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Stephen Bean
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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Dave was the last to notice Medusa had taken up hang gliding. 08/07/20 12:00:09 |
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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04/10/19 20:02:43 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 12:03:54 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 12:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 8:01:37 |
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07/04/20 12:12:18 |
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05/04/20 8:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 12:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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02/06/21 8:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
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"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 20:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
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"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24 |
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"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed." 19/09/20 12:00:07 |
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Now if only I could get up. Somebody's put superglue on my seat. --Willie Johnson
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07/07/20 12:05:05 |
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Or Gang Bang? --Karyn Harrison
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28/03/20 12:00:05 |
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Scientists are close to understanding why women live longer than men. 04/03/20 12:00:05 |
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One of the most difficult jobs in the world is to give a sick whale a suppository. 16/01/20 20:16:12 |
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Be careful not to annoy them. They might fly off the handle. 04/04/19 8:26:24 |
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05/05/21 8:00:06 |
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04/02/21 8:00:06 |
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20/11/20 20:36:54 |
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13/10/20 12:12:25 |
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14/09/20 12:01:23 |
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30/03/20 8:00:12 |
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18/10/19 20:00:10 |
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Mmmm, bishop takes king.... Is this cathedral in Prague? Then the joke is Czech, mate. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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NASA unveil the new rover for their next moon landing. 22/03/19 12:29:53 |
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Right so you could be my Auntie Edna or my Uncle Harold or even Chirpy my pet budgie .. --stone face
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Scientists attempt to calculate what a woman really means when she says she's 'fine'. 14/03/19 20:05:54 |
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08/01/19 12:00:04 |
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"I put my heart and sole into my art." 06/07/21 8:00:05 |
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I put my art and soul into my heart. --Willie Johnson
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25/05/21 8:08:06 |
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"I don't know why they bother with that sign." 07/12/20 12:14:20 |
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Ouch... :-) -- Smuldo
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The last episode of Thomas the Tank Engine was brutal. 24/10/20 14:07:05 |
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22/10/20 20:22:28 |
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06/06/20 8:00:22 |
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How on earth did they get my real picture? --Woofer 6
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30/03/20 8:00:05 |
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"Can you stop taking photos and lift my bicycle down for me please love?" 28/03/20 12:24:49 |
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I've got to hand it to you. --Scrijjy Doo
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When the neighbour walks by and the car's full of dog food and toilet rolls. 24/03/20 8:02:54 |
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18/03/20 13:27:19 |
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Don't do it Guy. If you go near her you'll need all the hand sanitiser you can get. --James Lennox
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Labrador for sale: in mint condition. 16/03/20 20:00:12 |
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19/11/19 8:00:03 |
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16/09/19 8:00:04 |
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04/09/19 8:09:03 |
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Always slice a cucumber before feeding to your tortoise. 23/11/18 21:52:32 |
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There's big bucks in the fashion industry. 30/10/18 8:08:30 |
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28/03/21 8:00:10 |
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02/02/21 23:11:10 |
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"I told you not to lick my arse." 03/01/21 20:00:28 |
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''I didn't realise you were being serious. I thought you were saying it tongue in cheek.'' --Dave Bryan
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01/09/20 20:00:11 |
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"It was awful. They skinned me from my head tomatoes." 09/07/20 12:03:43 |
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16/06/20 20:09:20 |
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10/06/20 20:15:41 |
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🎵 "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive" 29/04/20 20:00:05 |
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few 100 years at least. --Dev B
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07/04/20 20:00:04 |
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Fay Wray had her favourite part of King Kong stuffed and mounted. 28/01/20 20:01:14 |
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18/01/20 8:00:03 |
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Young people don't respect their elders anymore. 27/09/19 9:19:02 |
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23/07/19 20:00:14 |
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16/07/19 12:00:04 |
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10/07/19 8:09:18 |
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Jesus figured selling selfies on ebay would make him a prophet. 07/05/19 12:02:50 |
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12/05/21 8:00:04 |
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06/03/21 8:00:08 |
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Wow, you can see her knotty bits! 26/02/21 20:00:10 |
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"That's knot nice. Leaf me alone." --Willie Johnson
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"But mum, I had a bath yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that." 23/11/20 8:53:15 |
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06/11/20 12:17:00 |
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The Loneliness of the Thong Distance Runner 21/10/20 20:34:50 |
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"I can't see a bloody thing with the son in my eyes." 30/09/20 20:05:05 |
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He's about to get a sonburn, even though he's wearing a sonscreen. --Willie Johnson
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"Noah says he can take the boy, but one of you girls has to stay behind." 29/07/20 21:26:27 |
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"Let's draw straws. The loser has to go with the boy." --Willie Johnson
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It's not easy googling 'how to remove superglue' with your elbows. 10/07/20 20:01:14 |
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How to remove superglue with your elbows? Why not just use your... oh, never mind. --Willie Johnson
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21/04/20 8:00:05 |
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Michael Douglas has not aged well. --Scrijjy Doo
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"I wish the Invisible Man would stop leaving his crap lying around." 18/04/20 20:00:26 |
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"Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold"¦" 14/04/20 20:00:32 |
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If the waiting doesn't do it, the music makes you wish you were dead. --Willie Johnson
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30/03/20 8:02:36 |
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Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
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"Remember, when the waiter appears, you jump in my soup. As soon as he's gone I'll pull you out." 24/02/20 8:00:05 |
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08/12/19 12:00:04 |
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25/09/19 8:20:33 |
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Til death do us-- --Scrijjy Doo
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"I think my sex addiction's cured." 15/09/19 12:23:30 |
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30/07/19 8:00:32 |
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31/05/19 12:00:16 |
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Glad it's not just me that struggles with a Toblerone. 14/04/19 12:14:01 |
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That's cool well done - I love toblerone wish I could find one that big --BAD BOY DENNIS *
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28/11/18 12:01:09 |
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07/07/21 13:13:19 |
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Call me loco, but I don't think they sound a-Leica --Willie Johnson
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"I told you to fix that squeaky wheel." 26/06/21 12:00:05 |
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24/06/21 20:00:06 |
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"Excuse me love, can you move please? Doctor Who can't get out of his tardis." 11/04/21 8:31:26 |
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Has someone warned her about attracting the wrong sort of fellers? 26/02/21 20:00:39 |
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like termites? --Mauris Iocus
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08/02/21 12:00:05 |
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...M'lud
1:33pm
comment on caption:
It's amazing how the director's penis looks just like Gonzo's nose. [Stephen Bean]
I'd be careful, I hear alligators can be real snowflakes. I heard about this one militant alligator who held an insane grudge all the way back from 1952 after a fisherman once referred to him as a "crocodile".
5:43pm
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But you can tease them about their short arms as much as you like. [Stephen Bean]
Great caption, wish I had supervotes.
7:28pm
comment on caption:
"I couldn't help looking up. There was this guy on a flying carpet pulling a fighter jet..." [Stephen Bean]
That is why Dug can no longer work or be associated with any corporate public events like the Pixar Olympics. The Amnesiac Squirrel Society say that jokes like this need to be banned because they can bring back bad memories.
1:23pm
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Headline: Dug the dog from the film 'Up' receives a hefty fine for making horrific joke.
In a statement released by Dug's manager he says he regrets his actions and says a squirrel with amnesia dying because he forgot to store any nuts for the winter is in no way funny. [Stephen Bean]
"If you are not one of us you are one of them. Non-captioners are not ready to be unlocked from the matrix yet...We're you looking at the cat picture? - Look again"
8:19pm
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"It's funny how they all have a glazed expression when they're plugged into the Matrix. I wonder what this one thinks they're doing… Mmm, captioning! That's a weird thing to do in a world with endless possibilities." [Stephen Bean]
Have sent some supervotes your way Willie.
12:36pm
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"I couldn't help looking up. There was this guy on a flying carpet pulling a fighter jet..." [Stephen Bean]
Thank you Karyn. I will use at least one of them wisely.
1:03pm
comment on caption:
"I couldn't help looking up. There was this guy on a flying carpet pulling a fighter jet..." [Stephen Bean]
You're welcome Willie. 🙂
2:35pm
comment on caption:
"I couldn't help looking up. There was this guy on a flying carpet pulling a fighter jet..." [Stephen Bean]
Thank you Willie. I wanted to give your caption a supervote but thought I’d given out too many lately. Now I really wish I had.
6:46pm
comment on caption:
"I couldn't help looking up. There was this guy on a flying carpet pulling a fighter jet..." [Stephen Bean]
You're welcome Stephen. The way I look at it, the back reference to my caption was as good or better than a supervote (except not as many points). I'm glad you enjoyed my caption. At the end of the day, that's what really counts, isn't it. Cheers.
12:41am
comment on caption:
"I couldn't help looking up. There was this guy on a flying carpet pulling a fighter jet..." [Stephen Bean]