Smuldo

♫ They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...♫

K. FC.

11/01/17 20:01:12

Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo

lol x3

16/01/13 20:00:51

creative x6

The ArmStrong of the Law.

27/08/13 12:57:39

That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis

£50
WINNER

"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..."

09/10/17 20:28:10

Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption. --Chris Beach

06/09/18 14:02:48

£50
WINNER

Igor's hopes of a medal were now in Limbo.

03/11/16 8:02:11

Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers 😁 --Smuldo

clever x3

18/08/16 20:09:46

A Penis Flytrap.

21/03/13 8:01:28

"There must be easier ways to catch flies" You could fall asleep with your mouth open, then snap it shut when your salt receptors fire. --Spud Gunn

"Please be aware that users of this toilet will be charged"

27/02/13 8:00:12

In-Hale Mary.

11/11/12 20:00:32

They were only married five minutes, but the crack's were starting to show.

17/10/18 20:17:39

"Now , Over to the Weather...A band of snow will be appearing later."

03/03/18 20:13:01

The Black Eyed O.A.P's.

22/01/17 12:00:12

The now bankrupt confection company deeply regretted their 'win your own weight in sweets' competition.

16/12/16 20:44:55

Stellar Artois.

22/03/16 20:04:00

Jupiter. ;-) --Guideaux

23/10/14 12:05:32

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24/02/14 12:20:44

"The Panic is over...it's just a Mars Bar."

08/04/13 12:36:54

Are you sure it's not someone's Snickers --John Llamas

In these rough times Derek was just glad to have a Firkin job.

08/03/13 20:00:31

Wee will rock you.

31/12/12 8:00:39

" Icey a little silhouetto of a man."

16/12/12 8:09:07

Sealed with a Piss.

21/11/12 8:02:27

"Anything else, Mr Kong...?"

17/12/17 20:38:20

Pat and Mick start up a joint venture.

19/10/14 20:04:26

"Do you comb hair often?"

Atomic Kitten.

11/01/17 8:16:04

01/11/16 20:01:02

Dead Zeppelin.

05/02/15 20:00:34

"...And now over to Derek with the weather and sport."

28/02/14 8:07:30

These birds don't exist anymore as they were wiped out.

30/08/13 8:06:03

Ah..the famous extinct doodoo --Ross Davidson

The Vac Street Boys.

11/04/13 20:00:11

Old caged pensioners.

12/03/13 12:00:11

♫ The hills are alive with the sound of Ewe Sick..♫

12/03/13 8:00:13

24/02/13 20:07:44

21/02/13 20:00:24

22/10/12 20:00:21

10/10/12 8:04:35

02/10/18 9:18:44

08/09/17 14:07:08

Our Seoul --Mr Dome

Derek was starting to get worried about the Mammoth growth on his face.

09/12/16 20:04:43

Dump Truck.

06/12/16 20:00:06

Great minds xxx --Andrea Hickling

"Ah, Mr Rooney...You're late."

23/09/15 20:01:02

"...and then i joined a band called the Small Faeces..."

Drunken Goodhew.

28/08/15 20:13:30

Captain Pug Wash.

07/07/14 20:00:21

05/04/14 8:01:07

Tomato Concentrate.

21/01/14 20:12:02

"Mammary Mia."

22/08/13 12:54:14

"Quickly, you two give us a push...i'm out of Juice."

04/05/13 12:00:10

♫ We're Prammin' , we hope you like Prammin' too ♫

07/02/13 8:00:15

Looks like the he left the wailers at home. --Isla gray

The Perminator.

19/12/12 20:00:10

Soon after this photo, Jen was sacked for getting caught with her hand in the Trill.

22/11/12 9:41:16

Although it had a hole in it, Dave still went swimming wearing his Wife-Jacket.

26/10/12 20:01:23

Clown and out.

08/07/14 20:00:36

3D televisons @ knockdown prices.

25/01/14 12:00:11

"Don't make me draw my gun."

11/06/13 8:38:28

Some people don't like to walk under a bladder.

29/05/13 20:53:17

"We'll get you out mate... don't Fret."

19/02/13 8:00:57

Felix had to be Force fed.

29/10/12 12:00:52

Shirley Bathey

17/09/12 20:00:26

"Mr Smith, Its about your Appendix..."

17/12/18 20:01:12

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29/08/15 8:39:07

Brilliant! --Michael Winner

"How sat?"

07/08/15 20:14:22

The Black Eyed Tease.

22/05/15 20:40:53

Knee hole surgery

21/02/15 12:14:25

"What's up, Spock..."

03/09/18 13:17:40

The F.A. Coop.

11/01/17 20:01:33

"After tonight's match I think I'll be Seeded."

20/08/16 8:00:47

"Oh no, not more hand me downs."

12/07/16 14:54:16

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20/09/14 12:35:38

24/03/14 12:01:36

Derek was waiting for his wife to finish shopping....

25/11/13 17:08:42

"I'm not a racist .....i actually keep in touch with my coloured mates online."

21/10/13 8:00:30

01/06/13 20:02:34

04/04/13 8:00:10

19/03/13 20:00:11

Joe was going for the gland speed record.

14/03/13 20:00:59

A Blog Cabin.

07/03/13 12:33:10

"No, i don't want my fucking windscreen washed!"

06/03/13 20:05:02

♫ Dave and Eddie standing by a tree ...P.I.S.S.I.N.G. ♫

28/02/13 20:01:13

A Boatanic Garden.

12/01/13 9:39:16

"Yes Officer she was cycling along then the silly cow tried to jump the lights. "

17/12/12 20:00:17

Ruth was Deflated after being Dumped by her Boyfriend.

08/12/12 8:02:09

Tom Baker.

30/11/12 20:04:33

Lack Daniels.

25/10/12 12:05:26

"Shit, my 50p has ran out."

10/09/14 19:52:19

"Can you smell what it is yet?"

01/07/14 20:08:29

"That hypnotist is a bastard."

01/03/14 15:56:58

Canary Morph.

26/02/14 8:09:02

"Oi you two , give it arrest."

17/08/13 12:48:07

"We've just done up the flat."

30/05/13 20:01:00

Gobby Dazzler.

22/05/13 12:00:49

Bales of the Unexpected.

04/05/13 8:00:13

Most people loved the Beer Festival but it did have it's Knockers.

27/04/13 8:00:37

Mother To-Wheezer.

25/04/13 8:00:28

Ironed Maiden.

03/04/13 20:37:48

lolzzzzzzz --Dev Bansal

Just another day at the Orifice.

23/03/13 9:33:30

Welcome to Sandown Racecourse.

18/03/13 8:00:13

Another scoop for the Gutter Press.

05/03/13 8:00:24

Someone threw a Spaniel in the Works.

14/02/13 12:31:06

Probably John Lennon. --John Glover

A house in the Shrub-urbs.

09/02/13 12:04:12

a house in the shrub-herbs ? :P --Isla gray

creative x2

A Ken-Doll Mince Cake.

13/01/13 20:00:39

"You only singh when your swinging."

03/01/13 12:00:44

"Excuse me, but there's a hare in this."

29/12/12 20:06:36

KLM Flights are now powered by Rose-Joyce Engines.

16/12/12 20:03:08

On the other hand, Mike doesn't speak at all.

19/11/12 12:03:28

Newlywet.

19/01/19 8:59:51

Written by a Dumbbell.

10/11/18 20:00:06

An Optic Illusion.

21/08/18 20:00:25

"Run, it's Ejaculighting..."

04/03/18 20:00:07

Is that Wolverhampton Town Centre? --Gavin smithers

"May I recommend the Hause Swine...?"

13/12/17 20:00:08

George was suffering from a Reptile Dysfunction.

12/10/17 12:02:51

"I know , She's into PVC..."

Soldier of Misfortune.

12/07/17 20:00:43

09/07/17 20:09:30

Wikileaks release photo of President Trump's closet.

22/05/17 8:41:56

Begs Bunny.

15/08/16 20:00:18

Small Fry.

29/07/16 12:00:17

"Beavers Construction Co.....At your Cervix."

29/02/16 21:28:45

"Does my album look big in this?"

20/01/16 12:22:40

"Oh no Grandad, not in the pool."

28/08/15 20:03:48

Pedigree Glum

26/08/18 13:32:57

The new ford focus.

13/05/18 20:16:00

The Cowma Sutra.

11/03/18 21:40:09

Captioning isn't always plane sailing.

19/10/17 20:02:05

"Bloody phone not working...I've got Apache signal."

09/10/17 20:04:36

Parasoles.

08/10/17 12:00:06

The Texas Chain Store Massacre.

28/02/17 8:23:16

That's all folks!

02/12/16 20:02:26

Killing Time.

27/11/16 12:00:06

"Oh no...I'm not having a very good Mourning."

24/08/16 12:00:38

Mario Andrexxi.

10/02/16 21:25:04

"Either way , they still smell of piss."

24/11/15 15:40:46

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05/04/14 8:00:12

03/03/14 8:11:03

♬ Lashed Christmas...♬

30/12/13 20:10:56

Jesus Christ SurferStar.

27/11/13 20:00:26

Jane had a head for tights.

24/07/13 20:04:33

Big Foot and the Henge-ersons.

09/05/13 20:00:15

The Gate Barrier Beef.

22/02/13 8:00:27

"Meditation's what you need , if you want to be a record baker..."

13/02/13 8:08:04

Welcome to Tie-land.

06/02/13 12:15:32

♫ Grow,grow,grow your boat....♫

12/01/13 8:54:25

Evel Knievel's Granddaughter screams , "Why can't i just take the bus to school like everyone else?"

06/01/13 9:07:59

It runs like clockwork.

20/12/12 8:00:21

Dick Burpin'

17/12/12 12:02:50

“Bloody hell Vera, we’re only going away for the weekend.”

08/12/12 12:00:27

Must-Hang Sally.

26/11/12 12:12:32

"Ah , Mr Bond-age we've been expecting you."

26/10/12 8:09:59

Rag Doll.

01/12/18 20:00:07

Wed Rum.

26/09/18 20:00:05

"Forget a caption, does anyone know where you can buy these? , I need two..."

05/05/18 8:29:43

Pedigree Scrum.

10/02/18 10:41:02

Available for Home Delivery.

10/12/17 20:03:44

Cargoyle.

01/08/17 20:07:33

"Well done sweetheart, that's a long sentence."

01/01/17 8:58:15

"Make sure you're in Gear."

31/12/16 8:00:10

A tail of two titties.

12/12/16 20:02:34

It was the breast of times... --Glad You Remember

Camo-Khazi.

15/09/16 21:06:08

"Icy dead people."

30/08/16 20:41:32

The sticks sense --Dan Nicholls

From a young age , Nigel had been in and out of Prism.

03/07/16 12:00:37

Windows Ate.

05/03/16 20:34:07

A Swiss Army Wife.

23/11/15 21:02:19

Sex foot under.

01/02/15 20:30:18

"Yes Miss, You are now on the slip road."

11/12/14 12:26:06

"Bloody Uri Geller!"

11/10/14 12:00:09

"This is a stick up, your honey or your life."

15/07/14 21:01:24

"Hey steady on , we only asked you to show us your tot."

01/03/14 8:00:16

"My dress size you ask? Well, It's a Marque F...next size up from a Marque E."

26/02/14 21:04:02

They hung themselves as they were feeling spermicidal.

Tocking Heads.

26/10/13 20:23:14

21/10/13 8:00:22

Little Red Hiding Dude.

28/08/13 8:15:13

"Nice one Chris, your now the second black fella thats been inside the oval orifice."

21/08/13 20:00:15

"Oi Jimmy, have you lost the Plot?"

07/06/13 8:00:27

One is a slippery predator who preys on his victims, the other is a snake.

19/05/13 13:59:29

Frocky Balboa.

16/05/13 8:00:36

A pot to piscine.

25/04/13 12:36:13

Stu and Mike had been shopping at the Cath & Carry.

15/04/13 20:00:11

Gary Lineker presents Thatch of the Day.

"That's a bad Halibut."

03/02/13 8:00:36

02/02/13 12:02:42

This week Reeds take on Barnett. --Isla gray

The young shop assistant was learning the Gropes.

23/01/13 8:01:45