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Fay Wray had her favourite part of King Kong stuffed and mounted.
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 10789Stephen Bean

Fay Wray had her favourite part of King Kong stuffed and mounted.

28/01/20 20:01:14

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2043Rachel P

.....She’ll never go back!

28/01/20 20:18:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5747James Lennox

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

28/01/20 20:04:10

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It's a strange love, doctor.. --stone face
The Wolf Vote score: 7252The Wolf

That looks like it's going to be a tight fit. Oh wait, there's a shop next door giving out free Vaseline.

28/01/20 20:09:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10789Stephen Bean

Anne Summers presents 'The Gulliver', an extra large vibrator for the lady who wants more.

28/01/20 20:55:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5747James Lennox

Sex Bomb

28/01/20 20:14:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10789Stephen Bean

"I don't think the vicar will ask me to donate a prize for the church raffle again..."

28/01/20 21:16:59

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7252The Wolf

I didn't always have a doll as a companion. I used to be a happily married man. But after years of neglecting my wife for an hour 3 times a day to write stupid sodding captions, I suppose I've only got myself to blame. Anyway, meet Dave.

28/01/20 20:28:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12550Vanessa the Guesser

I see somebody's given the poor girl a black eye.

28/01/20 20:11:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7252The Wolf

“Hello, is this customer services? Ok, I’ve just received my blonde bombshell life size love doll, but this big black security tag, do you just pull it out?”

28/01/20 20:00:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2461Scrijjy Doo

It's a good thing she likes stretching.

29/01/20 1:47:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1663Mark Wilson

"To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before..."
Wow Star Trek's changed.

28/01/20 21:32:02

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2043Rachel P

Members Only

28/01/20 20:32:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7252The Wolf

"What? You've never had a lifeless dolly bird peg you before? You've obviously never had a night out in Glasgow"

28/01/20 20:04:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Another cocktail madam?"

28/01/20 20:02:32

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4797Karyn Harrison

"I never saw that coming!" said Jane as she was carried out on a stretcher after slipping over in something nasty.

29/01/20 17:32:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12550Vanessa the Guesser

Friendly fire

28/01/20 21:10:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32069Tony Edwards

Blow-up doll

28/01/20 21:04:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22449Ian Skelding

Projectisla

28/01/20 20:57:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

♪ Mrs Bombastic ♪

28/01/20 20:00:56

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

BREAKING NEWS: President Trump renames new item "ROCKET-TOY", but pleads with the public to keep Melania thinking it's just an awkward stool.

31/01/20 21:54:27

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1663Mark Wilson

Bloody hell, pop up ads on caption me now as well.

29/01/20 11:00:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10815Neil Mackenzie

Bombardear

29/01/20 7:18:33

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6178Greg Curtis

"...Something I like about that outfit, but I can't put my finger on it."

28/01/20 23:23:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9901Mr Dome

She attracts barflies

28/01/20 21:22:39

 
stone face Vote score: 7768stone face

She loves the BBC.

And she hasn't even got a telly..

28/01/20 21:19:23

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Are you saying the BBC has "members" like that? Oh my. --Willie Johnson
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Since the wine bar had introduced the 'Bonking Bronco', business was booming.

28/01/20 21:02:17

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1663Mark Wilson

Trying her hardest to put him off but Derek still going strong with that balancing head on a pencil world record.

28/01/20 21:02:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32069Tony Edwards

Something for the weekend?

28/01/20 20:50:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6160Vivvy En

Looks like Daz has been doing a good job

28/01/20 20:43:42

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 22449Ian Skelding

The V 1

28/01/20 20:39:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22449Ian Skelding

Phallusity

28/01/20 20:30:21

 
Mark England Vote score: 17047Mark England

The new Vanish Stain Remover ads are a bit risque

28/01/20 20:21:15

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Torpedo tease

28/01/20 20:14:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9006Chris Keegan

Good grief! I can't help but notice there's only 9 glasses on the bar!

28/01/20 20:01:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12550Vanessa the Guesser

"Mine's a large one"

28/01/20 20:00:19

 
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