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The next day he received a John Deere letter.
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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2681Scrijjy Doo

The next day he received a John Deere letter.

30/07/20 12:14:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11470Dave Bryan

It was so sad. He dumped her just before the wedding.

30/07/20 12:00:22

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1814Willie Johnson

He found a way to a tractor.

30/07/20 12:03:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11470Dave Bryan

''Could you go a bit slower John, Deere.''

30/07/20 12:09:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32526Tony Edwards

He promised that he would make the earth move for her.

30/07/20 12:08:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8160The Wolf

This week on ‘Don’t tell the bride’, Dave blows the entire 10 grand budget on a collectable Star Wars toy on eBay. When asked if his bride would forgive him, he replied, “of course she will, I have an 8-inch cock”.

30/07/20 12:01:03

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I don't recall a Star wars character called 'Cock' --Mr Dome
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10193Mr Dome

The farmer of the bride

30/07/20 20:00:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13105Vanessa the Guesser

Well she did fall for his pickup lines.

30/07/20 12:02:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11002Neil Mackenzie

He’d put a lot of effort in, it had taken him two hours to clean the cow shit out of that bucket.

30/07/20 21:06:58

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 83Anthony Smith

Wherever I go, she goes! She's my pride and joy and she's never let me down. She's just had a full service and new tyres!

30/07/20 17:19:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11852Stephen Bean

"She's my soil mate."

30/07/20 13:25:37

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1398Al Overy

My 600lb wife

30/07/20 12:51:24

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

The bride wanted a horse and cart but the groom insisted on a more modern wedding

30/07/20 12:26:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20862John Glover

♫ There's a hole in my bucket ...
"Stop that John, that's no way to think of your future wife."

30/07/20 13:15:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8160The Wolf

After her previous marriage was ruined by her groom mud wrestling with his best man on their wedding day, Katie was hoping for a more glamorous day this time…

30/07/20 12:02:56

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Passive-aggressive fat shaming.

31/07/20 0:53:40

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

You can tell he really digs her.

30/07/20 20:30:52

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Dave wished he'd read some reviews before opting for affordabledreamwedding.com

30/07/20 19:36:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32526Tony Edwards

J C Bride

30/07/20 12:12:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1814Willie Johnson

He's a gentleman farmer though he's dirt poor. She's no gentleman but he did farmer.
He's going to do some plowing tonight and sow some seed. I'm sure she's fertile.

01/08/20 1:26:46

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

You don't have to be lowly at Farmersonly.com.

31/07/20 0:13:17

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

Limousine service in the Ozarks.

30/07/20 20:32:35

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

Before the plowing...

30/07/20 20:31:29

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

Front end loader with back-ho attachment.

30/07/20 20:30:27

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 83Anthony Smith

Hold on tight to your seams!

30/07/20 17:08:34

 
Dave E Vote score: 53Dave E

Right, ask her again now, vicar!

30/07/20 13:30:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11470Dave Bryan

To ensure the wedding night was a success, the groom decided to give his new bride a few tips.

30/07/20 13:30:02

 
Dave E Vote score: 53Dave E

Forever hold your piece

30/07/20 13:29:12

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

The groom had told the congregation
"If she didn't like the ride, she could just swivel"

30/07/20 13:25:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11852Stephen Bean

Common claw wife

30/07/20 13:09:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22942Ian Skelding

The happy couple on their way to Norfolk for their Honeymoon.

30/07/20 13:01:29

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

He then ploughed the fields and scattered

30/07/20 12:59:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8160The Wolf

I can barely even look at this picture, It's so bloody dangerous. I mean, he's not even wearing a face covering.

30/07/20 12:58:07

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

No matter how much weight Jane put on Dave was determined to carry her over the threshold.

30/07/20 12:44:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"What happened to the Rolls Royce"?

"You know that for richer for poorer bit you just signed up for"

30/07/20 12:29:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13105Vanessa the Guesser

All parties concerned were expecting to see a huge erection.

30/07/20 12:19:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6901Glyn Evans

That's the strangest train I've ever seen.

30/07/20 12:16:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1398Al Overy

In Norfolk, it's only right and proper to give your sister a lift to the wedding.

30/07/20 12:15:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8160The Wolf

It was so nice to see Kerry the Transformer getting married.

30/07/20 12:14:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2681Scrijjy Doo

When Tim plants his seed, he doesn't mess around.

30/07/20 12:13:30

 
Molly R Vote score: 2072Molly R

My shotgun was confiscated, but I'm making damn sure she gets married all the same.

30/07/20 12:07:11

 
stone face Vote score: 8115stone face

It was on her bucket list..

30/07/20 12:05:46

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 686alexandra ball

First countryfile wedding.

30/07/20 12:00:37

 
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