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lol x7 creative x5 clever x3 13/03/19 12:20:20		39 53
So that's why she had a sore throat.. --stone face

lol creative clever x3 04/03/22 12:00:30		22 31
Well done Chris , now get off and let someone else have a go. --Tony S
	"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over" 17/09/18 12:00:08	24

	The final episode of Peppa Pig 02/11/17 8:14:09	24


lol x2 27/10/21 12:06:41		20 23
Hi all, many thanks for all your kind comments and votes, I'm in bits! I recently took some time off the site however the rehab clearly didn't work and it's great to be back transfixed to my phone in dark corridors with my fellow captionoholics... --Chris Keegan
	creative clever x3 Convenience food. 21/04/19 14:14:53	23

	When I suddenly saw this in the road I had to break fast. 05/03/19 8:00:15	22

	creative clever "I'll have the table cloth please" 10/02/19 9:57:28	2 22
This was a tough pic. Well done. --James Lennox
	clever No wonder it's tired, it came in at twenty to one. 16/12/18 12:00:20	1 22
I find it odd. --Scrappy Doo
	lol x2 Stand up comic 15/04/18 20:04:11	22

	The economy has seriously hit the restaurant trade with many having to reduce the size of their kitchen staff. 16/10/21 20:03:34	21

	Cash test dummies 12/05/19 20:21:22	21

	"Borrow the car? Oh Philip, you do make one laugh sometimes" 16/02/19 12:00:07	21

	creative clever Dave landed 137 fish this morning, simply by pulling the plug out. 29/10/20 12:01:38	20

	clever x2 It's a studio apartment. 26/04/18 8:00:11	20

	lol x2 This is incredible , if you screw your eyes up, tilt your head slightly to one side and totally concentrate on the image, after about 5 minutes you'll feel a sharp slap on the back of the head and the missus screaming "you're not on that bloody caption thing again!" 14/01/20 12:17:31	2 19
That's a magic "Oi!" --Troompa Loompa
	lol "Darling, when I suggested putting a Garland in the window I was actually thinking of something a bit more Christmassy" 06/12/19 12:00:49	19


lol 08/10/19 8:24:53		17 19
A genuine laugh out loud moment for me. Well done, Chris. By the way, I've heard the RSPCA will be paying you a visit later. --Vivvy En
	Jack Knickerless 24/06/19 12:54:05	19

	clever Panting by numbers 02/01/19 16:33:06	19

	"It's a lemon entry my dear Watson" 18/12/18 12:00:41	19

	Reader's Digest 17/12/18 20:00:10	19

	clever "Not tonight love, I've got a monumental headache" 29/11/18 12:02:47	1 19
"...mind if I grab your ASpirin?" --Greg Curtis
	您通常会有一个装配图和零件清单与该单元。花几分钟检查所有零件和固定装置是否存在且正确。没有什么比在整个过程中发现一两个螺丝丢失更糟糕的了。包装中还应包含一些组装工具所需的工具，例如内六角钥匙或星形钥匙（完成后，将工具放在安全的地方）。将所有固定件和小部件放在一侧或容器中（如塑料特百惠盒），以免它们“丢失”。在开始组装设备之前，请检查所有部件以确保它们处于良好状态，因为它们有时会在存储和交付过程中受到撞击。如果有任何作品被标记，则由您决定在退回该作品或继续进行方面采取什么行动。在拿起任何工具之前，请仔细阅读说明并从头到尾阅读它们，以便了解您将要遵循的过程。 13/07/22 12:02:16	3 18
nah I even googled translated this. And it's ACTUALLY instructions haha. --Hamish Michaels
	Apparently he gets through 2 packs a day. 23/09/21 12:00:07	18

	"Where's gran?" - "I think she popped out for a hare cut" 11/11/19 8:00:22	18

	Apparently it's a house full of squatters. 21/10/19 20:02:17	18

	lol "For goodness sake Colin, you and your bloody obsession for taking road kill home..." 26/09/19 8:05:13	1 18
Lol --The Wolf
	lol x2 Bob Dylan videos aren't what they used to be.. 06/06/19 9:23:56	18

	lol "I suppose a blue job is out of the question?" 03/06/19 22:16:27	18

	Happy hour wasn't going well. 11/03/19 12:09:06	18

	The Hound of Music 17/12/18 8:02:21	18

	Took the mother in law out last night. First punch. 30/09/18 20:11:16	18

	lol And I'm fryer tuck! 26/02/18 20:02:46	18

	creative I don't usually do the dogs but I put a monkey on this one 23/02/18 20:11:31	18

	Later that evening George couldn’t wait to tear off her knickers , they were killing him. 08/04/22 9:07:45	17

	Wicky Leaks 30/05/19 8:00:10	17

	creative He's a sh*t guitarist, but you should see him playing tennis 04/05/19 15:48:55	1 17
Love this --Mr Dome
	creative The firing squad clearly have a sense of humour. 11/04/19 12:34:28	17

	clever Beach trampolines - Â£5 for 5 minutes. Warning - Do not exceed your time. 06/04/19 9:06:37	17

	clever It looks like Jones has scored. 11/03/19 8:06:13	17

	"And would Sir like aperitif to go with your meal?" 19/11/18 20:01:18	17

	Staff bullying should not be tolerated 15/10/18 12:00:12	17

	clever Once again Gary was keen to illustrate how we are just one tiny part of the galaxy 29/06/18 21:21:07	17

	Hi all, So many thanks for attending our first ever get together, it was fantastic to actually meet all of you. Framed prints of the attached are available online, please note there is an additional charge of £2 for the colour option. All the best, Chris Beach. 18/10/21 20:00:24	16

	lol I spent most of the 80's listening to The Wall. 06/02/21 18:33:44	9 16
I preferred listening to the Doors. --Karyn Harrison
	"What was the sell by date on those eggs love?" 04/12/20 12:09:49	1 16
"Don't worry, we've still got two days left." --Willie Johnson
	From this moment onwards Tina stopped playing on trampolines. 06/07/20 20:15:34	1 16

	When the coffee shops eventually reopened Rex could only reminisce over his 6 daily walks. 09/05/20 14:04:36	1 16

	Madame Tussauds reveal waxwork commissioned by The White House. So far it has successfully attended 2 summits, 1 state occasion and a banquet without saying anything stupid. 30/08/19 10:57:08	1 16
Boris Johnson places an order. --Molly R
	lol It was the Gillette condoms which gave me serious grief. 28/08/19 12:04:49	16

	clever x3 Julie was beginning to regret buying her bras from Amazon. 04/06/19 22:19:52	16

	Darling, could you just put the landing light on? 22/03/19 20:04:26	16

	clever Global warming - It turns out the butler did it. 19/11/18 12:00:10	16

	clever Don't you just hate it when things from Amazon are left outside? 13/10/18 9:11:35	16

	Further tests reveal smoking definitely stunts growth 11/10/18 8:00:50	16

	Darling, have you seen my Good Housekeeping mag anywhere? 09/08/18 8:09:35	16

	"Darling, just to let you know, I'm bringing someone back for dinner tonight" 06/08/18 12:00:20	16

	Black Friday and the wife is spending the whole bloody day online"¦. 24/11/17 12:16:43	16

	Major Tom 06/06/22 8:00:10	15

	lol "Are you OK to hold madam, I've got one or two others waiting for the meter reading department" 01/04/22 8:22:35	15

	The wife spends most of her day laying in the bath 03/03/22 12:11:33	15

	Rex just loves a serious dog fight. 03/12/21 20:00:08	1 15
I bet he'll shoot down the Red Setter Baron --Glyn Evans
	clever The Cattle of Hastings. 10/10/21 9:46:35	15

	"I really don't know where he got it from but it's everytime he's about to take off he's got to point out the emergency exits" 19/09/20 9:18:07	15

	lol Brothels open up again, but you'll need more than a condom. 25/07/20 13:33:54	15

	Consequently Sharon hasn't lost any knickers off the line in weeks 17/06/20 12:28:22	1 15
Dirty bitch hasn't washed any that's why. --Morgan .
	Drowning Street 27/05/20 12:06:12	15

	lol I was a little surprised when she asked, but I'm really hoping she likes the photo of my cock. 04/02/20 8:00:45	15

	She's attempting to kick the habit. 10/10/19 20:00:10	15

	"Why the short face??" 19/07/19 8:00:34	15

	Old. Fashioned. 04/05/19 8:14:34	15

	"Darren, when I asked you to put the TV on...." 22/01/19 20:00:08	15

	lol I just find at this time of year my colander gets really busy 19/12/18 20:01:32	15

	No batteries required 12/10/18 8:00:11	4 15
Drawing eyes on a banana with a felt-tip pen so that it looks like a dolphin is very amusing and it gives me someone to talk to! --Karyn Harrison
	It 's ever since i started them on Winalot. 22/08/18 8:13:01	15

	Peeking Duck 05/08/18 8:00:11	15

	lol Jesus, I really did upset her this time 13/06/18 8:06:42	15

	Igloo 06/05/18 12:00:07	15

	Guys, 4 passengers is the max I'm allowed..what do you think this is..a bloody Tardis?? 25/04/18 20:02:29	1 15

	Fowling the pavement 05/11/17 21:17:57	15

	clever Debbie and Ray are so pleased the warmer weather has arrived, they can finally afford to eat today. 09/05/22 12:01:30	14

	'Working from home hasn't affected me at all' Said Michael Jones, Director of Lloyds Bank. 25/11/20 8:36:44	14

	clever Mike detects earth tremors pretty much everywhere he goes. 03/11/20 12:00:33	14

	"I tried that new barbers down the road yesterday" - "Yeah, me too Dave" 30/10/20 12:04:33	14

	lol In a moment of magnificent inspiration Kevin and Julie saved themselves thirty quid for a babysitter and went out. 27/10/20 8:00:41	1 14
The lights are on but nobody's home. --Willie Johnson
	Tom and Dave think it's bloody hilarious nobody can go out clubbing anymore! 26/10/20 12:00:08	14

	They had a boy. Greyam. 22/09/20 12:01:56	14

	Dave was devastated when his mum and dad suggested it was time he moved out. 02/07/20 8:07:42	14

	Yet another blond moment strikes, Linda had an appointment to see the Doc. 26/06/20 12:24:50	14

	lol Sainsburys are forced to close as a Tate and Lyle delivery goes horribly wrong. 17/01/20 9:13:05	14

	Now in Cinemas - Frozen, number 2. 23/12/19 8:05:40	14

	🎵..the Red-Nosed Reindeer....🎵 20/12/19 12:40:27	5 14
Don't know whether the lady's a Dancer or a Vixen! --Karyn Harrison
	This wasn't what Malcolm expected when he joined the Army and was told he'd be posted abroad. 19/12/19 21:27:51	14

	It would seem we've signed a new player... 20/11/19 8:00:25	1 14

	After years of searching it was clear that I had discovered why bears sh*t in the woods. 25/10/19 8:01:46	14

	Faulty Towers 09/08/19 21:33:36	14

	"Quick Dave! Pull your trigger!!!" 26/05/19 8:34:33	14

	lol "Yes love, it does" 02/04/19 12:02:41	14

	lol Jesus Christ love, we're only going down the pub for a quick half! 21/01/19 20:06:32	14

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