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Karen Oakenfull
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Hello.. :) Thank you for popping in. I’m originally from Northampton but now live in Daventry. I love all things comedy and creative so this brilliant site is nice to be part of. Very funny and clever.
Ps. Help yourself to a mini sausage roll and a medium sherry before you go. ;D Karen xxxx
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"I'm Farticus!"
1:34am
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Which one of you lot just farted? [Karen Oakenfull]
Yes, but there’s not enough room to add the ‘W’ so we want bigger placards.....Geddit?
It’s an old “What do we want?” Joke I read somewhere years ago.
6:53pm
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WHAT DO WE WANT!?
- BIGGER PLACARDS!
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM!?
- NO
(Nod to 12:18:14)
[Karen Oakenfull]
That's happened to me a couple of times before (not noticing the joke). It's like I have a blind spot at times. Thanks for setting me straight.
9:49am
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WHAT DO WE WANT!?
- BIGGER PLACARDS!
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM!?
- NO
(Nod to 12:18:14)
[Karen Oakenfull]
They are the Hardest Thing in the World
3:46pm
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The Stone Rosies [Karen Oakenfull]
True story: When I was young I was taking the bus with (apparently) a new driver and he took a wrong turn. He didn't know how to get back on the route, so I said that I would tell him how to get back if he would go down my street (which was on the way). So I told him and he let me off at my house.
6:59pm
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“Can you drop me off on the corner of Milton Street please Geoff?” [Karen Oakenfull]
😂😂 lol Willie. My dad was a bus driver in the mid 60’s and on his route along the main roads, going from one part of town to another, my nan was always at the bus stop with everyone else who we’re going shopping into town. The mad thing is, if she wasn’t there? He’d go totally off route and drive to her house to pick her up! A nice but illegal gesture that caused panicked residents to phone up the bus station to ask why the hell there was a double decker bus reversing out of their quiet, remote cul-de-sac. Dad would get suspended for a while but they’d always have him back.
I was shocked when he told me that he and other drivers were often still pissed from the night before, and used to race each other back to the depot. I can only imagine the passenger’s terror as they were launched through town at Mach 3 lol.
How they got away with it I’ll never know hehe.....oh those were the days.
8:48pm
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“Can you drop me off on the corner of Milton Street please Geoff?” [Karen Oakenfull]
😂
8:52pm
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The Stone Rosies [Karen Oakenfull]
Great Caption
12:24pm
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You see dreadful scenes like this, and it totally puts you off adopting a panda. Us mugs pay ‘just’ £10 a month, but the fuckers seem to just spend it getting taxis into town, caning Special Brew and then getting run over! What’s the bloody world coming to is all I can say.
I adopted a donkey once, but let’s not go there. [Karen Oakenfull]
Ooo thank you Glyn. 😊
1:54pm
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You see dreadful scenes like this, and it totally puts you off adopting a panda. Us mugs pay ‘just’ £10 a month, but the fuckers seem to just spend it getting taxis into town, caning Special Brew and then getting run over! What’s the bloody world coming to is all I can say.
I adopted a donkey once, but let’s not go there. [Karen Oakenfull]
it's the cobbles...
9:10pm
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“........Get it? Hahahahahahahahaha....”
No matter how intelligent the gorilla may be, many humans don’t even get the ‘Nuns-in-bath-where’s-the-soap..’ joke.
[Karen Oakenfull]