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Scrijjy Doo
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I suffered from depression for many years. From now on I'm going to enjoy it as much as possible. https://www.amazon.com/Be-Happy-Stupid-Scott-Evans-ebook/dp/B095Z3RVDK A policewoman with bipolar disorder and her partner, a germophobic German Shepherd who hacks computers, take on the 1%. https://scotttalbotevans.wixsite.com/prevention-force https://OneLineWonderland.wordpress.com https://ScottTalbotEvans.wordpress.com https://twitter.com/ScottTheWriter1
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09/04/19 4:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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Nothing like that first pee after hibernation. 27/04/21 20:49:07 |
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 12:14:48 |
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The Bitches of Eastwick 25/10/20 14:48:35 |
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01/11/20 13:20:19 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 20:18:35 |
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06/09/19 22:51:26 |
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🎵🎵 This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . 🎵🎵 06/08/19 5:12:19 |
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29/01/19 11:50:11 |
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That's one way to pick a winner. 21/07/21 20:31:35 |
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Everyone loves royal jelly, but no one wants to see how it's made. 02/06/21 15:43:29 |
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Yeah. I remember that episode, when the queen turns into a giant bee. --Glyn Evans
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12/10/20 22:25:36 |
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Some stereotypes are hard to shake. 23/08/20 20:58:36 |
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06/05/20 18:40:09 |
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03/05/20 22:59:12 |
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08/04/21 12:01:54 |
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"I promise. Every penny will go to booze." 11/02/21 20:42:10 |
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Judging from a previous picture every booze will go to Penny. --Willie Johnson
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30/01/21 16:10:02 |
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13/03/20 18:20:16 |
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03/02/20 18:16:08 |
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No wonder Santa has an insatiable appetite for milk and cookies. 26/12/19 20:23:57 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 12:53:21 |
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23/03/21 21:17:32 |
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"We will fight them on the beaches..." 16/03/21 20:22:12 |
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Young Winston? --Karyn Harrison
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Met at a Star Trek convention. Happily married 10 years. 21/10/20 20:32:52 |
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Google "Lady on Lady Action." You may be disappointed. 15/09/20 20:27:09 |
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19/08/20 21:12:00 |
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When you order a bride online you have to be very specific. 24/03/20 12:33:02 |
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26/12/19 8:08:59 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 13:58:15 |
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07/07/21 20:25:01 |
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Everything comes with free chips. 24/01/21 14:22:48 |
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02/02/20 20:57:34 |
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05/11/19 3:36:43 |
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🎵🎵 Who Left The Dog Stout? 🎵🎵 29/04/19 18:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'. --Karyn Harrison
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25/12/18 14:33:26 |
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It was all fun and games until he tried to wash the toaster. 23/06/21 21:38:33 |
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28/04/21 8:03:14 |
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14/04/21 20:56:03 |
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Horoscope: Stay away from Aries. 29/03/21 20:07:14 |
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She did that’s Capricorn. --Neil Mackenzie
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18/11/20 17:46:30 |
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Nobody expects the British Dental Association! 28/08/20 0:44:20 |
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04/08/20 14:39:12 |
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Hey kid. Wanna buy some quack? 29/07/20 20:35:28 |
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"Yes but it has to be quick. I'm only interested in quick quack. It's a quirk of mine." --Willie Johnson
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16/06/20 14:40:24 |
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He doesn't have insurance. Put it back! Put it back! 24/02/20 15:06:00 |
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The problem with "ultimate" is you can only do it once. 19/02/20 13:35:47 |
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When an elf reaches puberty, Santa kicks it out onto the streets. 11/02/20 0:00:37 |
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That's not very saintly! --Karyn Harrison
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13/12/19 12:57:23 |
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11/11/19 22:06:00 |
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08/10/19 10:44:36 |
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It's covered in bits of Yorkie! --Karyn Harrison
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16/09/19 20:44:13 |
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19/08/19 13:26:47 |
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If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman. --Dave Bryan
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15/08/19 20:11:26 |
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26/02/19 13:43:31 |
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Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE! 14/01/19 22:21:54 |
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15,000 channels, but nothing good is on. 02/07/21 17:21:01 |
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"Can you write faster? I'm in kind of a hurry." 29/06/21 21:55:32 |
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"Hey, this isn't a fast food place - even though it looks like I'm taking your order." --Willie Johnson
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07/06/21 20:47:39 |
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09/05/21 14:52:13 |
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07/05/21 20:07:17 |
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The only thing I hate more than Nazis is double Nazis. 23/12/20 20:08:03 |
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I find Quadruple Nazis enchanting, the whole regime collapses! --Glyn Evans
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Pamela Anderson has really gone downhill. 15/12/20 2:12:19 |
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Lady, I know you've got a fish under there. 09/11/20 13:09:46 |
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"Did I mention I was vegan?" 13/09/20 0:46:17 |
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"Stop being such a baby. It's just a tiny mind control chip." 10/08/20 21:09:49 |
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This would make more sense if they had a TV. 23/07/20 0:19:01 |
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The climate change conference must be around here somewhere. 14/07/20 20:38:48 |
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12/07/20 2:30:19 |
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We could have put up a cover, but we went with the sign. 29/06/20 2:44:05 |
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Incontinence Hotline, can you hold? 25/04/20 3:54:12 |
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Unfortunately, no. --James Lennox
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22/12/19 22:04:10 |
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26/10/19 14:14:22 |
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07/07/19 13:43:53 |
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For this shot, I recommend a wedge. 14/04/19 20:01:58 |
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Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms. 03/03/19 14:24:54 |
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What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party. 19/11/18 13:08:40 |
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15/07/21 20:42:00 |
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02/06/21 20:11:58 |
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Wife's a bitch and then you die. --Willie Johnson
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Blood-soaked Rifle for Sale, never fired. 18/04/21 20:20:12 |
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I'm no doctor, but I'd say gonorrhea. 16/04/21 14:38:24 |
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07/04/21 18:22:45 |
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29/03/21 11:15:14 |
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"Did I mention I once killed a guy for spilling coffee on my shirt?" 08/03/21 15:22:03 |
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We prefer "interspecies relationship" to "deer f#cker." 21/02/21 21:18:02 |
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"Haha: Get a ROOM-inant." --Greg Curtis
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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing." 09/02/21 21:21:44 |
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01/02/21 13:02:06 |
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So the colour will not fade away. --Dave Bryan
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03/11/20 11:55:01 |
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"Don't change shirts. I'll just close my eyes." 07/10/20 14:15:08 |
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The worst part is getting it in your pocket. 06/10/20 13:46:40 |
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Or putting it up to your ear and talking into it. --Willie Johnson
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05/10/20 20:21:17 |
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If she blows bubbles during sex, she's not that into you. 14/09/20 20:23:25 |
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Brilliant caption, and advice lol :-D --Glyn Evans
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Well I'll be darned. The vaccine DID cause autism! 04/09/20 21:00:05 |
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That's one way to put your tray table in the upright position. 31/08/20 21:23:07 |
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24/06/20 18:24:08 |
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I can make at least 5 facemasks from that outfit. 05/05/20 15:20:18 |
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Explaining universal health care to a Trump supporter. 28/03/20 0:56:23 |
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30/12/19 22:35:53 |
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Knock, knock. 13/12/19 20:09:34 |
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That pink hair is getting me hot. Lock the wheels on your walker. 12/12/19 14:40:11 |
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Frankly I don't want to keep up with the Kardashians. 19/11/19 22:38:23 |
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Once you go paca, you never go backa. 09/09/19 21:20:02 |
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There's nothing funny about vaginal tearing. 02/07/19 20:26:52 |
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Thanks! I've been looking for a way to get fatter. 16/06/19 17:44:59 |
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Vote for this caption or the baby gets it! 13/06/19 0:26:47 |
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Could be the movie or the book, or a Pennywise doll.. --stone face
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You're giving the dog too much food. 11/06/19 15:16:15 |
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Does the urogenital opening match the drapes? 09/06/19 16:00:37 |
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07/06/19 13:13:07 |
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"What banana skiiiinnnn?" --Troompa Loompa
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We are the knights who make soup. 26/04/19 12:32:43 |
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"Did you try jiggling the handle?" 01/07/21 1:21:48 |
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Crash Fatality Ken sold separately. 18/05/21 1:30:07 |
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11/05/21 20:16:30 |
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This brolly will self-destruct in...oh, there didn't even need to be a prompt, never mind. --Glyn Evans
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Keeping Up with the Crocodilians 09/05/21 20:05:15 |
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30/04/21 15:45:06 |
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Why don't kids ever threaten anyone with their Mum? - Mum's can be just as lethal - I mean they don't say Mum's the word for no reason. --Glyn Evans
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"Point out the one that humped your leg." 25/04/21 20:08:04 |
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Nobody likes Karl the Human Swastika. 11/03/21 20:13:45 |
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Always get references from the person performing your circumcision. 26/02/21 13:37:09 |
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10/02/21 20:52:42 |
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Condom? It was more of a dirigible! (albeit a dribbling one) --Mauris Iocus
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09/02/21 12:53:35 |
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"Give me your racists, your ignorant, your violent yearning to beat freely." 24/01/21 13:38:07 |
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The Leader of the Free World and Richard Nixon 19/01/21 20:48:46 |
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Menopause was hard on Gary Oldman. 15/12/20 20:31:52 |
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Wo-menopause? --Willie Johnson
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March to Stop the Spread of Coronavirus 13/11/20 13:33:03 |
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27/10/20 11:26:04 |
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Dear Santa, 12/10/20 15:53:50 |
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Parallel Parking, You're Doing It Wrong 08/09/20 20:08:53 |
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The good news: There is beer in hell. 01/09/20 20:50:03 |
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12/08/20 9:57:42 |
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🎵 ♬ Nobody knows . . . the bubbles I've seen. 🎵 ♬ 09/08/20 20:49:56 |
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Socialized medicine has its drawbacks. 07/08/20 14:28:21 |
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Would have been on time if I hadn't stopped to paint this. 04/07/20 14:11:03 |
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If someone serviced my valve I'd drop everything too. 26/06/20 20:20:06 |
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Contact number please. --Flo .
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Who says white people can't dance? 19/05/20 19:39:32 |
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Having a trophy wife is not as great as it sounds. 29/01/20 14:38:34 |
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The royals are a strange bunch. 24/01/20 16:46:08 |
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I was considering this but thought the better of it. You are a bold person. I hope you get lots of votes (and not too much hate). --Willie Johnson
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Number 3, officer. That's the one that pinched my bum! 05/01/20 21:29:32 |
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What is it with flightless birds? --Karyn Harrison
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"And let's add a happy little wolf here." 29/11/19 20:37:03 |
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Thanks, but I don't swing that way. 08/11/19 18:05:42 |
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31/10/19 21:09:54 |
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Amish porn is not for everyone. 25/10/19 18:28:04 |
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This is all he can afford on 3 cents a day sewing Nikes. 17/10/19 20:51:23 |
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Let him who is without sin taste the first scone. 07/10/19 21:10:52 |
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Lose Weight Fast With This One Weird Trick 18/06/19 15:03:52 |
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16/06/19 23:04:24 |
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Caitlyn Jenner? --Troompa Loompa
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New photos reveal black holes are actually square! 23/05/19 21:01:55 |
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Maybe she's born with it, 05/05/19 20:09:34 |
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From here things went downhill quickly. 30/04/19 21:47:28 |
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01/02/19 0:27:52 |
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sknaht. --Scrappy Doo
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Seasons Greetings from Homer Simpson's Nuts 23/12/18 0:36:59 |
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That one caught me out - I choked on my cup of tea! :D --Pussy Galore
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Mental Note: Buy mint dog biscuits. Tue 21:48:56 |
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08/07/21 12:04:59 |
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So sad when Herbie got hooked on meth. 05/07/21 13:55:36 |
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29/06/21 16:48:02 |
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Thanks Willie. I love subtle captions, but this one may have slipped past me without your comment. --James Lennox
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"Hey Reggie! There's a group of fat virgins making jokes about us." 18/06/21 20:03:17 |
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What? There's another caption group using the same pictures? --Willie Johnson
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15/06/21 20:26:01 |
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"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE M$THERF$CKING BADGERS ON THIS M$THERF$CKING PLAIN!" 14/06/21 16:33:13 |
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"I can fix it, but it'll cost 900 sugar cubes." 17/05/21 14:25:34 |
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"See. Trickle down does work." 11/05/21 20:15:47 |
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Who says colonoscopies can't be fun? 01/05/21 16:04:23 |
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Mine is in 3 hours. I'll let you know. --Scrijjy Doo
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26/04/21 20:15:47 |
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"I picked the wrong day for tuna cologne." 18/04/21 20:20:51 |
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Thrilla? --Willie Johnson
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🎵 Take the last trans to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station.... 🎵
1:01pm
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The Trans [Scrijjy Doo]
And those are just his good points.
2:08pm
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Donald Trump's head exploded when he saw this. [Scrijjy Doo]
He got enough good points to become President. What I find funny about this "Stop the Steal" nonsense is are Tory Republican voters secretly telling us that it wasn't Biden's ballot that was rigged but Trump's? Or did he win fair and square?
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Donald Trump's head exploded when he saw this. [Scrijjy Doo]
What? There's another caption group using the same pictures?
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"Hey Reggie! There's a group of fat virgins making jokes about us." [Scrijjy Doo]
I'll never understand quantum mechanics.
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I'll never understand cricket. [Scrijjy Doo]
Monty Python reference? Great stuff.
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It's... [Scrijjy Doo]
Thanks Willie. I love subtle captions, but this one may have slipped past me without your comment.
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It's... [Scrijjy Doo]
"Hey, this isn't a fast food place - even though it looks like I'm taking your order."
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"Can you write faster? I'm in kind of a hurry." [Scrijjy Doo]
"Can you tell me how to get, how to get to...."
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"Can you direct me to the adult diapers?" [Scrijjy Doo]
"Get out of the costume and step away from the penguin, Cosby."
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After release, Cosby is a changed man. [Scrijjy Doo]