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Dan Nicholls
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Location: Westgate-On-Sea
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Pun addict, Dad, lummox. I like jaffa cakes.
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That's really bad advice...Lambrini sucks.
2:28pm
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Don't worry babe, all men are the same, come and have another Lambrini. [Dan Nicholls]
Hoe-ly mole-y!
8:50am
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Always said she was a hoe. [Dan Nicholls]
They might need a bottle if the last coal mine here is going to shut in 2022.
7:41pm
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I would like to share a bottle of this with the fellow who brought us this coal, but alcohol cannot be served to miners... [Dan Nicholls]
This is why we don't give Karen Red Bull.
2:07pm
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Red Bull for Karen is it? [Dan Nicholls]
It's a no from me too, but it's nice to see The Stray Cats trying to make a comeback.
4:41pm
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Cheryl: "It's a no from me pet". [Dan Nicholls]
"Oooh baby, now we're cooking with gas."
12:36pm
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Food porn [Dan Nicholls]
"Keith, we received your blood work results from the lab. You'll be happy to know, we did find almost 6% blood in your gravy & syrup."
10:42am
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Keith has always wrestled with his weight [Dan Nicholls]
I've seen more attractive party babes.
3:49pm
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I've booked him for Lucy's 3rd birthday party babe... What's that look for? [Dan Nicholls]
"Actually, it wasn't David, he'd never do such a thing - it was that Chris Packham."
1:31pm
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"OK, you're safe now. Tell me, where did David Attenborough touch you?" [Dan Nicholls]
I am with you - was going to say Terry Nutkins, but was unsure as to audience recognition!
7:28pm
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"OK, you're safe now. Tell me, where did David Attenborough touch you?" [Dan Nicholls]