"Your work's been a little sloppy recently."

15/05/20 12:12:01

He does a lot of business.

15/05/20 12:37:32

I opened a 2nd factory, but was out of pugs, so I used a different breed. That threw a spaniel in the works

15/05/20 12:37:24

Built like a brick shit-house

15/05/20 12:41:30

Manure-facture

15/05/20 12:02:43

Pugs have such comical faeces

15/05/20 16:43:48

"Hello mate, where do I go for collections?"
"You need the back entrance mate. And please be careful when reversing your lorry up to the loading bay"

15/05/20 12:23:11

"I'm basically a dog's body."

15/05/20 12:06:56

So that's where Hershey's chocolate comes from

15/05/20 12:03:28

To increase production we're having a Time and Motion Study.

15/05/20 14:00:35

On the production line: "Come on guys...pick it up."

15/05/20 12:16:07

Great hours but the pay is shit

15/05/20 12:05:46

Scooby Doo Doo

15/05/20 12:02:58

"Stop bothering me with that camera, I've got sh*t to do".

15/05/20 12:01:36

A new face delivers the government's daily briefing.

15/05/20 22:06:13

The workers are demanding bigger stools.

15/05/20 14:01:46

Sports Direct opens new premises.

15/05/20 12:16:53

You wouldn't want to work in that dump

15/05/20 12:14:01

And the Cruft's award for "My owner is a right arsehole" goes to ...

15/05/20 12:06:37

He's a specialist - he does those white crusty ones from the 80s.

15/05/20 12:05:32

I've heard he's been fur-loughed.

15/05/20 12:00:42

So that's where the government's COVID 19 policies are made!

15/05/20 21:33:50

Poopulation Growth and Movement in the Industrial Revolution.

15/05/20 21:33:16

It's been deemed an essential business.

15/05/20 21:03:57

No I'm not gurning.

15/05/20 21:00:09

Turd Generation.

15/05/20 18:17:12

There's also a brewery version, which beer/lager do you think it could be everyone?

15/05/20 17:05:49

An excrement product.

15/05/20 16:13:53

Wow the stench from that factory has made my eyes go all funny

15/05/20 15:07:54

I suspect some skull puggery.

15/05/20 15:03:06

The product wasn't a success but it was on the verge.

15/05/20 14:08:05

"He pays good wages Paddy, Patrick gets time and a turd as standard."

15/05/20 13:27:13

"I made it with my stool kit."

15/05/20 12:49:51

It's the only time she's motionless

15/05/20 12:43:59

Poop Doggy Dogg

15/05/20 12:32:28

"Hi, do you have any jobs going?"

15/05/20 12:31:57

Egg Plant

15/05/20 12:29:10

Field trials have been successful with product placement

15/05/20 12:26:02

"What's the pay? Does he do pees work?"

15/05/20 12:24:24

You can get them reduced from the factory outlet.

15/05/20 12:22:16

Mr Pug's Poop Pactory

15/05/20 12:21:14

I must say, he does look down in the dumps.

15/05/20 12:19:45

I blame the industry fat cats.

15/05/20 12:13:17

This picture seems to have produced a lot of shit captions.

15/05/20 12:12:25

After the lockdown he will have to relocate to bigger premises.

15/05/20 12:09:13

Shih Tzpoo

15/05/20 12:04:49

A Pug is living proof that God has a sense of humour BUT this is really taking the piss.

15/05/20 12:04:36

Manager... Sniff Sniff “ Have you been smoking that shit again?”

15/05/20 12:04:01

His chance of winning the doggy dress up comp? It's in the bag...

15/05/20 12:02:18

Butt Pug

15/05/20 12:02:04

Looks like he's nuclear-powered

15/05/20 12:02:03

I'm only little, I can't produce enough on my own.

15/05/20 12:01:44

I have taken the dog for a walk behind the gas works

15/05/20 12:01:12

The Chancellor of the Exchequer has warned that manufacturing output will take a downturn and needs picking up.

15/05/20 12:01:04

Covid19 has not effected production.

15/05/20 12:00:13