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Hi xxx (best make your comments anonymous at the moment), I guessed whoever had done the caption hadn't seen Dave's caption and loved the way you used the idea in a different way. I think Dave was unlucky not to get more votes though and wished ... --Stephen Bean
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Is that an Airplane in your bottle? --Guideaux .
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13/02/20 22:53:41 |
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23/08/17 19:40:55 |
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Hahaha, yes petal ;D xx --Karen Oakenfull
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15/06/15 11:38:19 |
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09/05/14 8:02:16 |
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After that he was Hob gobbling. --John Glover
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“There once lived a gardener from Leeds…”Who's garden was overgrown and full of grass and reeds.He bought a new strimmer to make things look trimmerBut could now see Leeds so things were grimmer!! --Phil Swan
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16/07/23 7:18:46 |
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28/04/22 7:14:59 |
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She doesn't want to be "late". --Willie Johnson
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24/11/20 3:09:57 |
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17/09/20 7:27:17 |
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And she has a tight skirt. --Willie Johnson
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04/03/20 17:06:17 |
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Seriously, made me laugh out loud. Late captions are often sadly underrated. --James Lennox
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Brilliant caption! --Michael Winner
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16/04/23 11:27:00 |
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I agree! Didn't see it until now, but you showed how a later-entry can get votes quickly, IF the caption is brilliant, as yours is. Congrats! --Greg Curtis
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07/03/24 8:07:24 |
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01/01/22 20:13:31 |
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Love this one, I think 'brother' could have added to the caption. But ,hey, three other captioneers liked it as it is. --John Glover
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Or you said you weren't having an affair and the shorts and shoes she found under the bed are actually yours, so you have wear them to prove it. --Troompa Loompa
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So obscure. Love it :) --James Lennox
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😂 Are you sitting in your library smoking a pipe and wondering if winning the lottery was such a good thing after all anon?
9:29am
comment on caption:
There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Message to Al. Thank you for you edit suggestion. Before I decide, I just want to say that the initial intention was to just write the first line, assuming everyone/most people know the limerick and people thinking or remembering what comes next is supposedly what may cause a chortle or two. The one I know is:
There once was a gardener from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Loads of grass, grew round his arse
And now he’s covered in weeds.
Should I write the original as I know it, or add your version which I think is funnier or shall I leave it as it is. If it’s worth changing to make it funnier, please let me know Al and also what others think possibly.
3:55pm
comment on caption:
There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Fair enough, Caption Author. Leave it how it is. I'd never heard it before and improvised.
4:42pm
comment on caption:
There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Kathleen, 'ass' rhymes better if you're from north of Watford Gap. :)
4:44pm
comment on caption:
There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
That’s because you are a quick witted clever little Devil our Al. I still don’t know what to Kathleen said to write ass instead of arse but I don’t know which limerick she means. I’ll see If I can find her.
4:48pm
comment on caption:
There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
I say “arse” though?😳
I never ever imagined that those would be my first words to you our Kathleen. Can we not let this affect our friendship?
4:54pm
comment on caption:
There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Thank you Al xxx
7:31pm
comment on caption:
There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Love this theme, Cap Auth, but wonder if a more specific story might get more votes. I've offered one but feel free to reject, I'm voting for your original anyway
6:53pm
comment on caption:
When asked about his heroism during the glue factory explosion, Dave replied "Has anyone got any solvent to get this prick off my back?" [Karen Oakenfull]
Thanks James. That’s much better. I love this edit suggestion option. I’ve written a lot of captions that have the idea, but a re-write can make the world of difference. Plus you learn more about creating better captions.
8:11pm
comment on caption:
When asked about his heroism during the glue factory explosion, Dave replied "Has anyone got any solvent to get this prick off my back?" [Karen Oakenfull]
Is it a Shotgun Wedding, then... or, "Matr AMO ny?"
3:11am
comment on caption:
“No bridesmaids then?” [Karen Oakenfull]