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Scrappy Doo

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The Abdominal Doughman

09/04/19 4:05:51

Oh you cheeky little thing you ..superb --stone face

29/01/19 11:50:11

11/01/19 12:24:25

26/11/18 8:22:03

25/12/18 14:33:26

I see Ben, but where's Jerry?

Sat 12:20:46

We Let The Dogs Inn

20/03/19 22:44:05

lol

Kick him in the marbles!

26/02/19 13:43:31

Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE!

14/01/19 22:21:54

For this shot, I recommend a wedge.

14/04/19 20:01:58

Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms.

03/03/19 14:24:54

What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party.

19/11/18 13:08:40

The Charred

17/03/19 19:04:43

creative

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation

04/03/19 13:46:49

The Fast and The Furriest

13/01/19 21:17:39

Joan the Baptist.

21/03/19 10:19:04

Toll ahead- 6 bucks.

01/02/19 0:27:52

stit ecin

18/01/19 0:23:38

sknaht. --Scrappy Doo

lol

Seasons Greetings from Homer Simpson's Nuts

23/12/18 0:36:59

That one caught me out - I choked on my cup of tea! :D --Pussy Galore

Lead Zepellin

01/12/18 14:57:46

He's on a steak out

30/11/18 20:05:06

Litter boxing

17/11/18 23:49:58

This is music to my eyes.

08/03/19 22:11:51

Approval of Seal

24/02/19 0:02:04

They're really well hung!

19/02/19 23:51:15

Please tell me you're not wearing those socks with that bra.

18/01/19 21:40:19

Won't look good with skid marks.

15/01/19 13:32:48

Flagged for indecency.

07/01/19 20:30:00

I want my Brexit!

03/01/19 12:02:15

Purrs the Lord!

28/12/18 8:59:09

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When emissions testing we deceive.

06/12/18 20:37:09

The Christians were right. It's the Raptore!

05/12/18 15:21:55

Pitching a tent the old fashioned way.

29/11/18 14:36:22

Kitten Garden Cop

28/11/18 15:09:19

See hues later, alligator.

25/11/18 13:51:53

Honey, do I look fat? Be honest.

04/11/18 21:34:41

Monkey see, monkey doobie.

Fri 20:00:48

Chewing Gum?

03/04/19 13:17:36

Talk about a shitty view!

24/03/19 20:14:12

The Karate Kid, Part 14: Please kill me.

12/03/19 14:42:44

Welcome to customer service. How may I direct your call?

06/03/19 20:06:25

Why yes, I am carrying live gerbils.

04/03/19 21:59:44

Nearby stores that sell irons. . .

07/02/19 23:53:31

They're having a fire sale.

26/01/19 14:44:28

His bark is worse than his bike.

13/01/19 21:11:12

Catillac

11/01/19 13:56:58

What's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like you?

10/01/19 11:13:04

Ye shall rip, what ye sew.

09/01/19 12:01:37

Ice DiscourAge

04/01/19 20:50:21

No Spring Chicken

03/01/19 0:00:31

clever

The Unbearable Lightness of Bearing

01/01/19 11:33:21

In Cod We Trust

28/12/18 13:13:04

Oops! --Scrappy Doo

The Fast and the Fizziest

09/12/18 22:17:35

Introducing the 2019 Vulva.

02/12/18 20:02:10

Bo Derek has not aged well.

21/11/18 13:38:10

Gentrification has hit gopher holes pretty hard.

20/11/18 14:17:36

Pussy Riot

17/11/18 23:45:56

I see!

17/11/18 14:41:06

Maybe someone should stop making jokes and call the Fire Department.

16/11/18 10:44:14

I'd rather see her topless.

28/10/18 21:35:49

In my day we didn't have sexting. You had to sculpt it out of clay, and send it Pony Express.

Thu 15:17:49

This kind of picture is called a "limey."

14/04/19 21:44:58

She ain't heavy, she's my grandmother.

12/04/19 13:07:07

Can you hear me now?

03/04/19 5:05:33

Just your average Trump supporter.

28/03/19 13:20:15

Why can't they be more athletic like us, typing at a computer?

26/03/19 20:08:51

The law doesn't specify how the elderly are to be euthanized.

22/03/19 13:27:05

It was the breast of times, it was the HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

19/03/19 21:18:25

Chasing a dream, without a paddle.

14/03/19 13:55:51

Joke's on them. It's the same exact pee in both.

14/03/19 1:48:33

How primitive. He's using a land line.

06/03/19 23:52:49

The Dogs of Warhol

22/02/19 21:40:58

"Cry Havoc!! ... Blast. One of the dogs has slipped." :^) --Crunchy Chords

You should see the back door.

13/02/19 22:49:03

Some people keep a tiny Jesus statue on their dashboard, but not Phil.

25/01/19 11:58:01

Loli-ted

24/01/19 13:04:07

We put the public in publication.

20/01/19 20:26:38

Vole Grains

15/01/19 9:38:41

The Shoe Plank Redemption

12/01/19 22:31:05

You look ridiculous. Change that sweater.

08/01/19 12:20:07

I'm getting al dente.

03/01/19 12:16:34

Thanks James Lennox. --Scrappy Doo

Benson & Dredges

20/12/18 20:40:17

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

18/12/18 9:43:25

Bridge Over Doubled Water

11/12/18 14:18:11

Perfect for cross country.

09/12/18 22:20:54

In hindsight, the snowman menorah was a terrible idea.

07/12/18 20:03:11

Pterostackedtyls

05/12/18 12:51:52

Cardbird Cutout

29/11/18 20:09:50

Do you think you could help hold this thing, you lazy cow?

29/11/18 14:36:52

No, I can still see your herpes.

29/11/18 14:31:29

I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geisha.

25/11/18 1:15:32

11. Whining

16/11/18 20:05:23

I've always wanted to visit the Grout Wall of Whiner. --Crunchy Chords

What is the sound of one heel clicking?

09/11/18 13:45:27

Heather Mills? --Michael Winner

Wipe your nose Steve!

07/11/18 13:50:23

His reaction to being told about combs.

07/11/18 8:09:32

Saute on permanent press for 5 minutes. Add lemon and serve.

23/10/18 20:48:56

Wait'll Hugh Hefner gets a load of me.

Fri 14:06:44

Born To Be Wild

Fri 14:04:35

Comes with pussy hat.

Wed 12:15:19

I see your double breasted jacket, and raise you.

Wed 12:13:37

Equipped with a USB slut.

12/04/19 21:41:18

G-spot found!

11/04/19 22:35:54

I had to turn them down when I saw the wordiness of their movie title.
Sorry ladies. Grammar matters!

09/04/19 14:38:42

These boots are made for dorking.

05/04/19 23:12:54

Where's dildo?

05/04/19 23:08:14

You've Got Snail

31/03/19 2:33:52

Companies reduce the size of products gradually, and hope no one notices.

30/03/19 13:04:47

Stormy Wether

25/03/19 23:59:57

The Baaapture

25/03/19 20:56:45

That kid is hung like a mule!

24/03/19 2:51:56

Where's Billy?

24/03/19 2:48:05

The worst part is putting the worm on the hook.

21/03/19 22:51:41

You're shaving way too hard.

19/03/19 19:33:08

Thumb thing is horribly wrong.

19/03/19 19:27:30

Not all procedures are successful.

18/03/19 21:23:33

Many were led ashtray.

17/03/19 18:45:41

It looks just like its mother.

17/03/19 0:38:56

Where rat infestations are king!

13/03/19 14:18:38

They need to save water for the fires.

10/03/19 19:30:57

Do I amuse you?

09/03/19 23:36:19

Spring cleaning. Time to clean the dead hookers out of your trunk.

09/03/19 17:23:56

Dollar store headphones are the worst.

09/03/19 3:40:50

That's the last time I eat wild mushrooms.

06/03/19 12:48:46

Those aren't grill marks; they're tire treads.

05/03/19 14:07:15

What a butt head!

03/03/19 22:12:43

Meanwhile in Flint Michigan.

03/03/19 14:27:10

Gaur so vane.

02/03/19 23:11:05

Ctshoehu

02/03/19 23:08:28

Meanwhile in Flint Michigan.

01/03/19 18:27:44

Live from New York, it's Vagiday Night!

01/03/19 18:25:08

And I thought humping your leg was annoying.

28/02/19 13:37:24

Make sure to read the fine print.

28/02/19 9:00:18

They can't see you as long as you stay still.

22/02/19 15:32:12

And then she ate her dog.

22/02/19 0:54:59

She can hear a French fry hit the ground from 500 meters.

22/02/19 0:09:04

We are all terrible people.

19/02/19 23:58:36

Lunge Bob Crap Pants

09/02/19 14:36:14

Gordon Ramsay is gonna lose his shit when he sees this.

09/02/19 2:37:02

Crap Suzette

08/02/19 23:04:01

Ichabod Lame

07/02/19 13:13:53

The headless whores, man.

07/02/19 12:56:31

Swiss Missfits

06/02/19 20:11:40

Heidi from Hell

06/02/19 20:10:07

Good for small trips.

06/02/19 0:56:58

No worries. The baby is an undercover officer.

05/02/19 0:50:12

Come on down to
All-You-Can-Eat Dachshund Buffet!

03/02/19 2:25:53

Alloyz II Men

02/02/19 22:29:31

It's just a jump to the left . . .♫♫

29/01/19 15:41:56

Eat Flesh

26/01/19 12:42:36

The Moron Association Annual Picnic

24/01/19 0:20:19

I'll be bark.

20/01/19 19:49:34

The years have not been kind to Hulk Hogan.

20/01/19 8:09:23

The lobster is ready.

19/01/19 4:15:33

He's done on this side. Turn him over.

18/01/19 21:38:52

When you want your eyes treated by someone who doesn't pay attention to detail.

09/01/19 23:09:01

Planters Fistyitis

08/01/19 11:53:33

EP phone home!

04/01/19 0:14:46

Wine Rack

01/01/19 15:31:52

I told the waiter to step on it.

31/12/18 22:07:42

Puss N Booty

31/12/18 1:14:09

Stop being such a pussy!

31/12/18 0:44:09

Babe 2: Morbidly Obese

30/12/18 19:19:39

Grass always gives me the munchies.

30/12/18 14:06:33

Adrian!

26/12/18 11:24:49

He really spills his guts in this shocking exposé.

18/12/18 3:21:58

A very rare first edition of Playgirl

17/12/18 22:56:14

What's the point in having a centerfold, if there are no genitals?

17/12/18 20:11:04

GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COUCH! WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN?!!

16/12/18 19:17:58

Grandma was in to some freaky stuff.

16/12/18 19:15:40

"Why take the train, when you can ride Tran?"

15/12/18 4:31:10

I've heard of plunging necklines, but plunging headlines?

15/12/18 4:23:48

I love your ropean cars.

12/12/18 15:06:09

Chronic Bronzchitis

11/12/18 20:05:20

Not to be confused with Queef Ale.

11/12/18 14:06:36

Recycling the elderly has never been more convenient. Introducing the Crush Granny 9000.

10/12/18 14:21:03

♫ ♫ There must have been some steroids in that old silk hat they found. ♫ ♫

07/12/18 21:47:22

Frosty has roid rage.

07/12/18 21:44:42

I always have trouble perpendicular parking.

07/12/18 12:48:47

The Cane Scrutiny

05/12/18 11:25:57

♫ ♫ Just sit right back, and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this penguin ship. ♫ ♫

04/12/18 20:16:14

Global warming, my ass!

04/12/18 20:00:57

Tennis Match

04/12/18 11:29:13

Stairway To Hooven

03/12/18 20:40:00

But does the carpet match the drapes?

03/12/18 11:21:15

I'm gonna drink til the cows come home.

30/11/18 20:03:23

Most prostitutes don't wear an actual price tag, but Barbie is not most prostitutes.

29/11/18 0:20:31

Look, a kitty cot!

26/11/18 15:23:57

I'm not getting on that broken down old thing.
What about the bench?

25/11/18 20:05:02

This place has the ugliest hookers.

24/11/18 21:11:35

I know who's getting a turtleneck sweater this Christmas!

23/11/18 20:24:21

What do you get when you cross a turtle with an ostrich?
I don't know, but it just bit my nuts off!

23/11/18 20:04:25

You idiot. I said Quarter pounder with CHEESE.

19/11/18 20:44:52

17/11/18 23:42:12

17/11/18 22:33:27

16/11/18 20:03:25

14/11/18 20:02:23

Thanks to autocorrect, Brad had girled cheese for lunch.

13/11/18 12:24:30

The original mop tops.

11/11/18 15:15:25

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

08/11/18 12:52:29

Not the Pussy Riot I was expecting.

21/10/18 19:19:56

Boneless chicken

Sat 12:18:48

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Completely out of his tree.

Karyn Harrison

28/12/18
8:43pm

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The lunatic is on the grass. [Scrappy Doo]

This should have had votes before now :)

James Lennox

03/01/19
8:27pm

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I'm getting al dente. [Scrappy Doo]

Thanks James Lennox.

Scrappy Doo

04/01/19
12:18am

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I'm getting al dente. [Scrappy Doo]

Typo? stit ecin?

James Lennox

18/01/19
1:11am

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stit ecin [Scrappy Doo]

sknaht.

Scrappy Doo

18/01/19
3:16am

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stit ecin [Scrappy Doo]

"Cry Havoc!!

... Blast. One of the dogs has slipped."

:^)

Crunchy Chords

22/02/19
11:16pm

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The Dogs of Warhol [Scrappy Doo]

It's only a little squirt!

Karyn Harrison

26/02/19
2:03pm

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You idiot. I said black! [Scrappy Doo]

Might have been funny any day other than today, after the news from New Zealand sad face

[anon]

15/03/19
6:59pm

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We should have heeded the warning signs that Snowball was a white supremacist. [Scrappy Doo]

Oops. Sorry.

Scrappy Doo

15/03/19
8:17pm

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We should have heeded the warning signs that Snowball was a white supremacist. [Scrappy Doo]

Oh you cheeky little thing you ..superb

stone face

09/04/19
7:01am

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The Abdominal Doughman [Scrappy Doo]

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