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Scrijjy Doo
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I suffered from depression for many years. From now on I'm going to enjoy it as much as possible. https://www.amazon.com/Be-Happy-Stupid-Scott-Evans-ebook/dp/B095Z3RVDK A policewoman with bipolar disorder and her partner, a germophobic German Shepherd who hacks computers, take on the 1%. https://scotttalbotevans.wixsite.com/prevention-force https://OneLineWonderland.wordpress.com https://ScottTalbotEvans.wordpress.com https://twitter.com/ScottTheWriter1
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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Nothing like that first pee after hibernation. 27/04/21 20:49:07 |
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 12:14:48 |
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19/08/21 13:41:14 |
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07/02/21 20:02:39 |
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31/07/20 14:48:12 |
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Are you sure you have 5 years experience? Wed 8:38:21 |
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The Bitches of Eastwick 25/10/20 14:48:35 |
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To be fair "sit" and "shit" sound pretty similar. 01/09/21 21:05:24 |
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01/11/20 13:20:19 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 20:18:35 |
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06/09/19 22:51:26 |
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🎵🎵 This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . 🎵🎵 06/08/19 5:12:19 |
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29/01/19 11:50:11 |
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That's one way to pick a winner. 21/07/21 20:31:35 |
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16/08/19 20:57:26 |
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11/01/19 12:24:25 |
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26/11/18 8:22:03 |
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It's a little embarrassing when you have to ask your grandkids how to work the marital aids. 13/08/21 13:28:04 |
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Everyone loves royal jelly, but no one wants to see how it's made. 02/06/21 15:43:29 |
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Yeah. I remember that episode, when the queen turns into a giant bee. --Glyn Evans
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01/02/21 20:22:12 |
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12/10/20 22:25:36 |
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Some stereotypes are hard to shake. 23/08/20 20:58:36 |
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06/05/20 18:40:09 |
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03/05/20 22:59:12 |
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08/04/21 12:01:54 |
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"I promise. Every penny will go to booze." 11/02/21 20:42:10 |
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Judging from a previous picture every booze will go to Penny. --Willie Johnson
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30/01/21 16:10:02 |
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13/03/20 18:20:16 |
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03/02/20 18:16:08 |
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No wonder Santa has an insatiable appetite for milk and cookies. 26/12/19 20:23:57 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 12:53:21 |
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23/03/21 21:17:32 |
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"We will fight them on the beaches..." 16/03/21 20:22:12 |
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Young Winston? --Karyn Harrison
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Met at a Star Trek convention. Happily married 10 years. 21/10/20 20:32:52 |
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Google "Lady on Lady Action." You may be disappointed. 15/09/20 20:27:09 |
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19/08/20 21:12:00 |
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When you order a bride online you have to be very specific. 24/03/20 12:33:02 |
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26/12/19 8:08:59 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 13:58:15 |
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07/07/21 20:25:01 |
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Everything comes with free chips. 24/01/21 14:22:48 |
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02/02/20 20:57:34 |
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05/11/19 3:36:43 |
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🎵🎵 Who Left The Dog Stout? 🎵🎵 29/04/19 18:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'. --Karyn Harrison
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25/12/18 14:33:26 |
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Some fetishes are oddly specific. 11/10/21 14:12:44 |
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It was all fun and games until he tried to wash the toaster. 23/06/21 21:38:33 |
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28/04/21 8:03:14 |
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14/04/21 20:56:03 |
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Horoscope: Stay away from Aries. 29/03/21 20:07:14 |
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She did that’s Capricorn. --Neil Mackenzie
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18/11/20 17:46:30 |
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Nobody expects the British Dental Association! 28/08/20 0:44:20 |
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04/08/20 14:39:12 |
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Hey kid. Wanna buy some quack? 29/07/20 20:35:28 |
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"Yes but it has to be quick. I'm only interested in quick quack. It's a quirk of mine." --Willie Johnson
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16/06/20 14:40:24 |
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He doesn't have insurance. Put it back! Put it back! 24/02/20 15:06:00 |
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The problem with "ultimate" is you can only do it once. 19/02/20 13:35:47 |
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When an elf reaches puberty, Santa kicks it out onto the streets. 11/02/20 0:00:37 |
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That's not very saintly! --Karyn Harrison
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13/12/19 12:57:23 |
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11/11/19 22:06:00 |
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08/10/19 10:44:36 |
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It's covered in bits of Yorkie! --Karyn Harrison
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16/09/19 20:44:13 |
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19/08/19 13:26:47 |
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If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman. --Dave Bryan
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20/03/19 22:44:05 |
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26/02/19 13:43:31 |
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Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE! 14/01/19 22:21:54 |
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02/10/21 15:50:21 |
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"I can't stand the constant whining," said the baby. 13/08/21 20:05:48 |
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Turns out their pacemakers were the same frequency as the garage door opener. 13/08/21 12:54:14 |
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15,000 channels, but nothing good is on. 02/07/21 17:21:01 |
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"Can you write faster? I'm in kind of a hurry." 29/06/21 21:55:32 |
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"Hey, this isn't a fast food place - even though it looks like I'm taking your order." --Willie Johnson
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The only thing I hate more than Nazis is double Nazis. 23/12/20 20:08:03 |
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I find Quadruple Nazis enchanting, the whole regime collapses! --Glyn Evans
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Pamela Anderson has really gone downhill. 15/12/20 2:12:19 |
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Lady, I know you've got a fish under there. 09/11/20 13:09:46 |
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"Did I mention I was vegan?" 13/09/20 0:46:17 |
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"Stop being such a baby. It's just a tiny mind control chip." 10/08/20 21:09:49 |
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This would make more sense if they had a TV. 23/07/20 0:19:01 |
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The climate change conference must be around here somewhere. 14/07/20 20:38:48 |
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12/07/20 2:30:19 |
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We could have put up a cover, but we went with the sign. 29/06/20 2:44:05 |
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Incontinence Hotline, can you hold? 25/04/20 3:54:12 |
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Unfortunately, no. --James Lennox
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07/07/19 13:43:53 |
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For this shot, I recommend a wedge. 14/04/19 20:01:58 |
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Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms. 03/03/19 14:24:54 |
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What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party. 19/11/18 13:08:40 |
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Press 1 for lottery winnings. 17/09/21 20:10:26 |
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I pressed 2 on my rotary phone but nothing happened. --Willie Johnson
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"And it also doubles as a table cloth." 30/08/21 13:45:31 |
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For a small table. --Willie Johnson
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24/08/21 3:03:38 |
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"Nobody cuts the iine at Disney World!" 05/08/21 20:10:59 |
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For the tortilla wrap?
1:36pm
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"Can you hear the lambs, Clarice?" [Scrijjy Doo]
For a small table.
8:34pm
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"And it also doubles as a table cloth." [Scrijjy Doo]
What's the big deal? His wife does that already.
12:40pm
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"For this I will pee in your mouth while you sleep." [Scrijjy Doo]
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
7:22pm
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The first blow job went horribly wrong. [Scrijjy Doo]
That is so true. This has got to be the worst version of Lassie I've ever seen.
7:47am
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Be careful ordering movies online. [Scrijjy Doo]
Nobody expects that joke. Well done.
4:46am
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"Nobody expects The Bishop." [Scrijjy Doo]
I pressed 2 on my rotary phone but nothing happened.
1:49pm
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Press 1 for lottery winnings.
Press 2 for lonely Asian women.
Press 3 for Nigerian prince. [Scrijjy Doo]
The 11th must be swimming underwater
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Ocean's 11 [Scrijjy Doo]
That's just the Jehovah's Witness Protection program. Do you believe in Geesus?
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Jehovah's Witness! Pretend we're not home! [Scrijjy Doo]
Perhaps a nod and a vote to 12:01:57
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The battery acid is a bit much. [Scrijjy Doo]