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C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

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08/05/20 8:14:31

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Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

“That’s great news mum that you managed to get some Turkey Dinosaurs and Alphabet Spaghetti for my dinner tonight, I’ve got to go now though , I’ve got a bank to manage.”

08/05/20 10:47:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

"Sorry boss, I can't come into work today. The Covid-19 app said I was half a mile away from someone who coughed."

08/05/20 8:21:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

"Yeah, is this Chris Beach? I'd like to make a complaint. I had a great cat and dog caption ready, but at the last minute the picture changed to some wanker on his cellphone."

08/05/20 8:13:23

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

"Yes mum,they're all now staring at me. Scrutinising everything about me.
Now the cheeky bastards are writing captions."

08/05/20 8:02:26

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What are they wearing? --Scrijjy Doo
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

"A bloke wearing a blonde wig and a green empire line dress, matching green shoes,dreadful make up and sitting in a trolley singing "We'll meet again" while waiting to to get into Waitrose. .. Yep, that's dad."

08/05/20 13:53:02

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

I am standing outside The Black Horse but it don't look like a pub to me.

08/05/20 9:09:07

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

"Hello yes I'd like to report a fault with my phone, it sounds like two random guys are talking over my shoulder in my ear all the time"

08/05/20 9:06:01

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

"No my blind date ran off, said she was scared.
She said she had anoraknophobia."

08/05/20 8:09:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

"Dr Morgan, those voices in my head are back again"

08/05/20 9:07:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm speaking from work experience.."

08/05/20 8:34:44

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A jobs worth. --Woofer 6
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

I've been standing outside your bank for a hour now, Do you have a one in one out policy on entering or are you just closed.

08/05/20 8:20:57

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6563Hercules Rockefeller

"Can you hold on a minute? Some idiot's trying to take my picture for a caption site."

08/05/20 8:01:48

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

"Mum, someone said LGBT doesn't stand for 'let's go buy toys'".

09/05/20 1:49:14

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

He's not fooling anyone. He has no friends.

08/05/20 15:59:51

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

(Whispers) "Hello, Caption Police? There are two nutters behind me who think they're on that rollercoaster."

08/05/20 15:41:31

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Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

"These special set of skills you have...you've got the wrong number"

08/05/20 12:00:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

If he wearing that coat and working in a bank he must be a Puff Adder

08/05/20 8:33:10

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C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

"For drugs, please press hash."

08/05/20 8:25:22

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

"Yes I've just come out of the 'safe sex for gay bankers' meeting. Apparently when I make a deposit, I've got to be quicker with the withdrawal."

08/05/20 8:19:36

 
Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

Mum? I don't think I'll be allowed in the bank - I'm not that sort of person. What do you mean, you think they'll welcome me?

08/05/20 8:04:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''No, mum, she can't play with my train set.''

08/05/20 8:03:42

 
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

Hello...David Brent's office

09/05/20 4:53:05

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

Is he a gay looking bloke with a camera?

08/05/20 18:55:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

"Hey you, I see you found my phone case."

08/05/20 10:27:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

A friend of my Mum’s went on and on about her Son getting a job in a bank. It was the same when he got promoted, Banker this and Banker that. When he was sacked for embezzling she didn’t say a word. But we all thought Wanker this and Wanker that.

08/05/20 10:17:01

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So in other words, he's a Barclays Banker.  --Troompa Loompa
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9378Mr Dome

He looks a little queer

08/05/20 10:07:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

Working at the bank he didn’t need Billy Joel’s advice, he already rang her to Teller about it
Teller everything he feels

08/05/20 10:02:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

"Shut...? What do you mean 'It's a Bank Holiday'?"

08/05/20 9:51:16

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

" Do you mind pissing off as I'm on the phone"

08/05/20 9:25:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Mother's Pride

08/05/20 9:08:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

This was not an easy call. He had failed to find anywhere selling bunting and the shop had sold out of her favourite cup cakes. Sylvester hated letting his mummy down and feared he had ruined her VE Day celebrations.

08/05/20 9:06:03

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

Well i said to her at the end of March if you think you a stopping me going to the pub with my mates you can move out now,

08/05/20 8:28:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

"Yeah but I need to make a large deposit quite urgently."

08/05/20 8:04:54

 
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