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Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

"...and all those in favour of reducing the tax on lettuce?"

29/04/20 20:23:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

♫ "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"

29/04/20 20:00:05

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few 100 years at least. --Dev B
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6508Glyn Evans

"Now watch carefully as I break out of this finger hold. Karate chop!"

29/04/20 20:09:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3200Crunchy Chords

Wet supremacist

29/04/20 20:00:19

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Slick heil! --Scrijjy Doo
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 99Fozzgog B.

Our adopted Vogon baby! Of course this was taken 25 years ago. We are still filling in the paperwork - only 1384 forms to go

29/04/20 22:33:04

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"Regrettably, your Form 6.4825 Part 2 Section 9 has been buried in soft peat for 300 months, wherefore accordingly your application must be resubmitted in its entirety to your local council adoption agency office in Alpha Centauri.... (Apathetic ... --Crunchy Chords
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21921Ian Skelding

"Taxidermist!"

29/04/20 20:03:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6966The Wolf

terrapinch

29/04/20 20:00:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

Gulliver finds turtle as big as a bus.

29/04/20 20:00:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11491Vanessa the Guesser

"Alexa - play The Gee Gees"

29/04/20 20:19:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3200Crunchy Chords

"Zumtink hass gone terribly wrong mit der Hitler cloning projekt!"

29/04/20 20:07:17

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3200Crunchy Chords

"Sieg repTILE!"

29/04/20 20:00:06

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2093Scrijjy Doo

Heil Turtler!

30/04/20 1:14:10

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6570Hercules Rockefeller

Young Shelldon

29/04/20 20:08:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8985Dave Bryan

''Put me back with the five other Turtles. We're 'Happy Together'.''

29/04/20 20:36:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6966The Wolf

Working your way through Amazon Prime's B rated horror film collection is a daunting experience. I've just finished watching Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles.

29/04/20 20:06:59

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3200Crunchy Chords

We shall fight them on the beaches.

29/04/20 20:00:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

I can’t do the foxtrot because I can only go slow slow slow slow slow.

30/04/20 7:10:11

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5932Tosser Wivlov

Ok I'll do this but please don't frogmarch me.

29/04/20 21:15:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9394Mr Dome

Put me back in the tank you bloody moron there's a war on

29/04/20 21:12:20

 
stone face Vote score: 7432stone face

"Only put your hands up if you're turtley against our proposals."

29/04/20 21:11:09

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1358Willie Johnson

We shell overcome! Give peas a chance! Right arm!

29/04/20 20:28:06

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

"Who thinks...we should eat SNAILS tonight, show of hands?"

29/04/20 20:24:00

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1461Rachel P

Sell! Sell! Sell!

29/04/20 20:13:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31399Tony Edwards

"Mein Kamp!"

29/04/20 20:11:35

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

♬ Pre-pubescent Mutant Ninja Turtles ♬

29/04/20 20:08:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

"Turtle Wax on, wax off."

29/04/20 20:04:39

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4393Karyn Harrison

"Where did you learn to dance like that?"
"John Travolta taught us."

29/04/20 20:04:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11491Vanessa the Guesser

Riverdance

29/04/20 20:01:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles used to dance together until the other 3 formed a Splinter group.

29/04/20 20:00:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Who wants Pizza?

30/04/20 7:30:30

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Flagging down a rabbit for a ride.

30/04/20 6:15:13

 
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

Turtle Ninja

30/04/20 4:36:37

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4448Lucky Elperro

"Mamma Mia so the chef he bringer da cake and I said I wanta pees". He said "if you want a pees it's out the back" So I said "No, you don't understand, I wanta pees on your table" and he said "if you pees on my table I'm gonna cut your balls off". "I said 'wow' would you ask your momma to go out the back for a pees? If this was my restaurant I would ask your momma to have a pees on the table with me". "Well then all hell broka loose and to be honest I really don't understand that dumb b*astard Gordon Ramsey anyway.

30/04/20 4:00:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2093Scrijjy Doo

Mitch McConnell is a die-hard Trump supporter.

29/04/20 23:59:51

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

Turtle power.

29/04/20 22:55:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

It needs winding up, see that's where you put the key.

29/04/20 20:48:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

"Please Miss, I need to go for a sea."

29/04/20 20:28:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4393Karyn Harrison

🎵 Tiny Dancer in my Hand ...

29/04/20 20:26:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5597Vivvy En

This year due to social distancing rules there will be a rather unusual line-up for Strictly Come Dancing

29/04/20 20:25:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

"Has anyone lost a round-necked sweater?"

29/04/20 20:19:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3734Stu Dent

I'll be with you in a minute boys , I'm just taking Michelle home.

29/04/20 20:02:25

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6570Hercules Rockefeller

"Would you kindly not repossess my home just yet?"

29/04/20 20:01:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21921Ian Skelding

Terrorpin

29/04/20 20:00:16

 
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