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James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

"Good thinking Ahmed, this trip across the Sahara will be much better with air-conditioning."

16/02/20 20:03:32

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3780Stu Dent

The chandelier scene on Saudi Arabia fools and horses remake just wasn't the same.

16/02/20 20:09:13

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2212Guideaux .

How many village heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

16/02/20 20:45:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

If you think cricket is hard to understand, try the national game of Uzbekistan.

16/02/20 20:00:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

Never order room service in Uganda...

16/02/20 20:49:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

Lawrence Of Arabia: The Out-takes

16/02/20 20:41:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1034Mark Wilson

This new hair and beard trimmer is genius

16/02/20 20:13:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

"Ouch...ouch....will someone please turn the f*cking fan off..."

16/02/20 20:00:11

 
stone face Vote score: 7505stone face

"See son! I told you this testicular tumour would come in handy, one day."

16/02/20 20:29:43

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Also: 'Buster Nomad'. --Michael Winner
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1419Karen Oakenfull

The procedure you see here, is a common method to aid a constipated camel move its bowels.
The bloke chewing on a ceiling fan is just the local nutter.

18/02/20 4:16:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

“To be honest, I'm not a fan of camels”

16/02/20 20:00:09

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3780Stu Dent

Tom Dick and Hairy

16/02/20 20:00:08

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

High Maintenance!

17/02/20 7:54:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9374Stephen Bean

"Trust me Karim, we will make millions with our flying camels. Just stick this behind you and make it spin really fast."

16/02/20 23:39:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21986Ian Skelding

"Blading hell!"

16/02/20 20:47:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Well, there's your problem right there mate- you're riding it the wrong f*cking way."

16/02/20 20:10:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"...and after pouring in the olive oil, lemon juice and avocados, use your camel to tread it into a fine paste..."

16/02/20 20:09:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

Unfortunately ladders wouldn't be discovered for another 1400 years.

16/02/20 20:08:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Is it the final of the Darwin Awards already?

16/02/20 20:06:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

It is more difficult for a fan to get to heaven than it is for a camel--
Shut up and hand me the screwdriver!

16/02/20 20:05:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Father, are you sure this is how you peel an artichoke?"

16/02/20 20:05:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Yes, I'm sure that a drone-edary camel will work..."

16/02/20 20:00:32

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4464Lucky Elperro

It is usually a good idea to ask for recommendations before you get an electrician in Hounslow.

18/02/20 0:21:16

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1034Mark Wilson

" Get down from there, who said you could do that".
" The camel toed us"

17/02/20 20:27:06

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1034Mark Wilson

And fingers on the buzzer for the next round

17/02/20 19:07:20

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

Juman-jeez!!

17/02/20 8:40:12

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

"Its your turn to blow it".

17/02/20 8:18:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

With the fan off the heat was stifling, but with the fan on you could smell the Camel dung in every room.

17/02/20 6:11:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Mercedes, Ben's.

17/02/20 2:58:32

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

“Joe Camel gets the job done. Joe Camel makes the terrorists his b*tches. Joe Camel doesn’t need his fans, because Joe Camel can make as many as he wants.”
—Alji Hiisku

“Joe Camel has a hump that is very nice.”
—Kevin

17/02/20 2:36:00

 
Sarah Mee Sarah Mee

Two men, one canel

16/02/20 22:40:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

Camel-two

16/02/20 22:18:53

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1543Rachel P

Organised crime in Mumbai have started extracting water and selling to drought ravaged areas

16/02/20 21:47:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9374Stephen Bean

A ruminant with a room

16/02/20 20:28:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I'm not sure that I like the name 'Nelliecopter'."

16/02/20 20:28:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

"I think I know what's wrong, it should be an Elephant in the room."

16/02/20 20:25:12

 
stone face Vote score: 7505stone face

"OK, now am gonna attach the propellor to the camelcopter."

16/02/20 20:23:21

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

"How can we screw this in without making the camel dizzy?"

16/02/20 20:22:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

When you wake up to find this at the end of your bed, you know you had a great night.

16/02/20 20:20:13

 
stone face Vote score: 7505stone face

"What's up? Why have you got the hump."

16/02/20 20:17:49

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

-How do you get down off a camel?

-You don't get down off a camel, you only get fan blades.

16/02/20 20:14:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21986Ian Skelding

"Nomad."
"I think you are mate."

16/02/20 20:12:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"...and now we step over to the dual-direction propeller camel because the election results are now in..."

16/02/20 20:03:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8514Chris Keegan

They're clearly a fan of regular humping.

16/02/20 20:00:12

 
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