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Hercules Rockefeller
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28/06/14 20:01:15 |
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The Full Monty Python? --Cath Jones
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"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk." 01/07/19 12:03:05 |
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23/01/14 20:10:29 |
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Very good! You've got a flare for this sort of caption --Zac Kramer
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14/03/19 8:07:51 |
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I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush. --stone face
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08/01/19 20:31:23 |
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He'd always been a bit unstable. --Karyn Harrison
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05/02/19 20:04:15 |
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"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon." 09/10/17 20:06:30 |
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"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory." 07/02/14 8:08:16 |
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And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida. 01/09/13 8:22:08 |
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They say Hawking is so clever he'll pick anything up straightaway. I dropped a sheaf of papers, nothing. --Michael Monkhouse
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04/01/13 12:07:43 |
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." 10/10/12 8:23:25 |
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11/05/20 8:00:26 |
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Modern day Don key-xote. --Willie Johnson
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Monty Python and the Holy Snail 20/04/20 12:00:47 |
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20/10/19 8:25:39 |
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Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school. 22/05/19 20:04:13 |
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25/01/19 8:24:10 |
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"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25 |
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"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 20:12:23 |
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02/02/13 20:15:25 |
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"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?" 02/10/12 20:12:26 |
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12/01/12 20:31:21 |
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05/01/12 11:01:11 |
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"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from." 11/07/14 20:00:21 |
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This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo! --Michael Winner
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"You know, I still don't think he's done yet." 01/04/14 20:00:57 |
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13/08/13 20:05:47 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall. 16/06/13 20:23:01 |
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Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder 24/04/13 8:02:06 |
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07/12/12 20:04:25 |
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13/05/12 20:08:09 |
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09/05/20 20:03:57 |
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And 50 shades of NAY. --Willie Johnson
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"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 20:04:17 |
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07/07/15 20:06:31 |
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"Here, Mr. Gulliver, I found your shuttlecock." 12/03/19 12:02:52 |
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08/03/19 20:02:24 |
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"This must be how my parakeet feels." 20/01/19 20:05:39 |
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Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program. 11/07/18 20:34:37 |
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Their relationship was off to a Rocky start. 10/03/14 20:02:37 |
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30/09/13 8:15:50 |
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"We should've got him a Toy Yoda instead." 23/11/12 20:20:16 |
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"To boldly go where snowman has gone before." 17/11/12 20:04:40 |
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25/03/12 11:01:08 |
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09/08/14 8:01:52 |
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Bailey appeared to be suffering from Shih Tzuphrenia. 18/07/13 20:08:14 |
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LOL --Martin Veith
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23/05/13 20:01:24 |
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Davy Jones' Knockers ? --Smuldo
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19/12/12 20:06:06 |
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"You are the wind beneath my wings." 02/07/12 20:11:29 |
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It was the worst mugging the cop had ever seen. 15/11/11 20:33:56 |
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27/06/20 8:29:31 |
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She should be good at a blow job with her stiff upper lip. --Flo .
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"Did anybody order some horse-d'oeuvres?" 22/06/20 20:05:44 |
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11/03/20 12:06:30 |
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Superman still wasn't quite as quick as the flash. 30/09/19 8:04:18 |
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Yes, but he's still a Nikon. --Willie Johnson
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Little dogs can be so kneady at times. 22/09/19 8:01:18 |
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"Dave, I think the marshmallow is done now." 15/06/19 12:14:37 |
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"I always knew I'd find something amazing with that metal detector someday." 23/11/18 8:33:03 |
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22/07/18 20:35:34 |
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20/08/17 9:24:11 |
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"This wouldn't be happening if you ate healthier & exorcised more often." 27/01/17 20:03:51 |
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02/12/16 20:05:42 |
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Gisele was not above taking a value meal as a form of payment. 12/11/16 20:02:29 |
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14/06/16 22:02:27 |
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Is that you Jonathan Ross? --Darthey Bussell
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"They aren't from the same litter. They're step brothers." 14/11/19 8:03:34 |
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"I'm getting too old for this shit." 27/05/19 12:06:48 |
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"No more rooms available. We're all booked up." 21/10/18 20:24:36 |
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"I'll have you know, I'm actually very careful inside most China shops." 11/08/18 8:02:23 |
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Once again, Phil found himself down in the dumps. 31/03/15 22:14:03 |
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"For fuck's sake, Charlie, is this your first time ever using dental floss?" 23/11/13 20:15:05 |
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"Would you mind telling Jacob to move his ladder for Christ's sake?" 22/01/13 20:05:12 |
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♫ Swamp Thing, you make my heart sing. ♫ 31/10/12 20:03:31 |
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"Stop repeating everything I say!" 14/04/20 8:03:54 |
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02/02/20 12:04:43 |
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A new bench mark has been set. 20/01/20 8:10:06 |
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"Do you serve any homework here?" 08/01/20 20:21:53 |
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"I'd rather play Mouse Trap actually." 07/06/19 8:03:04 |
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Meanwhile, the man in the tortoise mask was slowly catching up. 30/10/18 8:22:02 |
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02/10/18 20:11:28 |
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Jerry loved showing off his Purrsian rug. 19/09/18 8:01:09 |
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"There you are. Professor Schrödinger has been looking for you." 30/08/18 20:28:14 |
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"Let's go to Luigi's Taco Shack instead." 25/02/18 13:58:27 |
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"I came first. Any more stupid questions?" 21/11/15 20:03:41 |
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Yes, why did you cross the road? --Lucky Elperro
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"Does he like knuckle sandwiches?" 28/06/15 12:31:47 |
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Cecil was clearly unaware of the gravity of the situation. 18/05/14 13:03:12 |
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09/03/13 20:00:22 |
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"Quick! Somebody call an ostrich negotiator!" 05/02/13 8:00:52 |
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09/08/14 20:01:40 |
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He's not really happy. It's just a phony smile. 16/01/14 20:01:53 |
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That's one way to break the ice, I suppose. 23/06/13 8:24:28 |
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I thought I saw a crack. --Chris Brooks
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She'd discover too late that scissors don't beat Rocky mountains. 11/06/13 20:03:53 |
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"There was this one time, at band camp..." 20/05/13 8:00:25 |
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"Mrs. Beckham, your table is ready." 10/11/12 20:00:38 |
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"It says here that all the servers are currently out of order." 30/10/12 12:39:54 |
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22/04/11 13:00:58 |
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28/06/20 12:04:02 |
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Even cats stub their toes once in a while. 14/06/20 8:05:14 |
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"She's right behind me again, isn't she?" 08/05/20 20:05:06 |
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She likes it from behind. --Woofer 6
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"I can't have too much, otherwise it goes right through me." 09/11/19 12:24:57 |
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"You really should wash where you're going." 29/06/19 20:03:37 |
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"Alright, dear, I give up. Where are the bloody instructions for this hammock?" 06/09/16 20:05:24 |
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"I felt a great disturbance in my shorts." 16/05/16 20:13:19 |
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16/02/16 20:33:57 |
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Oh! --Welsh Rarebit
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"Good to see that this division is well stocked with bombshells." 14/02/15 20:04:53 |
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21/05/20 8:03:06 |
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Yeah a Clap Trap. --Woofer 6
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"That's what their knees look like? Doesn't seem all that cool to me." 28/04/20 20:04:17 |
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This little piggy went to market. 13/05/19 20:00:43 |
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24/06/17 12:05:48 |
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07/05/17 8:30:46 |
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Funny! --Adrian C
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05/12/16 20:03:14 |
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Mavis would be seeing red when she did her laundry later on. 14/05/16 20:08:40 |
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26/03/15 20:42:05 |
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"Nope, doesn't look like you're trying to overcompensate for anything at all, Mr. Heston." 06/10/14 20:17:12 |
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07/04/14 20:14:20 |
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I remember about the rats, George. --Joe D
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"Pardon me, waiter, there appears to be a hare on my carrot." 21/06/13 20:09:14 |
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Owned & operated by Afghani Stan. 04/06/13 8:05:58 |
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"Quick, Robin, to the Bathmobile!" 02/06/13 20:02:51 |
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"Why is everybody so fascinated with my toes?" 26/12/12 8:09:01 |
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"One day, my son, all of this will be yours." 28/12/11 20:03:37 |
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The 4 Hoarsemen finally decide to make an appearance. 16/04/20 8:04:36 |
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"That's a Super Position." --Crunchy Chords
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He puts the camp in Boot Camp. 17/09/19 12:14:21 |
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"Nobody puts Granny in a corner." 12/08/19 12:06:45 |
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"Now I've had the time of my life!" --Crunchy Chords
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The chemistry between them was undeniable. 20/06/19 8:06:34 |
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The time when Santa Claus filled in for Batman was confusing as hell. 01/05/19 20:10:33 |
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"Methinks thou protest too much." 27/04/19 20:23:17 |
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Isn't it ''dost protest too much''? --Dave Bryan
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"It's enlightenmint flavored." 20/12/18 12:37:24 |
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Certs, with Retzen. --Scrappy Doo
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"Just a little off the topiary please." 17/10/18 8:01:18 |
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"How the bloody hell did you manage to adopt a Cerberus?" 16/11/16 8:01:24 |
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He likes playing fetch with Styx. --Glad You Remember
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"That's a relief. You had me worried when you started talking about your pink stool." 28/07/16 8:03:47 |
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Evan always seemed to be full of himself. 27/02/16 20:04:00 |
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"Tell Medusa to come in here & clean this mess up. Her hair is clogging up the drain again." 01/02/16 20:55:49 |
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Poor Medusa can't even get lucky on blind dates. 16/10/15 8:07:16 |
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"The Weather Girls' prophecy is true!" 05/06/14 20:00:33 |
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"Looks like the areolas are coming in nicely." 05/04/14 20:30:43 |
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"You know, maybe I wouldn't have dropped it if I didn't have these bloody holes in my hands!" 12/05/13 20:02:57 |
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"Man, my ass looks great! Good thing I've been watching my figure." 29/04/13 20:17:26 |
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22/04/13 20:00:53 |
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What happens in Disney World stays in Disney World. 20/03/13 12:59:09 |
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For all of your stealth & fitness needs. 29/01/13 8:02:57 |
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"Hello. I'm from the Church of Ladder-day Saints." 25/01/13 20:16:16 |
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"Well, we may be up ship's creek, but at least we have a pedal." 11/08/11 11:18:26 |
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10/03/11 15:08:12 |
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"Don't worry, guys, I won't let some rowdy protesters tear you down." Wed 12:29:17 |
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And now he's playing with his own ot sausage.
1:39pm
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Before Ted took over they were Luke's Warm Sausages. [Hercules Rockefeller]
Yeah a Clap Trap.
4:32pm
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"It's a trap!" [Hercules Rockefeller]
All that clapping's nackered him.
9:44am
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Lazy Boy [Hercules Rockefeller]
No I'm a Monkey BIKE rider.
12:50pm
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"At least you're not on my back." [Hercules Rockefeller]
We know we keep being told.
9:55am
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"My eyes are up here." [Hercules Rockefeller]
She should be good at a blow job with her stiff upper lip.
9:24am
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Breakfast at Stiffany's [Hercules Rockefeller]
He is seeing spots.
9:59am
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"See, Spot, what did I tell you about staring directly into the sun?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
Why? Is it 5 o'clock somewhere?
2:36pm
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"Does it say which way to Margaritaville?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
Croco-while.
12:46pm
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"Actually, I will not be seeing you later as I plan on leaving Florida for a while." [Hercules Rockefeller]
It was genetics or luck of the draw.
1:38pm
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Sara had a way of drawing attention to herself. [Hercules Rockefeller]