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Smuldo
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£50 11/01/17 20:01:12 |
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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo
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♫ They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...♫ 16/01/13 20:00:51 |
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27/08/13 12:57:39 |
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That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis
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£50  09/10/17 20:28:10 |
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Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption. --Chris Beach
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04/05/19 20:00:10 |
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"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..." 06/09/18 14:02:48 |
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£50  03/11/16 8:02:11 |
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Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers 😁 --Smuldo
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Igor's hopes of a medal were now in Limbo. 18/08/16 20:09:46 |
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21/03/13 8:01:28 |
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"There must be easier ways to catch flies" You could fall asleep with your mouth open, then snap it shut when your salt receptors fire. --Spud Gunn
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"Please be aware that users of this toilet will be charged" 27/02/13 8:00:12 |
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11/11/12 20:00:32 |
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05/05/19 20:06:55 |
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They were only married five minutes, but the crack's were starting to show. 17/10/18 20:17:39 |
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"Now , Over to the Weather...A band of snow will be appearing later." 03/03/18 20:13:01 |
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22/01/17 12:00:12 |
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16/12/16 20:44:55 |
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22/03/16 20:04:00 |
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Jupiter. ;-) --Guideaux
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23/10/14 12:05:32 |
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22/06/14 20:01:22 |
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24/02/14 12:20:44 |
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"The Panic is over...it's just a Mars Bar." 08/04/13 12:36:54 |
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Are you sure it's not someone's Snickers --John Llamas
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In these rough times Derek was just glad to have a Firkin job. 08/03/13 20:00:31 |
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31/12/12 8:00:39 |
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" Icey a little silhouetto of a man." 16/12/12 8:09:07 |
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21/11/12 8:02:27 |
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17/12/17 20:38:20 |
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Pat and Mick start up a joint venture. 19/10/14 20:04:26 |
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19/05/19 8:08:02 |
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11/01/17 8:16:04 |
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01/11/16 20:01:02 |
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05/02/15 20:00:34 |
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"...And now over to Derek with the weather and sport." 28/02/14 8:07:30 |
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These birds don't exist anymore as they were wiped out. 30/08/13 8:06:03 |
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Ah..the famous extinct doodoo --Ross Davidson
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11/04/13 20:00:11 |
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12/03/13 12:00:11 |
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♫ The hills are alive with the sound of Ewe Sick..♫ 12/03/13 8:00:13 |
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24/02/13 20:07:44 |
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21/02/13 20:00:24 |
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22/10/12 20:00:21 |
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10/10/12 8:04:35 |
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21/01/20 8:05:56 |
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That floor is making him hard as well. --Willie Johnson
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8 out of 10 bat's prefer whiskers. 01/05/19 21:01:22 |
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02/10/18 9:18:44 |
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08/09/17 14:07:08 |
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Our Seoul --Mr Dome
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Derek was starting to get worried about the Mammoth growth on his face. 09/12/16 20:04:43 |
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06/12/16 20:00:06 |
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Great minds xxx --Andrea Hickling
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"Ah, Mr Rooney...You're late." 23/09/15 20:01:02 |
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28/08/15 20:13:30 |
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07/07/14 20:00:21 |
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"...and then i joined a band called the Small Faeces..." 05/04/14 8:01:07 |
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21/01/14 20:12:02 |
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22/08/13 12:54:14 |
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"Quickly, you two give us a push...i'm out of Juice." 04/05/13 12:00:10 |
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♫ We're Prammin' , we hope you like Prammin' too ♫ 07/02/13 8:00:15 |
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Looks like the he left the wailers at home. --Isla gray
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19/12/12 20:00:10 |
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Soon after this photo, Jen was sacked for getting caught with her hand in the Trill. 22/11/12 9:41:16 |
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Although it had a hole in it, Dave still went swimming wearing his Wife-Jacket. 26/10/12 20:01:23 |
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08/07/14 20:00:36 |
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3D televisons @ knockdown prices. 25/01/14 12:00:11 |
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11/06/13 8:38:28 |
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Some people don't like to walk under a bladder. 29/05/13 20:53:17 |
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"We'll get you out mate... don't Fret." 19/02/13 8:00:57 |
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29/10/12 12:00:52 |
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17/09/12 20:00:26 |
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"Goodbye my friend, Flare well..." 14/02/20 21:24:29 |
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"Large Whopper, but enough about me , do you have any burgers?..." 16/09/19 8:24:41 |
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"Mr Smith, Its about your Appendix..." 17/12/18 20:01:12 |
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06/10/18 12:00:08 |
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19/09/17 8:00:49 |
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18/09/17 20:00:06 |
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08/12/16 8:05:48 |
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29/08/15 8:39:07 |
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Brilliant! --Michael Winner
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07/08/15 20:14:22 |
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22/05/15 20:40:53 |
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21/02/15 12:14:25 |
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21/09/19 8:16:31 |
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Jane was ecstatic to win the 'How many collars can you put on your Dog competition' 10/05/19 21:10:20 |
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03/09/18 13:17:40 |
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11/01/17 20:01:33 |
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"After tonight's match I think I'll be Seeded." 20/08/16 8:00:47 |
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"Oh no, not more hand me downs." 12/07/16 14:54:16 |
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09/07/15 10:20:54 |
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20/09/14 12:35:38 |
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24/03/14 12:01:36 |
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Derek was waiting for his wife to finish shopping.... 25/11/13 17:08:42 |
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"I'm not a racist .....i actually keep in touch with my coloured mates online." 21/10/13 8:00:30 |
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01/06/13 20:02:34 |
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04/04/13 8:00:10 |
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19/03/13 20:00:11 |
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Joe was going for the gland speed record. 14/03/13 20:00:59 |
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07/03/13 12:33:10 |
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"No, i don't want my fucking windscreen washed!" 06/03/13 20:05:02 |
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♫ Dave and Eddie standing by a tree ...P.I.S.S.I.N.G. ♫ 28/02/13 20:01:13 |
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12/01/13 9:39:16 |
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"Yes Officer she was cycling along then the silly cow tried to jump the lights. " 17/12/12 20:00:17 |
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Ruth was Deflated after being Dumped by her Boyfriend. 08/12/12 8:02:09 |
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30/11/12 20:04:33 |
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25/10/12 12:05:26 |
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10/09/14 19:52:19 |
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"Can you smell what it is yet?" 01/07/14 20:08:29 |
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"That hypnotist is a bastard." 01/03/14 15:56:58 |
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26/02/14 8:09:02 |
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"Oi you two , give it arrest." 17/08/13 12:48:07 |
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"We've just done up the flat." 30/05/13 20:01:00 |
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22/05/13 12:00:49 |
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04/05/13 8:00:13 |
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Most people loved the Beer Festival but it did have it's Knockers. 27/04/13 8:00:37 |
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25/04/13 8:00:28 |
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03/04/13 20:37:48 |
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lolzzzzzzz --Dev Bansal
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Just another day at the Orifice. 23/03/13 9:33:30 |
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Welcome to Sandown Racecourse. 18/03/13 8:00:13 |
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Another scoop for the Gutter Press. 05/03/13 8:00:24 |
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Someone threw a Spaniel in the Works. 14/02/13 12:31:06 |
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Probably John Lennon. --John Glover
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09/02/13 12:04:12 |
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a house in the shrub-herbs ? :P --Isla gray
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13/01/13 20:00:39 |
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"You only singh when your swinging." 03/01/13 12:00:44 |
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"Excuse me, but there's a hare in this." 29/12/12 20:06:36 |
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KLM Flights are now powered by Rose-Joyce Engines. 16/12/12 20:03:08 |
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On the other hand, Mike doesn't speak at all. 19/11/12 12:03:28 |
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20/11/19 13:03:27 |
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29/09/19 9:02:06 |
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09/06/19 20:03:10 |
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"Forgive Me Father, for I have Skinned..." 27/05/19 20:15:24 |
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19/01/19 8:59:51 |
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10/11/18 20:00:06 |
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04/03/18 20:00:07 |
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Is that Wolverhampton Town Centre? --Gavin smithers
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"May I recommend the Hause Swine...?" 13/12/17 20:00:08 |
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George was suffering from a Reptile Dysfunction. 12/10/17 12:02:51 |
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12/07/17 20:00:43 |
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09/07/17 20:09:30 |
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Wikileaks release photo of President Trump's closet. 22/05/17 8:41:56 |
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15/08/16 20:00:18 |
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29/07/16 12:00:17 |
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"Beavers Construction Co.....At your Cervix." 29/02/16 21:28:45 |
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"Does my album look big in this?" 20/01/16 12:22:40 |
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"Oh no Grandad, not in the pool." 28/08/15 20:03:48 |
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26/08/18 13:32:57 |
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13/05/18 20:16:00 |
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11/03/18 21:40:09 |
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Captioning isn't always plane sailing. 19/10/17 20:02:05 |
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"Bloody phone not working...I've got Apache signal." 09/10/17 20:04:36 |
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08/10/17 12:00:06 |
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The Texas Chain Store Massacre. 28/02/17 8:23:16 |
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02/12/16 20:02:26 |
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27/11/16 12:00:06 |
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"Oh no...I'm not having a very good Mourning." 24/08/16 12:00:38 |
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10/02/16 21:25:04 |
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"Either way , they still smell of piss." 24/11/15 15:40:46 |
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19/07/15 12:34:52 |
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01/09/14 8:15:30 |
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Big Foot and the Henge-ersons. 09/05/13 20:00:15 |
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"Meditation's what you need , if you want to be a record baker..." 13/02/13 8:08:04 |
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06/02/13 12:15:32 |
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♫ Grow,grow,grow your boat....♫ 12/01/13 8:54:25 |
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Evel Knievel's Granddaughter screams , "Why can't i just take the bus to school like everyone else?" 06/01/13 9:07:59 |
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20/12/12 8:00:21 |
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“Bloody hell Vera, we’re only going away for the weekend.” 08/12/12 12:00:27 |
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26/11/12 12:12:32 |
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"Ah , Mr Bond-age we've been expecting you." 26/10/12 8:09:59 |
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*Ding Dong*... "Puddle of piss in aisle three..." 15/03/20 17:11:00 |
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08/03/20 20:00:17 |
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"I've absolutely no recollection of seeing that mug before..." 05/12/19 13:07:17 |
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"But I don't want to be fired from a cannon..." 03/06/19 8:20:17 |
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01/12/18 20:00:07 |
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"Forget a caption, does anyone know where you can buy these? , I need two..." 05/05/18 8:29:43 |
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"Well done sweetheart, that's a long sentence." 01/01/17 8:58:15 |
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It was the breast of times... --Glad You Remember
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15/09/16 21:06:08 |
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The sticks sense --Dan Nicholls
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From a young age , Nigel had been in and out of Prism. 03/07/16 12:00:37 |
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"Yes Miss, You are now on the slip road." 11/12/14 12:26:06 |
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"This is a stick up, your honey or your life." 15/07/14 21:01:24 |
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"Hey steady on , we only asked you to show us your tot." 01/03/14 8:00:16 |
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"My dress size you ask? Well, It's a Marque F...next size up from a Marque E." 26/02/14 21:04:02 |
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26/10/13 20:23:14 |
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They hung themselves as they were feeling spermicidal. 21/10/13 8:00:22 |
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28/08/13 8:15:13 |
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"Nice one Chris, your now the second black fella thats been inside the oval orifice." 21/08/13 20:00:15 |
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"Oi Jimmy, have you lost the Plot?" 07/06/13 8:00:27 |
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Because my anonymity would be gone, I'll just leave it as a fun comment to your already excellent caption.
:^)
8:21pm
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Ashes to Trashes. [Smuldo]
Huckleberry Hound, is it?
9:40am
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“Look at beardy's torso, can you see the dogs face? “ [Smuldo]
I was thinking more like Droopy
4:34pm
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“Look at beardy's torso, can you see the dogs face? “ [Smuldo]
... and Dave!
10:18pm
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Cash and Carrie. [Smuldo]
as highlighted by Sean Connery
2:19pm
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Made with shitric assid. [Smuldo]
Did I misread this or has it been changed?
1:34pm
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The game ended in a Draw. [Smuldo]
Hi karyn changed it from draw to score draw about the same time u voted don't know which one you voted for? P.S. Thanks for the vote
3:29pm
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The game ended in a Draw. [Smuldo]
You're welcome. I voted for version 1. I prefer that.
3:47pm
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The game ended in a Draw. [Smuldo]
Since your the only voter, it's been changed to your preference
8:37pm
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The game ended in a Draw. [Smuldo]
That floor is making him hard as well.
11:27am
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Hardfloor porn. [Smuldo]