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	clever Cannibal Lecture 27/01/23 12:10:28	28

	clever x3 The Abdominal Doughman 09/04/19 4:05:51	3 25
Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
	creative Crocodile Undie 18/06/23 13:08:46	24

	Chariots of Fryer 18/03/24 20:02:12	22

	Sigourney Wiener 27/09/23 20:04:37	20

	lol x2 clever All she wanted was to have a nice picnic, AND NOW SHE'S DEAD! 01/11/22 12:03:59	5 20
Still laughing about this several months later. :) --Al Overy
	Give us this day our doily bread. 04/02/24 20:04:02	19


lol x2 02/05/22 20:06:01		19 19
Congratulations, Scrijjy! A fairytale ending. --Al Overy
	Bathroom Scales 15/07/23 20:00:52, edited: 15/07/23 20:01:18	18

	I told you not to pick at it. 05/07/22 12:05:38	18

	Nothing like that first pee after hibernation. 27/04/21 20:49:07	18

	lol The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 12:14:48	18

	Just Desserts Tue 20:00:31	17

	Praywatch 08/04/24 20:01:09	17

	Moby Brick 28/03/24 20:09:45	17

	I smelt something cooking. 13/01/24 20:03:03	17

	Bean & Jerry's 28/10/23 20:04:05	17

	"Coffee, and step on it!" 19/06/23 20:01:09	17

	lol Broke Butt Mountain 27/05/23 22:03:20	17

	clever Herr of the Dog 15/05/23 20:02:22	17

	creative The Ministry of Silly Talks 21/11/22 16:17:45	17

	His Royal Thighness 19/08/21 13:41:14	17

	Aquaducked 07/02/21 20:02:39	17

	clever Air Jardins 23/03/24 20:29:03	16

	"Thar she blows!" 25/01/24 20:07:33, edited: 25/01/24 20:08:00	16

	Seems great at first, then gets used as coat rack. 30/12/23 20:02:45	2 16
Just bung it over next to the exercise bike. If you can find it underneath all the clothes. --Karen Oakenfull
	"Fake Mews!" 02/10/23 20:00:41	16

	The Deli Lama 22/09/23 20:03:24	1 16
Make me one with everything. --Brian Butterfield
	"They laugh now, but when someone needs a color pencil..." 25/07/23 20:05:40	16

	lol Sofa King Uncomfortable 27/03/23 13:13:47	16

	Cops and Lobbers 12/03/23 20:08:19, edited: 12/03/23 20:16:12	16

	Charred Drive 08/03/23 20:02:54	16

	"I wished for my bollocks back." 27/12/22 13:32:49, edited: 27/12/22 13:34:16	1 16

	lol Who says euthanasia can't be fun? 17/11/22 8:03:23	16

	For Children 6 to 666 19/10/22 20:07:37	16

	♫ ♬ ♩ There is... a mouse...in New Orleans...♫ ♬ ♩ 25/06/22 15:34:29	16

	Table for two please. 31/07/20 14:48:12	16

	His condition was terminal. 21/03/24 20:02:06	15

	Adult Happy Meal 09/12/23 20:06:33	15

	"This bench in loving memory of all those suffering from OCD." 28/08/23 20:06:47	15

	🎵Let's get digital, digital 🎵 10/07/23 20:03:07	15

	How old they will be when they pay off their student loans. 16/06/23 20:53:23	15

	Never bring a laser pointer to an axe fight. 15/04/23 20:13:15	15

	lol Bedknobs and Zoom Sticks 22/03/23 20:17:25	15

	5 out of 2 Dentists Recommend 18/01/23 20:11:37, edited: 18/01/23 20:12:15	15

	"Are the earrings too much?" 02/11/22 20:06:09	15

	"Nobody wears the same dress as me!" 25/02/22 22:27:30	15

	lol CAN'T YOU READ?! 05/01/22 20:01:08	15

	clever Are you sure you have 5 years experience? 20/10/21 8:38:21	15

	The Bitches of Eastwick nod to 8:17:54 and/or 12:07:32 25/10/20 14:48:35	1 15

	Booty Call 20/03/24 11:36:43	14

	clever x2 Sometimes the bird flips you. 13/03/24 12:11:44	14

	Antchester United 17/01/24 20:07:26	14

	Robert Implant 17/01/24 8:03:05	14

	Ben and Jerry don't talk about their sister. 01/01/24 20:14:54	14

	Domestic Cat 14/12/23 20:02:37	14

	lol "Very funny, guys. Now put the ladder back." 19/09/23 20:17:48	14

	Holy Mackerel! 11/08/23 20:01:23	14

	CHOMP! SLURP! SMACK! 15/05/23 12:15:31, edited: 15/05/23 12:16:18	14

	clever Did Will Smith hit you hard? 09/04/22 6:46:13	14

	But when I do it, I'm a terrible person. 06/12/21 12:56:21	14

	To be fair "sit" and "shit" sound pretty similar. 01/09/21 21:05:24	14

	lol x2 clever The Dying Scotsman 01/11/20 13:20:19	14

	lol Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 20:18:35	14

	lol clever Be the tennis ball. 06/09/19 22:51:26	14

	lol 🎵🎵 This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . 🎵🎵 06/08/19 5:12:19	14

	To the twat cave! 29/01/19 11:50:11	14

	Run. Don't Wok. 18/03/24 20:02:48	13

	Dunk Driving 13/03/24 20:04:37	13

	Southern Taco Belle 10/03/24 20:05:11	13

	Take all your feelings and dreams and lock them in these airtight containers. 22/02/24 20:01:40	13

	The Jackin Five 20/10/23 20:06:31, edited: 20/10/23 20:06:45	13

	Party Animal 14/07/23 20:14:31	13

	"Just my luck, it's flush hour." 13/03/23 20:12:56	13

	"I found your contact, Mr. Gulliver." 21/02/23 20:05:05	13

	He wanted to be buried in his tank. 25/12/22 20:13:55	13

	Rat Leaves Sinking Ship 10/11/22 12:04:37	13

	lol clever Disney totally ruined Saw. 08/10/22 20:07:23	13

	Shellfie 08/09/22 12:09:21	1 13

	Trust me. There is a cat in this picture. 07/08/22 20:02:22	5 13
I can cope with a cat but hope there isn't an OnAdventureWithDad's baby in that sandwich. --Stephen Bean
	I knew those mushrooms tasted funny. 06/01/22 20:03:31	1 13
That's why they're on caption.me. Now if we could only make some captions taste funny. --Willie Johnson
	She's ready for aural sex. 07/12/21 20:05:41	13

	That's one way to pick a winner. 21/07/21 20:31:35	13

	Cancerole again? 16/08/19 20:57:26	13

	Windshield Wipurr 11/01/19 12:24:25	13

	Vinedalism 26/11/18 8:22:03	13

	"I don't remember eating that." 17/04/24 20:00:59	12

	🎵 They did the Monster Ash 🎵 21/02/24 20:05:40	12

	We're gonna need a bigger throat. 25/01/24 20:01:05	12

	Before and Drafter 12/12/23 20:01:19	12

	Arrested for Stalking 14/11/23 12:08:14	1 12

	"Lamb chop!" 27/10/23 20:04:19	1 12

	Feline Groovy 07/07/23 12:02:58	12

	"I'm late. I'm late, for a very important court date." 24/06/23 20:08:39	12

	Keith Richards needs to stop. 31/05/23 20:04:44	12

	The Groan Ranger 27/05/23 22:28:01	12

	Hair of the Dog 23/12/22 12:01:57	12

	lol At checkout, the laser scanner drove Cuddles beserk. 14 dead. 04/08/22 13:41:07	12

	You idiot! I said, "ICE!" 01/07/22 12:39:09	12

	Twas the fight before Christmas, and all through the house... 02/12/21 20:40:46	12