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Hercules Rockefeller
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28/06/14 19:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week.
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27/03/13 12:00:30 |
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The Full Monty Python?
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"Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish." 17/04/21 11:05:16 |
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28/03/21 11:01:21 |
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Hercules. Missed the vote on your caption. Can safely say it’s one of the funniest captions, and now one of favourites. I’m still chuckling now! Xxxx 🤣😂😆
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"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk." 01/07/19 11:03:05 |
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23/01/14 20:10:29 |
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Very good! You've got a flare for this sort of caption
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07/05/21 19:05:54 |
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14/03/19 8:07:51 |
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I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush.
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08/01/19 20:31:23 |
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He'd always been a bit unstable.
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21/08/18 7:03:52 |
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25/09/14 19:13:32 |
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06/04/21 7:11:29 |
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05/02/19 20:04:15 |
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"Quickly, check the cushions for some change. There's a toll booth coming up." 23/07/21 7:15:03 |
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That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing. 04/12/20 8:07:50 |
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09/08/20 7:01:25 |
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But not if you're a black cat.
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06/02/18 20:07:01 |
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"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon." 09/10/17 19:06:30 |
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"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory." 07/02/14 8:08:16 |
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And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida. 01/09/13 7:22:08 |
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They say Hawking is so clever he'll pick anything up straightaway. I dropped a sheaf of papers, nothing.
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04/01/13 12:07:43 |
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." 10/10/12 7:23:25 |
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"What? The weatherman said to dress for the mid 70's today." 22/04/21 19:09:13 |
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"Mind if I crash at your place?" 28/11/20 12:01:25 |
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"Knock yourself out."
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11/05/20 7:00:26 |
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Modern day Don key-xote.
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Monty Python and the Holy Snail 20/04/20 11:00:47 |
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20/10/19 7:25:39 |
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Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school. 22/05/19 19:04:13 |
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25/01/19 8:24:10 |
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07/04/15 19:02:31 |
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"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25 |
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"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 19:12:23 |
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02/02/13 20:15:25 |
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"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?" 02/10/12 19:12:26 |
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12/01/12 20:31:21 |
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05/01/12 11:01:11 |
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"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from." 11/07/14 19:00:21 |
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This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo!
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"You know, I still don't think he's done yet." 01/04/14 19:00:57 |
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13/08/13 19:05:47 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall. 16/06/13 19:23:01 |
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Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder 24/04/13 7:02:06 |
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07/12/12 20:04:25 |
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13/05/12 19:08:09 |
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"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals." 20/01/21 12:07:55 |
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12/09/20 19:09:39 |
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16/08/20 7:03:06 |
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09/05/20 19:03:57 |
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And 50 shades of NAY.
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"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 19:04:17 |
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07/07/15 19:06:31 |
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"I hear their customer service really sucks." 08/01/22 8:07:03 |
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"Hey, David, I got that restraining order for a reason." 03/10/21 7:01:48 |
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"Yeah, it's called a Nature Reserve, now leave me alone""No!"
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"Do you think this corsage is a bit much?" 16/04/21 11:19:31 |
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"Here, Mr. Gulliver, I found your shuttlecock." 12/03/19 12:02:52 |
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08/03/19 20:02:24 |
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"This must be how my parakeet feels." 20/01/19 20:05:39 |
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Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program. 11/07/18 19:34:37 |
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Their relationship was off to a Rocky start. 10/03/14 20:02:37 |
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30/09/13 7:15:50 |
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"We should've got him a Toy Yoda instead." 23/11/12 20:20:16 |
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"To boldly go where snowman has gone before." 17/11/12 20:04:40 |
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25/03/12 10:01:08 |
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09/08/14 7:01:52 |
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Bailey appeared to be suffering from Shih Tzuphrenia. 18/07/13 19:08:14 |
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LOL
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23/05/13 19:01:24 |
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Davy Jones' Knockers ?
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19/12/12 20:06:06 |
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"You are the wind beneath my wings." 02/07/12 19:11:29 |
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It was the worst mugging the cop had ever seen. 15/11/11 20:33:56 |
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Janet instantly regretted entering the seedy part of town. 15/02/21 8:26:25 |
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After this experience, she never wanted to see a pecker again.
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"You wouldn't dare pluck a flower with glasses, would you?" 23/01/21 20:03:05 |
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No I wouldn't. I would use my hands.
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"Right, let's get this thing out of here. 3...2...1...LIFT!" 13/09/20 11:06:18 |
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"That was fantastic, darling. Do you accept plastic?" 21/07/20 19:03:07 |
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27/06/20 7:29:31 |
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She should be good at a blow job with her stiff upper lip.
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"Did anybody order some horse-d'oeuvres?" 22/06/20 19:05:44 |
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11/03/20 12:06:30 |
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Superman still wasn't quite as quick as the flash. 30/09/19 7:04:18 |
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Yes, but he's still a Nikon.
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Little dogs can be so kneady at times. 22/09/19 7:01:18 |
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"Dave, I think the marshmallow is done now." 15/06/19 11:14:37 |
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"I always knew I'd find something amazing with that metal detector someday." 23/11/18 8:33:03 |
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22/07/18 19:35:34 |
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20/08/17 8:24:11 |
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"This wouldn't be happening if you ate healthier & exorcised more often." 27/01/17 20:03:51 |
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02/12/16 20:05:42 |
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Gisele was not above taking a value meal as a form of payment. 12/11/16 20:02:29 |
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14/06/16 21:02:27 |
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Is that you Jonathan Ross?
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25/12/15 20:02:43 |
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15/01/22 8:34:45 |
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There's swan that doesn't look like the others.
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"Ugh! Do all apples taste this bad?" 05/08/21 7:12:05 |
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11/02/21 20:05:29 |
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Dave had no idea where he'd beheaded next. 22/01/21 20:19:57 |
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I don't know either but it must be at breakneck speed.
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"You wouldn't believe the things we experienced in that closet." 18/10/20 11:01:56 |
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06/10/20 19:02:05 |
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15/03/20 12:02:06 |
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29/01/20 20:07:52 |
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"They aren't from the same litter. They're step brothers." 14/11/19 8:03:34 |
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"I'm getting too old for this shit." 27/05/19 11:06:48 |
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26/05/19 11:07:26 |
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25/02/19 8:07:59 |
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"No more rooms available. We're all booked up." 21/10/18 19:24:36 |
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"I'll have you know, I'm actually very careful inside most China shops." 11/08/18 7:02:23 |
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Once again, Phil found himself down in the dumps. 31/03/15 21:14:03 |
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more captions
Nice Crocodile Dundee reference.
3:33pm
comment on caption:
"You call that a knife? This is a knife!" [Hercules Rockefeller]
They're both saying that... and they're both wrong.
9:19am
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"I don't care how many shots you pour, I'm never gonna sleep with you." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Over Macho Grande?
8:15am
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"I like my Santas like I like my coffee." [Hercules Rockefeller]
No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
8:52am
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"I like my Santas like I like my coffee." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Cold filtered and heated in the microwave?
9:37am
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"I like my Santas like I like my coffee." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Under cover?
9:06pm
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"And together, they fight crime." [Hercules Rockefeller]
It would be better with lowercase "jack", I reckon.
9:35am
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Dave was looking for a Jack, but a Jill would do just as well. [Hercules Rockefeller]
Or a Jaime (Somers, the Bionic Woman, played by Lindsay Wagner) would do even better.
1:54pm
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Dave was looking for a Jack, but a Jill would do just as well. [Hercules Rockefeller]
"It's no cause for alarm, sir: your wife is lightly sedated, just the way you like all your women, Mr Cosby."
7:32pm
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"Darling, I love you very very much. You just had...a lizard." [Hercules Rockefeller]
There's swan that doesn't look like the others.
12:13pm
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Swan Fake [Hercules Rockefeller]