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Mr Dome  Vote score: 8871Mr Dome

G-string quartet

19/03/20 8:08:10

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His penny whistle?  --Mr Dome
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

He's a decent musician, but he did hit a few bum notes.

19/03/20 8:01:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5190Vivvy En

"Turn over, ladies, I also play the bazookas."

19/03/20 8:27:56

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Some day lady you'll accompany me. --Scrijjy Doo
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

"Are you sure this is how you test for the Corona virus."

19/03/20 8:04:58

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I'm positive. --Scrijjy Doo
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6209Glyn Evans

Keith Moons

19/03/20 8:45:13

 
Dev B Vote score: 539Dev B

john was a bad ass drummer

19/03/20 9:30:19

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Oops. Sorry Dave.

21/03/20 19:19:38

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2889Crunchy Chords

"... But don't you think it just sends the wrong message to women, and to men, for that matter? I mean, the idea that each of us would let a man we've just met touch our buttocks in such an objectifying way, don't you think, Sarah?"
"Just shut up, Laura, and pass the cocaine."

19/03/20 13:55:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21516Ian Skelding

"No rim shots please Jim."

19/03/20 10:12:10

 
Guy Random Vote score: 317Guy Random

The boss said he was behind all his staff at this difficult time.

19/03/20 8:54:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7649Stephen Bean

Rear admiral

19/03/20 8:27:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7649Stephen Bean

"A private yacht really helps me enjoy the Derry air."

19/03/20 8:24:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7805Dave Bryan

''You've been doing my bum for the last half hour. Could you put some lotion on my back as well?''

19/03/20 8:15:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14277Dan Nicholls

"Help, we've been glued to this boat".
"Hang on ladies, I will give you a hand".

19/03/20 8:01:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8871Mr Dome

Slappers

19/03/20 8:01:22

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

He's got some cheek..

19/03/20 8:01:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 679Mark Wilson

Say what you will but "spanking fit looking young ladies because they've been very very naughty" must be working as women's prisons are full of fat dykey looking fat lesbians.

19/03/20 9:03:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4845James Lennox

🎵Bum titty, bum titty, bum, bum, bum🎵

19/03/20 8:00:41

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 349Gavin Smithers

Doctors in Ibiza are getting to grips with HRT.

20/03/20 0:19:12

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Walkin' on the beaches,starin' at the peaches...

19/03/20 14:44:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20078John Glover

Postcard from a friend: "Wish you here, DON'T YOU!"

19/03/20 12:04:46

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1865Scrijjy Doo

Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Ass

19/03/20 11:51:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21516Ian Skelding

Bungos

19/03/20 10:06:01

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5324Paul Reeve

Dave’s boat is something else, it even has a bike rack on it.

19/03/20 9:35:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14277Dan Nicholls

Terry's sun cream application service was going down a storm.

19/03/20 9:12:17

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 679Mark Wilson

🎵 We are the cheeky girls 🎵

19/03/20 8:54:34

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1143Willie Johnson

He was wondering where that breeze was coming from.
Then he took a whiff....

19/03/20 8:23:14

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Willie Johnson Vote score: 1143Willie Johnson

"There must be a better way to earn toilet paper and pasta" he thought.
Then he thought again, "no there isn't".

19/03/20 8:18:58

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4845James Lennox

His right hand is saying "Yeesss!" His left hand is saying "Nooo!" And his legs are confused as f*ck.

19/03/20 8:10:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7805Dave Bryan

''They all feel the same in the ark.''

19/03/20 8:09:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6432The Wolf

"Ok ladies, don't panic but you have mosquitoes on your butt cheeks. I will take care of them for you"...Dave was a f*cking genius.

19/03/20 8:05:28

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17025Troompa Loompa

Dave likes a bit of Bum and Base.

19/03/20 8:05:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8871Mr Dome

Crack smugglers

19/03/20 8:04:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10739Vanessa the Guesser

Phil Collins will never retire.

19/03/20 8:04:04

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

Bah-bum Tish.

19/03/20 8:04:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14277Dan Nicholls

David Ginola wanted on drive-by cheek slap charge.

19/03/20 8:00:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6432The Wolf

Bum Bongo

19/03/20 8:00:07

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Believing in re-incarnation, I am coming back as a whatever-the-job-title-this-man-has.

21/03/20 19:22:05

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Donald T-Rump

21/03/20 19:19:01

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5029C CaMel

Ringo's new grope.

20/03/20 6:05:01

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 349Gavin Smithers

Severe? I? Ah, no! Ballast. Eros.

20/03/20 0:32:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10082Neil Mackenzie

The filthy rich, are the only ones with enough toilet rolls to afford that many assholes.

19/03/20 12:44:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30910Tony Edwards

Booty McBootface

19/03/20 9:38:51

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6332Hercules Rockefeller

"Got it! That pesky mosquito won't be bothering you any longer, ma'am."

19/03/20 9:07:41

 
Rachel P Vote score: 949Rachel P

Peach Schlapps

19/03/20 9:00:00

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3365Stu Dent

Dave loved playing the thongos

19/03/20 8:37:29

 
Guy Random Vote score: 317Guy Random

Steve is making the most of his quarantine. While the coronavirus crisis is a threat to some, it clearly is an opportunity for others.

19/03/20 8:26:14

 
Rachel P Vote score: 949Rachel P

"Lurky Lineker! Quit bumming around!"

19/03/20 8:13:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1143Willie Johnson

He liked to play the field.

19/03/20 8:06:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7805Dave Bryan

Captain Birdseye View

19/03/20 8:05:42

 
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