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I told you to move the car before they started painting the white lines.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

''I told you to move the car before they started painting the white lines.''

25/09/20 12:00:09

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6095C CaMel

The British Classic: grey sky.

25/09/20 13:49:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

That's not the picture of you in the red mini I wanted, darling

25/09/20 12:31:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

Austintatious.

25/09/20 12:08:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

I hate it when they mix movies together. Alien / Predator, Batman / Superman, Friday the 13th / Nightmare on Elm Street. And don’t even get me started on Mr Bean / Schindler’s List.

25/09/20 12:00:25

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Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Have you seen The Lady in the Van meets Pleasantville? --Glyn Evans
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13288Vanessa the Guesser

Parked outside the home of actress Minnie Driver.

25/09/20 16:26:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12272Stephen Bean

A Vroom with a Hue

25/09/20 15:48:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5078Karyn Harrison

"What a beautiful car!"

"Awww look, she's blushing!"

25/09/20 16:59:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

"I can't believe you've just ran over ten old ladies in my brand new white Mini. Take it to the car wash, NOW"

25/09/20 12:53:51

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1201Dot Old

What's black and white and red all over?

25/09/20 12:25:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

''It's probably in the 60s. I don't think the IQ of the owner can be any higher than that.''

25/09/20 12:22:26

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 212Ellen Duncalf

”Classically British that is Gav”
”It’s not Daz, it’s German”
”No, not the car Gav, the botched tarmac pavement job by Hackney council.”

25/09/20 16:54:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20942John Glover

"Well I thought you said tint the picture to a mini mum."

25/09/20 13:18:19

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Too many yous? And I'm not from Liverpool either.. --Mr Dome
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

Minichrome

25/09/20 12:16:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

''Thank you for the new car, darling. It's certainly brought a bit of colour into my grey existence.''

25/09/20 12:15:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7110Hercules Rockefeller

"I bet this all has something to do with Doctor Who somehow."

25/09/20 12:05:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11068Neil Mackenzie

The original mini was a mini car. The new MINI is a MINI RANGEROVER.

25/09/20 21:38:26

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 735alexandra ball

The new car's here sweetheart. Oh I like your Mini, when's my Merc arriving?

25/09/20 17:52:54

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1618Al Overy

"It's very nice dear but when I said I wanted a dirty weekend in Redcar..."

25/09/20 16:12:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

It's a very sexy car. Even the pavement has an erection

25/09/20 16:01:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4089Crunchy Chords

Friends, roaming Countryman, lend me your gears.

25/09/20 15:45:54

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 313Sheila Graham

Parallel parking

25/09/20 15:06:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1883Willie Johnson

I dreamt my car had shrunk and was parked on the "wrong side" of the road and then I woke up and everything else was gray....

Holy cow! It's street sweeper day, I've got to move my car or I'll get a ticket. Wait, today's not Tuesday, and it's not close to 10 o'clock yet. Time to get coffee.

25/09/20 14:43:35

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Sheila  Graham Vote score: 313Sheila Graham

The perfect pick-me-up when I'm flagging

25/09/20 13:42:04

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1618Al Overy

Looks like someone's taken the Mickey.

25/09/20 13:12:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9472Chris Keegan

I have to say my problems with being colour blind have improved since having that mini operation.

25/09/20 12:57:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6507Vivvy En

"You've lost the key? We'll just blow the bladdy doors off!"

(Nod to 12:00:10)

25/09/20 12:55:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6983Glyn Evans

This car caught my eye which I thought would be a far more interesting subject matter than something about Anon and Me. We're in the background somewhere, but who cares? Like really?

25/09/20 12:54:02

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6983Glyn Evans

Before the Wicked Witch of the East was crushed by the liberator Dorothy, some Munchkins had made flight and established themselves in the UK.

25/09/20 12:42:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32660Tony Edwards

New Kid on the Block

25/09/20 12:35:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

The changeover from black and white to colour movies didn't always go smoothly.

25/09/20 12:19:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32660Tony Edwards

Carnaby Street

25/09/20 12:19:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9472Chris Keegan

Darling, I think a coloured gentleman has moved in next door.

25/09/20 12:10:45

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1618Al Overy

The Italian Pizza Delivery Job

25/09/20 12:00:10

 
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