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Dan Nicholls
signed up: 3 years, 8 months ago
profile viewed: 10 time(s) this week
caption quota: 66
votes given since joining: 3,112
super vote quota: 127
Pun addict, Dad, lummox. I like jaffa cakes.
Location: Westgate-On-Sea
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08/10/18 7:08:02 |
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Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise." --Pete
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"Hello is that customer complaints? I need to return some goods...well, I ordered a leotard". 06/08/15 7:01:16 |
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From Amazon I presume. :-D --Chris Halliwell
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06/06/18 7:09:42 |
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Can't come out tonight I'm washing my hare. 26/07/15 7:00:23 |
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Today's stars: Capricorn will be faced with an uphill struggle. 17/01/17 8:08:09 |
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Please let me give you a (be) xxx --Andrea Hickling
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That's the thing about the festive season, it does dragon a bit. 14/01/17 20:03:37 |
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19/02/16 8:00:07 |
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Meanwhile, Ironman is inside getting rid of creases in the curtains. 25/09/15 7:39:03 |
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Should've taken them to Ron Maidens --Mr Dome
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06/08/18 13:04:19 |
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As protest tshirts go, one asking for the abolition of the French word for 'No' is pretty random. 30/08/17 11:01:09 |
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"Oui did it!" --Greg Curtis
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26/01/16 8:00:54 |
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Neighbourhood watch crew catches lead thieves red handed. 04/08/15 11:00:05 |
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Canon Law --Leroy Brown
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Kicked you out for snoring too has she? 26/11/18 12:35:21 |
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07/11/18 20:42:22 |
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04/11/18 8:06:41 |
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Casper the overfriendly ghost. 15/08/18 8:26:51 |
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The crafty tortoise had outfoxed the hare again. 14/06/18 11:15:54 |
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£50  03/02/17 8:01:14 |
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Thanks all, I love this site and our little community - often cheers me up on a dull day. I bore my wife to tears with it, but it keeps me off the streets... --Dan Nicholls
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26/06/15 11:06:01 |
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23/07/18 7:59:32 |
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"I f*cking well WILL have a tiger", thought little Timmy. 25/05/16 8:06:32 |
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Thanks! If I had any supervotes, you'd get all of them :)(edit: Woo woo, I got a supervote!) --Michael Winner
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29/02/16 12:01:02 |
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17/01/16 21:14:44 |
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So how do I get in? Nocturnal admission? --[anon]
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Cheap, good head and goes down easy. 03/12/18 9:36:29 |
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17/09/18 19:00:18 |
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There, that will teach you. Now don't put it in the pencil sharpener again. 03/07/18 20:23:25 |
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I think he got the point. --John Glover
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Mmmmm, nothing better than nice, crisp sheets. 01/03/16 8:06:17 |
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02/10/15 7:00:04 |
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BRILLIANT --Bad Boy Dennis.
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Graffiti - wrong on so many levels. 16/09/15 11:04:14 |
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04/08/15 7:00:07 |
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Great minds think alike. You beat me to it! --Greg Curtis
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"...then you just look through the view finder...am I boring you Mary?" 15/11/18 8:12:45 |
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"Just how many milkshakes do I gotta drink before I bring boys to the yard?" 19/09/18 19:50:55 |
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26/07/18 7:03:27 |
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Tonight on Dyslexic News, The Beast from the Seat. 03/03/18 8:01:05 |
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He couldn't decide whether or not to dump his overbearing girlfriend. He just needed a sign... 27/11/17 14:00:28 |
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"Nah dude, not tall, I said I would get you high". 15/08/17 7:01:25 |
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This caption has a nice sense of story. Always my favorite kind of caption: You get a glimpse into the hearts of these people, and we start to imagine both what was said - and what happened - before and after "this scene." Poor little fella. --Greg Curtis
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27/07/17 11:03:47 |
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That was golden lmao I was howling! --Ivana Jerkuov
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Timmy Mallett 'fondly remembering' Michaela Strachan. He has a whack a day... 29/12/16 20:05:06 |
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'utterly brilliant!' --Andrea Hickling
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06/10/16 7:06:13 |
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"NICE stroke." --Greg Curtis
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"Thank you for coming in today Mr Wilson. We need to talk about your son's attitude in class." 01/09/16 19:47:54 |
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"Too bad Mrs. Wilson couldn't make it today." --Martin Veith
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28/07/16 11:00:20 |
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I'd take out an 'n' and make it Caine-ine. --Darthey Bussell
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more captions
A little confused because unicorn's tears are gin liqueur.
3:19pm
comment on caption:
Ying's first day was going well. He had made tea for everyone, now the boss had trusted him with the important job of collecting unicorns tears. No sign yet of the practical jokes he'd heard so much about. [Dan Nicholls]
Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise."
6:29pm
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"Oi Noah, wait for us." [Dan Nicholls]
"Jew cats miss the boat?"
12:24pm
comment on caption:
"Oi Noah, wait for us." [Dan Nicholls]
What a brilliant caption. Wish I'd thought of this!
9:44pm
comment on caption:
"Oi Noah, wait for us." [Dan Nicholls]
Transformers...they're not what they used to be.
7:46am
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It's always sad to see homeless Transformers [Dan Nicholls]
Nope, sorry you two. You're not funny enough. Stay in the sea.
8:40am
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"Oi Noah, wait for us." [Dan Nicholls]
Well, we know who *didn't* write this caption!
11:06am
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My face when I find out I haven't won the £50 again. [Dan Nicholls]
Already done at 12.00.14
1:07pm
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I don't want the new iPhone all of a sudden. [Dan Nicholls]
This insults my sensitivity. Fortunately it's a minor offense.
3:18pm
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♫ It's been a guard day's night ♫ [Dan Nicholls]
I chuckled when I read this. I would have totally boosted this up a vote if I had any supervotes left.
9:22pm
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"They can't be missing if I keep finding them." Muttered Kevin as he took down the latest batch of posters for his collection. [Dan Nicholls]