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09/04/19 4:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 12:14:48 |
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The Bitches of Eastwick 25/10/20 14:48:35 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 20:18:35 |
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♫♫ This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . ♫♫ 06/08/19 5:12:19 |
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Some stereotypes are hard to shake. 23/08/20 20:58:36 |
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08/04/21 12:01:54 |
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"I promise. Every penny will go to booze." 11/02/21 20:42:10 |
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Judging from a previous picture every booze will go to Penny. --Willie Johnson
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13/03/20 18:20:16 |
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03/02/20 18:16:08 |
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No wonder Santa has an insatiable appetite for milk and cookies. 26/12/19 20:23:57 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 12:53:21 |
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23/03/21 21:17:32 |
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"We will fight them on the beaches..." 16/03/21 20:22:12 |
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Young Winston? --Karyn Harrison
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Met at a Star Trek convention. Happily married 10 years. 21/10/20 20:32:52 |
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Google "Lady on Lady Action." You may be disappointed. 15/09/20 20:27:09 |
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19/08/20 21:12:00 |
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When you order a bride online you have to be very specific. 24/03/20 12:33:02 |
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26/12/19 8:08:59 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 13:58:15 |
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Everything comes with free chips. 24/01/21 14:22:48 |
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05/11/19 3:36:43 |
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29/04/19 18:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'. --Karyn Harrison
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Wed 20:56:03 |
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Horoscope: Stay away from Aries. 29/03/21 20:07:14 |
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She did that’s Capricorn. --Neil Mackenzie
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18/11/20 17:46:30 |
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Nobody expects the British Dental Association! 28/08/20 0:44:20 |
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04/08/20 14:39:12 |
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Hey kid. Wanna buy some quack? 29/07/20 20:35:28 |
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"Yes but it has to be quick. I'm only interested in quick quack. It's a quirk of mine." --Willie Johnson
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16/06/20 14:40:24 |
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He doesn't have insurance. Put it back! Put it back! 24/02/20 15:06:00 |
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The problem with "ultimate" is you can only do it once. 19/02/20 13:35:47 |
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When an elf reaches puberty, Santa kicks it out onto the streets. 11/02/20 0:00:37 |
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That's not very saintly! --Karyn Harrison
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13/12/19 12:57:23 |
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11/11/19 22:06:00 |
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08/10/19 10:44:36 |
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It's covered in bits of Yorkie! --Karyn Harrison
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16/09/19 20:44:13 |
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19/08/19 13:26:47 |
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If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman. --Dave Bryan
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15/08/19 20:11:26 |
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07/05/19 13:39:37 |
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20/04/19 12:20:46 |
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20/03/19 22:44:05 |
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26/02/19 13:43:31 |
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Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE! 14/01/19 22:21:54 |
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The only thing I hate more than Nazis is double Nazis. 23/12/20 20:08:03 |
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I find Quadruple Nazis enchanting, the whole regime collapses! --Glyn Evans
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Pamela Anderson has really gone downhill. 15/12/20 2:12:19 |
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Lady, I know you've got a fish under there. 09/11/20 13:09:46 |
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"Did I mention I was vegan?" 13/09/20 0:46:17 |
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"Stop being such a baby. It's just a tiny mind control chip." 10/08/20 21:09:49 |
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This would make more sense if they had a TV. 23/07/20 0:19:01 |
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The climate change conference must be around here somewhere. 14/07/20 20:38:48 |
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12/07/20 2:30:19 |
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We could have put up a cover, but we went with the sign. 29/06/20 2:44:05 |
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Incontinence Hotline, can you hold? 25/04/20 3:54:12 |
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Unfortunately, no. --James Lennox
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22/12/19 22:04:10 |
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26/10/19 14:14:22 |
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07/07/19 13:43:53 |
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For this shot, I recommend a wedge. 14/04/19 20:01:58 |
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Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms. 03/03/19 14:24:54 |
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What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party. 19/11/18 13:08:40 |
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I'm no doctor, but I'd say gonorrhea. Fri 14:38:24 |
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"Did I mention I once killed a guy for spilling coffee on my shirt?" 08/03/21 15:22:03 |
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We prefer "interspecies relationship" to "deer f#cker." 21/02/21 21:18:02 |
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"Haha: Get a ROOM-inant." --Greg Curtis
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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing." 09/02/21 21:21:44 |
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01/02/21 13:02:06 |
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So the colour will not fade away. --Dave Bryan
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03/11/20 11:55:01 |
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"Don't change shirts. I'll just close my eyes." 07/10/20 14:15:08 |
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The worst part is getting it in your pocket. 06/10/20 13:46:40 |
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Or putting it up to your ear and talking into it. --Willie Johnson
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05/10/20 20:21:17 |
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If she blows bubbles during sex, she's not that into you. 14/09/20 20:23:25 |
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Brilliant caption, and advice lol :-D --Glyn Evans
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Well I'll be darned. The vaccine DID cause autism! 04/09/20 21:00:05 |
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That's one way to put your tray table in the upright position. 31/08/20 21:23:07 |
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24/06/20 18:24:08 |
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I can make at least 5 facemasks from that outfit. 05/05/20 15:20:18 |
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Explaining universal health care to a Trump supporter. 28/03/20 0:56:23 |
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Knock, knock. 13/12/19 20:09:34 |
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That pink hair is getting me hot. Lock the wheels on your walker. 12/12/19 14:40:11 |
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Frankly I don't want to keep up with the Kardashians. 19/11/19 22:38:23 |
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Once you go paca, you never go backa. 09/09/19 21:20:02 |
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There's nothing funny about vaginal tearing. 02/07/19 20:26:52 |
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Thanks! I've been looking for a way to get fatter. 16/06/19 17:44:59 |
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Vote for this caption or the baby gets it! 13/06/19 0:26:47 |
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Could be the movie or the book, or a Pennywise doll.. --stone face
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You're giving the dog too much food. 11/06/19 15:16:15 |
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Does the urogenital opening match the drapes? 09/06/19 16:00:37 |
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07/06/19 13:13:07 |
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"What banana skiiiinnnn?" --Troompa Loompa
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We are the knights who make soup. 26/04/19 12:32:43 |
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Nobody likes Karl the Human Swastika. 11/03/21 20:13:45 |
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Always get references from the person performing your circumcision. 26/02/21 13:37:09 |
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10/02/21 20:52:42 |
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Condom? It was more of a dirigible! (albeit a dribbling one) --Mauris Iocus
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09/02/21 12:53:35 |
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"Give me your racists, your ignorant, your violent yearning to beat freely." 24/01/21 13:38:07 |
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The Leader of the Free World and Richard Nixon 19/01/21 20:48:46 |
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Menopause was hard on Gary Oldman. 15/12/20 20:31:52 |
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Wo-menopause? --Willie Johnson
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03/12/20 14:02:07 |
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March to Stop the Spread of Coronavirus 13/11/20 13:33:03 |
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27/10/20 11:26:04 |
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Dear Santa, 12/10/20 15:53:50 |
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Parallel Parking, You're Doing It Wrong 08/09/20 20:08:53 |
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The good news: There is beer in hell. 01/09/20 20:50:03 |
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♫ ♬ Nobody knows . . . the bubbles I've seen. ♫ ♬ 09/08/20 20:49:56 |
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Socialized medicine has its drawbacks. 07/08/20 14:28:21 |
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Would have been on time if I hadn't stopped to paint this. 04/07/20 14:11:03 |
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If someone serviced my valve I'd drop everything too. 26/06/20 20:20:06 |
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Contact number please. --Flo .
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Who says white people can't dance? 19/05/20 19:39:32 |
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Having a trophy wife is not as great as it sounds. 29/01/20 14:38:34 |
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The royals are a strange bunch. 24/01/20 16:46:08 |
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I was considering this but thought the better of it. You are a bold person. I hope you get lots of votes (and not too much hate). --Willie Johnson
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Number 3, officer. That's the one that pinched my bum! 05/01/20 21:29:32 |
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What is it with flightless birds? --Karyn Harrison
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"And let's add a happy little wolf here." 29/11/19 20:37:03 |
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Thanks, but I don't swing that way. 08/11/19 18:05:42 |
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Amish porn is not for everyone. 25/10/19 18:28:04 |
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This is all he can afford on 3 cents a day sewing Nikes. 17/10/19 20:51:23 |
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Let him who is without sin taste the first scone. 07/10/19 21:10:52 |
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Lose Weight Fast With This One Weird Trick 18/06/19 15:03:52 |
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Caitlyn Jenner? --Troompa Loompa
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New photos reveal black holes are actually square! 23/05/19 21:01:55 |
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Maybe she's born with it, 05/05/19 20:09:34 |
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From here things went downhill quickly. 30/04/19 21:47:28 |
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sknaht. --Scrappy Doo
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Seasons Greetings from Homer Simpson's Nuts 23/12/18 0:36:59 |
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That one caught me out - I choked on my cup of tea! :D --Pussy Galore
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Thrilla? --Willie Johnson
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Where's Waldo isn't even trying anymore. 18/02/21 12:26:11 |
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"Do these shorts make my butt look fat?" 05/02/21 13:32:15 |
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I told the barber, "Just a little off the top." 23/01/21 0:25:49 |
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The unkindnest cut. --Willie Johnson
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"No prison can hold me, coppers!" 27/12/20 14:08:34 |
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And then the green plastic army men showed up. 02/12/20 16:04:29 |
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Star Wars 45: We just don't care anymore. 27/09/20 13:47:03 |
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"Don't tell him I'm a dude. It's a surprise." 23/09/20 13:16:22 |
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It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Swastika Guy! 10/09/20 21:15:09 |
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Not another ad for male enhancement! 07/09/20 23:04:10 |
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How many Amish does it take to change a candle? 06/09/20 0:58:17 |
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The Knights Who Say Ni(Nickel) 31/08/20 1:20:14 |
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The straitjackets cut down brutality 40%. 30/08/20 0:33:30 |
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Next thing they'll want to vote. 20/08/20 15:04:10 |
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"Put your shrimp on the Barbie!" 21/07/20 21:23:19 |
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Right there, between the navel and the neck! --Karyn Harrison
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Still waiting for the Mexicans to pay for it. 16/07/20 15:04:54 |
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10/07/20 20:14:07 |
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So nice to ketchup with old friends. 09/07/20 14:45:35 |
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Is your family member a Communist? 16/06/20 20:21:41 |
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Even if they're not, inform on them anyway to show your commitment and loyalty to the cause. Make Joe McCarthy proud. --Glyn Evans
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Those idiots. I ordered "No squirrels." 01/06/20 0:39:51 |
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The new Director of Pandemic Response 19/05/20 21:04:21 |
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I thought the author was perhaps thinking of Billy Connelly when he wore weird massive boots lol. Oh well Kaz 😀xxxx
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What ever happened to Pamela Anderson? [Scrijjy Doo]
Pamela Pamela was a song by Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders which reached No. 11 in the UK charts in 1967.
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What ever happened to Pamela Anderson? [Scrijjy Doo]
Let’s hear it for all the Pamela’s out there!
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What ever happened to Pamela Anderson? [Scrijjy Doo]
It's shipped C.O.D. Don't worry, I walnut be pecan at what cashew owe.
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May contain nuts. [Scrijjy Doo]
soon to be grilling fields
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The Killing Fields of Pol Potato [Scrijjy Doo]
Young Winston?
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"We will fight them on the beaches..." [Scrijjy Doo]
Thrilla?
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The Thriller in Vanilla [Scrijjy Doo]
She did that’s Capricorn.
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Horoscope: Stay away from Aries. [Scrijjy Doo]
but the YEAST!
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Eat hole grains. [Scrijjy Doo]
This is NOT the Newcastle dating site. It's for adding captions to pictures.
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"I'm not wearing panties." [Scrijjy Doo]