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Scrijjy Doo
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 12:14:48 |
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31/07/20 14:48:12 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 20:18:35 |
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06/09/19 22:51:26 |
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♫♫ This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . ♫♫ 06/08/19 5:12:19 |
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26/11/18 8:22:03 |
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12/10/20 22:25:36 |
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Some stereotypes are hard to shake. 23/08/20 20:58:36 |
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06/05/20 18:40:09 |
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03/05/20 22:59:12 |
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03/02/20 18:16:08 |
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No wonder Santa has an insatiable appetite for milk and cookies. 26/12/19 20:23:57 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 12:53:21 |
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Google "Lady on Lady Action." You may be disappointed. 15/09/20 20:27:09 |
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19/08/20 21:12:00 |
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When you order a bride online you have to be very specific. 24/03/20 12:33:02 |
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26/12/19 8:08:59 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 13:58:15 |
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05/11/19 3:36:43 |
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29/04/19 18:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'. --Karyn Harrison
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25/12/18 14:33:26 |
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Nobody expects the British Dental Association! 28/08/20 0:44:20 |
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04/08/20 14:39:12 |
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Hey kid. Wanna buy some quack? 29/07/20 20:35:28 |
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"Yes but it has to be quick. I'm only interested in quick quack. It's a quirk of mine." --Willie Johnson
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16/06/20 14:40:24 |
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He doesn't have insurance. Put it back! Put it back! 24/02/20 15:06:00 |
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The problem with "ultimate" is you can only do it once. 19/02/20 13:35:47 |
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When an elf reaches puberty, Santa kicks it out onto the streets. 11/02/20 0:00:37 |
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That's not very saintly! --Karyn Harrison
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13/12/19 12:57:23 |
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22/11/19 18:09:38 |
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11/11/19 22:06:00 |
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08/10/19 10:44:36 |
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It's covered in bits of Yorkie! --Karyn Harrison
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16/09/19 20:44:13 |
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19/08/19 13:26:47 |
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If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman. --Dave Bryan
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15/08/19 20:11:26 |
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20/03/19 22:44:05 |
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26/02/19 13:43:31 |
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Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE! 14/01/19 22:21:54 |
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"Did I mention I was vegan?" 13/09/20 0:46:17 |
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"Stop being such a baby. It's just a tiny mind control chip." 10/08/20 21:09:49 |
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This would make more sense if they had a TV. 23/07/20 0:19:01 |
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The climate change conference must be around here somewhere. 14/07/20 20:38:48 |
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12/07/20 2:30:19 |
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We could have put up a cover, but we went with the sign. 29/06/20 2:44:05 |
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Incontinence Hotline, can you hold? 25/04/20 3:54:12 |
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Unfortunately, no. --James Lennox
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22/12/19 22:04:10 |
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26/10/19 14:14:22 |
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07/07/19 13:43:53 |
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For this shot, I recommend a wedge. 14/04/19 20:01:58 |
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Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms. 03/03/19 14:24:54 |
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What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party. 19/11/18 13:08:40 |
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"Don't change shirts. I'll just close my eyes." 07/10/20 14:15:08 |
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The worst part is getting it in your pocket. 06/10/20 13:46:40 |
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Or putting it up to your ear and talking into it. --Willie Johnson
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05/10/20 20:21:17 |
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If she blows bubbles during sex, she's not that into you. 14/09/20 20:23:25 |
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Brilliant caption, and advice lol :-D --Glyn Evans
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Well I'll be darned. The vaccine DID cause autism! 04/09/20 21:00:05 |
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That's one way to put your tray table in the upright position. 31/08/20 21:23:07 |
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10/07/20 17:44:31 |
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24/06/20 18:24:08 |
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I can make at least 5 facemasks from that outfit. 05/05/20 15:20:18 |
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Explaining universal health care to a Trump supporter. 28/03/20 0:56:23 |
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30/12/19 22:35:53 |
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Knock, knock. 13/12/19 20:09:34 |
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That pink hair is getting me hot. Lock the wheels on your walker. 12/12/19 14:40:11 |
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Frankly I don't want to keep up with the Kardashians. 19/11/19 22:38:23 |
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Once you go paca, you never go backa. 09/09/19 21:20:02 |
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There's nothing funny about vaginal tearing. 02/07/19 20:26:52 |
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Thanks! I've been looking for a way to get fatter. 16/06/19 17:44:59 |
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Vote for this caption or the baby gets it! 13/06/19 0:26:47 |
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Could be the movie or the book, or a Pennywise doll.. --stone face
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You're giving the dog too much food. 11/06/19 15:16:15 |
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Does the urogenital opening match the drapes? 09/06/19 16:00:37 |
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07/06/19 13:13:07 |
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"What banana skiiiinnnn?" --Troompa Loompa
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We are the knights who make soup. 26/04/19 12:32:43 |
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13/01/19 21:17:39 |
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Dear Santa, 12/10/20 15:53:50 |
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Parallel Parking, You're Doing It Wrong 08/09/20 20:08:53 |
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The good news: There is beer in hell. 01/09/20 20:50:03 |
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12/08/20 9:57:42 |
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♫ ♬ Nobody knows . . . the bubbles I've seen. ♫ ♬ 09/08/20 20:49:56 |
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Socialized medicine has its drawbacks. 07/08/20 14:28:21 |
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04/07/20 14:18:33 |
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Would have been on time if I hadn't stopped to paint this. 04/07/20 14:11:03 |
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If someone serviced my valve I'd drop everything too. 26/06/20 20:20:06 |
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Contact number please. --Flo .
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Who says white people can't dance? 19/05/20 19:39:32 |
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Having a trophy wife is not as great as it sounds. 29/01/20 14:38:34 |
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The royals are a strange bunch. 24/01/20 16:46:08 |
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I was considering this but thought the better of it. You are a bold person. I hope you get lots of votes (and not too much hate). --Willie Johnson
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Number 3, officer. That's the one that pinched my bum! 05/01/20 21:29:32 |
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What is it with flightless birds? --Karyn Harrison
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"And let's add a happy little wolf here." 29/11/19 20:37:03 |
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Thanks, but I don't swing that way. 08/11/19 18:05:42 |
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31/10/19 21:09:54 |
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Amish porn is not for everyone. 25/10/19 18:28:04 |
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This is all he can afford on 3 cents a day sewing Nikes. 17/10/19 20:51:23 |
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Let him who is without sin taste the first scone. 07/10/19 21:10:52 |
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Lose Weight Fast With This One Weird Trick 18/06/19 15:03:52 |
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16/06/19 23:04:24 |
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Caitlyn Jenner? --Troompa Loompa
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30/05/19 21:12:58 |
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New photos reveal black holes are actually square! 23/05/19 21:01:55 |
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Maybe she's born with it, 05/05/19 20:09:34 |
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From here things went downhill quickly. 30/04/19 21:47:28 |
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01/02/19 0:27:52 |
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sknaht. --Scrappy Doo
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Seasons Greetings from Homer Simpson's Nuts 23/12/18 0:36:59 |
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That one caught me out - I choked on my cup of tea! :D --Pussy Galore
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Star Wars 45: We just don't care anymore. 27/09/20 13:47:03 |
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"Don't tell him I'm a dude. It's a surprise." 23/09/20 13:16:22 |
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It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Swastika Guy! 10/09/20 21:15:09 |
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Not another ad for male enhancement! 07/09/20 23:04:10 |
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How many Amish does it take to change a candle? 06/09/20 0:58:17 |
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01/09/20 15:54:57 |
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The Knights Who Say Ni(Nickel) 31/08/20 1:20:14 |
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The straitjackets cut down brutality 40%. 30/08/20 0:33:30 |
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25/08/20 15:35:38 |
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Next thing they'll want to vote. 20/08/20 15:04:10 |
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"Put your shrimp on the Barbie!" 21/07/20 21:23:19 |
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17/07/20 14:05:37 |
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Right there, between the navel and the neck! --Karyn Harrison
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Still waiting for the Mexicans to pay for it. 16/07/20 15:04:54 |
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10/07/20 20:14:07 |
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So nice to ketchup with old friends. 09/07/20 14:45:35 |
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29/06/20 16:36:36 |
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Is your family member a Communist? 16/06/20 20:21:41 |
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Even if they're not, inform on them anyway to show your commitment and loyalty to the cause. Make Joe McCarthy proud. --Glyn Evans
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Those idiots. I ordered "No squirrels." 01/06/20 0:39:51 |
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The new Director of Pandemic Response 19/05/20 21:04:21 |
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♫ ♫ Who let the dog in? Who, who, who? ♫ ♫ 02/05/20 2:00:23 |
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"Screw the bread. I'm going for the eyeball!" 23/04/20 16:55:39 |
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Finally a way to shut up Trump. 09/04/20 2:13:22 |
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Unlike Melania this space is reserved. 05/04/20 23:43:37 |
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29/03/20 22:15:13 |
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Can't remember where I parked. 29/03/20 16:28:00 |
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Porn fetishes have gotten strangely specific. 05/03/20 13:54:11 |
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14/02/20 20:47:42 |
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This is a non-smoking flight. Put out that Camel. 03/02/20 20:19:27 |
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Bicycle Division reporting for duty! 17/01/20 22:41:57 |
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28/12/19 23:33:09 |
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It has less plastic than a real fish! 15/12/19 17:17:58 |
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It says here the train is coming at four fif-- 30/11/19 12:34:52 |
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The special effects in Dune were awful. 13/11/19 16:10:02 |
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Not sure how this helps breast cancer, but okay. 12/11/19 23:16:30 |
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I've heard them called tanks before. --James Lennox
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♫ ♫ Hoo! Pet the dog snout! . . . Hoo! . . . Hoo! Hoo! . . ♫ ♫ 24/09/19 20:05:07 |
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Do you know old MacDonald had a farm? Stop singing and clean the stables. 19/09/19 13:45:49 |
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And Mexico is going to pay for it. 10/08/19 1:14:42 |
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The new Volkswagon actually complies with emissions standards. 04/08/19 19:56:05 |
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Come on down to Lawsuit World! 19/07/19 15:07:51 |
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You know it's time to clean the sink when the hairball gains sentience. 28/06/19 18:20:13 |
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287 crashes caused by trying to read sign so far. 24/05/19 17:36:32 |
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But then how are we seeing this? 30/04/19 15:47:01 |
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Please tell me you're not wearing those socks with that bra. 18/01/19 21:40:19 |
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Won't look good with skid marks. 15/01/19 13:32:48 |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, 06/12/18 20:37:09 |
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The Christians were right. It's the Raptore! 05/12/18 15:21:55 |
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Pitching a tent the old fashioned way. 29/11/18 14:36:22 |
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Honey, do I look fat? Be honest. 04/11/18 21:34:41 |
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We're here. We're queer. Get used to it. 15/09/20 20:25:36 |
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Ask your doctor if Thorazine is right for you. 10/08/20 1:53:28 |
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I think that dog has been eaten by an alligator.
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Has anyone seen that lady walking her dog? [Scrijjy Doo]
Probably stops his brains from leaking out of his ears.
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The helmet does nothing! [Scrijjy Doo]
RESISTING WHAT EXACTLY?
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STOP RESISTING! [Scrijjy Doo]
The end.
(And the rest of her.)
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And then he ate her. [Scrijjy Doo]
Russia denies all drug taking allegations.
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Women's Balance Beam Gold Medalist, Russia. [Scrijjy Doo]
That must be the Constitution underneath.
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Trump Rally Straight Ahead [Scrijjy Doo]
Brilliant caption, and advice lol
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If she blows bubbles during sex, she's not that into you. [Scrijjy Doo]
Now he's more like Bruce Jenner (sorry, Caitlyn).
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Arnold ain't what he used to be. [Scrijjy Doo]
It's truly terrible how farmhands back then were silenced and left to the whims of the relative of powerful land owning local employer, Uncle Henry. And Dorothy still maintains today that the Scarecrow and the Tin man were treated strictly as "escorts", rather than as "escorts".
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Back then, sexual harassment was accepted. [Scrijjy Doo]
Or putting it up to your ear and talking into it.
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The worst part is getting it in your pocket. [Scrijjy Doo]