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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14548Dan Nicholls

A great place to take the family out.

07/05/20 20:00:11

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

"Why the short sleeves?"
"It's our right to bare arms"

07/05/20 20:08:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

It's a fair cop

07/05/20 20:00:21

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

"Guarding the world's most dangerous rollercoaster is a pretty easy job. Though it does have its ups and downs."

07/05/20 20:03:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Theme Pork

07/05/20 20:56:36

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

Great news! The redundant caption police have prevented anyone from posting "Don't you just hate it when someone shows up wearing the same thing as you?" You can now sleep well at night knowing they are on the job.

* It is unknown whether or not Super Glue has been applied to their weapons.

07/05/20 20:21:53

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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

They hadn’t caught anyone because all the criminals had managed to dodgem.

07/05/20 20:14:00

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6563Hercules Rockefeller

"As the Fun Police, we must adamantly insist that you keep away from this carnival."

07/05/20 20:01:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

"Don't worry, we'll make sure you're safe on the ride. We're good at putting people behind bars."

08/05/20 0:49:42

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Okay shoot. No! I meant the picture!

07/05/20 22:17:44

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

PC Whirled

07/05/20 20:10:16

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

We're here because of reports of a Nigerian man living in a litter bin.

08/05/20 0:31:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

Black man in the background...
" Well I'm fucked"

07/05/20 22:12:48

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5017Chris Halliwell

The Police take Funfair dismissal very seriously nowadays.

07/05/20 21:14:34

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

And just behind these useless anti terrorist police, we can see the most wanted terrorist in the world...Bin Laden.

07/05/20 20:06:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

Licensed to thrill.

07/05/20 20:06:11

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Guns 'n' Poses

08/05/20 22:19:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

"I'm feeling lucky, Dave. Let's go and win a cuddly toy."

(Nod to 20:46:22?)

07/05/20 21:27:27

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

And they still failed to shoot out the whole of the star.

07/05/20 20:46:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

"Smile for the camera, then get me to the hospital bloody quick, I've just shot myself in the foot."

07/05/20 20:45:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

Then I suddenly realised things were not going well when he said 'you'll be going down for this'

07/05/20 20:19:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

Sun's out, guns out

07/05/20 20:12:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

And yet again, the Scooby Doo gang bust another theme park owner.

07/05/20 20:10:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

Photographer:- I shot these two but I didn’t shoot no deputy.

07/05/20 20:07:50

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

G - Force

07/05/20 20:00:41

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Roller coaster security guards- MUST BE OVER 5 FEET TO ENTER RIDE.

08/05/20 2:48:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9378Mr Dome

I love a big dipper

08/05/20 2:07:06

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

"Well you didn't really think Boris was ill in hospital did you?"

08/05/20 0:32:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9378Mr Dome

As happy as pigs in shit

07/05/20 22:41:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Maybe I should change my Plenty of Fish profile pic.

07/05/20 22:25:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

-"HE'S AIMING AT US, SARGE. Permission to shoot?"
-"Cheese-fire, Officer! Cheese-fire."

07/05/20 22:03:10

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

Blackpool Council's PR opportunity with the visiting Alabama policemen was about to go horribly wrong when they spotted a suspect approaching them.

07/05/20 21:51:28

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

There are the usual heist restrictions.

07/05/20 20:33:39

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11579 Smuldo

Who wants a shot?

07/05/20 20:30:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

"Sorry, lockdown rules, no Scots allowed, English only."

07/05/20 20:18:26

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

You will enjoy it.

07/05/20 20:17:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

"HALT! on Towers."

07/05/20 20:14:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

And then he bloody arrested me for being cock eyed!

07/05/20 20:06:01

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

With their good looks and heavy weaponry they've become the coaster boys for law enforcement.

07/05/20 20:05:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Pleasure Breach

07/05/20 20:05:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''Would you like to see my Big Dipper?''

07/05/20 20:04:48

 
Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

You want PPE? *This* is PPE!

07/05/20 20:03:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''We're bizzies doing nothing..........''

07/05/20 20:02:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Pigs might fly

07/05/20 20:02:37

 
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