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Tony Edwards
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
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29/03/16 21:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
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15/10/14 7:31:28 |
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15/05/18 7:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 19:35:59 |
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09/09/15 11:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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02/09/18 7:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 19:31:44 |
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Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
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21/10/14 11:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 7:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 10:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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23/08/20 19:00:38 |
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He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 20:01:31 |
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Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
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19/05/20 19:38:58 |
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20/09/18 19:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 11:15:21 |
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22/09/15 7:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
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08/07/15 7:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 19:51:45 |
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18/06/15 11:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 19:08:47 |
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07/08/14 7:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 11:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 7:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 20:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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27/05/12 10:46:57 |
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17/10/11 10:20:01 |
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12/09/19 19:02:06 |
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14/06/19 11:26:01 |
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Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
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The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 20:09:15 |
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30/03/19 12:19:08 |
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23/06/17 11:10:42 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 7:02:50 |
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18/06/20 8:58:27 |
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27/06/19 19:13:18 |
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Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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24/09/15 19:00:32 |
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01/09/15 11:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
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19/04/14 7:04:02 |
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08/11/13 8:09:16 |
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19/08/13 19:49:06 |
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12/02/13 12:15:07 |
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Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter. 18/03/12 20:12:27 |
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06/03/20 12:32:30 |
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29/12/18 8:53:39 |
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11/11/18 12:12:20 |
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06/11/18 8:45:15 |
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It really bugs me when he scrapes his nails down the whiteboard. 25/08/18 19:33:38 |
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05/10/17 19:31:30 |
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14/10/16 19:42:15 |
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03/09/15 19:14:06 |
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♫ Swing Low, Meat Chariot ♫ 20/08/15 19:44:48 |
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04/07/15 11:09:16 |
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04/07/15 7:00:37 |
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He must be wearing Huggies Pull-Ups. 26/06/15 11:16:19 |
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01/04/15 11:08:32 |
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Excellent --Bad Boy Dennis.
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06/03/15 12:52:43 |
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25/12/14 8:22:41 |
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17/10/14 11:14:20 |
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Confessions of a Window Cleaner. 02/07/14 7:55:24 |
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20/05/14 7:03:26 |
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"Don't put all your eggs in one casket." 24/04/14 12:03:52 |
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"Good Lordi! Is it time for the Eurovision Song Contest already?" 17/01/14 8:03:33 |
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23/11/13 12:50:21 |
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16/06/13 7:05:24 |
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John decided to toss in the towel. 16/03/13 20:13:09 |
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Wanker! --John Glover
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17/12/12 8:05:53 |
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19/09/12 7:15:01 |
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He wants directions to Canary Wharf. 09/05/12 19:02:33 |
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13/04/12 19:01:55 |
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They look like they haven't got a scare in the world. 08/09/14 19:59:16 |
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28/07/14 7:35:38 |
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The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe malfunction. 06/07/14 11:00:57 |
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30/05/14 11:00:58 |
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10/05/14 7:18:22 |
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05/12/13 8:24:54 |
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17/09/13 19:12:40 |
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18/06/13 7:25:37 |
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Richard had a head for tights. 08/03/13 12:50:03 |
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Magician's assistant urgently required. 28/11/12 20:22:41 |
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It is the only way that Dave's wife can stop him from going on caption.me 13/11/12 20:25:39 |
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Rob tries out his new mental detector. 09/11/12 8:20:15 |
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21/09/11 10:51:51 |
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15/05/20 19:07:58 |
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Or just eat cack. --Woofer 6
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..........just passing through. 21/10/19 9:07:03 |
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29/11/18 20:07:00 |
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Now even higher in fiber! --Scrappy Doo
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Simple but effective. I like it! --Pussy Galore
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13/12/17 12:00:38 |
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Workin' canine to five. --Dan Nicholls
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Little do they know that the quick brown fox is on his way. 06/09/17 12:14:22 |
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22/08/16 7:01:56 |
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let's all rizla glass to... --Dan Nicholls
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Pilots should not be allowed to check their lottery tickets while in flight. 30/05/16 19:54:06 |
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Dave dropped a bombshell when he said he was quitting his job. 15/02/16 20:07:31 |
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"Need help to write your captions sir?" 17/06/15 7:12:19 |
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No thanks ill just look back over the old ones and use them. --mmmmm maybe
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Yet another leggy model featured on page 3 of Engineering Weekly. 22/05/15 11:56:44 |
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24/01/15 20:03:53 |
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Pongu's mates keep guard while he has a crap. 06/01/15 12:32:13 |
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It makes a change from watching repeats of Porridge. 08/10/20 11:23:56 |
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17/02/20 13:02:04 |
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I don't know but there's at least one fly that's down. --Willie Johnson
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06/12/19 9:56:59 |
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DR. ALIMANTADO releases his 12-inch. 20/09/19 11:59:30 |
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Even cats find Doctor Who scary. 08/08/19 11:07:53 |
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nice --sandeep chahal
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The women are part of a close-knit community. 24/06/16 8:00:14 |
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An accident on the North Circular saw traffic grind to a halt. 21/04/16 19:44:08 |
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Akashi scored a 10 on the Richter scale. 04/03/16 12:18:10 |
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you beat me to it grrrr --Bad Boy Dennis.
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This takes the naughty chair to a whole new level. 28/11/14 8:09:29 |
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Jamie had had a run-in with the cops before. 26/09/14 19:02:27 |
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Nah, keep it as it is, it's perfect :) --Michael Winner
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"I can't have any chocolate, I've given it up for Lindt." 15/01/14 8:37:09 |
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Very good! :-) --Oli Blackwell
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Miss Scarlet, in the kitchen, with the frying pan. 20/11/12 8:22:44 |
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more captions
Yet another shaggy dog story.
7:03pm
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Two dogs shagging [Tony Edwards]
The top one not only would, but he is.
7:46am
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Dogwood [Tony Edwards]
What Mumsnet?
8:06pm
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"Big Mother is watching you." [Tony Edwards]
Are lollipop attendants now known as traffic stop attendants? Because I get that attendant is gender neutral, but surely with lollipop isn't that advertising sweets to kids? - Lol. I hope nobody reads this and takes it seriously enough to try and change the job description otherwise it's a matter of pointing out that the lollipop is only a lollipop because it's lollipop shaped
7:49pm
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Lollipop attendants [Tony Edwards]
I spell M...
4:26pm
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🎵 I'm an apeman, I'm an ape, apeman, oh I'm an apeman 🎵 [Tony Edwards]
Say that again please, I can't 'ear you.
9:51am
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Mike Tyson rules his household with an iron fist. [Tony Edwards]
You can't beat that.
7:10pm
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Steve has a heart of gold. [Tony Edwards]
At a breakneck speed it seems.
2:31pm
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In the fashion business you need to hit the ground running. [Tony Edwards]
Whoo that was close. Without the quotation marks that would be the same as 8:26:26.
7:30am
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"Pikeaboo!" [Tony Edwards]
Haha
7:12pm
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Party pooper [Tony Edwards]