/19 11:00:09 |
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... word used to give an affirmative response. 19/08/19 12:23:20 |
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"I'm a Lesbian, do you have Fanyta?" 06/04/19 19:04:01 |
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30/01/19 20:42:33 |
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11/01/19 12:22:06 |
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10/01/22 20:09:01 |
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"Yes, I'll bring you a toilet roll, but next time can you text me instead of using Zoom?" 03/06/21 11:04:23 |
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"So what treatments have you decided to go for?" 13/05/21 11:28:11 |
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"I don't know about you, but this is the only place I feel safe from Covid" 31/03/21 11:35:42 |
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That's a "tasteless" joke.
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"Yep, that's definitely dog shit" 25/03/21 12:00:06 |
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"No it's not, I told you to pull my finger and look what's happened. Now you'll have to deal with the fallout."
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"Dave, when I asked you to bring protection..." 12/03/21 12:00:19 |
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"Take my word for it, Donald. It's just not worth buying cheap toilet roll" 10/03/21 12:15:55 |
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Not unless you can use half the roll for every wipe.
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"I hope you don't think I'm being rude, but who are you?" 02/03/21 12:04:17 |
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24/01/21 12:03:13 |
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out back... witheredpoons
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I tried to get a semi up there once but my wife said no chance. 16/01/21 20:06:44 |
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All this way just to get a f-cking Covid test... 24/09/20 7:29:37 |
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01/09/20 11:00:50 |
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"Oh no, not another f*cking Rolling Stones tour" 26/04/20 11:12:52 |
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The Strolling Bones..
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"All I said was 'perhaps a nod to 08.00.03?'" 14/02/20 12:04:17 |
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It's because it should have been 08.00.04
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Soldiers have been dispatched to wipe out an Alien invasion 24/11/19 12:05:28 |
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"Yes they were expensive but they are very rare" 16/09/19 19:02:57 |
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Oh no, not more Johnson supporters. 10/09/19 19:00:16 |
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One is all I need.
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22/08/19 8:00:42 |
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Can't stop laughing at this!
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03/07/19 19:00:06 |
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Charlie and the Novichocolate Factory 20/06/19 7:00:07 |
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16/05/19 19:14:58 |
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"I can read the top five lines ok, then it starts to get fuzzy" 28/02/19 8:00:08 |
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22/10/22 11:20:41 |
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So, that's where you've been! ;)
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10/02/22 8:00:12 |
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19/12/21 12:06:55 |
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"Will you stop beatboxing and call an Ambulance please?" 29/11/21 12:28:31 |
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"Please" is such a silly name for an Ambulance.
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07/07/21 19:00:16 |
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05/05/21 19:15:31 |
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Jumping Jack Flash is a gas gas gas.
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"Darling, it doesn't matter how hard you squeeze her. Henry the Hamster won't come out" 26/03/21 20:11:47 |
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05/03/21 12:12:56 |
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Don't worry, the 25 foot cat will take care of it.
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Some people are just not cut out for working at the Samaritans 16/02/21 8:15:50 |
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"It took me ages to get up the A4 this morning" 26/01/21 20:00:16 |
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I met her on Plenty of Fish & Chips 21/12/20 20:38:35 |
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07/12/20 9:01:08 |
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23/09/20 19:36:06 |
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19/08/20 19:17:03 |
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Up next on Channel 4. The miracle of childbirth... 22/07/20 19:03:45 |
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23/03/20 20:00:08 |
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🎵 Ground Control to Major Tom 🎵 10/03/20 12:00:09 |
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Wake up Stoneface, It's caption time... 07/03/20 20:11:39 |
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Sorry I was out celebrating Liverpool's win...
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"That's the last time I argue with the Germans over the sunbeds..." 07/12/19 9:48:49 |
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Vladimir Putin's porn collection was a bit weird 30/10/19 12:00:07 |
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"I'm not parking there again, it cost me an arm and a leg last time" 10/10/19 7:00:09 |
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"Then, to my horror, he made a pass at me."
12:46am
comment on caption:
Basketbald [The Wolf]
Tell him it's also an ambigram, that'll really blow his mind.
9:47pm
comment on caption:
It's 22022022 which means today's date is a palindrome. Most people can absorb this type of information but trying to explain it to someone from Nashville, Tennessee, can have disastrous effects. [The Wolf]
Ebay user Kate104c: Also, we haven't received the chocolate bars
12:54pm
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Ebay user Kate104c: Hi I'm messaging about the table we just bought from you. It's arrived this morning and it's scratched and has a hole in it.
Ebay user Dave098t: Sorry to hear this. The damage must have happened in transit because if you look at the photo on the listing, you can clearly see there's no damage. [The Wolf]
Loved this. Shocked it had no votes.
9:29pm
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"Hi, I'm Dave the electrician. I'm here to look at your faulty plug socket. Is it easy for me to access it?..." [The Wolf]
Thanks James.
7:26pm
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"Hi, I'm Dave the electrician. I'm here to look at your faulty plug socket. Is it easy for me to access it?..." [The Wolf]
So, that's where you've been! ;)
7:10am
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"It'll do. Pub?" [The Wolf]
You could even swear without an asterisk, I reckon...
1:03pm
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It wasn't easy growing up as a statue. "Stand bloody still", my Mum would shout at me. "Stop talking, you'll scare the people", she'd bellow. Well, my Mum's head has just been decapitated by a stray golf ball so now I'll do what I f*cking want. [The Wolf]
"No, it makes for a very nice doorstop"
"And the bollocks make for a very nice hanging car dice, they swing to and fro so wonderfully"
11:54am
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"HALALAWAALLLA?"
"KIKKI. MIK HIKKI DISKEN"
"WANUWA"
"For the last time, I don't speak your language. Please just give me back my penis." [The Wolf]
Huh? Oh thank you, I am warmer.
10:34pm
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"You think this is big? You should see my willy warmer." [The Wolf]
The Animal Rights Movement certainly has taken off providing a penguin chemist to provide penguin condoms to stop penguins catching penguin STDs and unplanned penguin pregnancy, even going so far to provide a penguin pub so that they can freely get a penguin pint.
I wonder if they'll also put in a penguin temperance movement that'll install penguin prohibition to prevent penguin drunken nuisance behaviour which in turn will lead to penguin gangsters shooting one another up with their penguin machine guns as penguin booze has become a hot penguin market commodity as each wants to take out the penguin competition?
12:22pm
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"Don't even think about it, Dave. The Penguin chemist is closed, which means you can't get any Penguin condoms, which means there's no Penguin sex tonight."
"Sod you then. I'm off to the Penguin pub." [The Wolf]