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Birdwatching For Beginners
28/03/20 8:42:18
A you sure there is no toilet roll left.
28/03/20 8:25:16
"Dave, when I said 'Bring a chick to the party'..."
28/03/20 8:23:23
"Oh no, look's like I've caught thrush again."
28/03/20 8:50:42
29/03/20 7:22:44
I'm going to need more of these to make a Summer.
28/03/20 8:41:59
"Look, it's one of those Messenger sparrows- what does it say? 'Stay indoors you f*cking moron'."
28/03/20 8:21:36
"Dave, it's me- I'm you, from the future."
28/03/20 8:16:03
"Doc?"
28/03/20 9:19:48
Has no-one told him that we are on flockdown?
28/03/20 8:49:35
"Just sign for it mate, you're not supposed to handle Amazon delivery personnel."
28/03/20 8:23:54
More birds grounded as flight ban is introduced.
28/03/20 8:20:08
Police searched the suspect's nest and found large stashes of toilet paper, eggs and bleach.
28/03/20 8:07:13
"Let me go please, I'm not the sort of bird that enjoys being fisted."
28/03/20 8:00:06
...and that's why we named him after Patrick Moore.
28/03/20 8:42:31