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Scrijjy Doo
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 11:14:48 |
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The Bitches of Eastwick 25/10/20 14:48:35 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 19:18:35 |
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06/09/19 21:51:26 |
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♫♫ This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . ♫♫ 06/08/19 4:12:19 |
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29/01/19 11:50:11 |
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12/10/20 21:25:36 |
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Some stereotypes are hard to shake. 23/08/20 19:58:36 |
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03/02/20 18:16:08 |
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No wonder Santa has an insatiable appetite for milk and cookies. 26/12/19 20:23:57 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 11:53:21 |
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Met at a Star Trek convention. Happily married 10 years. 21/10/20 19:32:52 |
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Google "Lady on Lady Action." You may be disappointed. 15/09/20 19:27:09 |
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19/08/20 20:12:00 |
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When you order a bride online you have to be very specific. 24/03/20 12:33:02 |
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26/12/19 8:08:59 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 12:58:15 |
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02/02/20 20:57:34 |
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05/11/19 3:36:43 |
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29/04/19 17:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'. --Karyn Harrison
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25/12/18 14:33:26 |
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18/11/20 17:46:30 |
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Nobody expects the British Dental Association! 27/08/20 23:44:20 |
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04/08/20 13:39:12 |
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Hey kid. Wanna buy some quack? 29/07/20 19:35:28 |
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"Yes but it has to be quick. I'm only interested in quick quack. It's a quirk of mine." --Willie Johnson
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16/06/20 13:40:24 |
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He doesn't have insurance. Put it back! Put it back! 24/02/20 15:06:00 |
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The problem with "ultimate" is you can only do it once. 19/02/20 13:35:47 |
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When an elf reaches puberty, Santa kicks it out onto the streets. 11/02/20 0:00:37 |
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That's not very saintly! --Karyn Harrison
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13/12/19 12:57:23 |
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11/11/19 22:06:00 |
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08/10/19 9:44:36 |
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It's covered in bits of Yorkie! --Karyn Harrison
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19/08/19 12:26:47 |
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If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman. --Dave Bryan
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15/08/19 19:11:26 |
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20/03/19 22:44:05 |
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26/02/19 13:43:31 |
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Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE! 14/01/19 22:21:54 |
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The only thing I hate more than Nazis is double Nazis. 23/12/20 20:08:03 |
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I find Quadruple Nazis enchanting, the whole regime collapses! --Glyn Evans
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Pamela Anderson has really gone downhill. 15/12/20 2:12:19 |
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Lady, I know you've got a fish under there. 09/11/20 13:09:46 |
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"Did I mention I was vegan?" 12/09/20 23:46:17 |
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"Stop being such a baby. It's just a tiny mind control chip." 10/08/20 20:09:49 |
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This would make more sense if they had a TV. 22/07/20 23:19:01 |
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The climate change conference must be around here somewhere. 14/07/20 19:38:48 |
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12/07/20 1:30:19 |
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We could have put up a cover, but we went with the sign. 29/06/20 1:44:05 |
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Incontinence Hotline, can you hold? 25/04/20 2:54:12 |
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Unfortunately, no. --James Lennox
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22/12/19 22:04:10 |
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26/10/19 13:14:22 |
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07/07/19 12:43:53 |
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For this shot, I recommend a wedge. 14/04/19 19:01:58 |
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Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms. 03/03/19 14:24:54 |
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What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party. 19/11/18 13:08:40 |
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03/11/20 11:55:01 |
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"Don't change shirts. I'll just close my eyes." 07/10/20 13:15:08 |
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The worst part is getting it in your pocket. 06/10/20 12:46:40 |
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Or putting it up to your ear and talking into it. --Willie Johnson
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05/10/20 19:21:17 |
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If she blows bubbles during sex, she's not that into you. 14/09/20 19:23:25 |
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Brilliant caption, and advice lol :-D --Glyn Evans
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Well I'll be darned. The vaccine DID cause autism! 04/09/20 20:00:05 |
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That's one way to put your tray table in the upright position. 31/08/20 20:23:07 |
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24/06/20 17:24:08 |
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I can make at least 5 facemasks from that outfit. 05/05/20 14:20:18 |
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Explaining universal health care to a Trump supporter. 28/03/20 0:56:23 |
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30/12/19 22:35:53 |
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Knock, knock. 13/12/19 20:09:34 |
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That pink hair is getting me hot. Lock the wheels on your walker. 12/12/19 14:40:11 |
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Frankly I don't want to keep up with the Kardashians. 19/11/19 22:38:23 |
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Once you go paca, you never go backa. 09/09/19 20:20:02 |
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There's nothing funny about vaginal tearing. 02/07/19 19:26:52 |
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Thanks! I've been looking for a way to get fatter. 16/06/19 16:44:59 |
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Vote for this caption or the baby gets it! 12/06/19 23:26:47 |
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Could be the movie or the book, or a Pennywise doll.. --stone face
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You're giving the dog too much food. 11/06/19 14:16:15 |
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Does the urogenital opening match the drapes? 09/06/19 15:00:37 |
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07/06/19 12:13:07 |
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"What banana skiiiinnnn?" --Troompa Loompa
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We are the knights who make soup. 26/04/19 11:32:43 |
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Menopause was hard on Gary Oldman. 15/12/20 20:31:52 |
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Wo-menopause? --Willie Johnson
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March to Stop the Spread of Coronavirus 13/11/20 13:33:03 |
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Dear Santa, 12/10/20 14:53:50 |
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Parallel Parking, You're Doing It Wrong 08/09/20 19:08:53 |
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The good news: There is beer in hell. 01/09/20 19:50:03 |
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12/08/20 8:57:42 |
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♫ ♬ Nobody knows . . . the bubbles I've seen. ♫ ♬ 09/08/20 19:49:56 |
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Socialized medicine has its drawbacks. 07/08/20 13:28:21 |
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Would have been on time if I hadn't stopped to paint this. 04/07/20 13:11:03 |
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If someone serviced my valve I'd drop everything too. 26/06/20 19:20:06 |
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Contact number please. --Flo .
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Who says white people can't dance? 19/05/20 18:39:32 |
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Having a trophy wife is not as great as it sounds. 29/01/20 14:38:34 |
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The royals are a strange bunch. 24/01/20 16:46:08 |
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I was considering this but thought the better of it. You are a bold person. I hope you get lots of votes (and not too much hate). --Willie Johnson
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Number 3, officer. That's the one that pinched my bum! 05/01/20 21:29:32 |
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What is it with flightless birds? --Karyn Harrison
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"And let's add a happy little wolf here." 29/11/19 20:37:03 |
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Thanks, but I don't swing that way. 08/11/19 18:05:42 |
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31/10/19 21:09:54 |
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Amish porn is not for everyone. 25/10/19 17:28:04 |
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This is all he can afford on 3 cents a day sewing Nikes. 17/10/19 19:51:23 |
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Let him who is without sin taste the first scone. 07/10/19 20:10:52 |
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Lose Weight Fast With This One Weird Trick 18/06/19 14:03:52 |
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16/06/19 22:04:24 |
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Caitlyn Jenner? --Troompa Loompa
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30/05/19 20:12:58 |
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New photos reveal black holes are actually square! 23/05/19 20:01:55 |
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Maybe she's born with it, 05/05/19 19:09:34 |
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From here things went downhill quickly. 30/04/19 20:47:28 |
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01/02/19 0:27:52 |
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sknaht. --Scrappy Doo
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Seasons Greetings from Homer Simpson's Nuts 23/12/18 0:36:59 |
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That one caught me out - I choked on my cup of tea! :D --Pussy Galore
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06/01/21 12:52:09 |
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31/12/20 14:25:48 |
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"No prison can hold me, coppers!" 27/12/20 14:08:34 |
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And then the green plastic army men showed up. 02/12/20 16:04:29 |
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Star Wars 45: We just don't care anymore. 27/09/20 12:47:03 |
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"Don't tell him I'm a dude. It's a surprise." 23/09/20 12:16:22 |
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It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Swastika Guy! 10/09/20 20:15:09 |
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Not another ad for male enhancement! 07/09/20 22:04:10 |
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How many Amish does it take to change a candle? 05/09/20 23:58:17 |
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01/09/20 14:54:57 |
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The Knights Who Say Ni(Nickel) 31/08/20 0:20:14 |
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The straitjackets cut down brutality 40%. 29/08/20 23:33:30 |
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Next thing they'll want to vote. 20/08/20 14:04:10 |
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"Put your shrimp on the Barbie!" 21/07/20 20:23:19 |
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Right there, between the navel and the neck! --Karyn Harrison
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Still waiting for the Mexicans to pay for it. 16/07/20 14:04:54 |
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So nice to ketchup with old friends. 09/07/20 13:45:35 |
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Is your family member a Communist? 16/06/20 19:21:41 |
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Even if they're not, inform on them anyway to show your commitment and loyalty to the cause. Make Joe McCarthy proud. --Glyn Evans
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Those idiots. I ordered "No squirrels." 31/05/20 23:39:51 |
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The new Director of Pandemic Response 19/05/20 20:04:21 |
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♫ ♫ Who let the dog in? Who, who, who? ♫ ♫ 02/05/20 1:00:23 |
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"Screw the bread. I'm going for the eyeball!" 23/04/20 15:55:39 |
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Finally a way to shut up Trump. 09/04/20 1:13:22 |
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Unlike Melania this space is reserved. 05/04/20 22:43:37 |
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29/03/20 21:15:13 |
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Can't remember where I parked. 29/03/20 15:28:00 |
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Porn fetishes have gotten strangely specific. 05/03/20 13:54:11 |
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This is a non-smoking flight. Put out that Camel. 03/02/20 20:19:27 |
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Bicycle Division reporting for duty! 17/01/20 22:41:57 |
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28/12/19 23:33:09 |
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It has less plastic than a real fish! 15/12/19 17:17:58 |
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It says here the train is coming at four fif-- 30/11/19 12:34:52 |
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The special effects in Dune were awful. 13/11/19 16:10:02 |
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Not sure how this helps breast cancer, but okay. 12/11/19 23:16:30 |
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I've heard them called tanks before. --James Lennox
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♫ ♫ Hoo! Pet the dog snout! . . . Hoo! . . . Hoo! Hoo! . . ♫ ♫ 24/09/19 19:05:07 |
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Do you know old MacDonald had a farm? Stop singing and clean the stables. 19/09/19 12:45:49 |
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And Mexico is going to pay for it. 10/08/19 0:14:42 |
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The new Volkswagon actually complies with emissions standards. 04/08/19 18:56:05 |
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Come on down to Lawsuit World! 19/07/19 14:07:51 |
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You know it's time to clean the sink when the hairball gains sentience. 28/06/19 17:20:13 |
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287 crashes caused by trying to read sign so far. 24/05/19 16:36:32 |
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Has he ever stopped?
6:52pm
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Is Trump playing golf AGAIN?! [Scrijjy Doo]
"I'll have what she's having."
Deep lacerations, internal organ damage, unchecked bleeding, loss of limbs, deep puncture wounds and loss of life?
6:34pm
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"I'll have what she's having." [Scrijjy Doo]
They've certainly stuck around for a long time.
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"Superglue captions are hysterical!" [Scrijjy Doo]
Any relation to Posh?
7:58pm
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Now available in pumpkin spice flavor. [Scrijjy Doo]
Wo-menopause?
2:30am
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Menopause was hard on Gary Oldman. [Scrijjy Doo]
I find Quadruple Nazis enchanting, the whole regime collapses!
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The only thing I hate more than Nazis is double Nazis. [Scrijjy Doo]
Turns out that it wasn't a Sexto-Nazi after all, just a dying fly.
9:33am
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The only thing I hate more than Nazis is double Nazis. [Scrijjy Doo]
But he's still ready to drive it off the lot.
7:43pm
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Trump Motors, Built America Strong [Scrijjy Doo]
This is what you get when you "drain the swamp".
8:08pm
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Trump Motors, Built America Strong [Scrijjy Doo]
Well, sure... you can say that because the pic is summer vacation.
4:05pm
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Canada ain't so bad. [Scrijjy Doo]