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Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

Gassie

14/03/20 20:09:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

Sniffer dog

14/03/20 20:14:23

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6344Hercules Rockefeller

Air of the dog

14/03/20 20:01:49

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

“I’m sick of people trying to hang something on me!”

14/03/20 20:06:43

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 434Charles Gilbert

No! I'm Farticus!

14/03/20 23:31:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

🎵 Who let the farts out 🎵

14/03/20 23:09:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5242Vivvy En

...unless we come to an arrangement - say, an extra half hour a day in the park?

14/03/20 21:06:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

It's probably down to paw hygiene.

14/03/20 21:05:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

Ruff justice

14/03/20 20:14:26

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1102Glad You Remember

Proof that no living thing will accept responsibility for trump.

14/03/20 21:28:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

"I'm tired of being a scapedog."

14/03/20 20:01:33

 
Guy Random Vote score: 325Guy Random

For just £5 a month, you can put an end to this cruel treatment and make Fido happy.

14/03/20 20:00:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

His parp is worse than his bite

15/03/20 0:27:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

I love the canine video of Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues.

14/03/20 23:10:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

"I'm sorry 'Wet Spot'."

14/03/20 22:48:52

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1146Karen Oakenfull

Demands Troompa Loompa

14/03/20 22:33:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6632The Wolf

"Ok Rex I will...but YOU stop blaming ME for drinking all the lager and watching porn. My wife thinks it's me and it's causing real problems at the moment. Honestly, why did I have to get an alcoholic dog with a porn addiction...You little bastard. Taking the blame for my farts is the least you can do"

14/03/20 21:16:25

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20114John Glover

That was always Dave's pet excuse.

14/03/20 20:47:30

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

In Dogs we trust

14/03/20 20:33:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20114John Glover

He's in a scent.

14/03/20 20:32:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10168Neil Mackenzie

I don’t fart and only shit in the house when you forget to take me out.

14/03/20 20:10:51

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

It’s a bum rap

14/03/20 20:04:26

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1102Glad You Remember

OK, but I'm very nervous around dogs so my follow-through is definitely your fault.

14/03/20 20:01:39

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1102Glad You Remember

Give him a break: wind him up no more

14/03/20 20:00:23

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

The proof is in the woofing.

14/03/20 23:02:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14345Dan Nicholls

...and stop feeding me pilchard vindaloo.

14/03/20 22:55:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14345Dan Nicholls

You always blame me, why don't you follow another lead?

14/03/20 22:54:33

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 232alexandra ball

I'm barking mad

14/03/20 22:20:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

''And stop hanging your shit on the trees.''

14/03/20 21:45:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

You will be hearing from my team of legal beagles.

14/03/20 21:34:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

Biting back

14/03/20 21:20:19

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2838GeeDee

Dave,you know who you are!!

14/03/20 21:12:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

It wasn't me.

14/03/20 21:00:15

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Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

Windypups

14/03/20 20:45:23

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 710Mark Wilson

Man's best friend only goes so far, you smelly bastard

14/03/20 20:44:28

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5242Vivvy En

...or I'll go and see a dog about a man

14/03/20 20:23:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21537Ian Skelding

Pumpy

14/03/20 20:21:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

Mad dog and Englishman.

14/03/20 20:12:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

14/03/20 20:04:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2925Crunchy Chords

...Blame your Trump on Rupert Murdoch.

14/03/20 20:04:00

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6270Glyn Evans

My arse doesn't smell like yours.

14/03/20 20:03:50

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

Holy mackerel! A dog that can write! Kill it!

14/03/20 20:03:18

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1102Glad You Remember

Pet Sounds

14/03/20 20:02:26

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6270Glyn Evans

Not a matter of he who smelt it, dealt it.

14/03/20 20:01:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

Airport taxi drivers can be a little aggressive.

14/03/20 20:00:50

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17101Troompa Loompa

Every dog has its say.

14/03/20 20:00:34

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

It’s just giving dogs a bad name

14/03/20 20:00:34

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17101Troompa Loompa

A sign of the crimes.

14/03/20 20:00:17

 
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