Scrijjy Doo
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09/04/19 4:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old.
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Hold Wetty and Crappy while I hang myself. 02/05/22 20:06:01 |
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You had me at Wetty and Crappy.
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Nothing like that first pee after hibernation. 27/04/21 20:49:07 |
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 12:14:48 |
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19/08/21 13:41:14 |
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07/02/21 20:02:39 |
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31/07/20 14:48:12 |
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"Nobody wears the same dress as me!" 25/02/22 22:27:30 |
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05/01/22 20:01:08 |
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Are you sure you have 5 years experience? 20/10/21 8:38:21 |
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The Bitches of Eastwick 25/10/20 14:48:35 |
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09/04/22 6:46:13 |
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But when I do it, I'm a terrible person. 06/12/21 12:56:21 |
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To be fair "sit" and "shit" sound pretty similar. 01/09/21 21:05:24 |
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01/11/20 13:20:19 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 20:18:35 |
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06/09/19 22:51:26 |
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🎵🎵 This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . 🎵🎵 06/08/19 5:12:19 |
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29/01/19 11:50:11 |
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I knew those mushrooms tasted funny. 06/01/22 20:03:31 |
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That's why they're on caption.me. Now if we could only make some captions taste funny.
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07/12/21 20:05:41 |
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That's one way to pick a winner. 21/07/21 20:31:35 |
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16/08/19 20:57:26 |
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11/01/19 12:24:25 |
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26/11/18 8:22:03 |
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Twas the fight before Christmas, 02/12/21 20:40:46 |
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Incontinence Hotline? No, I CAN'T HOLD! 27/10/21 12:34:00 |
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It's a little embarrassing when you have to ask your grandkids how to work the marital aids. 13/08/21 13:28:04 |
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Everyone loves royal jelly, but no one wants to see how it's made. 02/06/21 15:43:29 |
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Yeah. I remember that episode, when the queen turns into a giant bee.
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01/02/21 20:22:12 |
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12/10/20 22:25:36 |
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Some stereotypes are hard to shake. 23/08/20 20:58:36 |
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06/05/20 18:40:09 |
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03/05/20 22:59:12 |
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There are no winners in strip poker. 01/02/22 10:19:20 |
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To me, it looked like it ended before it began.
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08/04/21 12:01:54 |
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"I promise. Every penny will go to booze." 11/02/21 20:42:10 |
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Judging from a previous picture every booze will go to Penny.
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30/01/21 16:10:02 |
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13/03/20 18:20:16 |
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03/02/20 18:16:08 |
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No wonder Santa has an insatiable appetite for milk and cookies. 26/12/19 20:23:57 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 12:53:21 |
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23/03/21 21:17:32 |
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"We will fight them on the beaches..." 16/03/21 20:22:12 |
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Young Winston?
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Met at a Star Trek convention. Happily married 10 years. 21/10/20 20:32:52 |
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Google "Lady on Lady Action." You may be disappointed. 15/09/20 20:27:09 |
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19/08/20 21:12:00 |
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When you order a bride online you have to be very specific. 24/03/20 12:33:02 |
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26/12/19 8:08:59 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 13:58:15 |
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The prostitutes just aren't trying anymore. 29/04/22 20:18:29 |
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31/01/22 15:46:51 |
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04/01/22 13:36:42 |
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07/07/21 20:25:01 |
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Everything comes with free chips. 24/01/21 14:22:48 |
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02/02/20 20:57:34 |
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05/11/19 3:36:43 |
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🎵🎵 Who Left The Dog Stout? 🎵🎵 29/04/19 18:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'.
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25/12/18 14:33:26 |
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01/05/22 20:03:27 |
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For Pete's sake put on a mask! 31/01/22 20:33:01 |
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For everyone else's sake too.
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"You idiot. I said, "Have fun at the PLAY CENTER." 03/12/21 12:41:08 |
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29/11/21 12:11:09 |
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25/11/21 23:39:06 |
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Now thank Jesus and add generously to the collection plate
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Some fetishes are oddly specific. 11/10/21 14:12:44 |
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It was all fun and games until he tried to wash the toaster. 23/06/21 21:38:33 |
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28/04/21 8:03:14 |
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14/04/21 20:56:03 |
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Horoscope: Stay away from Aries. 29/03/21 20:07:14 |
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She did that’s Capricorn.
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18/11/20 17:46:30 |
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Nobody expects the British Dental Association! 28/08/20 0:44:20 |
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04/08/20 14:39:12 |
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Hey kid. Wanna buy some quack? 29/07/20 20:35:28 |
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"Yes but it has to be quick. I'm only interested in quick quack. It's a quirk of mine."
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16/06/20 14:40:24 |
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He doesn't have insurance. Put it back! Put it back! 24/02/20 15:06:00 |
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The problem with "ultimate" is you can only do it once. 19/02/20 13:35:47 |
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When an elf reaches puberty, Santa kicks it out onto the streets. 11/02/20 0:00:37 |
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That's not very saintly!
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13/12/19 12:57:23 |
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22/11/19 18:09:38 |
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11/11/19 22:06:00 |
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08/10/19 10:44:36 |
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It's covered in bits of Yorkie!
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16/09/19 20:44:13 |
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19/08/19 13:26:47 |
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If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman.
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15/08/19 20:11:26 |
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07/05/19 13:39:37 |
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20/04/19 12:20:46 |
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20/03/19 22:44:05 |
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26/02/19 13:43:31 |
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Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE! 14/01/19 22:21:54 |
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02/03/22 16:13:26 |
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30/01/22 13:26:39 |
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Marking your kills is a bit offensive. 17/01/22 20:19:43 |
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30/11/21 22:50:04 |
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05/11/21 15:37:34 |
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If you sprayed your lawn with Roundup you may be entitled to compensation. 21/10/21 20:10:19 |
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Good luck collecting it.
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02/10/21 15:50:21 |
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"I can't stand the constant whining," said the baby. 13/08/21 20:05:48 |
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Turns out their pacemakers were the same frequency as the garage door opener. 13/08/21 12:54:14 |
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15,000 channels, but nothing good is on. 02/07/21 17:21:01 |
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This is a fine meth she's gotten herself into.
8:59pm
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Harley Quinn was never the same after meth. [Scrijjy Doo]
Sounds like a good read.
I figure dying alone would be the same as dying surrounded by loads of people, how are you going to know either which way? - You're dead, is it really that important to make up numbers at the funeral so these people can feel sorry for themselves because they've lost a connection from their past or for their future survival?
They have to continue surviving, you don't. Live it up. 😆
7:54pm
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By the author of "How to Die Alone." [Scrijjy Doo]
Making Lovecraft?
5:41pm
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No Mating With Cthulhu [Scrijjy Doo]
Or vice versa.
10:03pm
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The smaller the dick, the bigger the dick. [Scrijjy Doo]
Wetty and Crappy. Just can't read that without laughing. Love it
10:02pm
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Hold Wetty and Crappy while I hang myself. [Scrijjy Doo]
You had me at Wetty and Crappy.
10:41pm
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Hold Wetty and Crappy while I hang myself. [Scrijjy Doo]
These terrorists make for terrible pilots. Don't they know that you're not meant to crash the plane?
It's probably because they're so fickle. I mean come on, becoming so easily radicalised?
8:55am
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Terrorists are getting desperate for things to crash into. [Scrijjy Doo]
Lol. I thought was a pig
8:56am
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"Get a load of the pink clown," said the bunny. [Scrijjy Doo]
He has a special button installed to call her
8:57am
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Melania's official duty is to shake His Royal Penis for 5 minutes until it stops dripping. [Scrijjy Doo]
It is said the bunny.
4:13pm
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"Get a load of the pink clown," said the bunny. [Scrijjy Doo]