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Stephen Bean
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 8:01:37 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 12:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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28/03/20 12:00:05 |
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Scientists are close to understanding why women live longer than men. 04/03/20 12:00:05 |
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One of the most difficult jobs in the world is to give a sick whale a suppository. 16/01/20 20:16:12 |
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Be careful not to annoy them. They might fly off the handle. 04/04/19 8:26:24 |
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Mmmm, bishop takes king.... Is this cathedral in Prague? Then the joke is Czech, mate. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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NASA unveil the new rover for their next moon landing. 22/03/19 12:29:53 |
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Right so you could be my Auntie Edna or my Uncle Harold or even Chirpy my pet budgie .. --stone face
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Scientists attempt to calculate what a woman really means when she says she's 'fine'. 14/03/19 20:05:54 |
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"Can you stop taking photos and lift my bicycle down for me please love?" 28/03/20 12:24:49 |
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I've got to hand it to you. --Scrijjy Doo
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When the neighbour walks by and the car's full of dog food and toilet rolls. 24/03/20 8:02:54 |
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18/03/20 13:27:19 |
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Don't do it Guy. If you go near her you'll need all the hand sanitiser you can get. --James Lennox
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Labrador for sale: in mint condition. 16/03/20 20:00:12 |
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Always slice a cucumber before feeding to your tortoise. 23/11/18 21:52:32 |
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There’s big bucks in the fashion industry. 30/10/18 8:08:30 |
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♫ "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive" 29/04/20 20:00:05 |
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few 100 years at least. --Dev B
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07/04/20 20:00:04 |
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Fay Wray had her favourite part of King Kong stuffed and mounted. 28/01/20 20:01:14 |
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Young people don't respect their elders anymore. 27/09/19 9:19:02 |
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23/07/19 20:00:14 |
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16/07/19 12:00:04 |
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10/07/19 8:09:18 |
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Jesus figured selling selfies on ebay would make him a prophet. 07/05/19 12:02:50 |
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03/05/19 12:02:24 |
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21/04/20 8:00:05 |
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Michael Douglas has not aged well. --Scrijjy Doo
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"I wish the Invisible Man would stop leaving his crap lying around." 18/04/20 20:00:26 |
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"Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold…" 14/04/20 20:00:32 |
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If the waiting doesn't do it, the music makes you wish you were dead. --Willie Johnson
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30/03/20 8:02:36 |
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Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
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"Remember, when the waiter appears, you jump in my soup. As soon as he's gone I'll pull you out." 24/02/20 8:00:05 |
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08/12/19 12:00:04 |
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25/09/19 8:20:33 |
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Til death do us-- --Scrijjy Doo
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"I think my sex addiction's cured." 15/09/19 12:23:30 |
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30/07/19 8:00:32 |
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Glad it's not just me that struggles with a Toblerone. 14/04/19 12:14:01 |
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That's cool well done - I love toblerone wish I could find one that big --BAD BOY DENNIS *
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03/10/18 20:00:29 |
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"F*ck off Daddy her boobs are mine." 20/03/20 8:00:16 |
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"Love, you're not you when you're hungry." 05/03/20 20:00:46 |
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"When I practice golf indoors I always use a tee towel." 26/02/20 20:00:13 |
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I used to use tee towels too, until I got a hole in one --Mark England
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"Honest Noah, they'll be fine if you just leave them in the sea." 13/02/20 8:02:04 |
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Star Wars isn't for everyone's pallet. 07/01/20 12:14:58 |
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Shunned by the video game industry, Pac-Man spends his days finding customers for the local brothel. 22/10/19 12:06:44 |
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Yeah couldn't agree more James, great caption. --The Wolf
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08/01/19 8:00:05 |
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When a caption appears after a few seconds it will probably have been prepared in advance rather than be the result of ''speed and cleverness''. The lucky captioneer will simply be the one who downloads it the quickest. As Karyn points out, it... --Dave Bryan
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26/12/18 20:00:06 |
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"Please officer, can you let me off? It’s my birthday tomorrow." 24/12/18 12:52:15 |
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Rambo’s mission was to shoot the country’s monarch. 10/12/18 8:39:10 |
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13/11/18 20:01:06 |
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Nod to https://www.caption.me/356778https://www.caption.me/277138https://www.caption.me/63354 --Funny Bean
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"The only downside to clapping every Thursday is I get to see more of the neighbours." 21/05/20 20:51:33 |
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"Dr. Livingstoned, I presume?" 19/05/20 20:14:09 |
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12/05/20 20:00:06 |
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01/05/20 12:00:12 |
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Number of toilet rolls left on supermarket shelves. 19/04/20 20:05:00 |
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No shit! --Mr Dome
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27/03/20 8:00:37 |
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Bush was right after all. --Scrijjy Doo
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Isn't Spot the Australian in the last picture? --Willie Johnson
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"F*cking genie, I wished I was surrounded by gold, money and pussy." 09/03/20 12:38:57 |
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After losing 8 lives, Schrödinger's cat receives huge payout. 09/03/20 12:15:01 |
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"She was both rich AND poor until I opened the box to take that photo.":^) --Crunchy Chords
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"Jeez, I'm not using that prickly lipstick again!" 04/03/20 8:00:05 |
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I would have posted this caption, but am a little bit late - only about seven hours. Great caption. --Willie Johnson
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23/02/20 20:00:04 |
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Funny! --The Caption Guy
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"It took me a while to work out the formula for Pi." 20/02/20 9:31:07 |
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This sex talk is just ridiculous :) --The Wolf
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"This is the wurst banana split I've ever tasted." 11/02/20 20:06:49 |
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"That's not the sort of child support I'm after Dave." 02/01/20 20:00:10 |
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"How did you get over?" 04/11/19 8:24:58 |
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"He'll fry if he tries to jump back.""How revolting." --Crunchy Chords
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26/09/19 8:00:15 |
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14/09/19 12:00:03 |
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01/09/19 8:35:26 |
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"He reacts like this every time we go to a filling station." 01/08/19 12:00:18 |
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"Jesus Dave, stop giving the mannequins blueberry juice. They keep pissing on the floor." 15/07/19 12:37:26 |
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"Now we can have as much cake as we like!" 20/06/19 12:17:08 |
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17/06/19 20:00:11 |
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Ha ha, just pipped me to it. --Troompa Loompa
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"Sh*t, what a time for the batteries in my xray glasses to run out." 09/06/19 8:01:49 |
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29/05/19 12:00:13 |
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"I’m crap at following instructions from Ikea." 21/04/19 8:41:48 |
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12/04/19 12:05:07 |
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"I've been staring at this photo for 20 minutes... Just noticed the cat." 02/04/19 12:02:50 |
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15/03/19 8:00:06 |
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With lockdown restrictions finally removed, teenagers set off for their first day back at school. 06/05/20 12:02:45 |
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Booty is in the eye of the beholder. 04/05/20 20:00:10 |
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Comes with a free blubber duck. 27/03/20 12:13:25 |
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🎵 Purple brain, purple brain 🎵 18/03/20 20:08:26 |
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He's a pillar of the community. 07/03/20 20:00:23 |
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"STOP! I'll TALK, I'll TALK. Quit interro-gatoring me." 29/02/20 8:00:16 |
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30/01/20 8:00:04 |
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Sequel to 'Babe: Pig in the City'. --Karyn Harrison
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"I like dressing with my chips." 19/01/20 8:01:23 |
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02/12/19 12:21:24 |
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17/10/19 12:01:47 |
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When you've finally given up on the idea of ever having sex again... 12/10/19 20:13:35 |
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I still have sex twice a day, five times a week...It still counts if you're on your own...doesn't it.?? --stone face
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03/10/19 20:01:30 |
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"Ok, there's my nan. Remember to tell her we've all got girlfriends and they're on a hen weekend." 06/05/19 9:05:10 |
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He's making a Mastiff mistake. 01/05/19 13:00:02 |
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"You should've seen my goatee." 18/03/19 12:01:05 |
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Looks like size does matter when it comes to attracting birds. 15/03/19 22:42:30 |
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When cleaning an elephant enclosure, always keep your vizor down. 08/12/18 10:02:52 |
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Close Encounters of the Turd Kind 06/05/20 20:06:14 |
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It's amazing where people are hiding their pasta nowadays. 30/04/20 20:03:23 |
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Luckily for Veronica she'd managed to ditch the 5 bags of pasta 100 yards back. 23/04/20 8:26:05 |
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Now those bags are road kill. --Willie Johnson
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The world narcolepsy skipping champion shows off his best moves. 09/04/20 8:00:31 |
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"I told you I don't have narcolepsy. See? I'm skipping rope and nothing is happ... zzzzzzzzz." --Willie Johnson
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Nice face shame about the legs. 07/03/20 12:12:36 |
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"NOOOOO, I was going to post that caption!!" 28/02/20 20:33:10 |
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Unfortunately Larry didn't see the dragon creeping up behind him… 25/02/20 8:00:06 |
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My immediate thought. --Barrie Bullock
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I wonder if it's a mother flocker. --Willie Johnson
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"I had a wonderful childhood despite coming from a broken home." 10/12/19 12:03:19 |
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He's been waiting ages for his transfer. 20/11/19 8:16:36 |
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"They'll last many a good year." 17/10/19 20:00:57 |
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"I'd love to wipe that smog expression off his face." 12/09/19 20:16:35 |
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The first pedals will push their way up in spring. 23/03/19 12:03:09 |
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Never go shopping without 'Your Flexible Friend'. 13/11/18 20:06:28 |
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Three men and a… f-ck where's the baby? 17/05/20 12:17:34 |
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LOL - I'd just woken from an afternoon nap when I misread your comment. Didn't get much sleep last night. Managed to get a Tesco delivery slot around three o'clockish and was still adding items to my basket at 5am. --Karyn Harrison
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Lockdown, day 286 04/05/20 8:00:08 |
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She's feeding her family. --Scrijjy Doo
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Public transport's feeling the pinch. 29/04/20 12:03:02 |
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21/04/20 12:00:09 |
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"Darling, I can't find the cat." 10/04/20 21:17:05 |
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10/04/20 12:00:06 |
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Well done. --Scrijjy Doo
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Spot the captioneer who just won £50. 01/04/20 8:08:20 |
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Is Spot a new captioneer or one I haven't heard of? --Willie Johnson
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"Oh no, look’s like I’ve caught thrush again." 28/03/20 8:50:42 |
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27/03/20 8:33:02 |
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Good one. --Scrijjy Doo
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"I give a webcast every Friday." 07/02/20 12:00:10 |
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"Something happened to me when I went through the purly gates." 11/01/20 8:02:59 |
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"Daddy, can you get me out please? I'm feeling a little hampered." 03/01/20 8:00:05 |
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more captions
Nod to 12:20:30
4:25pm
comment on caption:
Someone's been taking jitterdrugs. [Stephen Bean]
Nod to 8:09:45 which also uses 'long legs' but not 8:17:37 which didn't use 'long legs' when this caption was made.
8:39am
comment on caption:
"Bloody genie, I wished for a bird with long legs from across the pond." [Stephen Bean]
Why not just nod the photo which has a bird with long legs in it...
8:52am
comment on caption:
"Bloody genie, I wished for a bird with long legs from across the pond." [Stephen Bean]
I think it is polite to give a nod when you're using a phrase that has been used before and I didn't want to seem impolite. I don't know why they've changed their caption again.
8:59am
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"Bloody genie, I wished for a bird with long legs from across the pond." [Stephen Bean]
Not to demean your politeness... I think it dilutes the meaning of a nod ...If someone said long legs and it gave you an idea fair do's...But an obvious phrase that everyone who looks at that photo and thinks ' long legs' ...Nah sorry
9:05am
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"Bloody genie, I wished for a bird with long legs from across the pond." [Stephen Bean]
The caption didn't give me the idea. I agree with you it is an obvious phrase but I didn't know whether everyone would see it the same way and when in doubt I tend to err on the side of a nod. In retrospect perhaps I shouldn't have bothered giving a nod at all. I'm sorry if I upset you.
9:06am
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"Bloody genie, I wished for a bird with long legs from across the pond." [Stephen Bean]
No no it hasn't upset me ...It's your choice and who am i to say you're wrong ...It's just my opinion..I'm sorry if it's upset you
9:20am
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"Bloody genie, I wished for a bird with long legs from across the pond." [Stephen Bean]
I'm not upset and I am relieved that you're not as well. As always, your point was very valid and I fully agree with you that things that are obvious in the photo are fair game for everyone.
9:27am
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"Bloody genie, I wished for a bird with long legs from across the pond." [Stephen Bean]
Here is my hand and here is my heart ...Let's shake and move on...Oh no wait we can't ....Let's pretend to rub elbows and move on...
9:29am
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"Bloody genie, I wished for a bird with long legs from across the pond." [Stephen Bean]
Awesome, keep your comments flowing especially that sense of humour. Gee, it looks like our first caption.me party has been delayed a bit longer but when it does happen I'll be first to buy you a drink.
9:32am
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"Bloody genie, I wished for a bird with long legs from across the pond." [Stephen Bean]