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Grolsch negligence

31/01/23 20:46:09

lol

OnlyGrans

05/09/23 20:07:24

Point taken.

17/01/21 12:37:55

creative

Hey, creatures! Leave them twigs alone!

22/11/20 21:15:00

Dial L for Leftovers

23/10/23 12:49:52

Time and time again.

02/03/23 20:00:12

"May I suggest a few changes to the screenplay, Mr. Disney?"

21/02/21 21:03:46

creative

Davina misunderstood the concept of "bring your pop to school" day.

31/12/23 12:06:25

Roy G. Biv

06/09/23 20:54:36

I raptor gift myself.

25/01/21 13:19:23

Because 100 would have been a bad idea.

12/02/23 12:52:00

"How's your new flat?"
"The place is nice, but my housemate is a whitemare."

26/10/23 14:24:21

Vespal virgins.

12/06/23 12:13:58

Summer in Gdansk fell on a Tuesday that year.

17/02/21 8:45:42

Who's got time for the optician whilst the grandson is visiting?

29/11/20 21:05:52

What's nice about captioning is that it allows you to take your mind off of current ev... for fucks' sake!

25/10/23 12:35:45

How to get a crate night's sleep.

23/09/23 10:18:51

Puppy Don't Preach

24/08/23 12:46:26

Only 6 cats? Must be the starter kit.

12/06/23 12:12:12

Gnome alone.

19/03/23 21:01:04

Guy Pierced

26/01/23 11:23:15

In Soviet Russia, bubble bath take you.

21/12/23 20:05:31

"Mummy, make him stop singing 'Baby Shark', please!"

15/10/23 20:31:56

Miami Mice

21/08/23 18:24:20

"I'm just rinsing the dust out of my laundry basket," said Paul. "What do I look like, some kind of Dave?"

12/08/23 9:04:29

Pete Sampuss

01/05/23 20:51:40

Julie's new boyfriend was a real softie. He wasn't even bothered that she left her Christmas tree up until March.

13/02/23 9:08:23

what the hell on wheels

19/01/23 23:39:13

Got a room!

26/02/21 9:28:46

Bust Buy

02/02/21 20:05:19

If 2020 were a car.

28/12/20 14:42:01

"After we finish up here, how about you and me go and have a piss together?"

18/09/23 20:38:43

Family porktrait

13/09/23 12:41:21

The Nutcracker Suit

17/07/23 22:59:00

Mini We

23/05/23 21:31:08

Andre Bagpussi

01/05/23 20:53:10

Edvardivs Scissorhandivs

14/04/23 13:44:37

Shop Gear

24/03/23 21:40:02

creative

Red pants give you wings.

07/03/23 20:04:29

"Paint me like one of your French cars."

22/02/23 12:49:23

Have an ice day, Dave.

10/02/23 12:15:42

Youth decay

03/02/23 8:00:15

And they said this invention would never bare fruit.

16/01/23 1:11:24

Lance Yarnstrong's famous bicycle

22/02/21 20:06:43

Dave would do anything to avoid wearing a mask.

22/01/21 20:45:16

a spare in the trunk

17/12/23 12:09:32

"I wanna hold your gla-a-a-and..."

18/09/23 12:27:19

This one kilt me.

23/07/23 12:04:29

Potty trainers.

18/07/23 18:40:16

Kitten's Got Talent

07/07/23 13:45:57

Dave was a born tea totaller.

05/04/23 20:11:19

Beware of men on depravement.

09/02/23 12:37:56

The club's doorman strictly enforced their new "pants on the outside" dress code.

03/02/23 20:36:09

Toe plough.

08/01/23 18:29:36

Budding actress

24/02/21 8:45:29

Beatle-mane-ia

21/02/21 12:35:53

Boxing match

07/02/21 14:09:59

Ivana haircut.

01/02/21 20:03:51

The King and Lie

19/01/21 20:45:51

Yule regret listening.

02/12/20 20:05:44

Only hats with brims, Stephen. Didn't you get the Tweet?

01/12/20 17:19:55

This episode of 'Sesame Street' has been brought to you by the letter 'T'.

02/05/24 3:55:02

The Rodent Stones

29/04/24 16:10:46

If an erection goes higher than 400 feet, seek medical assistance.

19/09/23 21:45:01

Eminem struggles to come up with a word that rhymes with "smidgen".

19/09/23 21:40:32

Dave was always sticking his hose where it didn't belong.

04/08/23 20:10:26

1-Down

05/07/23 13:34:55

Dave thought he'd have more success with women if a horse was hung from him. He never seemed to get his idioms straight,

11/06/23 20:14:10

Ready... unsteady... go!

24/05/23 13:36:31

Bottom Gear

11/04/23 13:57:37

Hm, I've seen grocer outfits.

31/03/23 20:10:36

You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts.

11/03/23 20:09:41

Getting high in your car meant something altogether different in the 70s.

05/03/23 20:15:33

Break dancing.

07/02/23 21:00:24

Sweet tooth

03/02/23 8:00:40

Dave thought he knew what to do next, but he awaited further instructions from Beyoncé.

02/02/23 10:02:54

"The croctologist will see you now."

23/01/23 13:39:47

Oliver Twits

09/01/23 13:16:59

I can't read sign language, ya cunt.

06/02/21 23:21:58

Pupcycling.

03/02/21 11:30:30

Always wear shades if you go out in the sun.

01/02/21 20:18:54

Eyes without a vase.

23/01/21 23:19:39

Don't you step on my bird seed shoes.

13/01/21 14:11:40

Sexual heeling

08/01/21 11:14:40

Roger Daltree

04/01/21 13:05:46

TikTok burnout is real.

29/12/20 13:50:01

Teens will get high on anything these days.

16/12/20 20:09:26

All Along The Wallflower

05/12/20 12:49:23

Siliclone

05/05/24 14:27:01

The Manicurian Candidate

22/02/24 12:41:21

A Horse With No Mane

15/11/23 23:23:31

cat skills

05/11/23 12:07:45

Robert Plant

27/10/23 12:48:56

In Soviet Russia, wall hit you.

28/09/23 12:26:29

"We only agree to get into white vans when we're promised sweets, Mr Dave, sir."

24/09/23 9:50:27

Meals on wheels is what this is a case of.

20/09/23 12:52:55

"We're goin' to the Tesco's and we're... gonna get ma-a-arried."

07/09/23 12:36:34

Jumper crop

03/09/23 12:30:07

Although it was short-lived, Dave did manage to install two public benches during his stint as a workman for the council.

02/09/23 20:56:54

Elmer Fugged

24/08/23 20:16:02