Scrijjy Doo
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| Captions | 31 | 23 | #21 | 31 | 23 | #21 | 5886 | 5345 | #43 |
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| Comments | 2 | 2 | #3 | 2 | 2 | #3 | 481 | 329 | #22 |
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caption quota: 29
caption votes given since joining: 12,804
comment quota: 11
comment votes given since joining: 49
privatemessage quota: 10
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09/04/19 4:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old.
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02/05/22 20:06:01 |
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Congratulations, Scrijjy! A fairytale ending.
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05/07/22 12:05:38 |
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Nothing like that first pee after hibernation. 27/04/21 20:49:07 |
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 12:14:48 |
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19/08/21 13:41:14 |
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07/02/21 20:02:39 |
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♫ ♬ ♩ There is... a mouse...in New Orleans...♫ ♬ ♩ 25/06/22 15:34:29 |
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31/07/20 14:48:12 |
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"Nobody wears the same dress as me!" 25/02/22 22:27:30 |
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05/01/22 20:01:08 |
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Are you sure you have 5 years experience? 20/10/21 8:38:21 |
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The Bitches of Eastwick 25/10/20 14:48:35 |
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09/04/22 6:46:13 |
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But when I do it, I'm a terrible person. 06/12/21 12:56:21 |
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To be fair "sit" and "shit" sound pretty similar. 01/09/21 21:05:24 |
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01/11/20 13:20:19 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 20:18:35 |
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06/09/19 22:51:26 |
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🎵🎵 This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . 🎵🎵 06/08/19 5:12:19 |
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29/01/19 11:50:11 |
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08/09/22 12:09:21 |
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Trust me. There is a cat in this picture. 07/08/22 20:02:22 |
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I can cope with a cat but hope there isn't an OnAdventureWithDad's baby in that sandwich.
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I knew those mushrooms tasted funny. 06/01/22 20:03:31 |
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That's why they're on caption.me. Now if we could only make some captions taste funny.
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07/12/21 20:05:41 |
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That's one way to pick a winner. 21/07/21 20:31:35 |
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16/08/19 20:57:26 |
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11/01/19 12:24:25 |
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26/11/18 8:22:03 |
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At checkout, the laser scanner drove Cuddles beserk. 14 dead. 04/08/22 13:41:07 |
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01/07/22 12:39:09 |
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Twas the fight before Christmas, 02/12/21 20:40:46 |
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Incontinence Hotline? No, I CAN'T HOLD! 27/10/21 12:34:00 |
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It's a little embarrassing when you have to ask your grandkids how to work the marital aids. 13/08/21 13:28:04 |
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Everyone loves royal jelly, but no one wants to see how it's made. 02/06/21 15:43:29 |
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Yeah. I remember that episode, when the queen turns into a giant bee.
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01/02/21 20:22:12 |
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12/10/20 22:25:36 |
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Some stereotypes are hard to shake. 23/08/20 20:58:36 |
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06/05/20 18:40:09 |
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03/05/20 22:59:12 |
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Where's a beachcomber when you need one? 13/09/22 20:07:24 |
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20/06/22 20:04:30 |
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It sounds like cisternitis.
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There are no winners in strip poker. 01/02/22 10:19:20 |
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To me, it looked like it ended before it began.
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08/04/21 12:01:54 |
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"I promise. Every penny will go to booze." 11/02/21 20:42:10 |
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Judging from a previous picture every booze will go to Penny.
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30/01/21 16:10:02 |
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13/03/20 18:20:16 |
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03/02/20 18:16:08 |
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No wonder Santa has an insatiable appetite for milk and cookies. 26/12/19 20:23:57 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 12:53:21 |
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08/07/22 20:03:17 |
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01/06/22 20:08:24 |
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23/03/21 21:17:32 |
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"We will fight them on the beaches..." 16/03/21 20:22:12 |
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Young Winston?
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Met at a Star Trek convention. Happily married 10 years. 21/10/20 20:32:52 |
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Google "Lady on Lady Action." You may be disappointed. 15/09/20 20:27:09 |
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19/08/20 21:12:00 |
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When you order a bride online you have to be very specific. 24/03/20 12:33:02 |
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26/12/19 8:08:59 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 13:58:15 |
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24/06/22 20:06:39 |
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On second thought maybe I won't go down on you. 22/06/22 20:01:59 |
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The prostitutes just aren't trying anymore. 29/04/22 20:18:29 |
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31/01/22 15:46:51 |
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04/01/22 13:36:42 |
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07/07/21 20:25:01 |
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Everything comes with free chips. 24/01/21 14:22:48 |
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02/02/20 20:57:34 |
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05/11/19 3:36:43 |
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29/04/19 18:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'.
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25/12/18 14:33:26 |
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Gynecologists deploy into Kardashian Zone. 20/07/22 20:09:31 |
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01/05/22 20:03:27 |
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For Pete's sake put on a mask! 31/01/22 20:33:01 |
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For everyone else's sake too.
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"You idiot. I said, "Have fun at the PLAY CENTER." 03/12/21 12:41:08 |
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29/11/21 12:11:09 |
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25/11/21 23:39:06 |
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Now thank Jesus and add generously to the collection plate
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Some fetishes are oddly specific. 11/10/21 14:12:44 |
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It was all fun and games until he tried to wash the toaster. 23/06/21 21:38:33 |
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28/04/21 8:03:14 |
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14/04/21 20:56:03 |
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Horoscope: Stay away from Aries. 29/03/21 20:07:14 |
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She did that’s Capricorn.
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18/11/20 17:46:30 |
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Nobody expects the British Dental Association! 28/08/20 0:44:20 |
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04/08/20 14:39:12 |
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Hey kid. Wanna buy some quack? 29/07/20 20:35:28 |
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"Yes but it has to be quick. I'm only interested in quick quack. It's a quirk of mine."
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16/06/20 14:40:24 |
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He doesn't have insurance. Put it back! Put it back! 24/02/20 15:06:00 |
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The problem with "ultimate" is you can only do it once. 19/02/20 13:35:47 |
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When an elf reaches puberty, Santa kicks it out onto the streets. 11/02/20 0:00:37 |
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That's not very saintly!
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13/12/19 12:57:23 |
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22/11/19 18:09:38 |
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11/11/19 22:06:00 |
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08/10/19 10:44:36 |
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It's covered in bits of Yorkie!
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16/09/19 20:44:13 |
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19/08/19 13:26:47 |
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If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman.
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15/08/19 20:11:26 |
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07/05/19 13:39:37 |
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20/04/19 12:20:46 |
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20/03/19 22:44:05 |
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Hang on! I resemble that remark!
8:08pm
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Avoid puns. They are the refuge of the feebleminded. [Scrijjy Doo]
Now you're just Bean mean.
6:49am
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Avoid puns. They are the refuge of the feebleminded. [Scrijjy Doo]
I had to vote for this caption, if only so people know it wasn't mine
11:25pm
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Avoid puns. They are the refuge of the feebleminded. [Scrijjy Doo]
Um, no... 'this' is the caption people. Those captions with more votes?... No. They represent multiple account holders voting on their own shit, because 'this' is the caption.
It just is.
You'll see.
1:28am
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Still can't find the clitoris. [Scrijjy Doo]
Yeah, I agree. I wouldn't sleep with him either.
I need some sort of visual incentive to tell me how valuable he would be to me for me to sleep with him.
I'm not superficial but in this case I think I have to be. He's not even wearing any bling.
9:03am
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The Least Interesting Man in the World [Scrijjy Doo]
Don't quit Salman, I wouldn't. I'd write another book and dedicate it to my attacker saying that he prompted me to write another book.
It's only fair. It's his justification for an attack in the name of radicalised religion.
9:14am
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Salman Rushdie just doesn't know when to quit. [Scrijjy Doo]
Perhaps a nod to 20.00.10
7:54am
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by Forrest Dump [Scrijjy Doo]
Sorry. I didn't see 20.00.10.
2:05am
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by Forrest Dump [Scrijjy Doo]
If you've voted for this caption but not for for Mon 20:00:10, please consider voting for both.
5:58pm
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by Forrest Dump [Scrijjy Doo]
You need shellp!
8:33pm
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Shellfie [Scrijjy Doo]