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Michael Winner	"Dammit- we should have checked before giving him a fixed cost for the Back, Sack and Crack." 24/07/20 8:15:44	16

Vivvy En	"Yep, send me 500 litres, that's correct. I have an interesting client wants to go Ash Blonde." 24/07/20 8:30:24	13

Dave Bryan	''This little piggy went to market......'' 24/07/20 8:05:49	7

Dan Nicholls	Hello is that Head & Shoulders? Yeah...send it all. Yes, really. Dandruff everywhere. Tell Davina and Claudia they can't have any." 24/07/20 10:19:09	6

Stephen Bean	"Hello, I think you've sent me the extra large Hairy Krishna statue by mistake. You also left it on my little sister's foot." 24/07/20 8:35:00	5

Michael Winner	"Hello, is that the council? Call Rentokill, I've got Borrowers." 24/07/20 8:10:31	5

Neil Mackenzie	Wow! Look that woman has an invisible mobile phone. 24/07/20 10:23:12	4

Tony Edwards	King Dong 24/07/20 10:03:48	4

Chris Keegan	Social Distancing reduced to 2 feet. 24/07/20 9:45:20	3

stone face	Brenda was playing with her little sister Sassa... "Hey Sass! quatch what your doing girl." Said Brenda. The End. 24/07/20 8:33:44	3

James Lennox	"Yes girls, this is what all men look like naked," said Ms. Chastity of The Celibacy Society. 24/07/20 8:15:38	3

James Lennox	Gulliver has really let himself go. 24/07/20 8:10:55	3

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