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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

"How long have you been engaged?"

15/06/20 20:00:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

"We divorced due to a recurring STD problem."

15/06/20 20:12:55

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

"Don't take that tone with me."

15/06/20 21:01:31

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

All the villagers dress like this. You can tell she's a local lass, and you can telecoms from here to.

15/06/20 20:37:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20583John Glover

"Do I know that bloke over there with that women? Em. His face rings a bell."

15/06/20 20:34:57

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3463Crunchy Chords
"How long have you been engaged?"

15/06/20 20:00:29

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1042Stephen Graham

I don't know your number off the top of my head.

15/06/20 20:02:13

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1809Rachel P

“Shall we try phone sex tonight Dear?”

15/06/20 20:09:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

For some reason early mobile phones never really caught on.

15/06/20 20:07:26

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1011Dot Old

There's something phoney about this photo

15/06/20 20:00:11

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3463Crunchy Chords
"How long have you been engaged?"

15/06/20 20:00:07

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Dial 'M' for Mother & 'D' for Dick Head. --Morgan .
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

This was them when they were stuck indoors for 3 months, then they became mobile again.

15/06/20 20:15:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

"We're going to be late darling!"
"Don't worry, I'll phone a head".

15/06/20 20:00:05

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11660 Smuldo

"Your call is important to us,please hold before submitting your caption ..."

15/06/20 20:45:56

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1475Karen Oakenfull

♫ “Hey Baby I’m Your Telephone Man, If You Show Me Where You Want It Then I’ll Put It Where I Can.. “♫

“On top of my head please.”

15/06/20 22:50:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20583John Glover

"Are you sure this is the way to have telephone sex Gerald?"

15/06/20 21:06:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18837Troompa Loompa

1950's BT advert for phones with and without caller ID.

15/06/20 20:41:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31838Tony Edwards

Sidney was always getting his wires crossed when talking to women.

15/06/20 20:25:56

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5082Chris Halliwell

After their phone sex business failed they were forced to bring in the receiver's.

15/06/20 20:18:39

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6605Glyn Evans

"I'd tap that"

15/06/20 20:11:00

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4655Karyn Harrison

Fancy dress party line.

15/06/20 20:06:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

🎵 Smooth Operator 🎵

15/06/20 20:02:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

Why the ding-a-ling face?

15/06/20 20:01:06

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3463Crunchy Chords

"He always has that bloody cyclops blower invention in front of his face. Claims someday everyone will want an eye-Phone."

15/06/20 20:01:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

They were clearly delighted to get engaged

15/06/20 20:01:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

Lord and Lady of the Rings

15/06/20 20:00:36

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1011Dot Old

Dial N for Nutters

15/06/20 20:00:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6605Glyn Evans

Headlines

15/06/20 20:00:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

"Dave, when I asked you to phone us...."

15/06/20 20:00:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

"When my husband catches the bus to work he always wears a facial cover ring."

15/06/20 20:00:06

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

And now we explain the silent call and the speakerphone.

17/06/20 15:38:40

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

She works at the telephone exchange.

17/06/20 15:36:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

They speak a strange dialect

16/06/20 9:05:30

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Mr. and Mrs. Graham Bell

16/06/20 7:05:52

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Success came to an end. --Morgan .
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

In Soviet Russia, phone on you.

16/06/20 2:25:42

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1504Willie Johnson

Phone home.

15/06/20 22:06:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

Dave's missus was a bit fat so he traded her in for a trim phone

15/06/20 22:05:51

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1285Mark Wilson

Freephone

15/06/20 21:34:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

Head office

15/06/20 21:31:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

"He's on the Dialysis machine and she's got Bell's palsy."

15/06/20 21:31:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5966Vivvy En

-"Who've you come as?"
-"Warren BT and Tinkle Belle."

15/06/20 21:11:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5966Vivvy En

It's good to hook up

15/06/20 21:08:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

"You're both ringing."
"We know, someone called us a couple of loonies and threw a bucket of water over us."

15/06/20 21:07:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4019Stu Dent

Buzby Babe

15/06/20 21:07:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31838Tony Edwards

Three mobile

15/06/20 20:56:13

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11660 Smuldo

"Sam Sung and Terri Fone were married for 20 years then began to Disconnect..."

15/06/20 20:51:08

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11660 Smuldo

"For once I'm speechless..."

15/06/20 20:49:49

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11660 Smuldo

"Ve haf vays of making you talk..."

15/06/20 20:49:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

He kept pestering her for sex so she threatened to cut him off.

15/06/20 20:46:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

Talking Heads

15/06/20 20:44:15

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

"And the salesman said these would protect us from the side affects of 5G."

15/06/20 20:36:06

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 422alexandra ball

This definitely isn't what I meant by giving me a ring.

15/06/20 20:27:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

''Darling, why do we have to wear telephones on our heads when we make love?''

''It's the only way I can get an extension.''

15/06/20 20:27:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4655Karyn Harrison

♫ I don't know who you are but
You're a real dead ringer for love ...

15/06/20 20:22:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

''Doctor, I keep imagining I'm a telephone.''

''Try not to get hung up about it.''

15/06/20 20:21:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18837Troompa Loompa

Sheila prefers not to do her calls anonymously.

15/06/20 20:19:26

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1011Dot Old

Exchange and Bart

15/06/20 20:15:02

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5694Paul Reeve

Judith had her hang ups, but to John she was the apple of his i.

15/06/20 20:10:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

Dave has a phone fetish. He keeps this picture and others, in the yellow stuck together pages.

15/06/20 20:09:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

She's clearly a call girl, it's a pay phone.

15/06/20 20:08:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6605Glyn Evans

"This is the 1950s and we are from The Matrix."

15/06/20 20:08:26

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1042Stephen Graham

"Any chance of a blower job?"

15/06/20 20:07:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

''Doctor, how can I get rid of this ringing in my ears?''

15/06/20 20:06:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6605Glyn Evans

"They did say with Coronavirus to protect ourselves with PPI"

15/06/20 20:05:54

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

Get a box.

15/06/20 20:05:01

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4655Karyn Harrison

To have and to hold.

15/06/20 20:04:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6605Glyn Evans

"How does a guy with two telephones for a face start a fight?"
"He says "Bring-bring it on"

15/06/20 20:04:05

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3463Crunchy Chords

Unflatter-ring

15/06/20 20:02:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Muriel had a head for numbers, as where Dave was all chat.

15/06/20 20:02:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3463Crunchy Chords

'You have a call on the Doug-and-Joan.'

15/06/20 20:01:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

"I married a call girl."

15/06/20 20:01:09

 
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