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  Smuldo Vote score: 11674 Smuldo

Hardfloor porn.

21/01/20 8:05:56

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That floor is making him hard as well. --Willie Johnson
Vivvy En Vote score: 6166Vivvy En

Seconds later the bloke behind knocked her chair and she went arse over tit

21/01/20 8:07:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9910Mr Dome

Cars, porn, women. Trumps cats, trolleys, mannequins

21/01/20 9:17:17

 
stone face Vote score: 7775stone face

Breast foot forward.

21/01/20 8:01:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10800Stephen Bean

I love a bit of woman on woman action.

21/01/20 8:53:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12553Vanessa the Guesser

This is the dyslexic girl who walked into a bra.

21/01/20 8:09:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1677Mark Wilson

Jealous? Me? No I just randomly placed my chair here love.

21/01/20 11:21:38

 
stone face Vote score: 7775stone face

Seconds later she found out she was sitting on a booby trap.

21/01/20 8:37:26

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6832Hercules Rockefeller

The floor wasn't the only thing that would be waxed off.

21/01/20 8:09:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15100Dan Nicholls

Breast seat in the house. Nod to 8.01.44

21/01/20 8:05:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10800Stephen Bean

"How did you get the floor so clean and shiny Phil?"

"I used my tongue..."

21/01/20 8:00:44

 
Emma Richardson Emma Richardson

She said I always get on her tits!!

01/02/20 22:17:20

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 532Charles Gilbert

Because... y not 25?

22/01/20 6:04:11

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 532Charles Gilbert

That's not what I meant when I asked you to sit on her face...

22/01/20 6:03:06

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2466Scrijjy Doo

When she sat on my face I was floored.

21/01/20 15:03:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1628Willie Johnson

All the boys like to come to the auto show.

21/01/20 11:41:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20697John Glover

I bought it at The Carpet Whorehouse.

21/01/20 11:38:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1628Willie Johnson

The auto show becomes the auto erotic show.

21/01/20 11:01:25

 
avijit kelkar avijit kelkar

Thats the best girl on girl action you will ever fantasise with me mate!

21/01/20 10:02:40

 
avijit kelkar avijit kelkar

the caption.me are running out of pictures to ask quotes for!! and they want us to be creative!
:)

21/01/20 10:01:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32078Tony Edwards

Petrolhead of the Year

21/01/20 9:36:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5749James Lennox

Tit for Tat

21/01/20 9:15:22

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2854GeeDee

Helen felt a right tit sat there

21/01/20 9:03:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32078Tony Edwards

Sitting pretty

21/01/20 8:48:15

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10830Neil Mackenzie

She could of feathered her nest.

21/01/20 8:38:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9910Mr Dome

Looks like she overdid it with the fake tan

21/01/20 8:32:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10328Dave Bryan

Gland Rover

21/01/20 8:32:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10328Dave Bryan

''I'm afraid the business is closing down. We've gone bust.''

21/01/20 8:26:03

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2854GeeDee

I wouldn't mind pulling the rug from under her feet

21/01/20 8:25:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10800Stephen Bean

Naked Distraction

21/01/20 8:23:01

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

isn't he the guy from Buns and Roses?

21/01/20 8:19:04

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1677Mark Wilson

Dave knew attracting people to his glory hole was all about the presentation.

21/01/20 8:16:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10328Dave Bryan

Breast pump

21/01/20 8:08:47

 
stone face Vote score: 7775stone face

"Why's this floor so sticky?"

21/01/20 8:08:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12553Vanessa the Guesser

"Watch out - here comes Gripper Rod!"

21/01/20 8:07:04

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2059Rachel P

Enchantment under the Sea t

21/01/20 8:06:32

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10830Neil Mackenzie

And that is why we can’t live in the house of the Lord, the Devil took it with her.

21/01/20 8:05:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9006Chris Keegan

♪Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...♪

21/01/20 8:04:02

 
Molly R Vote score: 1879Molly R

So I told that sister of mine, I'm gonna sh*it on your face and trample on your tits

21/01/20 8:04:01

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Perversion Rug

21/01/20 8:03:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I'd love a Sexminster carpet like that!"

21/01/20 8:02:44

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Shoe Rack

21/01/20 8:00:07

 
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