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lol x3 creative 08/08/18 12:26:52		19 27
"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
	lol "Get a tomb!" 13/06/13 20:17:39	27

	lol clever x2 The proof is in the pudding. 29/03/16 22:03:44	1 26
After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
	creative clever x2 Boltergeists. 15/10/14 8:31:28	25

	clever 🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 12:59:44	1 23
Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John? --Willie Johnson
	lol creative Climb it change 15/05/18 8:55:45	23

	lol x3 clever "Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 20:35:59	23

	Spinal chord 09/09/15 12:44:04	23

	lol x2 clever "Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07	2 23
He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
	Trophy wife. 17/01/13 8:02:46	23

	clever Kitten's Got Talent 05/06/22 12:52:22	22

	Racing from Redcar 19/04/21 12:46:24	22

	clever Forrest Dump 02/09/18 8:22:17	1 22
Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
	Grasper Carrot 27/07/15 8:01:25	22

	clever x4 Best Man's Friend 05/12/16 20:12:16	3 21
Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
	lol x2 "That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 20:31:44	2 21
Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
	clever Deers looking at you kid. 21/10/14 12:53:38	2 21
Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
	creative x2 Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 8:32:52	3 21
What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
	lol "If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48	21

	lol x2 Sultans of Swing. 03/01/13 12:39:54	21

	Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 11:02:45	21

	Mel and Cauli 02/11/11 11:03:46	1 21

	creative She's got horizon him. 25/01/23 21:02:59	20

	The Grim Sweeper 13/10/22 12:01:09	20

	creative Condiments to the chef. 23/08/20 20:00:38	20

	He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 21:01:31	1 20
Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
	Hospital disorderly 19/05/20 20:38:58	20

	Knitwork Rail 20/09/18 20:00:28	20

	creative "What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13	20

	Wifeguard 11/02/23 20:23:54	19

	Eton Miss 02/02/23 20:04:27	19

	clever x2 He's a chip off the old bloc. 12/04/22 20:34:03	19

	clever "I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 12:15:21	19

	Donor kebab 24/02/20 12:38:08	19

	clever Charm offensive 29/12/19 8:41:56	19

	lol clever Bacon and legs 31/05/19 20:47:49	19

	Lidl old lady 23/09/18 8:10:03	19

	clever Boom with a view. 27/09/17 12:03:26	19

	Silletto 07/01/17 12:03:58	19

	clever Liar Liar 22/09/15 8:29:41	3 19
It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
	Whiz kid 08/07/15 8:24:31	19

	lol x3 "Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 20:51:45	19

	Close, but no cigar 18/06/15 12:01:17	19

	lol "Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04	19

	Yankee Google 03/02/15 20:27:37	19

	lol Having tried on all the shoes in the shop, Katie decided that she liked the first pair that she tried on the best. 02/11/14 12:51:29	19

	Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 20:08:47	1 19
Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
	Filter coffee. 07/08/14 8:14:47	18

	lol creative "It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 12:09:52	18

	Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 8:28:02	18

	lol As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 21:47:16	2 18
Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
	creative Clockwork Arrange. 13/01/13 8:05:49	18

	"Nightwear on Elm Street." 27/05/12 11:46:57	18

	Spread The Word 17/10/11 11:20:01	18

	Let sleeping dogs dry 14/08/22 20:44:02	18

	Barbie doll 25/03/22 21:02:57	18

	A gas, poor Yorick! 12/09/19 20:02:06	18

	That's another fine mess. 14/06/19 12:26:01	1 18
Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
	clever The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 21:09:15	18

	clever Breakfast on Tiffany 30/03/19 12:19:08	18

	Dental sturgeon 23/06/17 12:10:42	18

	clever You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49	18

	creative Sexual graffitication 10/07/15 8:02:50	18

	Running a vehicle on methane gas does have it's disadvantages. 04/04/23 12:09:31	17

	clever "Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." 16/01/23 12:10:17	3 17

	Snackered! 07/08/21 20:03:11	17

	There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14	17

	Glumdog Millionaire 18/06/20 9:58:27	17

	lol Counter-terrorist 27/06/19 20:13:18	1 17
Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
	lol "I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26	17

	Salvador Raleigh 25/11/18 8:44:10	17

	Cameleon 09/04/16 8:12:30	17

	Window dressing 23/03/16 13:09:40	17

	Meal High Club 24/09/15 20:00:32	17

	"The name's Bond - Vagabond." 01/09/15 12:50:57	1 17
Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
	creative Whodonut. 19/04/14 8:04:02	17

	Rye smile. 08/11/13 8:09:16	17

	creative Bouncy hunter. 19/08/13 20:49:06	17

	"Let's celibate." 12/02/13 12:15:07	17

	Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter. 18/03/12 20:12:27	17

	lol They have been inseparable since they met on a package holiday. 07/02/21 12:12:20	16

	An emotional rollercoaster. 06/03/20 12:32:30	16

	Reliant Dobbin 29/12/18 8:53:39	16

	John Leannon 11/11/18 12:12:20	16

	Auntie establishment 06/11/18 8:45:15	16

	It really bugs me when he scrapes his nails down the whiteboard. 25/08/18 20:33:38	16

	Copycat 02/08/18 9:30:12	16

	Tinderella 05/10/17 20:31:30	1 16

	Mud Max 23/09/17 12:50:21	16

	Plastic surgery 15/07/17 12:04:43	16

	Think-tank 24/01/17 8:08:21	16

	lol clever Chairman Meow 14/10/16 20:42:15	16

	Alice in Wonderland 24/09/16 8:03:59	16

	lol clever "It's bitter outside." 15/06/16 20:17:18	16

	lol No holes barred 07/03/16 12:05:23	16

	"It's a four-meal drive." 23/01/16 12:22:47	16

	Lawn order 03/09/15 20:14:06	16

	clever 🎵 Swing Low, Meat Chariot 🎵 20/08/15 20:44:48	16

	Sundae lunch 04/07/15 12:09:16	16

	First draught 04/07/15 8:00:37	16

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Thanks Julia

(caption author)

16/01/23
8:43pm

comment on caption:
"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." [Tony Edwards]

He spilled a bowl of soup in his lap. Getting up, he excused himself saying "Wait here, there's a soup in my fly."

Willie Johnson

17/01/23
7:55am

comment on caption:
"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." [Tony Edwards]

We must have a psychic connection. You added this while I was reading the other captions. Amazing co-incidence. Yours is better though, I would've ruined mine by putting 'by' in front.

Stephen Bean

31/01/23
8:36am

comment on caption:
Sandra Bottycelli [Tony Edwards]

I disagree. I prefer being "left on the shelf" if indeed you apply that term to yourself.

By saying that, you're applying hierarchal value to those that have been picked off the shelf even though all it validates is that everyone has a consumer product value if you're saying everyone's a product on the shelf in the first place.

People feeling left out on Valentine's is a bit like when people top themselves because it's Christmas. You must be a bit single minded to think these are the only days of the year that fun is designated to. And that you're missing out because it's being pointed out by everyone that you can't be enjoying yourself if you're not doing the must thing that everyone else is perceived to be doing?

Glyn Evans

15/02/23
10:19am