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Scrijjy Doo
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09/04/19 4:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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06/09/19 22:51:26 |
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♫♫ This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . ♫♫ 06/08/19 5:12:19 |
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29/01/19 11:50:11 |
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11/01/19 12:24:25 |
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26/11/18 8:22:03 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 12:53:21 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 13:58:15 |
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29/04/19 18:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'. --Karyn Harrison
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25/12/18 14:33:26 |
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Tue 10:44:36 |
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It's covered in bits of Yorkie! --Karyn Harrison
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19/08/19 13:26:47 |
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If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman. --Dave Bryan
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07/05/19 13:39:37 |
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20/04/19 12:20:46 |
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20/03/19 22:44:05 |
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26/02/19 13:43:31 |
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Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE! 14/01/19 22:21:54 |
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07/07/19 13:43:53 |
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For this shot, I recommend a wedge. 14/04/19 20:01:58 |
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Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms. 03/03/19 14:24:54 |
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What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party. 19/11/18 13:08:40 |
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Once you go paca, you never go backa. 09/09/19 21:20:02 |
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There's nothing funny about vaginal tearing. 02/07/19 20:26:52 |
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Thanks! I've been looking for a way to get fatter. 16/06/19 17:44:59 |
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Vote for this caption or the baby gets it! 13/06/19 0:26:47 |
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Could be the movie or the book, or a Pennywise doll.. --stone face
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You're giving the dog too much food. 11/06/19 15:16:15 |
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Does the urogenital opening match the drapes? 09/06/19 16:00:37 |
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07/06/19 13:13:07 |
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"What banana skiiiinnnn?" --Troompa Loompa
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We are the knights who make soup. 26/04/19 12:32:43 |
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17/03/19 19:04:43 |
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04/03/19 13:46:49 |
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13/01/19 21:17:39 |
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Let him who is without sin taste the first scone. Mon 21:10:52 |
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28/07/19 17:07:52 |
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11/07/19 20:25:32 |
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Lose Weight Fast With This One Weird Trick 18/06/19 15:03:52 |
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16/06/19 23:04:24 |
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Caitlyn Jenner? --Troompa Loompa
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30/05/19 21:12:58 |
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New photos reveal black holes are actually square! 23/05/19 21:01:55 |
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Maybe she's born with it, 05/05/19 20:09:34 |
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From here things went downhill quickly. 30/04/19 21:47:28 |
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21/03/19 10:19:04 |
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01/02/19 0:27:52 |
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18/01/19 0:23:38 |
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sknaht. --Scrappy Doo
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Seasons Greetings from Homer Simpson's Nuts 23/12/18 0:36:59 |
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That one caught me out - I choked on my cup of tea! :D --Pussy Galore
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01/12/18 14:57:46 |
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30/11/18 20:05:06 |
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17/11/18 23:49:58 |
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♫ ♫ Hoo! Pet the dog snout! . . . Hoo! . . . Hoo! Hoo! . . ♫ ♫ 24/09/19 20:05:07 |
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Do you know old MacDonald had a farm? Stop singing and clean the stables. 19/09/19 13:45:49 |
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And Mexico is going to pay for it. 10/08/19 1:14:42 |
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The new Volkswagon actually complies with emissions standards. 04/08/19 19:56:05 |
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Come on down to Lawsuit World! 19/07/19 15:07:51 |
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You know it's time to clean the sink when the hairball gains sentience. 28/06/19 18:20:13 |
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12/06/19 16:16:59 |
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10/06/19 13:27:48 |
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28/05/19 0:39:11 |
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287 crashes caused by trying to read sign so far. 24/05/19 17:36:32 |
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But then how are we seeing this? 30/04/19 15:47:01 |
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08/03/19 22:11:51 |
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24/02/19 0:02:04 |
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19/02/19 23:51:15 |
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Please tell me you're not wearing those socks with that bra. 18/01/19 21:40:19 |
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Won't look good with skid marks. 15/01/19 13:32:48 |
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07/01/19 20:30:00 |
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03/01/19 12:02:15 |
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28/12/18 8:59:09 |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, 06/12/18 20:37:09 |
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The Christians were right. It's the Raptore! 05/12/18 15:21:55 |
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Pitching a tent the old fashioned way. 29/11/18 14:36:22 |
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28/11/18 15:09:19 |
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25/11/18 13:51:53 |
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Honey, do I look fat? Be honest. 04/11/18 21:34:41 |
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The years have not been kind to Mark Hamill. 28/09/19 13:57:37 |
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The Trump Memorial is spot on. 25/09/19 17:46:41 |
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23/09/19 17:07:28 |
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19/09/19 21:35:55 |
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There's no problem. We stopped you to compliment your shirt. 10/09/19 19:54:35 |
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It will get you laid, then arrested for indecent exposure. 08/09/19 22:08:36 |
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22/08/19 21:18:06 |
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08/08/19 13:50:59 |
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Lol --Lee Hauxwell
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Trump's staff lacks diversity, and souls. 04/08/19 2:13:41 |
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♫♫ And no, he never returned ♫ 30/07/19 1:59:53 |
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It's many decades since I heard that song! --Molly R
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Maxell Audio Cassette Tapes 18/07/19 14:57:12 |
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4th of July Sex Trafficking Sale 15/07/19 14:04:40 |
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01/07/19 20:09:04 |
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28/06/19 21:51:48 |
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Black Spray Paint, when you don't have time to burn dinner. 20/06/19 20:38:15 |
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And she will name him Diabeetus. 18/06/19 14:58:40 |
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Santa now regrets 14/06/19 0:12:20 |
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13/06/19 15:01:21 |
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10/06/19 20:40:24 |
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09/06/19 4:09:13 |
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5 Signs You May Have An Eating Disorder 06/06/19 20:26:52 |
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Who says enema bags can't be festive? 05/06/19 15:03:14 |
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It was the breast of times. It was the worst of times. 03/06/19 14:16:03 |
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Let's not stoop to low bra humor. 03/06/19 14:09:36 |
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30/05/19 21:17:38 |
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24/03/19 20:14:12 |
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The Karate Kid, Part 14: Please kill me. 12/03/19 14:42:44 |
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Welcome to customer service. How may I direct your call? 06/03/19 20:06:25 |
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Why yes, I am carrying live gerbils. 04/03/19 21:59:44 |
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Nearby stores that sell irons. . . 07/02/19 23:53:31 |
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26/01/19 14:44:28 |
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His bark is worse than his bike. 13/01/19 21:11:12 |
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11/01/19 13:56:58 |
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What's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like you? 10/01/19 11:13:04 |
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The Unbearable Lightness of Bearing 01/01/19 11:33:21 |
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28/12/18 13:13:04 |
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Oops! --Scrappy Doo
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21/11/18 13:38:10 |
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Gentrification has hit gopher holes pretty hard. 20/11/18 14:17:36 |
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17/11/18 23:45:56 |
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Maybe someone should stop making jokes and call the Fire Department. 16/11/18 10:44:14 |
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28/10/18 21:35:49 |
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I'm all for pumpkin spice, but this is too much. Tue 15:09:13 |
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06/10/19 23:02:56 |
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06/10/19 22:33:15 |
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♫ We don't need no education... ♫ ♫ 30/09/19 12:45:01 |
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29/09/19 2:31:14 |
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Because people can't sing without copper pipes. 27/09/19 18:19:07 |
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17/09/19 20:10:34 |
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Worst rotator cuff injury I've ever seen. 17/09/19 13:53:55 |
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It's a man's life in the British Dental Association. 17/09/19 13:52:31 |
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06/09/19 2:08:28 |
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I don't know what they're putting in this soup, but I'm up to four packs a day. 28/08/19 13:33:57 |
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♫ Moo let the dogs out? Moo? Moo Moo? ♫♫ 18/08/19 21:03:10 |
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14/08/19 14:04:19 |
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The sequels just aren't trying anymore. 11/08/19 5:10:26 |
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Perhaps there is too much iron in kale. 05/08/19 23:42:01 |
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I think the mushrooms are off again. 25/07/19 15:43:31 |
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16/07/19 0:09:30 |
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It's actually Meryl Streep playing Daniel Day-Lewis playing a man playing a pineapple. --Michael Winner
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The first step is admitting you have a problem. 12/07/19 20:14:48 |
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The horseflies are huge this year! 01/07/19 20:02:59 |
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30/06/19 23:19:42 |
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A bad plumber is easy to find. 28/06/19 4:48:57 |
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Why do McDonald's workers need hazmat suits? 21/06/19 1:35:25 |
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This is Spot, Ralph, Fluffy, Pete, Edith, Keith, Debbie, Phyllis, Rover . . . 14/06/19 13:02:42 |
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I can spot fake boobs a mile away. 13/06/19 15:03:25 |
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Then he smurfed her in the smurf. 04/06/19 2:44:40 |
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Herb Alpert is really past it. 08/05/19 16:31:10 |
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Used a little too much mousse. 03/05/19 14:26:04 |
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23/04/19 4:04:49 |
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In my day we didn't have sexting. You had to sculpt it out of clay, and send it Pony Express. 18/04/19 15:17:49 |
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This kind of picture is called a "limey." 14/04/19 21:44:58 |
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She ain't heavy, she's my grandmother. 12/04/19 13:07:07 |
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03/04/19 5:05:33 |
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Just your average Trump supporter. 28/03/19 13:20:15 |
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Why can't they be more athletic like us, typing at a computer? 26/03/19 20:08:51 |
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The law doesn't specify how the elderly are to be euthanized. 22/03/19 13:27:05 |
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It was the breast of times, it was the H*LY F*CK WHAT THE H*LL IS THAT?! 19/03/19 21:18:25 |
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Chasing a dream, without a paddle. 14/03/19 13:55:51 |
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Joke's on them. It's the same exact pee in both. 14/03/19 1:48:33 |
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How primitive. He's using a land line. 06/03/19 23:52:49 |
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22/02/19 21:40:58 |
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"Cry Havoc!! ... Blast. One of the dogs has slipped." :^) --Crunchy Chords
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Some people keep a tiny Jesus statue on their dashboard, but not Phil. 25/01/19 11:58:01 |
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We put the public in publication. 20/01/19 20:26:38 |
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12/01/19 22:31:05 |
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You look ridiculous. Change that sweater. 08/01/19 12:20:07 |
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03/01/19 12:16:34 |
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Thanks James Lennox. --Scrappy Doo
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20/12/18 20:40:17 |
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 18/12/18 9:43:25 |
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In hindsight, the snowman menorah was a terrible idea. 07/12/18 20:03:11 |
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Do you think you could help hold this thing, you lazy cow? 29/11/18 14:36:52 |
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No, I can still see your herpes. 29/11/18 14:31:29 |
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I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geisha. 25/11/18 1:15:32 |
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I've always wanted to visit the Grout Wall of Whiner. --Crunchy Chords
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What is the sound of one heel clicking? 09/11/18 13:45:27 |
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Heather Mills? --Michael Winner
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It's many decades since I heard that song!
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♫♫ And no, he never returned ♫
no he never returned ♫
and his fate is still unlearned … ♫♫ [Scrappy Doo]
When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go downtown....
9:47am
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♫♫ And no, he never returned ♫
no he never returned ♫
and his fate is still unlearned … ♫♫ [Scrappy Doo]
"Is that barrow fake?"
"No, it's definitely wheel."
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She's a barrow of fun, so I dumped her. [Scrappy Doo]
Lol
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KHHHHAAAAAAAAN! [Scrunchy Doo]
James T. Kirk- the 'T' stands for 'Tiddles'.
5:53pm
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KHHHHAAAAAAAAN! [Scrunchy Doo]
I think Drake is avoiding her.
10:27am
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. [Scrunchy Doo]
If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman.
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. . . band from the 70s. [Scrunchy Doo]
"You do? Well let him out, he's turning green."
10:03am
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Do you have Prince Albert in a can? [Scrijjy Doo]
Turtles? Nice.
11:08pm
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🎵 So Hoppy Together 🎵🎵 [Scrijjy Doo]
It's covered in bits of Yorkie!
1:26pm
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May Contain Mutts [Scrijjy Doo]