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Yes, officer, the one who attacked me is number six in the lineup.
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Molly R Vote score: 1666Molly R

Yes, officer, the one who attacked me is number six in the lineup.

17/05/20 8:04:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

Tom and Jerries.

17/05/20 9:35:30

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I must remember to scroll up in future rather than down. Didn't realise the other one was a duplicate when I voted. --Karyn Harrison
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21944Ian Skelding

"This fight seems a bit unfair."
"You're right, I'll go and get some more dogs."

17/05/20 10:19:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5638Vivvy En

Inspection kit

17/05/20 8:29:22

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

"Act cool..Just act cool..Walk past slow...They won't notice I've pissed myself."

17/05/20 9:00:55

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5564Paul Reeve

“OMG Dave, have you seen what the cats brought home?”

17/05/20 11:31:50

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

"Why are you moaning, we've got too many pets? I got you a cat, didn't I? "

17/05/20 8:02:31

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

Major Tom and hound control

17/05/20 10:30:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

Goodnight Mister Tom

17/05/20 9:00:38

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I always wondered what became of poor old Blacky White. --Karyn Harrison
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrijjy Doo

#MeowToo

18/05/20 2:47:11

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 309alexandra ball

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.

17/05/20 16:00:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''It's time for some serious social distancing.''

17/05/20 8:39:05

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Like Pronto. --Woofer 6
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

Colonel Tom..

17/05/20 8:34:44

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 100Fozzgog B.

"We shall chase each other on the beaches, we shall chase each other in the fields and in the streets, we shall chase each other in the hills; we shall never surrender!"

18/05/20 21:39:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4459Lucky Elperro

It was true there was a global elite so up themselves they believed in their right to rule over the peasants...but little did they know, the revolution was coming.

18/05/20 4:06:51

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

"No schools open here in Hartlepool, pet"

17/05/20 23:01:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

The Cat was rejected for Police Dog Training, he is now going to his Lawyer because he identifies as a Dog.

17/05/20 19:07:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Officer Rex works undercover and is a master of disguise.

17/05/20 18:22:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1367Willie Johnson

You may look cool cat, but that puddle is all from you. Urine trouble.

17/05/20 17:13:25

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4459Lucky Elperro

At the Delinquent Dogs Anonymous meetings all members are reminded of the following.

1) One cat is too many and a thousand not enough.

2)We're only staying away from one cat, one day at a time

3)You can't chase even one cat, not even on your birthday.

17/05/20 16:03:47

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1367Willie Johnson

Day 6 of obedience training is complete. The dogs are showing admirable restraint.

17/05/20 15:51:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20327John Glover

Jake sends his cat out to grab the police dogs attention, then robs the post office at the rear of the station.

17/05/20 15:20:21

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I had thought of a similar caption, but slept in and you beat me to it. Mine involved drug smugglers and cleaning out the evidence locker while the dogs were distracted. If you like it feel free to use it. I hope you get lots of votes either way. --Willie Johnson
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4459Lucky Elperro

"Best $5.00 I ever spent was learning the invisibility spell from that Harry Potter salesman" thought Kitty.

17/05/20 12:34:08

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4406Karyn Harrison

Imminent catastrophe.

17/05/20 11:15:41

 
Mark England Vote score: 16543Mark England

Police dogs in training. Day 6. How to spot a cat burglar

17/05/20 10:58:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

On Purrade

17/05/20 9:33:13

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

Checkpoint Charley

17/05/20 9:26:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Cattention

17/05/20 8:58:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

Thank God I've got 9 lives.

17/05/20 8:39:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

Nobody will admit it, but we all want to eat pussy.

17/05/20 8:22:22

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 88Woofer 6

Raining Cat & Dogs.

17/05/20 8:21:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

Ah, Germans and their sense of humour, it never gets funny.

17/05/20 8:05:38

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

"Careful boys! He knows Karate."

17/05/20 8:01:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6513Glyn Evans

"HUP, and ATTENTION! You will not drink from the toilets! You will not tear up the furniture! You will not fetch a stick unless I tell you to. IS THAT CLEAR?!"
"YES, SIR!!"

17/05/20 8:00:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

"Good morning and welcome to Doga Class....Ok everyone, the first position today is the upward facing human position."

17/05/20 10:43:12

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 88Woofer 6

What's new pussy cat?.....F..k..Off Tom I'm meeting another Tom!!

17/05/20 10:04:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrijjy Doo

Please sir, can I have some more?

17/05/20 9:31:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrijjy Doo

Bet you can't eat just one kit kat.

17/05/20 9:30:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

"Leave him alone lads, he's an alley-satian cat."

17/05/20 9:20:09

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 88Woofer 6

Meeeeow pussy cat.....Piss off you're not sticking that whopper up me.

17/05/20 9:11:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

Tom Barker

17/05/20 8:49:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Catwalk

17/05/20 8:41:20

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

This has tabby seen tabby believed.

17/05/20 8:39:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

Beware of a pussy that's got some balls.

17/05/20 8:16:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9423Mr Dome

I wish you would stop hounding me

17/05/20 8:15:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''Be quiet, lads, here comes the krill sergeant.''

17/05/20 8:08:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

You can tell that's Beckham's cat.

17/05/20 8:07:32

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Told you the trainer was a Pussy

17/05/20 8:04:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

Guard (dogs) of honour

17/05/20 8:03:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

The cat that got creamed

17/05/20 8:01:03

 
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