Hercules Rockefeller
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caption quota: 42
caption votes given since joining: 55,833
comment quota: 9
comment votes given since joining: 162
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28/06/14 20:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week.
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20/05/23 8:01:40 |
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♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪ 05/03/23 8:01:12 |
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Nice one!
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27/03/13 12:00:30 |
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The Full Monty Python?
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"Damn waiter messed my order up. I deliberately ordered a club sandwich." 27/03/23 8:05:27 |
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"Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish." 17/04/21 12:05:16 |
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28/03/21 12:01:21 |
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Hercules. Missed the vote on your caption. Can safely say it’s one of the funniest captions, and now one of favourites. I’m still chuckling now! Xxxx 🤣😂😆
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"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk." 01/07/19 12:03:05 |
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23/01/14 20:10:29 |
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Very good! You've got a flare for this sort of caption
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink. 22/11/22 8:01:11 |
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07/05/21 20:05:54 |
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14/03/19 8:07:51 |
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I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush.
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08/01/19 20:31:23 |
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He'd always been a bit unstable.
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21/08/18 8:03:52 |
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25/09/14 20:13:32 |
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06/11/22 8:02:57 |
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11/10/22 8:09:05 |
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06/04/21 8:11:29 |
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05/02/19 20:04:15 |
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"It says: Verify you are human. Crap! How did they know?" 22/04/23 8:01:22 |
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06/01/23 8:01:30 |
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14/07/22 20:05:35 |
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"Quickly, check the cushions for some change. There's a toll booth coming up." 23/07/21 8:15:03 |
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That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing. 04/12/20 8:07:50 |
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09/08/20 8:01:25 |
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But not if you're a black cat.
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06/02/18 20:07:01 |
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"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon." 09/10/17 20:06:30 |
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"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory." 07/02/14 8:08:16 |
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And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida. 01/09/13 8:22:08 |
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They say Hawking is so clever he'll pick anything up straightaway. I dropped a sheaf of papers, nothing.
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04/01/13 12:07:43 |
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." 10/10/12 8:23:25 |
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24/03/23 8:01:25 |
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"Tell the firing squad I'm almost ready." 29/11/22 20:09:18 |
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"What? The weatherman said to dress for the mid 70's today." 22/04/21 20:09:13 |
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"Mind if I crash at your place?" 28/11/20 12:01:25 |
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"Knock yourself out."
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11/05/20 8:00:26 |
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Modern day Don key-xote.
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Monty Python and the Holy Snail 20/04/20 12:00:47 |
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20/10/19 8:25:39 |
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Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school. 22/05/19 20:04:13 |
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25/01/19 8:24:10 |
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07/04/15 20:02:31 |
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"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25 |
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"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 20:12:23 |
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02/02/13 20:15:25 |
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"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?" 02/10/12 20:12:26 |
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12/01/12 20:31:21 |
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05/01/12 11:01:11 |
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"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from." 11/07/14 20:00:21 |
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This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo!
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"You know, I still don't think he's done yet." 01/04/14 20:00:57 |
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13/08/13 20:05:47 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall. 16/06/13 20:23:01 |
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Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder 24/04/13 8:02:06 |
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07/12/12 20:04:25 |
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13/05/12 20:08:09 |
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"How did you manage to get such a realistic dog costume for your tarantula?" 20/04/23 20:05:58 |
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28/10/22 8:02:34 |
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20/10/22 8:01:21 |
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"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals." 20/01/21 12:07:55 |
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12/09/20 20:09:39 |
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16/08/20 8:03:06 |
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09/05/20 20:03:57 |
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And 50 shades of NAY.
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"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 20:04:17 |
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07/07/15 20:06:31 |
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11/05/23 20:42:25 |
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29/03/23 8:01:12 |
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Lee would later be accused of using performance enhancing dogs. 12/02/23 8:05:39 |
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01/10/22 8:22:35 |
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"Please stop that. You know how ticklish I am!" 10/09/22 20:03:13 |
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05/07/22 20:38:34 |
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"I hear their customer service really sucks." 08/01/22 8:07:03 |
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"Hey, David, I got that restraining order for a reason." 03/10/21 8:01:48 |
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"Yeah, it's called a Nature Reserve, now leave me alone""No!"
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"Do you think this corsage is a bit much?" 16/04/21 12:19:31 |
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"Here, Mr. Gulliver, I found your shuttlecock." 12/03/19 12:02:52 |
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08/03/19 20:02:24 |
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"This must be how my parakeet feels." 20/01/19 20:05:39 |
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Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program. 11/07/18 20:34:37 |
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Their relationship was off to a Rocky start. 10/03/14 20:02:37 |
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30/09/13 8:15:50 |
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"We should've got him a Toy Yoda instead." 23/11/12 20:20:16 |
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"To boldly go where snowman has gone before." 17/11/12 20:04:40 |
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25/03/12 11:01:08 |
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09/08/14 8:01:52 |
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Bailey appeared to be suffering from Shih Tzuphrenia. 18/07/13 20:08:14 |
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LOL
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23/05/13 20:01:24 |
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Davy Jones' Knockers ?
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19/12/12 20:06:06 |
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"You are the wind beneath my wings." 02/07/12 20:11:29 |
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It was the worst mugging the cop had ever seen. 15/11/11 20:33:56 |
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Sat 12:01:15 |
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The caption always goes down with the ship. 19/01/23 8:11:08 |
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"That's one small step for mannequin, one giant leap for mannequinkind." 26/03/22 8:02:18 |
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Janet instantly regretted entering the seedy part of town. 15/02/21 8:26:25 |
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After this experience, she never wanted to see a pecker again.
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"You wouldn't dare pluck a flower with glasses, would you?" 23/01/21 20:03:05 |
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No I wouldn't. I would use my hands.
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"Right, let's get this thing out of here. 3...2...1...LIFT!" 13/09/20 12:06:18 |
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"That was fantastic, darling. Do you accept plastic?" 21/07/20 20:03:07 |
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27/06/20 8:29:31 |
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She should be good at a blow job with her stiff upper lip.
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"Did anybody order some horse-d'oeuvres?" 22/06/20 20:05:44 |
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11/03/20 12:06:30 |
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Superman still wasn't quite as quick as the flash. 30/09/19 8:04:18 |
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Yes, but he's still a Nikon.
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Little dogs can be so kneady at times. 22/09/19 8:01:18 |
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"Dave, I think the marshmallow is done now." 15/06/19 12:14:37 |
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They've been dropped in It.
1:38pm
comment on caption:
"We all float down here." [Hercules Rockefeller]
It's a timey-mimey thing.
8:10pm
comment on caption:
"Only Dr. Who can save us now." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Nice one!
8:12am
comment on caption:
♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪ [Hercules Rockefeller]
I hate it when that happens.
7:21pm
comment on caption:
"Honestly, officer, that median came out of nowhere." [Hercules Rockefeller]
That’s an offer you can’t refuse…
12:39pm
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"If you want, I could always relocate it to the kitchen so you can sleep with the dishes." [Hercules Rockefeller]
ヽ(•‿•)ノ
9:25pm
comment on caption:
Brokeback Soda Fountain [Hercules Rockefeller]
"Please, since we got married you've kept me confined in the cellar and it's been how many years now? A sandwich is all I ask!"
6:32pm
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"Oh, you want me to make you a sandwich? Fine. Here's one made of knuckles." [Hercules Rockefeller]
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
1:01am
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Dave's marriage was already off to a Rocky start. [Hercules Rockefeller]
"tebahpla"
8:09am
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"I'm gonna need you to get out of the car and recite the alphabet backwards for me, okay?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
I think you meant "em rof sdrawkcab tebahpla eht" James.
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11:47pm
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"I'm gonna need you to get out of the car and recite the alphabet backwards for me, okay?" [Hercules Rockefeller]