lol x4 creative x3

The Wizard of Lbs

28/06/14 20:01:15

Del Monte Python

27/03/13 12:00:30

creative x2

"Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish."

17/04/21 12:05:16

lol x2

"You're home early."

28/03/21 12:01:21

lol

"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk."

01/07/19 12:03:05

lol x2

"Halt! Who glows there?"

23/01/14 20:10:29

clever

Bone Voyage

07/05/21 20:05:54

The Bird Watching Society was initially disappointed at the lack of owls. Then they spotted the tits.

14/03/19 8:07:51

Funny Farm

08/01/19 20:31:23

"Are we there, Yeti?"

21/08/18 8:03:52

A Nice Chair On Elm Street

25/09/14 20:13:32

Frosty the Showman

06/04/21 8:11:29

Jack off all trades

05/02/19 20:04:15

Best in Snow

14/07/22 20:05:35

"Quickly, check the cushions for some change. There's a toll booth coming up."

23/07/21 8:15:03

That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing.

04/12/20 8:07:50

Nine Lives Matter

09/08/20 8:01:25

Cheepskate

06/02/18 20:07:01

clever

"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon."

09/10/17 20:06:30

creative

"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory."

07/02/14 8:08:16

And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida.

01/09/13 8:22:08

lol

Another One Bikes The Dust

04/01/13 12:07:43

"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA."

10/10/12 8:23:25

"What? The weatherman said to dress for the mid 70's today."

22/04/21 20:09:13

"Mind if I crash at your place?"

28/11/20 12:01:25

Full Metal Jackass

11/05/20 8:00:26

Monty Python and the Holy Snail

20/04/20 12:00:47

20,000 Leaks Under the Sea

20/10/19 8:25:39

Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school.

22/05/19 20:04:13

Bone Voyage

25/01/19 8:24:10

Ebunny & Ivory

07/04/15 20:02:31

"I had fun once. It was awful."

22/02/14 20:26:25

"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!"

21/07/13 20:12:23

A resting Officer.

02/02/13 20:15:25

"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?"

02/10/12 20:12:26

"I came, I saw, I Concorde."

12/01/12 20:31:21

Catch Her In The Rye

05/01/12 11:01:11

"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from."

11/07/14 20:00:21

creative

"You know, I still don't think he's done yet."

01/04/14 20:00:57

creative

Craving Ryan's Privates

13/08/13 20:05:47

Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall.

16/06/13 20:23:01

Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder

24/04/13 8:02:06

The Great Barrier Roof

07/12/12 20:04:25

Berried Alive

13/05/12 20:08:09

"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals."

20/01/21 12:07:55

Crop top

12/09/20 20:09:39

creative

Peeky Blinders

16/08/20 8:03:06

50 Shades of Neigh

09/05/20 20:03:57

lol

"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!"

01/08/15 20:04:17

"Not now, Thing!"

07/07/15 20:06:31

Looks more like a Christler.

05/07/22 20:38:34

"I hear their customer service really sucks."

08/01/22 8:07:03

"Hey, David, I got that restraining order for a reason."

03/10/21 8:01:48

lol

"Do you think this corsage is a bit much?"

16/04/21 12:19:31

"Here, Mr. Gulliver, I found your shuttlecock."

12/03/19 12:02:52

clever

Paper beats rock

08/03/19 20:02:24

clever

"This must be how my parakeet feels."

20/01/19 20:05:39

Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program.

11/07/18 20:34:37

Their relationship was off to a Rocky start.

10/03/14 20:02:37

Muscle Sprouts

30/09/13 8:15:50

"We should've got him a Toy Yoda instead."

23/11/12 20:20:16

"To boldly go where snowman has gone before."

17/11/12 20:04:40

"Why so cirrus?"

25/03/12 11:01:08

Hal has frozen over.

09/08/14 8:01:52

Bailey appeared to be suffering from Shih Tzuphrenia.

18/07/13 20:08:14

Davy Jones' Knockers

23/05/13 20:01:24

Afronaut

19/12/12 20:06:06

"You are the wind beneath my wings."

02/07/12 20:11:29

It was the worst mugging the cop had ever seen.

15/11/11 20:33:56

"That's one small step for mannequin, one giant leap for mannequinkind."

26/03/22 8:02:18

Janet instantly regretted entering the seedy part of town.

15/02/21 8:26:25

"You wouldn't dare pluck a flower with glasses, would you?"

23/01/21 20:03:05

"Right, let's get this thing out of here. 3...2...1...LIFT!"

13/09/20 12:06:18

"That was fantastic, darling. Do you accept plastic?"

21/07/20 20:03:07

Breakfast at Stiffany's

27/06/20 8:29:31

creative

"Did anybody order some horse-d'oeuvres?"

22/06/20 20:05:44

lol

Chimp My Ride

11/03/20 12:06:30

creative

Superman still wasn't quite as quick as the flash.

30/09/19 8:04:18

Little dogs can be so kneady at times.

22/09/19 8:01:18

"Dave, I think the marshmallow is done now."

15/06/19 12:14:37

"I always knew I'd find something amazing with that metal detector someday."

23/11/18 8:33:03

clever

Harley, David's son

22/07/18 20:35:34

Sky scraper

20/08/17 9:24:11

clever

"This wouldn't be happening if you ate healthier & exorcised more often."

27/01/17 20:03:51

Looney Tombs

02/12/16 20:05:42

lol

Gisele was not above taking a value meal as a form of payment.

12/11/16 20:02:29

lol

"Release the Quacken!"

14/06/16 22:02:27

"And they're off!"

25/12/15 20:02:43

Swan Fake

15/01/22 8:34:45

lol

"Ugh! Do all apples taste this bad?"

05/08/21 8:12:05

"The name's Bond. Vaga Bond."

11/02/21 20:05:29

Dave had no idea where he'd beheaded next.

22/01/21 20:19:57

"You wouldn't believe the things we experienced in that closet."

18/10/20 12:01:56

Samsung & Delilah

06/10/20 20:02:05

Cart Blanche

15/03/20 12:02:06

Rear Admirals pay extra.

29/01/20 20:07:52

"They aren't from the same litter. They're step brothers."

14/11/19 8:03:34

clever

"I'm getting too old for this shit."

27/05/19 12:06:48

PeaGA Tour

26/05/19 12:07:26

Bone Appétit

25/02/19 8:07:59