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Scrappy Doo

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clever x3

The Abdominal Doughman

09/04/19 4:05:51

Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo

To the twat cave!

29/01/19 11:50:11

Windshield Wipurr

11/01/19 12:24:25

Vinedalism

26/11/18 8:22:03

♫♫ Who Left The Dog Stout? ♫♫

29/04/19 18:41:17

I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'. --Karyn Harrison

The Fatmobile

25/12/18 14:33:26

The Last Selfie

07/05/19 13:39:37

I see Ben, but where's Jerry?

20/04/19 12:20:46

We Let The Dogs Inn

20/03/19 22:44:05

lol

Kick him in the marbles!

26/02/19 13:43:31

Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE!

14/01/19 22:21:54

For this shot, I recommend a wedge.

14/04/19 20:01:58

Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms.

03/03/19 14:24:54

What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party.

19/11/18 13:08:40

Thanks! I've been looking for a way to get fatter.

Sun 17:44:59

Vote for this caption or the baby gets it!

Thu 0:26:47

Could be the movie or the book, or a Pennywise doll.. --stone face

You're giving the dog too much food.

11/06/19 15:16:15

Does the urogenital opening match the drapes?

09/06/19 16:00:37

Flip Wilson

07/06/19 13:13:07

"What banana skiiiinnnn?" --Troompa Loompa

We are the knights who make soup.

26/04/19 12:32:43

The Charred

17/03/19 19:04:43

creative

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation

04/03/19 13:46:49

The Fast and The Furriest

13/01/19 21:17:39

Perfect for the trans parent.

Sun 23:04:24

Caitlyn Jenner? --Troompa Loompa

Stock Photo

30/05/19 21:12:58

New photos reveal black holes are actually square!

23/05/19 21:01:55

Maybe she's born with it,
Maybe it's genetic engineering gone horribly wrong.

05/05/19 20:09:34

From here things went downhill quickly.

30/04/19 21:47:28

Joan the Baptist.

21/03/19 10:19:04

Toll ahead- 6 bucks.

01/02/19 0:27:52

stit ecin

18/01/19 0:23:38

sknaht. --Scrappy Doo

lol

Seasons Greetings from Homer Simpson's Nuts

23/12/18 0:36:59

That one caught me out - I choked on my cup of tea! :D --Pussy Galore

01/12/18 14:57:46

30/11/18 20:05:06

17/11/18 23:49:58

12/06/19 16:16:59

10/06/19 13:27:48

Get thee to a shrubbery!

28/05/19 0:39:11

287 crashes caused by trying to read sign so far.

24/05/19 17:36:32

But then how are we seeing this?

30/04/19 15:47:01

This is music to my eyes.

08/03/19 22:11:51

Approval of Seal

24/02/19 0:02:04

They're really well hung!

19/02/19 23:51:15

Please tell me you're not wearing those socks with that bra.

18/01/19 21:40:19

Won't look good with skid marks.

15/01/19 13:32:48

Flagged for indecency.

07/01/19 20:30:00

I want my Brexit!

03/01/19 12:02:15

Purrs the Lord!

28/12/18 8:59:09

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When emissions testing we deceive.

06/12/18 20:37:09

The Christians were right. It's the Raptore!

05/12/18 15:21:55

Pitching a tent the old fashioned way.

29/11/18 14:36:22

Kitten Garden Cop

28/11/18 15:09:19

See hues later, alligator.

25/11/18 13:51:53

Honey, do I look fat? Be honest.

04/11/18 21:34:41

Santa now regrets
eating his dear pets.

Fri 0:12:20

Fracturnal Twins

Thu 15:01:21

The Fast and The Flossiest

10/06/19 20:40:24

The Bear Atrocities

09/06/19 4:09:13

5 Signs You May Have An Eating Disorder

06/06/19 20:26:52

Who says enema bags can't be festive?

05/06/19 15:03:14

It was the breast of times. It was the worst of times.

03/06/19 14:16:03

Let's not stoop to low bra humor.

03/06/19 14:09:36

The carrot and the schtick.

30/05/19 21:17:38

It's a priceless Rembplant.

02/05/19 20:35:09

I stink therefore I swam.

22/04/19 2:47:06

Monkey see, monkey doobie.

19/04/19 20:00:48

Chewing Gum?

03/04/19 13:17:36

Talk about a shitty view!

24/03/19 20:14:12

The Karate Kid, Part 14: Please kill me.

12/03/19 14:42:44

Welcome to customer service. How may I direct your call?

06/03/19 20:06:25

Why yes, I am carrying live gerbils.

04/03/19 21:59:44

Nearby stores that sell irons. . .

07/02/19 23:53:31

They're having a fire sale.

26/01/19 14:44:28

His bark is worse than his bike.

13/01/19 21:11:12

Catillac

11/01/19 13:56:58

What's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like you?

10/01/19 11:13:04

Ye shall rip, what ye sew.

09/01/19 12:01:37

Ice DiscourAge

04/01/19 20:50:21

No Spring Chicken

03/01/19 0:00:31

clever

The Unbearable Lightness of Bearing

01/01/19 11:33:21

In Cod We Trust

28/12/18 13:13:04

Oops! --Scrappy Doo

The Fast and the Fizziest

09/12/18 22:17:35

Introducing the 2019 Vulva.

02/12/18 20:02:10

Bo Derek has not aged well.

21/11/18 13:38:10

Gentrification has hit gopher holes pretty hard.

20/11/18 14:17:36

Pussy Riot

17/11/18 23:45:56

I see!

17/11/18 14:41:06

Maybe someone should stop making jokes and call the Fire Department.

16/11/18 10:44:14

I'd rather see her topless.

28/10/18 21:35:49

Dome Alone

Fri 22:14:20

This is Spot, Ralph, Fluffy, Pete, Edith, Keith, Debbie, Phyllis, Rover . . .

Fri 13:02:42

I can spot fake boobs a mile away.

Thu 15:03:25

Then he smurfed her in the smurf.

04/06/19 2:44:40

That car is a chick magnet.

31/05/19 14:22:58

It's an almond!

29/05/19 14:38:45

Twisted Sister

28/05/19 2:04:22

The Shady Bunch

23/05/19 20:57:15

Herb Alpert is really past it.

08/05/19 16:31:10

Used a little too much mousse.

03/05/19 14:26:04

Five Easy Rhesus

23/04/19 4:04:49

In my day we didn't have sexting. You had to sculpt it out of clay, and send it Pony Express.

18/04/19 15:17:49

This kind of picture is called a "limey."

14/04/19 21:44:58

She ain't heavy, she's my grandmother.

12/04/19 13:07:07

Can you hear me now?

03/04/19 5:05:33

Just your average Trump supporter.

28/03/19 13:20:15

Why can't they be more athletic like us, typing at a computer?

26/03/19 20:08:51

The law doesn't specify how the elderly are to be euthanized.

22/03/19 13:27:05

It was the breast of times, it was the H*LY F*CK WHAT THE H*LL IS THAT?!

19/03/19 21:18:25

Chasing a dream, without a paddle.

14/03/19 13:55:51

Joke's on them. It's the same exact pee in both.

14/03/19 1:48:33

How primitive. He's using a land line.

06/03/19 23:52:49

The Dogs of Warhol

22/02/19 21:40:58

"Cry Havoc!! ... Blast. One of the dogs has slipped." :^) --Crunchy Chords

You should see the back door.

13/02/19 22:49:03

Some people keep a tiny Jesus statue on their dashboard, but not Phil.

25/01/19 11:58:01

Loli-ted

24/01/19 13:04:07

We put the public in publication.

20/01/19 20:26:38

Vole Grains

15/01/19 9:38:41

The Shoe Plank Redemption

12/01/19 22:31:05

You look ridiculous. Change that sweater.

08/01/19 12:20:07

I'm getting al dente.

03/01/19 12:16:34

Thanks James Lennox. --Scrappy Doo

Benson & Dredges

20/12/18 20:40:17

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

18/12/18 9:43:25

Bridge Over Doubled Water

11/12/18 14:18:11

Perfect for cross country.

09/12/18 22:20:54

In hindsight, the snowman menorah was a terrible idea.

07/12/18 20:03:11

Pterostackedtyls

05/12/18 12:51:52

Cardbird Cutout

29/11/18 20:09:50

Do you think you could help hold this thing, you lazy cow?

29/11/18 14:36:52

No, I can still see your herpes.

29/11/18 14:31:29

I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geisha.

25/11/18 1:15:32

11. Whining

16/11/18 20:05:23

I've always wanted to visit the Grout Wall of Whiner. --Crunchy Chords

What is the sound of one heel clicking?

09/11/18 13:45:27

Heather Mills? --Michael Winner

Wipe your nose Steve!

07/11/18 13:50:23

His reaction to being told about combs.

07/11/18 8:09:32

Saute on permanent press for 5 minutes. Add lemon and serve.

23/10/18 20:48:56

Any crap can be considered art. Just look at that haircut.

Sun 17:55:04

That guy's two wheels short of a cart.

Sun 17:48:57

Bitty Bitty Gum Gum

10/06/19 20:38:37

Show respect by rising for the flag.

09/06/19 11:48:43

I'd like to invade her Falkland Islands.

09/06/19 11:46:07

Come on down to Shame Buffet

05/06/19 2:42:37

The Trifuckta

02/06/19 12:58:50

Make America Great Again

02/06/19 2:42:51

Bill & Ted's Eggsellent Adventure

28/05/19 14:05:45

Caddysnack

26/05/19 18:06:27

I'd like to go 9/11 on those towers.

22/05/19 11:03:12

How can you tell when it's done?
When there's a shooting pain down it's left arm.

19/05/19 20:44:27

On second thought, let's not have Frosted Flakes.

18/05/19 10:30:38

The Fast and the Fussiest

17/05/19 21:46:51

Pimp My Wide

17/05/19 21:45:58

Emily Dickinson thought a boat ride might cheer her up.

17/05/19 16:44:02

Earl Grrr

17/05/19 16:40:41

I'm guessing the procedure failed.

14/05/19 22:44:08

Go towards the light.

14/05/19 22:36:04

But when I do the same with my dog suddenly I'm the bad guy.

13/05/19 22:05:41

Barney was a mushroom-head. Know your history!

12/05/19 23:20:40

If you like Ball and Cup, you will LOVE Baby on a Stick!

07/05/19 20:27:07

UKC: We do chicken wrong.

07/05/19 2:07:24

Nothing a little RAID can't fix.

05/05/19 20:14:49

His chip finally came in.

05/05/19 13:44:06

Foreshadowing

01/05/19 14:32:11

Worst case of dandruff I've ever seen.

30/04/19 21:40:28

Do you know someone who suffers from Premature Ejaculation?

30/04/19 20:15:20

We're looking for that car filled with monkeys.

28/04/19 23:59:19

Jurassic Parkway

28/04/19 17:48:57

Tasteless

23/04/19 11:35:49

The 2019 Forester

22/04/19 21:26:41

Crucifixion- You're Doing It Wrong!

22/04/19 2:55:03

Wait'll Hugh Hefner gets a load of me.

19/04/19 14:06:44

Born To Be Wild

19/04/19 14:04:35

Comes with pussy hat.

17/04/19 12:15:19

I see your double breasted jacket, and raise you.

17/04/19 12:13:37

Equipped with a USB slut.

12/04/19 21:41:18

G-spot found!

11/04/19 22:35:54

I had to turn them down when I saw the wordiness of their movie title.
Sorry ladies. Grammar matters!

09/04/19 14:38:42

These boots are made for dorking.

05/04/19 23:12:54

Where's dildo?

05/04/19 23:08:14

You've Got Snail

31/03/19 2:33:52

Companies reduce the size of products gradually, and hope no one notices.

30/03/19 13:04:47

Stormy Wether

25/03/19 23:59:57

The Baaapture

25/03/19 20:56:45

That kid is hung like a mule!

24/03/19 2:51:56

Where's Billy?

24/03/19 2:48:05

The worst part is putting the worm on the hook.

21/03/19 22:51:41

You're shaving way too hard.

19/03/19 19:33:08

Thumb thing is horribly wrong.

19/03/19 19:27:30

Not all procedures are successful.

18/03/19 21:23:33

Many were led ashtray.

17/03/19 18:45:41

It looks just like its mother.

17/03/19 0:38:56

Where rat infestations are king!

13/03/19 14:18:38

They need to save water for the fires.

10/03/19 19:30:57

Do I amuse you?

09/03/19 23:36:19

Spring cleaning. Time to clean the dead hookers out of your trunk.

09/03/19 17:23:56

Dollar store headphones are the worst.

09/03/19 3:40:50

That's the last time I eat wild mushrooms.

06/03/19 12:48:46

Those aren't grill marks; they're tire treads.

05/03/19 14:07:15

What a butt head!

03/03/19 22:12:43

Meanwhile in Flint Michigan.

03/03/19 14:27:10

Gaur so vane.

02/03/19 23:11:05

Ctshoehu

02/03/19 23:08:28

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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'.

Karyn Harrison

29/04/19
9:24pm

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♫♫ Who Left The Dog Stout? ♫♫

[Scrappy Doo]

"Who Left The Dog Stout?"

James Lennox

29/04/19
10:50pm

comment on caption:
♫♫ Who Left The Dog Stout? ♫♫

[Scrappy Doo]

Thanks for the good suggestions.

Scrappy Doo

30/04/19
1:20am

comment on caption:
♫♫ Who Left The Dog Stout? ♫♫

[Scrappy Doo]

I really love this caption Scrappy. The bread counter will never be the same...

Dot Old

01/05/19
12:08am

comment on caption:
The Abdominal Doughman [Scrappy Doo]

Thank you Dot Old.

Scrappy Doo

01/05/19
12:50am

comment on caption:
The Abdominal Doughman [Scrappy Doo]

Perhaps you should write down the name of the hotel so the captioneers can avoid it.

Dave Bryan

02/05/19
10:15am

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In Soviet Union, hookers come right up to car. [Scrappy Doo]

"What banana skiiiinnnn?"

Troompa Loompa

10/06/19
6:44pm

comment on caption:
Flip Wilson [Scrappy Doo]

I should really ask for further specifications before voting. The "it" could be a sweet treat or a million pounds...

Glyn Evans

Thursday
2:32pm

comment on caption:
Vote for this caption or the baby gets it! [Scrappy Doo]

Could be the movie or the book, or a Pennywise doll..

stone face

Thursday
3:24pm

comment on caption:
Vote for this caption or the baby gets it! [Scrappy Doo]

Caitlyn Jenner?

Troompa Loompa

Monday
6:54pm

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Perfect for the trans parent. [Scrappy Doo]

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