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Scrijjy Doo
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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06/09/19 21:51:26 |
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♫♫ This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . ♫♫ 06/08/19 4:12:19 |
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26/11/18 8:22:03 |
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No wonder Santa has an insatiable appetite for milk and cookies. 26/12/19 20:23:57 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 11:53:21 |
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26/12/19 8:08:59 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 12:58:15 |
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05/11/19 3:36:43 |
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29/04/19 17:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'. --Karyn Harrison
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08/10/19 9:44:36 |
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It's covered in bits of Yorkie! --Karyn Harrison
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19/08/19 12:26:47 |
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If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman. --Dave Bryan
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20/03/19 22:44:05 |
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Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE! 14/01/19 22:21:54 |
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22/12/19 22:04:10 |
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26/10/19 13:14:22 |
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07/07/19 12:43:53 |
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For this shot, I recommend a wedge. 14/04/19 19:01:58 |
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Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms. 03/03/19 14:24:54 |
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What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party. 19/11/18 13:08:40 |
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30/12/19 22:35:53 |
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Knock, knock. 13/12/19 20:09:34 |
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That pink hair is getting me hot. Lock the wheels on your walker. 12/12/19 14:40:11 |
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Frankly I don't want to keep up with the Kardashians. 19/11/19 22:38:23 |
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Once you go paca, you never go backa. 09/09/19 20:20:02 |
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There's nothing funny about vaginal tearing. 02/07/19 19:26:52 |
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Thanks! I've been looking for a way to get fatter. 16/06/19 16:44:59 |
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Vote for this caption or the baby gets it! 12/06/19 23:26:47 |
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Could be the movie or the book, or a Pennywise doll.. --stone face
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You're giving the dog too much food. 11/06/19 14:16:15 |
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Does the urogenital opening match the drapes? 09/06/19 15:00:37 |
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07/06/19 12:13:07 |
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"What banana skiiiinnnn?" --Troompa Loompa
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We are the knights who make soup. 26/04/19 11:32:43 |
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13/01/19 21:17:39 |
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Number 3, officer. That's the one that pinched my bum! 05/01/20 21:29:32 |
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What is it with flightless birds? --Karyn Harrison
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31/12/19 17:40:49 |
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26/12/19 21:09:02 |
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25/12/19 21:05:55 |
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08/12/19 1:54:11 |
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"And let's add a happy little wolf here." 29/11/19 20:37:03 |
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Thanks, but I don't swing that way. 08/11/19 18:05:42 |
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31/10/19 21:09:54 |
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Amish porn is not for everyone. 25/10/19 17:28:04 |
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This is all he can afford on 3 cents a day sewing Nikes. 17/10/19 19:51:23 |
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Let him who is without sin taste the first scone. 07/10/19 20:10:52 |
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06/09/19 21:47:42 |
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11/07/19 19:25:32 |
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Lose Weight Fast With This One Weird Trick 18/06/19 14:03:52 |
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16/06/19 22:04:24 |
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Caitlyn Jenner? --Troompa Loompa
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30/05/19 20:12:58 |
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New photos reveal black holes are actually square! 23/05/19 20:01:55 |
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Maybe she's born with it, 05/05/19 19:09:34 |
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From here things went downhill quickly. 30/04/19 20:47:28 |
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21/03/19 10:19:04 |
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01/02/19 0:27:52 |
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18/01/19 0:23:38 |
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sknaht. --Scrappy Doo
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Seasons Greetings from Homer Simpson's Nuts 23/12/18 0:36:59 |
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That one caught me out - I choked on my cup of tea! :D --Pussy Galore
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01/12/18 14:57:46 |
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30/11/18 20:05:06 |
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Bicycle Division reporting for duty! Fri 22:41:57 |
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28/12/19 23:33:09 |
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16/12/19 1:40:34 |
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It has less plastic than a real fish! 15/12/19 17:17:58 |
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It says here the train is coming at four fif-- 30/11/19 12:34:52 |
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The special effects in Dune were awful. 13/11/19 16:10:02 |
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Not sure how this helps breast cancer, but okay. 12/11/19 23:16:30 |
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I've heard them called tanks before. --James Lennox
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13/10/19 14:59:11 |
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♫ ♫ Hoo! Pet the dog snout! . . . Hoo! . . . Hoo! Hoo! . . ♫ ♫ 24/09/19 19:05:07 |
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Do you know old MacDonald had a farm? Stop singing and clean the stables. 19/09/19 12:45:49 |
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And Mexico is going to pay for it. 10/08/19 0:14:42 |
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The new Volkswagon actually complies with emissions standards. 04/08/19 18:56:05 |
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Come on down to Lawsuit World! 19/07/19 14:07:51 |
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You know it's time to clean the sink when the hairball gains sentience. 28/06/19 17:20:13 |
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10/06/19 12:27:48 |
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27/05/19 23:39:11 |
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287 crashes caused by trying to read sign so far. 24/05/19 16:36:32 |
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But then how are we seeing this? 30/04/19 14:47:01 |
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24/02/19 0:02:04 |
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Please tell me you're not wearing those socks with that bra. 18/01/19 21:40:19 |
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Won't look good with skid marks. 15/01/19 13:32:48 |
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28/12/18 8:59:09 |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, 06/12/18 20:37:09 |
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The Christians were right. It's the Raptore! 05/12/18 15:21:55 |
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Pitching a tent the old fashioned way. 29/11/18 14:36:22 |
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25/11/18 13:51:53 |
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Honey, do I look fat? Be honest. 04/11/18 21:34:41 |
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On second thought, let's not vape. Sun 0:45:33 |
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If there's one thing that's funny it's anal cancer. Thu 14:18:10 |
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I totally agree with Karyn. The dog looks healthy and if it is a lump which is hard to tell from the photo, it's smooth surface suggests something quite benign. It looked like a pixie to me as the owner seems to have trimmed the area in that shap... --Stephen Bean
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Testing cosmetics on animals isn't pretty. 12/01/20 18:40:45 |
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05/01/20 19:57:24 |
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What gear do I use for NO FREAKING LEGS??!! 05/01/20 17:14:36 |
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I never will understand cricket. 05/01/20 1:02:27 |
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Is it just me or does Melania lack warmth? 27/12/19 17:14:34 |
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Thanks to Monsanto, the Green Giant is no longer jolly. 26/12/19 14:39:11 |
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And he would have gotten away with it if only he had remembered air holes. 19/12/19 20:14:43 |
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30/11/19 12:31:38 |
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Everyone loves salami, but no one wants to see how it's made. 24/11/19 20:26:07 |
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15/11/19 13:36:46 |
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I'm going to ask one last time: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and savior? 10/11/19 1:50:15 |
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Maybe we need to rework the slogan. 08/11/19 22:37:10 |
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07/11/19 20:35:58 |
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Next year they'll get two days. 04/11/19 12:02:27 |
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22/10/19 19:22:30 |
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20/10/19 16:47:43 |
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The years have not been kind to Mark Hamill. 28/09/19 12:57:37 |
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The Trump Memorial is spot on. 25/09/19 16:46:41 |
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23/09/19 16:07:28 |
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19/09/19 20:35:55 |
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There's no problem. We stopped you to compliment your shirt. 10/09/19 18:54:35 |
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It will get you laid, then arrested for indecent exposure. 08/09/19 21:08:36 |
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08/08/19 12:50:59 |
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Lol --Lee Hauxwell
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Trump's staff lacks diversity, and souls. 04/08/19 1:13:41 |
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♫♫ And no, he never returned ♫ 30/07/19 0:59:53 |
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It's many decades since I heard that song! --Molly R
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Maxell Audio Cassette Tapes 18/07/19 13:57:12 |
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4th of July Sex Trafficking Sale 15/07/19 13:04:40 |
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Black Spray Paint, when you don't have time to burn dinner. 20/06/19 19:38:15 |
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And she will name him Diabeetus. 18/06/19 13:58:40 |
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Santa now regrets 13/06/19 23:12:20 |
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5 Signs You May Have An Eating Disorder 06/06/19 19:26:52 |
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Who says enema bags can't be festive? 05/06/19 14:03:14 |
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It was the breast of times. It was the worst of times. 03/06/19 13:16:03 |
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Let's not stoop to low bra humor. 03/06/19 13:09:36 |
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The Karate Kid, Part 14: Please kill me. 12/03/19 14:42:44 |
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Welcome to customer service. How may I direct your call? 06/03/19 20:06:25 |
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Why yes, I am carrying live gerbils. 04/03/19 21:59:44 |
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Nearby stores that sell irons. . . 07/02/19 23:53:31 |
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His bark is worse than his bike. 13/01/19 21:11:12 |
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11/01/19 13:56:58 |
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What's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like you? 10/01/19 11:13:04 |
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The Unbearable Lightness of Bearing 01/01/19 11:33:21 |
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Oops! --Scrappy Doo
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Gentrification has hit gopher holes pretty hard. 20/11/18 14:17:36 |
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Maybe someone should stop making jokes and call the Fire Department. 16/11/18 10:44:14 |
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Nothing like the smell of fish and chips! Sun 14:59:53 |
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"Sorry little boy. I can't give you an erection." 30/12/19 18:32:25 |
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"Peace be with mew." 24/12/19 14:29:58 |
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It's not easy being in Demi Moore's box. 22/12/19 21:57:11 |
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Don't you hate it when you get sucked into a woodchipper. 22/12/19 21:55:25 |
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Disney ruined Stars Wars with Episode 37: The Love Bug. 19/12/19 14:28:11 |
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Casting Heath Ledger for the sequel was a stroke of genius. 17/12/19 14:08:25 |
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Ouch. --James Lennox
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This website uses COOKIEEEEEES! 16/12/19 16:44:36 |
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Computer glitch. Slow connection.
1:13am
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Turd Whirled [Scrijjy Doo]
And what about number 2?
8:49am
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Number 3, officer. That's the one that pinched my bum! [Scrijjy Doo]
What is it with flightless birds?
3:42pm
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Number 3, officer. That's the one that pinched my bum! [Scrijjy Doo]
There's far too many Rowdy captioneers on this site. So do me a Favor and keep the noise down.
1:56pm
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Rawhide! [Scrijjy Doo]
If I'd thought for one moment that the dog had cancer I wouldn't have added this photo. The shape looks too symmetrical to me for this to be the case. The dog doesn't look underweight. I'm sure if it was suffering in any way it would have been put to sleep.
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If there's one thing that's funny it's anal cancer. [Scrijjy Doo]
I totally agree with Karyn. The dog looks healthy and if it is a lump which is hard to tell from the photo, it's smooth surface suggests something quite benign. It looked like a pixie to me as the owner seems to have trimmed the area in that shape, suggesting it has probably looked like that for a long time.
ps.If anyone can think of a good rhyme for 'dust' please let me know...
5:53pm
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If there's one thing that's funny it's anal cancer. [Scrijjy Doo]
Thanks Steve. You know more about this sort of thing than I do being a doctor so I value your opinion!
7:50pm
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If there's one thing that's funny it's anal cancer. [Scrijjy Doo]
Stephen, what a good rhyme is depends on the context. Without that context, I can think of: bust, crust, cussed, fussed, must, just, lust, trust, sussed, disgust, rust, robust, bussed, fussed, encrust, adjust, and that's not including the almost-rhymes such as those with "sh".
9:24pm
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If there's one thing that's funny it's anal cancer. [Scrijjy Doo]
Gum rhymes with Bum. I know it's irrelevant in this particular context...but how hilarious 🤣
10:15pm
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If there's one thing that's funny it's anal cancer. [Scrijjy Doo]
The dog could be chewing gum with his bum, that would explain the bubble ... (EDIT: Post caption, I'd best Anon myself)
11:19pm
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If there's one thing that's funny it's anal cancer. [Scrijjy Doo]