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You always could tell Pete had a bad hangover by the size of the ice pack.
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Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1102Karen Oakenfull

You always could tell Pete had a bad hangover by the size of the ice pack.

21/03/20 20:05:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10739Vanessa the Guesser

Smothering Sunday.

21/03/20 21:17:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3365Stu Dent

Wake me up in August.

21/03/20 20:40:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20078John Glover

We know dad blew his brains out, but surely the undertakers could have presented him better than that.

21/03/20 20:51:13

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At least use clean sheets. --Scrijjy Doo
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30910Tony Edwards

Stain in bed

21/03/20 21:01:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7649Stephen Bean

"1, 2, 3…. 7, 8, 9, 10… and then I open my eyes and stop having this nasty dream about a virus."

21/03/20 20:12:16

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 12Fozzgog B.

A cartoonist's worst nightmare - the blank bubble

22/03/20 18:35:23

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5324Paul Reeve

Dave hadn’t quite mastered the art of pillow talk.

21/03/20 20:34:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10739Vanessa the Guesser

"He's always had come to bed eyes"

21/03/20 20:00:20

 
Mark England Vote score: 15978Mark England

Abdul has the world record for wearing the biggest turban in the world, but it has it's drawbacks. He can't stand up straight

21/03/20 23:50:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8871Mr Dome

Coronavirus. Take it f#cking seriously everyone

21/03/20 23:18:00

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17021Troompa Loompa

Dave always struggles to get up for the Sunday 8am caption photo.

21/03/20 20:22:38

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 12Fozzgog B.

Although he was desperately trying to think of a witty caption for the latest photo his mind remained a complete blank.

22/03/20 18:34:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10082Neil Mackenzie

I don’t think this picture is very PC.
Yes it is, he’s a sleeping Policeman.

22/03/20 6:59:32

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4051Karyn Harrison

Whoever wrote the Mr Men books deserves a medal. Little Miss Naughty always gets him off.

21/03/20 22:44:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30910Tony Edwards

Bob always has his head in the clouds.

21/03/20 22:11:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3365Stu Dent

The way thay were given that beer away last night you could swear that a shutting down.

21/03/20 21:11:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8871Mr Dome

Dave had to wait a few days to take the bandages off his afro transplant

21/03/20 20:39:58

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4198Lucky Elperro

After 57 years of unhappy marriage, every night Gladys tried to find the courage to finish the miserable bastard off.

21/03/20 20:34:44

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I am sure there had bean a variety of ways for each year of marriage --Mr Dome
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1102Karen Oakenfull

The Turbanator

21/03/20 20:12:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10739Vanessa the Guesser

Security Guards love working from home.

21/03/20 20:06:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6332Hercules Rockefeller

"Guess Dave was right when he said he'll sleep when he's dead."

21/03/20 20:04:30

 
Rachel P Vote score: 948Rachel P

Conked out

21/03/20 20:00:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4051Karyn Harrison

"Coronavirus indeed, get out in the garden and creosote that fence!"

21/03/20 20:00:10

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 223alexandra ball

Bed head

Mon 21:06:52

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 679Mark Wilson

Nobody can hide from the Ghostbusker!!

22/03/20 11:59:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5029C CaMel

Princess questioned following Mario Kart hit and run.

22/03/20 6:04:35

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

Sleeping in your turban.

22/03/20 1:17:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30910Tony Edwards

Rough sleeper

21/03/20 21:20:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20078John Glover

Mikes got two sheets and the wind again.

21/03/20 21:18:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30910Tony Edwards

The Bogeyman

21/03/20 20:43:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8871Mr Dome

- what sexual position is that?
- f√ck nose

21/03/20 20:34:08

 
Rachel P Vote score: 948Rachel P

Mike’s making tomorrow’s headlines

21/03/20 20:29:41

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17021Troompa Loompa

Representative of half the British workforce at 8.59am on Monday morning who'll then reach out arm to hit the laptop power button.

21/03/20 20:29:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21516Ian Skelding

"Your order Sir?"
"Coma with Pillow please."

21/03/20 20:28:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1143Willie Johnson

This cure for snoring will not work unless the nose and mouth are covered.

21/03/20 20:23:40

 
Rachel P Vote score: 948Rachel P

Sham 69

21/03/20 20:21:02

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4051Karyn Harrison

Sleeping partner

21/03/20 20:15:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30910Tony Edwards

R.I.P. Van Winkle

21/03/20 20:14:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6432The Wolf

"Dave, the pillowcase is that full that you can't even get it under your head. PLEASE stop buying toilet rolls"

21/03/20 20:03:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4051Karyn Harrison

"Graham."
"Graham."
"Graham."
"GRAHAM!!!"

21/03/20 20:01:47

 
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