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Chris Halliwell

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31/07/16 8:27:17

21/01/16 13:41:13

Thanks. --Chris Halliwell

creative

This photo was developed from a negative.

21/07/15 11:02:23

13/05/15 7:03:13

20/07/18 11:48:56

I'm guessing that's not a Virgin.

03/03/16 12:03:28

You're on the right track --Bad Boy Dennis.

Trouble Brewing.

18/11/18 9:01:52

No this is a Frogbench, a Toadstool is completely different.

03/09/18 19:23:19

♫When the moon hits your eye
Like a big-a pizza pie
That's A Moray.♫

24/08/13 11:02:39

Weapons of mass distraction.

13/02/13 20:16:26

Ears of a clown.

02/12/12 20:05:00

The Descent of Man.

03/10/18 12:12:44

Thank you. ☺ --Chris Halliwell

The Suspension is killing me.

16/07/18 19:32:22

Has anyone seen Big Mac? He's about this high and has absolutely no taste.

16/09/15 21:18:57

Go ahead punk, make my Christmas day.

14/10/18 19:19:17

clever

The Royal Ascent.

05/08/17 19:10:08

I told you we should have weighted our handbags down.

08/09/16 7:10:18

lol x2

The NHS appear to have brought forward dramatically the age for the Prostate cancer check up.

20/02/16 20:25:13

House Mate.

26/01/16 8:08:59

Match Point?

08/09/15 11:20:24

Walls I scream.

16/03/15 20:01:49

The Beagle has Glanded.

29/10/14 12:22:47

lol

creative x2

After successfully choreographing the Y.M.C.A dance, the dancers found that D.I.V.O.R.C.E by Tammy Wynette was harder to master.

15/05/14 19:28:22

20.24.32 should have had a nod I think. --Cath Jones

It was neck and neck in the giant slalom.

11/02/13 20:14:58

I think he's looking for the paws button.

12/05/14 11:01:21

Drag racer.

13/11/13 16:18:46

lol

Things weren't going well at the saluting for beginners class.

04/10/13 11:03:18

Reminded me of Benny Hill's Fred Scuttle ;) --Gordon Bannerman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

01/06/13 11:17:41

I stand corrected the edit has been done. Cheers. :-) --Chris Halliwell

Kirk to Spock: Which deck are you on?

03/11/16 8:55:45

lol

Wow Air Guitar goes a lot further back in history than I thought.

21/08/16 12:28:23

clever x2

I don't think the supermarket meant this when they put 'If found please return to the nearest Branch' on the trolley.

22/03/15 20:05:32

♪ You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel...♪

09/11/18 14:39:16

Confusion continues to reign at the Conservative Party Headquarters.

01/02/18 12:10:54

She looks a bit Krafty.

30/10/17 20:27:32

creative

M,C,A.

04/09/17 7:07:19

Peeping Tom's.

11/04/16 19:00:46

That's handy, I was trying to think of a password with 5 or more characters in it.

30/07/15 7:20:54

clever

Number 2 on the to do list.

09/11/14 14:16:16

Hey mate have you seen that bottle I had a piss in earlier......

20/05/13 19:29:05

Richard the Lionhead.

08/02/13 12:00:41

..and you say Mr. Trump grabbed you where?

05/10/18 8:47:25

Attached to the Cavity wall I presume.

30/07/18 14:15:05

Pout of Africa.

14/03/18 20:04:11

♪Smoke gets in your.... oh♪

27/01/17 20:32:43

clever

Bug to the Fuchsia.

18/11/16 20:05:32

Makes a change from Jay walking.

22/09/14 7:09:29

lol

creative

Crouching Firefighter, Hidden Dragon?

01/07/14 12:13:30

Quick let's get this over with before that bloody David Attenborough turns up with his film crew.

01/05/14 11:51:03

PlayGround Hog Day.

29/04/14 17:32:15

Fruit Gums.

07/04/14 7:00:51

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Aren't you tempted to vote for 20:00:48?

[anon]

15/04/18
10:15pm

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What a Marvellous jacket. [Chris Halliwell]

...I'm looking for a little...y'know...

[anon]

21/07/18
11:46am

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BackPack and Crack. [Chris Halliwell]

...thought you'd never...y'know...ass

[anon]

21/07/18
11:58am

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BackPack and Crack. [Chris Halliwell]

See 20:00:18, same pun.

[anon]

26/09/18
7:27pm

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Bridal path. [Chris Halliwell]

I wonder if only those of us from the north-west will get this!

Karyn Harrison

27/09/18
5:17pm

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I didnt know Wigan was in Indiana. [Chris Halliwell]

Probably, I'm pretty sure that they won't know that a "Wigan Kebab" is 6 meat pies on a brush handle. 😂

Chris Halliwell

27/09/18
5:24pm

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I didnt know Wigan was in Indiana. [Chris Halliwell]

Genius

Funny Bean

04/10/18
6:19pm

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The Descent of Man. [Chris Halliwell]

Thank you. ☺

Chris Halliwell

04/10/18
7:03pm

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The Descent of Man. [Chris Halliwell]

12.14:16

[anon]

09/11/18
11:45pm

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So gentlemen have we sealed the deal? [Chris Halliwell]

That's Dedication smilie face

[anon]

22/11/18
9:11pm

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This is what you would get if Beyonce married Roy Castle. [Chris Halliwell]

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