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Vanessa the Guesser
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£50 He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 12:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments! --Vanessa the Guesser
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£50  08/08/20 8:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :) --Vanessa the Guesser
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Icy too --Willie Johnson
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£50  11/02/19 12:01:55 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend! --Vanessa the Guesser
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£50  20/09/18 8:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
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£50 "Good boy!" said Paul McCartney. 25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter! --Vanessa the Guesser
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20/06/19 20:01:49 |
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27/06/20 12:04:09 |
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Phone Bogx --Flo .
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I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once. 10/05/20 12:09:22 |
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Some of us still love a hairy Regina. 04/05/19 20:15:39 |
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Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him. 11/04/21 13:24:36 |
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Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers 21/03/20 12:00:10 |
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There is no Dana. Only Zuul. --Scrijjy Doo
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I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday 04/03/20 8:03:15 |
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Very funny. Not an easy photo to caption. --Dave Bryan
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27/12/19 20:00:11 |
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You can usually spot penguins by their peculiar gates. 02/02/18 9:11:01 |
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"Shit..." 22/01/21 12:33:21 |
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"Waiter, there's a hare in my soup. What's it doing there?" "I believe it's doing the backstroke sir." --Willie Johnson
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They think it's all over.. It is now. 26/10/20 20:03:22 |
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"I'm just off out clubbing now, mum!" 13/03/20 20:02:58 |
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She'll be 'Dancing on the sealing' --Mr Dome
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30/12/19 16:56:53 |
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The clitoris fancy dress party was poorly attended as hardly anyone could find it. 21/12/19 13:31:38 |
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28/12/18 12:00:41 |
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When you need to look fetching. 05/10/18 13:36:36 |
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George is really coming out of his shell. 02/07/18 20:00:28 |
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02/02/18 12:30:31 |
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10/04/17 12:30:43 |
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I sent all my kids to boarding school. 25/02/17 12:00:14 |
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Best caption for some time in my 'umble opinionG --Gf j
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It's pointless Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong trying to hide on holiday. 10/01/17 8:21:51 |
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My first laugh out loud moment of the day. Thanks! :D --Pussy Galore
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I fear he's being groomed online. 13/11/20 20:14:10 |
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"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Marilyn Monroe" 31/10/20 20:12:44 |
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"Ignore him. He's just a little pigment of your imagination." 24/10/20 21:04:17 |
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This will mean curtains for their marriage. 23/09/20 8:30:40 |
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06/09/20 12:00:14 |
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25/08/20 20:00:08 |
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"I'll just try on the milkman's shoes whilst he's upstairs talking to mummy." 16/08/20 12:08:01 |
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It's a terrible thing when your wife runs off with the milkman, you really do miss him. Nod to Led Dawson. 😂😂 --Chris Halliwell
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05/08/20 8:55:25 |
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"Sorry, I'm straining to hear you" 27/06/20 12:05:59 |
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"Your work's been a little sloppy recently." 15/05/20 12:12:01 |
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He's hoping to move to a new firm --Mr Dome
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Vets report a sharp increase in over-walked dogs suffering from exhaustion. 04/04/20 12:03:09 |
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Government fears outbreak of Evian Flu. 15/03/20 8:00:17 |
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And Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards --stone face
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19/02/20 20:23:57 |
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"My wife has a matching beaver." 18/03/19 12:10:10 |
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13/10/18 12:00:11 |
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"By the way, I don't share needles." 15/08/18 12:03:27 |
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14/08/18 20:11:45 |
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She won't stay unseeded for long. 01/08/18 20:13:06 |
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First game ever to end, Love / Love --Mauris Iocus
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We need to be careful. There's a guy over there with one stone. 25/03/17 8:01:59 |
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She thought he was a good catch. Tue 20:00:19 |
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He'll do in a pinch. --Willie Johnson
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27/03/21 20:01:01 |
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"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." 16/02/21 8:16:15 |
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"How long have you been engaged?" 15/06/20 20:00:14 |
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22/04/20 12:07:44 |
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Most relationships involve a bit of gibbon take. 23/01/20 8:22:06 |
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Now THAT'S a reseeding hairline 15/01/20 20:00:30 |
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"Ok, now you'll just feel a little scratch" 05/11/19 8:11:52 |
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You could end up with a Nazi injury. 06/09/19 8:01:13 |
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15/08/19 20:16:33 |
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My girlfriend's not interested insects. 14/06/19 8:03:09 |
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What about your ant? --stone face
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"Does my butt look big in this?" 01/06/19 20:46:52 |
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"This food's a bit too rich for me." 24/03/19 12:10:12 |
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Don't mock big-breasted women. They need all the support they can get. 19/03/19 20:00:29 |
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You did it! Nice caption. --Greg Curtis
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19/03/19 8:00:06 |
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31/01/19 20:00:13 |
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"There's no way I'm kissing his ring." 12/01/19 20:31:12 |
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"There's a faulty gene in my family. Most of the women are carriers." 15/10/18 8:01:59 |
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I'd avoid these like the plague. 11/11/17 8:02:58 |
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I've tried, but he's more interested in the birds than the bees. 21/08/17 12:03:53 |
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Thank goodness it's not a Picasso. 21/02/17 14:03:54 |
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my caption to your caption....:) --avijit kelkar
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15/11/16 20:00:41 |
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The bark was worse than their bite 01/10/16 12:00:52 |
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"I got chills, they're multiplying.." 12/02/21 20:00:22 |
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They're multiplying by dividing, adding to the population. --Willie Johnson
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Police are going to file charges. 10/11/20 20:06:58 |
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Miss Russia won the pageant by a whisker 28/08/20 20:14:06 |
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Then, did they whisker away? --Willie Johnson
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03/08/20 12:00:07 |
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Or a Second-Best Western. --Willie Johnson
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"At the turd stroke, it will be 12.27 and 30 seconds.." 27/06/20 12:27:30 |
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Must be an Irish Speaking Clock....12.27 and 30 seconds..So It Is. --Flo .
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"Is this the bastard who shoved a stick in my rabbit hole?" 25/06/20 20:00:27 |
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Up the rabbits! --Karyn Harrison
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"I think our neighbours are swingers." 19/05/20 9:06:06 |
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In that case they might be up for a treesome? --Woofer 6
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09/03/20 8:50:20 |
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"Stop complaining and put it in your trap." 24/11/19 9:23:14 |
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05/10/19 14:14:26 |
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10/08/19 12:01:02 |
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"It covers up my unsightly mole." 18/03/19 12:03:18 |
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24/12/18 8:00:06 |
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I totally agree Mr Dome. Now, which spirit is your preference? Gin, isn't it? ;) --Pussy Galore
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Now there's a man who can conduct himself 05/06/18 20:00:52 |
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06/12/17 8:24:25 |
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Next up, The New Sikhers with "I'd like to teach the world to Singh". 13/10/17 9:04:11 |
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09/03/21 8:00:12 |
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Shields Up! --SnapDragon D
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26/02/21 13:02:42 |
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Get a ROOMba!" --Mauris Iocus
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After a long match, play went to sudden death. 26/10/20 20:01:02 |
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"A large shuttlecock has landed in the garden!" 26/08/20 8:07:56 |
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"We've always dreamed of having a large family." 26/07/20 8:34:08 |
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"I'd love to hang out with you but I'm not a ceiling fan." 12/07/20 8:09:50 |
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Come on, won't you give it a whirl? --Willie Johnson
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24/01/20 20:56:19 |
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Played by Ronnie Barker. --Karyn Harrison
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Clothes Encounters of the Bird Kind 11/10/19 12:06:57 |
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They even work when it's reigning. 02/10/19 20:03:15 |
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He finally succumbed to organ failure. 15/08/19 21:21:14 |
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04/08/19 8:14:32 |
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07/05/19 20:00:44 |
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"I'm really impressed with your manhood!" 23/04/19 20:16:14 |
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26/02/19 12:12:56 |
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The Post Office launch new envelope sealing service. 27/12/18 12:01:00 |
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Tony Blair's lovingly carved pumpkin of Cherie. 01/11/18 8:04:28 |
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Bit harsh on the pumpkin --Mr Dome
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11/03/18 21:09:00 |
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Had to give this an extra vote, really simple and to the point.Love it. --John Glover
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15/04/17 20:01:31 |
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I really love this one! It fits the photo like a glove!!! --Greg Curtis
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Lollipop Men during the WW2 Blackout. 24/03/17 8:04:44 |
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Very good :) ! --Nathan Davies
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01/01/17 20:37:20 |
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"Personally I'd prefer a donor kebab". 05/11/16 8:03:01 |
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I love Shish and Donna! --Andrea Hickling
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Jane's diet hadn't been going too well, but she was about to turn a corner 06/10/16 12:10:33 |
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"They claim to have lost their gramophone." 29/12/20 8:07:47 |
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Well, it did wind up there. --Willie Johnson
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27/12/20 12:12:02 |
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Better than I.V. I suppose. --Willie Johnson
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31/10/20 12:00:09 |
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Few can forget Prince Philip's first driving lesson. 16/10/20 12:57:02 |
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Patient: "Doc, I'm in pain." 12/10/20 20:01:15 |
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It was a shame for Dave but unfortunately her lips were sealed. 23/09/20 12:14:19 |
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"Well you told me to clean up my act" 07/08/20 20:09:32 |
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Fancy Dressage: 16/05/20 20:17:01 |
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21/02/20 8:18:58 |
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Or UK's best shoplifter if he gets away with it. --Willie Johnson
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One previous owner: Fred Flintstone 02/12/19 8:08:34 |
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Fans of Little Red Riding Hood are relieved that the Wolf is now doing porridge. 15/11/19 8:00:52 |
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Conveniently situated near the tea junction. 05/03/19 9:00:18 |
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He obviously has nothing much to declare. 04/03/19 20:02:09 |
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"Call me old fashioned, but I'd like a bit of dressing on it." 17/02/19 12:22:26 |
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This is the caption, I wish I wrote. --Scrappy Doo
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I bet she'll be getting her oats tonight. 26/09/18 20:00:21 |
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"Oh dear, looks like we've got another jumper." 20/09/18 20:45:50 |
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Hulk Hogan couldn't figure out who had stolen his shopping bags. 13/09/18 12:16:31 |
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"Can Johnny come out to plague?" 25/08/18 20:11:40 |
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Jethro continues to be stalked by a rare albino flamingo. 13/07/18 12:59:24 |
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I agree, it's rectal my essays. 05/07/17 20:02:43 |
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He's not been the same since the split 25/01/17 20:00:29 |
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22/01/17 12:17:23 |
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22/01/17 9:06:32 |
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The Penis Enlargement Clinic is temporarily closed due to a nasty bug. 12/01/17 12:31:12 |
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I'd like to buy the teddy, if it's not two deer. 11/12/16 20:02:11 |
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nice --sandeep chahal
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They won't get far. The engine's got a leek. 27/03/21 12:07:50 |
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It's losing olive the oil. --Willie Johnson
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"You must be ravenous." 07/11/20 20:09:24 |
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14/09/20 8:16:00 |
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Main St, Pasadena --Dave Bryan
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Pregnancy can easily be avoided by stitching repelling magnets into your underwear. 12/09/20 8:01:06 |
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His wife was arrested and is now doing porridge. 09/09/20 20:12:29 |
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"Why have you got no bonnet?" 30/07/20 10:43:06 |
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An air cooled engine. --Willie Johnson
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"Lord knows I've used plenty of fish to lure and catch one. I suppose they like it properly prepared, cooked and served." --Willie Johnson
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Thieves are stealing at least 5 a day. 14/06/20 13:07:09 |
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He's got eating down to a fine art. 20/05/20 20:16:32 |
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Yep he's definitely on a seefood diet. --Woofer 6
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There's a lot of nasty Bugs going around. 07/05/20 8:17:38 |
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Perhaps a nod to 8:09:46 --Stephen Bean
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"I've got wringing in my ears." 04/05/20 12:02:43 |
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Unfortunately I'm still in the outskirts. 16/04/20 20:20:42 |
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She looks surprisingly jovial for someone who's just had an onion shoved up their arse. 02/04/20 20:00:07 |
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29/03/20 10:23:01 |
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Police advise against tackling cat burglars. 19/03/20 20:38:57 |
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The only thing she razes is some eyebrows. 07/03/20 12:06:29 |
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Proof that cats make shit lifeguards. 07/01/20 20:06:51 |
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Brian suddenly wanted to get off. 01/01/20 20:21:09 |
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Brian got off. Then he exited the bus. --Willie Johnson
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more captions
It appears that this caption will become a leg end, Congrats Vanessa!
8:03am
comment on caption:
"Good boy!" said Paul McCartney. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Congrats 😁
9:18am
comment on caption:
"Good boy!" said Paul McCartney. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Congratulations, Vanessa!
:^)
Crunchy
2:51pm
comment on caption:
"Good boy!" said Paul McCartney. [Vanessa the Guesser]
hmm.. did you change this? Didn't it originally say Prince of Wales, instead of Prince Charles?
(the double pun was funnier)
2:38pm
comment on caption:
"I wanted pictures of Prince Charles!"
"I thought you said 'Prints of whales.'" [Vanessa the Guesser]
No, this caption has not been edited.
2:46pm
comment on caption:
"I wanted pictures of Prince Charles!"
"I thought you said 'Prints of whales.'" [Vanessa the Guesser]
weird.. maybe I only saw what I wanted to see..
the mind playing tricks
that got you a vote
Don't you think that "Prince of Wales / Prints of Whales" is funnier?
3:21pm
comment on caption:
"I wanted pictures of Prince Charles!"
"I thought you said 'Prints of whales.'" [Vanessa the Guesser]
He'll do in a pinch.
8:27pm
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She thought he was a good catch. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Have you looked at the appendix?
8:22am
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Grammar Police find a large colon in anon's repertoire, barely used. [Vanessa the Guesser]
I think you'll find that should be "IN" the appendix.
~ Grammar Police Regional Supervisor
(you're welcome)
9:55am
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Grammar Police find a large colon in anon's repertoire, barely used. [Vanessa the Guesser]
It's anon repertoire.
12:39pm
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Grammar Police find a large colon in anon's repertoire, barely used. [Vanessa the Guesser]