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Smuldo
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£50 11/01/17 20:01:12 |
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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo
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π΅ They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...π΅ 16/01/13 20:00:51 |
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27/08/13 12:57:39 |
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That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis
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It was at this moment James regretted tying Rex to a jet ski. 02/05/20 8:00:12 |
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At first I thought this was terrible. Then I imagined the jet ski setting off and realised this caption suits the picture perfectly. --Neil Mackenzie
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£50  09/10/17 20:28:10 |
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Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption. --Chris Beach
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04/05/19 20:00:10 |
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"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..." 06/09/18 14:02:48 |
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£50  03/11/16 8:02:11 |
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Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers Γ°ΕΈΛΒ --Smuldo
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Igor's hopes of a medal were now in Limbo. 18/08/16 20:09:46 |
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21/03/13 8:01:28 |
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"There must be easier ways to catch flies" You could fall asleep with your mouth open, then snap it shut when your salt receptors fire. --Spud Gunn
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"Please be aware that users of this toilet will be charged" 27/02/13 8:00:12 |
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11/11/12 20:00:32 |
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05/05/19 20:06:55 |
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They were only married five minutes, but the crack's were starting to show. 17/10/18 20:17:39 |
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"Now , Over to the Weather...A band of snow will be appearing later." 03/03/18 20:13:01 |
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22/01/17 12:00:12 |
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16/12/16 20:44:55 |
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22/03/16 20:04:00 |
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Jupiter. ;-) --Guideaux
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23/10/14 12:05:32 |
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22/06/14 20:01:22 |
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24/02/14 12:20:44 |
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"The Panic is over...it's just a Mars Bar." 08/04/13 12:36:54 |
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Are you sure it's not someone's Snickers --John Llamas
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In these rough times Derek was just glad to have a Firkin job. 08/03/13 20:00:31 |
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31/12/12 8:00:39 |
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" Icey a little silhouetto of a man." 16/12/12 8:09:07 |
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21/11/12 8:02:27 |
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17/12/17 20:38:20 |
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Pat and Mick start up a joint venture. 19/10/14 20:04:26 |
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"Oh no, I think I've pulled a Calf..." 12/05/20 20:00:58 |
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19/05/19 8:08:02 |
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11/01/17 8:16:04 |
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01/11/16 20:01:02 |
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05/02/15 20:00:34 |
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"...And now over to Derek with the weather and sport." 28/02/14 8:07:30 |
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These birds don't exist anymore as they were wiped out. 30/08/13 8:06:03 |
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Ah..the famous extinct doodoo --Ross Davidson
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11/04/13 20:00:11 |
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12/03/13 12:00:11 |
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π΅ The hills are alive with the sound of Ewe Sick..π΅ 12/03/13 8:00:13 |
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24/02/13 20:07:44 |
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22/10/12 20:00:21 |
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10/10/12 8:04:35 |
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21/01/20 8:05:56 |
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That floor is making him hard as well. --Willie Johnson
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8 out of 10 bat's prefer whiskers. 01/05/19 21:01:22 |
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02/10/18 9:18:44 |
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08/09/17 14:07:08 |
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Our Seoul --Mr Dome
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Derek was starting to get worried about the Mammoth growth on his face. 09/12/16 20:04:43 |
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06/12/16 20:00:06 |
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Great minds xxx --Andrea Hickling
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"Ah, Mr Rooney...You're late." 23/09/15 20:01:02 |
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28/08/15 20:13:30 |
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07/07/14 20:00:21 |
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"...and then i joined a band called the Small Faeces..." 05/04/14 8:01:07 |
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21/01/14 20:12:02 |
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22/08/13 12:54:14 |
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"Quickly, you two give us a push...i'm out of Juice." 04/05/13 12:00:10 |
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π΅ We're Prammin' , we hope you like Prammin' too π΅ 07/02/13 8:00:15 |
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Looks like the he left the wailers at home. --Isla gray
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19/12/12 20:00:10 |
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Soon after this photo, Jen was sacked for getting caught with her hand in the Trill. 22/11/12 9:41:16 |
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Although it had a hole in it, Dave still went swimming wearing his Wife-Jacket. 26/10/12 20:01:23 |
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08/07/14 20:00:36 |
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3D televisons @ knockdown prices. 25/01/14 12:00:11 |
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11/06/13 8:38:28 |
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Some people don't like to walk under a bladder. 29/05/13 20:53:17 |
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"We'll get you out mate... don't Fret." 19/02/13 8:00:57 |
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29/10/12 12:00:52 |
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17/09/12 20:00:26 |
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"Goodbye my friend, Flare well..." 14/02/20 21:24:29 |
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"Large Whopper, but enough about me , do you have any burgers?..." 16/09/19 8:24:41 |
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"Mr Smith, Its about your Appendix..." 17/12/18 20:01:12 |
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06/10/18 12:00:08 |
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19/09/17 8:00:49 |
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18/09/17 20:00:06 |
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08/12/16 8:05:48 |
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29/08/15 8:39:07 |
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Brilliant! --Michael Winner
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07/08/15 20:14:22 |
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21/02/15 12:14:25 |
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02/05/20 20:01:32 |
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21/09/19 8:16:31 |
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Jane was ecstatic to win the 'How many collars can you put on your Dog competition' 10/05/19 21:10:20 |
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03/09/18 13:17:40 |
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11/01/17 20:01:33 |
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"After tonight's match I think I'll be Seeded." 20/08/16 8:00:47 |
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"Oh no, not more hand me downs." 12/07/16 14:54:16 |
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09/07/15 10:20:54 |
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20/09/14 12:35:38 |
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24/03/14 12:01:36 |
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Derek was waiting for his wife to finish shopping.... 25/11/13 17:08:42 |
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"I'm not a racist .....i actually keep in touch with my coloured mates online." 21/10/13 8:00:30 |
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01/06/13 20:02:34 |
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04/04/13 8:00:10 |
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Joe was going for the gland speed record. 14/03/13 20:00:59 |
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07/03/13 12:33:10 |
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"No, i don't want my fucking windscreen washed!" 06/03/13 20:05:02 |
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π΅ Dave and Eddie standing by a tree ...P.I.S.S.I.N.G. π΅ 28/02/13 20:01:13 |
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12/01/13 9:39:16 |
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"Yes Officer she was cycling along then the silly cow tried to jump the lights. " 17/12/12 20:00:17 |
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Ruth was Deflated after being Dumped by her Boyfriend. 08/12/12 8:02:09 |
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30/11/12 20:04:33 |
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25/10/12 12:05:26 |
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10/09/14 19:52:19 |
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"Can you smell what it is yet?" 01/07/14 20:08:29 |
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"That hypnotist is a bastard." 01/03/14 15:56:58 |
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26/02/14 8:09:02 |
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"Oi you two , give it arrest." 17/08/13 12:48:07 |
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"We've just done up the flat." 30/05/13 20:01:00 |
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22/05/13 12:00:49 |
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04/05/13 8:00:13 |
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Most people loved the Beer Festival but it did have it's Knockers. 27/04/13 8:00:37 |
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25/04/13 8:00:28 |
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03/04/13 20:37:48 |
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lolzzzzzzz --Dev Bansal
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Just another day at the Orifice. 23/03/13 9:33:30 |
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Welcome to Sandown Racecourse. 18/03/13 8:00:13 |
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Another scoop for the Gutter Press. 05/03/13 8:00:24 |
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Someone threw a Spaniel in the Works. 14/02/13 12:31:06 |
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Probably John Lennon. --John Glover
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09/02/13 12:04:12 |
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a house in the shrub-herbs ? :P --Isla gray
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13/01/13 20:00:39 |
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"You only singh when your swinging." 03/01/13 12:00:44 |
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"Excuse me, but there's a hare in this." 29/12/12 20:06:36 |
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KLM Flights are now powered by Rose-Joyce Engines. 16/12/12 20:03:08 |
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On the other hand, Mike doesn't speak at all. 19/11/12 12:03:28 |
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20/11/19 13:03:27 |
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29/09/19 9:02:06 |
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"Forgive Me Father, for I have Skinned..." 27/05/19 20:15:24 |
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Is that Wolverhampton Town Centre? --Gavin smithers
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"May I recommend the Hause Swine...?" 13/12/17 20:00:08 |
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George was suffering from a Reptile Dysfunction. 12/10/17 12:02:51 |
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12/07/17 20:00:43 |
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09/07/17 20:09:30 |
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Wikileaks release photo of President Trump's closet. 22/05/17 8:41:56 |
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15/08/16 20:00:18 |
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"Beavers Construction Co.....At your Cervix." 29/02/16 21:28:45 |
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"Does my album look big in this?" 20/01/16 12:22:40 |
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"Oh no Grandad, not in the pool." 28/08/15 20:03:48 |
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13/05/18 20:16:00 |
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Captioning isn't always plane sailing. 19/10/17 20:02:05 |
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"Bloody phone not working...I've got Apache signal." 09/10/17 20:04:36 |
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08/10/17 12:00:06 |
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The Texas Chain Store Massacre. 28/02/17 8:23:16 |
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02/12/16 20:02:26 |
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"Oh no...I'm not having a very good Mourning." 24/08/16 12:00:38 |
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10/02/16 21:25:04 |
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"Either way , they still smell of piss." 24/11/15 15:40:46 |
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Γ’β’Β¬ Lashed Christmas...Γ’β’Β¬ 30/12/13 20:10:56 |
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27/11/13 20:00:26 |
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Big Foot and the Henge-ersons. 09/05/13 20:00:15 |
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"Meditation's what you need , if you want to be a record baker..." 13/02/13 8:08:04 |
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06/02/13 12:15:32 |
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π΅ Grow,grow,grow your boat....π΅ 12/01/13 8:54:25 |
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Evel Knievel's Granddaughter screams , "Why can't i just take the bus to school like everyone else?" 06/01/13 9:07:59 |
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"Bloody hell Vera, we're only going away for the weekend."Β 08/12/12 12:00:27 |
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"Ah , Mr Bond-age we've been expecting you." 26/10/12 8:09:59 |
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"I'll just take a rest here while You finish Shopping, Love..." 14/04/20 20:00:32 |
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*Ding Dong*... "Puddle of piss in aisle three..." 15/03/20 17:11:00 |
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"I've absolutely no recollection of seeing that mug before..." 05/12/19 13:07:17 |
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π΅ The Lion Peeps Tonight... π΅ 15/11/19 21:43:28 |
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"But I don't want to be fired from a cannon..." 03/06/19 8:20:17 |
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"Forget a caption, does anyone know where you can buy these? , I need two..." 05/05/18 8:29:43 |
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"Well done sweetheart, that's a long sentence." 01/01/17 8:58:15 |
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It was the breast of times... --Glad You Remember
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The sticks sense --Dan Nicholls
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From a young age , Nigel had been in and out of Prism. 03/07/16 12:00:37 |
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"Yes Miss, You are now on the slip road." 11/12/14 12:26:06 |
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"This is a stick up, your honey or your life." 15/07/14 21:01:24 |
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"Hey steady on , we only asked you to show us your tot." 01/03/14 8:00:16 |
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"My dress size you ask? Well, It's a Marque F...next size up from a Marque E." 26/02/14 21:04:02 |
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Hi karyn changed it from draw to score draw about the same time u voted don't know which one you voted for? P.S. Thanks for the vote
3:29pm
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The game ended in a Draw. [Smuldo]
You're welcome. I voted for version 1. I prefer that.
3:47pm
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The game ended in a Draw. [Smuldo]
Since your the only voter, it's been changed to your preference
8:37pm
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The game ended in a Draw. [Smuldo]
That floor is making him hard as well.
11:27am
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Hardfloor porn. [Smuldo]
I work at a industrial plant that was designed by Americans and built by a Scottish company. When the Americans asked if the Scots could do this or alter that, the Scots would say nay bother. The Americans were fascinated by this term and even started mimicking it.
10:42am
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"Neigh bother..." [Smuldo]
That's a grisly joke. I like it.
9:14pm
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"How's your year been?"..."Horribilis" [Smuldo]
At first I thought this was terrible. Then I imagined the jet ski setting off and realised this caption suits the picture perfectly.
6:13pm
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It was at this moment James regretted tying Rex to a jet ski. [Smuldo]
Hi guys we have a new member just started today her name is Lollipop.
12:33pm
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The Pelican Briefing. [Smuldo]
Have a vote for the undoubtedly massive shoehorn you have
2:56pm
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Giraffes-lick Park [Smuldo]
Superglue?
8:31pm
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"I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue..." [Smuldo]