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"Spain on the other hand will be a one way trip..."
9:28am
comment on caption:
"Bethlehem? It's a long way, guv - I'll need to charge you the return fare." [Molly R]
The Mown of Silence
8:18am
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"Yes dear, yes dear. You do realise that I can't hear a word you are saying? It's wonderful!" [Molly R]
Nod to Pterry, of course.
8:55am
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When your librarian is an orang-utan and you made the mistake of calling him a monkey. [Molly R]
I don't get it please help.
12:58pm
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"Actually, I was looking for tractors." [Molly R]
Neil Parish MP was caught watching porn on his mobile phone in the House of Commons (UK Parliament) during a debate. He claimed he had been looking for information about tractors.
1:11pm
comment on caption:
"Actually, I was looking for tractors." [Molly R]
Were many people at the Commons that day or were they mass debating?
8:11pm
comment on caption:
"Actually, I was looking for tractors." [Molly R]
What, the Torie, morning glory?
10:38pm
comment on caption:
"Actually, I was looking for tractors." [Molly R]
Funny story about Salvador Dali. He used to invite his friends out for meals at expensive restaurants. When the bill arrived he'd pay for everybody with a cheque, but he'd draw a doodle on the back of it. The thing was, his doodles were worth way more than the price of the meal, so the restaurant would never cash the cheque. Cunning.
8:25am
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"So I was invited to breakfast with Salvador Dali. How was I to know it was a bad idea?" [Molly R]
I tried that trick once with a cat caption. Next time I went in they put an extra 25% on my bill.
8:33am
comment on caption:
"So I was invited to breakfast with Salvador Dali. How was I to know it was a bad idea?" [Molly R]
Last night he finally got legless
2:59pm
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You can't blame him for wanting to get drunk, after his sepsis amputations. [Molly R]