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Dave Bryan
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£50 ''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.'' 08/11/18 20:16:31 |
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Many thanks for the kind comments. Looking at the quality of the previous winners, I'm delighted to now be one of them.The dosh will also come in useful. Next time my wife says ''Are you wasting your time doing those stupid captions again... --Dave Bryan
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''Don't mention the War-burtons.'' 08/10/18 20:26:05 |
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Took me a while .... but a vote worthy fun caption. --John Glover
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14/06/18 11:00:17 |
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21/09/18 11:02:11 |
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Jane decides to leave her Tokyo accommodation. 24/07/18 7:23:17 |
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06/09/18 11:13:13 |
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''Since taking anabollic steroids, I've had a new Lisa life.'' 22/08/18 19:46:45 |
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02/08/18 7:00:12 |
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He's been using factor 50/50 again. 20/08/18 7:47:30 |
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''Oops, I've dropped the baby down the toilet.'' 15/11/18 12:03:43 |
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"I baptize you Floaty McFloatface." --Karyn Harrison
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A recent survey suggests that 3 out of 10 people have difficulty opening Windows. 12/08/18 7:08:57 |
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19/02/18 8:02:57 |
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14/10/18 11:10:13 |
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''Darling, when I said she wanted a Magnum.....'' 25/09/18 19:47:49 |
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15/08/18 11:01:10 |
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''Apparently, the company isn't doing very well. They've had to call in the receivers.'' 19/06/18 12:36:14 |
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23/10/18 11:00:08 |
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06/09/18 11:00:15 |
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''Don't look so smug. The dart missed.'' 11/08/18 20:11:51 |
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This caption really leaves me wanting to know what happened next. --Pussy Galore
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27/07/18 7:00:19 |
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06/06/18 7:16:30 |
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Budget cutbacks impact on Hitchcock remake. 06/03/18 13:29:43 |
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''I've just tested him for cat nip, Sarge. He's well over the limit.'' 23/08/18 7:29:33 |
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''An Even Better Day Out'' - Wallace & Gromit 01/08/18 11:12:05 |
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Brushing twice a day helps prevent bum disease. 28/07/18 20:29:14 |
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And irritable vowel syndrome. --Karyn Harrison
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I knew she would never finish that jumper. 16/06/18 7:07:23 |
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03/06/18 7:18:10 |
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''When happy hour starts there's usually a stampede.'' 30/11/18 20:01:20 |
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23/11/18 8:00:22 |
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The poor birds have had the stuffing knocked out of them. 12/11/18 20:03:18 |
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09/11/18 12:01:30 |
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''Miserable bastard! I only had one foot on the seat.'' 22/10/18 7:29:54 |
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22/10/18 7:00:16 |
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He's definitely out according to Auk-Eye. 20/09/18 10:33:57 |
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31/07/18 7:04:47 |
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Whatever the opposition, Schwarber usually got the runs. 19/04/18 7:16:18 |
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28/10/18 20:45:05 |
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09/10/18 19:00:36 |
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New research proves that bottle fed babies are happier. 22/09/18 7:00:30 |
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08/08/18 11:01:32 |
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''I've no idea what happened to Dorothy.'' 15/07/18 7:19:10 |
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''On reflection, let's go to the jewellers first.'' 19/06/18 11:09:25 |
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Good comment, Pussy. I hadn't seen it either. --Pete
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25/04/18 7:55:42 |
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Crowds flock to see The Dying Scotsmen 22/03/18 8:30:02 |
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18/11/18 21:33:17 |
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''We'll need a crane to shift that turd.'' 15/11/18 13:33:51 |
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''Try and find something more interesting than two yellow buses.'' 15/11/18 8:11:28 |
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09/11/18 20:00:33 |
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Many thanks for the kind comments. Looking at the quality of the previous winners, I'm delighted to now be one of them.
The dosh will also come in useful. Next time my wife says ''Are you wasting your time doing those stupid captions again'' I can reply that in these difficult times it's good that one of us has a part-time job.
11:37am
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''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.'' [Dave Bryan]
Well done Dave, great caption
12:56pm
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''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.'' [Dave Bryan]
"Everyone seems to know the roar. They've heard it all before..."
6:06pm
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''Tree Lions'' [Dave Bryan]
Top caption, well done.
6:12pm
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''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.'' [Dave Bryan]
How could I forget?
9:53pm
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''Tree Lions'' [Dave Bryan]
Belated congrats Dave!
12:23pm
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''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.'' [Dave Bryan]
Crank the stick!
6:18pm
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''I can't go yet. I'm not in gear.'' [Dave Bryan]
A nod to 20.00.06? where you had the idea from.
9:24pm
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Cabbage patch broll [Dave Bryan]
I hadn't noticed 20.00.06 but I'm quite happy to give it a nod.
10:29pm
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Cabbage patch broll [Dave Bryan]
Very well done
9:35pm
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''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.'' [Dave Bryan]