Tony Edwards
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caption quota: 40
caption votes given since joining: 22,994
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08/08/18 12:26:52 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere."
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13/06/13 20:17:39 |
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29/03/16 22:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect.
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15/10/14 8:31:28 |
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15/05/18 8:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 20:35:59 |
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09/09/15 12:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool.
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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19/04/21 12:46:24 |
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02/09/18 8:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs.
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27/07/15 8:01:25 |
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 20:31:44 |
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Come fry with me...
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21/10/14 12:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job!
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 8:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot.
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 11:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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23/08/20 20:00:38 |
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He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 21:01:31 |
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Dr Divid Bomber.
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19/05/20 20:38:58 |
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20/09/18 20:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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12/04/22 20:34:03 |
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"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 12:15:21 |
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24/02/20 12:38:08 |
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29/12/19 8:41:56 |
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31/05/19 20:47:49 |
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23/09/18 8:10:03 |
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27/09/17 12:03:26 |
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07/01/17 12:03:58 |
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22/09/15 8:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :)
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08/07/15 8:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 20:51:45 |
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18/06/15 12:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 20:08:47 |
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Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte.
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07/08/14 8:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 12:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 8:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 21:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page
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13/01/13 8:05:49 |
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27/05/12 11:46:57 |
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17/10/11 11:20:01 |
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25/03/22 21:02:57 |
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12/09/19 20:02:06 |
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14/06/19 12:26:01 |
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Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote .
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The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 21:09:15 |
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30/03/19 12:19:08 |
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23/06/17 12:10:42 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 8:02:50 |
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07/08/21 20:03:11 |
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There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14 |
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18/06/20 9:58:27 |
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27/06/19 20:13:18 |
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Jacksie Bauer
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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25/11/18 8:44:10 |
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09/04/16 8:12:30 |
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23/03/16 13:09:40 |
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24/09/15 20:00:32 |
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01/09/15 12:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell.
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19/04/14 8:04:02 |
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08/11/13 8:09:16 |
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19/08/13 20:49:06 |
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12/02/13 12:15:07 |
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Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter. 18/03/12 20:12:27 |
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They have been inseparable since they met on a package holiday. 07/02/21 12:12:20 |
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06/03/20 12:32:30 |
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29/12/18 8:53:39 |
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11/11/18 12:12:20 |
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06/11/18 8:45:15 |
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It really bugs me when he scrapes his nails down the whiteboard. 25/08/18 20:33:38 |
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02/08/18 9:30:12 |
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05/10/17 20:31:30 |
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23/09/17 12:50:21 |
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15/07/17 12:04:43 |
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24/01/17 8:08:21 |
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14/10/16 20:42:15 |
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24/09/16 8:03:59 |
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15/06/16 20:17:18 |
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07/03/16 12:05:23 |
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23/01/16 12:22:47 |
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03/09/15 20:14:06 |
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20/08/15 20:44:48 |
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04/07/15 12:09:16 |
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04/07/15 8:00:37 |
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He must be wearing Huggies Pull-Ups. 26/06/15 12:16:19 |
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01/04/15 12:08:32 |
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Excellent
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06/03/15 12:52:43 |
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25/12/14 8:22:41 |
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17/10/14 12:14:20 |
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Confessions of a Window Cleaner. 02/07/14 8:55:24 |
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20/05/14 8:03:26 |
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"Don't put all your eggs in one casket." 24/04/14 13:03:52 |
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"Good Lordi! Is it time for the Eurovision Song Contest already?" 17/01/14 8:03:33 |
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"The Hills are Alive with the sound of a rabid dog tearing out your throat,
and soon a detective will come to investigate..."
8:22am
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The Sound of the Baskervilles [Tony Edwards]
That dad is going to "Pop" the tyre?
8:57pm
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"Quick dad! pedal faster or we are going to land on that statue." [Tony Edwards]
I like this one. It's "New-Yorker-Caption Style": First, you pick up a cliche with your right hand ("Are we there yet, dad"). Then, you pick up the novel situation with your LEFT hand (a kid driving a car). And you look carefully at the cliche, and the novel situation: one in each hand. Then, you knock them together, HARD.
If you're skillful, "the new thing" is somewhat familiar, with a delightful splice:
"Am I there yet, dad?"
...Something like that.
Nice Job!
7:37am
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"Am I there yet, dad?" [Tony Edwards]
Don't look at me. I did Nazi that.
11:00am
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Hitler Youth display some Nazi habits. [Tony Edwards]
That would be a short film.
1:47pm
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The Hand That Rocks the Coffin. [Tony Edwards]
It's important we conform to the "new normal". Everyone should conform to him. No variation from what is normal is allowed, no one is allowed to do anything differently unless I, supreme ruler say so. Let the conformist automatons take over! Let fascism prevail!
5:10pm
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People start to return to a 'new normal' after COVID. [Tony Edwards]
Putin doesn't seem to like his privacy being invaded and neither do the corrupt borschtards (if they are) that are his allies. That's why he has to hide behind so many nukes.
They invaded Ukraine, so why not invade their privacy?
Invading privacy has to work in both ways though. You can't have one set of corrupt borschtards being vilified by another set of corrupt borchtards.
No one gets to hide or everyone does.
Everyone? ...everyone? Where'd they all go? Lol
6:31am
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"How does it feel to have your privacy invaded Mr Putin?" [Tony Edwards]
Is that their InterContinental Ballistic Missile? Maybe they got some of the wrong parts. I C BM.
10:15am
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IKEA North Korea [Tony Edwards]
😁
11:27pm
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It's very appropriate, because he's got a face like a slapped arse. [Tony Edwards]
For the fun of it, I looked up the creator of this set. Just the decanter goes for $678, and your creative spin on this would only drive up the price!
Great caption!!!
4:03pm
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Duckanter [Tony Edwards]