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Tony Edwards
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
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15/05/18 7:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 19:35:59 |
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09/09/15 11:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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02/09/18 7:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 19:31:44 |
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Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
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21/10/14 11:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 7:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 10:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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23/08/20 19:00:38 |
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He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 20:01:31 |
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Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
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19/05/20 19:38:58 |
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20/09/18 19:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 11:15:21 |
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22/09/15 7:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
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08/07/15 7:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 19:51:45 |
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18/06/15 11:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 19:08:47 |
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Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
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07/08/14 7:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 11:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 7:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 20:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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27/05/12 10:46:57 |
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17/10/11 10:20:01 |
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12/09/19 19:02:06 |
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14/06/19 11:26:01 |
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Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
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The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 20:09:15 |
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30/03/19 12:19:08 |
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23/06/17 11:10:42 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 7:02:50 |
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There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14 |
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18/06/20 8:58:27 |
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27/06/19 19:13:18 |
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Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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24/09/15 19:00:32 |
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01/09/15 11:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
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19/04/14 7:04:02 |
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08/11/13 8:09:16 |
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19/08/13 19:49:06 |
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12/02/13 12:15:07 |
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Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter. 18/03/12 20:12:27 |
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They have been inseparable since they met on a package holiday. 07/02/21 12:12:20 |
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06/03/20 12:32:30 |
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29/12/18 8:53:39 |
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11/11/18 12:12:20 |
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06/11/18 8:45:15 |
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It really bugs me when he scrapes his nails down the whiteboard. 25/08/18 19:33:38 |
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02/08/18 8:30:12 |
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05/10/17 19:31:30 |
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14/10/16 19:42:15 |
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03/09/15 19:14:06 |
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♫ Swing Low, Meat Chariot ♫ 20/08/15 19:44:48 |
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04/07/15 11:09:16 |
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04/07/15 7:00:37 |
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He must be wearing Huggies Pull-Ups. 26/06/15 11:16:19 |
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01/04/15 11:08:32 |
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Excellent --Bad Boy Dennis.
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06/03/15 12:52:43 |
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25/12/14 8:22:41 |
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17/10/14 11:14:20 |
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Confessions of a Window Cleaner. 02/07/14 7:55:24 |
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20/05/14 7:03:26 |
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"Don't put all your eggs in one casket." 24/04/14 12:03:52 |
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"Good Lordi! Is it time for the Eurovision Song Contest already?" 17/01/14 8:03:33 |
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23/11/13 12:50:21 |
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16/06/13 7:05:24 |
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John decided to toss in the towel. 16/03/13 20:13:09 |
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Wanker! --John Glover
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17/12/12 8:05:53 |
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19/09/12 7:15:01 |
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He wants directions to Canary Wharf. 09/05/12 19:02:33 |
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13/04/12 19:01:55 |
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They look like they haven't got a scare in the world. 08/09/14 19:59:16 |
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28/07/14 7:35:38 |
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The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe malfunction. 06/07/14 11:00:57 |
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30/05/14 11:00:58 |
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10/05/14 7:18:22 |
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05/12/13 8:24:54 |
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17/09/13 19:12:40 |
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Richard had a head for tights. 08/03/13 12:50:03 |
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Magician's assistant urgently required. 28/11/12 20:22:41 |
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It is the only way that Dave's wife can stop him from going on caption.me 13/11/12 20:25:39 |
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Rob tries out his new mental detector. 09/11/12 8:20:15 |
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15/05/20 19:07:58 |
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Or just eat cack. --Woofer 6
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..........just passing through. 21/10/19 9:07:03 |
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29/11/18 20:07:00 |
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Now even higher in fiber! --Scrappy Doo
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Simple but effective. I like it! --Pussy Galore
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13/12/17 12:00:38 |
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Workin' canine to five. --Dan Nicholls
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Little do they know that the quick brown fox is on his way. 06/09/17 12:14:22 |
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22/08/16 7:01:56 |
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let's all rizla glass to... --Dan Nicholls
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Pilots should not be allowed to check their lottery tickets while in flight. 30/05/16 19:54:06 |
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Dave dropped a bombshell when he said he was quitting his job. 15/02/16 20:07:31 |
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"Need help to write your captions sir?" 17/06/15 7:12:19 |
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No thanks ill just look back over the old ones and use them. --mmmmm maybe
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Yet another leggy model featured on page 3 of Engineering Weekly. 22/05/15 11:56:44 |
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24/01/15 20:03:53 |
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Pongu's mates keep guard while he has a crap. 06/01/15 12:32:13 |
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It makes a change from watching repeats of Porridge. 08/10/20 11:23:56 |
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17/02/20 13:02:04 |
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I don't know but there's at least one fly that's down. --Willie Johnson
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06/12/19 9:56:59 |
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DR. ALIMANTADO releases his 12-inch. 20/09/19 11:59:30 |
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Even cats find Doctor Who scary. 08/08/19 11:07:53 |
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nice --sandeep chahal
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The women are part of a close-knit community. 24/06/16 8:00:14 |
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An accident on the North Circular saw traffic grind to a halt. 21/04/16 19:44:08 |
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Akashi scored a 10 on the Richter scale. 04/03/16 12:18:10 |
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you beat me to it grrrr --Bad Boy Dennis.
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This takes the naughty chair to a whole new level. 28/11/14 8:09:29 |
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Jamie had had a run-in with the cops before. 26/09/14 19:02:27 |
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Nah, keep it as it is, it's perfect :) --Michael Winner
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"I can't have any chocolate, I've given it up for Lindt." 15/01/14 8:37:09 |
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Very good! :-) --Oli Blackwell
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Jason was always a few pennies short of a shilling.
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Jason Kenny Farthing [Tony Edwards]
better to end on "pages?"
9:09pm
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"She could at least let me dog-ear one of the pages of her book." [Tony Edwards]
I abandon mine on the 2nd of January.
8:38pm
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Rover has seen it all before. She sets her New Year's intention and abandons it by the end of February. [Tony Edwards]
By that time, I've forgotten what mine was.
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Rover has seen it all before. She sets her New Year's intention and abandons it by the end of February. [Tony Edwards]
Never heard them called "intentions" before. Must be a Brit thing. We call them New Year's Resolutions.
Like resolute personal vow. The upshot is, they're all broken soon thereafter. First week in January was always the best time to sell gym memberships.
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Rover has seen it all before. She sets her New Year's intention and abandons it by the end of February. [Tony Edwards]
Killjoyland
8:50pm
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Killjoy was here [Tony Edwards]
Think cyclo-cross might work better?
8:42am
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Bicycle Moto Cross [Tony Edwards]
Not enough reading material.
6:52pm
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Mona knew that she was going to be in for a long sit. [Tony Edwards]
Did you miss an "H" out?
2:24am
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Mona knew that she was going to be in for a long sit. [Tony Edwards]
Suddenly I need a p.
9:22pm
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Read it and wee [Tony Edwards]