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Mark Wilson
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Brilliant Caption, Mark. Very well deserved.
11:07am
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"Welcome to Farmyard FM, just gone
7AM and this is for all the turkeys,
it's Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you" [Mark Wilson]
Congratulations Mark, it goes to show it definitely wasn't a turkey.
12:05pm
comment on caption:
"Welcome to Farmyard FM, just gone
7AM and this is for all the turkeys,
it's Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you" [Mark Wilson]
No, not a turkey, but a great capon!
5:37pm
comment on caption:
"Welcome to Farmyard FM, just gone
7AM and this is for all the turkeys,
it's Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you" [Mark Wilson]
Wow...Thanks Mr Wolf for being so generous. Hope everybody had the best Christmas possible. Looking forward to saying..."shit, wish I'd thought of that" all over again next year! Thanks again
6:43pm
comment on caption:
"Welcome to Farmyard FM, just gone
7AM and this is for all the turkeys,
it's Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you" [Mark Wilson]
Such a funny, clever caption Mark. When I read it, I hear myself sounding proper Tony Blackburn-tastic mate. (With a Norfolk accent. If you can imagine that hehe.)
;D
A big bonus about your caption, is that from now on, next Christmas, instead of enduring that same song everywhere you go in the whole world for a minimum of 2 months without out let-up, I can come off antidepressants and just think of Farmyard FM and panicking turkeys.
Ps: Hope someone can come up with an antidote for Christmas Day in general. Mine was a complete disaster. There’s only 3 of us, and stupid misunderstandings and arguments caused the day not to happen at all. Not fighting or anything horrendous. Just clash of personalities and stubbornness and the inevitable stress lol. All’s good now I hasten to add.
Sorry for the TMI Mark. I do have more rabbit than Sainsbury’s but that’s only because they don’t sell it. Does anyone eat rabbit anymore incidentally?
Happy New Year. KaZz xxxx
5:48pm
comment on caption:
"Welcome to Farmyard FM, just gone
7AM and this is for all the turkeys,
it's Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you" [Mark Wilson]
Great caption Mark and congrats on the win. To finally have a Christmas number one after all these years must be a great feeling. And for Mariah
11:47pm
comment on caption:
"Welcome to Farmyard FM, just gone
7AM and this is for all the turkeys,
it's Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you" [Mark Wilson]
He's feeling ice-o-lated!
6:56pm
comment on caption:
I just seen Boris Johnson go past on his bike [Mark Wilson]
stone face & Hercules Rockefeller
8:35am
comment on caption:
The artist has perfectly captured the captioneers 'cum' faces. But how many can you identify? [Mark Wilson]
Top row, third from right - Anon
8:59am
comment on caption:
The artist has perfectly captured the captioneers 'cum' faces. But how many can you identify? [Mark Wilson]
Sorry Molly, I'm pretty sure that's Douglas Adams.
Edit: I see 8:20:22 had already spotted this.
9:22pm
comment on caption:
The artist has perfectly captured the captioneers 'cum' faces. But how many can you identify? [Mark Wilson]