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Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

Well, hello Dali

26/01/20 12:03:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6968The Wolf

"Excuse me madam, do you have the time on you?"

26/01/20 14:17:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Auntie Clockwise

26/01/20 12:16:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9217Stephen Bean

"I clocked her as soon as she walked in the room."

26/01/20 12:26:34

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Ok you two. Get a room. :) --The Wolf
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

A head of time

26/01/20 12:22:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8994Dave Bryan

Her death came as no surprise. She'd always had a dodgy ticker.

26/01/20 12:19:35

 
stone face Vote score: 7439stone face

German officer -"Right Miss British spy, vhy are you vearing such a ridiculous outfit?

"Tick"

"I vill ask you again, vhy are you vearing this outfit?

"Tick."

"Mein Fräulein, ve have vays of making you tock."

26/01/20 13:32:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31406Tony Edwards

Time warp

26/01/20 12:09:54

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Her hands are in the wrong place. They should be on her hips. --Karyn Harrison
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8406Chris Keegan

She can just tell you the time off the top of her head

26/01/20 12:01:18

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

and yet..you are still never on time!!

26/01/20 15:49:07

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Time is on you. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 6968The Wolf

She took after her Grandfather.

26/01/20 14:25:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3738Stu Dent

Anna Log

26/01/20 13:53:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9217Stephen Bean

"I thought you said you wanted a bird that loves clock."

26/01/20 12:28:31

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1081Baglan Gladiator

Clock teaser

26/01/20 15:28:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5319James Lennox

No problems on a pretty white girl, but stick this hat on a young Arabic male and people start to panic.

26/01/20 13:56:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5599Vivvy En

She's two-faced

26/01/20 12:21:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1462Rachel P

She had a 4 o’clock shadow

26/01/20 12:05:06

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

Second thoughts.

27/01/20 0:11:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

On the cover of Time Magazine.

26/01/20 19:19:10

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6510Glyn Evans

It's nice to put a face to the speaking clock.

26/01/20 12:07:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4394Karyn Harrison

Second Hand Rose

26/01/20 12:04:38

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8406Chris Keegan

Apparently it's second hand.

26/01/20 12:00:07

 
Emma Richardson Emma Richardson

Some times I wonder what goes on (in) her head!

01/02/20 22:13:12

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

She's awfully handsy for a lady

31/01/20 21:35:03

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

It's a Viennese clock- she's in Osterreiche.

27/01/20 22:28:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9217Stephen Bean

"I've plenty of time to dilly-Dali."

27/01/20 11:53:00

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Willie Johnson Vote score: 1359Willie Johnson

Trying to think of a caption as time marches on.
Never mind, it can go on ahead.

27/01/20 8:54:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1359Willie Johnson

"What time is it?"
"Time to get the clock replaced."

27/01/20 8:28:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2094Scrijjy Doo

Do you like to watch? Eh nudge nudge.

26/01/20 20:32:54

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

"What an alarming hairstyle".

( nod to 13:54:43 )

26/01/20 19:46:50

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Julie was a show-time girl.

26/01/20 19:46:06

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Hour Lady.

26/01/20 19:38:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"We couldn't afford to fix Big Ben in time, so instead we've dressed up Carrie as a clock which is filled with fireworks. No, of course we didn't tell you about that last bit."

26/01/20 17:18:43

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11583 Smuldo

Ho-rologist

26/01/20 17:17:56

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11583 Smuldo

Jen had a degree in Whore-ology.

26/01/20 17:16:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

“HEY, what’s with THE FEATHERS, and THE THING ON THE HEAD?...plucking clock sucker.”

26/01/20 16:43:20

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2094Scrijjy Doo

Wig Ben

26/01/20 16:15:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

"Hello Sylvia, as I have some time on my hands, I thought this could be a good opportunity to meet you."

26/01/20 15:21:31

 
stone face Vote score: 7439stone face

She's become totally authoritarian since she became part of the Neighbourhood Watch.

26/01/20 14:59:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9401Mr Dome

She always looks so pensive - I wonder if the cogs ever stop

26/01/20 14:01:37

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3738Stu Dent

Soon as I saw her I heard alarm bell sounding

26/01/20 13:54:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5599Vivvy En

"Okay babe, I've got the energy and you've clearly got the time." ...She was looking at me with Longines.

26/01/20 13:18:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21923Ian Skelding

"Wear has the time gone?"

26/01/20 13:12:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21923Ian Skelding

That outfit stood the Tess of time.

26/01/20 13:04:56

 
stone face Vote score: 7439stone face

She's a costly girl to take for a meal, she always wants seconds.

26/01/20 13:01:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9401Mr Dome

Old feather time

26/01/20 12:59:29

 
stone face Vote score: 7439stone face

She's always meticulous with her costumes , right down to the minute detail.

26/01/20 12:57:28

 
Dave E Vote score: 46Dave E

By 'eck! She looks like hour lass!

26/01/20 12:35:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5599Vivvy En

She likes people to keep looking at her

26/01/20 12:27:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11492Vanessa the Guesser

"It was a gift from my late Aunt."

26/01/20 12:24:21

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

No prizes for guessing what makes her tick.

26/01/20 12:23:19

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

Birds of a feather Tick together!

26/01/20 12:17:56

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

Her friends thought she was a little Cuckoo (clock)

26/01/20 12:15:08

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1462Rachel P

She only wore it as a wind-up

26/01/20 12:13:29

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

Time to Fly!

26/01/20 12:13:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 990Mark Wilson

Knot the 9 o'clock news

26/01/20 12:04:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8994Dave Bryan

On rainy Sunday afternoons time weighed heavily upon her.

26/01/20 12:04:01

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

its hard to come up with a caption with her chime in

26/01/20 12:02:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8994Dave Bryan

''I think I'll try my luck. She looks fast to me.''

26/01/20 12:00:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"How are you feeling love?"
"Tickety boo..."

26/01/20 12:00:25

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

I met her through speed dating!

26/01/20 12:00:24

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

she strikes a cord with milliners

26/01/20 12:00:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11492Vanessa the Guesser

She's always been a bit cuckoo.

26/01/20 12:00:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

No wonder she looks in a mood, her boyfriend's been winding her up.

26/01/20 12:00:11

 
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