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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11970Vanessa the Guesser

"Your work's been a little sloppy recently."

15/05/20 12:12:01

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He's hoping to move to a new firm --Mr Dome
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18709Troompa Loompa

He does a lot of business.

15/05/20 12:37:32

 
Mark England Vote score: 16800Mark England

I opened a 2nd factory, but was out of pugs, so I used a different breed. That threw a spaniel in the works

15/05/20 12:37:24

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Yeah & they can always cocker it up. --Woofer 6
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9593Mr Dome

Built like a brick shit-house

15/05/20 12:41:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14913Dan Nicholls

Manure-facture

15/05/20 12:02:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5871Vivvy En

Pugs have such comical faeces

15/05/20 16:43:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

"Hello mate, where do I go for collections?"
"You need the back entrance mate. And please be careful when reversing your lorry up to the loading bay"

15/05/20 12:23:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5741C CaMel

"I'm basically a dog's body."

15/05/20 12:06:56

 
Mark England Vote score: 16800Mark England

So that's where Hershey's chocolate comes from

15/05/20 12:03:28

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5955Tosser Wivlov

To increase production we're having a Time and Motion Study.

15/05/20 14:00:35

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6567Glyn Evans

On the production line: "Come on guys...pick it up."

15/05/20 12:16:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3974Stu Dent

Great hours but the pay is shit

15/05/20 12:05:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9952Stephen Bean

Scooby Doo Doo

15/05/20 12:02:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14913Dan Nicholls

"Stop bothering me with that camera, I've got sh*t to do".

15/05/20 12:01:36

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 138Fozzgog B.

A new face delivers the government's daily briefing.

15/05/20 22:06:13

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5955Tosser Wivlov

The workers are demanding bigger stools.

15/05/20 14:01:46

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Yeah but this isn't the strap on my Key Worker partner wanted, oh sorry thought you said Tools. --Woofer 6
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9569Dave Bryan

Sports Direct opens new premises.

15/05/20 12:16:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5871Vivvy En

You wouldn't want to work in that dump

15/05/20 12:14:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5531James Lennox

And the Cruft's award for "My owner is a right arsehole" goes to ...

15/05/20 12:06:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14913Dan Nicholls

He's a specialist - he does those white crusty ones from the 80s.

15/05/20 12:05:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11970Vanessa the Guesser

I've heard he's been fur-loughed.

15/05/20 12:00:42

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Fur-load?  -- Smuldo
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 138Fozzgog B.

So that's where the government's COVID 19 policies are made!

15/05/20 21:33:50

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 951Sam Cass

Poopulation Growth and Movement in the Industrial Revolution.

15/05/20 21:33:16

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1464Willie Johnson

It's been deemed an essential business.

15/05/20 21:03:57

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

No I'm not gurning.

15/05/20 21:00:09

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4688Kenny Ireland

Turd Generation.

15/05/20 18:17:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22185Ian Skelding

There's also a brewery version, which beer/lager do you think it could be everyone?

15/05/20 17:05:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22185Ian Skelding

An excrement product.

15/05/20 16:13:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1238Mark Wilson

Wow the stench from that factory has made my eyes go all funny

15/05/20 15:07:54

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 404alexandra ball

I suspect some skull puggery.

15/05/20 15:03:06

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5955Tosser Wivlov

The product wasn't a success but it was on the verge.

15/05/20 14:08:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20540John Glover

"He pays good wages Paddy, Patrick gets time and a turd as standard."

15/05/20 13:27:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9952Stephen Bean

"I made it with my stool kit."

15/05/20 12:49:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9593Mr Dome

It's the only time she's motionless

15/05/20 12:43:59

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18709Troompa Loompa

Poop Doggy Dogg

15/05/20 12:32:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

"Hi, do you have any jobs going?"

15/05/20 12:31:57

 
Mark England Vote score: 16800Mark England

Egg Plant

15/05/20 12:29:10

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1731Rachel P

Field trials have been successful with product placement

15/05/20 12:26:02

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5871Vivvy En

"What's the pay? Does he do pees work?"

15/05/20 12:24:24

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18709Troompa Loompa

You can get them reduced from the factory outlet.

15/05/20 12:22:16

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Mr Pug's Poop Pactory

15/05/20 12:21:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8824Chris Keegan

I must say, he does look down in the dumps.

15/05/20 12:19:45

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18709Troompa Loompa

I blame the industry fat cats.

15/05/20 12:13:17

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5657Paul Reeve

This picture seems to have produced a lot of shit captions.

15/05/20 12:12:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3974Stu Dent

After the lockdown he will have to relocate to bigger premises.

15/05/20 12:09:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31781Tony Edwards

Shih Tzpoo

15/05/20 12:04:49

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

A Pug is living proof that God has a sense of humour BUT this is really taking the piss.

15/05/20 12:04:36

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5657Paul Reeve

Manager... Sniff Sniff “ Have you been smoking that shit again?”

15/05/20 12:04:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14913Dan Nicholls

His chance of winning the doggy dress up comp? It's in the bag...

15/05/20 12:02:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3974Stu Dent

Butt Pug

15/05/20 12:02:04

 
Molly R Vote score: 1765Molly R

Looks like he's nuclear-powered

15/05/20 12:02:03

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Well he's certainly a reactor. --Woofer 6
Molly R Vote score: 1765Molly R

I'm only little, I can't produce enough on my own.

15/05/20 12:01:44

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3974Stu Dent

I have taken the dog for a walk behind the gas works

15/05/20 12:01:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8824Chris Keegan

The Chancellor of the Exchequer has warned that manufacturing output will take a downturn and needs picking up.

15/05/20 12:01:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10668Neil Mackenzie

Covid19 has not effected production.

15/05/20 12:00:13

 
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