£50
WINNER

lol x7 creative x5 clever x3

13/03/19 12:20:20

"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over"

17/09/18 12:00:08

The final episode of Peppa Pig

02/11/17 8:14:09

creative clever x3

Convenience food.

21/04/19 14:14:53

When I suddenly saw this in the road I had to break fast.

05/03/19 8:00:15

creative clever

"I'll have the table cloth please"

10/02/19 9:57:28

clever

No wonder it's tired, it came in at twenty to one.

16/12/18 12:00:20

lol x2

Stand up comic

15/04/18 20:04:11

Cash test dummies

12/05/19 20:21:22

"Borrow the car? Oh Philip, you do make one laugh sometimes"

16/02/19 12:00:07

clever x2

It's a studio apartment.

26/04/18 8:00:11

clever

Panting by numbers

02/01/19 16:33:06

“It’s a lemon entry my dear Watson”

18/12/18 12:00:41

Reader's Digest

17/12/18 20:00:10

clever

“Not tonight love, I've got a monumental headache”

29/11/18 12:02:47

lol x2

Bob Dylan videos aren't what they used to be..

06/06/19 9:23:56

lol

"I suppose a blue job is out of the question?"

03/06/19 22:16:27

Happy hour wasn’t going well.

11/03/19 12:09:06

The Hound of Music

17/12/18 8:02:21

Took the mother in law out last night. First punch.

30/09/18 20:11:16

lol

And I'm fryer tuck!

26/02/18 20:02:46

creative

I don't usually do the dogs but I put a monkey on this one

23/02/18 20:11:31

Wicky Leaks

30/05/19 8:00:10

creative

He's a sh*t guitarist, but you should see him playing tennis

04/05/19 15:48:55

creative

The firing squad clearly have a sense of humour.

11/04/19 12:34:28

clever

Beach trampolines - £5 for 5 minutes. Warning - Do not exceed your time.

06/04/19 9:06:37

clever

It looks like Jones has scored.

11/03/19 8:06:13

"And would Sir like aperitif to go with your meal?"

19/11/18 20:01:18

Staff bullying should not be tolerated

15/10/18 12:00:12

clever

Once again Gary was keen to illustrate how we are just one tiny part of the galaxy

29/06/18 21:21:07

clever x3

Julie was beginning to regret buying her bras from Amazon.

04/06/19 22:19:52

Darling, could you just put the landing light on?

22/03/19 20:04:26

clever

Global warming - It turns out the butler did it.

19/11/18 12:00:10

clever

Don't you just hate it when things from Amazon are left outside?

13/10/18 9:11:35

Further tests reveal smoking definitely stunts growth

11/10/18 8:00:50

Darling, have you seen my Good Housekeeping mag anywhere?

09/08/18 8:09:35

“Darling, just to let you know, I’m bringing someone back for dinner tonight”

06/08/18 12:00:20

Black Friday and the wife is spending the whole bloody day online….

24/11/17 12:16:43

Old. Fashioned.

04/05/19 8:14:34

"Darren, when I asked you to put the TV on...."

22/01/19 20:00:08

lol

I just find at this time of year my colander gets really busy

19/12/18 20:01:32

No batteries required

12/10/18 8:00:11

It 's ever since i started them on Winalot.

22/08/18 8:13:01

Peeking Duck

05/08/18 8:00:11

lol

Jesus, I really did upset her this time

13/06/18 8:06:42

Igloo

06/05/18 12:00:07

Guys, 4 passengers is the max I'm allowed..what do you think this is..a bloody Tardis??

25/04/18 20:02:29

Fowling the pavement

05/11/17 21:17:57

"Quick Dave! Pull your trigger!!!"

26/05/19 8:34:33

lol

"Yes love, it does"

02/04/19 12:02:41

lol

Jesus Christ love, we're only going down the pub for a quick half!

21/01/19 20:06:32

lol

And how was your Bernard Matthews turkey?

27/12/18 10:11:02

Good old Dave, he spent so long attempting to chip his ball out of the bunker he moved in.

20/11/18 13:50:19

It took me a while to get through that beer but the wife's Christmas present is sorted.

28/10/18 20:02:47

Come on guys, you can clearly see he was down first when the music stopped

03/10/18 20:00:24

lol

At least we were spared the photo of him in the dump truck

30/09/18 12:00:42

James Exceled at swimming.

29/09/18 20:09:59

Dinner Date

15/09/18 8:26:44

I personally didn't like their kitchen but it takes allsorts...

21/11/17 8:16:32

clever

I wish I'd been arrested while walking down the aisle.....

21/05/19 10:36:13

Pete's waiting for his swimming coach

27/04/19 12:24:20

"This is unusual Mrs Jones, it's usually your husband I pick up with some bird"

25/04/19 20:08:37

"Sorry love, I just can't make up my mind. Can you try the flying ducks again?"

13/04/19 19:02:22

clever

What a fab idea, sham poo on tap.

01/03/19 8:21:53

lol

Meanwhile, at the County Fair, the 'guess my dress size' attraction was proving popular.

21/02/19 12:11:06

clever

Following increased security, Police foil suspected terrorist gang.

02/02/19 20:33:04

lol clever

"And that's why, at this point of every month, I start shouting at the two of you"

26/01/19 10:20:19

creative clever

Foot, Sea, 100

13/01/19 12:54:37

Gardeners World Raining Champion.

05/12/18 20:00:44

Cat on a hot bin roof

21/11/18 8:00:07

It's a brick wall son, a bit like talking to your father.

20/10/18 8:06:54

lol

"You'll never guess who I bumped into today while having a fag break"
- "Who?"
"Everyone"

14/09/18 13:07:20

lol

"Errr, guys, sorry you'er not quite in the centre..it's just a jump to the left"...

23/05/18 8:00:28

This morning a TV crew forced their way into a flat. It's break in news.

26/04/18 8:22:28

Darling...don't you think it's time to cut the lawn..

23/03/18 12:09:29

A night on the tiles

02/03/18 12:05:03

"Have you seen that new film about UFO's?"
"No, but I've seen the trailer"

10/02/18 12:09:18

clever

Heavy Petting

06/12/17 16:02:06

A splendid example of the theory of gravititty.

03/06/19 12:00:16

Sorry, no caption from me, I don’t accept cookies.

13/05/19 12:29:13

lol

Good grief. A cyclist that's actually gone through a green.

23/03/19 12:37:10

The Vend is Nigh

10/01/19 21:28:24

I'm telling you, you don't want to mess with the traffic wardens round here...

04/12/18 12:30:13

May I suggest that health and safety within sport has got a little over ambitious.

20/11/18 8:02:16

By jove! He's got some LED in his pencil!

06/10/18 13:04:46

A passing hand Sheik

13/09/18 20:00:12

Yeah, as it happens I'm a bit of a Marvel in the kitchen

05/09/18 20:17:06

Law and Order

06/08/18 8:02:14

They've been introduced for cyclists to avoid confusion. Apparently they both mean go.

07/06/18 12:00:43

creative clever x2

Sorry it's a little under done, it kept switching the bloody gas off

26/05/18 9:07:07

On reflection Dave wished he had held on to the zip wire

17/05/18 12:04:18

Brian has an obsession with the photography of head lice

31/03/18 8:43:59

Slut Machine

31/01/18 20:18:32

"Yes love, I know I promised to do the gardening while you were out, and yes, I've got the football on, but quite remarkably, just as I started, a bunch from The Royal Horticultural Society came by and said our weeds are of significant historical interest an sealed them off. Now, tell me more about this headache that suddenly developed last night?"

02/05/19 20:04:38

lol

One minute she was tightening the air bag compartment, then....

09/03/19 18:15:11

A rare photograph from one of her B movies.

25/02/19 21:02:45

clever

It's clear that some are travelling with one piece of hand baggage while wearing the contents of a bloody suitcase.

03/02/19 20:56:35

Cape Horn

29/01/19 8:23:06

Shops like this should be condomed

19/01/19 14:09:36

"Darling, I think the dog wants to go out"

24/11/18 20:01:18

French flys

20/11/18 20:16:08

"Sarah love, are you still in the toilet?"

31/10/18 8:01:22

National Rail finally admit the temperature on board their trains during winter months may not be adequate

22/10/18 9:25:39

Darling, I think you may have overdone the fresh pine toilet cleaner

02/09/18 8:52:42

A Gran Day Out

13/08/18 12:03:54

"Darling, when you organised it to be installed while I was away, are you sure you clearly said satellite DISH??"

10/06/18 12:07:11

"When you said it might be nice to have the neighbours round for supper.. "

03/06/18 12:00:08

lol

Bloody right! They'll burn just as well.

15/05/18 8:00:09

They clearly don't keep off the grass..

24/03/18 14:04:30

Thank you for your application to work with us at Mothercare however on this occasion....

07/01/18 12:04:41

Bloody hell! And all I did was to put the toilet seat down for once!

08/12/17 8:07:07

Furrari

07/12/17 20:01:41

All they wanted was to go home. Knight after Knight they went to bed in tiers.

23/05/19 12:11:13

Darling, Rex is at it yet again, could you ring my mobile and make his day.

19/05/19 8:21:14

A mog of tea

17/05/19 12:41:59

clever

Bird watchers

11/05/19 12:10:37

"Gran, when I said you need to Spice up your life..."

04/05/19 8:29:42

clever

"You and your bloody dyslexia...I told you to get a new loo seat from
M & S!!!"

24/04/19 8:50:36

Dad hasn't quite got the hang of rock, paper, scissors yet.

20/03/19 8:18:38

clever

It's a monument to the very spot where I met my beloved wife. I thought it was only fair that others should have a chance of being under it.

19/03/19 18:48:07

He did such a good job clearing up I gave him a tip.

16/03/19 12:04:28

“Hi Darling, did you get my note about letting the cat out and changing the baby?”
- “SHIT!!”

15/03/19 12:37:38

"Bless him, he rocks himself to sleep most nights"

09/02/19 12:01:12

"I knew there was something different, you've had highlights"

21/01/19 20:09:30

Welcome to the Department of Equal Opportunities

14/01/19 8:19:12

♪ Ohhhh, we do like to be beside the seaslide ♪ ♪

22/11/18 12:00:06

Initally I didn't get it, but we do seem to be playing better since Wayne Sleep came in as manager.

23/10/18 8:02:07

Good old Essex girls. So often found wearing jeans around their ankles.

16/10/18 20:00:08

"Well hello girls...fancy coming back to mine? The sink's blocked"

15/10/18 20:01:41

Alcoholics anonymous

15/10/18 8:03:28

Good old Mr Wallace. He was such an enthusiastic teacher he constantly wanted to be the first to answer his own questions.

09/10/18 20:01:13

"I guess I've just got that sixth sense Sarg, there are definitely signs that suggest this could kick off."

27/09/18 8:00:31

creative

Everyone is hoping that Grimsby’s Christmas lights will be a little better this year

07/06/18 13:30:54

Kevin drank to forget. But couldn't remember why.

29/04/18 12:54:24

Seacrets

18/03/18 20:03:06

Ouch...that was some club last night

18/03/18 12:14:48

Law and Odour

13/02/18 8:27:28

Sorry sir...This area is coned off

09/02/18 8:03:02

There's a first, the Green Party are a head

Fri 21:05:04

She’s usually a particularly well behaved guide dog, but when the bride assured Mark that she was down to a stunning size 12 for the big day Coco seemed somewhat amused

01/05/19 12:01:59

French Police are being condemned for the over use of water cannons on demonstrators in Paris.

21/03/19 8:02:45

“How will I recognise you?”

28/01/19 10:20:53

clever

Apparently he cut himself saving

12/01/19 19:05:28

"So Tom, what do you think of your new Step Dad"?

17/10/18 12:00:25

That bloody cop tried to stop me again last night, cheeky bugger shouted pullover! I haven’t even finished his scarf yet.

15/08/18 13:28:50

I'm beginning to seriously regret sending my daughter to bookkeeping classes.

30/06/18 9:02:27

My wife has SO many pairs of shoes, she must have hundreds and thousands.

28/05/18 9:22:32

Gillette recall their new 32 blade razor due to customer complaints

04/04/18 20:47:01

clever

Dead Sheeran

21/03/18 12:05:19

Bugsy Alone

12/03/18 8:05:12

When swimming with sharks one should always take precautions

10/03/18 8:11:23

I immediately recognised the challenge of getting on with the in laws

29/01/18 8:07:02

It's a Toy-ota

09/01/18 8:12:48

Mad Maxine

23/12/17 13:17:44

"I'm so sorry, I really didn't mean to denture car"

10/06/19 20:00:08

Toys were us.

08/06/19 20:00:23

Threat A Manger

04/06/19 12:02:27

“I totally get this masterpiece, it clearly represents the fragile earth we live on and the hidden inner machinery of politics which is gradually destroying it”
- “Mate, it’s an old section from the boiler room waiting to be collected”

23/05/19 9:56:16

I've woken up with worse - said the cat.

01/04/19 8:39:40

I guess, as erections go, it could have been worse.

19/03/19 12:42:27

Ralph Lauren clearly recognise that their customer base is ageing by providing crutches for browsing.

27/02/19 9:32:40

“And Adams hits the deck after a monumental blow to the head…”

26/02/19 12:00:46

Paul's diet half killed him.

25/02/19 8:00:54

Apparently it's Leslie Phillips place

15/02/19 12:00:10

Bridget wasn't convinced she wanted to marry him. She needed to be shore.

19/01/19 9:02:40

“What’s your handicap Dave?”
- “I keep falling off”

07/01/19 12:03:40

“When I said I’m on my way, you can put the dinner on….”

03/01/19 12:00:34

It's so good to see Simon coming out of his shell.

02/01/19 20:00:11

So did Santa leave anything nice in your stocking this year Dave?

29/12/18 12:50:02

There's much controversy over the new cycle lanes for mountain bikers.

15/12/18 9:44:17

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!

08/12/18 12:01:41

They're actually a Heavy Metal Band.

01/12/18 12:03:16

This does not reflect well.

28/10/18 13:00:41

Toys WeЯe Us.

18/10/18 20:00:08

Sod the bloody car...where's my dog going to piss in the morning??

13/10/18 20:14:50

Darling, I know you've always done it, but isn't it about time to stop taking her out on Mother's Day?

11/10/18 20:02:12

He's the groom.

26/09/18 20:00:11

It really is quite tragic, they all died from a stroke.

06/09/18 12:00:27

It 's a tad extreme but Pablo never suffered from constipation again.

22/07/18 10:03:27

lol

I'm forever telling her she looks like a real tit going out with oven her gloves on

11/06/18 20:00:06

cat a pillar

21/05/18 8:00:08

Pete was desperately looking forward to happy hour.

29/04/18 12:32:18

Found this old photo of the wife the other day...I must admit that I had forgotten just how much she suited a waist and jaw line.

27/04/18 8:11:58

clever x2

Staff room

27/03/18 8:10:08

Disappointment when all of England's aging hurdle team stall at the first jump

15/02/18 8:34:34

Acting on a tip off

13/02/18 8:13:06

That's weired

04/02/18 20:01:31

UB 40, 50, 60, 70 and 80.

29/01/18 20:59:19

Typical...you wait all day for a message then 3 come along together

20/01/18 14:40:06

Polar bear Saturn a rock

23/12/17 8:10:54

Mary was absolutely delighted with her Christmas jumper

10/12/17 12:22:32

Sally eventually realised she wasn’t going to get much business standing next to a no entry sign

06/12/17 20:45:42

Jack often went out alone just to escape a full house...

30/11/17 13:10:02

"It's a little embarrassing doctor. Whenever I get an erection I get this intense burning sensation"

Sat 12:00:11

Apparently, when Mary Berry started baking she made loads of cock ups.

07/06/19 20:17:16

Frank hasn't quite sussed out streaming music yet.

26/05/19 20:06:54

Dave has already lost 30 pounds, he spent it on pork.

19/05/19 20:04:05

"I really don't get what's so funny, all I said was will you be my bitch"

10/05/19 20:08:13

Exactly what was it that attracted you to brass rubbing?

09/05/19 8:51:59

"Darling, there's some bloke with a child throwing up in the garden"

07/05/19 20:01:15