
Mark Wilson
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...Sounds like you’re plumb tuckered out.
3:18am
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Was a bugger to wrap so I'm never buying anyone a hovercraft for Christmas again [Mark Wilson]
Whatever floats your boat.
1:02pm
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Was a bugger to wrap so I'm never buying anyone a hovercraft for Christmas again [Mark Wilson]
Said Boris Johnson.
2:37pm
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Hey babes, the woman next to me has just reminded me I forgot to post that letter, could you be a darling it's on the table [Mark Wilson]
Sadly Dave later tripped on an uneven flag.
12:15pm
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Not taking any risks, he's down to his last life [Mark Wilson]
Gender biased wages are a myth. The reality is men just go for higher paying jobs like CEO, doctor, or engineer, whereas women tend to go for lower paying jobs like female CEO, female doctor, or female engineer.
6:33pm
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"I'm really considering going back to being a man again"
"But why?"
"I'd be on £2 more an hour" [Mark Wilson]
James, that's hilarious 😂. I'm going to use that joke.
12:02am
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"I'm really considering going back to being a man again"
"But why?"
"I'd be on £2 more an hour" [Mark Wilson]
''gotten'' - You must be joking - This implies that at one stage in her career she could act.
8:48am
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Admittedly Jennifer Aniston has aged well but her acting has gotten wooden [Mark Wilson]
What if "gotten wooden" was an improvement?
10:38pm
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Admittedly Jennifer Aniston has aged well but her acting has gotten wooden [Mark Wilson]
You should never worry our bollocks, especially ones that are "just talking".
4:00pm
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"I'm sure I can hear voices coming from inside the balloon"
"Don't worry their just talking bollocks" [Mark Wilson]
Lol. No, it doesn't, and it doesn't have to either.
Oops, too late!
9:35am
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“what happens in Isle of Man, stays in Isle of Man” [Mark Wilson]