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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere."
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13/06/13 20:17:39 |
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The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy cow 21/10/23 10:18:42 |
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29/03/16 22:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect.
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An Englishman's home is his cattle. 30/11/23 20:11:36 |
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15/10/14 8:31:28 |
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06/04/24 12:08:32 |
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🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 12:59:44 |
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Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John?
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15/05/18 8:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 20:35:59 |
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09/09/15 12:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool.
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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03/01/24 10:08:09 |
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05/06/22 12:52:22 |
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19/04/21 12:46:24 |
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02/09/18 8:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs.
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27/07/15 8:01:25 |
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 20:31:44 |
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Come fry with me...
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21/10/14 12:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job!
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 8:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot.
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 11:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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12/07/24 12:35:46 |
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( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
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8 out of 10 cats prefer whispers 28/05/24 12:02:24 |
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25/01/23 21:02:59 |
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13/10/22 12:01:09 |
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23/08/20 20:00:38 |
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He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 21:01:31 |
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Dr Divid Bomber.
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19/05/20 20:38:58 |
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20/09/18 20:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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The Hound That Rocks the Cradle Mon 12:13:55 |
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"I suspect this painting has been doctored." 10/12/23 12:31:37 |
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11/02/23 20:23:54 |
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02/02/23 20:04:27 |
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12/04/22 20:34:03 |
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"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 12:15:21 |
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24/02/20 12:38:08 |
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29/12/19 8:41:56 |
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31/05/19 20:47:49 |
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23/09/18 8:10:03 |
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27/09/17 12:03:26 |
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07/01/17 12:03:58 |
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22/09/15 8:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :)
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08/07/15 8:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 20:51:45 |
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18/06/15 12:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 20:08:47 |
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Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte.
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07/08/14 8:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 12:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 8:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 21:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page
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13/01/13 8:05:49 |
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27/05/12 11:46:57 |
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17/10/11 11:20:01 |
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30/05/24 12:03:23 |
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16/05/24 12:08:18 |
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"The Christmas post has arrived!" 01/12/23 12:14:43 |
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Front row seats still available. 20/10/23 20:42:23 |
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14/08/22 20:44:02 |
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25/03/22 21:02:57 |
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12/09/19 20:02:06 |
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14/06/19 12:26:01 |
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Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote .
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The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 21:09:15 |
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30/03/19 12:19:08 |
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23/06/17 12:10:42 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 8:02:50 |
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15/09/24 12:09:37 |
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20/05/24 12:00:38 |
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10/04/24 12:03:55 |
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26/02/24 20:19:38 |
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12/01/24 20:31:32 |
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20/07/23 12:03:51 |
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Running a vehicle on methane gas does have it's disadvantages. 04/04/23 12:09:31 |
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"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." 16/01/23 12:10:17 |
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07/08/21 20:03:11 |
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There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14 |
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18/06/20 9:58:27 |
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27/06/19 20:13:18 |
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Jacksie Bauer
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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25/11/18 8:44:10 |
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09/04/16 8:12:30 |
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23/03/16 13:09:40 |
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24/09/15 20:00:32 |
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01/09/15 12:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell.
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19/04/14 8:04:02 |
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08/11/13 8:09:16 |
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19/08/13 20:49:06 |
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12/02/13 12:15:07 |
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Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter. 18/03/12 20:12:27 |
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10/08/24 12:08:25 |
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Was someone drunk with my homies?
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15/06/24 9:47:32 |
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You're welcome. I have a restrictions block on my voting at present, but if and
when it is lifted, I will definitely give it a vote.
9:51pm
comment on caption:
A Ewe with a View [Tony Edwards]
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
1:39pm
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She's a keeper. [Tony Edwards]
I found this caption very amusing...
(with elderly women's hair often falling out,) or in this case, a 'Big-Hair' wig...
and their love of Herbal Teas - it hit on the mark perfectly.
1:29am
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Hairball tea [Tony Edwards]
"This is much easier than using the Bingo Dabbers."
1:16am
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Nantendo [Tony Edwards]
The "Eh?" Team.
1:16am
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Nantendo [Tony Edwards]
Gaming with my Homies.
1:16am
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Nantendo [Tony Edwards]
Was someone drunk with my homies?
9:01am
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Nantendo [Tony Edwards]
As seen in Harper's & Preen.
12:21pm
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Parrot fashion [Tony Edwards]
Thanks Kathleen
10:12am
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A Lap dog. [Tony Edwards]
Will definitely give a vote, after this 'voting-Block' is lifted from me...
Sorry, I was unaware that it was on me, from the get-go.
It's a good caption... wish I had thought of it.
2:00pm
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A Lap dog. [Tony Edwards]