"How long have you been engaged?"

15/06/20 20:00:14

"We divorced due to a recurring STD problem."

15/06/20 20:12:55

"Don't take that tone with me."

15/06/20 21:01:31

All the villagers dress like this. You can tell she's a local lass, and you can telecoms from here to.

15/06/20 20:37:39

"Do I know that bloke over there with that women? Em. His face rings a bell."

15/06/20 20:34:57

15/06/20 20:00:29

I don't know your number off the top of my head.

15/06/20 20:02:13

“Shall we try phone sex tonight Dear?”

15/06/20 20:09:53

For some reason early mobile phones never really caught on.

15/06/20 20:07:26

There's something phoney about this photo

15/06/20 20:00:11

15/06/20 20:00:07

This was them when they were stuck indoors for 3 months, then they became mobile again.

15/06/20 20:15:13

"We're going to be late darling!"
"Don't worry, I'll phone a head".

15/06/20 20:00:05

"Your call is important to us,please hold before submitting your caption ..."

15/06/20 20:45:56

♫ “Hey Baby I’m Your Telephone Man, If You Show Me Where You Want It Then I’ll Put It Where I Can.. “♫

“On top of my head please.”

15/06/20 22:50:40

"Are you sure this is the way to have telephone sex Gerald?"

15/06/20 21:06:27

1950's BT advert for phones with and without caller ID.

15/06/20 20:41:57

Sidney was always getting his wires crossed when talking to women.

15/06/20 20:25:56

After their phone sex business failed they were forced to bring in the receiver's.

15/06/20 20:18:39

"I'd tap that"

15/06/20 20:11:00

Fancy dress party line.

15/06/20 20:06:38

🎵 Smooth Operator 🎵

15/06/20 20:02:52

Why the ding-a-ling face?

15/06/20 20:01:06

"He always has that bloody cyclops blower invention in front of his face. Claims someday everyone will want an eye-Phone."

15/06/20 20:01:05

They were clearly delighted to get engaged

15/06/20 20:01:01

Lord and Lady of the Rings

15/06/20 20:00:36

Dial N for Nutters

15/06/20 20:00:32

Headlines

15/06/20 20:00:14

"Dave, when I asked you to phone us...."

15/06/20 20:00:10

"When my husband catches the bus to work he always wears a facial cover ring."

15/06/20 20:00:06

And now we explain the silent call and the speakerphone.

17/06/20 15:38:40

She works at the telephone exchange.

17/06/20 15:36:23

They speak a strange dialect

16/06/20 9:05:30

Mr. and Mrs. Graham Bell

16/06/20 7:05:52

In Soviet Russia, phone on you.

16/06/20 2:25:42

Phone home.

15/06/20 22:06:13

Dave's missus was a bit fat so he traded her in for a trim phone

15/06/20 22:05:51

Freephone

15/06/20 21:34:06

Head office

15/06/20 21:31:53

"He's on the Dialysis machine and she's got Bell's palsy."

15/06/20 21:31:05

-"Who've you come as?"
-"Warren BT and Tinkle Belle."

15/06/20 21:11:57

It's good to hook up

15/06/20 21:08:09

"You're both ringing."
"We know, someone called us a couple of loonies and threw a bucket of water over us."

15/06/20 21:07:33

Buzby Babe

15/06/20 21:07:13

Three mobile

15/06/20 20:56:13

"Sam Sung and Terri Fone were married for 20 years then began to Disconnect..."

15/06/20 20:51:08

"For once I'm speechless..."

15/06/20 20:49:49

"Ve haf vays of making you talk..."

15/06/20 20:49:17

He kept pestering her for sex so she threatened to cut him off.

15/06/20 20:46:28

Talking Heads

15/06/20 20:44:15

"And the salesman said these would protect us from the side affects of 5G."

15/06/20 20:36:06

This definitely isn't what I meant by giving me a ring.

15/06/20 20:27:15

''Darling, why do we have to wear telephones on our heads when we make love?''

''It's the only way I can get an extension.''

15/06/20 20:27:09

♫ I don't know who you are but
You're a real dead ringer for love ...

15/06/20 20:22:25

''Doctor, I keep imagining I'm a telephone.''

''Try not to get hung up about it.''

15/06/20 20:21:29

Sheila prefers not to do her calls anonymously.

15/06/20 20:19:26

Exchange and Bart

15/06/20 20:15:02

Judith had her hang ups, but to John she was the apple of his i.

15/06/20 20:10:45

Dave has a phone fetish. He keeps this picture and others, in the yellow stuck together pages.

15/06/20 20:09:29

She's clearly a call girl, it's a pay phone.

15/06/20 20:08:55

"This is the 1950s and we are from The Matrix."

15/06/20 20:08:26

"Any chance of a blower job?"

15/06/20 20:07:42

''Doctor, how can I get rid of this ringing in my ears?''

15/06/20 20:06:14

"They did say with Coronavirus to protect ourselves with PPI"

15/06/20 20:05:54

Get a box.

15/06/20 20:05:01

To have and to hold.

15/06/20 20:04:56

"How does a guy with two telephones for a face start a fight?"
"He says "Bring-bring it on"

15/06/20 20:04:05

Unflatter-ring

15/06/20 20:02:20

Muriel had a head for numbers, as where Dave was all chat.

15/06/20 20:02:13

'You have a call on the Doug-and-Joan.'

15/06/20 20:01:46

"I married a call girl."

15/06/20 20:01:09