Stephen Bean
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26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c...
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point
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31/03/23 20:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order
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21/04/20 12:00:17 |
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 12:03:29 |
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08/07/20 12:00:09 |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 12:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 12:14:10 |
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01/04/22 12:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge.
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista.
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share.
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 20:00:37 |
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04/10/19 20:02:43 |
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Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 8:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 12:15:56 |
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24/06/22 8:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 12:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 12:09:38 |
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08/09/22 8:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 8:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂
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24/04/22 20:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 12:03:54 |
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11/05/23 12:00:53 |
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04/04/23 12:00:07 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 12:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination."
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17/10/21 20:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 12:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 8:01:37 |
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07/04/20 12:12:18 |
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05/04/20 8:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!"
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 12:00:14 |
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Lol
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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04/05/23 12:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 8:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 20:58:12 |
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02/10/22 12:00:08 |
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14/09/22 12:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 12:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 12:08:25 |
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06/05/22 20:23:58 |
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"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 20:00:20 |
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02/06/21 8:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her.
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"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 20:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges
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"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24 |
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"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed." 19/09/20 12:00:07 |
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Now if only I could get up. Somebody's put superglue on my seat.
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07/07/20 12:05:05 |
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Or Gang Bang?
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28/03/20 12:00:05 |
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Scientists are close to understanding why women live longer than men. 04/03/20 12:00:05 |
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One of the most difficult jobs in the world is to give a sick whale a suppository. 16/01/20 20:16:12 |
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Be careful not to annoy them. They might fly off the handle. 04/04/19 8:26:24 |
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17/03/23 8:00:09 |
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16/03/23 12:19:43 |
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16/03/23 12:00:36 |
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🎵 just another prick in the wall 🎵 12/03/23 8:00:11 |
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07/02/23 12:00:06 |
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05/02/23 20:18:15 |
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02/01/23 20:01:10 |
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23/12/22 8:00:12 |
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"What temperature do you set the thermostat?" 21/12/22 20:22:45 |
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The good old days... when families could afford to heat one room. 02/12/22 8:00:14 |
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22/11/22 12:38:13 |
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"Can you tell me how many lives you have left?" 22/10/21 20:00:34 |
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"It's a dangerous mission but we need one volunteer to cross the road..." 24/09/21 12:00:30 |
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05/05/21 8:00:06 |
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04/02/21 8:00:06 |
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20/11/20 20:36:54 |
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13/10/20 12:12:25 |
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14/09/20 12:01:23 |
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30/03/20 8:00:12 |
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18/10/19 20:00:10 |
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Mmmm, bishop takes king.... Is this cathedral in Prague? Then the joke is Czech, mate. :^)
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NASA unveil the new rover for their next moon landing. 22/03/19 12:29:53 |
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Right so you could be my Auntie Edna or my Uncle Harold or even Chirpy my pet budgie ..
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Scientists attempt to calculate what a woman really means when she says she's 'fine'. 14/03/19 20:05:54 |
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08/01/19 12:00:04 |
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13/03/23 20:00:15 |
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"That poor lady doesn't know whether she's coming or going." 10/02/23 8:00:11 |
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On reflection it wasn't the best location for the annual Sleep Walkers Society camping holiday. 29/01/23 9:49:24 |
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28/01/23 8:08:31 |
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🎵 Postmortem Pat and his black and white cat 17/01/23 12:25:12 |
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"I thought I'd spruce the place up a little." 11/01/23 20:19:12 |
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26/11/22 20:00:33, edited: 26/11/22 20:19:20 |
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"Can you ask the captioneers for a bed pun please." 02/11/22 12:05:53 |
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"I'm not sure I'm cut out for this kind of exercise." 05/09/22 8:00:12 |
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31/08/22 12:08:47 |
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Young people don't respect their elders nowadays. 04/07/22 12:06:33 |
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27/06/22 8:18:05 |
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27/05/22 8:00:10 |
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"What an amazing coincidence. They've both put Rohypnol in each other's drink." 21/11/21 20:28:36 |
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06/10/21 12:05:57 |
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Thank you, it's an honour to have inspired such a great caption. I remember thinking a nod was unnecessary lol.
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"I put my heart and sole into my art." 06/07/21 8:00:05 |
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I put my art and soul into my heart.
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25/05/21 8:08:06 |
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"I don't know why they bother with that sign." 07/12/20 12:14:20 |
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Ouch... :-)
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The last episode of Thomas the Tank Engine was brutal. 24/10/20 14:07:05 |
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22/10/20 20:22:28 |
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Have they Got ham in them?
8:46am
comment on caption:
"I warned you not to eat so many Gotham sandwiches." [Stephen Bean]
Looks like he did her in every position possible.
1:18pm
comment on caption:
"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." [Stephen Bean]
Haha. Very good 😆
9:26am
comment on caption:
The Dai Llama [Stephen Bean]
"Mr Schrödinger, consider this. You put me in a box, and by putting me in this box I could potentially break out of this box and I did, ages ago. And then I turned it into a castle. It's not my fault if as a scientist you can't think up every eventuality that surrounds the variables of an experiment, idiot."
9:21am
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"Tom, what have you done to your box? You've ruined my experiment!" cried Mr Schrödinger. [Stephen Bean]
Is it half-baked?
12:23pm
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"Mum has a pun in the oven." [Stephen Bean]
Is it anon pun? (Sorry, I did try to think oven nice one. I might be laboring under the misconception of what a pun really is.)
3:36pm
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"Mum has a pun in the oven." [Stephen Bean]
Nod to 8:14:09 - just noticed it is probably using the same pun
8:46am
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His Parka's worse than his bite [Stephen Bean]
Cheers Cap Auth. Yours is much better than mine.
9:05am
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His Parka's worse than his bite [Stephen Bean]
Nod to 12:21:50
12:31pm
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🎵 These boots are made for wading 🎵 [Stephen Bean]
How about:
What do you get if you cross a woman with an amphibian?
A Natter Jackie Toad
1:06pm
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Natter Jackie [Stephen Bean]