lol x4 creative x3

The Wizard of Lbs

28/06/14 20:01:15

Del Monte Python

27/03/13 12:00:30

lol x2

"Halt! Who glows there?"

23/01/14 20:10:29

The Bird Watching Society was initially disappointed at the lack of owls. Then they spotted the tits.

14/03/19 8:07:51

Funny Farm

08/01/19 20:31:23

"Are we there, Yeti?"

21/08/18 8:03:52

A Nice Chair On Elm Street

25/09/14 20:13:32

Jack off all trades

05/02/19 20:04:15

Cheepskate

06/02/18 20:07:01

clever

"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon."

09/10/17 20:06:30

creative

"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory."

07/02/14 8:08:16

And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida.

01/09/13 8:22:08

lol

Another One Bikes The Dust

04/01/13 12:07:43

"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA."

10/10/12 8:23:25

Bone Voyage

25/01/19 8:24:10

Ebunny & Ivory

07/04/15 20:02:31

"I had fun once. It was awful."

22/02/14 20:26:25

"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!"

21/07/13 20:12:23

A resting Officer.

02/02/13 20:15:25

"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?"

02/10/12 20:12:26

"I came, I saw, I Concorde."

12/01/12 20:31:21

Catch Her In The Rye

05/01/12 11:01:11

"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from."

11/07/14 20:00:21

creative

"You know, I still don't think he's done yet."

01/04/14 20:00:57

creative

Craving Ryan's Privates

13/08/13 20:05:47

Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall.

16/06/13 20:23:01

Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder

24/04/13 8:02:06

The Great Barrier Roof

07/12/12 20:04:25

Berried Alive

13/05/12 20:08:09

lol

"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!"

01/08/15 20:04:17

"Not now, Thing!"

07/07/15 20:06:31

"Here, Mr. Gulliver, I found your shuttlecock."

12/03/19 12:02:52

clever

Paper beats rock

08/03/19 20:02:24

clever

"This must be how my parakeet feels."

20/01/19 20:05:39

Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program.

11/07/18 20:34:37

Their relationship was off to a Rocky start.

10/03/14 20:02:37

Muscle Sprouts

30/09/13 8:15:50

"We should've got him a Toy Yoda instead."

23/11/12 20:20:16

"To boldly go where snowman has gone before."

17/11/12 20:04:40

"Why so cirrus?"

25/03/12 11:01:08

Hal has frozen over.

09/08/14 8:01:52

Bailey appeared to be suffering from Shih Tzuphrenia.

18/07/13 20:08:14

Davy Jones' Knockers

23/05/13 20:01:24

Afronaut

19/12/12 20:06:06

"You are the wind beneath my wings."

02/07/12 20:11:29

It was the worst mugging the cop had ever seen.

15/11/11 20:33:56

"I always knew I'd find something amazing with that metal detector someday."

23/11/18 8:33:03

clever

Harley, David's son

22/07/18 20:35:34

Sky scraper

20/08/17 9:24:11

clever

"This wouldn't be happening if you ate healthier & exorcised more often."

27/01/17 20:03:51

Looney Tombs

02/12/16 20:05:42

lol

Gisele was not above taking a value meal as a form of payment.

12/11/16 20:02:29

lol

"Release the Quacken!"

14/06/16 22:02:27

"And they're off!"

25/12/15 20:02:43

Bone Appétit

25/02/19 8:07:59

"No more rooms available. We're all booked up."

21/10/18 20:24:36

"I'll have you know, I'm actually very careful inside most China shops."

11/08/18 8:02:23

Once again, Phil found himself down in the dumps.

31/03/15 22:14:03

lol

"For fuck's sake, Charlie, is this your first time ever using dental floss?"

23/11/13 20:15:05

lol creative

"Would you mind telling Jacob to move his ladder for Christ's sake?"

22/01/13 20:05:12

Home of the Brave

21/01/13 20:03:28

♫ Swamp Thing, you make my heart sing. ♫

31/10/12 20:03:31

Wreckreational Vehicles

21/07/12 20:11:18

Charlotte's Website

21/06/12 20:00:17

Johnny Trash

Thu 8:00:34

Meanwhile, the man in the tortoise mask was slowly catching up.

30/10/18 8:22:02

"Sew what?"

02/10/18 20:11:28

Jerry loved showing off his Purrsian rug.

19/09/18 8:01:09

"There you are. Professor Schrödinger has been looking for you."

30/08/18 20:28:14

"Let's go to Luigi's Taco Shack instead."

25/02/18 13:58:27

clever

The Bark Knight

30/01/18 13:32:27

Parkolepsy

26/07/16 8:03:53

"I came first. Any more stupid questions?"

21/11/15 20:03:41

"Does he like knuckle sandwiches?"

28/06/15 12:31:47

Cecil was clearly unaware of the gravity of the situation.

18/05/14 13:03:12

Baited Breath

09/03/13 20:00:22

creative

"Quick! Somebody call an ostrich negotiator!"

05/02/13 8:00:52

Lumberjocks

03/02/13 20:13:23

Pimp My Fluoride

04/10/12 12:02:37

Crash Test Mummies

12/07/12 20:00:30

Fatal Atracktion

07/06/12 20:04:52

Sith Happens

08/05/12 11:01:16

"Curses! Coiled again!"

09/08/14 20:01:40

Vertigoat

08/08/14 20:04:10

He's not really happy. It's just a phony smile.

16/01/14 20:01:53

Inglorious Bass Turds

22/12/13 8:21:14

Til Death Row Do Us Part

31/08/13 20:55:42

That's one way to break the ice, I suppose.

23/06/13 8:24:28

She'd discover too late that scissors don't beat Rocky mountains.

11/06/13 20:03:53

"There was this one time, at band camp..."

20/05/13 8:00:25

On their way to Camel Lot.

16/05/13 12:05:12

The Great Pictaker

05/05/13 20:28:41

"Mrs. Beckham, your table is ready."

10/11/12 20:00:38

"It says here that all the servers are currently out of order."

30/10/12 12:39:54

Another One Fights The Dust

22/04/11 13:00:58

Shadow boxer

04/06/18 8:02:41

Victoria's Secretion

22/10/17 20:12:22

"Pasta la vista, baby."

19/05/17 8:02:24

lol

"Alright, dear, I give up. Where are the bloody instructions for this hammock?"

06/09/16 20:05:24

clever

Never mind the ball-licks.

05/09/16 20:13:56

lol

"I felt a great disturbance in my shorts."

16/05/16 20:13:19

Whiskers In The Jar

16/02/16 20:33:57

"Good to see that this division is well stocked with bombshells."

14/02/15 20:04:53

Phona Lisa

24/06/17 12:05:48

Handymon

07/05/17 8:30:46

Animal Husbandry

05/12/16 20:03:14

Mavis would be seeing red when she did her laundry later on.

14/05/16 20:08:40

clever

Breakfast At Pontiffany's

26/03/15 20:42:05

creative

"Nope, doesn't look like you're trying to overcompensate for anything at all, Mr. Heston."

06/10/14 20:17:12

The Empire Strips Back

03/08/14 20:15:50

Of Mice & Menthols

07/04/14 20:14:20

Max Headgroom

27/02/14 8:17:02

"Pardon me, waiter, there appears to be a hare on my carrot."

21/06/13 20:09:14

Owned & operated by Afghani Stan.

04/06/13 8:05:58

"Quick, Robin, to the Bathmobile!"

02/06/13 20:02:51

Dock Martens

04/04/13 20:04:40

Call of Duty

31/01/13 20:00:17

"Why is everybody so fascinated with my toes?"

26/12/12 8:09:01

Piggy Bank

04/12/12 8:08:44

When nature calls.

15/11/12 20:06:52

"Hello, you have reached Frosted Flakes customer support. This is Tony speaking. How may I help you today?"

15/11/12 20:00:33

The Skating of Pelham 123

12/11/12 20:04:38

Shiitake Happens

13/03/12 11:15:37

Focus Pocus

27/02/12 20:07:23

"One day, my son, all of this will be yours."

28/12/11 20:03:37

Stickmata

08/01/19 8:01:47

"It's enlightenmint flavored."

20/12/18 12:37:24

"Just a little off the topiary please."

17/10/18 8:01:18

Jimmy Chews

03/09/18 8:04:37

"How the bloody hell did you manage to adopt a Cerberus?"

16/11/16 8:01:24

"That's a relief. You had me worried when you started talking about your pink stool."

28/07/16 8:03:47

Evan always seemed to be full of himself.

27/02/16 20:04:00

clever

"Tell Medusa to come in here & clean this mess up. Her hair is clogging up the drain again."

01/02/16 20:55:49

Poor Medusa can't even get lucky on blind dates.

16/10/15 8:07:16

Volks-wagging

08/10/15 20:02:51

Marlin & Me

23/07/14 20:04:25

Caddysnack

22/06/14 20:02:01

"So, the plot chickens."

06/06/14 20:28:36

"The Weather Girls' prophecy is true!"

05/06/14 20:00:33

"Looks like the areolas are coming in nicely."

05/04/14 20:30:43

"Freeze!"

29/01/14 8:09:43

Coparazzi

25/11/13 21:08:42

"You know, maybe I wouldn't have dropped it if I didn't have these bloody holes in my hands!"

12/05/13 20:02:57

"Man, my ass looks great! Good thing I've been watching my figure."

29/04/13 20:17:26

Primating

22/04/13 20:00:53

What happens in Disney World stays in Disney World.

20/03/13 12:59:09

For all of your stealth & fitness needs.

29/01/13 8:02:57

creative

"Hello. I'm from the Church of Ladder-day Saints."

25/01/13 20:16:16

Practice what you bleach.

18/10/12 20:05:07

Blade Runner

16/09/12 8:13:10

Pillow Talk

07/08/12 20:00:21

Crash Ted Dummy

21/05/12 20:04:54

"Well, we may be up ship's creek, but at least we have a pedal."

11/08/11 11:18:26

The Herd Locker

10/03/11 15:08:12

"I got them on sale at Davy Jones' Foot Locker."

02/03/19 8:02:53

"Can't believe you just poked me in the eye with that thing!"

07/12/18 8:00:55

"Reports have stated that the dangerous hitchhiker is cold & calculating."

27/10/18 8:15:33

50 Shades of Ray

02/08/18 20:18:37

Tackle Me Elmo

20/03/18 20:00:17

The Texas Chainsaw Manicure

19/07/17 12:01:14

"Help meowt!"

23/04/17 20:05:29

Dairy-ere

19/09/16 20:07:43

"Special order for Mario & Luigi."

13/07/16 21:06:55

"I guess that bark wasn't stronger than his bite."

28/03/16 20:03:44

"Just calmly gimme all your bones & nobody has to get hurt today."

10/03/16 20:03:19

"You better not be micro or soft."

25/02/16 20:46:05

Raging Bull Shark

06/02/16 20:20:29

Arse in the pane.

05/10/15 20:00:41

Things would get really awkward when Derek went skydiving later on.

26/09/15 22:00:39

Booty Call

31/08/15 8:12:06

This picture looks way too pixielated.

05/07/14 20:00:30

Nosfruitu

20/05/14 20:01:00

"Hello, I'm here for the job interview."

04/05/14 8:07:31

"If we give you Spielberg will you leave us alone?"

03/04/14 20:00:52

"Yes, but does it have crawl waiting?"

20/01/14 20:02:07

"Let's do lunch."

21/11/13 20:11:04

"Rakes. Why did it have to be rakes?"

15/10/13 20:11:02

"Oh crap, the elephant's drowning again! Alert the authorities!"

19/09/13 20:02:20

Sarah Jessica Parker's family reunion was going better than expected.

18/08/13 20:01:04

Darnell was about to learn why fat people are hard to kidnap.

05/08/13 8:02:41

Let me guess. He's outstanding in his field, right?

28/07/13 12:02:21

"Jesus, Stuart, I thought you meant something else when you asked me if I wanted to get hammered earlier."

18/06/13 12:06:50

"Let's just move along. She belongs to the quicksand now."

09/06/13 20:07:35

"She ain't heavy, she's my sister."

15/04/13 20:08:26

"Could you hurry up please? That food's not gonna deliver itself, you know?"

15/04/13 12:10:17

So, that's why they call her Scary Spice.

31/03/13 8:00:28

Spawn of the Dead

29/03/13 20:00:47

And yet, he doesn't even bother to wear protection while riding it.

14/03/13 20:03:11

Steakout

22/02/13 8:01:55

"It's time like these where I wish I still had my scarf."

11/02/13 20:19:31

"Clark, will you stop jacking off & just fix the bloody thing already?"

09/01/13 20:10:11

Stella was quick to point out many of Frank's shortcomings.

28/12/12 8:25:51

Souperman

14/12/12 20:11:43

"Good news, boys. I think we struck oil!"

14/12/12 8:13:56

Ironed Man

19/11/12 20:00:24

"It's too late for me. Save yourself."

30/09/12 8:02:43

Obama can't possibly be that gullible.

09/09/12 20:04:40

The Viking & I

27/08/12 12:08:56

Spirits In The Sky

10/07/12 11:08:43

Rear Window

09/06/12 20:01:17