Chris Halliwell

This photo was developed from a negative.

21/07/15 12:02:23

Either way it was going to be a Grizzly end.

If walls had deers.

13/05/15 8:03:13

23/05/21 8:38:23

Note to self......

07/07/19 20:02:08

🎵🎵 These boots were made for walkies....... 🎵🎵

29/04/19 20:32:53

BackPack and Crack.

20/07/18 12:48:56

As quick as you can please, we've got The Beatles turning up any minute.

17/05/21 8:04:36

I'm guessing that's not a Virgin.

03/03/16 12:03:28

You're on the right track --Bad Boy Dennis.

Is that a Rockweiler?

25/07/20 20:04:47

The International Space Station is a lot more roomy than I thought it was.

03/06/20 12:05:33

I wonder if they have any Branson pickle on board? ðŸ˜‚ --Chris Halliwell

She looks very composed.

28/01/20 8:01:43

Trouble Brewing.

18/11/18 9:01:52

No this is a Frogbench, a Toadstool is completely different.

03/09/18 20:23:19

🎵When the moon hits your eye
Like a big-a pizza pie
That's A Moray.🎵

24/08/13 12:02:39

Weapons of mass distraction.

13/02/13 20:16:26

Ears of a clown.

02/12/12 20:05:00

The Descent of Man.

03/10/18 13:12:44

Thank you. â˜º --Chris Halliwell

The Suspension is killing me.

16/07/18 20:32:22

Has anyone seen Big Mac? He's about this high and has absolutely no taste.

16/09/15 22:18:57

Go ahead punk, make my Christmas day.

14/10/18 20:19:17

I told you we should have weighted our handbags down.

The Royal Ascent.

05/08/17 20:10:08

08/09/16 8:10:18

lol x2

The NHS appear to have brought forward dramatically the age for the Prostate cancer check up.

20/02/16 20:25:13

House Mate.

26/01/16 8:08:59

Match Point?

08/09/15 12:20:24

Walls I scream.

16/03/15 20:01:49

The Beagle has Glanded.

29/10/14 12:22:47

It was neck and neck in the giant slalom.

creative x2

After successfully choreographing the Y.M.C.A dance, the dancers found that D.I.V.O.R.C.E by Tammy Wynette was harder to master.

15/05/14 20:28:22

20.24.32 should have had a nod I think. --Cath Jones

11/02/13 20:14:58

I think he's looking for the paws button.

12/05/14 12:01:21

Drag racer.

13/11/13 16:18:46

Things weren't going well at the saluting for beginners class.

04/10/13 12:03:18

Reminded me of Benny Hill's Fred Scuttle ;) --Gordon Bannerman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

01/06/13 12:17:41

I stand corrected the edit has been done. Cheers. :-) --Chris Halliwell

Of course a leg comes through the screen when you have to reboot it.

26/11/20 8:05:35

Looks like she's trying to drum up some business.

17/09/20 8:03:14

Don't be Crude. --Chris Halliwell

Swan for the road?

25/04/19 20:00:23

Kirk to Spock: Which deck are you on?

03/11/16 8:55:45

Wow Air Guitar goes a lot further back in history than I thought.

21/08/16 13:28:23

clever x2

I don't think the supermarket meant this when they put 'If found please return to the nearest Branch' on the trolley.

22/03/15 20:05:32

...and this is what Streaming was when I was your age.

02/05/20 20:24:12

You want streaming? I'll give you streaming! --Scrijjy Doo

🎵 You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel...🎵

09/11/18 14:39:16

Confusion continues to reign at the Conservative Party Headquarters.

01/02/18 12:10:54

She looks a bit Krafty.

30/10/17 20:27:32

That's handy, I was trying to think of a password with 5 or more characters in it.

M,C,A.

04/09/17 8:07:19

Peeping Tom's.

11/04/16 20:00:46

30/07/15 8:20:54

Number 2 on the to do list.

09/11/14 14:16:16

Hey mate have you seen that bottle I had a piss in earlier......

20/05/13 20:29:05

Richard the Lionhead.

08/02/13 12:00:41

Is this a new TV series or is it just a pilot?

22/12/20 14:18:18

Russian Olympic Kayak team strenuously deny taking performance enhancing drugs.

05/03/20 20:13:07

..and you say Mr. Trump grabbed you where?

05/10/18 9:47:25

Attached to the Cavity wall I presume.

30/07/18 15:15:05

Pout of Africa.

14/03/18 20:04:11

🎵Smoke gets in your.... oh🎵

27/01/17 20:32:43

Makes a change from Jay walking.

Bug to the Fuchsia.

18/11/16 20:05:32

22/09/14 8:09:29

Crouching Firefighter, Hidden Dragon?

01/07/14 13:13:30

Quick let's get this over with before that bloody David Attenborough turns up with his film crew.

01/05/14 12:51:03

PlayGround Hog Day.

29/04/14 18:32:15

Fruit Gums.

07/04/14 8:00:51

Are Yuleonsome tonight....

27/12/13 14:34:20

No one had anticipated that there would be so much clamour for the bouquet at same sex weddings.

22/08/14 10:54:03

There he goes, just about to crucify one of Jamie Oliver's recipe's again.

10/04/14 20:04:40

The Four Busketeers.

09/03/14 20:03:44

You can't beat seeing a pearl necklace all over a bust.

31/01/14 12:01:24

Trash, Bang, Wallop.

10/12/13 8:16:09

ClipArt.

09/12/13 20:07:56

Moses has another go at parting the waves.

27/11/13 20:39:51

You go round wearing T-shirts like that but then one of you grabs the security guard by the bollocks, bloody hypocrites.

Planet of the Crates.

06/09/13 20:00:22

Hornythology?

13/06/13 10:48:36

Brawlroom dancing?

15/05/13 8:12:12

01/10/19 12:03:53

Thaws.

23/09/19 13:10:53

Don't you just love Digital Photography.

19/03/19 12:05:08

A flight of fantasy.

21/10/18 21:42:44

I thought it was only on speciality websites where you could see a Nun gripping a big chopper with both hands.

02/06/16 8:21:35

Yet another test of the Rectal Expander.

06/01/16 8:27:43

You are the master of anal-stimulation humor...Give yourself a THUMBS UP. --Greg Curtis

Banana split.

19/10/15 8:10:37

If only I could get these false teeth to stay in, I could have a slice of cake with my coffee.

16/12/14 14:18:58

His Parka is worse than his bite.

24/11/14 13:34:32

Where Beagles Stare.

31/10/14 20:02:59

A Bridge too Far?

27/08/20 20:19:51

Has anyone seen my contact lens?

19/08/20 8:30:11

9 slices becoming increasingly worse, sounds like one of my rounds of golf.

21/07/20 14:37:00

The Collar Purple.

05/07/20 9:26:27

Looks like they've both been waxing.

17/12/17 9:37:41

I'll be buggered if we're going to lose this match.

02/09/17 8:58:20

The damage looks bad but when you get close you realise it's just Cosmetic.

16/01/17 20:28:59

The chap at the Theme Park who put this sign up was sacked for using lewd and inappropriate language. He's suing them for Funfair Dismissal.

02/12/16 12:12:01

Smears of a Clown.

11/11/16 13:38:00

Looks like she's tried to Faucet.

16/05/16 12:23:02

14/03/16 20:13:20

25/02/16 12:02:16

29/01/16 20:44:03

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09/09/15 12:06:01

last comments (total: 109)

She's willing to barrel lot.

17/09/20
11:41am

comment on caption:
Looks like she's trying to drum up some business. [Chris Halliwell]

Don't be Crude.

Chris Halliwell

17/09/20
2:35pm

comment on caption:
Looks like she's trying to drum up some business. [Chris Halliwell]

Twice.

17/01/21
8:57pm

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I see the Proctologist has been to see you. [Chris Halliwell]

Horse power was done within a minute had about 3 other outings only thus worthy of a vote.

[anon]

22/04/21
9:07am

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You can't beat a bit of extra Horse power. [Chris Halliwell]

Still better than the sand wedgie.

19/05/21
8:48pm

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Sand Wedge? No thanks, I'd rather have a bun. [Chris Halliwell]

See 12.07.59

[anon]

22/06/21
12:11pm

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I'm not sure what all that lot means but I'm pretty sure the answer is 42. [Chris Halliwell]

Are you on the Level?

[anon]

22/06/21
12:33pm

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I'm not sure what all that lot means but I'm pretty sure the answer is 42. [Chris Halliwell]

Except on Sundays.

Karyn Harrison

26/08/21
12:08pm

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Nest in Peace. [Chris Halliwell]

And that chimp too.