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Troompa Loompa
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Half president / half chocolate factory worker Total buffoon
![The Force of the tutu is more than the Sith Lord can resist. [<em>LaShonna OKeefe</em>]](/images/uploaded/thumb-image329113.jpg)
The Force of the tutu is more than the Sith Lord can resist. [LaShonna OKeefe]
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Thanks for all the kind words folks. 😊Stay safe 😷 and happy captioning. 👨â€ðŸ’» 👩â€ðŸ’» --Troompa Loompa
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Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field. 20/04/20 8:50:09 |
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£50 "Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10 |
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Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En
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♬ Relieving on a jet plane. ♬ 24/08/12 12:02:19 |
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"I've got 10,000 twitter followers." 16/03/12 11:06:48 |
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Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair. 02/08/19 22:22:08 |
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£50 For when you need to answer the call of nature. 27/06/20 12:00:12 |
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Many thanks everyone for your kind words and apologies to Rachel P and the others I sneaked ahead of at the last minute. 😊 --Troompa Loompa
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10/07/19 20:00:10 |
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Unfortunately the family were separated when Tom was posted overseas. 30/06/19 20:30:03 |
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£50 "Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag." 28/06/19 8:31:55 |
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Thanks for all you kind words everyone.Thanks for the prize Chris, now open the drawer and put all the guns into this bag. :D --Troompa Loompa
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20/06/14 13:02:51 |
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New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins. 19/09/13 12:40:39 |
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@anon, you might want to consider putting in 'Designed by Parkability Brown' as a caption :) --Michael Winner
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"That looks perfect Neil. We'll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on." 20/01/13 20:35:06 |
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"This house is possessed by the Breville." 10/11/12 8:34:41 |
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"Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then." 22/07/14 8:56:53 |
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Funny and clever. --Michael Monkhouse
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Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube. 01/09/12 8:25:29 |
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01/04/12 20:05:39 |
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Worker having a drink on his lunch break before he has to get back to the plant. 16/07/20 21:08:28 |
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15/01/17 21:06:30 |
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Very good caption - enjoyed this one! --Dan Nicholls
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25/07/16 12:05:38 |
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best ive read on here for a while! --tony kelly
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Dave can't go past a mirror without checking himself. 13/03/21 20:00:09 |
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25/01/15 20:22:45 |
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Page 3 of the Toys R Us catalogue. 30/08/14 12:05:38 |
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This model comes with all the latest cutting hedge technology. 22/06/14 12:39:59 |
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19/09/13 12:22:01 |
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Anointment will clean that off his face. 03/03/13 10:07:23 |
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15/02/13 12:17:59 |
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I've soiled myself laughing. --Spud Gunn
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Put that in your pike and smoke it. 03/02/13 10:51:48 |
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21/01/13 20:09:25 |
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"MR SMITH, FOR JUST €5 MORE RYANAIR WILL LET YOU USE THE TOILET INSIDE THE CABIN." 24/08/12 12:02:54 |
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17/06/12 11:17:55 |
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01/06/12 20:00:26 |
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"Damn, I forgot to bring the box of Milk Tray." 15/05/12 12:17:25 |
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21/04/12 11:00:09 |
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Have you met the wife? --John Glover
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Shrine for man killed in flower accident. 10/04/12 11:03:54 |
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01/04/12 20:00:07 |
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"I wonder if I should have put the windbreak up first before putting on his suntan lotion." 09/06/14 12:29:49 |
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28/05/13 0:02:44 |
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Cheers Pete! --Michael Winner
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28/09/12 20:00:08 |
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03/09/12 20:00:08 |
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A train will be along in a minute torso. 07/06/12 20:18:29 |
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"When the sea reaches us it's going to be cold on our bollocks?" 27/06/21 20:03:46 |
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"... and you can feel temperature? What are you?" --Willie Johnson
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He's having difficulty logging out. 03/06/21 12:02:50 |
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The original food bank was just firing peas to poor people. 14/03/21 12:00:07 |
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Dave had never delivered puppies before. 11/05/20 12:46:23 |
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Vet he was a bit nervous. --Woofer 6
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Apparently in the southern hemisphere the cat would be curled up facing the other way. 28/06/19 13:04:42 |
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"Yeah, I'm on patternity leave." 13/01/17 12:22:47 |
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So far, the consensus is..."More cartoons would be GREAT." --Greg Curtis
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12/07/16 12:23:22 |
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"Don't s'pose you could pass me that gun beside you?" 18/04/21 20:11:21 |
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He only just managed to fit in the Subway. 20/05/20 20:04:59 |
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03/02/15 12:12:35 |
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Beat me too it...hehe ;-) --Tiny Alien
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One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest 25/07/14 12:24:14 |
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Jane is part of a motorcycle display team. 10/07/14 9:42:50 |
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22/06/14 12:00:11 |
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Dave Lee Travis disconnecting a security camera in the BBC car park. 14/03/14 21:10:57 |
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08/09/13 14:05:12 |
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31/08/13 20:09:11 |
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10/06/13 8:29:35 |
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"I'm thinking of attaching a sideboard." 01/06/13 20:13:45 |
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The more I read it, the more I like it. --Neil Mackenzie
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Under attack from terror-wrists. 13/03/13 20:53:33 |
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Proof Abu Hanza didn't have a hand in it. --Neil Mackenzie
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27/01/13 9:49:31 |
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StarShit Enterprise. --Ross Davidson
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09/09/12 9:30:19 |
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Don't forget to log out before you leave the office. 25/08/12 20:00:11 |
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Caterers at the Olympic village prepare a meal for the athletes from Papua New Guinea. 28/07/12 11:08:06 |
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"But the recipe said to add a little Basil." 28/07/12 11:05:24 |
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14/06/12 11:00:08 |
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Electric blankets are not recommended for bedwetters. 03/06/12 20:16:19 |
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26/05/12 11:23:16 |
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"But then I'll have nothing to play a round with." 13/06/21 20:06:52 |
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After the crucifixion, Jesus varnished for 3 days before his resurrection. 23/04/21 12:29:06 |
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He took a real shellacking. Everybody thought he was finished. --Willie Johnson
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🎵 S.W.A.L.K. like an Egyptian...🎵 20/04/21 8:50:34 |
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How did I miss this? Great caption :-) --Nina Dutton
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13/04/21 12:06:48 |
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27/02/21 20:00:11 |
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03/01/21 10:44:22 |
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15/05/20 12:37:32 |
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Somebody please get Himalaya of clothing. 25/04/20 20:04:23 |
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15/04/20 12:06:52 |
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Where are they now? #53: Iconic 70's tennis poster girl. 18/03/20 12:00:06 |
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"Just put the f*ckin' camera away and open the door." 24/02/20 20:31:01 |
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Anchor recall 100,000 faulty cans of squirty cream. 03/09/17 8:39:21 |
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"I think someone has piked our drinks." 04/01/17 20:38:33 |
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03/02/15 20:00:09 |
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Scottish Widows recruitment campaign. 16/01/15 8:31:36 |
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Gary turned straight to the troubleshooting section of Isaac Newton's book. 29/08/14 12:54:33 |
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Haha, brilliant! I can just imagine- 'page 667: what to do if the gravity turns off." --Michael Winner
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"C'mon Lance let's go. It's not a line of cocaine." 29/07/14 12:16:50 |
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"Throw it back, it's just a toddler." 23/07/14 21:26:08 |
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"....As I was saying, the teeth whitening went very well. What do you lot think?" 21/05/14 9:51:58 |
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Harry looks wrought with gilt. 14/04/14 12:44:04 |
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15/06/13 20:03:28 |
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22/09/12 21:46:52 |
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20/09/12 20:14:56 |
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"This is your captain leaking." 24/08/12 12:35:48 |
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The boys enjoyed a bit of bras rubbing. 11/08/12 14:47:41 |
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04/08/12 11:06:18 |
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Olympic shot putter bemoans Heathrow baggage mix-up. 20/07/12 11:07:50 |
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Production line for Heather Mills' spares. 07/06/12 20:09:40 |
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10/05/12 11:19:09 |
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Although she'd mastered the deep voice, Jane's secret was given away by the dangling tampon string. 02/05/12 20:36:17 |
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The old building was deserted. 27/08/14 20:00:08 |
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08/07/14 12:41:46 |
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Sally didn't let having a cleft palate stop her from enjoying bubblegum. 29/05/14 21:40:23 |
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Tom bought it at a car boat sail. 21/04/14 9:55:15 |
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24/08/13 8:35:21 |
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15/06/13 12:00:59 |
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After the Fingerbobs millions dried up, Fingermouse put his sister on the game. 30/03/13 12:04:24 |
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05/02/13 21:21:00 |
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Breakfast will be ready in a minute torso. 14/12/12 20:02:56 |
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Don't look so worried Mrs Jones, Dr Shipman is very experienced, he knows exactly what he is doing." 06/12/12 20:27:37 |
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04/11/12 20:00:06 |
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04/11/12 12:00:09 |
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"I'm the starter at the Paralympics 100 metres for the hard of hearing." 04/10/12 21:13:41 |
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06/09/12 12:17:52 |
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Driving Under the Influence of Calpol. 14/06/12 11:00:25 |
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30/05/12 20:01:11 |
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04/05/12 20:24:59 |
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18/04/12 20:00:22 |
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09/06/21 12:02:07 |
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"How about going topless?" 30/04/21 20:02:09 |
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"What do you think of my tits?" 07/04/21 12:06:38 |
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If you like flat, dry and flaky, but knock her up, you can add some milk. --SnapDragon D
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04/04/21 8:51:26 |
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The Dads Army commemorative range also contains the phrases ... they don't like it up em,fuzzy worries,we're doomed,stupid boy,mum won't like it uncle Arthur, do you think that's wise sir and many many more --Tony S
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Sadly they were separated when Dave was posted overseas. 07/02/21 12:02:33 |
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It was 3 hours before Jane's boss realised she'd actually skived off for the afternoon. 27/06/20 9:09:19 |
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Good either way although even better with both sentences in my opinion. What I think doesn't matter, I hope you get more votes. --Willie Johnson
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Mr & Mrs Tate were beginning to regret naming their son Levi. 06/04/20 12:00:29 |
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Instead of getting the bus, Ewoks. 10/08/19 20:29:12 |
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23/06/19 8:06:24 |
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05/09/17 12:15:56 |
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They'll all fall off when Islam on the brakes. 27/12/16 20:23:25 |
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18/08/16 20:01:43 |
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07/06/15 20:18:08 |
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18/05/15 20:21:56 |
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18/07/21 12:40:37 |
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Welsh prostitute washes her mouth out in between clients. 08/06/21 12:19:21 |
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Trump has already proven he isn't cut out to be President. 06/06/21 12:05:05 |
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20/05/21 20:11:04 |
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... and the murder's traffic. --Willie Johnson
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These soldiers were unable to dodge the draft. 24/04/21 21:11:22 |
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8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskies. 28/03/21 12:07:04 |
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Disbabling the search function doesn't really help.. ;-) --Guideaux .
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He would never have tried smoking if he hadn't been egged on. 19/06/20 20:16:49 |
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Ken Barlow has a lot of skeletons in the closet....including Deirdre. 26/04/20 12:06:25 |
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"There was this one time, at band camp...." 20/02/20 12:50:27 |
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Cher unhappy with plastic surgeon following her latest facelift. 03/10/17 12:06:33 |
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Ha, ha! I see the resemblance: "I got...YOU BABE!" --Greg Curtis
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For Susan cheerleading was a cross between a job and a hobby. 02/09/17 14:09:46 |
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07/11/16 20:48:39 |
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A minute later Dave tossed himself off. 25/07/16 13:30:03 |
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29/09/15 13:13:34 |
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When the priest saw her he had a stroke. 04/06/15 20:37:12 |
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A triple entendre is good for a vote. --Greg Curtis
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"Business has quadrupled since we moved to the new premises next to the chemotherapy unit." 31/01/15 12:21:51 |
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04/08/14 20:19:27 |
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"Your hurdles are ready Mr Corbett." 24/07/14 20:17:55 |
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24/06/14 12:49:47 |
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As a new mother Jill likes to express herself. 25/05/14 10:56:27 |
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Sandra was delighted to be Miss Norfolk for a 3rd successive year. 16/05/14 20:45:39 |
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"We shall Sprite them on the beaches..." 25/03/14 21:43:45 |
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First time a caption's made me laugh out loud in ages. --Michael Monkhouse
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24/05/13 20:06:03 |
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Excellent- this is one of those original ideas that will get ripped off so much in future that it might become a meme. I'm looking forward to doing it myself :) --Michael Winner
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Mirror - Bat Signal - Manoeuvre. 26/01/13 17:25:30 |
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22/01/13 20:29:41 |
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Last of the Summer Wine does Cool Runnings. 04/01/13 8:53:49 |
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"Somebody has piked my drink." 03/11/12 8:00:34 |
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01/09/12 12:10:29 |
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26/07/12 11:15:40 |
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The Hanging Garments of Babylon. 27/05/12 11:01:22 |
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22/04/12 11:05:38 |
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13/04/12 20:02:18 |
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03/04/12 20:00:10 |
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Ford Galaxy. 19/03/12 20:00:12 |
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I hope you're better at this than my last 17 guide dogs were. 27/02/12 12:21:13 |
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30/08/14 9:40:23 |
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"You're having me on, this car doesn't have an ejector seeeaaaaa......" 28/08/14 12:39:17 |
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10/08/14 21:16:15 |
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Tom had always wanted to be a drill instructor. 09/08/14 21:48:19 |
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Whenever they went to get sausages, Punch and Judy always fought over the Bill. 08/06/14 20:52:24 |
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"So Mr Pistorius. You say you thought the Nolan Sisters were trying to burgle you?" 18/05/14 23:53:25 |
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Visit Yellowstone and see the world's highest geezer. 30/03/14 20:50:40 |
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"A big mac and large flies please." 07/12/13 10:48:43 |
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24/11/13 12:02:13 |
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24/08/13 8:19:17 |
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That reminds me of the '90's BBC adaptation of Conrad's 'Nostromo', which was filmed somewhere in Africa using actual tribesmen in traditional costume. Unfortunately, the tribesmen refused to take off their Nike trainers, rightly pointing out... --Michael Winner
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30/03/13 8:38:03 |
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Supergirl is yet to find a panty liner which stays in place. 03/03/13 13:34:08 |
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"Oh! He's just a spiv selling watches. I was hoping to see his cock." 29/01/13 20:26:36 |
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"This is the wrong way, we'll need to do a ewe-turn." 12/01/13 20:00:05 |
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22/12/12 20:00:07 |
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When he ordered 'Sex for Dummies' Bob was expecting a book. 20/11/12 20:21:10 |
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Barbie couldn't understand how cockless Ken managed to get her pregnant. 07/11/12 20:28:41 |
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Beavers are normally only found in freshwater. 01/11/12 8:40:12 |
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Steve was lucky it was chocolate fingers he'd asked for with his coffee and not a chocolate hobnob. 21/10/12 10:30:42 |
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Dawson's Cheek.
9:08am
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Dawson's Crack [Troompa Loompa]
Nicely handled : )
8:09pm
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"But then I'll have nothing to play a round with." [Troompa Loompa]
Zuffling
9:26pm
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Dave normally just wipes his clean on the curtains afterwards. [Troompa Loompa]
It must be his Ego-skID
1:08pm
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His ego is easily bruised. [Troompa Loompa]
Whoa, talk about telepathy. How did you manage to type the same thing at the exact same time as the other caption author.
7:00pm
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Bananadrama [Troompa Loompa]
"... and you can feel temperature? What are you?"
11:39pm
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"When the sea reaches us it's going to be cold on our bollocks?"
"You've got bollocks?" [Troompa Loompa]
You may have to explain to anyone under the age of 38.
3:10pm
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Dam you Michael Bloody Fish!" [Troompa Loompa]
I think 'The dog's bollocks' by itself would be better.
11:44pm
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Luke Shaw scoring for England is the dog's bollocks. [Troompa Loompa]
And to think, the Wicked Witch of the East might have lived if Dorothy's farmhouse had landed this way making the Wizard of Oz and entirely different movie. How would Dorothy become the Munchkin's saviour if she doesn't accidentally crush their tyrant?
2:23pm
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"When guests come over, for a laugh Mum puts on stripey socks and ruby slippers then lies underneath." [Troompa Loompa]
Copycat
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Mon 17:02:19
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Copycat
(Nod to 12.21.01) [Troompa Loompa]