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Molly R

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creative

clever x2

Most of them were Trump lookalikes - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November.

20/09/20 12:00:47

Thank you all so much! I had never imagined that I could ever produce a winning caption - I was always delighted with anything which crept into double figures. So there is hope for everyone, that one of their captions may just hit the spot. --Molly R

Whaddya mean, you fancied me more in the rubber suit?

12/12/19 12:00:08

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the garden...

10/04/20 8:03:53

"They did warn me that if I kept putting my head out of the car window, my face would get stuck like this."

12/02/21 8:04:06

Especially if you don't roll it down first. --Willie Johnson

A long time ago, in a supermarket far far away...

06/05/20 20:02:23

lol

"Yes, he's my pet millipede, Martin. He goes everywhere with me."

04/03/21 12:00:10

The cat that got the scream

08/09/20 12:00:05

lol

Yes, officer, the one who attacked me is number six in the lineup.

17/05/20 8:04:43

clever

Well, hello Dali

26/01/20 12:03:53

"OK, just put it in first gear and take the handbrake off, and we'll give you a push."

25/05/21 12:00:07

* They are lion. It's second gear and press the clutch --Mr Dome

15/01/20 12:00:54

As it turned out, there was some opposition to "Boris for PM".

24/05/19 21:01:08

Duck-filled fatty puss.

20/02/19 8:05:12

creative

"It's roundish, about *this* size, probably no longer smiling..."

09/12/18 8:05:47

"Maybe we shouldn't have read the will yet, but it was just too tempting."

10/08/21 12:00:10

"Go on, send Boris another text - he falls for it every time!"

25/04/21 9:09:34

Linda, when did you last clean these windows?

17/07/20 12:06:20

"Could you close your window shutter, please, Mr Hitchcock?"

01/05/21 8:00:12

"Clean your gutters, ladies?"

23/03/21 8:01:04

"I just know I dropped my Fitbit somewhere around here."

03/11/20 12:00:46

Looks like the only bit that would be fit. --John Glover

clever

Here's to you, Mrs Robinson.

03/12/18 8:00:05

Make love not war.

12/03/21 12:00:07

"Somebody's got to keep the place tidy, and they furloughed my keeper."

08/11/20 8:04:05

I really want to join the Faith Tones!

13/03/20 8:07:48

"No, I can't tell you why Death has such a bright halo."

02/06/19 22:02:16

creative

"I know I said I wanted a sturdier pair of nutcrackers, but..."

11/12/18 8:02:29

"For the last time - all three of us have got headaches."

01/12/18 8:01:46

"Joan, come here - I think I've got worms!"

05/05/21 8:00:28

clever

"And I'll keep on hitting until you get your hand off my tit!"

06/09/20 12:04:43

Ohio officials seek vandal who dumped sign in countryside.

14/06/19 12:18:12

Two-timer

04/01/19 8:00:18

Joe was annoyed that all the cheese and pineapple had already been eaten.

19/12/18 20:31:39

"He's on his high horse again."

23/03/21 8:00:07

Trouble is, there aren't enough women on match.com

05/09/20 20:00:17

What jackass forgot his uniform?

11/08/20 8:04:19

"I wish that picture didn't keep falling off the wall."

02/07/20 8:02:09

The two missing ones said "Drink" and "Sex".

20/06/20 12:01:01

It's not fir. --Dave Bryan

Star Wars fans aren't always good at spelling.

16/05/20 12:06:52

Hegghog

05/05/20 8:29:54

You can stick that up your arse.

27/03/20 8:05:31

After the Lion ate the Scarecrow, only the Tin Man was left to cultivate opium poppies for Dorothy.

05/08/19 12:00:08

The UK economy, 1st November 2019

02/08/19 12:01:10

"OK, I'll fend off the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast from Traal with your umbrella, while you Instagram it."

27/05/19 8:35:07

Love it.Belated Happy Towel Day, everyone!:^) --Crunchy Chords

But I asked for a six-foot bed!

22/12/18 12:00:29

Rotary Club, Ladies Section

18/11/18 20:00:10

"Guess who?"

06/09/21 12:00:14

"Good thing you didn't break down next to the zebras - they don't know anything about cars."

25/05/21 12:15:49

creative

A man's car breaks down on a country road. He opens opens his bonnet and looks at the engine. He knows nothing about cars and has no hope of fixing it. Suddenly he hears a voice saying "Check the alternator."

He looks round for who spoke, and leaning over a gate is a small brown horse, who says again "Check the alternator". Bewildered, he looks at what he thinks the alternator might be, and sure enough there is a loose connection. He tightens it, jumps in his car, starts the engine and races off towards the local village, both scared and confused at the appearance of a talking horse.

He goes straight to the first bar he sees. "I need a Scotch!" he say, and knocks it straight back. "Hang on," says the barman, "Why are you so shaken?" So the man tells him the tale of breaking down and the small brown horse telling him what was wrong.

The barman looks at him seriously."You were so lucky it wasn't the grey horse, mate."

"Why, whats wrong with the grey horse?"

"He knows nothing about cars."

17/05/21 12:00:36

A very good short story, a lot better than some childrenâ€™s books. --Neil Mackenzie

"Listen to me, Specsavers - if I knew where my glasses were, I wouldn't need an urgent appointment!"

16/02/21 8:09:35

How did he see to dial? --Willie Johnson

"I think I'd prefer the blue dwarf, thank you."

26/10/20 8:27:29

"Think I'm made of money?"

12/10/20 20:00:26

But none of it works in the parking meter. --Willie Johnson

My mum wanted a washing line across the street to the window opposite.

07/02/20 12:02:33

creative

Two heads, three arms - yep, it's Zaphod Beeblebrox's problem daughter.

10/01/20 20:00:07

lol

Wow, I've always found firemen so sexy - you're not busy, are you?

26/01/19 20:00:11

Oh, stop hogging the sofa!

01/09/18 8:00:25

"Well, kid, where did you think little teddy bears came from?"

18/09/21 8:01:02

In his full-time job, he was a policeman.

15/05/21 8:00:07

Perhaps his profession should have been a defence attorney, then he would have been the wrong arm of the law? --Nina Dutton

"Doctor, he's still not walking, and I cannot figure out why."

10/04/21 12:00:08

lol

"This is your captain, Sully Sullenberger, speaking. We are now approaching the Hudson River..."

15/11/20 8:03:13

A flying building with square windows. I like it. --Willie Johnson

"Janet, are you seeing someone?"
"No."

16/09/20 8:03:08

Ghostbustiers

29/08/20 8:00:12

Bad hare day.

26/06/20 6:23:09

The baby? I put it in the out tray, of course.

13/01/20 12:01:09

"Of course she'll bounce. You just be ready to catch her when she comes back up."

12/06/19 22:07:20

"These are my Valentine's Day trousers - they say I love you from the heart of my bottom."

03/02/19 20:00:05

It's taking a while for my horse to adapt to life in Australia.

31/12/18 8:00:26

No, you can *not* drive the car. Period.

02/12/18 20:00:24

You can't go up in the world without education.

02/11/18 20:00:11

It's nearly lunchtime at the Daily Mail newsdesk.

07/10/18 12:00:06

He's a good mathematician, but a bad speller

27/09/18 12:19:02

"Oh hell, I've got a parking ticket."

22/06/21 8:04:22

"It's no use, you can't run faster than the bear."
"I don't have to - I only have to run faster than you."

01/06/21 12:01:35

🎵 "Round, round, getting round, we're getting round..."🎵

17/02/21 8:00:07

Second place, Double Amputees Beauty Contest.

16/11/20 12:04:09

Wow, am I glad to get out of Narnia!

21/10/20 12:00:20

"I've finally got my Zoom background to display a knife in my hand!"

24/09/20 12:00:12

The audience all begged for deliverance.

27/08/20 12:00:41

ðŸŽµDa-da-da DUN DUN...ðŸŽµ "but did he give it to them?" ðŸŽµDa-da-da DUN DUN...ðŸŽµ --Willie Johnson

🎵 Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair?🎵

09/08/20 12:00:20

Racing restarts at Newmarket with full PPE.

21/06/20 8:03:03

I have this awful premonition that if I don't do this job right, I'll be toast.

13/04/20 12:00:38

lol

Can you hold it right there? One of the family moved.

01/04/20 8:03:35

Severely incontinent man ahead.

08/03/20 12:02:18

Eating all that blue grass hasn't done him much good.

23/02/20 8:01:30

"It's no good, Elliott, I can't make us fly."

27/08/19 12:00:17

"Cough, please"

19/08/19 8:00:21

A sight for four eyes.

12/08/19 20:00:10

OK, I admit it - the father was a coconut. Doctor, will I ever walk again?"

29/05/19 12:01:23

The water in both tubs has completely evaporated while waiting months for caption.me to use this photo.

13/03/19 20:13:56

"Stop, Frederick, the soldiers are coming!"
"Well, OK, just the Minute Waltz, then."

07/02/19 8:06:12

"They're here- quick, get inside the piano!""We can't, Joseph's already in there- he's Haydn." --Michael Winner

Someone's had a pooh in this suit.

01/01/19 8:02:16

The Golden Globe awards were low-budget this year.

22/12/18 20:00:06

Security precautions at the Texas School Book Depository when Trump does Dallas.

21/12/18 20:00:09

He won't go anywhere near a book. --Scrappy Doo

Tracey was not really very good at playing air guitar.

13/12/18 8:00:13

Told him not to smoke Marlboro Gold.

11/12/18 20:00:11

This guy should see a doctor or possibly a blacksmith. --Scrappy Doo

"Diet Pepsi, please".

03/11/18 8:00:06

I'm so glad I came!

16/09/18 20:00:17

"Robbie, get your hand away from where your groin would be."
"I can't help it, I'm dreaming of electric sheep."

06/07/21 20:06:57

"Stop being so silly and get back in the pram."

24/04/21 12:03:18

"Yes, I agreed to pose for Damien Hirst. Is there any reason why I shouldn't have done?"

19/02/21 12:01:34

See level

14/02/21 8:01:45

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Perhaps his profession should have been a defence attorney, then he would have been the wrong arm of the law?

Nina Dutton

15/05/21
5:31pm

comment on caption:
In his full-time job, he was a policeman. [Molly R]

A very good short story, a lot better than some children's books.

Neil Mackenzie

17/05/21
8:37pm

comment on caption:
A man's car breaks down on a country road. He opens opens his bonnet and looks at the engine. He knows nothing about cars and has no hope of fixing it. Suddenly he hears a voice saying "Check the alternator."

He looks round for who spoke, and leaning over a gate is a small brown horse, who says again "Check the alternator". Bewildered, he looks at what he thinks the alternator might be, and sure enough there is a loose connection. He tightens it, jumps in his car, starts the engine and races off towards the local village, both scared and confused at the appearance of a talking horse.

He goes straight to the first bar he sees. "I need a Scotch!" he say, and knocks it straight back. "Hang on," says the barman, "Why are you so shaken?" So the man tells him the tale of breaking down and the small brown horse telling him what was wrong.

The barman looks at him seriously."You were so lucky it wasn't the grey horse, mate."

"Why, whats wrong with the grey horse?"

"He knows nothing about cars." [Molly R]

* They are lion. It's second gear and press the clutch

Mr Dome

25/05/21
12:18pm

comment on caption:
"OK, just put it in first gear and take the handbrake off, and we'll give you a push." [Molly R]

They learnt all they know from the zebras.

(caption author)

26/05/21
6:46am

comment on caption:
"OK, just put it in first gear and take the handbrake off, and we'll give you a push." [Molly R]

Right next to the Durex seller. 'Buy me and stop one'.

John Glover

29/07/21
1:16pm

comment on caption:
Special offer today, 3 for 2 - stop me and buy one [Molly R]

"Say cheese, Cake."

Karyn Harrison

16/08/21
12:25pm

comment on caption:
When your food really doesn't want to be Instagrammed. [Molly R]

I must disagree with you. I'm not saying it was cheap but it didn't cost the earth.

Dave Bryan

29/08/21
8:25am

comment on caption:
If you check the bar code, you will find that owning the planet is actually not worth the price. [Molly R]

I don't think that'll work. I'd be careful
what you type because anyone that has invested themselves in this site on a receiving votes-to-boost-their-ego-basis may not be mentally stable so they might get offended easily. This advice is to protect them as well as to protect you. It's not really for you or me, it's actually to protect the votes. The votes mean everything. They are the end all laughing face

I won't tell you the story about the guy from years ago who thought he was a supervote and tried to install himself on the system by constantly running into his computer, and that was a user who was relatively sane.