
James Lennox
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"I'm trying to be sneaky here. Could you stop playing that bloody cello?" 01/09/23 20:02:48 |
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I prefer captions that make you think/are not blatant/ have a different angle and this one is spot on 😊 --Mr Dome
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"This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence." 18/07/21 12:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
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*Ding* 13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58 |
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
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This public gathering is just asking to get Corona. 12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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Looks like the shit's hit the van. 16/07/23 8:23:55 |
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"Lord Vader, the Rebels are attacking. Perhaps you should change out of your pyjamas." 27/12/22 20:01:39 |
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18/06/22 8:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
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28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
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29/04/23 8:05:06 |
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"Disaster here in the Paralympic eventing course as Wu Chan's wheelchair refuses to take that jump." 01/12/22 20:07:31 |
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"Gosh darn it," said Davy-Bob. "Nobody told me you could reload them." 12/12/21 12:08:44 |
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Javelins should only be thrown outdoors. 03/02/20 12:00:41 |
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
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I have a strange urge to whack her with an oversize rubber mallet. 17/11/20 9:17:11 |
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The cheap seats at the opera are OK. Just make sure you duck when they turn the spotlights on. 31/07/20 8:09:57 |
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Some people shouldn't be allowed to raise children. 16/09/22 12:00:35 |
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Usually, they're called parents. --Glyn Evans
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"Perfect, my last batch was a little on the dark side." 29/03/22 20:28:20 |
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"I'm sorry luv, but Noah said I'm only allowed to bring one, and Nancy's got better tits." 06/04/21 12:26:41 |
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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Harold always believed the son shone out of his arse. 27/08/20 8:00:40 |
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If dodos had been better jugglers they wouldn't be extinct. 08/02/20 12:00:17 |
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21/05/19 12:00:27 |
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It was a beautiful wedding, but the honeymoon in France didn't end well. 01/03/19 20:13:39 |
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17/08/23 20:05:32, edited: 17/08/23 20:06:03 |
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"Hang on, mum, we haven't tied the string round Billy's bad tooth yet." 18/12/22 20:43:09 |
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...and who can forget Dave's final words: 27/04/21 20:40:05 |
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
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27/11/20 8:36:38 |
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
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Nobody makes better balloon animals than Dave. 29/09/20 20:15:41 |
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Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
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Giving up smoking, diary entry day 23: Either I'm starting to hallucinate or my wife is a bitch. 03/03/19 20:47:18 |
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
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"I'm sure we've met, but I'm sorry, my short term memory is terrible." Fri 8:03:59 |
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16/11/22 20:01:07, edited: 16/11/22 20:01:48 |
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"So God created Adam in His own image, which, strangely, was that of a 70s pornstar." 07/05/22 13:28:08 |
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14/12/20 8:05:11 |
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Barbie hasn't changed much in the last 60 years. Ken on the other hand ... 24/11/20 8:17:40 |
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him. --James Lennox
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Always buy your catnip from a trusted source. 08/09/20 14:23:56 |
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Looks like the match went to sudden death. 17/07/19 8:30:33 |
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"And here's 4,999 I prepared earlier." 11/08/23 20:20:11 |
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10/08/23 20:47:41 |
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I guess the moral of the story is to be careful what's down under when you're Down Under. --Stephen Bean
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"Are you going to take the train, Dave?" 18/06/23 8:03:56 |
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"The worst thing about Great Floods," moaned God. "Is having to dry everything afterwards." 04/06/23 12:01:22 |
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01/01/23 20:00:20 |
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09/11/22 12:00:44 |
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What the hell is Sambuchino, and why is throwing it at gnomes a good defence? 31/08/22 8:10:06 |
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09/07/22 8:00:27 |
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"That's OK, you're swimming in our septic tank." 19/05/22 8:02:06 |
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08/10/21 8:08:37 |
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"Sorry to intrude, but could I please have my rubber bone back?" 19/07/21 8:07:59 |
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Sadly, none of the gospels recorded Jesus's performance of YMCA. 23/04/21 12:12:14 |
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
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22/03/21 8:04:11 |
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US politics are insane, General Lee speaking. 24/01/21 8:06:09 |
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12/04/20 8:01:39 |
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"... and then he took his shirt off and things started to get weird." 09/04/20 20:40:08 |
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No animals were harmed during the making of this picture, but some were highly pissed off. 25/03/20 8:07:25 |
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
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"Ok Dave, you create a diversion while I steal the mini." 09/01/20 12:14:25 |
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05/12/19 8:04:18 |
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02/09/19 8:57:49 |
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"One way or another Monsieur, you will leave a tip." 05/03/19 12:24:57 |
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15/02/19 20:16:18 |
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13/08/23 20:31:47 |
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"Any last words, sir?" 04/06/23 20:52:29, edited: 04/06/23 20:55:29 |
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The did say his sentence would be suspended. --Tony S
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And in Dublin, the annual 'Swap you Wife for a Keg of Guinness' promotion kicks off. 04/05/23 8:01:19 |
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22/03/23 12:11:18 |
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"Hmmn, do you reckon we should put the 'Out of Order' sign at the bottom or the top?" 06/03/23 12:29:17 |
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"I think I'm gonna find a new Best Man, Dave. This Stag Do sucks." 09/02/23 12:17:23 |
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Despairing the inevitable onslaught of excruciating puns, the bananas chose suicide. 15/01/23 20:18:34 |
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Careful about giving in to the urge to make a banana pun. It's a slippery slope. --Willie Johnson
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03/12/22 8:21:53, edited: 03/12/22 8:39:07 |
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That poor dog :-D --Glyn Evans
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08/11/22 12:50:33, edited: 08/11/22 12:56:06 |
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08/05/22 13:53:13 |
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"On the plus side, my hemorrhoids are gone." 12/03/22 12:00:56 |
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01/02/22 8:02:45 |
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18/11/21 13:17:02 |
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours. --Willie Johnson
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"Oh hell, not again. I wish your mother would tell me when she's pregnant." 19/10/21 8:20:26 |
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"Cut! This isn't working. Maybe we should try that laser sword idea after all?" 12/09/21 20:56:53 |
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26/08/21 21:20:59 |
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You won't fool me, I'm posting anonymously. The only thing I trust people from Nigeria with is my bank account number. [anon] --Willie Johnson
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"What are you celebrating?" 12/08/21 8:05:59 |
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Having got through Covid, I can identify with that. --Molly R
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"Here's five bucks kid," said Tina from Doncaster. "It's been a while." 17/04/21 20:58:08 |
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"🎵 Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chamele..." 06/03/21 20:00:44 |
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Stop it, it's bad karma. --Willie Johnson
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It was Alvin's coke habit that caused the band to break up. 04/03/21 20:13:45 |
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Bloody Royal Mail. You post something 65 million years in advance and it still arrives a month late. 25/01/21 12:59:28 |
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17/12/20 20:34:15 |
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29/03/20 9:17:00 |
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Funny, I dated a vegetarian once and she didn't like little willies. 01/03/20 8:37:20 |
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"Good thinking Ahmed, this trip across the Sahara will be much better with air-conditioning." 16/02/20 20:03:32 |
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And in his spare time Spiderman helps Gulliver floss. 07/02/20 13:01:19 |
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"Ah, here's your problem. You have a big red arrow stuck in your knee." Mon 20:14:22 |
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That bloody Al Overy and his caption.me prizes. 10/09/23 8:04:13 |
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29/08/23 12:11:08 |
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20/08/23 8:32:52 |
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After that remark, your captioneer friends are going to buy you an ice cream. Erm. --Al Overy
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06/03/23 8:13:43 |
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"For Crissake, there's no need to call Social Services, the damn baby isn't even mine." 31/01/23 20:08:36 |
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"Nah, that's rubbish," said Walt Disney. "Let's try dogs and spaghetti." 01/11/22 8:00:55, edited: 01/11/22 8:04:08 |
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Disney are really cutting corners with their live action remakes. --Mark Cowling
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"Sure, it stings now, but you'll thank me when you're grown up and immune to jellyfish." 06/10/22 12:04:54, edited: 06/10/22 12:13:33 |
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When she sobered up, Rose suddenly wished for an iceberg. 10/08/22 14:16:38 |
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18/05/22 8:27:06 |
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13/05/22 14:37:30 |
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Despite her abnormal childhood, Susan grew up to be a perfectly normal serial killer. 04/11/21 12:07:00 |
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There's a few serial killers you have to watch, they're a bit strange. Not from around these parts. --Glyn Evans
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"Put down the knife, Davy, and let's discuss this silly hat idea." 18/10/21 12:20:10 |
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Mittens was later convicted by concrete evidence. 07/10/21 20:08:30 |
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Yes, Peter. I have tiny hands ... Was actually just about to edit this caption (first person is always dangerous), but will leave it now or your comment won't make sense
8:58am
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I'm oddly conflicted. Part of me wants to masturbate, but the other part knows I'd hate myself in the morning. [James Lennox]
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11:43pm
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"Ah, here's your problem. You have a big red arrow stuck in your knee." [James Lennox]
I'm here for the fallout...
8:19am
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So, she obviously has mental issues. He's bald and probably gay. They're both chubby ... You know what, I'm not going near this one. [James Lennox]
and he's ginger.
10:53am
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So, she obviously has mental issues. He's bald and probably gay. They're both chubby ... You know what, I'm not going near this one. [James Lennox]
"Yeah, they're easy targets, especially her."
11:42am
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So, she obviously has mental issues. He's bald and probably gay. They're both chubby ... You know what, I'm not going near this one. [James Lennox]
DEJA VU... hmmm... where have I heard this before?
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So, she obviously has mental issues. He's bald and probably gay. They're both chubby ... You know what, I'm not going near this one. [James Lennox]
Oh, crap, nods to 8:01:36. Hoping mine is different enough.
8:06am
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"I'm sure we've met, but I'm sorry, my short term memory is terrible." [James Lennox]
Yours is different because I literally didn't know.
8:08am
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"I'm sure we've met, but I'm sorry, my short term memory is terrible." [James Lennox]
Lol, thanks Anon, you deserve a vote for that alone
8:16am
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"I'm sure we've met, but I'm sorry, my short term memory is terrible." [James Lennox]
Ah yes, you were part of the "vote Labour" campaign.
11:38am
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"I'm sure we've met, but I'm sorry, my short term memory is terrible." [James Lennox]