
Tony Edwards
This Week | Last Week | All Time | |||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Added | Score | Rank | Added | Score | Rank | Added | Score | Rank | |
Captions | 10 | 11 | #15 | 20 | 18 | #22 | 23177 | 37244 | #2 |
Comments | 1 | 164 | 76 | #55 |
caption quota: 35
caption votes given since joining: 24,471
comment quota: 3
Sending private messages on this site is currently disabled due to abuse by spammers.
Please use the forum to send private messages instead.
captions
![]() |
||
08/08/18 12:26:52 |
||
"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
|
||
![]() |
13/06/13 20:17:39 |
|
![]() |
29/03/16 22:03:44 |
|
After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
|
||
![]() |
15/10/14 8:31:28 |
|
![]() |
🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 12:59:44 |
|
Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John? --Willie Johnson
|
||
![]() |
15/05/18 8:55:45 |
|
![]() |
"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 20:35:59 |
|
![]() |
09/09/15 12:44:04 |
|
![]() |
"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
|
He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
|
||
![]() |
17/01/13 8:02:46 |
|
![]() |
05/06/22 12:52:22 |
|
![]() |
19/04/21 12:46:24 |
|
![]() |
02/09/18 8:22:17 |
|
Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
|
||
![]() |
27/07/15 8:01:25 |
|
![]() |
05/12/16 20:12:16 |
|
Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
|
||
![]() |
"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 20:31:44 |
|
Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
|
||
![]() |
21/10/14 12:53:38 |
|
Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
|
||
![]() |
Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 8:32:52 |
|
What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
|
||
![]() |
"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
|
![]() |
03/01/13 12:39:54 |
|
![]() |
Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 11:02:45 |
|
![]() |
02/11/11 11:03:46 |
|
![]() |
25/01/23 21:02:59 |
|
![]() |
13/10/22 12:01:09 |
|
![]() |
23/08/20 20:00:38 |
|
![]() |
He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 21:01:31 |
|
Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
|
||
![]() |
19/05/20 20:38:58 |
|
![]() |
20/09/18 20:00:28 |
|
![]() |
"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
|
![]() |
11/02/23 20:23:54 |
|
![]() |
02/02/23 20:04:27 |
|
![]() |
12/04/22 20:34:03 |
|
![]() |
"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 12:15:21 |
|
![]() |
24/02/20 12:38:08 |
|
![]() |
29/12/19 8:41:56 |
|
![]() |
31/05/19 20:47:49 |
|
![]() |
23/09/18 8:10:03 |
|
![]() |
27/09/17 12:03:26 |
|
![]() |
07/01/17 12:03:58 |
|
![]() |
22/09/15 8:29:41 |
|
It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
|
||
![]() |
08/07/15 8:24:31 |
|
![]() |
"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 20:51:45 |
|
![]() |
18/06/15 12:01:17 |
|
![]() |
"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
|
![]() |
03/02/15 20:27:37 |
|
![]() |
02/11/14 12:51:29 |
|
![]() |
Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 20:08:47 |
|
Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
|
||
![]() |
07/08/14 8:14:47 |
|
![]() |
"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 12:09:52 |
|
![]() |
Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 8:28:02 |
|
![]() |
As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 21:47:16 |
|
Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
|
||
![]() |
13/01/13 8:05:49 |
|
![]() |
27/05/12 11:46:57 |
|
![]() |
17/10/11 11:20:01 |
|
![]() |
14/08/22 20:44:02 |
|
![]() |
25/03/22 21:02:57 |
|
![]() |
12/09/19 20:02:06 |
|
![]() |
14/06/19 12:26:01 |
|
Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
|
||
![]() |
The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 21:09:15 |
|
![]() |
30/03/19 12:19:08 |
|
![]() |
23/06/17 12:10:42 |
|
![]() |
You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
|
![]() |
10/07/15 8:02:50 |
|
![]() |
Running a vehicle on methane gas does have it's disadvantages. 04/04/23 12:09:31 |
|
![]() |
"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." 16/01/23 12:10:17 |
|
![]() |
07/08/21 20:03:11 |
|
![]() |
There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14 |
|
![]() |
18/06/20 9:58:27 |
|
![]() |
27/06/19 20:13:18 |
|
Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
|
||
![]() |
"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
|
![]() |
25/11/18 8:44:10 |
|
![]() |
09/04/16 8:12:30 |
|
![]() |
23/03/16 13:09:40 |
|
![]() |
24/09/15 20:00:32 |
|
![]() |
01/09/15 12:50:57 |
|
Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
|
||
![]() |
19/04/14 8:04:02 |
|
![]() |
08/11/13 8:09:16 |
|
![]() |
19/08/13 20:49:06 |
|
![]() |
12/02/13 12:15:07 |
|
![]() |
Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter. 18/03/12 20:12:27 |
|
![]() |
They have been inseparable since they met on a package holiday. 07/02/21 12:12:20 |
|
![]() |
06/03/20 12:32:30 |
|
![]() |
29/12/18 8:53:39 |
|
![]() |
11/11/18 12:12:20 |
|
![]() |
06/11/18 8:45:15 |
|
![]() |
It really bugs me when he scrapes his nails down the whiteboard. 25/08/18 20:33:38 |
|
![]() |
02/08/18 9:30:12 |
|
![]() |
05/10/17 20:31:30 |
|
![]() |
23/09/17 12:50:21 |
|
![]() |
15/07/17 12:04:43 |
|
![]() |
24/01/17 8:08:21 |
|
![]() |
14/10/16 20:42:15 |
|
![]() |
24/09/16 8:03:59 |
|
![]() |
15/06/16 20:17:18 |
|
![]() |
07/03/16 12:05:23 |
|
![]() |
23/01/16 12:22:47 |
|
![]() |
03/09/15 20:14:06 |
|
![]() |
🎵 Swing Low, Meat Chariot 🎵 20/08/15 20:44:48 |
|
![]() |
04/07/15 12:09:16 |
|
![]() |
04/07/15 8:00:37 |
|
Thanks Julia
8:43pm
comment on caption:
"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." [Tony Edwards]
He spilled a bowl of soup in his lap. Getting up, he excused himself saying "Wait here, there's a soup in my fly."
7:55am
comment on caption:
"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." [Tony Edwards]
We must have a psychic connection. You added this while I was reading the other captions. Amazing co-incidence. Yours is better though, I would've ruined mine by putting 'by' in front.
8:36am
comment on caption:
Sandra Bottycelli [Tony Edwards]
I disagree. I prefer being "left on the shelf" if indeed you apply that term to yourself.
By saying that, you're applying hierarchal value to those that have been picked off the shelf even though all it validates is that everyone has a consumer product value if you're saying everyone's a product on the shelf in the first place.
People feeling left out on Valentine's is a bit like when people top themselves because it's Christmas. You must be a bit single minded to think these are the only days of the year that fun is designated to. And that you're missing out because it's being pointed out by everyone that you can't be enjoying yourself if you're not doing the must thing that everyone else is perceived to be doing?
10:19am
comment on caption:
No-one wants to be left on the shelf, especially on Valentine's Day. [Tony Edwards]
It's too late now as they've all learned that Jimmy Saville was buried at sea and they're aware of the dangers attached to aquatic zombie paedos.
1:16pm
comment on caption:
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. [Tony Edwards]
Stars shooting stars.
12:53pm
comment on caption:
He was conceived using the rhythm method. [Tony Edwards]
Nothing new there then. 🤓
10:38pm
comment on caption:
Dodgy dealings exposed at Manchester United. [Tony Edwards]
Perfect example!
7:46am
comment on caption:
Expressionism [Tony Edwards]
Banana pictures always get a bunch of Fyffes.
7:45am
comment on caption:
Hawaii Fyffe-O [Tony Edwards]
They deserve a big hand.
8:03am
comment on caption:
Hawaii Fyffe-O [Tony Edwards]