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Funny Bean
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If I don't laugh at least 20 times in a day, it hasn't been a good day.
I take great pleasure seeing others caption my photos on https://www.flickr.com/people/167215364@N04/
I made the decision on 5/12/18 not to caption these myself.
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Always slice a cucumber before feeding to your tortoise. 23/11/18 21:52:32 |
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There’s big bucks in the fashion industry. 30/10/18 8:08:30 |
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28/11/18 12:01:09 |
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03/10/18 19:00:29 |
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13/11/18 20:01:06 |
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Nod tohttps://www.caption.me/356778https://www.caption.me/277138https://www.caption.me/63354 --Funny Bean
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When cleaning an elephant enclosure, always keep your vizor down. Sat 10:02:52 |
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04/11/18 12:11:14 |
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Never go shopping without 'Your Flexible Friend'. 13/11/18 20:06:28 |
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30/10/18 20:00:05 |
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20/10/18 7:00:07 |
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Fernando had to be a master of disguise to get home in one piece after a show. 11/11/18 21:21:38 |
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Council saves last piece of green belt land. 05/11/18 8:07:53 |
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P-P-Picked up too many Penguins. 21/10/18 7:00:39 |
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♪ I’m with ewe every step of the way 03/12/18 20:04:23 |
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Clive found pretending to win the lottery every couple of months added a bit of spice to life. 15/11/18 22:26:51 |
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01/12/18 12:00:05 |
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09/11/18 20:07:06 |
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13/10/18 7:00:08 |
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05/10/18 19:00:09 |
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Billy made the lift by a splits second. Sat 12:00:04 |
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Fri 23:04:28 |
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Mushrooms can cause a reptile dysfunction. 25/11/18 12:00:19 |
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25/11/18 12:00:05 |
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21/11/18 8:00:07 |
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Mag-pie and chips 20/11/18 20:00:11 |
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12/11/18 20:28:28 |
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04/11/18 8:36:33 |
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"Why are you telling me my journey has terminated? I have another bus to catch." 31/10/18 20:00:19 |
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"Whose idea was it to sell life insurance to Usain Bolt?" 25/10/18 7:12:33 |
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The benefits of living until 200 12/10/18 19:09:39 |
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05/10/18 11:00:14 |
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29/09/18 12:46:24 |
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Cross-dressed to kill 😁😁 --Mr Dome
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29/11/18 8:01:06 |
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It's a labia of love. --Michael Winner
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22/11/18 8:30:11 |
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I try to post captions that are relevant and different and try not to rehash old ones. If it is a particularly irksome point don't vote for it but the site is just a bit of fun - if a caption fits perfectly then post it regardless of whether it'... --Mr Dome
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21/11/18 20:19:19 |
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13/11/18 20:03:35 |
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Clever pun. I like the way they've hidden their Primark purchases in Chanel bags. ;) --Pussy Galore
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I wish I could takeaway her dress. 30/10/18 12:00:05 |
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Thanks for the tip. I never realised you could use copy and paste on the site. --Dave Bryan
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Borrower outperforms rats in laboratory tests. 25/10/18 20:23:19 |
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Beryl was famous for her blow jobs. Fri 8:00:13 |
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02/12/18 8:40:11 |
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"I might have got a bit carried away with the loofah." 31/10/18 12:04:03 |
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23/10/18 8:51:21 |
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Maybe "Hat-trick" rather than "Hatrick"? --Molly R
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05/10/18 7:00:12 |
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more captions
Repetition IS funny. I never get sick of seeing Basil Fawlty giving his car a damn good thrashing!
5:28pm
comment on caption:
The buck stops here [Funny Bean]
Nod to 21:39:31 for their use of wow which I noticed after thinking of this caption.
10:48pm
comment on caption:
Bow-wow [Funny Bean]
Nod to 12:00:13
12:02pm
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Point and shoot [Funny Bean]
There's always one extra screw.
2:58pm
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No man has ever managed to build a model of the female genitalia without having lots of bits left over. [Funny Bean]
It's a labia of love.
7:07pm
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No man has ever managed to build a model of the female genitalia without having lots of bits left over. [Funny Bean]
It must in-vulva lot of effort.
5:52pm
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No man has ever managed to build a model of the female genitalia without having lots of bits left over. [Funny Bean]
Cross-dressed to kill 😁😁
1:13pm
comment on caption:
Dressed to kill [Funny Bean]
Nod to 12:03:40 although I thought of it myself
12:06pm
comment on caption:
Jurassic cage [Funny Bean]
Just as well, or the lift doors would have cast him in The Nutcracker.
5:37pm
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Billy made the lift by a splits second. [Funny Bean]
So that's why they call it the Cacky Races.
11:06pm
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"Rally driving scares the sh*t out of me." [Funny Bean]