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C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

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20/04/20 12:03:20

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

Monty Python and the Holy Snail

20/04/20 12:00:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10215Dave Bryan

''Take that you French bastard. You ate my kids.''

20/04/20 13:28:55

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4250Stu Dent

The war over the roses

20/04/20 12:00:36

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19017Troompa Loompa

"You can't hurt me. I'm protected by my snail mail."

20/04/20 12:00:27

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

If you can't kill them then just throw them over the fence.

20/04/20 12:55:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6158Greg Curtis

"N00000000000000ooooooooooooooooo (inhale)0000000000000000oooooooo!"

20/04/20 18:28:48

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6697Glyn Evans

The Canterbury Trails

20/04/20 12:31:34

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4250Stu Dent

The start of the hundred years war

20/04/20 12:01:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19017Troompa Loompa

Slugging it out.

20/04/20 12:00:11

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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5135Chris Halliwell

Assnailant.

20/04/20 12:09:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12507Vanessa the Guesser

"Escargot away!"

20/04/20 12:07:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10756Stephen Bean

Soldiers who survived this battle were often shell-shocked.

20/04/20 12:00:07

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

It's no good captain, there's millions of them.

20/04/20 12:48:45

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1537Karen Oakenfull

“Omg what the hell happened to you?”
“I don’t know, it all happened so slow.”

20/04/20 20:30:00

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 10756Stephen Bean

A medieval Borrower defends his lettuce patch.

20/04/20 12:04:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10215Dave Bryan

Gastroprod

20/04/20 12:01:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19017Troompa Loompa

"How dare you try to a salt me!"

20/04/20 12:00:07

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3613Crunchy Chords
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20/04/20 18:15:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15099Dan Nicholls

He was hoping once he ditched his armour that he would be quicker, but if anything, it made him a little sluggish.

20/04/20 12:19:02

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

Your gonna need a bigger boot.

20/04/20 13:53:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22421Ian Skelding

"They said that the Sheriff of Nottingham was a bit slippery but this is ridiculous."

20/04/20 13:32:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10215Dave Bryan

It took another 500 years before the giant snail finally became extinct but the writing was already on the wall.

20/04/20 12:17:26

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“Long, slow probing.”

21/04/20 2:08:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9883Mr Dome

Never fight with your dick hanging out

20/04/20 12:53:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6697Glyn Evans

"No, this broccoli is mine. Take the lettuce and be off with you!"

20/04/20 12:31:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4775Karyn Harrison

The Lilliputians were f*cked until Gulliver came along and stamped them all out.

20/04/20 12:18:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

"Next on BBC 1 is the animated tale of King Barnabas and his heroic battle in Medieval Scotland against Shelly McSnail face, the giant snail beast"

*There will come a point when Eastenders runs out of pre-recorded episodes*

20/04/20 12:14:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19017Troompa Loompa

Dave had a bad habit of fighting his snails.

20/04/20 12:00:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1625Mark Wilson

The attack happened so fast that the Roundheads had no time to react

20/04/20 22:59:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1611Willie Johnson

"Time out: I got you something for your birthday. It's salt pork."
"Foam me? Why thank you!"

20/04/20 20:45:32

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2442Scrijjy Doo

Issue 1 of Slugman Comics is highly valuable.

20/04/20 19:48:58

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

This scene is from the battle for Florence. (Boing....)

20/04/20 14:01:00

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2006Rachel P

"Did someone order snails to goo?"

20/04/20 13:28:42

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6132Vivvy En

"GET.OUT.OF.HERE...This is a snail's space"

20/04/20 13:03:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32056Tony Edwards

Garden SOS

20/04/20 13:02:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10787Neil Mackenzie

A french man telling the story:- He was huge, and fast, I had to battle with him for hours before I slayed him. Then I took my axe to cut some herbs and I cooked him with 50 grams of butter.
English man:- You said he was huge? How come only 50 grams of butter?
Ahhhh, he shrivelled up in the pan.

20/04/20 12:38:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32056Tony Edwards

Man v Food

20/04/20 12:34:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10756Stephen Bean

More Hastings, less speed.

20/04/20 12:31:02

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19017Troompa Loompa

The Bayeux Tapestree

20/04/20 12:21:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15099Dan Nicholls

Lettuce be friends!

20/04/20 12:20:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10756Stephen Bean

That'll teach him to try to pinch the Fyffe of Brian.

20/04/20 12:12:59

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12507Vanessa the Guesser

The Battle of Agincourt

20/04/20 12:00:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4250Stu Dent

The Strife of Brian

20/04/20 12:00:16

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5702Paul Reeve

Dave loved going clubbing, and he could never hide his excitement when it came to the slow dance at the end of the Knight.

20/04/20 12:00:14

 
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