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Hercules Rockefeller
signed up: 7 years, 9 months ago
profile viewed: 19 time(s) this week
caption quota: 43
votes given since joining: 44,105
super vote quota: 33
Age: 39
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28/06/14 19:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
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27/03/13 12:00:30 |
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The Full Monty Python? --Cath Jones
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23/01/14 20:10:29 |
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Very good! You've got a flare for this sort of caption --Zac Kramer
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21/08/18 7:03:52 |
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25/09/14 19:13:32 |
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06/02/18 20:07:01 |
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"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon." 09/10/17 19:06:30 |
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"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory." 07/02/14 8:08:16 |
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And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida. 01/09/13 7:22:08 |
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They say Hawking is so clever he'll pick anything up straightaway. I dropped a sheaf of papers, nothing. --Michael Monkhouse
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04/01/13 12:07:43 |
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." 10/10/12 7:23:25 |
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07/04/15 19:02:31 |
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"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25 |
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"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 19:12:23 |
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02/02/13 20:15:25 |
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"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?" 02/10/12 19:12:26 |
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12/01/12 20:31:21 |
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05/01/12 11:01:11 |
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"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from." 11/07/14 19:00:21 |
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This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo! --Michael Winner
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"You know, I still don't think he's done yet." 01/04/14 19:00:57 |
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13/08/13 19:05:47 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall. 16/06/13 19:23:01 |
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Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder 24/04/13 7:02:06 |
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07/12/12 20:04:25 |
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13/05/12 19:08:09 |
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"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 19:04:17 |
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07/07/15 19:06:31 |
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Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program. 11/07/18 19:34:37 |
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Their relationship was off to a Rocky start. 10/03/14 20:02:37 |
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30/09/13 7:15:50 |
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"We should've got him a Toy Yoda instead." 23/11/12 20:20:16 |
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"To boldly go where snowman has gone before." 17/11/12 20:04:40 |
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25/03/12 10:01:08 |
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09/08/14 7:01:52 |
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Bailey appeared to be suffering from Shih Tzuphrenia. 18/07/13 19:08:14 |
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LOL --Martin Veith
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23/05/13 19:01:24 |
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Davy Jones' Knockers ? --Smuldo
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19/12/12 20:06:06 |
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"You are the wind beneath my wings." 02/07/12 19:11:29 |
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It was the worst mugging the cop had ever seen. 15/11/11 20:33:56 |
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"I always knew I'd find something amazing with that metal detector someday." 23/11/18 8:33:03 |
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22/07/18 19:35:34 |
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20/08/17 8:24:11 |
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"This wouldn't be happening if you ate healthier & exorcised more often." 27/01/17 20:03:51 |
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02/12/16 20:05:42 |
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Gisele was not above taking a value meal as a form of payment. 12/11/16 20:02:29 |
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14/06/16 21:02:27 |
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Is that you Jonathan Ross? --Darthey Bussell
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25/12/15 20:02:43 |
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"No more rooms available. We're all booked up." 21/10/18 19:24:36 |
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"I'll have you know, I'm actually very careful inside most China shops." 11/08/18 7:02:23 |
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Once again, Phil found himself down in the dumps. 31/03/15 21:14:03 |
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more captions
Isn't this the same joke as 20:09:28? (not mine)
8:34pm
comment on caption:
"Christ, Janet, did you have to throw the bouquet so far?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
"To me, every hour of the day and night is a perfect miracle, with a £65 call-out fee."
9:06pm
comment on caption:
"When did Walt Whitman become a plumber?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
A bit of artistic licence with the quote but I'll give you that one. 😁
11:08am
comment on caption:
"You ever dance with a werewolf in the pale moonlight?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
see 20:12:38
7:32pm
comment on caption:
"Meanwhile, in the Titanic..." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Never mind Trump what about Bush.
8:00pm
comment on caption:
"Mr. Trump is gonna love this." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Ursa Major might be better?
9:25pm
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"Ground control to Ursula Major." [Hercules Rockefeller]
literally booked up?
7:40am
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"No more rooms available. We're all booked up." [Hercules Rockefeller]
He really should share some of that with the others.
1:00pm
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"Christ, Dave, how severe is your glaucoma?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
Isn't that a bit of an overgenitalization?
5:34pm
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Normally, they'd despise being covered in DNA. [Hercules Rockefeller]
Poke a mum?
3:44pm
comment on caption:
"Can't believe you just poked me in the eye with that thing!" [Hercules Rockefeller]