£25
WINNER

lol clever

20/03/20 20:03:08

lol

Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field.

20/04/20 8:50:09

£50
WINNER

lol clever

"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay."

11/02/18 21:07:10

♬ Relieving on a jet plane. ♬

24/08/12 12:02:19

"I've got 10,000 twitter followers."

16/03/12 11:06:48

creative clever x2

Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair.

02/08/19 22:22:08

£50
WINNER

clever

For when you need to answer the call of nature.

27/06/20 12:00:12

Broke Bike Mountain

10/07/19 20:00:10

Unfortunately the family were separated when Tom was posted overseas.

30/06/19 20:30:03

£50
WINNER

lol

"Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag."

28/06/19 8:31:55

The Wife of Pi

20/06/14 13:02:51

creative

New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins.

19/09/13 12:40:39

Queue Gardens.

08/02/13 20:09:45

lol creative x2

"That looks perfect Neil. We'll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on."

20/01/13 20:35:06

"This house is possessed by the Breville."

10/11/12 8:34:41

Stop Luke and listen.

10/08/19 20:35:10

lol x2

"Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then."

22/07/14 8:56:53

Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube.

01/09/12 8:25:29

Furniture Swearhouse.

28/05/12 20:00:34

Schindler's Lift.

01/04/12 20:05:39

Worker having a drink on his lunch break before he has to get back to the plant.

16/07/20 21:08:28

clever

Jack and the beans talk.

15/01/17 21:06:30

lol x3

Roger Bannister

25/07/16 12:05:38

Dave can't go past a mirror without checking himself.

13/03/21 20:00:09

Santa's Little Yelpers

25/01/15 20:22:45

Page 3 of the Toys R Us catalogue.

30/08/14 12:05:38

This model comes with all the latest cutting hedge technology.

22/06/14 12:39:59

The Empire Strikes Bach.

19/09/13 12:22:01

Anointment will clean that off his face.

03/03/13 10:07:23

lol x2

Greyfriars Jobby.

15/02/13 12:17:59

Put that in your pike and smoke it.

03/02/13 10:51:48

lol creative

In his 2nd term inaugural address Obama pledges to outlaw all guns and replace them with bows and arrows.

21/01/13 20:09:25

"MR SMITH, FOR JUST €5 MORE RYANAIR WILL LET YOU USE THE TOILET INSIDE THE CABIN."

24/08/12 12:02:54

Dominatreks.

17/06/12 11:17:55

"Not now Cato!"

01/06/12 20:00:26

"Damn, I forgot to bring the box of Milk Tray."

15/05/12 12:17:25

"What's your handicap?"

21/04/12 11:00:09

Shrine for man killed in flower accident.

10/04/12 11:03:54

"Where Jewish to go sir?"

01/04/12 20:00:07

"I wonder if I should have put the windbreak up first before putting on his suntan lotion."

09/06/14 12:29:49

lol x3

Knickerless Sarkozy.

28/05/13 0:02:44

Hyundry.

28/09/12 20:00:08

King Solomon's Fines.

03/09/12 20:00:08

A train will be along in a minute torso.

07/06/12 20:18:29

lol

"When the sea reaches us it's going to be cold on our bollocks?"

"You've got bollocks?"

27/06/21 20:03:46

He's having difficulty logging out.

03/06/21 12:02:50

lol

The original food bank was just firing peas to poor people.

14/03/21 12:00:07

creative x2

Dave had never delivered puppies before.

11/05/20 12:46:23

clever

Apparently in the southern hemisphere the cat would be curled up facing the other way.

28/06/19 13:04:42

creative

"Yeah, I'm on patternity leave."

13/01/17 12:22:47

Coat of Arms

12/07/16 12:23:22

clever

Bob slay

13/01/15 8:50:16

"Don't s'pose you could pass me that gun beside you?"

18/04/21 20:11:21

He only just managed to fit in the Subway.

20/05/20 20:04:59

Madam and the Ants

03/02/15 12:12:35

creative

One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest

25/07/14 12:24:14

Jane is part of a motorcycle display team.

10/07/14 9:42:50

Astra Turf

22/06/14 12:00:11

lol

Dave Lee Travis disconnecting a security camera in the BBC car park.

14/03/14 21:10:57

Right-wing extremist.

08/09/13 14:05:12

Love hertz

31/08/13 20:09:11

Windscreen sniper.

10/06/13 8:29:35

lol

"I'm thinking of attaching a sideboard."

01/06/13 20:13:45

creative

Under attack from terror-wrists.

13/03/13 20:53:33

lol

The Millennium Foilcan.

27/01/13 9:49:31

"I never knew her before she latched onto me in the supermarket a year ago and I didn't have the heart to tell her to go away. My last 3 boyfriends have left me because of the smell around the flat but worst of all is that stupid hat which she wears everywhere we go."

09/09/12 9:30:19

Don't forget to log out before you leave the office.

25/08/12 20:00:11

12/08/12 19:50:14

Caterers at the Olympic village prepare a meal for the athletes from Papua New Guinea.

28/07/12 11:08:06

"But the recipe said to add a little Basil."

28/07/12 11:05:24

A minor speeding offence.

14/06/12 11:00:08

Electric blankets are not recommended for bedwetters.

03/06/12 20:16:19

Morecambe....unwise.

26/05/12 11:23:16

"But then I'll have nothing to play a round with."

13/06/21 20:06:52

After the crucifixion, Jesus varnished for 3 days before his resurrection.

23/04/21 12:29:06

clever

🎵 S.W.A.L.K. like an Egyptian...🎵

20/04/21 8:50:34

Club 18-30...stone

13/04/21 12:06:48

Harry & Meghan's next baby.

27/02/21 20:00:11

Diary of a Blimpy Kid

03/01/21 10:44:22

He does a lot of business.

15/05/20 12:37:32

Somebody please get Himalaya of clothing.

25/04/20 20:04:23

clever

A Shot in the Park.

15/04/20 12:06:52

lol

Where are they now? #53: Iconic 70's tennis poster girl.

18/03/20 12:00:06

"Just put the f*ckin' camera away and open the door."

24/02/20 20:31:01

lol

Anchor recall 100,000 faulty cans of squirty cream.

03/09/17 8:39:21

"I think someone has piked our drinks."

04/01/17 20:38:33

Uncle Spam

03/02/15 20:00:09

lol

Scottish Widows recruitment campaign.

16/01/15 8:31:36

creative clever

Gary turned straight to the troubleshooting section of Isaac Newton's book.

29/08/14 12:54:33

lol

"C'mon Lance let's go. It's not a line of cocaine."

29/07/14 12:16:50

"Throw it back, it's just a toddler."

23/07/14 21:26:08

creative

"....As I was saying, the teeth whitening went very well. What do you lot think?"

21/05/14 9:51:58

Harry looks wrought with gilt.

14/04/14 12:44:04

Vlad the Impala.

15/06/13 20:03:28

The Grim Reader.

22/09/12 21:46:52

LIMBERRRRR!

20/09/12 20:14:56

"This is your captain leaking."

24/08/12 12:35:48

The boys enjoyed a bit of bras rubbing.

11/08/12 14:47:41

Two more banks go under.

04/08/12 11:06:18

Olympic shot putter bemoans Heathrow baggage mix-up.

20/07/12 11:07:50