Chris Keegan
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Bravo.
1:30am
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[Chris Keegan]
Let's hope it's not a floater
7:05am
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"Sue, where's your brother?"
- "He's gone for a number 2" [Chris Keegan]
nah I even googled translated this. And it's ACTUALLY instructions haha.
10:13am
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您通常会有一个装配图和零件清单与该单元。花几分钟检查所有零件和固定装置是否存在且正确。没有什么比在整个过程中发现一两个螺丝丢失更糟糕的了。包装中还应包含一些组装工具所需的工具，例如内六角钥匙或星形钥匙（完成后，将工具放在安全的地方）。
将所有固定件和小部件放在一侧或容器中（如塑料特百惠盒），以免它们“丢失”。
在开始组装设备之前，请检查所有部件以确保它们处于良好状态，因为它们有时会在存储和交付过程中受到撞击。如果有任何作品被标记，则由您决定在退回该作品或继续进行方面采取什么行动。
在拿起任何工具之前，请仔细阅读说明并从头到尾阅读它们，以便了解您将要遵循的过程。
[Chris Keegan]
The trinket shop probably sold the child at a lower price because a pearl necklace requires less maintenance.
I'm also all for selling children, as long as they're mined ethically and are not blood conflict children.
3:29pm
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Maggie’s now seriously regretting she didn’t go for the option of a pearl necklace. [Chris Keegan]
The Tories try to rebrand inflation.
10:15pm
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Liz Truss denies her plans for us to ride out inflation are beyond fantasy. [Chris Keegan]
I considered a Sunak caption but wanted something that would still be relevant by the end of voting.
11:09am
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Sunak continues to suggest everything’s fine. [Chris Keegan]
Maybe change to... it was taken last Christmas, not Summer 😁 and you get my vote. Ho ho ho
8:46pm
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"And what exactly gave you cause for concern when you saw this photo of your family Mr Jones?"
- "Possibly because it was taken last Christmas while I was away and Jim's our postman" [Chris Keegan]
Donger Mouse
11:46am
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Rex is clearly shocked by the size of Micky’s erection. [Chris Keegan]
He is turning a Triumph into a defeat!
11:45am
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“Mate, getting in that will be a Triumph!” [Chris Keegan]
Yes, not long after Boris was jailed for Partygate after a public backlash. Even though the whole country were having house parties and breaking the same restrictions, it was important to make an example of the Conservative Party. I won't even go into Rishi not wearing a seatbelt. Nobody ever forgets to put on a seatbelt, do they? Especially when on a rollercoaster...
I agree with Nicola Sturgeon that when deciding what prison Boris should put into he should be treated as the partygater that he is.
I realise that female inmates are concerned that if put in a women's prison Boris might want to party with them as is his perceived partygating nature. That's why it's important that he should be kept in a male prison so that he only parties with men as is the status quo.
It's such a lovely gesture that men deserve to be partied with. They must get so lonely and need the company
8:06am
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Boris suggests talks with Nicola Sturgion went extremely well.
[Chris Keegan]