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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9557Dave Bryan

Shelf isolation

26/06/20 8:07:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20538John Glover

"Oh, shut the bloody door and let me masterbate in peace."

26/06/20 13:15:57

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Are you Tosser Wivlov by any chance? --Flo .
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22184Ian Skelding

"Black lives matter, no, white lives matter, no, black lives ..... "

26/06/20 12:09:12

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Careful I'm a Racoon & don't even know if I can say that now.....how rediculous is that? --Flo .
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4583Karyn Harrison

"Well sometimes you can't get out and about the way you would like to. You're stuck in, like I'm stuck in today. And then yes you get bored and you get fed up with looking at the same four walls."

Nod to Nick Park.

26/06/20 11:40:52

 
Mark England Vote score: 16790Mark England

"Well done you've knocked down the coconut. Help yourself to any prize on the top shelf"
"Err...couldn't I just have a goldfish?"

26/06/20 8:45:23

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Th Road to Madagascar, starring Dorothy Lemur.

Sun 0:36:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8821Chris Keegan

Micky hasn't performed in months, life just isn't the same without a hand up your bottom.

26/06/20 9:59:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11962Vanessa the Guesser

"How did you get so high?"

"The monkeys gave me some dust."

26/06/20 8:31:48

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

WTF!

26/06/20 8:21:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11962Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm here for my aye-aye test."

26/06/20 8:11:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9926Stephen Bean

Shelfie

26/06/20 8:10:38

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 990Stephen Graham

Lemur's femur's

26/06/20 8:03:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9557Dave Bryan

Lemurs can live for years in the wild but they have a very short shelf life.

26/06/20 8:03:06

 
Molly R Vote score: 1762Molly R

"Can't you give a chap a bit of privacy?"

26/06/20 8:02:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14905Dan Nicholls

Here we go fella, one small injection and you will be right as rain.

26/06/20 8:01:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14905Dan Nicholls

Don't leave me on the shelf.

It was tricky finding a mate for Dave.

26/06/20 8:01:07

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 508Charles Gilbert

Just lemur alone.

27/06/20 16:14:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9582Mr Dome

Left on the shelf

26/06/20 11:53:52

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6567Glyn Evans

"Cat? I'm not a cat. I'm what your cat wishes it was."

26/06/20 11:52:01

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 400alexandra ball

Out of all my family, I'm still single and on the shelf.

26/06/20 10:15:35

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Not surprised you're a Humbug type. --Flo .
Vivvy En Vote score: 5862Vivvy En

"Thank you for attending the interview but unfortunately, Lenny, we won't be employing you this Christmas as an Elf on the Shelf."

26/06/20 9:33:36

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

"Karen, you're pregnant"

26/06/20 8:43:27

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Did you know? --Flo .
Stu Dent Vote score: 3971Stu Dent

A monkey caption that can officially be classed as a Ledge end.

26/06/20 8:29:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14905Dan Nicholls

He was always touching himself, in fact he was quite a shelf-ish lover all round.

26/06/20 8:05:08

 
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