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Vanessa the Guesser
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£50 20/09/18 7:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
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You can usually spot penguins by their peculiar gates. 02/02/18 9:11:01 |
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When you need to look fetching. 05/10/18 12:36:36 |
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George is really coming out of his shell. 02/07/18 19:00:28 |
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02/02/18 12:30:31 |
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10/04/17 11:30:43 |
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I sent all my kids to boarding school. 25/02/17 12:00:14 |
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Best caption for some time in my 'umble opinionG --Gf j
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It's pointless Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong trying to hide on holiday. 10/01/17 8:21:51 |
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My first laugh out loud moment of the day. Thanks! :D --Pussy Galore
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13/10/18 11:00:11 |
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"By the way, I don't share needles." 15/08/18 11:03:27 |
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14/08/18 19:11:45 |
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She won't stay unseeded for long. 01/08/18 19:13:06 |
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We need to be careful. There's a guy over there with one stone. 25/03/17 8:01:59 |
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30/01/17 12:22:18 |
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31/12/16 20:00:29 |
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"There's a faulty gene in my family. Most of the women are carriers." 15/10/18 7:01:59 |
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22/09/18 7:00:10 |
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24/08/18 7:00:28 |
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24/07/18 19:04:41 |
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Recently re-named in honour of the late call girl Jenny Taylor. --Karyn Harrison
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22/06/18 11:57:38 |
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I'd avoid these like the plague. 11/11/17 8:02:58 |
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I've tried, but he's more interested in the birds than the bees. 21/08/17 11:03:53 |
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Thank goodness it's not a Picasso. 21/02/17 14:03:54 |
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my caption to your caption....:) --avijit kelkar
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15/11/16 20:00:41 |
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The bark was worse than their bite 01/10/16 11:00:52 |
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Now there's a man who can conduct himself 05/06/18 19:00:52 |
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03/03/18 20:00:15 |
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06/12/17 8:24:25 |
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Next up, The New Sikhers with "I'd like to teach the world to Singh". 13/10/17 8:04:11 |
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Tony Blair's lovingly carved pumpkin of Cherie. 01/11/18 8:04:28 |
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Bit harsh on the pumpkin --Mr Dome
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17/10/18 7:09:43 |
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11/03/18 21:09:00 |
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Had to give this an extra vote, really simple and to the point.Love it. --John Glover
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25/01/18 12:00:09 |
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11/08/17 19:00:11 |
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15/04/17 19:01:31 |
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I really love this one! It fits the photo like a glove!!! --Greg Curtis
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Lollipop Men during the WW2 Blackout. 24/03/17 8:04:44 |
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12/02/17 8:30:37 |
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11/01/17 12:36:00 |
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Very good :) ! --Nathan Davies
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01/01/17 20:37:20 |
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07/12/16 20:00:15 |
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"Personally I'd prefer a donor kebab". 05/11/16 8:03:01 |
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I love Shish and Donna! --Andrea Hickling
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Jane's diet hadn't been going too well, but she was about to turn a corner 06/10/16 11:10:33 |
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05/11/18 20:06:43 |
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This is the caption, I wish I wrote. --Scrappy Doo
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I bet she'll be getting her oats tonight. 26/09/18 19:00:21 |
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25/09/18 11:02:44 |
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"Oh dear, looks like we've got another jumper." 20/09/18 19:45:50 |
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Hulk Hogan couldn't figure out who had stolen his shopping bags. 13/09/18 11:16:31 |
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"Can Johnny come out to plague?" 25/08/18 19:11:40 |
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8:24am
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8:59am
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2:11pm
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Is that why the tea isn't pouring?
2:22pm
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10:13pm
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Take a chair in with you.
8:19pm
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I can't stand reading in the shower. [Vanessa the Guesser]
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12:44pm
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