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Tue 8:05:56

That floor is making him hard as well. --Willie Johnson

Seconds later the bloke behind knocked her chair and she went arse over tit

Tue 8:07:01


Breast foot forward.

Tue 8:01:44


Cars, porn, women. Trumps cats, trolleys, mannequins

Tue 9:17:17


I love a bit of woman on woman action.

Tue 8:53:19


This is the dyslexic girl who walked into a bra.

Tue 8:09:54


Jealous? Me? No I just randomly placed my chair here love.

Tue 11:21:38


The floor wasn't the only thing that would be waxed off.

Tue 8:09:30


Breast seat in the house. Nod to 8.01.44

Tue 8:05:23


"How did you get the floor so clean and shiny Phil?"

"I used my tongue..."

Tue 8:00:44


Because... y not 25?

new entry6:04:11


That's not what I meant when I asked you to sit on her face...

new entry6:03:06


When she sat on my face I was floored.

Tue 15:03:58


All the boys like to come to the auto show.

Tue 11:41:27


I bought it at The Carpet Whorehouse.

Tue 11:38:19


The auto show becomes the auto erotic show.

Tue 11:01:25


Thats the best girl on girl action you will ever fantasise with me mate!

Tue 10:02:40


the are running out of pictures to ask quotes for!! and they want us to be creative!

Tue 10:01:25


Petrolhead of the Year

Tue 9:36:41


Tit for Tat

Tue 9:15:22


Helen felt a right tit sat there

Tue 9:03:59


Sitting pretty

Tue 8:48:15


"Our cars go so fast that your nipples will catch on fire."

Tue 8:46:44


She could of feathered her nest.

Tue 8:38:42


Seconds later she found out she was sitting on a booby trap.

Tue 8:37:26


Looks like she overdid it with the fake tan

Tue 8:32:50


Gland Rover

Tue 8:32:01


''I'm afraid the business is closing down. We've gone bust.''

Tue 8:26:03


I wouldn't mind pulling the rug from under her feet

Tue 8:25:02


Naked Distraction

Tue 8:23:01


isn't he the guy from Buns and Roses?

Tue 8:19:04


Dave knew attracting people to his glory hole was all about the presentation.

Tue 8:16:27


Breast pump

Tue 8:08:47


"Why's this floor so sticky?"

Tue 8:08:28


"Watch out - here comes Gripper Rod!"

Tue 8:07:04


Enchantment under the Sea t

Tue 8:06:32


And that is why we can’t live in the house of the Lord, the Devil took it with her.

Tue 8:05:00


♪Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...♪

Tue 8:04:02


So I told that sister of mine, I'm gonna sh*it on your face and trample on your tits

Tue 8:04:01


Perversion Rug

Tue 8:03:39


"I'd love a Sexminster carpet like that!"

Tue 8:02:44


Shoe Rack

Tue 8:00:07

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