Vanessa the Guesser

	This Week			Last Week			All Time
	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions				7	2	#35	10141	20316	#10
Photos
Comments							182	296	#27
Forum Posts	3						8

caption quota: 59
caption votes given since joining: 7,833
comment quota: 8
comment votes given since joining: 592

profile photos send private message

Sending private messages on this site is currently disabled due to abuse by spammers.

Please use the forum to send private messages instead.

captions comments received captioned photos

captions


clever 08/09/22 8:01:34		19 32
Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch' --John Glover
	creative clever x6 He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 12:09:49	19 31
I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments! --Vanessa the Guesser
	lol clever Please dispose of crampons in the bin provided. 18/03/23 20:09:57	29

	creative clever Luckily, there was a Constable nearby. 12/08/23 12:22:25	27


lol 08/08/20 8:05:57		18 26
Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :) --Vanessa the Guesser
	clever ICU 25/07/20 12:02:49	1 25
Icy too --Willie Johnson

creative x3 11/02/19 12:01:55		21 25
Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend! --Vanessa the Guesser

clever 20/09/18 8:05:14		16 25
I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
	That would explain the Yellow Pages. 24/10/22 20:00:13	24

	"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime" 27/09/22 20:01:39	24

	It's no wonder they remained unseeded. 06/09/22 20:09:55	1 24

	"I'm more used to driving Double Deckers." 18/08/23 8:12:15	23


lol 25/03/21 20:00:07		21 23
Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter! --Vanessa the Guesser
	creative In other words - U FO 18/04/20 12:11:28	23

	clever x2 Bow legged. 11/07/19 8:18:11	23

	clever "Euston, we have a problem" 30/04/19 12:21:58	23

	lol x2 Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa. 26/04/22 8:17:06	22

	"Is the top one Preacher Man?" 20/10/21 20:00:24	1 22
Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was --Dot Old
	lol This lamb's a bit tough. 19/01/20 13:30:10	22

	William Don't Tell 17/06/23 12:01:48	21

	The Ministry of Filly Walks. 05/02/22 8:00:09	21

	clever "Well done, dear" 20/06/19 20:01:49	1 21

	Scratching post. 26/08/23 20:08:19	20

	"What a ridiculous orange nose!" thought the snowman. 03/06/23 20:00:31	20

	So what? I wore a tank top. 09/02/23 20:01:57	20

	clever I keep tripping when I wear these. 05/08/22 21:03:39	20

	lol The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture. 15/06/21 8:48:11	20

	clever Pay As You Go 27/06/20 12:04:09	1 20
Phone Bogx --Flo .
	lol x2 I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once. 10/05/20 12:09:22	20

	clever Some of us still love a hairy Regina. 04/05/19 20:15:39	20

	How lavish! 24/04/19 20:00:24	20

	clever "There's no rush. I told my wife I'd come in at 20 to 1." 08/09/23 8:42:41	19

	clever "Where's the cat that got the cream when you need him?" 29/09/22 20:04:38	19

	Ale Marys 26/02/22 12:03:50	19

	Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him. 11/04/21 13:24:36	19

	Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers 21/03/20 12:00:10	1 19
There is no Dana. Only Zuul. --Scrijjy Doo
	"Bling out your dead!" 18/03/20 20:27:47	19

	"I won it on a scratch card." 09/03/20 12:00:12	19

	lol I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday 04/03/20 8:03:15	1 19
Very funny. Not an easy photo to caption. --Dave Bryan
	clever Grate Expectations. 27/12/19 20:00:11	19

	creative x2 clever You can usually spot penguins by their peculiar gates. 02/02/18 9:11:01	19

	creative Wham! He was struck from behind by a careless Wispa. 18/08/23 8:08:44	18

	lol creative "It says here that it's good manners to remove swimming caps whilst eating." 03/05/23 8:02:12	1 18
😂 --Julia Kinsey
	Nosey parker. 08/02/23 8:00:08	1 18
Or a nosey parkour --Mr Dome
	Which clown thought this up? 28/10/22 20:17:39	18

	She only married him because he's loaded. 01/10/22 20:11:23	18

	He's been shopping in his natural Habitat. 12/09/22 20:00:27	18

	"I've tried explaining how it works to my patients, but basically it goes in one ear and out the other" 03/09/21 8:19:05	18

	clever An Ariel view. 24/08/21 8:00:37	18

	Stinking rich. 05/06/21 8:16:15	18

	"Shit..." Brian was alarmed after reading the script for Fatal Attraction. 22/01/21 12:33:21	1 18
"Waiter, there's a hare in my soup. What's it doing there?" "I believe it's doing the backstroke sir." --Willie Johnson
	They think it's all over.. It is now. 26/10/20 20:03:22	18

	clever She scrubs up well. 25/07/20 12:01:16	18

	creative Copulation: 100,043 16/04/20 20:03:38	18

	Scooby diving 03/04/20 20:00:09	18

	"I'm just off out clubbing now, mum!" 13/03/20 20:02:58	4 18
She'll be 'Dancing on the sealing' --Mr Dome
	clever x2 January at the Jobcentre. 30/12/19 16:56:53	18

	clever The clitoris fancy dress party was poorly attended as hardly anyone could find it. 21/12/19 13:31:38	18

	Pisces of eight 28/12/18 12:00:41	18

	creative When you need to look fetching. 05/10/18 13:36:36	18

	lol George is really coming out of his shell. 02/07/18 20:00:28	18

	clever Speed dating 02/02/18 12:30:31	18

	"So, have I passed?" 10/04/17 12:30:43	18

	I sent all my kids to boarding school. 25/02/17 12:00:14	1 18
Best caption for some time in my 'umble opinionG --Gf j
	lol It's pointless Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong trying to hide on holiday. 10/01/17 8:21:51	2 18
My first laugh out loud moment of the day. Thanks! :D --Pussy Galore
	They're dam tasty 11/09/23 20:04:34	1 17
Contest over. --Scrijjy Doo
	They're hoping to win the cup. Along with the knife, fork, spoon and the plate. 31/07/23 20:16:47	17

	It's nice to have at least one square meal a day. 04/04/23 20:03:28	17

	If you prefer dogs, there's a Yorkie in the other vending machine. 15/02/23 8:03:09	17

	lol Shortly after he became a goody-two-shoes. 04/02/23 20:19:21	17

	Passing a hard stool had inflamed Gran's IBS. 18/01/23 8:01:30	17

	Accident investigators will need to examine the Dasher cam. 23/12/22 20:01:37	17

	lol At least the picture is well-hung. 09/12/22 20:17:06	17

	"Hmm... I'm sure I put those Health & Safety manuals up here somewhere..." 08/09/22 8:14:10	17

	My other car's a Ford Siesta 24/07/22 12:04:40	17

	clever It was a people carrier before it shrank in the rain. 09/03/22 12:01:17	17

	"What's for tea?" "Salad" 29/09/21 8:04:56	1 17
"I thought your salad days were over." --Willie Johnson
	clever Predictive text 01/08/21 8:16:42	17

	clever "You cheating son-of-a-bitch.." 19/07/21 20:04:39	1 17
That's nothing compared to what's on the chair. You're going to have to straight flush it. --Willie Johnson
	I see they've got the receivers in. 02/07/21 8:15:10	1 17
Maybe the house is in receivership? --Willie Johnson
	lol I fear he's being groomed online. 13/11/20 20:14:10	1 17

	lol x2 "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Marilyn Monroe" 31/10/20 20:12:44	17

	creative "Ignore him. He's just a little pigment of your imagination." 24/10/20 21:04:17	17

	This will mean curtains for their marriage. 23/09/20 8:30:40	17

	It was a Rocky marriage. 06/09/20 12:00:14	17

	Eyeful Tower 25/08/20 20:00:08	17

	"I'll just try on the milkman's shoes whilst he's upstairs talking to mummy." 16/08/20 12:08:01	4 17
It's a terrible thing when your wife runs off with the milkman, you really do miss him. Nod to Led Dawson. ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ --Chris Halliwell
	How to make pedestrians cross 05/08/20 8:55:25	17

	"Sorry, I'm straining to hear you" 27/06/20 12:05:59	17

	"Your work's been a little sloppy recently." 15/05/20 12:12:01	1 17
He's hoping to move to a new firm --Mr Dome
	Vets report a sharp increase in over-walked dogs suffering from exhaustion. 04/04/20 12:03:09	17

	creative Government fears outbreak of Evian Flu. 15/03/20 8:00:17	4 17
And Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards --stone face
	clever Earth Wind & Fire 19/02/20 20:23:57	17

	clever Cereal killers 09/10/19 8:00:32	17

	clever Stiff competition 21/08/19 8:00:10	17

	lol "New balls, please." 17/07/19 8:00:07	17

	"My wife has a matching beaver." 18/03/19 12:10:10	17

	Party pooper 13/10/18 12:00:11	17

	"By the way, I don't share needles." 15/08/18 12:03:27	17

	Cop a feel 14/08/18 20:11:45	17