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After I'd posted this the old Tommy Cooper song came into my head:
Don't jump off the roof, Dad,
You'll make a hole in the yard.
Mother's just planted petunias
The weeding and digging was hard.
If you must end it all, Dad,
Why won't you give us a break?
Just take a walk down the park, Dad,
And there you can jump in the lake.
2:29pm
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''I ve decided not to jump.'' ''Don't be so selfish, the kids have invited all their friends over.'' [Dave Bryan]
Crap, sorry Dave. I missed voting on this pic. Would have Supervoted this.
8:19pm
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CLOSING TIME AT KNOWSLEY SAFARI PARK ''Don't worry, it must be hiding in the bushes.'' [Dave Bryan]
Good knowledge. He was a goalkeeper known as 'the cat'. Maybe we're the only ones who knew that. Hmmm.
8:42pm
comment on caption:
''And that's another great save from Peter Bonetti.'' [Dave Bryan]
Good
7:46am
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''That could be a red card for Mittens. He's just scratched Kurt Zouma's eye out.'' [Dave Bryan]
No. One more at least...
9:24am
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''And that's another great save from Peter Bonetti.'' [Dave Bryan]
Sorry, Dave. It's been a pig of a week and I've missed a few captions. Would obviously have voted for this
7:05am
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So that's what the rest of James Lennox's body looks like. [Dave Bryan]
The "Ornery" Rooster, had a "Chip" on his Shoulder... and, a "Munky" on his back.
11:50pm
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''I'm not coming here again, Tufty. We've been waiting ten minutes to get a drink and that horse got served straight away.'' [Dave Bryan]
A vote for the long memory!
6:39am
comment on caption:
''Is that Dave's veggie burger?'' ''No, they're Wilfred's Pickles.'' [Dave Bryan]
Thank you, Molly.
As a kid growing up in the Sixties I can vaguely remember my parents listening to 'Have A Go' on the radio. This show was a big deal in those days because Wilfred Pickles actually gave out CASH PRIZES!!
7:43am
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''Is that Dave's veggie burger?'' ''No, they're Wilfred's Pickles.'' [Dave Bryan]
And there was "Mabel at the table" as well ... but that's about all I can remember.
5:53am
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''Is that Dave's veggie burger?'' ''No, they're Wilfred's Pickles.'' [Dave Bryan]