"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over"

17/09/18 11:00:08

The final episode of Peppa Pig

02/11/17 8:14:09

creative clever

"I'll have the table cloth please"

10/02/19 9:57:28

clever

No wonder it's tired, it came in at twenty to one.

16/12/18 12:00:20

lol x2

Stand up comic

15/04/18 19:04:11

clever x2

It's a studio apartment.

26/04/18 7:00:11

clever

Panting by numbers

02/01/19 16:33:06

“It’s a lemon entry my dear Watson”

18/12/18 12:00:41

Reader's Digest

17/12/18 20:00:10

clever

“Not tonight love, I've got a monumental headache”

29/11/18 12:02:47

The Hound of Music

17/12/18 8:02:21

Took the mother in law out last night. First punch.

30/09/18 19:11:16

lol

And I'm fryer tuck!

26/02/18 20:02:46

creative

I don't usually do the dogs but I put a monkey on this one

23/02/18 20:11:31

"And would Sir like aperitif to go with your meal?"

19/11/18 20:01:18

Staff bullying should not be tolerated

15/10/18 11:00:12

clever

Once again Gary was keen to illustrate how we are just one tiny part of the galaxy

29/06/18 20:21:07

clever

Global warming - It turns out the butler did it.

19/11/18 12:00:10

clever

Don't you just hate it when things from Amazon are left outside?

13/10/18 8:11:35

Further tests reveal smoking definitely stunts growth

11/10/18 7:00:50

Darling, have you seen my Good Housekeeping mag anywhere?

09/08/18 7:09:35

“Darling, just to let you know, I’m bringing someone back for dinner tonight”

06/08/18 11:00:20

Black Friday and the wife is spending the whole bloody day online….

24/11/17 12:16:43

"Darren, when I asked you to put the TV on...."

22/01/19 20:00:08

lol

I just find at this time of year my colander gets really busy

19/12/18 20:01:32

No batteries required

12/10/18 7:00:11

It 's ever since i started them on Winalot.

22/08/18 7:13:01

Peeking Duck

05/08/18 7:00:11

lol

Jesus, I really did upset her this time

13/06/18 7:06:42

Igloo

06/05/18 11:00:07

Guys, 4 passengers is the max I'm allowed..what do you think this is..a bloody Tardis??

25/04/18 19:02:29

Fowling the pavement

05/11/17 21:17:57

lol

Jesus Christ love, we're only going down the pub for a quick half!

21/01/19 20:06:32

lol

And how was your Bernard Matthews turkey?

27/12/18 10:11:02

Good old Dave, he spent so long attempting to chip his ball out of the bunker he moved in.

20/11/18 13:50:19

It took me a while to get through that beer but the wife's Christmas present is sorted.

28/10/18 20:02:47

Come on guys, you can clearly see he was down first when the music stopped

03/10/18 19:00:24

lol

At least we were spared the photo of him in the dump truck

30/09/18 11:00:42

James Exceled at swimming.

29/09/18 19:09:59

Dinner Date

15/09/18 7:26:44

I personally didn't like their kitchen but it takes allsorts...

21/11/17 8:16:32

clever

Following increased security, Police foil suspected terrorist gang.

02/02/19 20:33:04

lol clever

"And that's why, at this point of every month, I start shouting at the two of you"

26/01/19 10:20:19

creative clever

Foot, Sea, 100

13/01/19 12:54:37

Gardeners World Raining Champion.

05/12/18 20:00:44

Cat on a hot bin roof

21/11/18 8:00:07

It's a brick wall son, a bit like talking to your father.

20/10/18 7:06:54

lol

"You'll never guess who I bumped into today while having a fag break"
- "Who?"
"Everyone"

14/09/18 12:07:20

lol

"Errr, guys, sorry you'er not quite in the centre..it's just a jump to the left"...

23/05/18 7:00:28

This morning a TV crew forced their way into a flat. It's break in news.

26/04/18 7:22:28