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Smugglers are becoming more brazen with their people trafficking.
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stone face Vote score: 6763stone face

Smugglers are becoming more brazen with their people trafficking.

09/02/20 8:59:20

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6108Glyn Evans

Flash Cordon

09/02/20 9:11:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5072Vivvy En

They were later charged with causing an obstruction

09/02/20 10:17:55

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4958C CaMel

Those girls can stop traffic.

09/02/20 8:29:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22608Michael Winner

Once again I find myself totally confused by a perfume ad.

09/02/20 8:14:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38785Welsh Rarebit

Ku Klux Kone

09/02/20 8:00:43

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6108Glyn Evans

Cone Artists

09/02/20 10:38:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14069Dan Nicholls

They've all had silly-cone implants.

09/02/20 8:30:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5965The Wolf

"If you see something which doesn't look right, speak to staff or text the British Transport Police on 61016. We'll sort it. See it, Say it, Sorted"

09/02/20 8:30:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6823Stephen Bean

Attack of the Cones

09/02/20 9:51:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8151Chris Keegan

Following comments, it would seem that some Muslim women are making an effort to visibly blend in with the local community.

09/02/20 8:22:45

 
stone face Vote score: 6763stone face

NOT A CAPTION...

Just a little something topical for our sunday morning listeners.

Here's a story from the Liverpool Echo, about a man being arrested ina lift in Wigan station.
For having sex with a traffic cone...wonder if he's had previous experience with one of these?

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/man-caught-trying-sex-traffic-17139408

09/02/20 8:20:38

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One of the staff who saw him shagging the cone stated that he had not seen anything like it in all his time on the railways. Then again, he was a virgin rail worker. --Dave Bryan
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

"We all met up by accident"

09/02/20 8:08:51

 
stone face Vote score: 6763stone face

I was suprised when I was in New York, and visited Coney Island.

09/02/20 8:06:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7350Dave Bryan

''They all look identical. Are they cones?''

09/02/20 8:00:33

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1019Willie Johnson

Driver, why are you talking about bowling all of a sudden?

10/02/20 6:33:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 477Mark Wilson

Cones hunt in packs, the Volvo driver didn't stand a chance

09/02/20 10:26:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14069Dan Nicholls

The hen do of Di Version, with her mates Em Twentyfive, Rhoda Works, Al Ternativeroute and Menat Work.

09/02/20 8:31:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22608Michael Winner

"Niet, we are not Spetnaz, we just innocent British traffic cones."

09/02/20 8:31:19

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Everybody to get off street. --Scrijjy Doo
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6108Glyn Evans

A sectioning committee.

09/02/20 8:29:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7350Dave Bryan

Public take extreme measures to combat coronavirus.

09/02/20 8:17:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9852Neil Mackenzie

Thousands of illegal immigrants had been making their way along the M1, they were so cleverly disguised that nobody noticed.

09/02/20 8:12:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7350Dave Bryan

Conetrol freaks

09/02/20 8:10:52

 
larry G. Vote score: 1429larry G.

Cone heads

11/02/20 3:37:06

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 408Charles Gilbert

"Your plan to lure Kong to his doom by implementing Operation-Candy-Corn-crush is underway Mr. Trump."

09/02/20 16:00:13

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 408Charles Gilbert

I can't wait for the DEVO comeback tour!

09/02/20 15:56:43

 
Dev B Vote score: 503Dev B

"Driver do not stop the taxi for these deceivers, they are all f-ing con(e)-men"

09/02/20 15:01:33

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 477Mark Wilson

" sorry sir you've failed the slalom section"

09/02/20 9:49:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8638Mr Dome

Pelicone Crossing

09/02/20 9:25:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1019Willie Johnson

On their way to get some ice cream.

09/02/20 9:07:21

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3215Stu Dent

They must come from the land down under.

09/02/20 8:53:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7350Dave Bryan

''Shall I get all the bus fares?''

''No, let's go Dutch.''

09/02/20 8:31:04

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4958C CaMel

Foiled: student plot to kidnap five.

09/02/20 8:30:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22608Michael Winner

Now that they've updated it to the 21st century, I could really get into morris dancing.

09/02/20 8:29:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6210Hercules Rockefeller

The gang's Toy Story re-enactment wasn't going as planned.

09/02/20 8:21:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 633Rachel P

Bus Coneductors

09/02/20 8:07:38

 
stone face Vote score: 6763stone face

The Coneheads

09/02/20 8:04:19

 
stone face Vote score: 6763stone face

Expect traffic cone-gestion

09/02/20 8:03:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8151Chris Keegan

The use of mobile cones in traffic is becoming a serious issue.

09/02/20 8:00:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38785Welsh Rarebit

It must be the local cones-table's stag do

09/02/20 8:00:09

 
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