Tony Edwards

The proof is in the pudding.

08/08/18 12:26:52

"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover

13/06/13 20:17:39

29/03/16 22:03:44

After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete

15/10/14 8:31:28

15/05/18 8:55:45

"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS."

21/07/16 20:35:59

Spinal chord

09/09/15 12:44:04

lol x2

"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well."

05/02/15 20:23:07

He was raised as a fool. --Boycie

Trophy wife.

17/01/13 8:02:46

"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence."

Forrest Dump

02/09/18 8:22:17

Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember

Grasper Carrot

27/07/15 8:01:25

clever x4

Best Man's Friend

05/12/16 20:12:16

Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling

lol x2

17/10/16 20:31:44

Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore

Deers looking at you kid.

21/10/14 12:53:38

Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis

creative x2

Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee.

03/08/14 8:32:52

What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse

"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will."

28/12/13 13:41:48

lol x2

Sultans of Swing.

03/01/13 12:39:54

Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet.

14/06/12 11:02:45

Mel and Cauli

02/11/11 11:03:46

Knitwork Rail

20/09/18 20:00:28

"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite."

06/12/13 8:33:13

23/09/18 8:10:03

27/09/17 12:03:26

07/01/17 12:03:58

22/09/15 8:29:41

It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown

Whiz kid

08/07/15 8:24:31

lol x3

"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool."

20/06/15 20:51:45

Close, but no cigar

18/06/15 12:01:17

"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute."

13/03/15 12:10:04

Yankee Google

03/02/15 20:27:37

Having tried on all the shoes in the shop, Katie decided that she liked the first pair that she tried on the best.

02/11/14 12:51:29

Behind every great man there's a freight woman.

22/08/12 20:08:47

Filter coffee.

07/08/14 8:14:47

"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with."

01/07/14 12:09:52

Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies.

30/05/14 8:28:02

As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans.

05/10/13 21:47:16

Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach

"Nightwear on Elm Street."

Clockwork Arrange.

13/01/13 8:05:49

27/05/12 11:46:57

Spread The Word

17/10/11 11:20:01

The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas.

Tue 21:09:15

30/03/19 12:19:08

23/06/17 12:10:42

You can't judge a buck by it's cover.

06/02/16 12:45:49

Sexual graffitication

10/07/15 8:02:50

"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!"

11/01/19 21:00:26

25/11/18 8:44:10

09/04/16 8:12:30

23/03/16 13:09:40

24/09/15 20:00:32

"The name's Bond - Vagabond."

01/09/15 12:50:57

Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II

19/04/14 8:04:02

08/11/13 8:09:16

19/08/13 20:49:06

12/02/13 12:15:07

Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter.

18/03/12 20:12:27

Reliant Dobbin

29/12/18 8:53:39

John Leannon

11/11/18 12:12:20

Auntie establishment

06/11/18 8:45:15

It really bugs me when he scrapes his nails down the whiteboard.

25/08/18 20:33:38

02/08/18 9:30:12

05/10/17 20:31:30

23/09/17 12:50:21

15/07/17 12:04:43

24/01/17 8:08:21

14/10/16 20:42:15

24/09/16 8:03:59

"It's bitter outside."

15/06/16 20:17:18

"It's a four-meal drive."

No holes barred

07/03/16 12:05:23

23/01/16 12:22:47

Lawn order

03/09/15 20:14:06

♫ Swing Low, Meat Chariot ♫

20/08/15 20:44:48

Sundae lunch

04/07/15 12:09:16

First draught

04/07/15 8:00:37

He must be wearing Huggies Pull-Ups.

26/06/15 12:16:19

Confessions of a Window Cleaner.

Heneken

01/04/15 12:08:32

Excellent --Bad Boy Dennis.

Culling card

06/03/15 12:52:43

Jewrassic Park.

25/12/14 8:22:41

Funnel vision.

17/10/14 12:14:20

02/07/14 8:55:24

Carry Grant.

20/05/14 8:03:26

"Don't put all your eggs in one casket."

24/04/14 13:03:52

"Good Lordi! Is it time for the Eurovision Song Contest already?"

17/01/14 8:03:33

John decided to toss in the towel.

Filly Graham.

23/11/13 12:50:21

Pumping Zion.

16/06/13 8:05:24

16/03/13 20:13:09

Wanker! --John Glover

A bumper catch.

17/12/12 8:05:53

"He's lost the plot."

19/09/12 8:15:01

He wants directions to Canary Wharf.

09/05/12 20:02:33

Log Warmers.

13/04/12 20:01:55

They look like they haven't got a scare in the world.

08/09/14 20:59:16

17/08/14 12:44:47

12/08/14 8:04:46

02/08/14 20:09:49

28/07/14 8:35:38

27/07/14 20:00:52

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe malfunction.

06/07/14 12:00:57

"They don't like it up 'em!"

30/05/14 12:00:58

10/05/14 8:18:22

05/12/13 8:24:54

17/09/13 20:12:40

18/06/13 8:25:37

Richard had a head for tights.

08/03/13 12:50:03

Magician's assistant urgently required.

28/11/12 20:22:41

It is the only way that Dave's wife can stop him from going on caption.me

13/11/12 20:25:39

Rob tries out his new mental detector.

09/11/12 8:20:15

The Tragic Roundabout.

04/10/12 8:39:43

Cheese on coast.

03/07/12 11:35:53

Read It and Sweep.

16/06/12 20:14:11

Park and Fried.

26/05/12 20:01:08

Proceed with a caution.

08/04/12 20:16:58

Fruits of the Forest.

22/02/12 11:29:33

Blood Vessel.

22/01/12 11:30:24

Mystic Mug

21/09/11 11:51:51

One Manhood and His Dog.

28/02/19 12:21:03

Kellogg's coin flakes

29/11/18 20:07:00

Now even higher in fiber! --Scrappy Doo

Booty spot

24/07/18 12:24:35

Zebra crossing

16/07/18 12:04:14

Simple but effective. I like it! --Pussy Galore

Points of Ewe

12/06/18 12:01:36

Little do they know that the quick brown fox is on his way.

Doggy Parton

13/12/17 12:00:38

Workin' canine to five. --Dan Nicholls

21/11/17 20:00:47

02/11/17 12:10:46

29/09/17 12:34:49

06/09/17 13:14:22

clever x2

The Exorsister

27/11/16 20:11:58

The hippy couple

22/08/16 8:01:56

let's all rizla glass to... --Dan Nicholls

Gagpuss

16/08/16 8:00:55

Pilots should not be allowed to check their lottery tickets while in flight.

30/05/16 20:54:06

Dave dropped a bombshell when he said he was quitting his job.

15/02/16 20:07:31

17/12/15 12:44:15

12/10/15 12:01:12

04/09/15 12:04:19

30/07/15 20:20:55

22/06/15 12:00:15

"Need help to write your captions sir?"

17/06/15 8:12:19

No thanks ill just look back over the old ones and use them. --mmmmm maybe

Yet another leggy model featured on page 3 of Engineering Weekly.

22/05/15 12:56:44

Pongu's mates keep guard while he has a crap.

Biscuitball

24/01/15 20:03:53

lol x3

06/01/15 12:32:13

13/11/14 8:47:24

01/11/14 13:03:59

18/10/14 8:17:11

26/02/19 9:25:25

14/10/18 8:35:16

02/08/18 20:07:38

28/07/18 20:22:40

15/11/17 12:01:34

My other shed is a Porch.

31/12/16 20:03:57

Irrigating little brat.

19/11/16 8:21:27

nice --sandeep chahal

Shop 'till you droop.

04/10/16 20:02:53

The women are part of a close-knit community.

24/06/16 9:00:14

An accident on the North Circular saw traffic grind to a halt.

21/04/16 20:44:08

Akashi scored a 10 on the Richter scale.

04/03/16 12:18:10

Bogpuss

16/01/16 12:00:20

Rear-view mirror

05/10/15 20:04:36

X marks the Scot

09/04/15 12:08:03

you beat me to it grrrr --Bad Boy Dennis.

03/04/15 12:10:18

19/01/15 8:16:14

This takes the naughty chair to a whole new level.

28/11/14 8:09:29

Sole searching.

02/11/14 12:03:49

Vodka and slime.

30/10/14 12:32:24

"Say sari now."

17/10/14 8:20:59

Jamie had had a run-in with the cops before.

26/09/14 20:02:27

29/08/14 12:32:52

12/08/14 12:10:59

24/07/14 8:13:39

15/02/14 12:14:11

18/01/14 20:07:13

Nah, keep it as it is, it's perfect :) --Michael Winner

"I can't have any chocolate, I've given it up for Lindt."

15/01/14 8:37:09

Very good! :-) --Oli Blackwell

"I told you I was il."

01/12/13 12:23:01

Treewheeler.

06/07/13 8:01:25

Miss Scarlet, in the kitchen, with the frying pan.

20/11/12 8:22:44

"Which clown gave him that hair transplant?"

08/09/12 20:20:18

Dobbinatrix.

18/08/12 9:24:02

"Bless me father, for I have sinned."

09/06/12 20:12:48

Gay City Rollers.

06/06/12 20:27:06

Spock the difference.

11/03/12 11:03:38

Stop Drinking and Get a Lifebuoy!

24/02/12 11:14:07

"We still haven't managed to palm Olive off with anyone."

30/09/14 20:31:20

"Mummy, you said it was a battery hen."
"I can't find any batteries."

03/08/14 13:10:00

Shouldn't this all be one sentence? --Chris Moorhead

Fashion police.

13/07/14 8:39:58

Bathet Hound.

07/07/14 20:11:41

There, that's 12 captions voted for. I thought we'd all be bored of dog photos by now but obviously not. Ha ha. --Doh Nutter

"Come back here! I thought you said that you are a game bird."

18/06/14 8:57:20

25/04/14 12:00:27

18/04/14 12:30:40

12/04/14 8:31:03

05/04/14 20:08:25

Power to the peephole.

04/04/14 20:11:02

Billy Idiot.

05/03/14 8:19:32

Despatch rider.

04/03/14 8:34:08

Class act.

20/02/14 12:28:28

This rat committed sewercide.

12/02/14 8:18:30

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

16/12/13 12:45:06

Thoroughbed.

06/12/13 8:10:04

The Last Supper.

22/11/13 12:01:26

Ken Dodd's garden.

19/10/13 8:14:12

Your Country Doesn't Need You.

31/08/13 12:29:49

Genitally modified food.

22/07/13 20:46:46

Taurus attraction.

12/07/13 12:17:03

"Using those toilets may cause a shock to the cistern."

27/02/13 8:23:22

Many hands make light work.

13/01/13 8:49:56