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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6563Hercules Rockefeller

Full Metal Jackass

11/05/20 8:00:26

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Modern day Don key-xote. --Willie Johnson
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

The donkey signed up because he thought he was fighting for the U.S of Hay.

11/05/20 9:27:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

"Can't get off yet sarge, I've still got 2 dollars worth of ride to go."

11/05/20 15:24:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''Private, when I said try and blend in with the local population......''

11/05/20 8:38:19

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

American women like their men with big guns and a tiny ass.

11/05/20 8:00:13

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

This is Dave a poor soldier from Yorkshire, who day to day puts his life on the line for queen and country. Just a small donation of £3 a month would enable Dave to buy a bigger Donkey and feed his whippet.

11/05/20 9:14:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

This is Dave's third tour of duty in Assghanistan.

11/05/20 8:35:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Assassin's Steed

11/05/20 8:00:07

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

Politicians refuse to admit defence cuts are effecting military operations

11/05/20 12:35:27

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

If the fucking idiot fires that now it'll ricochet of the wall & kill the bloody pair of us!

11/05/20 8:35:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''Shit! I should have used a bigger donkey.''

11/05/20 8:17:16

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

This surveillance is sore on my ass.

11/05/20 10:09:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Explosion grafting error leaves soldier with 20 inch penis. Doctors say his wife will walk again.

11/05/20 8:33:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

The Guns of Nazareth

11/05/20 8:07:10

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Palm Sunday 2020

11/05/20 13:39:46

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

There were still a few places of sanctuary within the conflict zone.

11/05/20 12:17:23

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

It had been a hell of a stag night, but Dave was not happy to wake up and find his mates had dumped him on an estate in Leicester.

11/05/20 9:54:42

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

There's one universal goal in life: aim high.

11/05/20 8:40:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

Hero! My ass

11/05/20 8:34:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

On dress down Fridays soldiers are allowed to wear mules.

11/05/20 8:33:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Cutbacks affect US/Mexico border wall.

11/05/20 8:29:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9378Mr Dome

Do all houses in Hull have a satellite dish?

11/05/20 8:28:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

That wall must be bricking itself

11/05/20 8:26:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

ARMY: Be The Jest

11/05/20 8:21:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''I always wear a bullet proof vest. It protects me from the rebounds off the wall.''

11/05/20 8:04:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

Paddy didn’t know why they wanted him to mortar the enemy positions when the wall needed repointing.

11/05/20 19:21:18

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

Satellite TV Installation Technicians required. Company transport supplied. Must have own tools and gun. Meets National Minimum Wage.

11/05/20 13:01:19

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

"I love the smell of mule dung in the morning."

11/05/20 12:43:52

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

The S ASS

11/05/20 12:09:11

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 97Nathan Davies

"Little donkey, little donkey with your heavy load..ed machine gun"

11/05/20 11:00:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Have Donkey - Will Travel

11/05/20 9:58:39

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

Donald Trump's Mexico wall is coming along fine.

11/05/20 9:56:05

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

Okay, Farquaad, step away from the Princess Fiona!

11/05/20 9:50:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

It's rumoured that Humpty's pusher was a lowdown bum.

11/05/20 9:13:43

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

Well that donkey's no good for combat. Being a seasoned war veteran, hee haw to know better.

11/05/20 9:08:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

Assghan

11/05/20 9:00:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

Dave thought his first day was going well on mortar fire

11/05/20 8:50:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

Don't blow your cover.

11/05/20 8:43:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

The army is sent in to break up mass gathering on Blackpool pleasure beach.

11/05/20 8:31:35

 
Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

He's a real badass soldier.

11/05/20 8:28:33

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Especially after a vindaloo --Woofer 6
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Dave was convinced his new bray gun could shoot through walls.

11/05/20 8:23:48

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

The government insists troops have enough equipment for overseas operations.

11/05/20 8:19:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Blackpool Peer

11/05/20 8:17:24

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

The SAS for dyslexics

11/05/20 8:11:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Assault weapon

11/05/20 8:04:12

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5017Chris Halliwell

The military go undercover in their search for drug mules.

11/05/20 8:02:35

 
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