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John Glover
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Sad old git who can't seem to keep away from this web site.
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Where has Oregon, boy,
Where has Oregon.
If you want Al-as-ka
Al-as-ka where she's gone.
Delaware - Perry Como
8:57pm
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"What flight is she coming in on?"
"I'm not sure, Al ask 'er." [John Glover]
Ore probably has gone to ask "Can Ada come out to play?"
9:30pm
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"What flight is she coming in on?"
"I'm not sure, Al ask 'er." [John Glover]
My dad used to tell me about a song about this when he was young (probably 1930's ) where the first part was a question and the second part was an answer, involving all the states of the U.S. It went something like this - and I don't know the tune.
"- What did Delaware boys, what did Delaware
- She wore a New Jersey boys, she wore a New Jersey."
I think they had every state - What did Io-weigh? A Washington, What did Tennessee? She saw what Arkansas, etc.
That's about all I can remember right now (except for a couple of questions like "What did Idaho" and "Where has Oregon"). I'm sure Alaska was in there somewhere.
5:36pm
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"What flight is she coming in on?"
"I'm not sure, Al ask 'er." [John Glover]
This is one of the drawbacks of using Plenty of Fish, so I'm told!
1:55pm
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Veronica likes to inspect her prospective boyfriends for crabs. [John Glover]
Hahaha I'm flattered, as anyone would be. Any male that is.
8:19pm
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'Willy' Johnson. [John Glover]
Is it just Ben's? Or is it Jerry's? Or both?!
3:21pm
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"It's an ice cream stain, honest."
"So how do you get a stain like that on the inside of your underpants?" [John Glover]
She's rubbish period.
7:33pm
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Gran was rubbish at hide and seek. [John Glover]
At least use clean sheets.
11:29pm
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We know dad blew his brains out, but surely the undertakers could have presented him better than that. [John Glover]
And gluteal muscles.
9:43pm
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"I've always found that constipation is good for toning up the thigh muscles." [John Glover]
Definitely!
12:51am
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Yup, definately wrecked all.
(Just seen it nod to 8.00.18) [John Glover]