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Scrappy Doo

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26/11/18 8:22:03

What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party.

19/11/18 13:08:40

01/12/18 14:57:46

He's on a steak out

30/11/18 20:05:06

17/11/18 23:49:58

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When emissions testing we deceive.

Thu 20:37:09

The Christians were right. It's the Raptore!

Wed 15:21:55

Pitching a tent the old fashioned way.

29/11/18 14:36:22

Kitten Garden Cop

28/11/18 15:09:19

See hues later, alligator.

25/11/18 13:51:53

Honey, do I look fat? Be honest.

04/11/18 21:34:41

Introducing the 2019 Vulva.

02/12/18 20:02:10

Bo Derek has not aged well.

21/11/18 13:38:10

Gentrification has hit gopher holes pretty hard.

20/11/18 14:17:36

17/11/18 23:45:56

17/11/18 14:41:06

Maybe someone should stop making jokes and call the Fire Department.

16/11/18 10:44:14

I'd rather see her topless.

28/10/18 21:35:49

In hindsight, the snowman menorah was a terrible idea.

Fri 20:03:11

Pterostackedtyls

Wed 12:51:52

Cardbird Cutout

29/11/18 20:09:50

Do you think you could help hold this thing, you lazy cow?

29/11/18 14:36:52

No, I can still see your herpes.

29/11/18 14:31:29

I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geisha.

25/11/18 1:15:32

16/11/18 20:05:23

I've always wanted to visit the Grout Wall of Whiner. --Crunchy Chords

What is the sound of one heel clicking?

09/11/18 13:45:27

Heather Mills? --Michael Winner

Wipe your nose Steve!

07/11/18 13:50:23

His reaction to being told about combs.

07/11/18 8:09:32

Saute on permanent press for 5 minutes. Add lemon and serve.

23/10/18 19:48:56

♫ ♫ There must have been some steroids in that old silk hat they found. ♫ ♫

Fri 21:47:22

Frosty has roid rage.

Fri 21:44:42

I always have trouble perpendicular parking.

Fri 12:48:47

The Cane Scrutiny

Wed 11:25:57

♫ ♫ Just sit right back, and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this penguin ship. ♫ ♫

Tue 20:16:14

Global warming, my ass!

Tue 20:00:57

Tue 11:29:13

Stairway To Hooven

03/12/18 20:40:00

But does the carpet match the drapes?

03/12/18 11:21:15

I'm gonna drink til the cows come home.

30/11/18 20:03:23

Most prostitutes don't wear an actual price tag, but Barbie is not most prostitutes.

29/11/18 0:20:31

Look, a kitty cot!

26/11/18 15:23:57

I'm not getting on that broken down old thing.
What about the bench?

25/11/18 20:05:02

This place has the ugliest hookers.

24/11/18 21:11:35

I know who's getting a turtleneck sweater this Christmas!

23/11/18 20:24:21

What do you get when you cross a turtle with an ostrich?
I don't know, but it just bit my nuts off!

23/11/18 20:04:25

You idiot. I said Quarter pounder with CHEESE.

19/11/18 20:44:52

17/11/18 23:42:12

17/11/18 22:33:27

16/11/18 20:03:25

A room with a view?

14/11/18 20:02:23

last comments (total: 2)

Heather Mills?

10/11/18
9:02am

comment on caption:
What is the sound of one heel clicking? [Scrappy Doo]

I've always wanted to visit the Grout Wall of Whiner.

18/11/18
9:22pm

comment on caption:
11. Whining [Scrappy Doo]