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John Glover
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Location: Cheltenham
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Sad old git who can't seem to keep away from this web site.
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What odds?
6:23pm
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"Ah, jelly fish do not melt in contact with boiling water sir." [John Glover]
Lord of the Stings
2:20pm
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Underground homes are Hobbit forming. [John Glover]
I guess the bubble burst for them
7:24pm
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It can only be played indoors now, since our last outdoor game was interupted by a sudden gale blowing five players off the field, over the cliff top and into the sea. Two players were rescued within the hour, one received a Guiness Book of Records certificate for the most novel channel crossing and alas, the other two, the Smith brothers, were never found. [John Glover]
I was thinking the same thing: Beat me to it!
12:43pm
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"When the wrist is at the right angle, the collective energy accrued during the meditation, flows across into the pituitary gland that sends hormones down through the chakras, giving each a deep cleansing along the way. Which in turn boosts your immune system, giving you all a great sense of well being and confidence that you have done something positive about your problems with athletes foot." [John Glover]
"Uhhh, Yogi, what if I just have piles?"
7:07pm
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"When the wrist is at the right angle, the collective energy accrued during the meditation, flows across into the pituitary gland that sends hormones down through the chakras, giving each a deep cleansing along the way. Which in turn boosts your immune system, giving you all a great sense of well being and confidence that you have done something positive about your problems with athletes foot." [John Glover]
You've heard of Downward Dog? This is Sideways Duck.
7:55pm
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"When the wrist is at the right angle, the collective energy accrued during the meditation, flows across into the pituitary gland that sends hormones down through the chakras, giving each a deep cleansing along the way. Which in turn boosts your immune system, giving you all a great sense of well being and confidence that you have done something positive about your problems with athletes foot." [John Glover]
Although I'd have preferred Molly Cool!
1:03pm
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"Oh, look, there's Molly Cule." [John Glover]
Death metal?
6:26pm
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Et in arcade ego. [John Glover]
You buy two, you get one free.
1:03pm
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"How did you know I used to be a stacker at Tesco?" [John Glover]
"That was your lipstick."
7:07pm
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"Don't you dare try and kiss me Rufus after what I saw you licking." [John Glover]