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31/01/23 20:46:09 |
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05/09/23 20:07:24 |
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17/01/21 12:37:55 |
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06/10/24 12:40:38 |
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Hey, creatures! Leave them twigs alone! 22/11/20 21:15:00 |
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Another stick in the fall?
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23/10/23 12:49:52 |
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02/03/23 20:00:12 |
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"May I suggest a few changes to the screenplay, Mr. Disney?" 21/02/21 21:03:46 |
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Davina misunderstood the concept of "bring your pop to school" day. 31/12/23 12:06:25 |
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23/09/24 12:38:31 |
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06/09/23 20:54:36 |
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25/01/21 13:19:23 |
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Because 100 would have been a bad idea. 12/02/23 12:52:00 |
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"How's your new flat?" 26/10/23 14:24:21 |
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12/06/23 12:13:58 |
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Summer in Gdansk fell on a Tuesday that year. 17/02/21 8:45:42 |
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For about 45 minutes in the early afternoon... you know, just like England.
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Who's got time for the optician whilst the grandson is visiting? 29/11/20 21:05:52 |
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25/10/23 12:35:45 |
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How to get a crate night's sleep. 23/09/23 10:18:51 |
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24/08/23 12:46:26 |
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Only 6 cats? Must be the starter kit. 12/06/23 12:12:12 |
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No, intermediate - there are eight, maybe nine. And a picture of one.
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19/03/23 21:01:04 |
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26/01/23 11:23:15 |
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In Soviet Russia, bubble bath take you. 21/12/23 20:05:31 |
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"Mummy, make him stop singing 'Baby Shark', please!" 15/10/23 20:31:56 |
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21/08/23 18:24:20 |
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12/08/23 9:04:29 |
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01/05/23 20:51:40 |
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13/02/23 9:08:23 |
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19/01/23 23:39:13 |
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26/02/21 9:28:46 |
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02/02/21 20:05:19 |
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28/12/20 14:42:01 |
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Wait until you see 2021's model.
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Mon 18:20:16 |
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22/09/24 22:05:35 |
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"After we finish up here, how about you and me go and have a piss together?" 18/09/23 20:38:43 |
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13/09/23 12:41:21 |
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17/07/23 22:59:00 |
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23/05/23 21:31:08 |
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01/05/23 20:53:10 |
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14/04/23 13:44:37 |
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24/03/23 21:40:02 |
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07/03/23 20:04:29 |
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"Paint me like one of your French cars." 22/02/23 12:49:23 |
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10/02/23 12:15:42 |
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03/02/23 8:00:15 |
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And they said this invention would never bare fruit. 16/01/23 1:11:24 |
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Lance Yarnstrong's famous bicycle 22/02/21 20:06:43 |
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Dave would do anything to avoid wearing a mask. 22/01/21 20:45:16 |
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Nice of Boris to allow that one concession for mask exemption.
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17/12/23 12:09:32 |
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"I wanna hold your gla-a-a-and..." 18/09/23 12:27:19 |
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23/07/23 12:04:29 |
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18/07/23 18:40:16 |
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07/07/23 13:45:57 |
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05/04/23 20:11:19 |
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09/02/23 12:37:56 |
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The club's doorman strictly enforced their new "pants on the outside" dress code. 03/02/23 20:36:09 |
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08/01/23 18:29:36 |
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24/02/21 8:45:29 |
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21/02/21 12:35:53 |
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07/02/21 14:09:59 |
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01/02/21 20:03:51 |
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19/01/21 20:45:51 |
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02/12/20 20:05:44 |
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Only hats with brims, Stephen. Didn't you get the Tweet? 01/12/20 17:19:55 |
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Davinia proudly shows off another flea market purchase. 12/10/24 12:05:43 |
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"Dave, you're supposed to put presents in socks, not the other way round." 07/10/24 0:35:33 |
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Dave regretted feeding Sparky spaghetti doughnuts for lunch. 02/10/24 12:03:58 |
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Behold, the six-finger club sandwich special! 06/08/24 11:17:50 |
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This episode of 'Sesame Street' has been brought to you by the letter 'T'. 02/05/24 3:55:02 |
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29/04/24 16:10:46 |
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If an erection goes higher than 400 feet, seek medical assistance. 19/09/23 21:45:01 |
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Eminem struggles to come up with a word that rhymes with "smidgen". 19/09/23 21:40:32 |
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Dave was always sticking his hose where it didn't belong. 04/08/23 20:10:26 |
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"sticking his hoes"? (Sorry, it's the dyslexia popping up again.... Dnam it happened again. Those p's in "popping" are the in wrong order.)
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05/07/23 13:34:55 |
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11/06/23 20:14:10 |
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24/05/23 13:36:31 |
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11/04/23 13:57:37 |
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31/03/23 20:10:36 |
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You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts. 11/03/23 20:09:41 |
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Getting high in your car meant something altogether different in the 70s. 05/03/23 20:15:33 |
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07/02/23 21:00:24 |
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03/02/23 8:00:40 |
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Dave thought he knew what to do next, but he awaited further instructions from Beyoncé. 02/02/23 10:02:54 |
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"The croctologist will see you now." 23/01/23 13:39:47 |
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09/01/23 13:16:59 |
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I can't read sign language, ya cunt. 06/02/21 23:21:58 |
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03/02/21 11:30:30 |
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Always wear shades if you go out in the sun. 01/02/21 20:18:54 |
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23/01/21 23:19:39 |
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Don't you step on my bird seed shoes. 13/01/21 14:11:40 |
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08/01/21 11:14:40 |
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04/01/21 13:05:46 |
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29/12/20 13:50:01 |
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Teens will get high on anything these days. 16/12/20 20:09:26 |
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05/12/20 12:49:23 |
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16/10/24 12:31:01 |
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Dave was starting to suspect that his lithium dosage was too high. 16/09/24 13:31:49 |
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We're gonna need a bigger Pringles can. 12/09/24 14:00:28 |
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05/05/24 14:27:01 |
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No, intermediate - there are eight, maybe nine. And a picture of one.
1:51pm
comment on caption:
Only 6 cats? Must be the starter kit. [Peter Houle]
"sticking his hoes"? (Sorry, it's the dyslexia popping up again.... Dnam it happened again. Those p's in "popping" are the in wrong order.)
8:49pm
comment on caption:
Dave was always sticking his hose where it didn't belong. [Peter Houle]
Is a 'jumper,' a synonym for sweater?
7:39am
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Jumper crop [Peter Houle]
Yes anon, they are the same animal.
8:55am
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Jumper crop [Peter Houle]
If you call a 'sweater' a jumper, what do you call the sleeveless dress that layers over a blouse or turtle-neck? That is what we call a jumper.
4:51pm
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Jumper crop [Peter Houle]
I'm not sure, no one in the UK has worn a dress over a blouse or turtle-neck since 1978.
6:07pm
comment on caption:
Jumper crop [Peter Houle]
LOL I guess they are 'outdated,' but can still be found in children's wear. Good to know, for future captions.
6:21pm
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Jumper crop [Peter Houle]
AI can replace humans, but it can't draw fingers.
2:43am
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Behold, the six-finger club sandwich special! [Peter Houle]
"Caution - Do Not Consume...
if body is Green, also."
5:33pm
comment on caption:
Halloweenie [Peter Houle]
A Cat... Pill'ow-Box Hat.
9:54am
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Davinia proudly shows off another flea market purchase. [Peter Houle]