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Scrijjy Doo
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09/04/19 4:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 12:14:48 |
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31/07/20 14:48:12 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 20:18:35 |
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06/09/19 22:51:26 |
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♫♫ This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . ♫♫ 06/08/19 5:12:19 |
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29/01/19 11:50:11 |
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03/02/20 18:16:08 |
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No wonder Santa has an insatiable appetite for milk and cookies. 26/12/19 20:23:57 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 12:53:21 |
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When you order a bride online you have to be very specific. 24/03/20 12:33:02 |
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26/12/19 8:08:59 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 13:58:15 |
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29/04/19 18:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'. --Karyn Harrison
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25/12/18 14:33:26 |
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04/08/20 14:39:12 |
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Hey kid. Wanna buy some quack? 29/07/20 20:35:28 |
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"Yes but it has to be quick. I'm only interested in quick quack. It's a quirk of mine." --Willie Johnson
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16/06/20 14:40:24 |
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He doesn't have insurance. Put it back! Put it back! 24/02/20 15:06:00 |
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The problem with "ultimate" is you can only do it once. 19/02/20 13:35:47 |
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When an elf reaches puberty, Santa kicks it out onto the streets. 11/02/20 0:00:37 |
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That's not very saintly! --Karyn Harrison
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13/12/19 12:57:23 |
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11/11/19 22:06:00 |
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08/10/19 10:44:36 |
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It's covered in bits of Yorkie! --Karyn Harrison
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16/09/19 20:44:13 |
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19/08/19 13:26:47 |
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If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman. --Dave Bryan
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15/08/19 20:11:26 |
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07/05/19 13:39:37 |
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20/03/19 22:44:05 |
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26/02/19 13:43:31 |
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Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE! 14/01/19 22:21:54 |
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This would make more sense if they had a TV. 23/07/20 0:19:01 |
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The climate change conference must be around here somewhere. 14/07/20 20:38:48 |
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12/07/20 2:30:19 |
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We could have put up a cover, but we went with the sign. 29/06/20 2:44:05 |
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Incontinence Hotline, can you hold? 25/04/20 3:54:12 |
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Unfortunately, no. --James Lennox
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22/12/19 22:04:10 |
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26/10/19 14:14:22 |
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07/07/19 13:43:53 |
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For this shot, I recommend a wedge. 14/04/19 20:01:58 |
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Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms. 03/03/19 14:24:54 |
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What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party. 19/11/18 13:08:40 |
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10/07/20 17:44:31 |
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24/06/20 18:24:08 |
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I can make at least 5 facemasks from that outfit. 05/05/20 15:20:18 |
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Explaining universal health care to a Trump supporter. 28/03/20 0:56:23 |
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26/03/20 12:23:25 |
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30/12/19 22:35:53 |
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Knock, knock. 13/12/19 20:09:34 |
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That pink hair is getting me hot. Lock the wheels on your walker. 12/12/19 14:40:11 |
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Frankly I don't want to keep up with the Kardashians. 19/11/19 22:38:23 |
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Once you go paca, you never go backa. 09/09/19 21:20:02 |
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There's nothing funny about vaginal tearing. 02/07/19 20:26:52 |
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Thanks! I've been looking for a way to get fatter. 16/06/19 17:44:59 |
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Vote for this caption or the baby gets it! 13/06/19 0:26:47 |
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Could be the movie or the book, or a Pennywise doll.. --stone face
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You're giving the dog too much food. 11/06/19 15:16:15 |
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Does the urogenital opening match the drapes? 09/06/19 16:00:37 |
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07/06/19 13:13:07 |
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"What banana skiiiinnnn?" --Troompa Loompa
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We are the knights who make soup. 26/04/19 12:32:43 |
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♫ ♬ Nobody knows . . . the bubbles I've seen. ♫ ♬ Sun 20:49:56 |
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Socialized medicine has its drawbacks. Fri 14:28:21 |
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04/07/20 14:18:33 |
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Would have been on time if I hadn't stopped to paint this. 04/07/20 14:11:03 |
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If someone serviced my valve I'd drop everything too. 26/06/20 20:20:06 |
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Contact number please. --Flo .
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Who says white people can't dance? 19/05/20 19:39:32 |
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Having a trophy wife is not as great as it sounds. 29/01/20 14:38:34 |
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The royals are a strange bunch. 24/01/20 16:46:08 |
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I was considering this but thought the better of it. You are a bold person. I hope you get lots of votes (and not too much hate). --Willie Johnson
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Number 3, officer. That's the one that pinched my bum! 05/01/20 21:29:32 |
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What is it with flightless birds? --Karyn Harrison
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31/12/19 17:40:49 |
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25/12/19 21:05:55 |
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08/12/19 1:54:11 |
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"And let's add a happy little wolf here." 29/11/19 20:37:03 |
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Thanks, but I don't swing that way. 08/11/19 18:05:42 |
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31/10/19 21:09:54 |
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Amish porn is not for everyone. 25/10/19 18:28:04 |
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This is all he can afford on 3 cents a day sewing Nikes. 17/10/19 20:51:23 |
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Let him who is without sin taste the first scone. 07/10/19 21:10:52 |
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11/07/19 20:25:32 |
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Lose Weight Fast With This One Weird Trick 18/06/19 15:03:52 |
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16/06/19 23:04:24 |
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Caitlyn Jenner? --Troompa Loompa
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30/05/19 21:12:58 |
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New photos reveal black holes are actually square! 23/05/19 21:01:55 |
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Maybe she's born with it, 05/05/19 20:09:34 |
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From here things went downhill quickly. 30/04/19 21:47:28 |
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01/02/19 0:27:52 |
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18/01/19 0:23:38 |
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sknaht. --Scrappy Doo
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Seasons Greetings from Homer Simpson's Nuts 23/12/18 0:36:59 |
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That one caught me out - I choked on my cup of tea! :D --Pussy Galore
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05/08/20 23:24:47 |
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"Put your shrimp on the Barbie!" 21/07/20 21:23:19 |
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17/07/20 14:05:37 |
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Right there, between the navel and the neck! --Karyn Harrison
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Still waiting for the Mexicans to pay for it. 16/07/20 15:04:54 |
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10/07/20 20:14:07 |
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So nice to ketchup with old friends. 09/07/20 14:45:35 |
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29/06/20 16:36:36 |
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Is your family member a Communist? 16/06/20 20:21:41 |
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Even if they're not, inform on them anyway to show your commitment and loyalty to the cause. Make Joe McCarthy proud. --Glyn Evans
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Those idiots. I ordered "No squirrels." 01/06/20 0:39:51 |
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The new Director of Pandemic Response 19/05/20 21:04:21 |
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05/05/20 16:29:22 |
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♫ ♫ Who let the dog in? Who, who, who? ♫ ♫ 02/05/20 2:00:23 |
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28/04/20 14:03:23 |
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"Screw the bread. I'm going for the eyeball!" 23/04/20 16:55:39 |
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Finally a way to shut up Trump. 09/04/20 2:13:22 |
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Unlike Melania this space is reserved. 05/04/20 23:43:37 |
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05/04/20 19:36:20 |
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29/03/20 22:15:13 |
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Can't remember where I parked. 29/03/20 16:28:00 |
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Porn fetishes have gotten strangely specific. 05/03/20 13:54:11 |
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14/02/20 20:47:42 |
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This is a non-smoking flight. Put out that Camel. 03/02/20 20:19:27 |
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Bicycle Division reporting for duty! 17/01/20 22:41:57 |
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28/12/19 23:33:09 |
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16/12/19 1:40:34 |
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It has less plastic than a real fish! 15/12/19 17:17:58 |
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It says here the train is coming at four fif-- 30/11/19 12:34:52 |
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The special effects in Dune were awful. 13/11/19 16:10:02 |
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Not sure how this helps breast cancer, but okay. 12/11/19 23:16:30 |
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I've heard them called tanks before. --James Lennox
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13/10/19 15:59:11 |
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♫ ♫ Hoo! Pet the dog snout! . . . Hoo! . . . Hoo! Hoo! . . ♫ ♫ 24/09/19 20:05:07 |
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Do you know old MacDonald had a farm? Stop singing and clean the stables. 19/09/19 13:45:49 |
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And Mexico is going to pay for it. 10/08/19 1:14:42 |
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The new Volkswagon actually complies with emissions standards. 04/08/19 19:56:05 |
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Come on down to Lawsuit World! 19/07/19 15:07:51 |
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You know it's time to clean the sink when the hairball gains sentience. 28/06/19 18:20:13 |
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287 crashes caused by trying to read sign so far. 24/05/19 17:36:32 |
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But then how are we seeing this? 30/04/19 15:47:01 |
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Please tell me you're not wearing those socks with that bra. 18/01/19 21:40:19 |
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Won't look good with skid marks. 15/01/19 13:32:48 |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, 06/12/18 20:37:09 |
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The Christians were right. It's the Raptore! 05/12/18 15:21:55 |
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Pitching a tent the old fashioned way. 29/11/18 14:36:22 |
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Honey, do I look fat? Be honest. 04/11/18 21:34:41 |
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Ask your doctor if Thorazine is right for you. Mon 1:53:28 |
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03/08/20 21:36:43 |
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"This should stop them from calling me Pizza Face." 21/07/20 14:25:54 |
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Pot Day. Every day is Pot Day. 13/07/20 15:56:59 |
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He's trained to wait and retrieve the drowned body. 12/07/20 21:57:12 |
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If you can read this it's already too late. 29/06/20 2:12:15 |
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"Make America Great Again. Oink! Oink!" 23/06/20 20:09:07 |
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He has a girlfriend on the side. 15/06/20 13:30:27 |
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Hair today, insane asylum tomorrow. 14/06/20 3:15:36 |
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In the old days captions were recorded by monks. 13/06/20 1:50:15 |
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Hurry up and invent the internet! 19/05/20 19:46:14 |
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Okay shoot. No! I meant the picture! 07/05/20 22:17:44 |
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Now I feel foolish wearing gasoline powered undershorts. 08/03/20 20:26:58 |
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As a matter of fact the milkman WAS a goblin. Why do you ask? 08/03/20 18:13:03 |
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I don't always drink, 07/03/20 3:16:53 |
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That's mean... but really funny. --Willie Johnson
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Thai & some men stare.
2:21pm
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Tiananmen Stare [Scrijjy Doo]
- Why did the blond run across the road on a red light?
- The sign said don't walk.
2:27am
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Why did the blond cross the road?
The sign said, "Walk." [Scrijjy Doo]
Even if they're not, inform on them anyway to show your commitment and loyalty to the cause. Make Joe McCarthy proud.
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Is your family member a Communist? [Scrijjy Doo]
Contact number please.
9:39am
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If someone serviced my valve I'd drop everything too. [Scrijjy Doo]
Dick already had a dripping diving bell in the end.
1:20pm
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You can't be too careful with Syphilis Sue. [Scrijjy Doo]
Must be an up & cumming business venture.
3:21pm
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Save 100% on car insurance by spreading your legs. [Scrijjy Doo]
Perhaps a nod to 20.57.37?
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"Maybe I should tweet my Tinder profile." [Scrijjy Doo]
Right there, between the navel and the neck!
2:23pm
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But where are the boobies? [Scrijjy Doo]
"Yes but it has to be quick. I'm only interested in quick quack. It's a quirk of mine."
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Hey kid. Wanna buy some quack? [Scrijjy Doo]
I think that dog has been eaten by an alligator.
5:18am
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Has anyone seen that lady walking her dog? [Scrijjy Doo]