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Vanessa the Guesser
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£50 He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 12:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments! --Vanessa the Guesser
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£50  08/08/20 8:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :) --Vanessa the Guesser
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25/07/20 12:02:49 |
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Icy too --Willie Johnson
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£50  11/02/19 12:01:55 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend! --Vanessa the Guesser
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£50  20/09/18 8:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
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£50  25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter! --Vanessa the Guesser
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18/04/20 12:11:28 |
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11/07/19 8:18:11 |
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30/04/19 12:21:58 |
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19/01/20 13:30:10 |
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20/06/19 20:01:49 |
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The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture. 15/06/21 8:48:11 |
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27/06/20 12:04:09 |
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Phone Bogx --Flo .
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I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once. 10/05/20 12:09:22 |
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Some of us still love a hairy Regina. 04/05/19 20:15:39 |
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24/04/19 20:00:24 |
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Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him. 11/04/21 13:24:36 |
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Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers 21/03/20 12:00:10 |
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There is no Dana. Only Zuul. --Scrijjy Doo
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18/03/20 20:27:47 |
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I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday 04/03/20 8:03:15 |
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Very funny. Not an easy photo to caption. --Dave Bryan
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27/12/19 20:00:11 |
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You can usually spot penguins by their peculiar gates. 02/02/18 9:11:01 |
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03/09/21 8:19:05 |
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24/08/21 8:00:37 |
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05/06/21 8:16:15 |
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"Shit..." 22/01/21 12:33:21 |
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"Waiter, there's a hare in my soup. What's it doing there?" "I believe it's doing the backstroke sir." --Willie Johnson
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They think it's all over.. It is now. 26/10/20 20:03:22 |
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25/07/20 12:01:16 |
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16/04/20 20:03:38 |
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"I'm just off out clubbing now, mum!" 13/03/20 20:02:58 |
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She'll be 'Dancing on the sealing' --Mr Dome
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30/12/19 16:56:53 |
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The clitoris fancy dress party was poorly attended as hardly anyone could find it. 21/12/19 13:31:38 |
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28/12/18 12:00:41 |
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When you need to look fetching. 05/10/18 13:36:36 |
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George is really coming out of his shell. 02/07/18 20:00:28 |
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02/02/18 12:30:31 |
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10/04/17 12:30:43 |
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I sent all my kids to boarding school. 25/02/17 12:00:14 |
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Best caption for some time in my 'umble opinionG --Gf j
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It's pointless Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong trying to hide on holiday. 10/01/17 8:21:51 |
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My first laugh out loud moment of the day. Thanks! :D --Pussy Galore
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29/09/21 8:04:56 |
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"I thought your salad days were over." --Willie Johnson
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01/08/21 8:16:42 |
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"You cheating son-of-a-bitch.." 19/07/21 20:04:39 |
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That's nothing compared to what's on the chair. You're going to have to straight flush it. --Willie Johnson
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I see they've got the receivers in. 02/07/21 8:15:10 |
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Maybe the house is in receivership? --Willie Johnson
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I fear he's being groomed online. 13/11/20 20:14:10 |
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"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Marilyn Monroe" 31/10/20 20:12:44 |
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"Ignore him. He's just a little pigment of your imagination." 24/10/20 21:04:17 |
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This will mean curtains for their marriage. 23/09/20 8:30:40 |
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06/09/20 12:00:14 |
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25/08/20 20:00:08 |
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"I'll just try on the milkman's shoes whilst he's upstairs talking to mummy." 16/08/20 12:08:01 |
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It's a terrible thing when your wife runs off with the milkman, you really do miss him. Nod to Led Dawson. 😂😂 --Chris Halliwell
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05/08/20 8:55:25 |
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"Sorry, I'm straining to hear you" 27/06/20 12:05:59 |
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"Your work's been a little sloppy recently." 15/05/20 12:12:01 |
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He's hoping to move to a new firm --Mr Dome
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Vets report a sharp increase in over-walked dogs suffering from exhaustion. 04/04/20 12:03:09 |
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Government fears outbreak of Evian Flu. 15/03/20 8:00:17 |
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And Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards --stone face
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19/02/20 20:23:57 |
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17/07/19 8:00:07 |
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"My wife has a matching beaver." 18/03/19 12:10:10 |
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13/10/18 12:00:11 |
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"By the way, I don't share needles." 15/08/18 12:03:27 |
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14/08/18 20:11:45 |
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She won't stay unseeded for long. 01/08/18 20:13:06 |
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First game ever to end, Love / Love --Mauris Iocus
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We need to be careful. There's a guy over there with one stone. 25/03/17 8:01:59 |
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"I think we're being followed by The Three Little Pigs." 31/05/21 20:24:32 |
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He'd never been the same since the split. 30/05/21 20:00:15 |
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She thought he was a good catch. 13/04/21 20:00:19 |
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He'll do in a pinch. --Willie Johnson
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27/03/21 20:01:01 |
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"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." 16/02/21 8:16:15 |
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"How long have you been engaged?" 15/06/20 20:00:14 |
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22/04/20 12:07:44 |
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Most relationships involve a bit of gibbon take. 23/01/20 8:22:06 |
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Now THAT'S a reseeding hairline 15/01/20 20:00:30 |
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05/01/20 20:00:23 |
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"Ok, now you'll just feel a little scratch" 05/11/19 8:11:52 |
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You could end up with a Nazi injury. 06/09/19 8:01:13 |
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15/08/19 20:16:33 |
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My girlfriend's not interested insects. 14/06/19 8:03:09 |
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What about your ant? --stone face
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"Does my butt look big in this?" 01/06/19 20:46:52 |
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"This food's a bit too rich for me." 24/03/19 12:10:12 |
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Don't mock big-breasted women. They need all the support they can get. 19/03/19 20:00:29 |
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You did it! Nice caption. --Greg Curtis
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19/03/19 8:00:06 |
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31/01/19 20:00:13 |
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"There's no way I'm kissing his ring." 12/01/19 20:31:12 |
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"There's a faulty gene in my family. Most of the women are carriers." 15/10/18 8:01:59 |
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I'd avoid these like the plague. 11/11/17 8:02:58 |
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I've tried, but he's more interested in the birds than the bees. 21/08/17 12:03:53 |
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Thank goodness it's not a Picasso. 21/02/17 14:03:54 |
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my caption to your caption....:) --avijit kelkar
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15/11/16 20:00:41 |
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The bark was worse than their bite 01/10/16 12:00:52 |
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more captions
🎅
2:49pm
comment on caption:
Dasher cam footage [Vanessa the Guesser]
That's possibly Boy George ... The comma, comma comedian.
3:57pm
comment on caption:
Eats shoots and leaves. Anon can stick the comma. [Vanessa the Guesser]
"That's rich coming from you...
Firstly, you're employed by a body known for it's Smoke and Mirror tactics which is why you sign a document not reveal the Magician's code and secondly, I was racing against YOU!"
8:52pm
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"Sorry Sir, but you're a liar and a cheetah.." [Vanessa the Guesser]
I think I should mention that the gas produced by passing the baked beans would be more dense than air due to the larger molecular size (natural gas with various sulfur compounds etc. as opposed to mostly diatomic molecules of oxygen and nitrogen in air) and would sink rather than rise.
Still a good caption though.
Edit: Oops. I wrote that while tired. I didn't consider that the molecular weight of natural gas (CH4) is less than either oxygen or nitrogen, so at least that part of it would be lighter than air. I guess maybe I'm not as good at science now that I've been away from it for a few years. Sorry for the inconvenience.
1:08pm
comment on caption:
"Quick! Let's all eat more baked beans" [Vanessa the Guesser]
Oops, thanks Willie. I've always been terrible at science.
1:44pm
comment on caption:
"Quick! Let's all eat more baked beans" [Vanessa the Guesser]
...they asked me back for a threesome. I had to pass. Not on a first date...maybe on a second.
8:10pm
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I met these two on a blind date. At least one of them genuinely likes long walks on the beach. [Vanessa the Guesser]
"I thought your salad days were over."
2:45pm
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"What's for tea?"
"Salad" [Vanessa the Guesser]
One lump or two?
9:33pm
comment on caption:
"Fancy a cuppa?" [Vanessa the Guesser]
PG Tips?
(Nod to caption @ 20:07:32, seen after commenting.)
11:02pm
comment on caption:
"Fancy a cuppa?" [Vanessa the Guesser]
You must be from Lincolnshire.
:^)
8:14pm
comment on caption:
"Ahhh that's better. I've got a mouth like the bottom of a birdcage..." [Vanessa the Guesser]