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Tony Edwards
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profile viewed: 3 time(s) this week
caption quota: 44
votes given since joining: 18,794
super vote quota: 26
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
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29/03/16 21:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
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15/05/18 7:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 19:35:59 |
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09/09/15 11:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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02/09/18 7:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
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27/07/15 7:01:25 |
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 19:31:44 |
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Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
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21/10/14 11:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 7:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 10:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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20/09/18 19:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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23/09/18 7:10:03 |
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27/09/17 11:03:26 |
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22/09/15 7:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
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08/07/15 7:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 19:51:45 |
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18/06/15 11:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 19:08:47 |
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07/08/14 7:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 11:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 7:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 20:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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13/01/13 8:05:49 |
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27/05/12 10:46:57 |
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17/10/11 10:20:01 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 7:02:50 |
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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25/11/18 8:44:10 |
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09/04/16 7:12:30 |
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23/03/16 13:09:40 |
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24/09/15 19:00:32 |
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01/09/15 11:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
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19/04/14 7:04:02 |
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more captions
If you think that's bad, don't go near the overpass.
1:30am
comment on caption:
🎵 Highway to Smell 🎵 [Tony Edwards]
Or 'Resurrection by chocolate'?
9:51pm
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Chocolate heaven [Tony Edwards]
And its edible! https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/243367
2:28pm
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KFC Cup [Tony Edwards]
Looks like he's already spent it!
1:22pm
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Hamish McTavish gets his daughter to search for the penny he dropped. [Tony Edwards]
Bwahahaahaha!!!!
2:33pm
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..........and a die-t coke. [Tony Edwards]
"it's" should read "its". Grammar Police.
11:27pm
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Even the plaque is showing it's crack. [Tony Edwards]
bearfaced lyre...
1:34pm
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"If Bruno told you that he can play the harp, he's a barefaced lyre." [Tony Edwards]
Twade?
12:39pm
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Twix of the trade. [Tony Edwards]
And on the other arm: Right-tenant pigeon
(He feeds them mouldy old dough.)
:^)
7:19am
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Lieutenant Pigeon [Tony Edwards]
"I'll Take You Home Again Half-clean"
6:43am
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Lieutenant Pigeon [Tony Edwards]