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Hardfloor porn.

Tue 8:05:56

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That floor is making him hard as well. --Willie Johnson

Seconds later the bloke behind knocked her chair and she went arse over tit

Tue 8:07:01

 

Breast foot forward.

Tue 8:01:44

 

Cars, porn, women. Trumps cats, trolleys, mannequins

Tue 9:17:17

 

I love a bit of woman on woman action.

Tue 8:53:19

 

This is the dyslexic girl who walked into a bra.

Tue 8:09:54

 

Jealous? Me? No I just randomly placed my chair here love.

Tue 11:21:38

 

The floor wasn't the only thing that would be waxed off.

Tue 8:09:30

 

Breast seat in the house. Nod to 8.01.44

Tue 8:05:23

 

"How did you get the floor so clean and shiny Phil?"

"I used my tongue..."

Tue 8:00:44

 

Because... y not 25?

new entry6:04:11

 

That's not what I meant when I asked you to sit on her face...

new entry6:03:06

 

When she sat on my face I was floored.

Tue 15:03:58

 

All the boys like to come to the auto show.

Tue 11:41:27

 

I bought it at The Carpet Whorehouse.

Tue 11:38:19

 

The auto show becomes the auto erotic show.

Tue 11:01:25

 

Thats the best girl on girl action you will ever fantasise with me mate!

Tue 10:02:40

 

the caption.me are running out of pictures to ask quotes for!! and they want us to be creative!
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Tue 10:01:25

 

Petrolhead of the Year

Tue 9:36:41

 

Tit for Tat

Tue 9:15:22

 

Helen felt a right tit sat there

Tue 9:03:59

 

Sitting pretty

Tue 8:48:15

 

"Our cars go so fast that your nipples will catch on fire."

Tue 8:46:44

 

She could of feathered her nest.

Tue 8:38:42

 

Seconds later she found out she was sitting on a booby trap.

Tue 8:37:26

 

Looks like she overdid it with the fake tan

Tue 8:32:50

 

Gland Rover

Tue 8:32:01

 

''I'm afraid the business is closing down. We've gone bust.''

Tue 8:26:03

 

I wouldn't mind pulling the rug from under her feet

Tue 8:25:02

 

Naked Distraction

Tue 8:23:01

 

isn't he the guy from Buns and Roses?

Tue 8:19:04

 

Dave knew attracting people to his glory hole was all about the presentation.

Tue 8:16:27

 

Breast pump

Tue 8:08:47

 

"Why's this floor so sticky?"

Tue 8:08:28

 

"Watch out - here comes Gripper Rod!"

Tue 8:07:04

 

Enchantment under the Sea t

Tue 8:06:32

 

And that is why we can’t live in the house of the Lord, the Devil took it with her.

Tue 8:05:00

 

♪Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...♪

Tue 8:04:02

 

So I told that sister of mine, I'm gonna sh*it on your face and trample on your tits

Tue 8:04:01

 

Perversion Rug

Tue 8:03:39

 

"I'd love a Sexminster carpet like that!"

Tue 8:02:44

 

Shoe Rack

Tue 8:00:07

 
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