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Molly R

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Most of them were Trump lookalikes - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November.

20/09/20 11:00:47

I almost didn't submit this photo for captioning thinking it would be a difficult one. Obviously not for you Molly! So glad I changed my mind. Excellent caption. Congratulations! --Karyn Harrison

Whaddya mean, you fancied me more in the rubber suit?

12/12/19 12:00:08

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the garden...

10/04/20 7:03:53

A long time ago, in a supermarket far far away...

06/05/20 19:02:23

The cat that got the scream

08/09/20 11:00:05

lol

Yes, officer, the one who attacked me is number six in the lineup.

17/05/20 7:04:43

26/01/20 12:03:53

15/01/20 12:00:54

As it turned out, there was some opposition to "Boris for PM".

24/05/19 20:01:08

Duck-filled fatty puss.

20/02/19 8:05:12

creative

"It's roundish, about *this* size, probably no longer smiling..."

09/12/18 8:05:47

Linda, when did you last clean these windows?

17/07/20 11:06:20

clever

Here's to you, Mrs Robinson.

03/12/18 8:00:05

I really want to join the Faith Tones!

13/03/20 8:07:48

"No, I can't tell you why Death has such a bright halo."

02/06/19 21:02:16

creative

"I know I said I wanted a sturdier pair of nutcrackers, but..."

11/12/18 8:02:29

"For the last time - all three of us have got headaches."

01/12/18 8:01:46

clever

"And I'll keep on hitting until you get your hand off my tit!"

06/09/20 11:04:43

Ohio officials seek vandal who dumped sign in countryside.

14/06/19 11:18:12

Two-timer

04/01/19 8:00:18

Joe was annoyed that all the cheese and pineapple had already been eaten.

19/12/18 20:31:39

Trouble is, there aren't enough women on match.com

05/09/20 19:00:17

What jackass forgot his uniform?

11/08/20 7:04:19

"I wish that picture didn't keep falling off the wall."

02/07/20 7:02:09

The two missing ones said "Drink" and "Sex".

20/06/20 11:01:01

It's not fir. --Dave Bryan

Star Wars fans aren't always good at spelling.

16/05/20 11:06:52

Hegghog

05/05/20 7:29:54

You can stick that up your arse.

27/03/20 8:05:31

After the Lion ate the Scarecrow, only the Tin Man was left to cultivate opium poppies for Dorothy.

05/08/19 11:00:08

The UK economy, 1st November 2019

02/08/19 11:01:10

"OK, I'll fend off the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast from Traal with your umbrella, while you Instagram it."

27/05/19 7:35:07

Love it.Belated Happy Towel Day, everyone!:^) --Crunchy Chords

But I asked for a six-foot bed!

22/12/18 12:00:29

Rotary Club, Ladies Section

18/11/18 20:00:10

"I think I'd prefer the blue dwarf, thank you."

Mon 8:27:29

"Think I'm made of money?"

12/10/20 19:00:26

But none of it works in the parking meter. --Willie Johnson

My mum wanted a washing line across the street to the window opposite.

07/02/20 12:02:33

creative

Two heads, three arms - yep, it's Zaphod Beeblebrox's problem daughter.

10/01/20 20:00:07

lol

Wow, I've always found firemen so sexy - you're not busy, are you?

26/01/19 20:00:11

Oh, stop hogging the sofa!

01/09/18 7:00:25

"Janet, are you seeing someone?"
"No."

16/09/20 7:03:08

Ghostbustiers

29/08/20 7:00:12

Bad hare day.

26/06/20 5:23:09

The baby? I put it in the out tray, of course.

13/01/20 12:01:09

"Of course she'll bounce. You just be ready to catch her when she comes back up."

12/06/19 21:07:20

"These are my Valentine's Day trousers - they say I love you from the heart of my bottom."

03/02/19 20:00:05

It's taking a while for my horse to adapt to life in Australia.

31/12/18 8:00:26

No, you can *not* drive the car. Period.

02/12/18 20:00:24

You can't go up in the world without education.

02/11/18 20:00:11

It's nearly lunchtime at the Daily Mail newsdesk.

07/10/18 11:00:06

He's a good mathematician, but a bad speller

27/09/18 11:19:02

Wow, am I glad to get out of Narnia!

21/10/20 11:00:20

"I've finally got my Zoom background to display a knife in my hand!"

24/09/20 11:00:12

The audience all begged for deliverance.

27/08/20 11:00:41

🎵Da-da-da DUN DUN...🎵 "but did he give it to them?" 🎵Da-da-da DUN DUN...🎵 --Willie Johnson

♫ Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair?♫

09/08/20 11:00:20

Racing restarts at Newmarket with full PPE.

21/06/20 7:03:03

I have this awful premonition that if I don't do this job right, I'll be toast.

13/04/20 11:00:38

lol

Can you hold it right there? One of the family moved.

01/04/20 7:03:35

Severely incontinent man ahead.

08/03/20 12:02:18

Eating all that blue grass hasn't done him much good.

23/02/20 8:01:30

"It's no good, Elliott, I can't make us fly."

27/08/19 11:00:17

"Cough, please"

19/08/19 7:00:21

A sight for four eyes.

12/08/19 19:00:10

OK, I admit it - the father was a coconut. Doctor, will I ever walk again?"

29/05/19 11:01:23

The water in both tubs has completely evaporated while waiting months for caption.me to use this photo.

13/03/19 20:13:56

"Stop, Frederick, the soldiers are coming!"
"Well, OK, just the Minute Waltz, then."

07/02/19 8:06:12

"They're here- quick, get inside the piano!""We can't, Joseph's already in there- he's Haydn." --Michael Winner

Someone's had a pooh in this suit.

01/01/19 8:02:16

The Golden Globe awards were low-budget this year.

22/12/18 20:00:06

Security precautions at the Texas School Book Depository when Trump does Dallas.

21/12/18 20:00:09

He won't go anywhere near a book. --Scrappy Doo

Tracey was not really very good at playing air guitar.

13/12/18 8:00:13

Told him not to smoke Marlboro Gold.

11/12/18 20:00:11

This guy should see a doctor or possibly a blacksmith. --Scrappy Doo

"Diet Pepsi, please".

03/11/18 8:00:06

I'm so glad I came!

16/09/18 19:00:17

Blimey - pass the deodorant.

15/10/20 11:00:21

Bondage compulsory. Disco dancing strictly forbidden.

09/10/20 11:00:06

He'd always wanted to try his hand at darts.

04/08/20 11:00:06

Although Boris is supposed to be self-isolating, he still likes to maintain his iconic hairdo.

28/03/20 20:00:19

My head is splitting.

29/11/19 8:08:24

Candidates are gearing up for next year's Presidential election.

21/11/19 12:00:08

OK, who's been feeding the elephants again?

13/11/19 12:20:12

That guillotine really needs to be sharpened.

31/10/19 8:02:52

lol

Her sister's even friendlier - she goes around with a mattress fastened to her back.

18/10/19 7:00:12

I think I've met her: www.caption.me/437524 :^) --Crunchy Chords

Good morning, Mr Weinstein.

18/09/19 8:12:15

"So I said to him - no, no, listen, this is really funny! - I said - this was in reply to that thing he said - so I took a deep breath and I said..."

"P*ss off."

02/09/19 7:00:57

Haha!Actually I think I would like it even better without the "p*ss off", just focusing on the talkative bird. :^)Crunchy (your voter) --Crunchy Chords

We've tried and tried, but we can't get both our wheelchairs in there.

16/08/19 7:04:55

No, don't pull the baby behind you - do what other mothers do, and push it ahead of you into the traffic.

13/08/19 7:43:11

Bloody pavement cyclists, I've had a belly full of them.

05/07/19 7:00:43

All six Flat Earth Societies were partly right.

23/02/19 8:02:51

But you still cannot see Death approaching...

09/01/19 20:00:52

"After the divorce, my other half got the car engine and the plough."

29/12/18 8:03:47

"After that party last night, I feel as if all the stuffing has been knocked out of me."

12/12/18 20:00:07

I hate the way all this Christmas stuff starts to appear even before Bonfire Night.

07/10/18 7:00:09

"Oh no - Celia's gone swimming with only one bra cup!"

Sun 12:06:26

Celia fate... --Ross Davidson

Ku Klux Kanines

Sun 8:00:12

It says "Dear John, I'm afraid I may have given you an infection."

05/10/20 19:03:13

"Come on, just a few more - then we can claim it's the imprint of Gulliver's flip-flop."

11/09/20 11:00:22

"Today's army can't afford guns, so I'm gonna teach you karate."

11/08/20 11:00:13

Excuse me, could you take your hat off? We can't see.

10/08/20 7:16:58

Ethel, I know you're a slow reader, but your hair is done and it's time you went home.

31/07/20 7:04:46

Yeah, but we're two metres apart, innit

16/07/20 11:00:41

For people who are used to peeing in telephone kiosks.

27/06/20 11:00:08

Oh that's spoiled the fun of it. --Flo .

I wanna be two metres away. I wanna be two metres away. I wanna...

01/06/20 19:00:06

Here's looking at you kid. --Woofer 6

clever

We used to have to get up at twelve o'clock at night and lick the road clean with our tongues, we had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

17/05/20 11:00:13

And you tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you. --Willie Johnson

Has anybody seen our gasmasks and feather dusters?

06/05/20 11:00:22

Now, if we could just find some way to stop him farting...

30/04/20 7:03:32

I've got a corking idea. --John Glover

"Kenneth Konica? Never heard of you. Just get out of my way!"

10/01/20 8:06:18

It's amazing the extent to which daily exercise can ease the effects of congenital dislocation of the hips.

07/01/20 8:09:15

"Makes you feel kinda small, doesn't it?

02/01/20 12:01:13

It's almost as big a whopper as the ones Boris tells.

15/12/19 12:49:28

Hung out to dry.

19/11/19 12:00:07

My mummy warned me about ladies like you, Mrs Robinson.

03/11/19 8:02:21

"That was glorious, you sexy bitch"

24/10/19 11:00:26

"This is much more fun than shitting in the woods!"

06/10/19 19:00:08

In hindsight, it hadn't been a good idea to build ski jumps in Florida.

19/07/19 11:01:01

I can't lego of my head!

14/06/19 19:00:08

OK, I ate the kid's arm. So?

19/05/19 11:01:57

"No use to me, I'm going to flog it."

31/12/18 8:00:06

The PETA-approved version of this caption is: "Already fed, I'm going to feed it." --Glad You Remember

"This is go-faster juice, innit?"

09/12/18 20:00:29

"Mister, are you a dinosaur?"
"Well, some people would say so."

23/11/18 12:26:55

The world Simon championships were held lately.

28/10/18 8:28:28

Ooh, I feel better for that.

02/09/18 7:01:28

I can tell you, I had a lot of experience with Michael Jackson. He used to sing with me "I'm forever blowing Bubbles".

03/10/20 11:27:25

Wait for me, Daddy!

01/10/20 19:00:06

♪ Fly me from the moon ... ♪

24/09/20 7:02:47

Mummy, why have you filled my dinky car with gooseberries?

11/09/20 7:04:01

Dave made sure he had his right elbow ready to shove the obstructing vehicle out of his way.

12/08/20 13:21:12

All I need now is an "I've visited Barnard Castle" sticker.

07/08/20 7:29:10

How to train your dragon to cook sausages.

17/06/20 19:09:58

Dragon?....should have gone to specsavers. --Morgan .

Can I pee against that pipe from here?

17/06/20 11:00:40

Where's the nearest beauty spot?

01/06/20 11:02:42

"It's OK, Dominic, nobody will recognise you this time."

01/06/20 8:29:26

After hearing Boris say that pubs might open in July, they started forming an orderly queue.

12/05/20 8:10:06

The Isle of Wight is in the other direction.

17/04/20 11:00:17

Spike? Is that you?

07/04/20 11:00:05

Just a tiddler, throw her back.

13/02/20 20:00:09

'her' back ? would get my vote. --John Glover

I ent going near that.

29/12/19 12:03:30

I guess they're OK, but I'd rather have my left leg back.

25/12/19 12:02:01

O great leader, we worship you!

22/12/19 8:02:24

Reports are coming in of further suspicious discoveries in Salisbury.

10/12/19 8:08:27

This is how I will feel in precisely 21 days' time.

04/12/19 20:00:18

Now, there's your problem right there, ma'am. You haven't got your feet on the pedals, so of course it won't go.

02/12/19 8:06:47

Southern Region is not the most reliable railway for committing suicide.

30/11/19 12:34:46

I do like herbie food.

16/11/19 8:02:03

She's my little bit of fluff.

13/10/19 7:03:47

Ms Remains-of-the-World 2069

18/09/19 11:08:57

Ku Klux Klan, Thames branch

25/08/19 7:02:10

Boris Johnson's new cabinet

(Nod to 12:00:15 with similar thoughts)

25/07/19 11:00:39

You can't possibly want to eat my finger when you've already eaten my other leg!

17/06/19 11:00:29

"Clark, honey? Can you just fly down and rescue me from all these ugly people?"

09/06/19 7:39:50

Radiation from the television had already destroyed his neck, hands and feet, but now he blocked it with his iPad.

10/04/19 11:00:05

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz scowled.

04/04/19 11:00:07

"O freckled gruntbuggly..." --Crunchy Chords

"That's the last time I carry my toddler on my shoulders."

03/04/19 19:00:21

Michael Molpurgo's latest: War Kitten

18/03/19 8:04:53

At the Monday morning team meetings, it was easy to tell that Clive was the only teetotaller.

16/03/19 8:00:22

Earphones for the deaf.

08/03/19 20:03:57

"Yes, it's the only way we can get 4G around here."

02/03/19 20:02:47

"I wish I'd brought one of the wife's scatter cushions to hold on my lap."

01/03/19 12:02:53

When your profile said you had an 18-inch waist, I expected the rest of you to be in proportion

21/02/19 12:00:38

He was disappointed. He had hoped for a fried egg that looked like Jesus.

17/02/19 20:00:54

And it looks like Piers Morgan. That's just plain unclucky! --Karyn Harrison

"I can't believe nobody remembered the hang-gliders."

05/02/19 8:02:42

Reminder to self...

17/01/19 20:00:43

"I'm not sitting too close to her, just look at the warning notice."

08/01/19 12:00:04

How I feel after Christmas

30/12/18 12:00:36

I can identify with this. The healthy eating regime generally lasts until January 2nd. I can't resist a Nando's! --Karyn Harrison

I don't think much of this smokers' area.

14/12/18 8:05:53

The Swiss never quite got the hang of the yard of ale competition.

11/10/18 7:00:24

New shampoo ad: "head, shoulders, knees and toes knees and toes."

24/09/18 7:01:00

So funny, great imagination. --Funny Bean

My feet are killing me

03/09/18 7:00:46

"Just watch out for that green crocodile, Charlie."

11/10/20 7:00:06

For one of these, you need deep pockets.

06/10/20 11:00:39

"If I'm to hide your bald spot, I haven't got time for deodorant."

01/10/20 11:00:06

Bored man of the chair

26/09/20 11:05:36

"I've sat here all week, but no sign of a six-foot man yet."
"Same here."

24/09/20 19:00:28

"Sorry, but since we took your order the rules have changed - we can only serve six of you."

22/09/20 19:00:08

C'mon, Arthur, we must try and keep fit during lockdown.

19/09/20 7:04:00

"It gets a bit boring, waiting for Banksy to turn up and draw us."

29/08/20 21:04:26

"Who's got his hand on Grandma's tit?"

29/08/20 11:00:19

"I remember when I had the whole of this continent to roam in. Now look at what I have left."

14/08/20 11:00:06

Too close to the truth unfortunately. --Willie Johnson

"If men can pee behind a plant-pot, so can I."

02/08/20 12:07:31

I don't know where they all come from. You start off with just two little bunnies...

02/08/20 7:13:13

"OK, we admit it - the mammoth meat is not fresh, it's deep-frozen."

16/07/20 7:41:58

"Please go to Morrisons and buy me a wholemeal loaf and two litres of milk."

15/07/20 19:05:14

"They make me do the shopping on the way home from school."
"Well, they make me carry my baby brother around like a papoose."
"Where is he, then?"

08/07/20 21:06:09

The dog was easy. Tinting the shadows was a bit harder.

05/07/20 7:05:17

I'm going to be a vegan, Mummy.

22/04/20 11:00:09

I come from a household which is short on loo paper.

22/04/20 7:12:46

Do not pee into the wind.

17/04/20 11:00:41

That's one way of getting your own back. --John Glover

Please let me out, Mr Schrödinger - I'm half-dead in here!

12/04/20 7:03:18

Remember, two metres apart at all times...

09/04/20 7:04:11

clever

Gibbons just love to sneak up on bananas

02/04/20 7:10:11

Waaaah! I got my towel wet!

27/03/20 12:00:27

"I'm sure I know you from somewhere."

26/02/20 8:03:37

Was it the underage stripper party? --Scrijjy Doo

So you burned the turkey, the potatoes, the pigs in blankets - but the Brussels sprouts are perfectly cooked?

19/02/20 20:00:08

I think the hidden numbers are 42.

14/01/20 12:00:17

clever

I keep telling her to shave her armpits.

06/01/20 8:06:03

No, that's fine, there's no big black tattoo on her bum.

03/01/20 20:01:57

Why does there have to be a Christmas tree even in my bathroom?

24/12/19 8:35:28

Jeremy Corbyn finds a new role.

17/12/19 20:00:42

You will notice that he is not "by popular request".

14/12/19 20:01:29

I knew we shouldn't have offered to paint the Empire State Building, Olly - another fine mess you've got us into!

07/12/19 20:01:24

I always said Ella was a nut.

03/12/19 12:01:49

"I know Greta Thunberg would say it's harming the atmosphere, but it does mean I can go on school strike."

02/12/19 20:00:21

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Great one and oh so true! Well done Molly!

Chris Keegan

01/10/20
11:46am

comment on caption:
Most of them were Trump lookalikes - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November. [Molly R]

Great caption Molly. Well done.

Troompa Loompa

01/10/20
12:15pm

comment on caption:
Most of them were Trump lookalikes - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November. [Molly R]

Thank you to everybody! I have to confess that I haven't tended to post messages on the monthly winning photos - but now that I know how good it feels to receive those congratulations, I will be sure to pass them on in future months.

Molly R

01/10/20
12:20pm

comment on caption:
Most of them were Trump lookalikes - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November. [Molly R]

Congratulations Molly, and hopefully your prediction will come true. smilie face

Glyn Evans

02/10/20
7:30am

comment on caption:
Most of them were Trump lookalikes - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November. [Molly R]

Excellent caption Molly. No matter where your ideas or inspiration come from it's an original to us so very well done :)

Mr Dome

02/10/20
10:50pm

comment on caption:
Most of them were Trump lookalikes - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November. [Molly R]

I think I've seen it (or something like it) before as well. Great captioning is not only coming up with something entirely original. It's also using something you've seen before in just the right way at the the right time and in the right place. You did all that Molly to great success.