lol x4 creative x3

The Wizard of Lbs

28/06/14 19:01:15

Del Monte Python

27/03/13 12:00:30

lol

"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk."

01/07/19 11:03:05

lol x2

"Halt! Who glows there?"

23/01/14 20:10:29

The Bird Watching Society was initially disappointed at the lack of owls. Then they spotted the tits.

14/03/19 8:07:51

Funny Farm

08/01/19 20:31:23

"Are we there, Yeti?"

21/08/18 7:03:52

A Nice Chair On Elm Street

25/09/14 19:13:32

Jack off all trades

05/02/19 20:04:15

That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing.

04/12/20 8:07:50

Nine Lives Matter

09/08/20 7:01:25

Cheepskate

06/02/18 20:07:01

clever

"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon."

09/10/17 19:06:30

creative

"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory."

07/02/14 8:08:16

And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida.

01/09/13 7:22:08

lol

Another One Bikes The Dust

04/01/13 12:07:43

"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA."

10/10/12 7:23:25

"Mind if I crash at your place?"

28/11/20 12:01:25

Full Metal Jackass

11/05/20 7:00:26

Monty Python and the Holy Snail

20/04/20 11:00:47

20,000 Leaks Under the Sea

20/10/19 7:25:39

Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school.

22/05/19 19:04:13

Bone Voyage

25/01/19 8:24:10

Ebunny & Ivory

07/04/15 19:02:31

"I had fun once. It was awful."

22/02/14 20:26:25

"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!"

21/07/13 19:12:23

A resting Officer.

02/02/13 20:15:25

"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?"

02/10/12 19:12:26

"I came, I saw, I Concorde."

12/01/12 20:31:21

Catch Her In The Rye

05/01/12 11:01:11

"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from."

11/07/14 19:00:21

creative

"You know, I still don't think he's done yet."

01/04/14 19:00:57

creative

Craving Ryan's Privates

13/08/13 19:05:47

Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall.

16/06/13 19:23:01

Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder

24/04/13 7:02:06

The Great Barrier Roof

07/12/12 20:04:25

Berried Alive

13/05/12 19:08:09

Crop top

12/09/20 19:09:39

creative

Peeky Blinders

16/08/20 7:03:06

50 Shades of Neigh

09/05/20 19:03:57

lol

"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!"

01/08/15 19:04:17

"Not now, Thing!"

07/07/15 19:06:31

"Here, Mr. Gulliver, I found your shuttlecock."

12/03/19 12:02:52

clever

Paper beats rock

08/03/19 20:02:24

clever

"This must be how my parakeet feels."

20/01/19 20:05:39

Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program.

11/07/18 19:34:37

Their relationship was off to a Rocky start.

10/03/14 20:02:37

Muscle Sprouts

30/09/13 7:15:50

"We should've got him a Toy Yoda instead."

23/11/12 20:20:16

"To boldly go where snowman has gone before."

17/11/12 20:04:40

"Why so cirrus?"

25/03/12 10:01:08

Hal has frozen over.

09/08/14 7:01:52

Bailey appeared to be suffering from Shih Tzuphrenia.

18/07/13 19:08:14

Davy Jones' Knockers

23/05/13 19:01:24

Afronaut

19/12/12 20:06:06

"You are the wind beneath my wings."

02/07/12 19:11:29

It was the worst mugging the cop had ever seen.

15/11/11 20:33:56

"Right, let's get this thing out of here. 3...2...1...LIFT!"

13/09/20 11:06:18

"That was fantastic, darling. Do you accept plastic?"

21/07/20 19:03:07

Breakfast at Stiffany's

27/06/20 7:29:31

creative

"Did anybody order some horse-d'oeuvres?"

22/06/20 19:05:44

lol

Chimp My Ride

11/03/20 12:06:30

creative

Superman still wasn't quite as quick as the flash.

30/09/19 7:04:18

Little dogs can be so kneady at times.

22/09/19 7:01:18

"Dave, I think the marshmallow is done now."

15/06/19 11:14:37

"I always knew I'd find something amazing with that metal detector someday."

23/11/18 8:33:03

clever

Harley, David's son

22/07/18 19:35:34

Sky scraper

20/08/17 8:24:11

clever

"This wouldn't be happening if you ate healthier & exorcised more often."

27/01/17 20:03:51

Looney Tombs

02/12/16 20:05:42

lol

Gisele was not above taking a value meal as a form of payment.

12/11/16 20:02:29

lol

"Release the Quacken!"

14/06/16 21:02:27

"And they're off!"

25/12/15 20:02:43

"You wouldn't believe the things we experienced in that closet."

18/10/20 11:01:56

Samsung & Delilah

06/10/20 19:02:05

Cart Blanche

15/03/20 12:02:06

Rear Admirals pay extra.

29/01/20 20:07:52

"They aren't from the same litter. They're step brothers."

14/11/19 8:03:34

clever

"I'm getting too old for this shit."

27/05/19 11:06:48

PeaGA Tour

26/05/19 11:07:26

Bone Appétit

25/02/19 8:07:59

"No more rooms available. We're all booked up."

21/10/18 19:24:36

"I'll have you know, I'm actually very careful inside most China shops."

11/08/18 7:02:23

Once again, Phil found himself down in the dumps.

31/03/15 21:14:03

lol

"For fuck's sake, Charlie, is this your first time ever using dental floss?"

23/11/13 20:15:05

lol creative

"Would you mind telling Jacob to move his ladder for Christ's sake?"

22/01/13 20:05:12

Home of the Brave

21/01/13 20:03:28

♫ Swamp Thing, you make my heart sing. ♫

31/10/12 20:03:31

Wreckreational Vehicles

21/07/12 19:11:18

Charlotte's Website

21/06/12 19:00:17

Trailer Swift

17/09/20 7:36:00

Not all Terminators arrive gracefully.

04/08/20 19:00:41

"Stop repeating everything I say!"

14/04/20 7:03:54

The Parked Knight

02/02/20 12:04:43

A new bench mark has been set.

20/01/20 8:10:06

"Do you serve any homework here?"

08/01/20 20:21:53

"I'd rather play Mouse Trap actually."

07/06/19 7:03:04

Johnny Trash

18/04/19 7:00:34

Meanwhile, the man in the tortoise mask was slowly catching up.

30/10/18 8:22:02

"Sew what?"

02/10/18 19:11:28

Jerry loved showing off his Purrsian rug.

19/09/18 7:01:09

"There you are. Professor Schrödinger has been looking for you."

30/08/18 19:28:14

"Let's go to Luigi's Taco Shack instead."

25/02/18 13:58:27

clever

The Bark Knight

30/01/18 13:32:27

Parkolepsy

26/07/16 7:03:53

"I came first. Any more stupid questions?"

21/11/15 20:03:41

"Does he like knuckle sandwiches?"

28/06/15 11:31:47

Cecil was clearly unaware of the gravity of the situation.

18/05/14 12:03:12

Baited Breath

09/03/13 20:00:22

creative

"Quick! Somebody call an ostrich negotiator!"

05/02/13 8:00:52

Lumberjocks

03/02/13 20:13:23

Pimp My Fluoride

04/10/12 11:02:37

Crash Test Mummies

12/07/12 19:00:30

Fatal Atracktion

07/06/12 19:04:52

Sith Happens

08/05/12 10:01:16

"Curses! Coiled again!"

09/08/14 19:01:40

Vertigoat

08/08/14 19:04:10

He's not really happy. It's just a phony smile.

16/01/14 20:01:53

Inglorious Bass Turds

22/12/13 8:21:14

Til Death Row Do Us Part

31/08/13 19:55:42

That's one way to break the ice, I suppose.

23/06/13 7:24:28

She'd discover too late that scissors don't beat Rocky mountains.

11/06/13 19:03:53

"There was this one time, at band camp..."

20/05/13 7:00:25

On their way to Camel Lot.

16/05/13 11:05:12

The Great Pictaker

05/05/13 19:28:41

"Mrs. Beckham, your table is ready."

10/11/12 20:00:38

"It says here that all the servers are currently out of order."

30/10/12 12:39:54

Another One Fights The Dust

22/04/11 12:00:58

lol

"A shame his parents didn't have enough foresight to use one themselves."

23/12/20 12:11:27

Dumb Belles

26/09/20 7:00:40

♫ All in all, you're just another prick on the wall. ♫

16/07/20 11:06:45

"Listen, Jessica, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm thinking about seeing another chiropractor."

28/06/20 11:04:02

Even cats stub their toes once in a while.

14/06/20 7:05:14

"She's right behind me again, isn't she?"

08/05/20 19:05:06

"I can't have too much, otherwise it goes right through me."

09/11/19 12:24:57

"You really should wash where you're going."

29/06/19 19:03:37

Tongue in chic

23/04/19 7:17:17

Chimp My Ride

22/04/19 19:00:34

Shadow boxer

04/06/18 7:02:41

Victoria's Secretion

22/10/17 19:12:22

"Pasta la vista, baby."

19/05/17 7:02:24

lol

"Alright, dear, I give up. Where are the bloody instructions for this hammock?"

06/09/16 19:05:24

clever

Never mind the ball-licks.

05/09/16 19:13:56

lol

"I felt a great disturbance in my shorts."

16/05/16 19:13:19

Whiskers In The Jar

16/02/16 20:33:57

"Good to see that this division is well stocked with bombshells."

14/02/15 20:04:53

"It's a trap!"

21/05/20 7:03:06

"That's what their knees look like? Doesn't seem all that cool to me."

28/04/20 19:04:17

This little piggy went to market.

13/05/19 19:00:43

Phona Lisa

24/06/17 11:05:48

Handymon

07/05/17 7:30:46

Animal Husbandry

05/12/16 20:03:14

Mavis would be seeing red when she did her laundry later on.

14/05/16 19:08:40

clever

Breakfast At Pontiffany's

26/03/15 20:42:05

creative

"Nope, doesn't look like you're trying to overcompensate for anything at all, Mr. Heston."

06/10/14 19:17:12

The Empire Strips Back

03/08/14 19:15:50

Of Mice & Menthols

07/04/14 19:14:20

Max Headgroom

27/02/14 8:17:02

"Pardon me, waiter, there appears to be a hare on my carrot."

21/06/13 19:09:14

Owned & operated by Afghani Stan.

04/06/13 7:05:58

"Quick, Robin, to the Bathmobile!"

02/06/13 19:02:51

Dock Martens

04/04/13 19:04:40

Call of Duty

31/01/13 20:00:17

"Why is everybody so fascinated with my toes?"

26/12/12 8:09:01

Piggy Bank

04/12/12 8:08:44

When nature calls.

15/11/12 20:06:52

"Hello, you have reached Frosted Flakes customer support. This is Tony speaking. How may I help you today?"

15/11/12 20:00:33

The Skating of Pelham 123

12/11/12 20:04:38

Shiitake Happens

13/03/12 11:15:37

Focus Pocus

27/02/12 20:07:23

"One day, my son, all of this will be yours."

28/12/11 20:03:37

"Just out of curiosity, have any of you seen the movie Alive?"

Thu 12:10:09

A bountiful feast of marbles tends to make them very sleepy.

16/11/20 20:02:51

"Brilliant dilophosaurus costume, your Holiness!"

31/10/20 20:05:55

"This is my significant otter."

26/10/20 12:00:37

"Shit, did I leave the stove on?"

11/10/20 19:01:33

"Christ, Dave, didn't I tell you about the dangers of smoking Camels?"

03/10/20 7:03:35

The 4 Hoarsemen finally decide to make an appearance.

16/04/20 7:04:36

Teenage Mutant Knitted Turtle

10/04/20 7:00:24

Smells like quarantine spirit

21/03/20 13:43:38

Schrödinger's bath

07/01/20 20:05:06

Tweedle Dum & Dumber

30/10/19 12:09:10

Just Chew It

26/10/19 7:00:59

He puts the camp in Boot Camp.

17/09/19 11:14:21

clever

The Lion Kink

19/08/19 7:01:10

"Nobody puts Granny in a corner."

12/08/19 11:06:45

#SheepToo

22/06/19 7:03:10

The chemistry between them was undeniable.

20/06/19 7:06:34

The time when Santa Claus filled in for Batman was confusing as hell.

01/05/19 19:10:33

"Methinks thou protest too much."

27/04/19 19:23:17

Stickmata

08/01/19 8:01:47

"It's enlightenmint flavored."

20/12/18 12:37:24

"Just a little off the topiary please."

17/10/18 7:01:18

Jimmy Chews

03/09/18 7:04:37

"How the bloody hell did you manage to adopt a Cerberus?"

16/11/16 8:01:24

"That's a relief. You had me worried when you started talking about your pink stool."

28/07/16 7:03:47

Evan always seemed to be full of himself.

27/02/16 20:04:00

clever

"Tell Medusa to come in here & clean this mess up. Her hair is clogging up the drain again."

01/02/16 20:55:49

Poor Medusa can't even get lucky on blind dates.

16/10/15 7:07:16

Volks-wagging

08/10/15 19:02:51