Hercules Rockefeller

"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk."

01/07/19 12:03:05

lol x2

"Halt! Who glows there?"

23/01/14 20:10:29

Very good! You've got a flare for this sort of caption --Zac Kramer

The Bird Watching Society was initially disappointed at the lack of owls. Then they spotted the tits.

14/03/19 8:07:51

I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush. --stone face

Funny Farm

08/01/19 20:31:23

He'd always been a bit unstable. --Karyn Harrison

"Are we there, Yeti?"

21/08/18 8:03:52

A Nice Chair On Elm Street

25/09/14 20:13:32

Jack off all trades

05/02/19 20:04:15

Cheepskate

06/02/18 20:07:01

"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon."

09/10/17 20:06:30

"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory."

07/02/14 8:08:16

And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida.

01/09/13 8:22:08

They say Hawking is so clever he'll pick anything up straightaway. I dropped a sheaf of papers, nothing. --Michael Monkhouse

Another One Bikes The Dust

04/01/13 12:07:43

"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA."

10/10/12 8:23:25

20,000 Leaks Under the Sea

20/10/19 8:25:39

Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school.

22/05/19 20:04:13

Bone Voyage

25/01/19 8:24:10

Ebunny & Ivory

07/04/15 20:02:31

"I had fun once. It was awful."

22/02/14 20:26:25

"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!"

21/07/13 20:12:23

A resting Officer.

02/02/13 20:15:25

"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?"

02/10/12 20:12:26

"I came, I saw, I Concorde."

12/01/12 20:31:21

Catch Her In The Rye

05/01/12 11:01:11

"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from."

11/07/14 20:00:21

This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo! --Michael Winner

"You know, I still don't think he's done yet."

01/04/14 20:00:57

Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall.

Craving Ryan's Privates

13/08/13 20:05:47

16/06/13 20:23:01

Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder

24/04/13 8:02:06

The Great Barrier Roof

07/12/12 20:04:25

Berried Alive

13/05/12 20:08:09

"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!"

01/08/15 20:04:17

"Not now, Thing!"

07/07/15 20:06:31

"Here, Mr. Gulliver, I found your shuttlecock."

12/03/19 12:02:52

Paper beats rock

08/03/19 20:02:24

"This must be how my parakeet feels."

20/01/19 20:05:39

Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program.

11/07/18 20:34:37

Their relationship was off to a Rocky start.

10/03/14 20:02:37

Muscle Sprouts

30/09/13 8:15:50

"We should've got him a Toy Yoda instead."

23/11/12 20:20:16

"To boldly go where snowman has gone before."

17/11/12 20:04:40

"Why so cirrus?"

25/03/12 11:01:08

Hal has frozen over.

09/08/14 8:01:52

Bailey appeared to be suffering from Shih Tzuphrenia.

18/07/13 20:08:14

LOL --Martin Veith

Davy Jones' Knockers

23/05/13 20:01:24

Davy Jones' Knockers ? --Smuldo

Afronaut

19/12/12 20:06:06

"You are the wind beneath my wings."

02/07/12 20:11:29

It was the worst mugging the cop had ever seen.

15/11/11 20:33:56

Chimp My Ride

11/03/20 12:06:30

Superman still wasn't quite as quick as the flash.

30/09/19 8:04:18

Yes, but he's still a Nikon. --Willie Johnson

Little dogs can be so kneady at times.

22/09/19 8:01:18

"Dave, I think the marshmallow is done now."

15/06/19 12:14:37

"I always knew I'd find something amazing with that metal detector someday."

23/11/18 8:33:03

22/07/18 20:35:34

20/08/17 9:24:11

"This wouldn't be happening if you ate healthier & exorcised more often."

27/01/17 20:03:51

Looney Tombs

02/12/16 20:05:42

Gisele was not above taking a value meal as a form of payment.

12/11/16 20:02:29

"They aren't from the same litter. They're step brothers."

"Release the Quacken!"

14/06/16 22:02:27

Is that you Jonathan Ross? --Darthey Bussell

"And they're off!"

25/12/15 20:02:43

Cart Blanche

15/03/20 12:02:06

Rear Admirals pay extra.

29/01/20 20:07:52

14/11/19 8:03:34

"I'm getting too old for this shit."

27/05/19 12:06:48

PeaGA Tour

26/05/19 12:07:26

Bone Appétit

25/02/19 8:07:59

"No more rooms available. We're all booked up."

21/10/18 20:24:36

"I'll have you know, I'm actually very careful inside most China shops."

11/08/18 8:02:23

Once again, Phil found himself down in the dumps.

31/03/15 22:14:03

"For fuck's sake, Charlie, is this your first time ever using dental floss?"

23/11/13 20:15:05

"Would you mind telling Jacob to move his ladder for Christ's sake?"

22/01/13 20:05:12

Home of the Brave

21/01/13 20:03:28

♫ Swamp Thing, you make my heart sing. ♫

31/10/12 20:03:31

Wreckreational Vehicles

21/07/12 20:11:18

Charlotte's Website

21/06/12 20:00:17

The Parked Knight

02/02/20 12:04:43

A new bench mark has been set.

20/01/20 8:10:06

"Do you serve any homework here?"

08/01/20 20:21:53

"I'd rather play Mouse Trap actually."

07/06/19 8:03:04

Johnny Trash

18/04/19 8:00:34

Meanwhile, the man in the tortoise mask was slowly catching up.

30/10/18 8:22:02

"Sew what?"

02/10/18 20:11:28

Jerry loved showing off his Purrsian rug.

19/09/18 8:01:09

"There you are. Professor Schrödinger has been looking for you."

30/08/18 20:28:14

"Let's go to Luigi's Taco Shack instead."

25/02/18 13:58:27

"I came first. Any more stupid questions?"

The Bark Knight

30/01/18 13:32:27

Parkolepsy

26/07/16 8:03:53

21/11/15 20:03:41

Yes, why did you cross the road? --Lucky Elperro

"Does he like knuckle sandwiches?"

28/06/15 12:31:47

Cecil was clearly unaware of the gravity of the situation.

18/05/14 13:03:12

Baited Breath

09/03/13 20:00:22

"Quick! Somebody call an ostrich negotiator!"

05/02/13 8:00:52

03/02/13 20:13:23

04/10/12 12:02:37

12/07/12 20:00:30

07/06/12 20:04:52

08/05/12 11:01:16

"Curses! Coiled again!"

09/08/14 20:01:40

Vertigoat

08/08/14 20:04:10

He's not really happy. It's just a phony smile.

16/01/14 20:01:53

Inglorious Bass Turds

22/12/13 8:21:14

Til Death Row Do Us Part

31/08/13 20:55:42

That's one way to break the ice, I suppose.

23/06/13 8:24:28

I thought I saw a crack. --Chris Brooks

She'd discover too late that scissors don't beat Rocky mountains.

11/06/13 20:03:53

"There was this one time, at band camp..."

20/05/13 8:00:25

On their way to Camel Lot.

16/05/13 12:05:12

The Great Pictaker

05/05/13 20:28:41

"Mrs. Beckham, your table is ready."

10/11/12 20:00:38

"It says here that all the servers are currently out of order."

30/10/12 12:39:54

Another One Fights The Dust

22/04/11 13:00:58

"I can't have too much, otherwise it goes right through me."

09/11/19 12:24:57

"You really should wash where you're going."

29/06/19 20:03:37

23/04/19 8:17:17

22/04/19 20:00:34

04/06/18 8:02:41

22/10/17 20:12:22

"Pasta la vista, baby."

19/05/17 8:02:24

"Alright, dear, I give up. Where are the bloody instructions for this hammock?"

06/09/16 20:05:24

Never mind the ball-licks.

05/09/16 20:13:56

"I felt a great disturbance in my shorts."

16/05/16 20:13:19

Whiskers In The Jar

16/02/16 20:33:57

Oh! --Welsh Rarebit

"Good to see that this division is well stocked with bombshells."

14/02/15 20:04:53

This little piggy went to market.

13/05/19 20:00:43

Phona Lisa

24/06/17 12:05:48

Handymon

07/05/17 8:30:46

Funny! --Adrian C

Animal Husbandry

05/12/16 20:03:14

Mavis would be seeing red when she did her laundry later on.

14/05/16 20:08:40

Breakfast At Pontiffany's

26/03/15 20:42:05

"Nope, doesn't look like you're trying to overcompensate for anything at all, Mr. Heston."

06/10/14 20:17:12

The Empire Strips Back

03/08/14 20:15:50

Of Mice & Menthols

07/04/14 20:14:20

I remember about the rats, George. --Joe D

Max Headgroom

27/02/14 8:17:02

"Pardon me, waiter, there appears to be a hare on my carrot."

21/06/13 20:09:14

Owned & operated by Afghani Stan.

04/06/13 8:05:58

"Quick, Robin, to the Bathmobile!"

02/06/13 20:02:51

Dock Martens

04/04/13 20:04:40

Call of Duty

31/01/13 20:00:17

"Why is everybody so fascinated with my toes?"

26/12/12 8:09:01

Piggy Bank

04/12/12 8:08:44

When nature calls.

15/11/12 20:06:52

"Hello, you have reached Frosted Flakes customer support. This is Tony speaking. How may I help you today?"

15/11/12 20:00:33

The Skating of Pelham 123

12/11/12 20:04:38

Shiitake Happens

13/03/12 11:15:37

Focus Pocus

27/02/12 20:07:23

"One day, my son, all of this will be yours."

28/12/11 20:03:37

Smells like quarantine spirit

21/03/20 13:43:38

Schrödinger's bath

07/01/20 20:05:06

"That's a Super Position." --Crunchy Chords

Tweedle Dum & Dumber

30/10/19 12:09:10

Just Chew It

26/10/19 8:00:59

He puts the camp in Boot Camp.

17/09/19 12:14:21

"Nobody puts Granny in a corner."

The Lion Kink

19/08/19 8:01:10

12/08/19 12:06:45

"Now I've had the time of my life!" --Crunchy Chords

#SheepToo

22/06/19 8:03:10

The chemistry between them was undeniable.

20/06/19 8:06:34

The time when Santa Claus filled in for Batman was confusing as hell.

01/05/19 20:10:33

"Methinks thou protest too much."

27/04/19 20:23:17

Isn't it ''dost protest too much''? --Dave Bryan

Stickmata

08/01/19 8:01:47

"It's enlightenmint flavored."

20/12/18 12:37:24

Certs, with Retzen. --Scrappy Doo

"Just a little off the topiary please."

17/10/18 8:01:18

Jimmy Chews

03/09/18 8:04:37

"How the bloody hell did you manage to adopt a Cerberus?"

16/11/16 8:01:24

He likes playing fetch with Styx. --Glad You Remember

"That's a relief. You had me worried when you started talking about your pink stool."

28/07/16 8:03:47

Evan always seemed to be full of himself.

27/02/16 20:04:00

"Tell Medusa to come in here & clean this mess up. Her hair is clogging up the drain again."

01/02/16 20:55:49

Poor Medusa can't even get lucky on blind dates.

16/10/15 8:07:16

Volks-wagging

08/10/15 20:02:51

Marlin & Me

23/07/14 20:04:25

Caddysnack

22/06/14 20:02:01

"So, the plot chickens."

06/06/14 20:28:36

"The Weather Girls' prophecy is true!"

05/06/14 20:00:33

"Looks like the areolas are coming in nicely."

05/04/14 20:30:43

"Freeze!"

29/01/14 8:09:43

Coparazzi

25/11/13 21:08:42

"You know, maybe I wouldn't have dropped it if I didn't have these bloody holes in my hands!"

12/05/13 20:02:57

"Man, my ass looks great! Good thing I've been watching my figure."

29/04/13 20:17:26

Primating

22/04/13 20:00:53

What happens in Disney World stays in Disney World.

20/03/13 12:59:09

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29/01/13 8:02:57