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The Wolf Vote score: 6420The Wolf

"All I said was 'perhaps a nod to 08.00.03?'"

14/02/20 12:04:17

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It's because it should have been 08.00.04 --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7609Stephen Bean

Denise the Menace

14/02/20 12:02:58

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My immediate thought. --Barrie Bullock
The Wolf Vote score: 6420The Wolf

That awkward moment when you’ve been telling everyone at work that your strict diet is going really well, then you realise you’ve got Big Mac ketchup on your face.

14/02/20 12:00:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30906Tony Edwards

Beryl the Peril

14/02/20 12:45:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7794Dave Bryan

Security measures are put in place at the Caption.Me Annual General Meeting to prevent Anon from gaining admission.

14/02/20 12:14:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1858Scrijjy Doo

This is what haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

14/02/20 13:43:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20077John Glover

"Well you don't expect a four year old to know Kung Fu."

14/02/20 12:28:36

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6051Greg Curtis

“He says he ‘passed all of his classes,’ and he DID, on the way into the woods.”

14/02/20 12:28:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21516Ian Skelding

"I told Cheryl Tweedy she couldn't come in."

14/02/20 12:05:56

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1142Willie Johnson

"Ummm, what makes you think I'm huffing permanent markers?"
"That mark on your upper lip is a red flag."

15/02/20 10:11:43

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 105J Gaskill

Does her pass say VIP or HIV? It’s very small print.

15/02/20 2:30:56

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2885Crunchy Chords

'Nice baps, AND you're into kinky cosplay? You're a real catch, 22.'

14/02/20 19:16:47

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Vivvy En Vote score: 5185Vivvy En

"Watch out, ladies... My ancestor is Bluebeard and my name's Halfbeard."

14/02/20 16:05:24

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 422Charles Gilbert

Stalking Waldo.

14/02/20 16:04:05

 
Mark England Vote score: 15973Mark England

"Welcome to Miss World 2045, and here's No.22.. Miss Hungary.."

14/02/20 15:02:06

 
Rachel P Vote score: 941Rachel P

Warning - Snorting cocaine to stay awake will eventually break down your nasal passage

14/02/20 14:52:21

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

She's a good eater, our Beryl. You can tell by her lip, she loves her peas.

14/02/20 14:28:26

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"I'm warning you , if you punch me on the nose again , I'll send Minnie the Minx to do the next shift. Then we'll see who's the big Desperate Dan!"

14/02/20 14:07:01

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 546Barrie Bullock

Striped for action.

14/02/20 13:36:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10726Vanessa the Guesser

"Have I come to the right place for the Special Stuff?"

14/02/20 13:11:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30906Tony Edwards

🎵 Smack My Bitch Up 🎵

14/02/20 12:41:47

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6051Greg Curtis

“She punched me in the nose, unprovoked, broke me finger.”

14/02/20 12:33:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7609Stephen Bean

Bloody Mary

14/02/20 12:30:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3363Stu Dent

The girl of my dreams

14/02/20 12:27:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6051Greg Curtis

“It happened in the ladies room, and she was NO LADY.”

14/02/20 12:25:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7609Stephen Bean

Picking your nose can lead to a scratch-22 situation.

14/02/20 12:20:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7609Stephen Bean

"I have lots of red nose days."

14/02/20 12:15:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30906Tony Edwards

Mugshot

14/02/20 12:14:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

Dave’s not the sharpest knife in the draw. Being Valentines day he only gave his missus a blood red nose….

14/02/20 12:09:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21516Ian Skelding

"A nose guard would've been better love."

14/02/20 12:08:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30906Tony Edwards

"Beware of the Glaswegian kiss!"

14/02/20 12:08:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6332Hercules Rockefeller

A Nightmare at Comic-Con

14/02/20 12:07:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Guardian of the Galaxies

14/02/20 12:05:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7609Stephen Bean

"Not another nosebleed! I wish I could stop slipping on this bloody ice rink."

14/02/20 12:00:51

 
Molly R Vote score: 1479Molly R

Who gave you a bloody nose, sweetheart? And on your 22nd birthday, too?

14/02/20 12:00:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

She was last seen in Phil & Sebastian’s vestibule.

14/02/20 12:00:22

 
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