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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

RIP tide

18/12/19 12:00:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31510Tony Edwards

The Oarsman of the Apocalypse

18/12/19 12:23:00

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3780Stu Dent

Deathly Shallows

18/12/19 12:04:14

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It was I left the h out. --Stu Dent
stone face Vote score: 7505stone face

♫ Oh I do like to be, be scythe the sea scythe..♫

18/12/19 17:17:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

RIP tide ... Oh damn, curse my shitty internet connection speed.

18/12/19 14:11:10

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Let's avoid deliberate copies of previous captions, please. This one gathered eight votes, and that seems a bit cheeky, seeing as the creativity belongs to Welsh Rarebit (12:00:03). A friendly warning to all captioneers that are tempted to copy c... --Chris Beach
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

The Grimsby Reaper

18/12/19 12:01:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21987Ian Skelding

"Right, that's Robert Maxwell and Natalie Wood taken care of, who's next?"

18/12/19 12:09:09

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Please don't kill the Beach Boys! Oops, forgot about Dennis Wilson. --Karyn Harrison
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

Dead in the water

18/12/19 12:01:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

I sea dead people

18/12/19 12:07:34

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Death on the Nile

18/12/19 12:01:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8516Chris Keegan

The Dead Sea.

18/12/19 12:00:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

Wave goodbye

18/12/19 12:00:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6590Hercules Rockefeller

♫ Everybody's gone Reapin'. Reapin' USA. ♫

18/12/19 12:59:46

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All right! Beachboys. --Willie Johnson
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Death takes a holiday.

18/12/19 12:13:17

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

On the crest of a grave

18/12/19 12:04:58

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave


He looks Dead Calm.

18/12/19 12:01:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9379Stephen Bean

Soul Surfer

18/12/19 12:00:50

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4431Karyn Harrison

BBC set to scare the shit out of another generation of kids with a new selection of public information films.

18/12/19 20:59:13

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

The reaper is a migrant! Call immigration

18/12/19 12:55:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

Surfer Ghoul

18/12/19 12:29:39

 2
Beach Boys, nice. Another one of my favorites. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9379Stephen Bean

The Deathly Shallows

18/12/19 12:12:45

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

''I've come to 'Wipe Out' the local population.''

18/12/19 12:08:59

 1
Surfaris. Nice. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21987Ian Skelding

Gravesend beach

18/12/19 12:05:00

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Dead-pool

18/12/19 12:00:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

The Dead Sea

18/12/19 12:00:12

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

He is following the shark

18/12/19 13:51:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

The wake always follows

18/12/19 12:46:50

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Hell or high water

18/12/19 12:33:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9379Stephen Bean

"Oh no, the boogie man's gonna get me."

18/12/19 12:02:21

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave


When your dead inside but you still wanna have a good time.

18/12/19 12:01:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

When it comes to surfing, scythe matters.

18/12/19 12:00:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9379Stephen Bean

The Grim Ripper

18/12/19 12:00:03

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 397Gavin Smithers

The late Surf Bruce Foarscythe

18/12/19 23:04:52

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Death of a sailsman.

18/12/19 21:34:49

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

He heard someone is going to hang ten.

18/12/19 20:21:23

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

Because I could not stop for Death he kindly hopped the sea.

18/12/19 15:39:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

"Who'd go out in weather like this?"
"Some silly burkha."

18/12/19 13:22:06

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Sea Devil

18/12/19 12:50:52

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4431Karyn Harrison

It's grim up in the North Sea.

18/12/19 12:19:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8516Chris Keegan

♪ Wish me luck as I wave you goodbye ♪

18/12/19 12:04:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

''I don't think this beach deserves a blue flag.''

18/12/19 12:00:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

RIP Curl

18/12/19 12:00:17

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

Scythe's Up.

18/12/19 12:00:14

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Meanwhile, in Mordor...

18/12/19 12:00:05

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

Death row

20/12/19 19:31:53

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 397Gavin Smithers

Some people think the UK Border Force is under-resourced

19/12/19 0:19:16

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 397Gavin Smithers

I prefer being up a creek without a paddle

18/12/19 23:56:05

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 397Gavin Smithers

Visit Newquay wants to appeal to older tourists in 2020

18/12/19 23:53:34

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4464Lucky Elperro

Dalai Lllama denies pissed up stag weekend prank.

18/12/19 23:21:35

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 397Gavin Smithers

It took the Black Death three years to reach Northern Europe from Sicily. Mr Farage says it should have been stopped at Calais.

18/12/19 23:17:14

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

The Seventh Sealion.

18/12/19 21:06:00

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"Tell you what he's NOT:...He's not a soul surfer."

18/12/19 19:59:37

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

He must be looking for the body of water

18/12/19 17:52:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

David Hasselhoff still looks pretty good.

18/12/19 15:39:26

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1544Rachel P

NoBodyboarding

18/12/19 14:41:17

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1544Rachel P

The Pale Rider

18/12/19 13:44:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31510Tony Edwards

D-Day

18/12/19 12:58:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31510Tony Edwards

Deathguard

18/12/19 12:47:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

Moments later he came off and was hit by the board. He was Joe Black and Blue.

18/12/19 12:36:25

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Dead ringer for cove

18/12/19 12:35:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31510Tony Edwards

Death Wish You Were Here...?

18/12/19 12:29:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

"HURRY UP SUE, THE FUNERAL STARTS IN TEN MINUTES...AND GIVE THAT WHALE ITS TOOTHPICK BACK"

18/12/19 12:19:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

That's the first scythe seen of him.

18/12/19 12:03:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

In deepest sympathy

18/12/19 12:02:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8516Chris Keegan

Such a shame he drowned but at least he didn’t surfer any pain….

18/12/19 12:01:16

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Hell with collecting Souls,
I'm on vacation.

18/12/19 12:00:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

♪ Oh I do like to be beside the homicide ♪

18/12/19 12:00:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9379Stephen Bean

Sponsored by R.I.P. Curl

18/12/19 12:00:23

 
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