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08/05/20 8:14:31

"That's great news mum that you managed to get some Turkey Dinosaurs and Alphabet Spaghetti for my dinner tonight, I've got to go now though , I've got a bank to manage."

08/05/20 10:47:33

"Sorry boss, I can't come into work today. The Covid-19 app said I was half a mile away from someone who coughed."

08/05/20 8:21:19

"Yeah, is this Chris Beach? I'd like to make a complaint. I had a great cat and dog caption ready, but at the last minute the picture changed to some wanker on his cellphone."

08/05/20 8:13:23

"Yes mum,they're all now staring at me. Scrutinising everything about me.
Now the cheeky bastards are writing captions."

08/05/20 8:02:26

"A bloke wearing a blonde wig and a green empire line dress, matching green shoes,dreadful make up and sitting in a trolley singing "We'll meet again" while waiting to to get into Waitrose. .. Yep, that's dad."

08/05/20 13:53:02

I am standing outside The Black Horse but it don't look like a pub to me.

08/05/20 9:09:07

"Hello yes I'd like to report a fault with my phone, it sounds like two random guys are talking over my shoulder in my ear all the time"

08/05/20 9:06:01

"No my blind date ran off, said she was scared.
She said she had anoraknophobia."

08/05/20 8:09:12

"Dr Morgan, those voices in my head are back again"

08/05/20 9:07:36