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20/04/20 11:03:20
Monty Python and the Holy Snail
20/04/20 11:00:47
''Take that you French bastard. You ate my kids.''
20/04/20 12:28:55
The war over the roses
20/04/20 11:00:36
"You can't hurt me. I'm protected by my snail mail."
20/04/20 11:00:27
If you can't kill them then just throw them over the fence.
20/04/20 11:55:32
"N00000000000000ooooooooooooooooo (inhale)0000000000000000oooooooo!"
20/04/20 17:28:48
The Canterbury Trails
20/04/20 11:31:34
The start of the hundred years war
20/04/20 11:01:06
Slugging it out.
20/04/20 11:00:11
Assnailant.
20/04/20 11:09:11
"Escargot away!"
20/04/20 11:07:52
Soldiers who survived this battle were often shell-shocked.
20/04/20 11:00:07
It's no good captain, there's millions of them.
20/04/20 11:48:45
“Omg what the hell happened to you?”“I don’t know, it all happened so slow.”
20/04/20 19:30:00
A medieval Borrower defends his lettuce patch.
20/04/20 11:04:08
Gastroprod
20/04/20 11:01:32
"How dare you try to a salt me!"
20/04/20 17:15:39
He was hoping once he ditched his armour that he would be quicker, but if anything, it made him a little sluggish.
20/04/20 11:19:02
Your gonna need a bigger boot.
20/04/20 12:53:04
"They said that the Sheriff of Nottingham was a bit slippery but this is ridiculous."
20/04/20 12:32:21
It took another 500 years before the giant snail finally became extinct but the writing was already on the wall.
20/04/20 11:17:26
“Long, slow probing.”
21/04/20 1:08:24
Never fight with your dick hanging out
20/04/20 11:53:27
"No, this broccoli is mine. Take the lettuce and be off with you!"
20/04/20 11:31:18
The Lilliputians were f*cked until Gulliver came along and stamped them all out.
20/04/20 11:18:23
"Next on BBC 1 is the animated tale of King Barnabas and his heroic battle in Medieval Scotland against Shelly McSnail face, the giant snail beast"*There will come a point when Eastenders runs out of pre-recorded episodes*
20/04/20 11:14:53
Dave had a bad habit of fighting his snails.
20/04/20 11:00:20
The attack happened so fast that the Roundheads had no time to react
20/04/20 21:59:28
"Time out: I got you something for your birthday. It's salt pork.""Foam me? Why thank you!"
20/04/20 19:45:32
Issue 1 of Slugman Comics is highly valuable.
20/04/20 18:48:58
This scene is from the battle for Florence. (Boing....)
20/04/20 13:01:00
"Did someone order snails to goo?"
20/04/20 12:28:42
"GET.OUT.OF.HERE...This is a snail's space"
20/04/20 12:03:30
Garden SOS
20/04/20 12:02:21
A french man telling the story:- He was huge, and fast, I had to battle with him for hours before I slayed him. Then I took my axe to cut some herbs and I cooked him with 50 grams of butter.English man:- You said he was huge? How come only 50 grams of butter?Ahhhh, he shrivelled up in the pan.
20/04/20 11:38:43
Man v Food
20/04/20 11:34:50
More Hastings, less speed.
20/04/20 11:31:02
The Bayeux Tapestree
20/04/20 11:21:34
Lettuce be friends!
20/04/20 11:20:03
That'll teach him to try to pinch the Fyffe of Brian.
20/04/20 11:12:59
The Battle of Agincourt
20/04/20 11:00:35
The Strife of Brian
20/04/20 11:00:16
Dave loved going clubbing, and he could never hide his excitement when it came to the slow dance at the end of the Knight.
20/04/20 11:00:14