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Troompa Loompa
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Half president / half chocolate factory worker
![The Force of the tutu is more than the Sith Lord can resist. [<em>LaShonna OKeefe</em>]](/images/uploaded/thumb-image329113.jpg)
The Force of the tutu is more than the Sith Lord can resist. [LaShonna OKeefe]
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Thanks for all the kind words folks. 😊Stay safe 😷 and happy captioning. 👨💻 👩💻 --Troompa Loompa
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£50 "Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10 |
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Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En
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"I've got 10,000 twitter followers." 16/03/12 11:06:48 |
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Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair. 02/08/19 22:22:08 |
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10/07/19 20:00:10 |
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Unfortunately the family were separated when Tom was posted overseas. 30/06/19 20:30:03 |
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£50 "Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag." 28/06/19 8:31:55 |
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Thanks for all you kind words everyone.Thanks for the prize Chris, now open the drawer and put all the guns into this bag. :D --Troompa Loompa
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20/06/14 13:02:51 |
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New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins. 19/09/13 12:40:39 |
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08/02/13 20:09:45 |
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@anon, you might want to consider putting in 'Designed by Parkability Brown' as a caption :) --Michael Winner
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“That looks perfect Neil. We’ll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on.” 20/01/13 20:35:06 |
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"This house is possessed by the Breville." 10/11/12 8:34:41 |
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"Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then." 22/07/14 8:56:53 |
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Funny and clever. --Michael Monkhouse
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Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube. 01/09/12 8:25:29 |
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28/05/12 20:00:34 |
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01/04/12 20:05:39 |
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15/01/17 21:06:30 |
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Very good caption - enjoyed this one! --Dan Nicholls
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25/07/16 12:05:38 |
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best ive read on here for a while! --tony kelly
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25/01/15 20:22:45 |
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Page 3 of the Toys R Us catalogue. 30/08/14 12:05:38 |
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This model comes with all the latest cutting hedge technology. 22/06/14 12:39:59 |
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19/09/13 12:22:01 |
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Anointment will clean that off his face. 03/03/13 10:07:23 |
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15/02/13 12:17:59 |
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I've soiled myself laughing. --Spud Gunn
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Put that in your pike and smoke it. 03/02/13 10:51:48 |
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21/01/13 20:09:25 |
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"MR SMITH, FOR JUST €5 MORE RYANAIR WILL LET YOU USE THE TOILET INSIDE THE CABIN." 24/08/12 12:02:54 |
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17/06/12 11:17:55 |
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01/06/12 20:00:26 |
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"Damn, I forgot to bring the box of Milk Tray." 15/05/12 12:17:25 |
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21/04/12 11:00:09 |
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Have you met the wife? --John Glover
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Shrine for man killed in flower accident. 10/04/12 11:03:54 |
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01/04/12 20:00:07 |
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"I wonder if I should have put the windbreak up first before putting on his suntan lotion." 09/06/14 12:29:49 |
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28/05/13 0:02:44 |
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Cheers Pete! --Michael Winner
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28/09/12 20:00:08 |
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03/09/12 20:00:08 |
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A train will be along in a minute torso. 07/06/12 20:18:29 |
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Apparently in the southern hemisphere the cat would be curled up facing the other way. 28/06/19 13:04:42 |
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"Yeah, I'm on patternity leave." 13/01/17 12:22:47 |
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So far, the consensus is..."More cartoons would be GREAT." --Greg Curtis
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12/07/16 12:23:22 |
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13/01/15 8:50:16 |
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03/02/15 12:12:35 |
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Beat me too it...hehe ;-) --Tiny Alien
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One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest 25/07/14 12:24:14 |
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Jane is part of a motorcycle display team. 10/07/14 9:42:50 |
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22/06/14 12:00:11 |
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Dave Lee Travis disconnecting a security camera in the BBC car park. 14/03/14 21:10:57 |
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08/09/13 14:05:12 |
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31/08/13 20:09:11 |
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10/06/13 8:29:35 |
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"I'm thinking of attaching a sideboard." 01/06/13 20:13:45 |
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The more I read it, the more I like it. --Neil Mackenzie
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Under attack from terror-wrists. 13/03/13 20:53:33 |
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Proof Abu Hanza didn't have a hand in it. --Neil Mackenzie
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27/01/13 9:49:31 |
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StarShit Enterprise. --Ross Davidson
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09/09/12 9:30:19 |
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Don't forget to log out before you leave the office. 25/08/12 20:00:11 |
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12/08/12 19:50:14 |
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Caterers at the Olympic village prepare a meal for the athletes from Papua New Guinea. 28/07/12 11:08:06 |
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"But the recipe said to add a little Basil." 28/07/12 11:05:24 |
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14/06/12 11:00:08 |
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Electric blankets are not recommended for bedwetters. 03/06/12 20:16:19 |
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26/05/12 11:23:16 |
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Where are they now? #53: Iconic 70's tennis poster girl. 18/03/20 12:00:06 |
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"Just put the f*ckin' camera away and open the door." 24/02/20 20:31:01 |
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Anchor recall 100,000 faulty cans of squirty cream. 03/09/17 8:39:21 |
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"I think someone has piked our drinks." 04/01/17 20:38:33 |
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03/02/15 20:00:09 |
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Scottish Widows recruitment campaign. 16/01/15 8:31:36 |
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Gary turned straight to the troubleshooting section of Isaac Newton's book. 29/08/14 12:54:33 |
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Haha, brilliant! I can just imagine- 'page 667: what to do if the gravity turns off." --Michael Winner
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"C'mon Lance let's go. It's not a line of cocaine." 29/07/14 12:16:50 |
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"Throw it back, it's just a toddler." 23/07/14 21:26:08 |
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"....As I was saying, the teeth whitening went very well. What do you lot think?" 21/05/14 9:51:58 |
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Harry looks wrought with gilt. 14/04/14 12:44:04 |
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15/06/13 20:03:28 |
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22/09/12 21:46:52 |
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20/09/12 20:14:56 |
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"This is your captain leaking." 24/08/12 12:35:48 |
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The boys enjoyed a bit of bras rubbing. 11/08/12 14:47:41 |
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04/08/12 11:06:18 |
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Olympic shot putter bemoans Heathrow baggage mix-up. 20/07/12 11:07:50 |
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Production line for Heather Mills' spares. 07/06/12 20:09:40 |
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10/05/12 11:19:09 |
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Although she'd mastered the deep voice, Jane's secret was given away by the dangling tampon string. 02/05/12 20:36:17 |
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The old building was deserted. 27/08/14 20:00:08 |
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08/07/14 12:41:46 |
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Sally didn't let having a cleft palate stop her from enjoying bubblegum. 29/05/14 21:40:23 |
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Tom bought it at a car boat sail. 21/04/14 9:55:15 |
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24/08/13 8:35:21 |
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15/06/13 12:00:59 |
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After the Fingerbobs millions dried up, Fingermouse put his sister on the game. 30/03/13 12:04:24 |
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05/02/13 21:21:00 |
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Breakfast will be ready in a minute torso. 14/12/12 20:02:56 |
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Don't look so worried Mrs Jones, Dr Shipman is very experienced, he knows exactly what he is doing." 06/12/12 20:27:37 |
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04/11/12 20:00:06 |
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04/11/12 12:00:09 |
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"I'm the starter at the Paralympics 100 metres for the hard of hearing." 04/10/12 21:13:41 |
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06/09/12 12:17:52 |
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Driving Under the Influence of Calpol. 14/06/12 11:00:25 |
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30/05/12 20:01:11 |
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04/05/12 20:24:59 |
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18/04/12 20:00:22 |
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Instead of getting the bus, Ewoks. 10/08/19 20:29:12 |
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23/06/19 8:06:24 |
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05/09/17 12:15:56 |
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They'll all fall off when Islam on the brakes. 27/12/16 20:23:25 |
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18/08/16 20:01:43 |
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07/06/15 20:18:08 |
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"There was this one time, at band camp...." 20/02/20 12:50:27 |
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Cher unhappy with plastic surgeon following her latest facelift. 03/10/17 12:06:33 |
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Ha, ha! I see the resemblance: "I got...YOU BABE!" --Greg Curtis
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For Susan cheerleading was a cross between a job and a hobby. 02/09/17 14:09:46 |
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07/11/16 20:48:39 |
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A minute later Dave tossed himself off. 25/07/16 13:30:03 |
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29/09/15 13:13:34 |
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When the priest saw her he had a stroke. 04/06/15 20:37:12 |
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A triple entendre is good for a vote. --Greg Curtis
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"Business has quadrupled since we moved to the new premises next to the chemotherapy unit." 31/01/15 12:21:51 |
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04/08/14 20:19:27 |
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"Your hurdles are ready Mr Corbett." 24/07/14 20:17:55 |
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24/06/14 12:49:47 |
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As a new mother Jill likes to express herself. 25/05/14 10:56:27 |
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Sandra was delighted to be Miss Norfolk for a 3rd successive year. 16/05/14 20:45:39 |
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"We shall Sprite them on the beaches..." 25/03/14 21:43:45 |
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 06/08/13 21:27:39 |
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First time a caption's made me laugh out loud in ages. --Michael Monkhouse
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13/06/13 20:09:35 |
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24/05/13 20:06:03 |
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Excellent- this is one of those original ideas that will get ripped off so much in future that it might become a meme. I'm looking forward to doing it myself :) --Michael Winner
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Mirror - Bat Signal - Manoeuvre. 26/01/13 17:25:30 |
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22/01/13 20:29:41 |
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Last of the Summer Wine does Cool Runnings. 04/01/13 8:53:49 |
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22/12/12 12:07:07 |
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23/11/12 8:00:37 |
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04/11/12 12:00:15 |
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"Somebody has piked my drink." 03/11/12 8:00:34 |
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24/10/12 20:00:11 |
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01/09/12 12:10:29 |
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26/07/12 11:15:40 |
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The Hanging Garments of Babylon. 27/05/12 11:01:22 |
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22/04/12 11:05:38 |
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13/04/12 20:02:18 |
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03/04/12 20:00:10 |
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Ford Galaxy. 19/03/12 20:00:12 |
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I hope you're better at this than my last 17 guide dogs were. 27/02/12 12:21:13 |
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30/08/14 9:40:23 |
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"You're having me on, this car doesn't have an ejector seeeaaaaa......" 28/08/14 12:39:17 |
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10/08/14 21:16:15 |
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Tom had always wanted to be a drill instructor. 09/08/14 21:48:19 |
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Whenever they went to get sausages, Punch and Judy always fought over the Bill. 08/06/14 20:52:24 |
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"So Mr Pistorius. You say you thought the Nolan Sisters were trying to burgle you?" 18/05/14 23:53:25 |
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Visit Yellowstone and see the world's highest geezer. 30/03/14 20:50:40 |
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"A big mac and large flies please." 07/12/13 10:48:43 |
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24/11/13 12:02:13 |
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That reminds me of the '90's BBC adaptation of Conrad's 'Nostromo', which was filmed somewhere in Africa using actual tribesmen in traditional costume. Unfortunately, the tribesmen refused to take off their Nike trainers, rightly pointing out... --Michael Winner
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Supergirl is yet to find a panty liner which stays in place. 03/03/13 13:34:08 |
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"Oh! He's just a spiv selling watches. I was hoping to see his cock." 29/01/13 20:26:36 |
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"This is the wrong way, we'll need to do a ewe-turn." 12/01/13 20:00:05 |
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22/12/12 20:00:07 |
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When he ordered 'Sex for Dummies' Bob was expecting a book. 20/11/12 20:21:10 |
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Barbie couldn't understand how cockless Ken managed to get her pregnant. 07/11/12 20:28:41 |
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Beavers are normally only found in freshwater. 01/11/12 8:40:12 |
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Steve was lucky it was chocolate fingers he'd asked for with his coffee and not a chocolate hobnob. 21/10/12 10:30:42 |
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♫ What shoe pussycat? Woah woah. ♫ 10/10/12 12:26:22 |
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Dave was starting his new job as a cisterns analyst. 25/08/12 20:00:28 |
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11/08/12 20:00:37 |
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"I've got a crack in my tooth." 17/07/12 20:04:21 |
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"She reminds me of my late ex." 13/07/12 20:02:30 |
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"Can either of you two smell gas?" 09/05/12 20:17:56 |
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"Where's your Mr Forgetful costume?" 23/03/12 20:18:42 |
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"Aisha, your shoelace is undone." 10/07/19 9:24:15 |
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Being the least successful sibling, Kevin Kardashian had to wear his sister's hand me downs. 27/09/15 10:06:52 |
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After his breakdown Dave is now on the road to recovery thanks to AA. 14/06/15 9:55:28 |
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11/04/15 20:02:56 |
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That double entendre ALMOST didn't detonate. Then...BANG! --Greg Curtis
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"Mum, granny's dragging the baby on a lead to the park again." 21/03/15 8:24:14 |
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"Well that's f*cked up the plan to conquer the universe." 13/03/17 23:26:15 |
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13/10/16 12:29:26 |
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04/09/16 12:33:17 |
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"Well I did tell you it was a gamble booking the Four Seasons Hotel." 08/07/16 9:20:25 |
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15/11/15 8:26:58 |
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Dave was given £14,000 and 3 weeks to organise his wedding on Don't Cull the Bride. 31/10/15 10:59:27 |
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12/03/15 8:47:02 |
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nice one --Bad Boy Dennis.
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At 8pm every Saturday, Spiderman and his family get a takeaway delivered. 20/09/14 20:02:28 |
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The perfect caption for this photo. Makes me laugh every time I see it - well deserved! I wish I'd given it a lol supervote.
11:25am
comment on caption:
The Queen throws
a leaving party
for Harry and Meghan. [Troompa Loompa]
Brilliant caption Troompa! Congratulations.
11:34am
comment on caption:
The Queen throws
a leaving party
for Harry and Meghan. [Troompa Loompa]
Congrats Troompa Loompa. The caption we all wish we had thought of. Good job.
12:20pm
comment on caption:
The Queen throws
a leaving party
for Harry and Meghan. [Troompa Loompa]
Well done, Troompa! You'll be able to have your cake and eat it.
12:22pm
comment on caption:
The Queen throws
a leaving party
for Harry and Meghan. [Troompa Loompa]
Well played, Troompa. You gave Wolfie a good run for his money.
12:25pm
comment on caption:
The Queen throws
a leaving party
for Harry and Meghan. [Troompa Loompa]
Perfect month for a second place prize as this one so deserved something. Well done Troompa.
2:10pm
comment on caption:
The Queen throws
a leaving party
for Harry and Meghan. [Troompa Loompa]
Well deserved, Troompa, very funny!
:^)
Crunchy
3:14pm
comment on caption:
The Queen throws
a leaving party
for Harry and Meghan. [Troompa Loompa]
Thanks for all the kind words folks. 😊
Stay safe 😷 and happy captioning. 👨💻 👩💻
6:02pm
comment on caption:
The Queen throws
a leaving party
for Harry and Meghan. [Troompa Loompa]
Well done Troompa. Great caption - looks like I came to the party late again
8:38pm
comment on caption:
The Queen throws
a leaving party
for Harry and Meghan. [Troompa Loompa]
When I saw this caption had won, I had to look back and see whether it had won in a previous month. I was sure that it had won, but since I was mistaken I'm glad that you got the recognition that this caption deserved. Once again, well done and wishing you the sentiments opposite to the ones on the cake.
9:41pm
comment on caption:
The Queen throws
a leaving party
for Harry and Meghan. [Troompa Loompa]