Many thanks for the kind comments. Looking at the quality of the previous winners, I'm delighted to now be one of them.The dosh will also come in useful. Next time my wife says ''Are you wasting your time doing those stupid captions again... --Dave Bryan
Upstanding citizens turn a blind eye when their friends or family commit crimes. Supposedly it's the law and it's how society works.
Do upstanding citizens really exist or is the justice system all about who's doing favours for whom?
Do business together? Believe in the same thing? In the same club?
If you have no one to vouch for you, how else can you commit more crimes in the future? You need friends for that. Crime is a social activity after all.
It's easy, I'm an upstanding citizen just like everyone else 😆
"Nah, don't listen to him Sarge - honey traps are awesome. How do you think I met my current wife? It's how everyone meets their wife, it's called match making. No one would get married otherwise"
Upstanding citizens turn a blind eye when their friends or family commit crimes. Supposedly it's the law and it's how society works.
Do upstanding citizens really exist or is the justice system all about who's doing favours for whom?
Do business together? Believe in the same thing? In the same club?
If you have no one to vouch for you, how else can you commit more crimes in the future? You need friends for that. Crime is a social activity after all.
It's easy, I'm an upstanding citizen just like everyone else 😆
...actually, no I'm not. Why would I want to be?
8:21am
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''This kind of behaviour in public doesn't bother me. I just turn a blind eye to it.'' [Dave Bryan]
Captioneers Weight Watchers
Keep going. Each button pressed is a calorie burned off.
It's time for a workout, Captioneers!
3:40pm
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''Keeping physically fit gives me the strength to keep pressing those buttons.''
CAPTIONEER OF THE YEAR [Dave Bryan]
Of course he’s the Son of God he stinks to high heaven.
5:18pm
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''Are you sure he's the Son of God? He stinks like hell.'' [Dave Bryan]
Nice one, Neil. That's better than my caption.
5:35pm
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''Are you sure he's the Son of God? He stinks like hell.'' [Dave Bryan]
Neil's on a roll.
8:56pm
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''Are you sure he's the Son of God? He stinks like hell.'' [Dave Bryan]
AKA the world's shortest cooking show.
12:49pm
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''Welcome to 'Can't Cook, Won't Cook, I Can't Be Arsed'.'' [Dave Bryan]
I always hate it when that happens.
8:46am
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''It's always the same. You wait all day for a bus and then a petrol tanker runs over you.'' [Dave Bryan]
Been there, done that.
10:15pm
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ALARM CLOCK RINGS
''It's twelve o’clock, luv. Can you keep yourself going for a few minutes while I go and post a caption?''
[Dave Bryan]
"Nah, don't listen to him Sarge - honey traps are awesome. How do you think I met my current wife? It's how everyone meets their wife, it's called match making. No one would get married otherwise"
10:58am
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''A beautiful female bear from the village has invited you over for the evening, Major. What shall I tell her?''
''Decline the offer. It's probably a honey trap.'' [Dave Bryan]
Hopefully not both.
2:27pm
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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS: BBC accused of dumbing down with new game show.
''Your twenty seconds are up. Who is it?''
''It's either the dog or my husband.''
[Dave Bryan]