James Lennox
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"This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence." 18/07/21 12:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner!
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me!
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all.
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This public gathering is just asking to get Corona. 12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing.
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"What do you think Dave?" 28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ...
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"Gosh darn it," said Davy-Bob. "Nobody told me you could reload them." 12/12/21 12:08:44 |
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Javelins should only be thrown outdoors. 03/02/20 12:00:41 |
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance.
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I have a strange urge to whack her with an oversize rubber mallet. 17/11/20 9:17:11 |
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The cheap seats at the opera are OK. Just make sure you duck when they turn the spotlights on. 31/07/20 8:09:57 |
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"Perfect, my last batch was a little on the dark side." 29/03/22 20:28:20 |
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"I'm sorry luv, but Noah said I'm only allowed to bring one, and Nancy's got better tits." 06/04/21 12:26:41 |
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^)
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Harold always believed the son shone out of his arse. 27/08/20 8:00:40 |
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If dodos had been better jugglers they wouldn't be extinct. 08/02/20 12:00:17 |
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21/05/19 12:00:27 |
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It was a beautiful wedding, but the honeymoon in France didn't end well. 01/03/19 20:13:39 |
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...and who can forget Dave's final words: 27/04/21 20:40:05 |
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o...
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27/11/20 8:36:38 |
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev...
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Nobody makes better balloon animals than Dave. 29/09/20 20:15:41 |
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Always start with a blowfish
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Giving up smoking, diary entry day 23: Either I'm starting to hallucinate or my wife is a bitch. 03/03/19 20:47:18 |
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃
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"So God created Adam in His own image, which, strangely, was that of a 70s pornstar." 07/05/22 13:28:08 |
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14/12/20 8:05:11 |
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Barbie hasn't changed much in the last 60 years. Ken on the other hand ... 24/11/20 8:17:40 |
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him.
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Always buy your catnip from a trusted source. 08/09/20 14:23:56 |
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Looks like the match went to sudden death. 17/07/19 8:30:33 |
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"That's OK, you're swimming in our septic tank." Thu 8:02:06 |
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08/10/21 8:08:37 |
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"Sorry to intrude, but could I please have my rubber bone back?" 19/07/21 8:07:59 |
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Sadly, none of the gospels recorded Jesus's performance of YMCA. 23/04/21 12:12:14 |
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'.
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22/03/21 8:04:11 |
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US politics are insane, General Lee speaking. 24/01/21 8:06:09 |
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12/04/20 8:01:39 |
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"... and then he took his shirt off and things started to get weird." 09/04/20 20:40:08 |
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No animals were harmed during the making of this picture, but some were highly pissed off. 25/03/20 8:07:25 |
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity.
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"Ok Dave, you create a diversion while I steal the mini." 09/01/20 12:14:25 |
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05/12/19 8:04:18 |
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02/09/19 8:57:49 |
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"One way or another Monsieur, you will leave a tip." 05/03/19 12:24:57 |
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15/02/19 20:16:18 |
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08/05/22 13:53:13 |
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"On the plus side, my hemorrhoids are gone." 12/03/22 12:00:56 |
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01/02/22 8:02:45 |
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18/11/21 13:17:02 |
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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"Oh hell, not again. I wish your mother would tell me when she's pregnant." 19/10/21 8:20:26 |
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"Cut! This isn't working. Maybe we should try that laser sword idea after all?" 12/09/21 20:56:53 |
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26/08/21 21:20:59 |
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You won't fool me, I'm posting anonymously. The only thing I trust people from Nigeria with is my bank account number. [anon]
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"What are you celebrating?" 12/08/21 8:05:59 |
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Having got through Covid, I can identify with that.
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"Here's five bucks kid," said Tina from Doncaster. "It's been a while." 17/04/21 20:58:08 |
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"🎵 Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chamele..." 06/03/21 20:00:44 |
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Stop it, it's bad karma.
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It was Alvin's coke habit that caused the band to break up. 04/03/21 20:13:45 |
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Bloody Royal Mail. You post something 65 million years in advance and it still arrives a month late. 25/01/21 12:59:28 |
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17/12/20 20:34:15 |
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29/03/20 9:17:00 |
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Funny, I dated a vegetarian once and she didn't like little willies. 01/03/20 8:37:20 |
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"Good thinking Ahmed, this trip across the Sahara will be much better with air-conditioning." 16/02/20 20:03:32 |
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And in his spare time Spiderman helps Gulliver floss. 07/02/20 13:01:19 |
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13/05/22 14:37:30 |
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Despite her abnormal childhood, Susan grew up to be a perfectly normal serial killer. 04/11/21 12:07:00 |
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There's a few serial killers you have to watch, they're a bit strange. Not from around these parts.
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"Put down the knife, Davy, and let's discuss this silly hat idea." 18/10/21 12:20:10 |
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Mittens was later convicted by concrete evidence. 07/10/21 20:08:30 |
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The downside of early photography was the long exposure time. 24/02/21 20:13:42 |
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Those baby photographers take forever.
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21/12/20 8:40:26 |
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06/12/20 20:00:51 |
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I wish we could return to the good old days, when women took ironing seriously. 10/09/20 8:21:35 |
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It's obviously a Salvador BaalÃ. 07/09/20 8:00:36 |
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19/07/20 8:14:06 |
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You'd think that no matter how inebriated someone got, that they wouldn't eat someone else's vomit - however it wouldn't surprise me if someone somewhere had a story like that to tell.
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The top half looks good, but dig a little deeper and you'll find she's got crabs. 29/05/20 20:14:51 |
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Warning, terrible pun ahead, brace yourselves. 24/03/20 20:24:26 |
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OrthoDON'Tics
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My wife wanted a baby, I wanted a fridge magnet, we compromised. 26/06/19 8:00:40 |
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Scientists at CERN say it's nothing to worry about. 23/03/19 13:42:05 |
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He's been driving around in circles for ages. 20/02/19 12:00:19 |
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"Dad, I can't breathe!" 18/02/22 8:50:49 |
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"Mittens, honey, I've got good news and bad. The good news is I have that pesky mouse cornered..." 01/02/22 20:10:14 |
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"Where on earth is the bow?" 17/11/21 9:04:49 |
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The Invisible Man still has nightmares about the time he caught Spiderman masturbating. 30/10/21 10:04:25 |
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He's no longer the Invisible Man, now he's more like See-man
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11/10/21 20:06:35 |
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That's one cat at £1000 each...
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"Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in." 06/08/21 20:00:26 |
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"Those bugs have eluded me so far, but something tells me they're f#cking close." 25/05/21 20:47:45 |
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"We're not wearing anything Dave, but if you're shy come in your shorts." 09/03/21 12:00:39 |
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Fortunately the North Korean nuclear threat wasn't all it had been cracked up to be. 22/02/21 8:22:01 |
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Dave loved riding lightning rods during hurricanes. He did it well. We'll miss you Dave. 14/01/21 8:07:10 |
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Please change it back. I thought "We'll miss you Dave" was punchier, but you decide.
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It's a wonder of nature how sunflowers always turn to face the camera. 08/11/20 20:09:23 |
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"Honey, remember how 9 months ago I told you I was abducted by aliens..." 29/09/20 8:03:18 |
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When your remote falls down the back of the pouch. 24/08/20 12:05:55 |
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Gloves and mask are required PPE - Lab coat is optional. 30/04/20 8:03:23 |
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I hope to move here, I'm sick of living in Wanking. 16/04/20 20:19:03 |
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31/03/20 13:07:22 |
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20/03/20 12:38:53 |
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(I like it the way it is.)
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27/02/20 20:12:02 |
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If you're a captioneer, there actually ARE faces in everyday things.
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Never give bubblegum to your dog. 16/01/20 23:35:44 |
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Well played Mr Lennox. Brilliant caption!
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Well, the ventriloquism was good, but have you thought about getting a smaller dummy? 04/09/19 8:02:16 |
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"No Sweetie, put it down ... we have to cook it first." 20/08/19 20:00:13 |
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Had the same idea but decided to change mine slightly at the last minute! (damn it)! Here, have a vote, I've disguised my vote as a golf ball, ready, steady, FORE...smack, (sails through the trees and down the fairway like meteor destined for hap...
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I retract my earlier caption: THIS is the tackiest toilet I've ever seen. 24/04/19 20:09:10 |
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Replace your groin armour now Stormtrooper #66! 26/01/19 12:12:44 |
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06/04/22 20:45:10 |
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22/03/22 13:11:05 |
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Chair coverings were deemed appropriate, given Buster's romantic history with furniture legs. 03/01/22 20:42:28 |
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29/10/21 23:37:16 |
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And Bruce (not pictured).
12:38pm
comment on caption:
The Orleans, also known as Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dave. [James Lennox]
So that word is Orleans. Thanks for that. The best I could make out of it was Plears. Which incidentally is an anagram of stupid ugly hairy uphill gardeners. Lol.
5:07pm
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The Orleans, also known as Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dave. [James Lennox]
He sure has bulked up lately hasn't he? He must be working out. Not that I've noticed or anything.
8:13pm
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"Chris Beach certainly has an eclectic record collection."
"Yes, but my gut says there's some subtle common theme..." [James Lennox]
It's great, isn't it?
8:55am
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I can't believe Uncle Bulgaria is still alive. [James Lennox]
He's never tyred
11:29am
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I can't believe Uncle Bulgaria is still alive. [James Lennox]
Whenever a bear photo appears, Captioneers are automatically programmed to think of Goldilocks.
8:30am
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"Bring it on, Goldilocks!"
[Oh dear, this caption was very close to an earlier one I've just noticed. Nod and vote to 8:00:24] [James Lennox]
So that tells us exactly who you are, Caption Author!
8:56am
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Something tells me the Russians aren't taking this war seriously.
[Holy shit, 2 captions, both beaten. Another nod and vote, this time to 8:00:07] [James Lennox]
Good point, Molly. Tonight's (another giveaway) captions were a bit of a disaster. I'm going to blame after work beers
9:46am
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Something tells me the Russians aren't taking this war seriously.
[Holy shit, 2 captions, both beaten. Another nod and vote, this time to 8:00:07] [James Lennox]
A naked Goldilocks?
1:03pm
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"Bring it on, Goldilocks!"
[Oh dear, this caption was very close to an earlier one I've just noticed. Nod and vote to 8:00:24] [James Lennox]
Bear naked covered only by her goldilocks?
2:21pm
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"Bring it on, Goldilocks!"
[Oh dear, this caption was very close to an earlier one I've just noticed. Nod and vote to 8:00:24] [James Lennox]