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Molly R

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clever x2

Most of them were Trump lookalikes - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November.

20/09/20 11:00:47

I almost didn't submit this photo for captioning thinking it would be a difficult one. Obviously not for you Molly! So glad I changed my mind. Excellent caption. Congratulations! --Karyn Harrison

Whaddya mean, you fancied me more in the rubber suit?

12/12/19 12:00:08

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the garden...

10/04/20 7:03:53

A long time ago, in a supermarket far far away...

06/05/20 19:02:23

The cat that got the scream

08/09/20 11:00:05

lol

Yes, officer, the one who attacked me is number six in the lineup.

17/05/20 7:04:43

26/01/20 12:03:53

15/01/20 12:00:54

As it turned out, there was some opposition to "Boris for PM".

24/05/19 20:01:08

Duck-filled fatty puss.

20/02/19 8:05:12

creative

"It's roundish, about *this* size, probably no longer smiling..."

09/12/18 8:05:47

Linda, when did you last clean these windows?

17/07/20 11:06:20

"I just know I dropped my Fitbit somewhere around here."

03/11/20 12:00:46

Looks like the only bit that would be fit. --John Glover

clever

Here's to you, Mrs Robinson.

03/12/18 8:00:05

"Somebody's got to keep the place tidy, and they furloughed my keeper."

08/11/20 8:04:05

I really want to join the Faith Tones!

13/03/20 8:07:48

"No, I can't tell you why Death has such a bright halo."

02/06/19 21:02:16

creative

"I know I said I wanted a sturdier pair of nutcrackers, but..."

11/12/18 8:02:29

"For the last time - all three of us have got headaches."

01/12/18 8:01:46

clever

"And I'll keep on hitting until you get your hand off my tit!"

06/09/20 11:04:43

Ohio officials seek vandal who dumped sign in countryside.

14/06/19 11:18:12

Two-timer

04/01/19 8:00:18

Joe was annoyed that all the cheese and pineapple had already been eaten.

19/12/18 20:31:39

Trouble is, there aren't enough women on match.com

05/09/20 19:00:17

What jackass forgot his uniform?

11/08/20 7:04:19

"I wish that picture didn't keep falling off the wall."

02/07/20 7:02:09

The two missing ones said "Drink" and "Sex".

20/06/20 11:01:01

It's not fir. --Dave Bryan

Star Wars fans aren't always good at spelling.

16/05/20 11:06:52

Hegghog

05/05/20 7:29:54

You can stick that up your arse.

27/03/20 8:05:31

After the Lion ate the Scarecrow, only the Tin Man was left to cultivate opium poppies for Dorothy.

05/08/19 11:00:08

The UK economy, 1st November 2019

02/08/19 11:01:10

"OK, I'll fend off the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast from Traal with your umbrella, while you Instagram it."

27/05/19 7:35:07

Love it.Belated Happy Towel Day, everyone!:^) --Crunchy Chords

But I asked for a six-foot bed!

22/12/18 12:00:29

Rotary Club, Ladies Section

18/11/18 20:00:10

"I think I'd prefer the blue dwarf, thank you."

26/10/20 8:27:29

"Think I'm made of money?"

12/10/20 19:00:26

But none of it works in the parking meter. --Willie Johnson

My mum wanted a washing line across the street to the window opposite.

07/02/20 12:02:33

creative

Two heads, three arms - yep, it's Zaphod Beeblebrox's problem daughter.

10/01/20 20:00:07

lol

Wow, I've always found firemen so sexy - you're not busy, are you?

26/01/19 20:00:11

Oh, stop hogging the sofa!

01/09/18 7:00:25

lol

"This is your captain, Sully Sullenberger, speaking. We are now approaching the Hudson River..."

15/11/20 8:03:13

A flying building with square windows. I like it. --Willie Johnson

"Janet, are you seeing someone?"
"No."

16/09/20 7:03:08

Ghostbustiers

29/08/20 7:00:12

Bad hare day.

26/06/20 5:23:09

The baby? I put it in the out tray, of course.

13/01/20 12:01:09

"Of course she'll bounce. You just be ready to catch her when she comes back up."

12/06/19 21:07:20

"These are my Valentine's Day trousers - they say I love you from the heart of my bottom."

03/02/19 20:00:05

It's taking a while for my horse to adapt to life in Australia.

31/12/18 8:00:26

No, you can *not* drive the car. Period.

02/12/18 20:00:24

You can't go up in the world without education.

02/11/18 20:00:11

It's nearly lunchtime at the Daily Mail newsdesk.

07/10/18 11:00:06

He's a good mathematician, but a bad speller

27/09/18 11:19:02

Second place, Double Amputees Beauty Contest.

16/11/20 12:04:09

Wow, am I glad to get out of Narnia!

21/10/20 11:00:20

"I've finally got my Zoom background to display a knife in my hand!"

24/09/20 11:00:12

The audience all begged for deliverance.

27/08/20 11:00:41

🎵Da-da-da DUN DUN...🎵 "but did he give it to them?" 🎵Da-da-da DUN DUN...🎵 --Willie Johnson

♫ Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair?♫

09/08/20 11:00:20

Racing restarts at Newmarket with full PPE.

21/06/20 7:03:03

I have this awful premonition that if I don't do this job right, I'll be toast.

13/04/20 11:00:38

lol

Can you hold it right there? One of the family moved.

01/04/20 7:03:35

Severely incontinent man ahead.

08/03/20 12:02:18

Eating all that blue grass hasn't done him much good.

23/02/20 8:01:30

"It's no good, Elliott, I can't make us fly."

27/08/19 11:00:17

"Cough, please"

19/08/19 7:00:21

A sight for four eyes.

12/08/19 19:00:10

OK, I admit it - the father was a coconut. Doctor, will I ever walk again?"

29/05/19 11:01:23

The water in both tubs has completely evaporated while waiting months for caption.me to use this photo.

13/03/19 20:13:56

"Stop, Frederick, the soldiers are coming!"
"Well, OK, just the Minute Waltz, then."

07/02/19 8:06:12

"They're here- quick, get inside the piano!""We can't, Joseph's already in there- he's Haydn." --Michael Winner

Someone's had a pooh in this suit.

01/01/19 8:02:16

The Golden Globe awards were low-budget this year.

22/12/18 20:00:06

Security precautions at the Texas School Book Depository when Trump does Dallas.

21/12/18 20:00:09

He won't go anywhere near a book. --Scrappy Doo

Tracey was not really very good at playing air guitar.

13/12/18 8:00:13

Told him not to smoke Marlboro Gold.

11/12/18 20:00:11

This guy should see a doctor or possibly a blacksmith. --Scrappy Doo

"Diet Pepsi, please".

03/11/18 8:00:06

I'm so glad I came!

16/09/18 19:00:17

"Dad, can I start shaving now?"

23/11/20 8:00:11

Blimey - pass the deodorant.

15/10/20 11:00:21

Bondage compulsory. Disco dancing strictly forbidden.

09/10/20 11:00:06

He'd always wanted to try his hand at darts.

04/08/20 11:00:06

Although Boris is supposed to be self-isolating, he still likes to maintain his iconic hairdo.

28/03/20 20:00:19

My head is splitting.

29/11/19 8:08:24

Candidates are gearing up for next year's Presidential election.

21/11/19 12:00:08

OK, who's been feeding the elephants again?

13/11/19 12:20:12

That guillotine really needs to be sharpened.

31/10/19 8:02:52

lol

Her sister's even friendlier - she goes around with a mattress fastened to her back.

18/10/19 7:00:12

I think I've met her: www.caption.me/437524 :^) --Crunchy Chords

Good morning, Mr Weinstein.

18/09/19 8:12:15

"So I said to him - no, no, listen, this is really funny! - I said - this was in reply to that thing he said - so I took a deep breath and I said..."

"P*ss off."

02/09/19 7:00:57

Haha!Actually I think I would like it even better without the "p*ss off", just focusing on the talkative bird. :^)Crunchy (your voter) --Crunchy Chords

We've tried and tried, but we can't get both our wheelchairs in there.

16/08/19 7:04:55

No, don't pull the baby behind you - do what other mothers do, and push it ahead of you into the traffic.

13/08/19 7:43:11

Bloody pavement cyclists, I've had a belly full of them.

05/07/19 7:00:43

All six Flat Earth Societies were partly right.

23/02/19 8:02:51

But you still cannot see Death approaching...

09/01/19 20:00:52

"After the divorce, my other half got the car engine and the plough."

29/12/18 8:03:47

"After that party last night, I feel as if all the stuffing has been knocked out of me."

12/12/18 20:00:07

I hate the way all this Christmas stuff starts to appear even before Bonfire Night.

07/10/18 7:00:09

It's not often you see a Chinese alcoholic.

Sat 12:00:06

Easy to spot though... wokking crooked --Mauris Iocus

"Watch out, mate, there's a low bridge ahead."

01/01/21 12:00:34

Ooh, I really needed that wee.

31/12/20 8:09:42

creative

Alaskan opticians have a strange sense of humour.

27/11/20 12:00:11

"Oh no - Celia's gone swimming with only one bra cup!"

25/10/20 12:06:26

Celia fate... --Ross Davidson

Ku Klux Kanines

25/10/20 8:00:12

It says "Dear John, I'm afraid I may have given you an infection."

05/10/20 19:03:13

"Come on, just a few more - then we can claim it's the imprint of Gulliver's flip-flop."

11/09/20 11:00:22

"Today's army can't afford guns, so I'm gonna teach you karate."

11/08/20 11:00:13

Excuse me, could you take your hat off? We can't see.

10/08/20 7:16:58

Ethel, I know you're a slow reader, but your hair is done and it's time you went home.

31/07/20 7:04:46

Yeah, but we're two metres apart, innit

16/07/20 11:00:41

For people who are used to peeing in telephone kiosks.

27/06/20 11:00:08

Oh that's spoiled the fun of it. --Flo .

I wanna be two metres away. I wanna be two metres away. I wanna...

01/06/20 19:00:06

Here's looking at you kid. --Woofer 6

clever

We used to have to get up at twelve o'clock at night and lick the road clean with our tongues, we had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

17/05/20 11:00:13

And you tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you. --Willie Johnson

Has anybody seen our gasmasks and feather dusters?

06/05/20 11:00:22

Now, if we could just find some way to stop him farting...

30/04/20 7:03:32

I've got a corking idea. --John Glover

"Kenneth Konica? Never heard of you. Just get out of my way!"

10/01/20 8:06:18

It's amazing the extent to which daily exercise can ease the effects of congenital dislocation of the hips.

07/01/20 8:09:15

"Makes you feel kinda small, doesn't it?

02/01/20 12:01:13

It's almost as big a whopper as the ones Boris tells.

15/12/19 12:49:28

Hung out to dry.

19/11/19 12:00:07

My mummy warned me about ladies like you, Mrs Robinson.

03/11/19 8:02:21

"That was glorious, you sexy bitch"

24/10/19 11:00:26

"This is much more fun than shitting in the woods!"

06/10/19 19:00:08

In hindsight, it hadn't been a good idea to build ski jumps in Florida.

19/07/19 11:01:01

I can't lego of my head!

14/06/19 19:00:08

OK, I ate the kid's arm. So?

19/05/19 11:01:57

"No use to me, I'm going to flog it."

31/12/18 8:00:06

The PETA-approved version of this caption is: "Already fed, I'm going to feed it." --Glad You Remember

"This is go-faster juice, innit?"

09/12/18 20:00:29

"Mister, are you a dinosaur?"
"Well, some people would say so."

23/11/18 12:26:55

The world Simon championships were held lately.

28/10/18 8:28:28

Ooh, I feel better for that.

02/09/18 7:01:28

They just can't make their minds up, can they?

Sun 8:24:58

I'm not offended, I just thought I should set the record straight to eliminate any misunderstandings. That was a good caption, and comment too. --Willie Johnson

Dave was never one to sit down on the job.

17/01/21 12:01:20

King Midas woz 'ere.

31/12/20 12:00:07

Sorry, girls, I just can't get any chrome yellow - Vincent cornered the market.

08/11/20 20:00:11

I can tell you, I had a lot of experience with Michael Jackson. He used to sing with me "I'm forever blowing Bubbles".

03/10/20 11:27:25

Wait for me, Daddy!

01/10/20 19:00:06

♪ Fly me from the moon ... ♪

24/09/20 7:02:47

Mummy, why have you filled my dinky car with gooseberries?

11/09/20 7:04:01

Dave made sure he had his right elbow ready to shove the obstructing vehicle out of his way.

12/08/20 13:21:12

All I need now is an "I've visited Barnard Castle" sticker.

07/08/20 7:29:10

How to train your dragon to cook sausages.

17/06/20 19:09:58

Dragon?....should have gone to specsavers. --Morgan .

Can I pee against that pipe from here?

17/06/20 11:00:40

Where's the nearest beauty spot?

01/06/20 11:02:42

"It's OK, Dominic, nobody will recognise you this time."

01/06/20 8:29:26

After hearing Boris say that pubs might open in July, they started forming an orderly queue.

12/05/20 8:10:06

The Isle of Wight is in the other direction.

17/04/20 11:00:17

Spike? Is that you?

07/04/20 11:00:05

Just a tiddler, throw her back.

13/02/20 20:00:09

'her' back ? would get my vote. --John Glover

I ent going near that.

29/12/19 12:03:30

I guess they're OK, but I'd rather have my left leg back.

25/12/19 12:02:01

O great leader, we worship you!

22/12/19 8:02:24

Reports are coming in of further suspicious discoveries in Salisbury.

10/12/19 8:08:27

This is how I will feel in precisely 21 days' time.

04/12/19 20:00:18

Now, there's your problem right there, ma'am. You haven't got your feet on the pedals, so of course it won't go.

02/12/19 8:06:47

Southern Region is not the most reliable railway for committing suicide.

30/11/19 12:34:46

I do like herbie food.

16/11/19 8:02:03

She's my little bit of fluff.

13/10/19 7:03:47

Ms Remains-of-the-World 2069

18/09/19 11:08:57

Ku Klux Klan, Thames branch

25/08/19 7:02:10

Boris Johnson's new cabinet

(Nod to 12:00:15 with similar thoughts)

25/07/19 11:00:39

You can't possibly want to eat my finger when you've already eaten my other leg!

17/06/19 11:00:29

"Clark, honey? Can you just fly down and rescue me from all these ugly people?"

09/06/19 7:39:50

Radiation from the television had already destroyed his neck, hands and feet, but now he blocked it with his iPad.

10/04/19 11:00:05

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz scowled.

04/04/19 11:00:07

"O freckled gruntbuggly..." --Crunchy Chords

"That's the last time I carry my toddler on my shoulders."

03/04/19 19:00:21

Michael Molpurgo's latest: War Kitten

18/03/19 8:04:53

At the Monday morning team meetings, it was easy to tell that Clive was the only teetotaller.

16/03/19 8:00:22

Earphones for the deaf.

08/03/19 20:03:57

"Yes, it's the only way we can get 4G around here."

02/03/19 20:02:47

"I wish I'd brought one of the wife's scatter cushions to hold on my lap."

01/03/19 12:02:53

When your profile said you had an 18-inch waist, I expected the rest of you to be in proportion

21/02/19 12:00:38

He was disappointed. He had hoped for a fried egg that looked like Jesus.

17/02/19 20:00:54

And it looks like Piers Morgan. That's just plain unclucky! --Karyn Harrison

"I can't believe nobody remembered the hang-gliders."

05/02/19 8:02:42

Reminder to self...

17/01/19 20:00:43

"I'm not sitting too close to her, just look at the warning notice."

08/01/19 12:00:04

How I feel after Christmas

30/12/18 12:00:36

I can identify with this. The healthy eating regime generally lasts until January 2nd. I can't resist a Nando's! --Karyn Harrison

I don't think much of this smokers' area.

14/12/18 8:05:53

The Swiss never quite got the hang of the yard of ale competition.

11/10/18 7:00:24

New shampoo ad: "head, shoulders, knees and toes knees and toes."

24/09/18 7:01:00

So funny, great imagination. --Funny Bean

My feet are killing me

03/09/18 7:00:46

Everything was fine until he got to the front door.

Wed 8:02:03

The Ghost of Sithmas Past.

03/01/21 12:01:43

Hang on a moment, Archimedes - we forgot the fulcrum.

02/01/21 8:00:07

Please do not feed the alligators. They cannot digest metal.

14/12/20 8:24:42

What with no Mother Christmas around, Santa was desperate for a ride.

12/12/20 12:00:45

You've broken my heart. --Dave Bryan

"Just watch out for that green crocodile, Charlie."

11/10/20 7:00:06

For one of these, you need deep pockets.

06/10/20 11:00:39

"If I'm to hide your bald spot, I haven't got time for deodorant."

01/10/20 11:00:06

Bored man of the chair

26/09/20 11:05:36

"I've sat here all week, but no sign of a six-foot man yet."
"Same here."

24/09/20 19:00:28

"Sorry, but since we took your order the rules have changed - we can only serve six of you."

22/09/20 19:00:08

C'mon, Arthur, we must try and keep fit during lockdown.

19/09/20 7:04:00

"It gets a bit boring, waiting for Banksy to turn up and draw us."

29/08/20 21:04:26

"Who's got his hand on Grandma's tit?"

29/08/20 11:00:19

"I remember when I had the whole of this continent to roam in. Now look at what I have left."

14/08/20 11:00:06

Too close to the truth unfortunately. --Willie Johnson

"If men can pee behind a plant-pot, so can I."

02/08/20 12:07:31

I don't know where they all come from. You start off with just two little bunnies...

02/08/20 7:13:13

"OK, we admit it - the mammoth meat is not fresh, it's deep-frozen."

16/07/20 7:41:58

"Please go to Morrisons and buy me a wholemeal loaf and two litres of milk."

15/07/20 19:05:14

"They make me do the shopping on the way home from school."
"Well, they make me carry my baby brother around like a papoose."
"Where is he, then?"

08/07/20 21:06:09

The dog was easy. Tinting the shadows was a bit harder.

05/07/20 7:05:17

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When you find after just over one minute that somebody has voted for every caption except yours... sad face

(caption author)

12/12/20
12:09pm

comment on caption:
What with no Mother Christmas around, Santa was desperate for a ride. [Molly R]

You've broken my heart.

Dave Bryan

12/12/20
12:10pm

comment on caption:
What with no Mother Christmas around, Santa was desperate for a ride. [Molly R]

Ah, it worked! smilie face

(caption author)

12/12/20
1:07pm

comment on caption:
What with no Mother Christmas around, Santa was desperate for a ride. [Molly R]

Yeah I've dated smokers before. The first rule of thumb is being able to tell the difference between when your partner's having a powerful orgasm and when they're hyperventilating through shortness of breath. I thought I was some sort of stamina champion at first but then I got with someone who didn't smoke. And then I was like "Oh".

Glyn Evans

09/01/21
3:50pm

comment on caption:
"I got the hair, I got the heels, I got the legs - why haven't I got a bloke?"
"You smoke." [Molly R]

Easy to spot though... wokking crooked

Mauris Iocus

Saturday
2:50pm

comment on caption:
It's not often you see a Chinese alcoholic. [Molly R]

Couldn't make up my mind whether to vote for this.

Willie Johnson

Sunday
9:35am

comment on caption:
They just can't make their minds up, can they? [Molly R]

C'mon, Willie, you always vote for everybody! smilie face

(caption author)

Sunday
10:58am

comment on caption:
They just can't make their minds up, can they? [Molly R]

You might notice, caption author, that I've already voted for this caption (and it's the only vote so far, you're welcome). I vote for what I like and it's certainly not everybody, not even close. The comment is meant to be a play on the wording of the caption. I'm sure that's more than you wanted to know. I'll be going now. Good luck.

Willie Johnson

Sunday
6:49pm

comment on caption:
They just can't make their minds up, can they? [Molly R]

Please don't be offended, Willie! You're a generous voter, always at the top of the voting lists, and my comment was only meant to reflect that. Therefore the smiley.

(caption author)

Sunday
7:16pm

comment on caption:
They just can't make their minds up, can they? [Molly R]

I'm not offended, I just thought I should set the record straight to eliminate any misunderstandings. That was a good caption, and comment too.

Willie Johnson

Sunday
9:33pm

comment on caption:
They just can't make their minds up, can they? [Molly R]

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