Scrijjy Doo
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27/01/23 12:10:28 |
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09/04/19 3:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old.
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All she wanted was to have a nice picnic, AND NOW SHE'S DEAD! 01/11/22 12:03:59 |
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I like tight little stories like this : )
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02/05/22 19:06:01 |
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Congratulations, Scrijjy! A fairytale ending.
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05/07/22 11:05:38 |
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Nothing like that first pee after hibernation. 27/04/21 19:49:07 |
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 11:14:48 |
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21/11/22 16:17:45 |
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19/08/21 12:41:14 |
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07/02/21 20:02:39 |
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"I wished for my bollocks back." 27/12/22 13:32:49, edited: 27/12/22 13:34:16 |
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Who says euthanasia can't be fun? 17/11/22 8:03:23 |
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19/10/22 19:07:37 |
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♫ ♬ ♩ There is... a mouse...in New Orleans...♫ ♬ ♩ 25/06/22 14:34:29 |
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31/07/20 13:48:12 |
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18/01/23 20:11:37, edited: 18/01/23 20:12:15 |
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02/11/22 20:06:09 |
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"Nobody wears the same dress as me!" 25/02/22 22:27:30 |
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05/01/22 20:01:08 |
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Are you sure you have 5 years experience? 20/10/21 7:38:21 |
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The Bitches of Eastwick 25/10/20 14:48:35 |
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09/04/22 5:46:13 |
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But when I do it, I'm a terrible person. 06/12/21 12:56:21 |
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To be fair "sit" and "shit" sound pretty similar. 01/09/21 20:05:24 |
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01/11/20 13:20:19 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 19:18:35 |
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06/09/19 21:51:26 |
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🎵🎵 This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . 🎵🎵 06/08/19 4:12:19 |
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29/01/19 11:50:11 |
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He wanted to be buried in his tank. 25/12/22 20:13:55 |
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10/11/22 12:04:37 |
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08/10/22 19:07:23 |
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08/09/22 11:09:21 |
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Trust me. There is a cat in this picture. 07/08/22 19:02:22 |
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I can cope with a cat but hope there isn't an OnAdventureWithDad's baby in that sandwich.
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I knew those mushrooms tasted funny. 06/01/22 20:03:31 |
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That's why they're on caption.me. Now if we could only make some captions taste funny.
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07/12/21 20:05:41 |
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That's one way to pick a winner. 21/07/21 19:31:35 |
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16/08/19 19:57:26 |
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11/01/19 12:24:25 |
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26/11/18 8:22:03 |
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23/12/22 12:01:57 |
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At checkout, the laser scanner drove Cuddles beserk. 14 dead. 04/08/22 12:41:07 |
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01/07/22 11:39:09 |
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Twas the fight before Christmas, 02/12/21 20:40:46 |
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Incontinence Hotline? No, I CAN'T HOLD! 27/10/21 11:34:00 |
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It's a little embarrassing when you have to ask your grandkids how to work the marital aids. 13/08/21 12:28:04 |
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Everyone loves royal jelly, but no one wants to see how it's made. 02/06/21 14:43:29 |
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Yeah. I remember that episode, when the queen turns into a giant bee.
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01/02/21 20:22:12 |
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12/10/20 21:25:36 |
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Some stereotypes are hard to shake. 23/08/20 19:58:36 |
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06/05/20 17:40:09 |
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03/05/20 21:59:12 |
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27/01/23 12:12:50 |
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11/01/23 20:02:12 |
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03/01/23 12:03:36 |
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18/12/22 20:06:54 |
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Halloween 09/10/22 19:03:47 |
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Where's a beachcomber when you need one? 13/09/22 19:07:24 |
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20/06/22 19:04:30 |
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It sounds like cisternitis.
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There are no winners in strip poker. 01/02/22 10:19:20 |
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To me, it looked like it ended before it began.
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08/04/21 11:01:54 |
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"I promise. Every penny will go to booze." 11/02/21 20:42:10 |
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Judging from a previous picture every booze will go to Penny.
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30/01/21 16:10:02 |
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13/03/20 18:20:16 |
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03/02/20 18:16:08 |
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No wonder Santa has an insatiable appetite for milk and cookies. 26/12/19 20:23:57 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 11:53:21 |
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French Army Doing Military Drills 03/01/23 12:01:11 |
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Looks like they have a lot Toulouse.I'll show myself out...
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08/07/22 19:03:17 |
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01/06/22 19:08:24 |
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23/03/21 21:17:32 |
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"We will fight them on the beaches..." 16/03/21 20:22:12 |
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Young Winston?
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Met at a Star Trek convention. Happily married 10 years. 21/10/20 19:32:52 |
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Google "Lady on Lady Action." You may be disappointed. 15/09/20 19:27:09 |
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19/08/20 20:12:00 |
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When you order a bride online you have to be very specific. 24/03/20 12:33:02 |
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26/12/19 8:08:59 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 12:58:15 |
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19/01/23 17:06:53 |
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That's not how you wind a clock, you idiot! 02/01/23 2:19:17 |
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24/06/22 19:06:39 |
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On second thought maybe I won't go down on you. 22/06/22 19:01:59 |
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The prostitutes just aren't trying anymore. 29/04/22 19:18:29 |
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31/01/22 15:46:51 |
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04/01/22 13:36:42 |
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07/07/21 19:25:01 |
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Everything comes with free chips. 24/01/21 14:22:48 |
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02/02/20 20:57:34 |
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05/11/19 3:36:43 |
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29/04/19 17:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'.
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25/12/18 14:33:26 |
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♫ ♪ ♬ The wheels of the Van Go round and round ♫ ♪ ♬ 29/01/23 20:00:35 |
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"Would you like lies with that?" 22/01/23 20:01:29 |
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26/12/22 20:00:43 |
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Sir, that's not what we mean by "upright position." 11/12/22 20:02:36 |
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"He's mine and you can't have him!" 04/12/22 20:01:32 |
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Gynecologists deploy into Kardashian Zone. 20/07/22 19:09:31 |
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01/05/22 19:03:27 |
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For Pete's sake put on a mask! 31/01/22 20:33:01 |
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For everyone else's sake too.
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"You idiot. I said, "Have fun at the PLAY CENTER." 03/12/21 12:41:08 |
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Excellent!
8:13pm
comment on caption:
Tron Travolta [Scrijjy Doo]
We should terminate her
9:09pm
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Enough plastic surgery, Cher! [Scrijjy Doo]
Underrated!! Best one so far IMO!
8:50am
comment on caption:
Tron Travolta [Scrijjy Doo]
"I told him they're invisible. I don't think he's buying it."
5:08am
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"I wished for my bollocks back." [Scrijjy Doo]
Thanks, Julia.
1:18am
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Tron Travolta [Scrijjy Doo]
I'm no plumber, but maybe it's John Cold-drain?
:^)
8:25pm
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John Cold Main [Scrijjy Doo]
Then they opened fire: all blancs.
12:27pm
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French Army Doing Military Drills [Scrijjy Doo]
Looks like they have a lot Toulouse.
I'll show myself out...
2:05pm
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French Army Doing Military Drills [Scrijjy Doo]
That looks more like the Black Power salute.
And then there's White Power and their salute (which was a Roman salute).
It's funny how these are the only two power salutes that are projected on to a skin color as a means of showing solidarity, unless I'm much mistaken? 🤔
Rather than inclusiveness I always thought all these silly things did was create cliquey divisiveness
8:50am
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I can't keep up with all these new-fangled white supremacist hand signs. [Scrijjy Doo]
or the arse before the cart
3:23pm
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Putting the horse before the cart. [Scrijjy Doo]