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Dave Bryan
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My cat helps me with the captions.
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''Don't worry, his Bach is worse than his bite.'' 17/12/18 8:00:36 |
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£50 ''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.'' 08/11/18 20:16:31 |
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Many thanks for the kind comments. Looking at the quality of the previous winners, I'm delighted to now be one of them.The dosh will also come in useful. Next time my wife says ''Are you wasting your time doing those stupid captions again... --Dave Bryan
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''Don't mention the War-burtons.'' 08/10/18 20:26:05 |
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Took me a while .... but a vote worthy fun caption. --John Glover
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14/06/18 11:00:17 |
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14/01/19 12:00:40 |
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21/09/18 11:02:11 |
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Jane decides to leave her Tokyo accommodation. 24/07/18 7:23:17 |
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06/09/18 11:13:13 |
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''Since taking anabollic steroids, I've had a new Lisa life.'' 22/08/18 19:46:45 |
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02/08/18 7:00:12 |
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He's been using factor 50/50 again. 20/08/18 7:47:30 |
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01/01/19 12:13:00 |
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I reckon this caption would be even better without the first half. --Molly R
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28/12/18 12:00:56 |
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''Sod the Milk Tray. Get me back to the surface.'' 14/12/18 12:35:23 |
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''Oops, I've dropped the baby down the toilet.'' 15/11/18 12:03:43 |
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"I baptize you Floaty McFloatface." --Karyn Harrison
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A recent survey suggests that 3 out of 10 people have difficulty opening Windows. 12/08/18 7:08:57 |
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17/06/18 11:02:18 |
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19/02/18 8:02:57 |
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05/12/18 20:00:28 |
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14/10/18 11:10:13 |
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''Darling, when I said she wanted a Magnum.....'' 25/09/18 19:47:49 |
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15/08/18 11:01:10 |
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''Apparently, the company isn't doing very well. They've had to call in the receivers.'' 19/06/18 12:36:14 |
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''We find that most visitors come to see George Best's liver.'' 03/02/19 8:53:11 |
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''I've just come back from the doctors. I keep getting a ringing noise in my ear.'' 01/02/19 12:05:08 |
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20/01/19 12:01:17 |
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22/12/18 8:01:14 |
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23/10/18 11:00:08 |
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06/09/18 11:00:15 |
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''Don't look so smug. The dart missed.'' 11/08/18 20:11:51 |
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This caption really leaves me wanting to know what happened next. --Pussy Galore
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27/07/18 7:00:19 |
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06/06/18 7:16:30 |
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Budget cutbacks impact on Hitchcock remake. 06/03/18 13:29:43 |
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''It's one of The Joker's traps, Batman. This is Norfolk.'' 29/01/19 8:02:34 |
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Norfolk 'n beautiful women --Mr Dome
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''I've just tested him for cat nip, Sarge. He's well over the limit.'' 23/08/18 7:29:33 |
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''An Even Better Day Out'' - Wallace & Gromit 01/08/18 11:12:05 |
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Brushing twice a day helps prevent bum disease. 28/07/18 20:29:14 |
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And irritable vowel syndrome. --Karyn Harrison
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I knew she would never finish that jumper. 16/06/18 7:07:23 |
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03/06/18 7:18:10 |
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''This sunburn is killing me. I should have married someone with bigger tits.'' 18/01/19 20:28:17 |
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''When happy hour starts there's usually a stampede.'' 30/11/18 20:01:20 |
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23/11/18 8:00:22 |
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The poor birds have had the stuffing knocked out of them. 12/11/18 20:03:18 |
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09/11/18 12:01:30 |
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''Miserable bastard! I only had one foot on the seat.'' 22/10/18 7:29:54 |
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22/10/18 7:00:16 |
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He's definitely out according to Auk-Eye. 20/09/18 10:33:57 |
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31/07/18 7:04:47 |
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Whatever the opposition, Schwarber usually got the runs. 19/04/18 7:16:18 |
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You certainly can: Thanks.
12:31pm
comment on caption:
That's no mere cat. [Dave Bryan]
At first I wondered why the upper case, and then I realised it is a tribute to Pterry but one can't do small caps here.
12:34pm
comment on caption:
DYING TONIGHT [Dave Bryan]
I don't want to disappoint you, Molly, but I got the idea from the neon sign outside my local chippy.
1:18pm
comment on caption:
DYING TONIGHT [Dave Bryan]
Bet they don't do much trade!
2:33pm
comment on caption:
DYING TONIGHT [Dave Bryan]
Hat-trick, Dave?
https://www.caption.me/447223
9:33am
comment on caption:
''Don't Stand So Close To Me.'' [Dave Bryan]
Norfolk 'n beautiful women
9:07am
comment on caption:
''It's one of The Joker's traps, Batman. This is Norfolk.'' [Dave Bryan]
Nod to 12 02 15
12:28pm
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''Would you like to see my stamp album?''
''Get a lifebuoy.'' [Dave Bryan]
Said Jurgen Klopp ..
8:49am
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''Believe me, we didn't go to West Ham to steal a point.'' [Dave Bryan]
I thought the caption was better without mentioning his name. It was a difficult call.
9:00am
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''Believe me, we didn't go to West Ham to steal a point.'' [Dave Bryan]
Works for me..but am a Liverpool fan...I think alot of people wouldn't get it...anyhows I'll take my Klopp one down
9:05am
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''Believe me, we didn't go to West Ham to steal a point.'' [Dave Bryan]