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James Lennox Vote score: 5319James Lennox

Funny, I dated a vegetarian once and she didn't like little willies.

01/03/20 8:37:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Rosemary from accounts can get two in her mouth at the same time.

01/03/20 11:32:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8994Dave Bryan

This product may contain traces of nuts.

01/03/20 8:18:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9217Stephen Bean

"Sorry, I don't eat junk food."

01/03/20 8:24:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9217Stephen Bean

"Genitally modified food seems to be everywhere nowadays."

01/03/20 8:20:36

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18016Troompa Loompa

"Waiter, do you do them with the skins removed? I'm Jewish."

01/03/20 9:25:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9217Stephen Bean

Best served with a knob of butter.

01/03/20 8:00:06

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They'll just slide down. --Karyn Harrison
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3200Crunchy Chords
Funny, I dated a vegetarian once and she didnt like little willies.

01/03/20 15:23:04

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Maybe not Paul McCartney but I think Brad Pitt would be very tasty! --Karyn Harrison
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Waiter, can I have a Dogging bag for later.

01/03/20 11:34:31

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

"May not be suitable for lesbians"

01/03/20 9:21:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9217Stephen Bean

Use by 7th March. They don't taste the same past their swell by date.

01/03/20 8:47:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9217Stephen Bean

"For dessert I recommend the spotted dick."

01/03/20 8:07:16

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

Are these skinless? Because I'm looking for something kosher.

01/03/20 17:27:27

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1462Rachel P

Might fill a little gap!

01/03/20 10:33:51

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18016Troompa Loompa

Ethel from Eastenders couldn't bear to be parted from her dog but unfortunately went into the butcher's next door to the taxidermist's.

01/03/20 10:26:42

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

No meat and two veg.

01/03/20 9:56:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31406Tony Edwards

There is no need to prick these little willies.

01/03/20 8:40:15

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Why am I suddenly uncomfortable? --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9217Stephen Bean

Cum Dine With Me

01/03/20 8:33:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

...for those times when you wake up fancying a little banger

01/03/20 8:27:52

 
Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

Six of them? If they were proper meat, I would only need one to satisfy me.

01/03/20 8:22:56

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18016Troompa Loompa

Michael Jackson usually took a memento.

01/03/20 8:17:15

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6571Hercules Rockefeller

Sausage partly

01/03/20 8:11:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11492Vanessa the Guesser

As recommended by Phillip Schofield. "I've been having them for years."

01/03/20 8:07:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8994Dave Bryan

''Is that a Little Willie in your pocket or are you not pleased to see me?''

01/03/20 8:06:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Contains 100% poke

01/03/20 8:00:10

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Opposite of Big Bills.

02/03/20 23:42:13

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Serve with salt and Viagra

01/03/20 23:27:29

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

New research finds that five out of six male adolescents suffer from premature ejaculation.

01/03/20 23:17:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

"...I suppose it's a slight improvement on Beadle's Fingers."

01/03/20 19:54:53

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

This butcher's meat isn't well hung.

01/03/20 18:51:15

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1462Rachel P

Looks nice but tastes bulgur

01/03/20 10:49:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3738Stu Dent

Ideal for bangers and gash

01/03/20 9:47:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3738Stu Dent

Can be eaten cold if you are on a diet

01/03/20 9:44:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6509Glyn Evans

I've heard of blue balls, but what the hell happened to those testicles?

01/03/20 9:33:34

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5024Chris Halliwell

And the Wiener is .......

01/03/20 9:24:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5599Vivvy En

Do they do large ones?

01/03/20 9:09:41

 
Mark England Vote score: 16515Mark England

"I like my Veg and two veg"

01/03/20 8:35:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8994Dave Bryan

Be careful you don't get them stuck in your throat.

01/03/20 8:29:12

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5319James Lennox

The Vegetarian Butcher provided the soy sausages, but luckily the Carnivorous Grocer supplied the lamb kidney mushrooms, the turkey embryo beans, and the goat testicle tomatoes.

01/03/20 8:18:10

 
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