Vanessa the Guesser
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| Captions | 12 | 22 | #19 | 12 | 22 | #20 | 9483 | 18547 | #11 |
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| Comments | 165 | 264 | #28 | ||||||
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caption votes given since joining: 7,142
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comment votes given since joining: 572
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08/09/22 7:01:34 |
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Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch'
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He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 11:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments!
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08/08/20 7:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :)
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25/07/20 11:02:49 |
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Icy too
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11/02/19 12:01:55 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend!
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20/09/18 7:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments.
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That would explain the Yellow Pages. 24/10/22 19:00:13 |
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"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime" 27/09/22 19:01:39 |
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It's no wonder they remained unseeded. 06/09/22 19:09:55 |
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25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter!
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18/04/20 11:11:28 |
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11/07/19 7:18:11 |
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30/04/19 11:21:58 |
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Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa. 26/04/22 7:17:06 |
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"Is the top one Preacher Man?" 20/10/21 19:00:24 |
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Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was
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19/01/20 13:30:10 |
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05/02/22 8:00:09 |
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20/06/19 19:01:49 |
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I keep tripping when I wear these. 05/08/22 20:03:39 |
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The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture. 15/06/21 7:48:11 |
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27/06/20 11:04:09 |
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Phone Bogx
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I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once. 10/05/20 11:09:22 |
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Some of us still love a hairy Regina. 04/05/19 19:15:39 |
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24/04/19 19:00:24 |
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"Where's the cat that got the cream when you need him?" 29/09/22 19:04:38 |
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26/02/22 12:03:50 |
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Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him. 11/04/21 12:24:36 |
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Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers 21/03/20 12:00:10 |
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There is no Dana. Only Zuul.
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18/03/20 20:27:47 |
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09/03/20 12:00:12 |
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I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday 04/03/20 8:03:15 |
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Very funny. Not an easy photo to caption.
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27/12/19 20:00:11 |
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You can usually spot penguins by their peculiar gates. 02/02/18 9:11:01 |
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28/10/22 19:17:39 |
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She only married him because he's loaded. 01/10/22 19:11:23 |
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He's been shopping in his natural Habitat. 12/09/22 19:00:27 |
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03/09/21 7:19:05 |
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24/08/21 7:00:37 |
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05/06/21 7:16:15 |
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"Shit..." 22/01/21 12:33:21 |
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"Waiter, there's a hare in my soup. What's it doing there?" "I believe it's doing the backstroke sir."
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They think it's all over.. It is now. 26/10/20 20:03:22 |
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25/07/20 11:01:16 |
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16/04/20 19:03:38 |
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03/04/20 19:00:09 |
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"I'm just off out clubbing now, mum!" 13/03/20 20:02:58 |
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She'll be 'Dancing on the sealing'
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30/12/19 16:56:53 |
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The clitoris fancy dress party was poorly attended as hardly anyone could find it. 21/12/19 13:31:38 |
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28/12/18 12:00:41 |
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When you need to look fetching. 05/10/18 12:36:36 |
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George is really coming out of his shell. 02/07/18 19:00:28 |
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02/02/18 12:30:31 |
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10/04/17 11:30:43 |
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I sent all my kids to boarding school. 25/02/17 12:00:14 |
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Best caption for some time in my 'umble opinionG
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It's pointless Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong trying to hide on holiday. 10/01/17 8:21:51 |
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My first laugh out loud moment of the day. Thanks! :D
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"Hmm... I'm sure I put those Health & Safety manuals up here somewhere..." 08/09/22 7:14:10 |
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24/07/22 11:04:40 |
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It was a people carrier before it shrank in the rain. 09/03/22 12:01:17 |
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29/09/21 7:04:56 |
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"I thought your salad days were over."
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01/08/21 7:16:42 |
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"You cheating son-of-a-bitch.." 19/07/21 19:04:39 |
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That's nothing compared to what's on the chair. You're going to have to straight flush it.
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I see they've got the receivers in. 02/07/21 7:15:10 |
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Maybe the house is in receivership?
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I fear he's being groomed online. 13/11/20 20:14:10 |
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"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Marilyn Monroe" 31/10/20 20:12:44 |
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"Ignore him. He's just a little pigment of your imagination." 24/10/20 20:04:17 |
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This will mean curtains for their marriage. 23/09/20 7:30:40 |
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06/09/20 11:00:14 |
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25/08/20 19:00:08 |
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"I'll just try on the milkman's shoes whilst he's upstairs talking to mummy." 16/08/20 11:08:01 |
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It's a terrible thing when your wife runs off with the milkman, you really do miss him. Nod to Led Dawson. 😂😂
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05/08/20 7:55:25 |
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"Sorry, I'm straining to hear you" 27/06/20 11:05:59 |
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"Your work's been a little sloppy recently." 15/05/20 11:12:01 |
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He's hoping to move to a new firm
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Vets report a sharp increase in over-walked dogs suffering from exhaustion. 04/04/20 11:03:09 |
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Government fears outbreak of Evian Flu. 15/03/20 8:00:17 |
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And Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards
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19/02/20 20:23:57 |
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09/10/19 7:00:32 |
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21/08/19 7:00:10 |
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17/07/19 7:00:07 |
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"My wife has a matching beaver." 18/03/19 12:10:10 |
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13/10/18 11:00:11 |
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"By the way, I don't share needles." 15/08/18 11:03:27 |
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14/08/18 19:11:45 |
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She won't stay unseeded for long. 01/08/18 19:13:06 |
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First game ever to end, Love / Love
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We need to be careful. There's a guy over there with one stone. 25/03/17 8:01:59 |
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30/01/17 12:22:18 |
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31/12/16 20:00:29 |
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"Sorry, must dash to the throne. Bit of a slack bladder." 05/08/22 7:04:35 |
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"Pity, I just fancied a shag." 14/06/22 7:00:09 |
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"Can I sit next to you?" 16/04/22 7:24:14 |
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I'm not giving you my waste measurements. 17/12/21 12:07:23 |
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Today's rail replacement will be a Double Decker. 23/10/21 11:29:47 |
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And it's better for the environment than going by Aero-plane.
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26/07/21 19:00:15 |
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"I think we're being followed by The Three Little Pigs." 31/05/21 19:24:32 |
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He'd never been the same since the split. 30/05/21 19:00:15 |
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She thought he was a good catch. 13/04/21 19:00:19 |
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He'll do in a pinch.
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27/03/21 20:01:01 |
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"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." 16/02/21 8:16:15 |
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"How long have you been engaged?" 15/06/20 19:00:14 |
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22/04/20 11:07:44 |
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Most relationships involve a bit of gibbon take. 23/01/20 8:22:06 |
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Now THAT'S a reseeding hairline 15/01/20 20:00:30 |
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Very kind of you Vanessa. Thanks so much!
Please let me know your preferences: 2022 or 2023 prize pool, and either increasing the monthly prize or adding a bonus prize?
11:59am
comment on caption:
Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Many congratulations, Vanessa - a superb caption. If only Boris had been worming his way into No. 1...
1:54pm
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done Vanessa. A really good caption which similar to the winner was based around a number. And well done for supporting the site too 😁
2:35pm
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done Vanessa, I guesser real winner. 9 out of 10 at least. You might be wishing it worm more, but donating 25 pounds back to the prize fund is still very generous. (And apologies for only reading the first line of the winner announcement at first and thus being late to congratulate.)
12:34am
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
I can't wait until mine are that age when they can drive themselves. Seems I spend my days just driving the kids around from one thing to the next.
7:58pm
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"I'm teaching the kids how to drive." [Vanessa the Guesser]
I'm the same, driving my sons everywhere, feels like being driven round the bend. But equally, not so sure how safe they'll be when they can drive themselves in a few years so not really looking forward to that!
3:47pm
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"I'm teaching the kids how to drive." [Vanessa the Guesser]
The Simpsons foresaw President Trump. Could Caption.me have foretold the return of Boris?
11:09pm
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Exact wording on front page of Daily Mirror this morning: "Disgraced ex-PM flies in to worm way back to No10"
10:21am
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well that's just blatant plagiarism, Vanessa, unless, of course, you're actually a reporter for the Mirror but too embarrassed to admit it.
7:29pm
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
In her Oldsmobile?...
4:30am
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Grandma Torino [Vanessa the Guesser]