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Weve all hugged the toilet once or twice in our lives. Susan, however, took it to a whole new level.
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James Lennox Vote score: 4915James Lennox

We've all hugged the toilet once or twice in our lives. Susan, however, took it to a whole new level.

29/03/20 9:17:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10906Vanessa the Guesser

Soiled with a kiss.

29/03/20 10:23:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

Dyslexic Daisy gives great bowl jobs.

29/03/20 10:42:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5145C CaMel

"It must be lav..."

29/03/20 12:24:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10906Vanessa the Guesser

This was before she dumped me.

29/03/20 8:55:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8089Dave Bryan

''When I said you could lick the bowl........''

29/03/20 8:04:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 16055Mark England

"Dave. Are you sure that kissing fish was dead before you flushed it down the toilet?"

29/03/20 10:26:37

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5367Paul Reeve

Davina was shit faced last night.

29/03/20 9:27:42

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6292Glyn Evans

Flushous Lips

29/03/20 8:54:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14378Dan Nicholls

Armitage & Skanks

29/03/20 8:09:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 16055Mark England

She went to give me a peck on the cheek but missed

29/03/20 10:20:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21592Ian Skelding

Toilet rimmel

29/03/20 9:10:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8089Dave Bryan

Kiss and smell

29/03/20 8:35:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

She must be a loo's woman.

29/03/20 8:25:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14378Dan Nicholls

I didn't know Fred Perry were making toilets now.

29/03/20 8:10:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

Never play 'spin the bottle' near a toilet.

29/03/20 8:03:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

What people do in the privy of their own home is up to them.

29/03/20 8:01:24

 
Molly R Vote score: 1509Molly R

OK, I'll kiss you, but no tongues!

29/03/20 8:00:05

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 446Charles Gilbert

Maybe it’s Maybeline...

29/03/20 23:22:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20130John Glover

Boggart.

29/03/20 17:04:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1922Scrijjy Doo

Bésame Mulcho

29/03/20 16:21:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20130John Glover

"What do you mean there's two lips in the toilet, so, your bloody lazy dad couldn't be bothered to look for a vase again.

29/03/20 14:11:27

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

Someone didn’t give a sh*t

29/03/20 10:57:45

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

Did the toilet give consent?

29/03/20 10:57:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10227Neil Mackenzie

I know it looks like someone kissed the bowl but it’s my hanging haemorrhoids.

29/03/20 10:04:40

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1059Rachel P

Kisstern

29/03/20 8:48:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5278Vivvy En

She's a sh!t hot kisser

29/03/20 8:44:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

Publick toilet

29/03/20 8:12:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

It's surprising what people will do when they run out of snog roll.

29/03/20 8:08:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

Stench kissing

29/03/20 8:00:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2948Crunchy Chords

"Sorry darling, it was a typo, I meant to text, 'Send me a pic of a BIG kiss.'"

29/03/20 16:29:14

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1922Scrijjy Doo

Kiss of Def

29/03/20 16:26:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1922Scrijjy Doo

I'm afraid we need to talk about your colonoscopy results.

29/03/20 16:04:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22819Michael Winner

S.C Johnson's sexy new cleaning product, 'Toilet Suck'.

29/03/20 12:08:03

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 722Mark Wilson

Had to explain to the wife "drop the kids off at the pool" means going for a poo. Looks like she didn't get it as seems to be giving them a kiss goodbye too.

29/03/20 11:59:44

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

Bowels of cum passion

29/03/20 11:01:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

Dirty Pucker

29/03/20 10:41:49

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

Dave's new girlfriend really bowled him over.

29/03/20 10:39:51

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

Exclusive: We lift the lid on the latest Hollywood kiss & tell scandal.

29/03/20 10:39:20

 
Dev B Vote score: 548Dev B

Kiss my arse..actually NO...kiss my toilet!

29/03/20 10:38:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

When Jonathan Ross said "Wee'd My Lips".

29/03/20 10:36:24

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

"Ahhh that one s-lipped out nice and easily."

29/03/20 10:30:58

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

When it comes to writing a good caption you have to think pout-side the bogs.

29/03/20 10:27:47

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 237alexandra ball

I said kiss my ass but this is the next best thing.

29/03/20 9:46:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10227Neil Mackenzie

You can kiss goodbye to the last bit of toilet paper.

29/03/20 9:17:35

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1203Willie Johnson

Loyal flush.

29/03/20 9:14:34

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1059Rachel P

“... and you kiss your Mother with that mouth?”

29/03/20 9:12:12

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1059Rachel P

Snog in the bog

29/03/20 9:07:15

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3439Stu Dent

My wife's kisses drives me roung the bend

29/03/20 8:54:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30999Tony Edwards

Pisser kisser

29/03/20 8:47:28

 
Dev B Vote score: 548Dev B

Hun Reese, told ya many times to use the kitchen dispenser, that is 'water for elephants'

29/03/20 8:30:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

Armani-tage Shanks

29/03/20 8:22:14

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Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Kiss my ass!

29/03/20 8:20:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8089Dave Bryan

''Darling, you've left your makeup in the toilet again.''

29/03/20 8:15:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

Loo-lin Rouge

29/03/20 8:15:41

 
Dot Old Vote score: 867Dot Old

Lipstick and flusher

29/03/20 8:13:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

"No, I said in our culture we normally PISS in the toilet."

29/03/20 8:11:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14378Dan Nicholls

Lou Read (my lips)

29/03/20 8:09:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14378Dan Nicholls

Maid in china

29/03/20 8:08:38

 
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