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Tony Edwards
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
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29/03/16 22:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
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15/10/14 8:31:28 |
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15/05/18 8:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 20:35:59 |
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09/09/15 12:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
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19/04/21 12:46:24 |
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02/09/18 8:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 20:31:44 |
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Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
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21/10/14 12:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 8:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 11:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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23/08/20 20:00:38 |
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He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 21:01:31 |
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Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
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19/05/20 20:38:58 |
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20/09/18 20:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 12:15:21 |
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29/12/19 8:41:56 |
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23/09/18 8:10:03 |
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07/01/17 12:03:58 |
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22/09/15 8:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
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08/07/15 8:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 20:51:45 |
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18/06/15 12:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 20:08:47 |
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Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
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07/08/14 8:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 12:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 8:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 21:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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13/01/13 8:05:49 |
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27/05/12 11:46:57 |
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17/10/11 11:20:01 |
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12/09/19 20:02:06 |
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14/06/19 12:26:01 |
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Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
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The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 21:09:15 |
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30/03/19 12:19:08 |
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23/06/17 12:10:42 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 8:02:50 |
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There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14 |
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18/06/20 9:58:27 |
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27/06/19 20:13:18 |
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Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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25/11/18 8:44:10 |
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09/04/16 8:12:30 |
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24/09/15 20:00:32 |
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01/09/15 12:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
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19/04/14 8:04:02 |
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08/11/13 8:09:16 |
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19/08/13 20:49:06 |
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12/02/13 12:15:07 |
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Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter. 18/03/12 20:12:27 |
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They have been inseparable since they met on a package holiday. 07/02/21 12:12:20 |
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06/03/20 12:32:30 |
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29/12/18 8:53:39 |
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11/11/18 12:12:20 |
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06/11/18 8:45:15 |
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It really bugs me when he scrapes his nails down the whiteboard. 25/08/18 20:33:38 |
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02/08/18 9:30:12 |
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05/10/17 20:31:30 |
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14/10/16 20:42:15 |
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24/09/16 8:03:59 |
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07/03/16 12:05:23 |
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23/01/16 12:22:47 |
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03/09/15 20:14:06 |
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🎵 Swing Low, Meat Chariot 🎵 20/08/15 20:44:48 |
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04/07/15 12:09:16 |
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04/07/15 8:00:37 |
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He must be wearing Huggies Pull-Ups. 26/06/15 12:16:19 |
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01/04/15 12:08:32 |
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Excellent --Bad Boy Dennis.
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06/03/15 12:52:43 |
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25/12/14 8:22:41 |
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17/10/14 12:14:20 |
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Confessions of a Window Cleaner. 02/07/14 8:55:24 |
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20/05/14 8:03:26 |
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"Don't put all your eggs in one casket." 24/04/14 13:03:52 |
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"Good Lordi! Is it time for the Eurovision Song Contest already?" 17/01/14 8:03:33 |
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23/11/13 12:50:21 |
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16/06/13 8:05:24 |
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John decided to toss in the towel. 16/03/13 20:13:09 |
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Wanker! --John Glover
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17/12/12 8:05:53 |
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19/09/12 8:15:01 |
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He wants directions to Canary Wharf. 09/05/12 20:02:33 |
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13/04/12 20:01:55 |
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They look like they haven't got a scare in the world. 08/09/14 20:59:16 |
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02/08/14 20:09:49 |
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28/07/14 8:35:38 |
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27/07/14 20:00:52 |
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The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe malfunction. 06/07/14 12:00:57 |
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30/05/14 12:00:58 |
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10/05/14 8:18:22 |
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05/12/13 8:24:54 |
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17/09/13 20:12:40 |
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18/06/13 8:25:37 |
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Richard had a head for tights. 08/03/13 12:50:03 |
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Magician's assistant urgently required. 28/11/12 20:22:41 |
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It is the only way that Dave's wife can stop him from going on caption.me 13/11/12 20:25:39 |
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Rob tries out his new mental detector. 09/11/12 8:20:15 |
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04/10/12 8:39:43 |
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03/07/12 11:35:53 |
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15/05/20 20:07:58 |
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Or just eat cack. --Woofer 6
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..........just passing through. 21/10/19 10:07:03 |
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28/02/19 12:21:03 |
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29/11/18 20:07:00 |
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Now even higher in fiber! --Scrappy Doo
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24/07/18 12:24:35 |
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16/07/18 12:04:14 |
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Simple but effective. I like it! --Pussy Galore
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12/06/18 12:01:36 |
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13/12/17 12:00:38 |
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Workin' canine to five. --Dan Nicholls
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Little do they know that the quick brown fox is on his way. 06/09/17 13:14:22 |
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22/08/16 8:01:56 |
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let's all rizla glass to... --Dan Nicholls
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16/08/16 8:00:55 |
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Pilots should not be allowed to check their lottery tickets while in flight. 30/05/16 20:54:06 |
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Dave dropped a bombshell when he said he was quitting his job. 15/02/16 20:07:31 |
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"Need help to write your captions sir?" 17/06/15 8:12:19 |
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No thanks ill just look back over the old ones and use them. --mmmmm maybe
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Yet another leggy model featured on page 3 of Engineering Weekly. 22/05/15 12:56:44 |
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24/01/15 20:03:53 |
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Pongu's mates keep guard while he has a crap. 06/01/15 12:32:13 |
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07/05/21 20:12:02 |
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Well yes, I do believe they have reached their final destination. --Willie Johnson
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It was designed by Jean Paul Goatier. 31/03/21 20:45:26 |
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Are you sure it wasn't Bill BLAAAAAAAASS? --Scrijjy Doo
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It makes a change from watching repeats of Porridge. 08/10/20 12:23:56 |
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17/02/20 13:02:04 |
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I don't know but there's at least one fly that's down. --Willie Johnson
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06/12/19 9:56:59 |
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DR. ALIMANTADO releases his 12-inch. 20/09/19 12:59:30 |
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Even cats find Doctor Who scary. 08/08/19 12:07:53 |
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nice --sandeep chahal
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The women are part of a close-knit community. 24/06/16 9:00:14 |
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An accident on the North Circular saw traffic grind to a halt. 21/04/16 20:44:08 |
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Akashi scored a 10 on the Richter scale. 04/03/16 12:18:10 |
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you beat me to it grrrr --Bad Boy Dennis.
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This takes the naughty chair to a whole new level. 28/11/14 8:09:29 |
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Jamie had had a run-in with the cops before. 26/09/14 20:02:27 |
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more captions
What he really wants is to get the flock out of there.
12:26am
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The Pope preaches to his flock. [Tony Edwards]
It's not half bad.
10:12am
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"I think I'll buy it for my other half." [Tony Edwards]
Not half bad.
9:56pm
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Underdog [Tony Edwards]
He keeps it open single-handedly.
8:50pm
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It's the 1,000,000th time he's been into the sex shop! [Tony Edwards]
"Oh no, he isn't. He's in front of you!"
8:36pm
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"He's behind you!" [Tony Edwards]
Holy cow!
9:01am
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I want the Jesus version that turns water into wine. [Tony Edwards]
"Would you like some?"
"Wine not?"
5:31pm
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I want the Jesus version that turns water into wine. [Tony Edwards]
"A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou." And the worst tasting milk ever.
9:12am
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I want the Jesus version that turns water into wine. [Tony Edwards]
He's been taught well by that feline
8:13am
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Copycat [Tony Edwards]
It was me. Quite often I'll be in the middle of something and start thinking of tits.
10:44pm
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"It should be pros-ec-uted, not pros-tit-uted. What tit made that mistake?" [Tony Edwards]