Stephen Bean
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26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c...
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point
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21/04/20 11:00:17 |
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 11:03:29 |
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08/07/20 11:00:09 |
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge.
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista.
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share.
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 19:00:37 |
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04/10/19 19:02:43 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 11:15:56 |
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24/06/22 7:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 11:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 11:09:38 |
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂
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24/04/22 19:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 11:03:54 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 11:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination."
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17/10/21 19:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 11:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 7:01:37 |
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07/04/20 11:12:18 |
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05/04/20 7:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!"
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 7:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 19:58:12 |
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02/10/22 11:00:08 |
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14/09/22 11:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25 |
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06/05/22 19:23:58 |
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"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 19:00:20 |
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02/06/21 7:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her.
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"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 19:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges
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"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24 |
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"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed." 19/09/20 11:00:07 |
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Now if only I could get up. Somebody's put superglue on my seat.
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07/07/20 11:05:05 |
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Or Gang Bang?
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28/03/20 12:00:05 |
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Scientists are close to understanding why women live longer than men. 04/03/20 12:00:05 |
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One of the most difficult jobs in the world is to give a sick whale a suppository. 16/01/20 20:16:12 |
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Be careful not to annoy them. They might fly off the handle. 04/04/19 7:26:24 |
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02/01/23 20:01:10 |
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23/12/22 8:00:12 |
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"What temperature do you set the thermostat?" 21/12/22 20:22:45 |
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The good old days... when families could afford to heat one room. 02/12/22 8:00:14 |
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22/11/22 12:38:13 |
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"Can you tell me how many lives you have left?" 22/10/21 19:00:34 |
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"It's a dangerous mission but we need one volunteer to cross the road..." 24/09/21 11:00:30 |
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05/05/21 7:00:06 |
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04/02/21 8:00:06 |
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20/11/20 20:36:54 |
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13/10/20 11:12:25 |
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14/09/20 11:01:23 |
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30/03/20 7:00:12 |
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18/10/19 19:00:10 |
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Mmmm, bishop takes king.... Is this cathedral in Prague? Then the joke is Czech, mate. :^)
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NASA unveil the new rover for their next moon landing. 22/03/19 12:29:53 |
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Right so you could be my Auntie Edna or my Uncle Harold or even Chirpy my pet budgie ..
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Scientists attempt to calculate what a woman really means when she says she's 'fine'. 14/03/19 20:05:54 |
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08/01/19 12:00:04 |
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On reflection it wasn't the best location for the annual Sleep Walkers Society camping holiday. 29/01/23 9:49:24 |
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28/01/23 8:08:31 |
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🎵 Postmortem Pat and his black and white cat 17/01/23 12:25:12 |
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"I thought I'd spruce the place up a little." 11/01/23 20:19:12 |
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26/11/22 20:00:33, edited: 26/11/22 20:19:20 |
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"Can you ask the captioneers for a bed pun please." 02/11/22 12:05:53 |
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"I'm not sure I'm cut out for this kind of exercise." 05/09/22 7:00:12 |
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31/08/22 11:08:47 |
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Young people don't respect their elders nowadays. 04/07/22 11:06:33 |
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27/06/22 7:18:05 |
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27/05/22 7:00:10 |
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"What an amazing coincidence. They've both put Rohypnol in each other's drink." 21/11/21 20:28:36 |
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06/10/21 11:05:57 |
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Thank you, it's an honour to have inspired such a great caption. I remember thinking a nod was unnecessary lol.
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"I put my heart and sole into my art." 06/07/21 7:00:05 |
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I put my art and soul into my heart.
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25/05/21 7:08:06 |
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"I don't know why they bother with that sign." 07/12/20 12:14:20 |
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Ouch... :-)
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The last episode of Thomas the Tank Engine was brutal. 24/10/20 13:07:05 |
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22/10/20 19:22:28 |
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06/06/20 7:00:22 |
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How on earth did they get my real picture?
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30/03/20 7:00:05 |
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"Can you stop taking photos and lift my bicycle down for me please love?" 28/03/20 12:24:49 |
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I've got to hand it to you.
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When the neighbour walks by and the car's full of dog food and toilet rolls. 24/03/20 8:02:54 |
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18/03/20 13:27:19 |
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Don't do it Guy. If you go near her you'll need all the hand sanitiser you can get.
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Labrador for sale: in mint condition. 16/03/20 20:00:12 |
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19/11/19 8:00:03 |
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16/09/19 7:00:04 |
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04/09/19 7:09:03 |
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Always slice a cucumber before feeding to your tortoise. 23/11/18 21:52:32 |
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There's big bucks in the fashion industry. 30/10/18 8:08:30 |
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"I warned him not to go sailing after gargling with Listerine." 19/01/23 8:00:16 |
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06/12/22 20:05:13 |
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07/11/22 9:01:18 |
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28/10/22 7:03:34 |
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I would still be 'forced' to be a little dishonest by giving the thumbs-up to many I really don't like. Cheapens the process. Makes me sound very stingy, I know, but I really don't see much merit in so many entries that often get loads of votes. MY problem, and I'll live with it, Vivvy En. Nothing a cheap bottle of red, some lightly salted cashews and a very kickable cat won't help me cope with. Have an enjoyable Saturday.
1:15pm
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Curiosity killed/saved the cat [Stephen Bean]
Oh no don't start the voting debate again its been done more times than we've had cat pictures.
1:40pm
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Curiosity killed/saved the cat [Stephen Bean]
Awarding Supervotes would lower the number of 'inferior' captions you would have to vote for though. A LOL supervote equals 3 regular votes and Creative or Clever supervotes equal 2 regular votes. We have to put votes in, it's no fun when there are no votes. Please don't kick the cat too hard, apparently some can help with caption-writing.
1:43pm
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Curiosity killed/saved the cat [Stephen Bean]
Thanks, Vivvy En (on behalf of my cat). Didn't realise that. How dumb am I? (No need to answer). Big help. Sorry, Tony S. Debate over. Roger and out.
2:07pm
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Curiosity killed/saved the cat [Stephen Bean]
House cat party
2:06pm
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Party animals [Stephen Bean]
Very good
8:08am
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This road is well known for people falling asleep. [Stephen Bean]
They have changed the name to Climate Change so they can claim any natural disaster is CO2 related. The Preachers use Private Jets to attend Climate Conferences around the world. They have no qualms supporting war in Ukraine or blowing up gas pipelines. CO2 used in green houses helps plants grow please explain why it doesn’t kill them?
9:26pm
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How small the South Pole needs to get before everyone believes in global warming. [Stephen Bean]
Don't let the puns get to you, just brie happy...
12:53pm
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What happens to a captioneer if they do too many cheese puns?
They get sentenced to eternal edamnation. [Stephen Bean]
LOL that was the caption I was going to add but wasn't quite quick enough 🙂 Great minds think alike
10:18am
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Hoard of the Rings [Stephen Bean]
Me too, and given the timing of the post and the style, I reckon I know whose it is. Time will tell!
10:35am
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Hoard of the Rings [Stephen Bean]