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	lol creative "Boris, there's some policemen at the front door?" 23/06/19 20:16:43	28

	creative x2 "So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?" 18/02/13 12:15:46	1 24
This is cracking :-) --Chris Beach
	"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!" 06/07/12 11:11:12	2 24

	They made me take my silverback. 27/01/15 12:02:16	23

	lol creative clever "Shit, I've left all my groceries at the school gate." 01/03/18 12:46:32	22

	lol x2 clever "Why can't we be smuggled into Britain just like the others, in the back of a truck?" 28/07/15 21:46:14	1 22

	clever x3 "Yes, I am an architect, but I compile crossword puzzles on the side." 06/02/17 12:18:16	21

	lol x2 "Shit, so what did we have put down?" 25/01/16 21:58:26	21

	creative The tourin' shroud. 26/03/14 12:58:08	21

	creative "I've just come to warn you that Abbot Twa is not a monk whose coming to bless you all." 20/08/19 12:13:45	1 20

	lol creative 🎵 A neigh in the manger ... 27/09/18 20:19:40	20

	lol x3 "You offer three camels to sleep with me, not only is that insulting, I don't even bloody smoke." 22/11/17 11:15:26	2 20
And an animal used to barter with (allegedly) in the middle east etc. Just thought iâ€™d explain in case Anon didnâ€™t know that --Mr Dome
	lol creative clever Brick Leia. 27/02/15 12:55:11	3 20

	Imad did some taxi driving on the side. 23/08/11 11:10:34	3 20
I wouldn't tip him. --Guido van der Velden
	"The boss said this job had to be FLAWLESS you idiots." 09/09/18 14:04:59	19

	lol creative Will Magda and Guri escape? watch next weeks exciting trailer! 12/03/13 12:15:43	19

	lol x2 "Wow, what a massive fanny, fannyy fannnyyyy fannyyyyy." "No need to go on about it Clive." "I'm not, that's just the echo." 09/02/13 11:10:38	2 18
I forgot I had super votes! --Dan Dan
	"Mum! Brian's up to sumping again." 24/01/13 12:18:25	18

	clever "Watch out lads, they've just installed an electric fence." 26/08/20 14:08:07	18

	"You bought them cheap from a mate of yours at the cricket club, what's that awful musty smell?" 24/05/20 12:22:07	18

	Passing the buck. 12/05/19 20:45:04	18

	clever Hover Kraft. 07/01/18 10:11:24	15 18
Thank you all for your kind remarks. I was just applying our craft.A huge thank you to Chris for keeping this site going. --John Glover
	"The fat, ugly overweight bitch wouldn't get up. So I had to take the dog for a walk myself." 25/08/15 12:18:17	1 18
Good story. --Greg Curtis
	lol "I've got the drugs guv, as you thought, they were up his arse." 16/06/15 20:42:27	18

	Poor tiddles, that big moth had been his best friend for the last 24 hours. Now he really wished he hadn't invited him to his birthday party. 10/07/21 20:28:09	17

	William realised he had just narrowly escaped death by a couple of feet. 22/05/21 20:49:20	3 17
By --Willie Johnson
	clever x2 Will their husbands cheat again? I think the answer is a four gun conclusion. 02/06/20 20:31:35	17

	lol A serious hold up at the abattoir gave them all time to reflect. 10/12/19 20:26:57	17

	Right from the start Daniel was destined to be a barman. 11/06/19 12:32:06	17

	Well, they aren't going to win a no bell prize. 15/02/19 12:10:26	17

	Imad often did some taxi driving on the side. 13/09/18 20:32:25	1 17
This caption was used for a similar photo in 2011 -- but by the same captioneer - so fair play! Great caption! --Chris Beach
	Joe promised to wear them, but suddenly got cold feet. 18/11/17 20:06:18	17

	lol "Oh,Sir, are you going to buy that sex magazine, or what?" 27/06/16 12:09:41	2 17
Thank you for not wanking in the shop. --Michael Monkhouse
	Glow ball warming. 11/03/15 12:56:46	17

	lol creative Dear Frank, thanks for lending me your flat whilst you were away. The Feng Shui course went really well and I took the liberty of getting rid of a few of your things. Unfortunately I left my medication at home and had a severe bipolar episode, and it seems that I must have found your perminant colour set of magic markers. It is at this point I have to mention your beautifly polished white italian marble flooring ..... 27/02/15 20:59:13	1 17

	Slow motion photography. 26/02/15 12:13:24	17

	"I should have chained it up, but I dread locks." 17/09/14 21:12:43	17

	Jim thought about challenging the troops, but was just too wimpy. 24/06/14 13:03:41	17

	lol Bloody Orange, still can't get a signal. 30/03/14 20:43:50	17

	A four gone conclusion. 23/03/13 12:44:59	17

	"Another fine mesh you've got yourself into." 13/11/12 20:43:34	1 17

	"I'd prefer a Harp if you've got one." 12/05/12 11:50:44	17

	lol x2 "Bugger, there was no need for him to hit me, all I said was 'After you mate." 04/05/22 21:18:36	16

	"What do you mean, 'it's my weekend to have him', I'm in the middle of a bloody game!" 21/04/21 12:17:08	1 16
"Either way, you're not going to score." --Willie Johnson
	"Have you repaired that sign yet?" "Don't worry, I'm on it." 21/02/20 21:55:47	16

	creative x2 "I've got someone coming through called Bruce, does that mean anything to anyone here?" 07/05/18 12:06:34	16

	A call to arms. 04/01/18 13:08:20	16

	Son shade. 21/12/17 13:08:36	16

	clever Wise crack. 24/05/17 12:01:03	16

	clever "Couldn't they drown?" "When the tide races in, I think it will be a four gone conclusion." 05/02/16 11:00:43	1 16
Yes, foreshore. --Greg Curtis
	Tony's business wasn't doing well and went into voluntary liquidation. 19/09/15 21:10:11	16

	"Yes officer, that's the man who was flashing in the park, except he was wearing a big mac." 13/01/15 20:24:57	16

	No point in trying to butter him up, he prefers Marge. 21/06/14 20:28:58	16

	After her massive Lottery win, gran had a message for all her relatives who suddenly decided to visit her after years of absence." 01/06/14 12:12:00	16

	Lucy wouldn't use a note pad, she prefered her face book. 25/05/14 12:33:06	16

	"I've just told the boys at the rugby club that we're gay." 20/05/13 20:23:47	16

	Having been recently knighted for his successful business franchises, Roland became better known as Lard of the Rings. 29/03/13 12:29:03	3 16
thank you for that! I must remember to do hash anon first! --John Glover
	"Pasta la vista baby!" 28/07/12 12:58:46	16

	"Remember, don't speak at the border crossing Dad, just smile and do as I do." 27/07/12 11:47:40	16

	lol x2 "Is mum still fast asleep? well open her bedroom door very quietly for me, would you please?" 23/09/14 12:29:40	15

	lol creative "Ok, so it's a funeral and not mud wrestling, just smile, keep bowing and walk slowly backwards and hopefully no one will notice." 10/02/14 12:21:07	2 15
Talk about LOL you made me splatter my monitor. --Barrie Bullock
	creative x3 " Are you sitting comfortably? well I'll begin, "Once upon a time, a long, long while ago in a far off land, there lived a little girl called Beatrix Potter.." 07/04/13 13:08:16	15

	Chinese philosophy whilst waiting for new hardware store to open. "Just be and queue." 24/02/13 12:08:39	1 15
Love it. --Michael Monkhouse
	Multiplication tables. 21/09/12 12:10:50	15

	"Grandad, that's the last time I'm patching her up, remember, take your sodding teeth out first." 13/07/12 20:09:52	15

	Kama Kasis 09/07/12 20:18:06	3 15

	As Simon coldly watched Daphne plunge over the cliff to certain death, he suddenly realised the seriousness of his situation. she had the cigarette lighter. 07/05/12 20:48:19	15

	John thought passing along the side of the car was the best option, whilst the rest of his team mates went over the top. 16/03/12 20:28:14	2 15

	"Hello madam, sorry to interrupt your sleep, but I'm from the Jehovah's witnesses." 07/02/12 14:53:25	8 15

	lol clever "Don't get her too stoned, we don't want her fast asleep when prince Andrew arrives." 09/01/22 13:59:04	15

	lol "What's Nelson saying?" "Not sure, sounds like a load of gobbledy Duke." 18/03/21 21:51:31	2 15
Sorry John Glover, I didn't get this one until it was too late. Great caption. More than just a load of gobbledyDuke. --Willie Johnson
	"I told you not to call the security guard a useless fat git." 25/11/19 20:05:50	15

	creative The local Day Nursery 'Get your child home by drone' service was rapidly catching on. 07/05/19 20:39:23	15

	lol " We are running out of time, underlay underlay Miguel!" 28/03/19 20:16:08	2 15
I don't know if this is bad or good, but I keep laughing, so it must be good. --James Lennox
	The doctor asked Kevin for a mid stream sample. 09/08/18 13:20:03	15

	creative x2 clever Tandem parachute jumps do not always end up as planned. 30/01/18 12:03:49	15

	creative "Wow, look at the size of its asshole, we can make a fortune from that fish canning company." 28/07/17 12:19:21	15

	siloettes 12/03/15 20:27:00	15

	lol x2 "Is he, isn't he." "What?" "Looks like Stu Dent is about to vote." 27/07/19 20:41:16	3 14
I'm all for wacky captions, but this is a bit too far fetched --The Wolf
	"That's to the bastard who stole my drum kit." 29/06/19 12:27:21	2 14
My wife believed I was Phil Collins , till she bought me a drum kit.. --stone face
	"Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me .. 09/04/19 20:55:39	14

	We bought it at a knockdown price, 17/08/18 23:05:38	14

	"What do you mean, you want to cross the road. Why?" 05/05/18 13:08:10	14

	clever The Kraken is innocent! 16/02/18 13:10:18	14

	Pancho led a very sheltered life. 22/08/16 20:35:28	1 14
This caption is just perfect. I'm back, today, reading it AGAIN: beautifully done! --Greg Curtis
	"Dad, looked what I've just swapped for your I phone." 19/04/16 21:04:54	14

	lol "Come on lads, if the ten of us stick close together there's no chance of anyone being suddenly kidnapped along the dodgey coastal road stage." 04/03/16 20:22:44	2 14
Playing the piano with Chas'? --[anon]
	clever Ali cat. 02/03/16 10:35:56	14

	clever "Cuddles is innocent!" 02/02/16 20:09:20	1 14
Well, Keith Harris always stuck up for him... --[anon]
	"Sorry son, but I've got no idea why Mrs Cohen wouldn't let you in to Samuel's birthday party." 13/01/16 14:01:22	14

	"Ha ha, The advertising agency got that wrong, it should be Cow and Gate." 19/07/15 21:16:02	14

	creative Well, if this doesn't get rid of his verrucas, nothing will. 07/03/15 20:56:02	14

	"I don't know the sodding password, just let me get to that bloody tree before I burst." 21/10/14 20:24:14	14

	lol Airy biker 18/10/14 12:06:59	14

	"My wife charges Â£10 for sex, then puts it away for our holiday, a month in Barbados at the end of the year." "Yeh, my wife does the same. We're off to Butlins for a week in 2017." 07/10/14 20:34:38	1 14

	creative Speaking in a whisper. "Now that's a rare site, dung beetles don't often play with their food." 05/04/14 11:30:23	14

	Emptying the skip. 25/03/14 13:01:45	14

	"Looks like she hopped onto the ferry." 06/03/14 20:05:13	14

	"You missed her with the discus, now try the javelin." 29/11/13 20:32:41	14

	"Now lads, the four of us will be quite safe, if we all keep a sharp eye out for that crafty bastard of a fox." 27/10/13 20:46:02	14

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