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James Lennox
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I'm a Kiwi. To date that's about the most interesting thing about me.
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He's trying to seal the deal.
9:11am
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Funny, she doesn't look like a seal. [James Lennox]
Just think of a squashed swastika.
10:17pm
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The 'Constipated Nazi' is a tricky yoga position to master. [James Lennox]
And a Rolling Stone gathers no mosaics.
8:45pm
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I found something sticky on Bowie's back-side. It's likely Mick Jagger on page 2 was to blame. [James Lennox]
I'd be careful. You don't want to be giving good advice to Nazis like that. Otherwise they'll shit with pride and be proud of their shit. They might even salute the toilet bowl. All hail the floater! It refuses to be flushed! May it float for a 1000 years!
7:34pm
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The 'Constipated Nazi' is a tricky yoga position to master. [James Lennox]
Please change it back. I thought "We'll miss you Dave" was punchier, but you decide.
8:11am
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Dave loved riding lightning rods during hurricanes. He did it well. We'll miss you Dave. [James Lennox]
You got it Glyn.
8:14am
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Dave loved riding lightning rods during hurricanes. He did it well. We'll miss you Dave. [James Lennox]
The third is writing about the signs of madness (just kidding).
7:11pm
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Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. The second is joining caption.me [James Lennox]
Look, we're under! Extreme frostbitten: This is 0 centigrade.
10:53pm
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Things look weird under extreme magnification: This is a centipede. [James Lennox]
How did this not get 20 votes?
Were the voters seasick, scurvy, keelhauled? Let's vote for making landlubbers walk the plank!
3:29pm
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"Look Grandfather, it's a schooner."
"No, it's a sloop John, free." [James Lennox]
My sister mistakenly removed her glasses, right before taking friendly fire... that's how she got visual aids.
3:31pm
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When I was little my dad used visual aids to help explain the birds and the bees. I'm 48 now and still a virgin. [James Lennox]