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Stephen Bean
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£50 26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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Dave was the last to notice Medusa had taken up hang gliding. 08/07/20 12:00:09 |
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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04/10/19 20:02:43 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 12:03:54 |
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Sun 20:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 12:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 8:01:37 |
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07/04/20 12:12:18 |
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05/04/20 8:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 12:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 20:00:20 |
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02/06/21 8:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
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"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 20:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
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"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24 |
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"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed." 19/09/20 12:00:07 |
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Now if only I could get up. Somebody's put superglue on my seat. --Willie Johnson
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07/07/20 12:05:05 |
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Or Gang Bang? --Karyn Harrison
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28/03/20 12:00:05 |
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Scientists are close to understanding why women live longer than men. 04/03/20 12:00:05 |
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One of the most difficult jobs in the world is to give a sick whale a suppository. 16/01/20 20:16:12 |
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Be careful not to annoy them. They might fly off the handle. 04/04/19 8:26:24 |
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"It's a dangerous mission but we need one volunteer to cross the road..." 24/09/21 12:00:30 |
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05/05/21 8:00:06 |
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04/02/21 8:00:06 |
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20/11/20 20:36:54 |
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13/10/20 12:12:25 |
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14/09/20 12:01:23 |
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30/03/20 8:00:12 |
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18/10/19 20:00:10 |
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Mmmm, bishop takes king.... Is this cathedral in Prague? Then the joke is Czech, mate. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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NASA unveil the new rover for their next moon landing. 22/03/19 12:29:53 |
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Right so you could be my Auntie Edna or my Uncle Harold or even Chirpy my pet budgie .. --stone face
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Scientists attempt to calculate what a woman really means when she says she's 'fine'. 14/03/19 20:05:54 |
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08/01/19 12:00:04 |
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06/10/21 12:05:57 |
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Thank you, it's an honour to have inspired such a great caption. I remember thinking a nod was unnecessary lol. --Stephen Bean
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"I put my heart and sole into my art." 06/07/21 8:00:05 |
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I put my art and soul into my heart. --Willie Johnson
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25/05/21 8:08:06 |
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"I don't know why they bother with that sign." 07/12/20 12:14:20 |
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Ouch... :-) -- Smuldo
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The last episode of Thomas the Tank Engine was brutal. 24/10/20 14:07:05 |
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22/10/20 20:22:28 |
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06/06/20 8:00:22 |
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How on earth did they get my real picture? --Woofer 6
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30/03/20 8:00:05 |
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"Can you stop taking photos and lift my bicycle down for me please love?" 28/03/20 12:24:49 |
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I've got to hand it to you. --Scrijjy Doo
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When the neighbour walks by and the car's full of dog food and toilet rolls. 24/03/20 8:02:54 |
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18/03/20 13:27:19 |
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Don't do it Guy. If you go near her you'll need all the hand sanitiser you can get. --James Lennox
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Labrador for sale: in mint condition. 16/03/20 20:00:12 |
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19/11/19 8:00:03 |
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16/09/19 8:00:04 |
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04/09/19 8:09:03 |
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Always slice a cucumber before feeding to your tortoise. 23/11/18 21:52:32 |
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There's big bucks in the fashion industry. 30/10/18 8:08:30 |
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28/03/21 8:00:10 |
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02/02/21 23:11:10 |
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"I told you not to lick my arse." 03/01/21 20:00:28 |
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''I didn't realise you were being serious. I thought you were saying it tongue in cheek.'' --Dave Bryan
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01/09/20 20:00:11 |
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"It was awful. They skinned me from my head tomatoes." 09/07/20 12:03:43 |
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16/06/20 20:09:20 |
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🎵 "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive" 29/04/20 20:00:05 |
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few 100 years at least. --Dev B
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07/04/20 20:00:04 |
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Fay Wray had her favourite part of King Kong stuffed and mounted. 28/01/20 20:01:14 |
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18/01/20 8:00:03 |
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Young people don't respect their elders anymore. 27/09/19 9:19:02 |
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23/07/19 20:00:14 |
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16/07/19 12:00:04 |
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10/07/19 8:09:18 |
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Jesus figured selling selfies on ebay would make him a prophet. 07/05/19 12:02:50 |
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07/02/19 20:00:05 |
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02/08/21 12:05:13 |
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06/03/21 8:00:08 |
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Wow, you can see her knotty bits! 26/02/21 20:00:10 |
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"That's knot nice. Leaf me alone." --Willie Johnson
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"But mum, I had a bath yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that." 23/11/20 8:53:15 |
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06/11/20 12:17:00 |
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The Loneliness of the Thong Distance Runner 21/10/20 20:34:50 |
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"I can't see a bloody thing with the son in my eyes." 30/09/20 20:05:05 |
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He's about to get a sonburn, even though he's wearing a sonscreen. --Willie Johnson
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"Noah says he can take the boy, but one of you girls has to stay behind." 29/07/20 21:26:27 |
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"Let's draw straws. The loser has to go with the boy." --Willie Johnson
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It's not easy googling 'how to remove superglue' with your elbows. 10/07/20 20:01:14 |
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How to remove superglue with your elbows? Why not just use your... oh, never mind. --Willie Johnson
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21/04/20 8:00:05 |
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Michael Douglas has not aged well. --Scrijjy Doo
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"I wish the Invisible Man would stop leaving his crap lying around." 18/04/20 20:00:26 |
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"Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold"¦" 14/04/20 20:00:32 |
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If the waiting doesn't do it, the music makes you wish you were dead. --Willie Johnson
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30/03/20 8:02:36 |
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Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
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"Remember, when the waiter appears, you jump in my soup. As soon as he's gone I'll pull you out." 24/02/20 8:00:05 |
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08/12/19 12:00:04 |
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25/09/19 8:20:33 |
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Til death do us-- --Scrijjy Doo
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"I think my sex addiction's cured." 15/09/19 12:23:30 |
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30/07/19 8:00:32 |
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31/05/19 12:00:16 |
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Glad it's not just me that struggles with a Toblerone. 14/04/19 12:14:01 |
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That's cool well done - I love toblerone wish I could find one that big --BAD BOY DENNIS *
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28/11/18 12:01:09 |
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After months of negotiations, preventing all out intergalactic war came down to one simple action. 07/10/21 12:49:45 |
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Pulling her finger? --Willie Johnson
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07/07/21 13:13:19 |
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Call me loco, but I don't think they sound a-Leica --Willie Johnson
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No that's fine Caption Author. :)
8:37pm
comment on caption:
*New forum post by Chris Beach*
The authors of all anonymous comments older than 3 days are now visible.
(Nod to 20:00:49) [Stephen Bean]
This motion would first have to be approved by the Anonymous Community and this is where unfortunately democracy proves to be problematic. Does anyone know what the thoughts and feelings of being an Anon are like? You don't know what it's like to experience being an Anon, to go voluntarily nameless. And then to receive abuse from Namers because they stigmatise the Anon identity so the Anons end up banding together (even though they don't know who each other is, but it's there in spirit) and have solidarity in Anon Pride. That's why Anons have the right to remain without a tag because they have the right to express themselves without expressing themselves. It is freedom of expression and freedom from expression.
Anons, the floor is yours. The walls and ceiling are mine though.
8:56pm
comment on caption:
*New forum post by Chris Beach*
The authors of all anonymous comments older than 3 days are now visible.
(Nod to 20:00:49) [Stephen Bean]
Stop going on anonanonanonanonanonanonanon
1:19am
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*New forum post by Chris Beach*
The authors of all anonymous comments older than 3 days are now visible.
(Nod to 20:00:49) [Stephen Bean]
Ah, the Anonymous Community is made up of a total of 7 anons as stated by anon in the Anon anthem. I will fight for you and the rights of the 6 other anons to remain anon. All hail Anon Pride.
8:06am
comment on caption:
*New forum post by Chris Beach*
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(Nod to 20:00:49) [Stephen Bean]
I am a non.
3:08pm
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*New forum post by Chris Beach*
The authors of all anonymous comments older than 3 days are now visible.
(Nod to 20:00:49) [Stephen Bean]
Did you know that there's an opposite to anonymous: onymous? Such a useful word. I'd love to see it in common use.
There's clearly a need for onymous because I hear people saying "non-anonymous", which is like saying un-unnamed.
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7:32pm
comment on caption:
*New forum post by Chris Beach*
The authors of all anonymous comments older than 3 days are now visible.
(Nod to 20:00:49) [Stephen Bean]
Voting and commenting (onymously) to show that this caption isn't mine. :)
8:22pm
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"If you're so smart Daddy, what's the opposite of anonymous?"
Nod to Glad You Remember's comment a moment ago.. [Stephen Bean]
Thanks for the idea and the vote Glad You Remember. I shall transform from anonymous to onymous in 3 days at which point I can return the favour with a comment vote.
8:27pm
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"If you're so smart Daddy, what's the opposite of anonymous?"
Nod to Glad You Remember's comment a moment ago.. [Stephen Bean]
Go Onymous Community!
8:27pm
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"If you're so smart Daddy, what's the opposite of anonymous?"
Nod to Glad You Remember's comment a moment ago.. [Stephen Bean]
I used to spend a lot of time being onymous, but after I married her she became a Mrs and stopped letting me get on her.
9:13pm
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*New forum post by Chris Beach*
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(Nod to 20:00:49) [Stephen Bean]