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Scrijjy Doo
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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♫♫ This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . ♫♫ 06/08/19 5:12:19 |
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03/02/20 18:16:08 |
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No wonder Santa has an insatiable appetite for milk and cookies. 26/12/19 20:23:57 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 12:53:21 |
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When you order a bride online you have to be very specific. 24/03/20 12:33:02 |
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26/12/19 8:08:59 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 13:58:15 |
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29/04/19 18:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'. --Karyn Harrison
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25/12/18 14:33:26 |
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He doesn't have insurance. Put it back! Put it back! 24/02/20 15:06:00 |
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The problem with "ultimate" is you can only do it once. 19/02/20 13:35:47 |
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When an elf reaches puberty, Santa kicks it out onto the streets. 11/02/20 0:00:37 |
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That's not very saintly! --Karyn Harrison
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22/11/19 18:09:38 |
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11/11/19 22:06:00 |
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08/10/19 10:44:36 |
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It's covered in bits of Yorkie! --Karyn Harrison
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16/09/19 20:44:13 |
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19/08/19 13:26:47 |
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If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman. --Dave Bryan
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20/03/19 22:44:05 |
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26/02/19 13:43:31 |
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Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE! 14/01/19 22:21:54 |
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22/12/19 22:04:10 |
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26/10/19 14:14:22 |
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07/07/19 13:43:53 |
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For this shot, I recommend a wedge. 14/04/19 20:01:58 |
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Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms. 03/03/19 14:24:54 |
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What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party. 19/11/18 13:08:40 |
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Explaining universal health care to a Trump supporter. 28/03/20 0:56:23 |
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26/03/20 12:23:25 |
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30/12/19 22:35:53 |
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Knock, knock. 13/12/19 20:09:34 |
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That pink hair is getting me hot. Lock the wheels on your walker. 12/12/19 14:40:11 |
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Frankly I don't want to keep up with the Kardashians. 19/11/19 22:38:23 |
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Once you go paca, you never go backa. 09/09/19 21:20:02 |
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There's nothing funny about vaginal tearing. 02/07/19 20:26:52 |
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Thanks! I've been looking for a way to get fatter. 16/06/19 17:44:59 |
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Vote for this caption or the baby gets it! 13/06/19 0:26:47 |
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Could be the movie or the book, or a Pennywise doll.. --stone face
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You're giving the dog too much food. 11/06/19 15:16:15 |
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Does the urogenital opening match the drapes? 09/06/19 16:00:37 |
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07/06/19 13:13:07 |
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"What banana skiiiinnnn?" --Troompa Loompa
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We are the knights who make soup. 26/04/19 12:32:43 |
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04/03/19 13:46:49 |
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13/01/19 21:17:39 |
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Having a trophy wife is not as great as it sounds. 29/01/20 14:38:34 |
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The royals are a strange bunch. 24/01/20 16:46:08 |
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I was considering this but thought the better of it. You are a bold person. I hope you get lots of votes (and not too much hate). --Willie Johnson
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Number 3, officer. That's the one that pinched my bum! 05/01/20 21:29:32 |
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What is it with flightless birds? --Karyn Harrison
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31/12/19 17:40:49 |
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08/12/19 1:54:11 |
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"And let's add a happy little wolf here." 29/11/19 20:37:03 |
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Thanks, but I don't swing that way. 08/11/19 18:05:42 |
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31/10/19 21:09:54 |
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Amish porn is not for everyone. 25/10/19 18:28:04 |
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This is all he can afford on 3 cents a day sewing Nikes. 17/10/19 20:51:23 |
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Let him who is without sin taste the first scone. 07/10/19 21:10:52 |
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Lose Weight Fast With This One Weird Trick 18/06/19 15:03:52 |
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16/06/19 23:04:24 |
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Caitlyn Jenner? --Troompa Loompa
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30/05/19 21:12:58 |
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New photos reveal black holes are actually square! 23/05/19 21:01:55 |
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Maybe she's born with it, 05/05/19 20:09:34 |
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From here things went downhill quickly. 30/04/19 21:47:28 |
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01/02/19 0:27:52 |
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18/01/19 0:23:38 |
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sknaht. --Scrappy Doo
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Seasons Greetings from Homer Simpson's Nuts 23/12/18 0:36:59 |
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That one caught me out - I choked on my cup of tea! :D --Pussy Galore
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29/03/20 22:15:13 |
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Can't remember where I parked. 29/03/20 16:28:00 |
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Porn fetishes have gotten strangely specific. 05/03/20 13:54:11 |
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03/03/20 12:13:32 |
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14/02/20 20:47:42 |
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This is a non-smoking flight. Put out that Camel. 03/02/20 20:19:27 |
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Bicycle Division reporting for duty! 17/01/20 22:41:57 |
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28/12/19 23:33:09 |
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16/12/19 1:40:34 |
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It has less plastic than a real fish! 15/12/19 17:17:58 |
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It says here the train is coming at four fif-- 30/11/19 12:34:52 |
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The special effects in Dune were awful. 13/11/19 16:10:02 |
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Not sure how this helps breast cancer, but okay. 12/11/19 23:16:30 |
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I've heard them called tanks before. --James Lennox
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♫ ♫ Hoo! Pet the dog snout! . . . Hoo! . . . Hoo! Hoo! . . ♫ ♫ 24/09/19 20:05:07 |
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Do you know old MacDonald had a farm? Stop singing and clean the stables. 19/09/19 13:45:49 |
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And Mexico is going to pay for it. 10/08/19 1:14:42 |
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The new Volkswagon actually complies with emissions standards. 04/08/19 19:56:05 |
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Come on down to Lawsuit World! 19/07/19 15:07:51 |
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You know it's time to clean the sink when the hairball gains sentience. 28/06/19 18:20:13 |
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28/05/19 0:39:11 |
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287 crashes caused by trying to read sign so far. 24/05/19 17:36:32 |
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But then how are we seeing this? 30/04/19 15:47:01 |
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Please tell me you're not wearing those socks with that bra. 18/01/19 21:40:19 |
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Won't look good with skid marks. 15/01/19 13:32:48 |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, 06/12/18 20:37:09 |
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The Christians were right. It's the Raptore! 05/12/18 15:21:55 |
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Pitching a tent the old fashioned way. 29/11/18 14:36:22 |
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Honey, do I look fat? Be honest. 04/11/18 21:34:41 |
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16/03/20 20:09:25 |
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Now I feel foolish wearing gasoline powered undershorts. 08/03/20 20:26:58 |
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As a matter of fact the milkman WAS a goblin. Why do you ask? 08/03/20 18:13:03 |
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I don't always drink, 07/03/20 3:16:53 |
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04/03/20 13:30:04 |
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That's mean... but really funny. --Willie Johnson
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Uniforms always make him hard. 02/03/20 16:52:53 |
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Not all politicians are crooks. Some are devils. 01/03/20 19:54:43 |
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Andrew doesn't recall this picture being taken. 01/03/20 2:17:26 |
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And your new name will be Doris Yeltsin. 26/02/20 12:13:50 |
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This pose is called "Obnoxious Hipster with Man Bun." 25/02/20 13:08:50 |
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If you liked "Cats" you're gonna love "Twats." 05/02/20 10:48:30 |
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On second thought, let's not vape. 19/01/20 0:45:33 |
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If there's one thing that's funny it's anal cancer. 16/01/20 14:18:10 |
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I totally agree with Karyn. The dog looks healthy and if it is a lump which is hard to tell from the photo, it's smooth surface suggests something quite benign. It looked like a pixie to me as the owner seems to have trimmed the area in that shap... --Stephen Bean
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Testing cosmetics on animals isn't pretty. 12/01/20 18:40:45 |
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What gear do I use for NO FREAKING LEGS??!! 05/01/20 17:14:36 |
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I never will understand cricket. 05/01/20 1:02:27 |
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Is it just me or does Melania lack warmth? 27/12/19 17:14:34 |
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Thanks to Monsanto, the Green Giant is no longer jolly. 26/12/19 14:39:11 |
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And he would have gotten away with it if only he had remembered air holes. 19/12/19 20:14:43 |
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30/11/19 12:31:38 |
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Everyone loves salami, but no one wants to see how it's made. 24/11/19 20:26:07 |
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I'm going to ask one last time: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and savior? 10/11/19 1:50:15 |
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Maybe we need to rework the slogan. 08/11/19 22:37:10 |
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Next year they'll get two days. 04/11/19 12:02:27 |
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The years have not been kind to Mark Hamill. 28/09/19 13:57:37 |
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The Trump Memorial is spot on. 25/09/19 17:46:41 |
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19/09/19 21:35:55 |
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There's no problem. We stopped you to compliment your shirt. 10/09/19 19:54:35 |
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It will get you laid, then arrested for indecent exposure. 08/09/19 22:08:36 |
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Lol --Lee Hauxwell
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Trump's staff lacks diversity, and souls. 04/08/19 2:13:41 |
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♫♫ And no, he never returned ♫ 30/07/19 1:59:53 |
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It's many decades since I heard that song! --Molly R
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Maxell Audio Cassette Tapes 18/07/19 14:57:12 |
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4th of July Sex Trafficking Sale 15/07/19 14:04:40 |
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Black Spray Paint, when you don't have time to burn dinner. 20/06/19 20:38:15 |
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And she will name him Diabeetus. 18/06/19 14:58:40 |
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Santa now regrets 14/06/19 0:12:20 |
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5 Signs You May Have An Eating Disorder 06/06/19 20:26:52 |
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Who says enema bags can't be festive? 05/06/19 15:03:14 |
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It was the breast of times. It was the worst of times. 03/06/19 14:16:03 |
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Let's not stoop to low bra humor. 03/06/19 14:09:36 |
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The Karate Kid, Part 14: Please kill me. 12/03/19 14:42:44 |
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Welcome to customer service. How may I direct your call? 06/03/19 20:06:25 |
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Why yes, I am carrying live gerbils. 04/03/19 21:59:44 |
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Nearby stores that sell irons. . . 07/02/19 23:53:31 |
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His bark is worse than his bike. 13/01/19 21:11:12 |
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Elephant's foreskin, one of the biggest drawbacks of the jungle.
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The circumcision was an overwhelming success! [Scrijjy Doo]
Probably. What a movie pitch though? - Scarface in Space.
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Tell the world you surrender. [Scrijjy Doo]
Scar Wars
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Tell the world you surrender. [Scrijjy Doo]
No, my left brother.
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You're right, brother. This is just as good as sex. [Scrijjy Doo]
There was a sign on my boxing gym wall that said "It's hard to fly with the eagles when your surrounded by turkeys". Always made me laugh.
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You're right, brother. This is just as good as sex. [Scrijjy Doo]
After that last "job" are you sure it was Cher? Better get a fingerprint for ID.
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Sorry, we have to turn you away. No more plastic surgery, Cher. [Scrijjy Doo]
Is it a dogwood perhaps?
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You're treeing up the wrong bark. [Scrijjy Doo]
That's mean... but really funny.
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Brad Pitt is a lucky man. [Scrijjy Doo]
Great caption. Would read again.
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Cunt. [Scrijjy Doo]
And make the hat red.
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Now all it needs is "Make America Great Again." [Scrijjy Doo]