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Is Father Christmas real? No it's just a phallacy.
14/09/24 11:05:49
PepperOnly Pizza.
31/07/16 8:27:17
Camp fire.
21/01/16 13:41:13
This photo was developed from a negative.
21/07/15 11:02:23
If walls had deers.
13/05/15 7:03:13
That meat looks a bit dicey.
17/10/22 7:03:39
Either way it was going to be a Grizzly end.
23/05/21 7:38:23
Note to self......
07/07/19 19:02:08
🎵🎵 These boots were made for walkies....... 🎵🎵
29/04/19 19:32:53
BackPack and Crack.
20/07/18 11:48:56
Tom, drip and Harry.
21/05/24 11:08:10
As quick as you can please, we've got The Beatles turning up any minute.
17/05/21 7:04:36
I'm guessing that's not a Virgin.
03/03/16 12:03:28
♪ Veal meat again... ♪
03/07/22 7:14:36
Is that a Rockweiler?
25/07/20 19:04:47
The International Space Station is a lot more roomy than I thought it was.
03/06/20 11:05:33
She looks very composed.
28/01/20 8:01:43
Trouble Brewing.
18/11/18 9:01:52
No this is a Frogbench, a Toadstool is completely different.
03/09/18 19:23:19
🎵When the moon hits your eye Like a big-a pizza pieThat's A Moray.🎵
24/08/13 11:02:39
Weapons of mass distraction.
13/02/13 20:16:26
Ears of a clown.
02/12/12 20:05:00
Gator Aid.
30/11/24 20:01:39
The Descent of Man.
03/10/18 12:12:44
The Suspension is killing me.
16/07/18 19:32:22
Has anyone seen Big Mac? He's about this high and has absolutely no taste.
16/09/15 21:18:57
Go ahead punk, make my Christmas day.
14/10/18 19:19:17
The Royal Ascent.
05/08/17 19:10:08
I told you we should have weighted our handbags down.
08/09/16 7:10:18
The NHS appear to have brought forward dramatically the age for the Prostate cancer check up.
20/02/16 20:25:13
House Mate.
26/01/16 8:08:59
Match Point?
08/09/15 11:20:24
Walls I scream.
16/03/15 20:01:49
The Beagle has Glanded.
29/10/14 12:22:47
15/05/14 19:28:22
It was neck and neck in the giant slalom.
11/02/13 20:14:58
I think he's looking for the paws button.
12/05/14 11:01:21
Drag racer.
13/11/13 16:18:46
Things weren't going well at the saluting for beginners class.
04/10/13 11:03:18
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
01/06/13 11:17:41
After falsely being accused of not strapping the customers into the ride and being sacked for it the attendant successfully sued for Funfair Dismissal.
23/09/22 7:51:17
Can't stop, I've got a pressing engagement.
25/10/21 7:02:43
Of course a leg comes through the screen when you have to reboot it.
26/11/20 8:05:35
Looks like she's trying to drum up some business.
17/09/20 7:03:14
Swan for the road?
25/04/19 19:00:23
Kirk to Spock: Which deck are you on?
03/11/16 8:55:45
Wow Air Guitar goes a lot further back in history than I thought.
21/08/16 12:28:23
I don't think the supermarket meant this when they put 'If found please return to the nearest Branch' on the trolley.
22/03/15 20:05:32
So that's what the Logbook's for.
17/05/23 8:11:32
Just waiting for my chips.
27/03/23 7:01:16
We are amused.
16/11/21 12:07:11
...and this is what Streaming was when I was your age.
02/05/20 19:24:12
🎵 You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel...🎵
09/11/18 14:39:16
Confusion continues to reign at the Conservative Party Headquarters.
01/02/18 12:10:54
She looks a bit Krafty.
30/10/17 20:27:32
M,C,A.
04/09/17 7:07:19
Peeping Tom's.
11/04/16 19:00:46
That's handy, I was trying to think of a password with 5 or more characters in it.
30/07/15 7:20:54
Number 2 on the to do list.
09/11/14 14:16:16
Hey mate have you seen that bottle I had a piss in earlier......
20/05/13 19:29:05
Richard the Lionhead.
08/02/13 12:00:41
The Great Barrier Thief.
19/11/24 20:04:54
I hope he's got two pairs of trousers on, looks like he's about to get a hole-in-one.
03/03/24 12:01:58
Meanwhile back at SillyCone Valley.....
31/12/23 8:03:22
Is this a new TV series or is it just a pilot?
22/12/20 14:18:18
Russian Olympic Kayak team strenuously deny taking performance enhancing drugs.
05/03/20 20:13:07
..and you say Mr. Trump grabbed you where?
05/10/18 8:47:25
Attached to the Cavity wall I presume.
30/07/18 14:15:05
Pout of Africa.
14/03/18 20:04:11
🎵Smoke gets in your.... oh🎵
27/01/17 20:32:43
Bug to the Fuchsia.
18/11/16 20:05:32
Makes a change from Jay walking.
22/09/14 7:09:29
Crouching Firefighter, Hidden Dragon?
01/07/14 12:13:30
Quick let's get this over with before that bloody David Attenborough turns up with his film crew.
01/05/14 11:51:03
PlayGround Hog Day.
29/04/14 17:32:15
Fruit Gums.
07/04/14 7:00:51
Are Yuleonsome tonight....
27/12/13 14:34:20
No one had anticipated that there would be so much clamour for the bouquet at same sex weddings.
22/08/14 9:54:03
There he goes, just about to crucify one of Jamie Oliver's recipe's again.
10/04/14 19:04:40
The Four Busketeers.
09/03/14 20:03:44
You can't beat seeing a pearl necklace all over a bust.
31/01/14 12:01:24
Trash, Bang, Wallop.
10/12/13 8:16:09
ClipArt.
09/12/13 20:07:56
Moses has another go at parting the waves.
27/11/13 20:39:51
Planet of the Crates.
06/09/13 19:00:22
Hornythology?
13/06/13 9:48:36
Brawlroom dancing?
15/05/13 7:12:12
Johnny Full English.
26/11/23 20:01:34
Gator Raid.
28/06/22 14:07:29
You go round wearing T-shirts like that but then one of you grabs the security guard by the bollocks, bloody hypocrites.
01/10/19 11:03:53
Thaws.
23/09/19 12:10:53
Don't you just love Digital Photography.
19/03/19 12:05:08
A flight of fantasy.
21/10/18 20:42:44
I thought it was only on speciality websites where you could see a Nun gripping a big chopper with both hands.
02/06/16 7:21:35
Yet another test of the Rectal Expander.
06/01/16 8:27:43
Banana split.
19/10/15 7:10:37
If only I could get these false teeth to stay in, I could have a slice of cake with my coffee.
16/12/14 14:18:58
His Parka is worse than his bite.
24/11/14 13:34:32
Where Beagles Stare.
31/10/14 20:02:59
Sorry ladies it's members only in here.
15/11/23 8:01:45
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That's really a rollin' Raleigh? Water you know.
comment on caption: Sir Water Raleigh. [Chris Halliwell]
Just wow 😁
comment on caption: Hot Air Beerloon. [Chris Halliwell]
15:33:17 vs 12:00:21
comment on caption: The divorce lawyers did say to split everything right down the middle! [Chris Halliwell]
8:14:55 a little nod, maybe?
comment on caption: I must admit that when they mentioned the word "spade", I thought we were off to the Vets. [Chris Halliwell]
Funny 😄
Was It Caused By Her BUN-FIRE?
comment on caption: Hair today, gone tomorrow. [Chris Halliwell]
Oldie but goldie.
comment on caption: I spotted an Albino Dalmatian once, it was the least I could do. [Chris Halliwell]
Goldie was a Labrador.
Or the hand altered a bit?
comment on caption: Has that photo been cropped? [Chris Halliwell]
It's not water, it's cotton wool
comment on caption: Forget the giant snail, how on earth is that water staying in the bath? [Chris Halliwell]
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That's really a rollin' Raleigh? Water you know.
1:05am
comment on caption:
Sir Water Raleigh. [Chris Halliwell]
Just wow 😁
8:11am
comment on caption:
Hot Air Beerloon. [Chris Halliwell]
15:33:17 vs 12:00:21
11:40pm
comment on caption:
The divorce lawyers did say to split everything right down the middle! [Chris Halliwell]
8:14:55 a little nod, maybe?
7:49am
comment on caption:
I must admit that when they mentioned the word "spade", I thought we were off to the Vets. [Chris Halliwell]
Funny 😄
4:50am
comment on caption:
I must admit that when they mentioned the word "spade", I thought we were off to the Vets. [Chris Halliwell]
Was It Caused By Her BUN-FIRE?
7:22am
comment on caption:
Hair today, gone tomorrow. [Chris Halliwell]
Oldie but goldie.
1:17pm
comment on caption:
I spotted an Albino Dalmatian once, it was the least I could do. [Chris Halliwell]
Goldie was a Labrador.
1:23pm
comment on caption:
I spotted an Albino Dalmatian once, it was the least I could do. [Chris Halliwell]
Or the hand altered a bit?
8:48pm
comment on caption:
Has that photo been cropped? [Chris Halliwell]
It's not water, it's cotton wool
4:32pm
comment on caption:
Forget the giant snail, how on earth is that water staying in the bath? [Chris Halliwell]