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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9385Stephen Bean

Mother of pearl

18/01/20 8:00:03

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

When I asked her who the father was she clammed up

18/01/20 8:17:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

That's the last time I'm using Plenty of fish...

18/01/20 8:53:20

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Poor Celia was really struggling with her Labia-reconstruction

18/01/20 8:15:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

She's a lovely girl, but not very cultured

18/01/20 9:57:17

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Clamity Jane.

18/01/20 12:54:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9121Dave Bryan

Pearl harbour

18/01/20 8:22:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2121Scrijjy Doo

Sea Section

18/01/20 14:45:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8520Chris Keegan

She also has crabs...

18/01/20 12:42:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31518Tony Edwards

Wham Bam Thank You Clam.

18/01/20 10:08:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9385Stephen Bean

"How will I recognise you?"

18/01/20 8:49:45

 
stone face Vote score: 7506stone face

I remember the night she got pregnant. She went to town dressed like that and pulled a mussel.

18/01/20 8:43:10

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Ridiculous outfit - socks with sandals!!

18/01/20 8:23:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14648Dan Nicholls

Boyster or gearl?

18/01/20 9:39:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11566Vanessa the Guesser

Are you beach body ready?

18/01/20 8:51:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

Don't you just hate it when someone shows up wearing the exact same thing as you?

18/01/20 8:47:01

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stone face Vote score: 7506stone face

"So is the bucket for collecting for charity?"

"No, it's incase my waters break."

18/01/20 8:36:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9385Stephen Bean

Pearl diva

18/01/20 8:25:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9385Stephen Bean

"My doctor says I have pre-eclamsia."

18/01/20 8:02:33

 
stone face Vote score: 7506stone face

She's always been a shellfish person.

18/01/20 8:00:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9385Stephen Bean

"I asked her if she wanted a pearl necklace as well, but she told me to piss off."

18/01/20 8:00:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8520Chris Keegan

The doctor said it was the worst case of tonsillitis he had ever seen.

18/01/20 15:29:17

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

Mindy the dentist arrives with dentures for Gulliver's mother

18/01/20 10:07:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9385Stephen Bean

My mother warned me about hot clammy sex.

18/01/20 8:19:49

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

She's expecting a baby pearl.

18/01/20 8:00:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole because she's got clam-ydia.

18/01/20 8:00:07

 
Tanya Sara Fillbrook Tanya Sara Fillbrook

''Mum,this gobstopper's too big!''

20/01/20 10:27:08

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 399Gavin Smithers

In Fresher's week, on the Dentistry course, you need to make a strong first impression.

19/01/20 22:12:15

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

A gem of a flasher.

19/01/20 0:51:37

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

Pearls a Swinger

19/01/20 0:26:04

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1035Mark Wilson

Fair play your fancy dress outfit is the dog's mollusks.

18/01/20 17:58:46

 
Dave E Vote score: 50Dave E

She's all mouth and no trousers

18/01/20 13:09:45

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Dressed like that in this weather with the babe all exposed is just shellfish.

18/01/20 13:01:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8520Chris Keegan

I told her she'd get into trouble if she kept opened up.

18/01/20 12:34:34

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

A unique baby gender reveal!

18/01/20 11:52:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21991Ian Skelding

"Feed me."

18/01/20 10:49:38

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1035Mark Wilson

Just me suddenly craving popcorn?

18/01/20 10:01:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20374John Glover

Ma Clam pet.

18/01/20 10:00:28

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

La La Land

18/01/20 9:59:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Smell that one, guys

18/01/20 9:56:04

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4464Lucky Elperro

After disappointing Christmas sales, John Lewis says next years TV ad will be of a lower budget.

18/01/20 9:55:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31518Tony Edwards

Clamour girl

18/01/20 9:45:30

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

She "digs" a geoduck.

18/01/20 9:42:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

Trying to think of a caption for this, I just clam up.

18/01/20 9:19:08

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C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

The baby is now a pain in the neck.

18/01/20 8:55:18

 
stone face Vote score: 7506stone face

"Why is your girlfriend dressed up like that?"

"Well you said-'We're going on the London underground tomorrow, don't forget to bring your Oyster.' "

18/01/20 8:41:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

I asked who she thought would win the fancy dress. She said it was an open and shut case.

18/01/20 8:33:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Fundraising for throat cancer

18/01/20 8:31:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

She told me it was mine, but it turned out to be a black pearl.

18/01/20 8:25:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9121Dave Bryan

Out of many banal photos a hidden gem has finally emerged.

18/01/20 8:23:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Gemma

18/01/20 8:01:28

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"pearl of wisdom - contraception!"

18/01/20 8:00:38

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6590Hercules Rockefeller

Pearl of the Ornament

18/01/20 8:00:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9385Stephen Bean

Clam frock

18/01/20 8:00:25

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

I'd definitely clam-chow-her

18/01/20 8:00:13

 
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