Canoepés

21/09/17 19:32:23

lol

Oscar Pistorius's campaign bus

24/07/16 11:40:44

creative

She's hoping that a few minor adjustments to her new skirt, will help take away the emphasis from her massive arse.

23/08/17 19:40:55

lol creative

Uri Geller makes a start on corrogating a new door for his storage unit.

15/06/15 11:38:19

Having just had two Bishop's Fingers, Brendan needed a drink.

09/05/14 8:02:16

lol

The same as other blokes do, use the wife’s flannel.

22/01/19 10:06:44

lol

“I don’t mind being spoiled, but I wish they’d let me wash my own arse.”

Fri 12:29:46

Spider plant

22/05/15 12:59:20

Cat proves once and for all that it hasn't got your tongue.

30/08/14 7:32:03

creative

He's lucky he didn't get pissed at the Blue Oyster Bar instead.
He'd have been trying to sell half a drain-pipe, two terrified hamsters and an industrial plunger!
(Well, according to a friend of mine you understand.)

23/06/14 23:24:38

In true Latvian circus burial law, Olav the clown was given a traditional send off.

11/06/14 15:22:40

lol

He's playing arse song!

01/07/16 3:40:50

"Are we there yet?"

06/08/16 19:27:38

With such an odd shaped head, ping pong looking eyes, fat beer belly and jaundice, I'd recognise Brenda anywhere.

22/06/14 2:31:56

Up until it burnt down in 1971, this photo gives us a rare glimpse inside the underground recruitment office for The Ministry Of Silly Walks.

09/05/14 23:00:34

Jack marvelled at the proud stance she took to break wind.

29/01/19 15:21:55

Thankfully, the hospital catheters of today, are far less conspicuous than this crude contraption from the 1870's

10/09/14 18:08:42

Since trying out the new German caffine shampoo, Helmut's hair has been up for over 4 days.

28/08/14 19:46:59

lol

"He's got his mum's looks, and his dad's legs."
Said Brooklyn's nan when she took this photo of her first grandchild.

27/07/16 12:08:22

Ahmed couldn't understand why she was acting so weird all of a sudden. They'd only been married a week.

02/07/15 16:36:01

There's a wrApp for that.

13/05/14 15:45:55

Jean thought a fiver wasn't bad for an original pair of Pat Butcher's earrings.

03/09/14 7:52:14

There goes Sterling Moss.

22/06/14 12:17:33

Spot The Emu Competition
Mark an 'X' where you think Emu is and win £500!

12/05/14 21:09:07

“I so glad we’re married at last darling, but getting on the property ladder could take decades.”

01/03/19 20:06:13

Ever wondered what Ian Botham did with all that Shredded Wheat?

30/08/17 19:19:06

Bloody health and safety. You can’t even go to a simple hardcore S&M gimp orgy without going through all that rigmarole.

Wed 20:04:11

♫He wears red peppers and a stupid f*cking dress.♫

05/03/19 20:08:43

An attempt to do a remake of ‘The Prisoner’ failed miserably.

21/02/19 12:41:29

"I ain't no mofo fickle." slurred Joe as he tried in vain to kill the fortune-telling fish from his Christmas cracker.

27/08/17 10:52:52

The 19th hole isn't what you expect at Clapham Common Golf Club.

20/08/16 19:18:42

Olga tried to escape from fat camp but didn't get very far.

19/06/15 0:11:52

Once Doreen get's going, she'll make you laugh all day.

18/06/15 12:00:00

There was only two more full body spins, a low 10, high 10, thumb grasp, mid air splits, and a final high 5 then Errol's standard 7 minute handshake would be complete.

06/06/15 11:47:16

Pedro had almost finished moving his stuff into a new apartment, but was dreading going back for the washing machine.

31/05/14 0:59:03

Jenkins was later court marshalled for 'Pausing to sort out a wedgy during a life and death situation.'

30/05/14 13:36:05

What a pro!...Lapse

10/02/19 21:44:52

2 glands 1 cup

01/02/19 12:04:53

Hairy Biker

13/01/19 20:32:50

Bloody poles coming over here taking our photo opportunities.

09/09/17 14:41:14

Palm tree

Nods to 20:00:09 and 20:02:00

30/08/17 19:11:42

Screw that 'No More Nails'

19/08/16 7:42:21

This vintage photo shows how unpleasant a train journey used to be, as there were no seats available and it was very cramped. Thankfully, in this modern day and age, all that has........oh, hang on..

28/05/15 17:01:20

creative

He was so sure he'd perfected his grip technique as he swung her round by the ankles.

24/05/15 20:45:07

Gagpuss

30/08/14 7:15:45

Pepsi report that Michael Jackson has come back to haunt them.

04/07/14 19:47:25

"I would've gotten away with it if weren't for you pesky kids."

23/06/14 15:32:48

Harum Scarum

23/04/14 13:17:07

"Yeah I've got the money, all of it, in cash, in a brown envelope in my handbag. I Just want you to do it quickly and quietly. Call me on my mobile when the job's done."
"Ok, leave it to me. But it would be much easier if you set up direct debits to pay in your monthly bills. I hate queuing up in that bloody post office ma."

03/09/14 16:56:39

Colin has always loved filming the wildlife in and around the canals. But he's never quite been the same since over 30 swans tried to kill him.

02/07/14 19:50:45