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Scrunchy Doo

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The Abdominal Doughman

09/04/19 4:05:51

Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo

lol

♫♫ This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . ♫♫

06/08/19 5:12:19

To the twat cave!

29/01/19 11:50:11

Windshield Wipurr

11/01/19 12:24:25

Vinedalism

26/11/18 8:22:03

I wish Madonna would stop making videos.

Mon 13:58:15

♫♫ Who Left The Dog Stout? ♫♫

29/04/19 18:41:17

I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'. --Karyn Harrison

The Fatmobile

25/12/18 14:33:26

He came and he went.

Thu 20:11:26

The Last Selfie

07/05/19 13:39:37

I see Ben, but where's Jerry?

20/04/19 12:20:46

We Let The Dogs Inn

20/03/19 22:44:05

lol

Kick him in the marbles!

26/02/19 13:43:31

Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE!

14/01/19 22:21:54

Jerusalem's Got Talent

07/07/19 13:43:53

For this shot, I recommend a wedge.

14/04/19 20:01:58

Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms.

03/03/19 14:24:54

What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party.

19/11/18 13:08:40

There's nothing funny about vaginal tearing.

02/07/19 20:26:52

Thanks! I've been looking for a way to get fatter.

16/06/19 17:44:59

Vote for this caption or the baby gets it!

13/06/19 0:26:47

Could be the movie or the book, or a Pennywise doll.. --stone face

You're giving the dog too much food.

11/06/19 15:16:15

Does the urogenital opening match the drapes?

09/06/19 16:00:37

Flip Wilson

07/06/19 13:13:07

"What banana skiiiinnnn?" --Troompa Loompa

We are the knights who make soup.

26/04/19 12:32:43

The Charred

17/03/19 19:04:43

creative

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation

04/03/19 13:46:49

The Fast and The Furriest

13/01/19 21:17:39

Please rise for the flag.

28/07/19 17:07:52

Swiss Tease

26/07/19 18:06:58

Horton Hires A Ho

11/07/19 20:25:32

Lose Weight Fast With This One Weird Trick

18/06/19 15:03:52

Perfect for the trans parent.

16/06/19 23:04:24

Caitlyn Jenner? --Troompa Loompa

Stock Photo

30/05/19 21:12:58

New photos reveal black holes are actually square!

23/05/19 21:01:55

Maybe she's born with it,
Maybe it's genetic engineering gone horribly wrong.

05/05/19 20:09:34

From here things went downhill quickly.

30/04/19 21:47:28

Joan the Baptist.

21/03/19 10:19:04

Toll ahead- 6 bucks.

01/02/19 0:27:52

stit ecin

18/01/19 0:23:38

sknaht. --Scrappy Doo

lol

Seasons Greetings from Homer Simpson's Nuts

23/12/18 0:36:59

That one caught me out - I choked on my cup of tea! :D --Pussy Galore

Lead Zepellin

01/12/18 14:57:46

He's on a steak out

30/11/18 20:05:06

Litter boxing

17/11/18 23:49:58

And Mexico is going to pay for it.

10/08/19 1:14:42

The new Volkswagon actually complies with emissions standards.

04/08/19 19:56:05

Come on down to Lawsuit World!

19/07/19 15:07:51

You know it's time to clean the sink when the hairball gains sentience.

28/06/19 18:20:13

Red Yawn

12/06/19 16:16:59

AC/AD

10/06/19 13:27:48

Get thee to a shrubbery!

28/05/19 0:39:11

287 crashes caused by trying to read sign so far.

24/05/19 17:36:32

But then how are we seeing this?

30/04/19 15:47:01

This is music to my eyes.

08/03/19 22:11:51

Approval of Seal

24/02/19 0:02:04

They're really well hung!

19/02/19 23:51:15

Please tell me you're not wearing those socks with that bra.

18/01/19 21:40:19

Won't look good with skid marks.

15/01/19 13:32:48

Flagged for indecency.

07/01/19 20:30:00

I want my Brexit!

03/01/19 12:02:15

Purrs the Lord!

28/12/18 8:59:09

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When emissions testing we deceive.

06/12/18 20:37:09

The Christians were right. It's the Raptore!

05/12/18 15:21:55

Pitching a tent the old fashioned way.

29/11/18 14:36:22

Kitten Garden Cop

28/11/18 15:09:19

See hues later, alligator.

25/11/18 13:51:53

Honey, do I look fat? Be honest.

04/11/18 21:34:41

KHHHHAAAAAAAAN!

08/08/19 13:50:59

Lol --Lee Hauxwell

Trump's staff lacks diversity, and souls.

04/08/19 2:13:41

creative

♫♫ And no, he never returned ♫
no he never returned ♫
and his fate is still unlearned … ♫♫

30/07/19 1:59:53

It's many decades since I heard that song! --Molly R

Maxell Audio Cassette Tapes
Obsolete for over 30 years.
Please buy some, we're desperate.

18/07/19 14:57:12

4th of July Sex Trafficking Sale

15/07/19 14:04:40

SWAT

01/07/19 20:09:04

Eternal Dalmnation

28/06/19 21:51:48

Black Spray Paint, when you don't have time to burn dinner.

20/06/19 20:38:15

And she will name him Diabeetus.

18/06/19 14:58:40

Santa now regrets
eating his dear pets.

14/06/19 0:12:20

Fracturnal Twins

13/06/19 15:01:21

The Fast and The Flossiest

10/06/19 20:40:24

The Bear Atrocities

09/06/19 4:09:13

5 Signs You May Have An Eating Disorder

06/06/19 20:26:52

Who says enema bags can't be festive?

05/06/19 15:03:14

It was the breast of times. It was the worst of times.

03/06/19 14:16:03

Let's not stoop to low bra humor.

03/06/19 14:09:36

The carrot and the schtick.

30/05/19 21:17:38

It's a priceless Rembplant.

02/05/19 20:35:09

I stink therefore I swam.

22/04/19 2:47:06

Monkey see, monkey doobie.

19/04/19 20:00:48

Chewing Gum?

03/04/19 13:17:36

Talk about a shitty view!

24/03/19 20:14:12

The Karate Kid, Part 14: Please kill me.

12/03/19 14:42:44

Welcome to customer service. How may I direct your call?

06/03/19 20:06:25

Why yes, I am carrying live gerbils.

04/03/19 21:59:44

Nearby stores that sell irons. . .

07/02/19 23:53:31

They're having a fire sale.

26/01/19 14:44:28

His bark is worse than his bike.

13/01/19 21:11:12

Catillac

11/01/19 13:56:58

What's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like you?

10/01/19 11:13:04

Ye shall rip, what ye sew.

09/01/19 12:01:37

Ice DiscourAge

04/01/19 20:50:21

No Spring Chicken

03/01/19 0:00:31

clever

The Unbearable Lightness of Bearing

01/01/19 11:33:21

In Cod We Trust

28/12/18 13:13:04

Oops! --Scrappy Doo

The Fast and the Fizziest

09/12/18 22:17:35

Introducing the 2019 Vulva.

02/12/18 20:02:10

Bo Derek has not aged well.

21/11/18 13:38:10

Gentrification has hit gopher holes pretty hard.

20/11/18 14:17:36

Pussy Riot

17/11/18 23:45:56

I see!

17/11/18 14:41:06

Maybe someone should stop making jokes and call the Fire Department.

16/11/18 10:44:14

I'd rather see her topless.

28/10/18 21:35:49

Edward Stiltsarms

Wed 14:04:19

The sequels just aren't trying anymore.

Sun 5:10:26

Perhaps there is too much iron in kale.

05/08/19 23:42:01

50 Shades of Ray

26/07/19 18:05:39

I think the mushrooms are off again.

25/07/19 15:43:31

Daniel Day-Lewis is amazing!

16/07/19 0:09:30

It's actually Meryl Streep playing Daniel Day-Lewis playing a man playing a pineapple. --Michael Winner

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

12/07/19 20:14:48

The horseflies are huge this year!

01/07/19 20:02:59

Thanks Trump!

30/06/19 23:19:42

A bad plumber is easy to find.

28/06/19 4:48:57

Why do McDonald's workers need hazmat suits?

21/06/19 1:35:25

Baking Bad

21/06/19 1:27:56

Dome Alone

14/06/19 22:14:20

This is Spot, Ralph, Fluffy, Pete, Edith, Keith, Debbie, Phyllis, Rover . . .

14/06/19 13:02:42

I can spot fake boobs a mile away.

13/06/19 15:03:25

Then he smurfed her in the smurf.

04/06/19 2:44:40

That car is a chick magnet.

31/05/19 14:22:58

It's an almond!

29/05/19 14:38:45

Twisted Sister

28/05/19 2:04:22

The Shady Bunch

23/05/19 20:57:15

Herb Alpert is really past it.

08/05/19 16:31:10

Used a little too much mousse.

03/05/19 14:26:04

Five Easy Rhesus

23/04/19 4:04:49

In my day we didn't have sexting. You had to sculpt it out of clay, and send it Pony Express.

18/04/19 15:17:49

This kind of picture is called a "limey."

14/04/19 21:44:58

She ain't heavy, she's my grandmother.

12/04/19 13:07:07

Can you hear me now?

03/04/19 5:05:33

Just your average Trump supporter.

28/03/19 13:20:15

Why can't they be more athletic like us, typing at a computer?

26/03/19 20:08:51

The law doesn't specify how the elderly are to be euthanized.

22/03/19 13:27:05

It was the breast of times, it was the H*LY F*CK WHAT THE H*LL IS THAT?!

19/03/19 21:18:25

Chasing a dream, without a paddle.

14/03/19 13:55:51

Joke's on them. It's the same exact pee in both.

14/03/19 1:48:33

How primitive. He's using a land line.

06/03/19 23:52:49

The Dogs of Warhol

22/02/19 21:40:58

"Cry Havoc!! ... Blast. One of the dogs has slipped." :^) --Crunchy Chords

You should see the back door.

13/02/19 22:49:03

Some people keep a tiny Jesus statue on their dashboard, but not Phil.

25/01/19 11:58:01

Loli-ted

24/01/19 13:04:07

We put the public in publication.

20/01/19 20:26:38

Vole Grains

15/01/19 9:38:41

The Shoe Plank Redemption

12/01/19 22:31:05

You look ridiculous. Change that sweater.

08/01/19 12:20:07

I'm getting al dente.

03/01/19 12:16:34

Thanks James Lennox. --Scrappy Doo

Benson & Dredges

20/12/18 20:40:17

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

18/12/18 9:43:25

Bridge Over Doubled Water

11/12/18 14:18:11

Perfect for cross country.

09/12/18 22:20:54

In hindsight, the snowman menorah was a terrible idea.

07/12/18 20:03:11

Pterostackedtyls

05/12/18 12:51:52

Cardbird Cutout

29/11/18 20:09:50

Do you think you could help hold this thing, you lazy cow?

29/11/18 14:36:52

No, I can still see your herpes.

29/11/18 14:31:29

I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geisha.

25/11/18 1:15:32

11. Whining

16/11/18 20:05:23

I've always wanted to visit the Grout Wall of Whiner. --Crunchy Chords

What is the sound of one heel clicking?

09/11/18 13:45:27

Heather Mills? --Michael Winner

Wipe your nose Steve!

07/11/18 13:50:23

His reaction to being told about combs.

07/11/18 8:09:32

Saute on permanent press for 5 minutes. Add lemon and serve.

23/10/18 20:48:56

I thought they canceled Roseanne.

Mon 1:19:01

Rocky 26: Please No More

Sun 23:55:21

I thought Roseanne was canceled.

Sun 12:43:40

Made with holesome ingredients

09/08/19 12:44:10

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lens me your ears!

08/08/19 13:42:19

That should send a message to the other Jehovah's Witnesses.

06/08/19 14:52:27

She's a barrow of fun, so I dumped her.

05/08/19 23:43:52

Transnestites

05/08/19 0:29:53

Give a hoot, don't commute.

04/08/19 22:21:29

Featuring Sharon Stone

31/07/19 22:20:15

The Fast and The Cephalothorax

31/07/19 1:21:53

Are you going to loaf around the house all day?

30/07/19 12:48:40

Prison makes a baby hard.

23/07/19 23:51:43

This time it's your ass, Gilligan.

19/07/19 20:20:22

Come for the adventure. Stay for the neck injuries.

19/07/19 15:12:57

Life is like a box of Metamucil.

17/07/19 3:03:41

On the next "Rosanne."

13/07/19 23:02:51

Mama.

08/07/19 17:32:04

The n-word was easily removable.

06/07/19 15:45:18

Don't eat the green m+m's.

04/07/19 17:09:34

Wonder Woman

03/07/19 23:37:40

Every time a bell rings a horse loses his nuts.

01/07/19 20:08:07

She's a brick ♫♫
House ♫♫

30/06/19 16:48:16

Easy Whiter

30/06/19 1:06:19

Fuck Trump!

29/06/19 13:46:20

Vegans Not Welcome

24/06/19 2:58:11

How To Put Up Cabinets With Double-sided Tape

24/06/19 2:51:15

"Surprised and Steroids" coming this fall to NBC!

21/06/19 22:17:20

The Cheese Shop Sketch: Director's Cut

21/06/19 18:45:31

This should hold me for the weekend.

21/06/19 16:04:19

Cheese hoarding is now an official psychiatrist disorder.

21/06/19 16:04:03

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Caitlyn Jenner?

Troompa Loompa

17/06/19
6:54pm

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Perfect for the trans parent. [Scrappy Doo]

I wonder: Woman?

[anon]

03/07/19
11:39pm

comment on caption:
Wonder Woman [Scrappy Doo]

It's actually Meryl Streep playing Daniel Day-Lewis playing a man playing a pineapple.

Michael Winner

17/07/19
4:34am

comment on caption:
Daniel Day-Lewis is amazing! [Scrappy Doo]

Or they're doing exactly what they should do.

[anon]

25/07/19
4:19pm

comment on caption:
I think the mushrooms are off again. [Scrappy Doo]

It's many decades since I heard that song!

Molly R

30/07/19
5:43am

comment on caption:
♫♫ And no, he never returned ♫
no he never returned ♫
and his fate is still unlearned … ♫♫ [Scrappy Doo]

When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go downtown....

[anon]

30/07/19
9:47am

comment on caption:
♫♫ And no, he never returned ♫
no he never returned ♫
and his fate is still unlearned … ♫♫ [Scrappy Doo]

"Is that barrow fake?"
"No, it's definitely wheel."

[anon]

06/08/19
1:17pm

comment on caption:
She's a barrow of fun, so I dumped her. [Scrappy Doo]

Lol

Lee Hauxwell

08/08/19
1:52pm

comment on caption:
KHHHHAAAAAAAAN! [Scrunchy Doo]

James T. Kirk- the 'T' stands for 'Tiddles'.

Michael Winner

10/08/19
5:53pm

comment on caption:
KHHHHAAAAAAAAN! [Scrunchy Doo]

I think Drake is avoiding her.

[anon]

Tuesday
10:27am

comment on caption:
I wish Madonna would stop making videos. [Scrunchy Doo]

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