lol x2

"All I said was 'perhaps a nod to 08.00.03?'"

14/02/20 12:04:17

Denise the Menace

14/02/20 12:02:58

That awkward moment when you’ve been telling everyone at work that your strict diet is going really well, then you realise you’ve got Big Mac ketchup on your face.

14/02/20 12:00:39

Beryl the Peril

14/02/20 12:45:33

Security measures are put in place at the Caption.Me Annual General Meeting to prevent Anon from gaining admission.

14/02/20 12:14:27

This is what haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

14/02/20 13:43:24

"Well you don't expect a four year old to know Kung Fu."

14/02/20 12:28:36

“He says he ‘passed all of his classes,’ and he DID, on the way into the woods.”

14/02/20 12:28:32

"I told Cheryl Tweedy she couldn't come in."

14/02/20 12:05:56

"Ummm, what makes you think I'm huffing permanent markers?"
"That mark on your upper lip is a red flag."

15/02/20 10:11:43

Does her pass say VIP or HIV? It’s very small print.

15/02/20 2:30:56

'Nice baps, AND you're into kinky cosplay? You're a real catch, 22.'

14/02/20 19:16:47

"Watch out, ladies... My ancestor is Bluebeard and my name's Halfbeard."

14/02/20 16:05:24

Stalking Waldo.

14/02/20 16:04:05

"Welcome to Miss World 2045, and here's No.22.. Miss Hungary.."

14/02/20 15:02:06

Warning - Snorting cocaine to stay awake will eventually break down your nasal passage

14/02/20 14:52:21

She's a good eater, our Beryl. You can tell by her lip, she loves her peas.

14/02/20 14:28:26

"I'm warning you , if you punch me on the nose again , I'll send Minnie the Minx to do the next shift. Then we'll see who's the big Desperate Dan!"

14/02/20 14:07:01

Striped for action.

14/02/20 13:36:13

"Have I come to the right place for the Special Stuff?"

14/02/20 13:11:41

🎵 Smack My Bitch Up 🎵

14/02/20 12:41:47

“She punched me in the nose, unprovoked, broke me finger.”

14/02/20 12:33:18

Bloody Mary

14/02/20 12:30:54

The girl of my dreams

14/02/20 12:27:32

“It happened in the ladies room, and she was NO LADY.”

14/02/20 12:25:32

Picking your nose can lead to a scratch-22 situation.

14/02/20 12:20:31

"I have lots of red nose days."

14/02/20 12:15:26

Mugshot

14/02/20 12:14:28

Dave’s not the sharpest knife in the draw. Being Valentines day he only gave his missus a blood red nose….

14/02/20 12:09:07

"A nose guard would've been better love."

14/02/20 12:08:24

"Beware of the Glaswegian kiss!"

14/02/20 12:08:07

A Nightmare at Comic-Con

14/02/20 12:07:46

Guardian of the Galaxies

14/02/20 12:05:54

"Not another nosebleed! I wish I could stop slipping on this bloody ice rink."

14/02/20 12:00:51

Who gave you a bloody nose, sweetheart? And on your 22nd birthday, too?

14/02/20 12:00:26

She was last seen in Phil & Sebastian’s vestibule.

14/02/20 12:00:22