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Fozzgog B.
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Hunting prey has never been so convenient!
2:37pm
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"His last Deliveroo drop off officer? Let me see - it was a Mr and Mrs Lyons in Twycross" [Fozzgog B.]
"Regrettably, your Form 6.4825 Part 2 Section 9 has been buried in soft peat for 300 months, wherefore accordingly your application must be resubmitted in its entirety to your local council adoption agency office in Alpha Centauri.... (Apathetic bloody parents, I've no sympathy at all....)"
:^)
10:43pm
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Our adopted Vogon baby! Of course this was taken 25 years ago. We are still filling in the paperwork - only 1384 forms to go [Fozzgog B.]
This is such a clever caption and deserved to do so much better. I can only imagine it went unnoticed because it was added relatively late. I only saw this Little Gem myself this afternoon. :)
9:56pm
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McGregor
I have your little sprouts.
Two dozen lettuces by midnight tomorrow - fresh no caterpillars. Come alone.
Peter
[Fozzgog B.]
You know what they say sonny.....A standing Cock has No Conscience.
1:14pm
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Crush Hazard Jones really wished his parents had picked a more romantic spot for his conception [Fozzgog B.]
♪ Your love life's DOA
9:40pm
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"Dear Mail Order Bride.com. My wife-to-be arrived in double quick time. However, I feel that your packaging policy needs to be reviewed and that the addition of air-holes might be something you need to look into" [Fozzgog B.]