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clever

Joka-Cola

07/04/24 8:04:17

lol x4 creative x3

The Wizard of Lbs

28/06/14 20:01:15

Timba

20/05/23 8:01:40

♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪

05/03/23 8:01:12

"Take a seat. The Doctor will see you shortly."

10/11/23 12:06:48

Del Monte Python

27/03/13 12:00:30

lol

"Damn waiter messed my order up. I deliberately ordered a club sandwich."

27/03/23 8:05:27

creative x2

"Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish."

17/04/21 12:05:16

Mocking bird

17/11/23 12:03:40

lol x2

"You're home early."

28/03/21 12:01:21

Telehubby

Tue 12:03:29

clever

All the Presidents Ken

30/03/24 8:04:24

clever

"You know, Doc, I was a bit worried when you started mentioning something about atrophy."

11/03/24 8:06:42

lol

"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk."

01/07/19 12:03:05

lol x2

"Halt! Who glows there?"

23/01/14 20:10:29

Cleanliness is next to dogliness.

01/06/24 8:01:34

Babar was now enjoying his new life thanks to the witness protection program.

01/02/24 8:01:18

"Aren't you boiling in those suits?"

09/10/23 20:04:53

Whatever floats your goats.

20/06/23 12:01:34

clever x2

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink.

22/11/22 8:01:11

clever

Bone Voyage

07/05/21 20:05:54

The Bird Watching Society was initially disappointed at the lack of owls. Then they spotted the tits.

14/03/19 8:07:51

Funny Farm

08/01/19 20:31:23

"Are we there, Yeti?"

21/08/18 8:03:52

A Nice Chair On Elm Street

25/09/14 20:13:32

Wig Trouble in Little China

25/12/23 8:02:06

Memory bank

06/11/22 8:02:57

"Gotta admit, you had me feeling a little paranoid when you said you were gonna take me out earlier."

11/10/22 8:09:05

Frosty the Showman

06/04/21 8:11:29

Jack off all trades

05/02/19 20:04:15

"What's the matter? You look like you got a latte on your mind."

27/03/24 8:15:35

lol

"Not now, dear. I'm trying to hibernate."

13/12/23 20:02:29

Ale Order Bride

29/10/23 8:12:38

Fucumulus

26/09/23 8:01:10

"It says: Verify you are human. Crap! How did they know?"

22/04/23 8:01:22

Farmed Forces

06/01/23 8:01:30

Best in Snow

14/07/22 20:05:35

"Quickly, check the cushions for some change. There's a toll booth coming up."

23/07/21 8:15:03

That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing.

04/12/20 8:07:50

Nine Lives Matter

09/08/20 8:01:25

Cheepskate

06/02/18 20:07:01

clever

"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon."

09/10/17 20:06:30

creative

"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory."

07/02/14 8:08:16

And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida.

01/09/13 8:22:08

lol

Another One Bikes The Dust

04/01/13 12:07:43

"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA."

10/10/12 8:23:25

Mombrero

08/07/24 20:01:18

The Jungle Rook

22/12/23 21:09:42

Meals on Heels

29/06/23 8:07:16

Shark and Ride

24/03/23 8:01:25

"Tell the firing squad I'm almost ready."

29/11/22 20:09:18

"What? The weatherman said to dress for the mid 70's today."

22/04/21 20:09:13

"Mind if I crash at your place?"

28/11/20 12:01:25

Full Metal Jackass

11/05/20 8:00:26

Monty Python and the Holy Snail

20/04/20 12:00:47

20,000 Leaks Under the Sea

20/10/19 8:25:39

Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school.

22/05/19 20:04:13

Bone Voyage

25/01/19 8:24:10

Ebunny & Ivory

07/04/15 20:02:31

"I had fun once. It was awful."

22/02/14 20:26:25

"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!"

21/07/13 20:12:23

A resting Officer.

02/02/13 20:15:25

"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?"

02/10/12 20:12:26

"I came, I saw, I Concorde."

12/01/12 20:31:21

Catch Her In The Rye

05/01/12 11:01:11

"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from."

11/07/14 20:00:21

creative

"You know, I still don't think he's done yet."

01/04/14 20:00:57

creative

Craving Ryan's Privates

13/08/13 20:05:47

Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall.

16/06/13 20:23:01

Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder

24/04/13 8:02:06

The Great Barrier Roof

07/12/12 20:04:25

Berried Alive

13/05/12 20:08:09

clever

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit."

31/05/24 20:02:34

Gullp

12/04/24 8:01:18

Ranch dressing

13/02/24 20:04:01

Landroid

13/11/23 12:01:59

"Drinks are on the spouse."

26/08/23 8:01:53

"How did you manage to get such a realistic dog costume for your tarantula?"

20/04/23 20:05:58

The Crying Game

28/10/22 8:02:34

Lawn of the Dead

20/10/22 8:01:21

"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals."

20/01/21 12:07:55

Crop top

12/09/20 20:09:39

creative

Peeky Blinders

16/08/20 8:03:06

50 Shades of Neigh

09/05/20 20:03:57

lol

"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!"

01/08/15 20:04:17

"Not now, Thing!"

07/07/15 20:06:31

Bratapult

19/01/24 8:01:28

Drill sergeant

02/11/23 8:10:21

Batador

22/10/23 8:00:26

"If that doesn't kill the lice, then nothing will."

20/09/23 8:04:56

The Fast Supper

08/07/23 8:55:22

Ripe Guard

11/05/23 20:42:25

Talk Like an Egyptian

29/03/23 8:01:12

Lee would later be accused of using performance enhancing dogs.

12/02/23 8:05:39

"You're gonna have to hold still if you want me to correctly administer this Heimlich maneuver, Dave."

01/10/22 8:22:35

"Please stop that. You know how ticklish I am!"

10/09/22 20:03:13

Looks more like a Christler.

05/07/22 20:38:34

"I hear their customer service really sucks."

08/01/22 8:07:03

"Hey, David, I got that restraining order for a reason."

03/10/21 8:01:48

lol

"Do you think this corsage is a bit much?"

16/04/21 12:19:31