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We've all hugged the toilet once or twice in our lives. Susan, however, took it to a whole new level.
29/03/20 9:17:00
Soiled with a kiss.
29/03/20 10:23:01
Dyslexic Daisy gives great bowl jobs.
29/03/20 10:42:59
"It must be lav..."
29/03/20 12:24:58
This was before she dumped me.
29/03/20 8:55:00
''When I said you could lick the bowl........''
29/03/20 8:04:18
"Dave. Are you sure that kissing fish was dead before you flushed it down the toilet?"
29/03/20 10:26:37
Davina was shit faced last night.
29/03/20 9:27:42
Flushous Lips
29/03/20 8:54:37
Armitage & Skanks
29/03/20 8:09:18
She went to give me a peck on the cheek but missed
29/03/20 10:20:46
Toilet rimmel
29/03/20 9:10:06
Kiss and smell
29/03/20 8:35:02
She must be a loo's woman.
29/03/20 8:25:32
I didn't know Fred Perry were making toilets now.
29/03/20 8:10:48
Never play 'spin the bottle' near a toilet.
29/03/20 8:03:13
What people do in the privy of their own home is up to them.
29/03/20 8:01:24
OK, I'll kiss you, but no tongues!
29/03/20 8:00:05
Maybe it’s Maybeline...
29/03/20 23:22:56
Boggart.
29/03/20 17:04:41
Bésame Mulcho
29/03/20 16:21:13
"What do you mean there's two lips in the toilet, so, your bloody lazy dad couldn't be bothered to look for a vase again.
29/03/20 14:11:27
Someone didn’t give a sh*t
29/03/20 10:57:45
Did the toilet give consent?
29/03/20 10:57:20
I know it looks like someone kissed the bowl but it’s my hanging haemorrhoids.
29/03/20 10:04:40
Kisstern
29/03/20 8:48:26
She's a sh!t hot kisser
29/03/20 8:44:24
Publick toilet
29/03/20 8:12:29
It's surprising what people will do when they run out of snog roll.
29/03/20 8:08:18
Stench kissing
29/03/20 8:00:41
"Sorry darling, it was a typo, I meant to text, 'Send me a pic of a BIG kiss.'"
29/03/20 16:29:14
Kiss of Def
29/03/20 16:26:45
I'm afraid we need to talk about your colonoscopy results.
29/03/20 16:04:28
S.C Johnson's sexy new cleaning product, 'Toilet Suck'.
29/03/20 12:08:03
Had to explain to the wife "drop the kids off at the pool" means going for a poo. Looks like she didn't get it as seems to be giving them a kiss goodbye too.
29/03/20 11:59:44
Bowels of cum passion
29/03/20 11:01:09
Dirty Pucker
29/03/20 10:41:49
Dave's new girlfriend really bowled him over.
29/03/20 10:39:51
Exclusive: We lift the lid on the latest Hollywood kiss & tell scandal.
29/03/20 10:39:20
Kiss my arse..actually NO...kiss my toilet!
29/03/20 10:38:39
When Jonathan Ross said "Wee'd My Lips".
29/03/20 10:36:24
"Ahhh that one s-lipped out nice and easily."
29/03/20 10:30:58
When it comes to writing a good caption you have to think pout-side the bogs.
29/03/20 10:27:47
I said kiss my ass but this is the next best thing.
29/03/20 9:46:22
You can kiss goodbye to the last bit of toilet paper.
29/03/20 9:17:35
Loyal flush.
29/03/20 9:14:34
“... and you kiss your Mother with that mouth?”
29/03/20 9:12:12
Snog in the bog
29/03/20 9:07:15
My wife's kisses drives me roung the bend
29/03/20 8:54:44
Pisser kisser
29/03/20 8:47:28
Hun Reese, told ya many times to use the kitchen dispenser, that is 'water for elephants'
29/03/20 8:30:29
Armani-tage Shanks
29/03/20 8:22:14
Kiss my ass!
29/03/20 8:20:46
''Darling, you've left your makeup in the toilet again.''
29/03/20 8:15:50
Loo-lin Rouge
29/03/20 8:15:41
Lipstick and flusher
29/03/20 8:13:54
"No, I said in our culture we normally PISS in the toilet."
29/03/20 8:11:33
Lou Read (my lips)
29/03/20 8:09:47
Maid in china
29/03/20 8:08:38
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