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Dan Nicholls
signed up: 3 years, 11 months ago
profile viewed: 6 time(s) this week
caption quota: 62
votes given since joining: 3,171
super vote quota: 133
Pun addict, Dad, lummox. I like jaffa cakes.
Location: Westgate-On-Sea
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08/10/18 7:08:02 |
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Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise." --Pete
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"Hello is that customer complaints? I need to return some goods...well, I ordered a leotard". 06/08/15 7:01:16 |
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From Amazon I presume. :-D --Chris Halliwell
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06/06/18 7:09:42 |
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Can't come out tonight I'm washing my hare. 26/07/15 7:00:23 |
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08/12/18 8:59:38 |
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Today's stars: Capricorn will be faced with an uphill struggle. 17/01/17 8:08:09 |
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Please let me give you a (be) xxx --Andrea Hickling
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That's the thing about the festive season, it does dragon a bit. 14/01/17 20:03:37 |
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19/02/16 8:00:07 |
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Meanwhile, Ironman is inside getting rid of creases in the curtains. 25/09/15 7:39:03 |
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Should've taken them to Ron Maidens --Mr Dome
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30/01/19 12:02:09 |
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For God's sake Dad, just light the barbecue. 28/01/19 8:13:49 |
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06/08/18 13:04:19 |
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As protest tshirts go, one asking for the abolition of the French word for 'No' is pretty random. 30/08/17 11:01:09 |
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"Oui did it!" --Greg Curtis
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26/01/16 8:00:54 |
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Neighbourhood watch crew catches lead thieves red handed. 04/08/15 11:00:05 |
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Canon Law --Leroy Brown
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Kicked you out for snoring too has she? 26/11/18 12:35:21 |
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07/11/18 20:42:22 |
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04/11/18 8:06:41 |
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Casper the overfriendly ghost. 15/08/18 8:26:51 |
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The crafty tortoise had outfoxed the hare again. 14/06/18 11:15:54 |
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£50  03/02/17 8:01:14 |
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Thanks all, I love this site and our little community - often cheers me up on a dull day. I bore my wife to tears with it, but it keeps me off the streets... --Dan Nicholls
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26/06/15 11:06:01 |
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23/07/18 7:59:32 |
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"I f*cking well WILL have a tiger", thought little Timmy. 25/05/16 8:06:32 |
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Thanks! If I had any supervotes, you'd get all of them :)(edit: Woo woo, I got a supervote!) --Michael Winner
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29/02/16 12:01:02 |
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17/01/16 21:14:44 |
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So how do I get in? Nocturnal admission? --[anon]
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Cheap, good head and goes down easy. 03/12/18 9:36:29 |
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17/09/18 19:00:18 |
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There, that will teach you. Now don't put it in the pencil sharpener again. 03/07/18 20:23:25 |
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I think he got the point. --John Glover
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Mmmmm, nothing better than nice, crisp sheets. 01/03/16 8:06:17 |
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02/10/15 7:00:04 |
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BRILLIANT --Bad Boy Dennis.
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Graffiti - wrong on so many levels. 16/09/15 11:04:14 |
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04/08/15 7:00:07 |
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Great minds think alike. You beat me to it! --Greg Curtis
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14/01/19 8:02:59 |
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"...then you just look through the view finder...am I boring you Mary?" 15/11/18 8:12:45 |
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"Just how many milkshakes do I gotta drink before I bring boys to the yard?" 19/09/18 19:50:55 |
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26/07/18 7:03:27 |
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Tonight on Dyslexic News, The Beast from the Seat. 03/03/18 8:01:05 |
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He couldn't decide whether or not to dump his overbearing girlfriend. He just needed a sign... 27/11/17 14:00:28 |
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"Nah dude, not tall, I said I would get you high". 15/08/17 7:01:25 |
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This caption has a nice sense of story. Always my favorite kind of caption: You get a glimpse into the hearts of these people, and we start to imagine both what was said - and what happened - before and after "this scene." Poor little fella. --Greg Curtis
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27/07/17 11:03:47 |
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That was golden lmao I was howling! --Ivana Jerkuov
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more captions
Nope, sorry you two. You're not funny enough. Stay in the sea.
8:40am
comment on caption:
"Oi Noah, wait for us." [Dan Nicholls]
Well, we know who *didn't* write this caption!
11:06am
comment on caption:
My face when I find out I haven't won the £50 again. [Dan Nicholls]
Already done at 12.00.14
1:07pm
comment on caption:
I don't want the new iPhone all of a sudden. [Dan Nicholls]
This insults my sensitivity. Fortunately it's a minor offense.
3:18pm
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♫ It's been a guard day's night ♫ [Dan Nicholls]
I chuckled when I read this. I would have totally boosted this up a vote if I had any supervotes left.
9:22pm
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"They can't be missing if I keep finding them." Muttered Kevin as he took down the latest batch of posters for his collection. [Dan Nicholls]
I think table 5 fancied crumpet
1:45pm
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"Two eggs on toast for table 8, full English and a coffee on table 3 and get a room for table 5." [Dan Nicholls]
The lady on table 4 had a great muffin
6:43pm
comment on caption:
"Two eggs on toast for table 8, full English and a coffee on table 3 and get a room for table 5." [Dan Nicholls]
IT'S A COOKBOOK!
10:46pm
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New cookbook, The Way To A Man's Heart [Dan Nicholls]
It's a fjord.
12:29am
comment on caption:
Is that a Ford? [Dan Nicholls]
I like this caption!
12:39am
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Brokeback Fountain [Dan Nicholls]