Hercules Rockefeller
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28/06/14 19:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week.
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27/03/13 12:00:30 |
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The Full Monty Python?
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"Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish." 17/04/21 11:05:16 |
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28/03/21 11:01:21 |
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Hercules. Missed the vote on your caption. Can safely say it’s one of the funniest captions, and now one of favourites. I’m still chuckling now! Xxxx 🤣😂😆
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"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk." 01/07/19 11:03:05 |
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23/01/14 20:10:29 |
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Very good! You've got a flare for this sort of caption
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink. 22/11/22 8:01:11 |
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07/05/21 19:05:54 |
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14/03/19 8:07:51 |
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I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush.
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08/01/19 20:31:23 |
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He'd always been a bit unstable.
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21/08/18 7:03:52 |
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25/09/14 19:13:32 |
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06/11/22 8:02:57 |
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11/10/22 7:09:05 |
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06/04/21 7:11:29 |
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05/02/19 20:04:15 |
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06/01/23 8:01:30 |
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14/07/22 19:05:35 |
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"Quickly, check the cushions for some change. There's a toll booth coming up." 23/07/21 7:15:03 |
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That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing. 04/12/20 8:07:50 |
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09/08/20 7:01:25 |
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But not if you're a black cat.
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06/02/18 20:07:01 |
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"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon." 09/10/17 19:06:30 |
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"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory." 07/02/14 8:08:16 |
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And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida. 01/09/13 7:22:08 |
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They say Hawking is so clever he'll pick anything up straightaway. I dropped a sheaf of papers, nothing.
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04/01/13 12:07:43 |
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." 10/10/12 7:23:25 |
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"Tell the firing squad I'm almost ready." 29/11/22 20:09:18 |
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"What? The weatherman said to dress for the mid 70's today." 22/04/21 19:09:13 |
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"Mind if I crash at your place?" 28/11/20 12:01:25 |
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"Knock yourself out."
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11/05/20 7:00:26 |
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Modern day Don key-xote.
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Monty Python and the Holy Snail 20/04/20 11:00:47 |
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20/10/19 7:25:39 |
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Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school. 22/05/19 19:04:13 |
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25/01/19 8:24:10 |
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07/04/15 19:02:31 |
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"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25 |
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"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 19:12:23 |
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02/02/13 20:15:25 |
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"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?" 02/10/12 19:12:26 |
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12/01/12 20:31:21 |
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05/01/12 11:01:11 |
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"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from." 11/07/14 19:00:21 |
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This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo!
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"You know, I still don't think he's done yet." 01/04/14 19:00:57 |
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13/08/13 19:05:47 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall. 16/06/13 19:23:01 |
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Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder 24/04/13 7:02:06 |
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07/12/12 20:04:25 |
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13/05/12 19:08:09 |
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28/10/22 7:02:34 |
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20/10/22 7:01:21 |
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"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals." 20/01/21 12:07:55 |
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12/09/20 19:09:39 |
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16/08/20 7:03:06 |
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09/05/20 19:03:57 |
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And 50 shades of NAY.
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"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 19:04:17 |
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07/07/15 19:06:31 |
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01/10/22 7:22:35 |
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"Please stop that. You know how ticklish I am!" 10/09/22 19:03:13 |
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05/07/22 19:38:34 |
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"I hear their customer service really sucks." 08/01/22 8:07:03 |
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"Hey, David, I got that restraining order for a reason." 03/10/21 7:01:48 |
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"Yeah, it's called a Nature Reserve, now leave me alone""No!"
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"Do you think this corsage is a bit much?" 16/04/21 11:19:31 |
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"Here, Mr. Gulliver, I found your shuttlecock." 12/03/19 12:02:52 |
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08/03/19 20:02:24 |
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"This must be how my parakeet feels." 20/01/19 20:05:39 |
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Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program. 11/07/18 19:34:37 |
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Their relationship was off to a Rocky start. 10/03/14 20:02:37 |
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30/09/13 7:15:50 |
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"We should've got him a Toy Yoda instead." 23/11/12 20:20:16 |
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"To boldly go where snowman has gone before." 17/11/12 20:04:40 |
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25/03/12 10:01:08 |
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09/08/14 7:01:52 |
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Bailey appeared to be suffering from Shih Tzuphrenia. 18/07/13 19:08:14 |
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LOL
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23/05/13 19:01:24 |
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Davy Jones' Knockers ?
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19/12/12 20:06:06 |
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"You are the wind beneath my wings." 02/07/12 19:11:29 |
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It was the worst mugging the cop had ever seen. 15/11/11 20:33:56 |
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The caption always goes down with the ship. 19/01/23 8:11:08 |
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"That's one small step for mannequin, one giant leap for mannequinkind." 26/03/22 8:02:18 |
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Janet instantly regretted entering the seedy part of town. 15/02/21 8:26:25 |
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After this experience, she never wanted to see a pecker again.
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"You wouldn't dare pluck a flower with glasses, would you?" 23/01/21 20:03:05 |
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No I wouldn't. I would use my hands.
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"Right, let's get this thing out of here. 3...2...1...LIFT!" 13/09/20 11:06:18 |
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"That was fantastic, darling. Do you accept plastic?" 21/07/20 19:03:07 |
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27/06/20 7:29:31 |
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She should be good at a blow job with her stiff upper lip.
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"Did anybody order some horse-d'oeuvres?" 22/06/20 19:05:44 |
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11/03/20 12:06:30 |
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Superman still wasn't quite as quick as the flash. 30/09/19 7:04:18 |
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Yes, but he's still a Nikon.
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Little dogs can be so kneady at times. 22/09/19 7:01:18 |
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"Dave, I think the marshmallow is done now." 15/06/19 11:14:37 |
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"I always knew I'd find something amazing with that metal detector someday." 23/11/18 8:33:03 |
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22/07/18 19:35:34 |
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20/08/17 8:24:11 |
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"This wouldn't be happening if you ate healthier & exorcised more often." 27/01/17 20:03:51 |
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02/12/16 20:05:42 |
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Gisele was not above taking a value meal as a form of payment. 12/11/16 20:02:29 |
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14/06/16 21:02:27 |
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Is that you Jonathan Ross?
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25/12/15 20:02:43 |
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"You've been sentenced to the eclectic chair." 25/12/22 8:01:50 |
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15/01/22 8:34:45 |
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There's swan that doesn't look like the others.
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Clever!
3:01pm
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"You've been sentenced to the eclectic chair." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Would be better without the first "o".
8:02am
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Happy Alcoholidays [Hercules Rockefeller]
Just noticed that & made the edit. Thanks for the heads up! Was a little too eager to post, I suppose.
8:05am
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Happy Alcoholidays [Hercules Rockefeller]
I think it was the rooster.
8:18am
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"Which came first? Your guess is as good as mine." [Hercules Rockefeller]
I think it's lion.
8:31pm
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"It wasn't me." [Hercules Rockefeller]
It was his siamese twin.
8:37pm
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"It wasn't me." [Hercules Rockefeller]
"Now repeat after me cat, I did it and no one else made me do it"
"Oh come on, that's not fair. You smeared fish paste all over the chair"
"I know I did and I am conscious of what I did, but it's not about me. These cats need to be taught about remorse"
"That'll never work. Cats don't show remorse unless it's part of some sort of publicity exercise or to gain food"
8:23am
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"It wasn't me." [Hercules Rockefeller]
"Hi, name's Dave"
"Hello Dave"
"I was driven to drink because people kept lecturing me and deciding on how much I should drink. They gave me no choice and that's how my mouthwash addiction started"
12:14pm
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And that's how Dave earned a lifetime ban from AA. [Hercules Rockefeller]
Please consider a nod to 20:00:35. I didn't add 'Not so merry-Gogh-round' after seeing it.
8:12pm
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Merry-Gogh-Round [Hercules Rockefeller]
I wasn't sure a nod would be necessary due to the difference in spelling, but I'm willing to concede that intent may've been similar in both caps.
So, anyway, a nod to 20:00:35
8:20pm
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Merry-Gogh-Round [Hercules Rockefeller]