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Troompa Loompa

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Half president / half chocolate factory worker

The Force of the tutu is more than the Sith Lord can resist. [<em>LaShonna OKeefe</em>]

The Force of the tutu is more than the Sith Lord can resist. [LaShonna OKeefe]

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£50
WINNER

lol

clever

"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay."

11/02/18 21:07:10

Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En

♬ Relieving on a jet plane. ♬

24/08/12 12:02:19

"I've got 10,000 twitter followers."

16/03/12 11:06:48

creative

clever x2

Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair.

02/08/19 22:22:08

Broke Bike Mountain

10/07/19 20:00:10

Unfortunately the family were separated when Tom was posted overseas.

30/06/19 20:30:03

£50
WINNER

lol

"Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag."

28/06/19 8:31:55

Thanks for all you kind words everyone.Thanks for the prize Chris, now open the drawer and put all the guns into this bag. :D --Troompa Loompa

The Wife of Pi

20/06/14 13:02:51

creative

New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins.

19/09/13 12:40:39

Queue Gardens.

08/02/13 20:09:45

@anon, you might want to consider putting in 'Designed by Parkability Brown' as a caption :) --Michael Winner

lol

creative x2

“That looks perfect Neil. We’ll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on.”

20/01/13 20:35:06

"This house is possessed by the Breville."

10/11/12 8:34:41

Stop Luke and listen.

10/08/19 20:35:10

lol x2

"Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then."

22/07/14 8:56:53

Funny and clever. --Michael Monkhouse

Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube.

01/09/12 8:25:29

Furniture Swearhouse.

28/05/12 20:00:34

Schindler's Lift.

01/04/12 20:05:39

clever

Jack and the beans talk.

15/01/17 21:06:30

Very good caption - enjoyed this one! --Dan Nicholls

lol x3

Roger Bannister

25/07/16 12:05:38

best ive read on here for a while! --tony kelly

Santa's Little Yelpers

25/01/15 20:22:45

Page 3 of the Toys R Us catalogue.

30/08/14 12:05:38

This model comes with all the latest cutting hedge technology.

22/06/14 12:39:59

The Empire Strikes Bach.

19/09/13 12:22:01

Anointment will clean that off his face.

03/03/13 10:07:23

lol x2

Greyfriars Jobby.

15/02/13 12:17:59

I've soiled myself laughing. --Spud Gunn

Put that in your pike and smoke it.

03/02/13 10:51:48

lol

creative

In his 2nd term inaugural address Obama pledges to outlaw all guns and replace them with bows and arrows.

21/01/13 20:09:25

"MR SMITH, FOR JUST €5 MORE RYANAIR WILL LET YOU USE THE TOILET INSIDE THE CABIN."

24/08/12 12:02:54

Dominatreks.

17/06/12 11:17:55

"Not now Cato!"

01/06/12 20:00:26

"Damn, I forgot to bring the box of Milk Tray."

15/05/12 12:17:25

"What's your handicap?"

21/04/12 11:00:09

Have you met the wife? --John Glover

Shrine for man killed in flower accident.

10/04/12 11:03:54

"Where Jewish to go sir?"

01/04/12 20:00:07

"I wonder if I should have put the windbreak up first before putting on his suntan lotion."

09/06/14 12:29:49

lol x3

Knickerless Sarkozy.

28/05/13 0:02:44

Cheers Pete! --Michael Winner

Hyundry.

28/09/12 20:00:08

King Solomon's Fines.

03/09/12 20:00:08

A train will be along in a minute torso.

07/06/12 20:18:29

clever

Apparently in the southern hemisphere the cat would be curled up facing the other way.

28/06/19 13:04:42

creative

"Yeah, I'm on patternity leave."

13/01/17 12:22:47

So far, the consensus is..."More cartoons would be GREAT." --Greg Curtis

12/07/16 12:23:22

13/01/15 8:50:16

03/02/15 12:12:35

Beat me too it...hehe ;-) --Tiny Alien

creative

One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest

25/07/14 12:24:14

Jane is part of a motorcycle display team.

10/07/14 9:42:50

Astra Turf

22/06/14 12:00:11

lol

Dave Lee Travis disconnecting a security camera in the BBC car park.

14/03/14 21:10:57

Right-wing extremist.

08/09/13 14:05:12

Love hertz

31/08/13 20:09:11

Windscreen sniper.

10/06/13 8:29:35

lol

"I'm thinking of attaching a sideboard."

01/06/13 20:13:45

The more I read it, the more I like it. --Neil Mackenzie

creative

Under attack from terror-wrists.

13/03/13 20:53:33

Proof Abu Hanza didn't have a hand in it. --Neil Mackenzie

lol

The Millennium Foilcan.

27/01/13 9:49:31

StarShit Enterprise. --Ross Davidson

"I never knew her before she latched onto me in the supermarket a year ago and I didn't have the heart to tell her to go away. My last 3 boyfriends have left me because of the smell around the flat but worst of all is that stupid hat which she wears everywhere we go."

09/09/12 9:30:19

Don't forget to log out before you leave the office.

25/08/12 20:00:11

"We have lift toff."

12/08/12 19:50:14

Caterers at the Olympic village prepare a meal for the athletes from Papua New Guinea.

28/07/12 11:08:06

"But the recipe said to add a little Basil."

28/07/12 11:05:24

A minor speeding offence.

14/06/12 11:00:08

Electric blankets are not recommended for bedwetters.

03/06/12 20:16:19

Morecambe....unwise.

26/05/12 11:23:16

lol

Anchor recall 100,000 faulty cans of squirty cream.

03/09/17 8:39:21

"I think someone has piked our drinks."

04/01/17 20:38:33

Uncle Spam

03/02/15 20:00:09

lol

Scottish Widows recruitment campaign.

16/01/15 8:31:36

creative

clever

Gary turned straight to the troubleshooting section of Isaac Newton's book.

29/08/14 12:54:33

Haha, brilliant! I can just imagine- 'page 667: what to do if the gravity turns off." --Michael Winner

lol

"C'mon Lance let's go. It's not a line of cocaine."

29/07/14 12:16:50

"Throw it back, it's just a toddler."

23/07/14 21:26:08

creative

"....As I was saying, the teeth whitening went very well. What do you lot think?"

21/05/14 9:51:58

Harry looks wrought with gilt.

14/04/14 12:44:04

Vlad the Impala.

15/06/13 20:03:28

The Grim Reader.

22/09/12 21:46:52

LIMBERRRRR!

20/09/12 20:14:56

"This is your captain leaking."

24/08/12 12:35:48

The boys enjoyed a bit of bras rubbing.

11/08/12 14:47:41

Two more banks go under.

04/08/12 11:06:18

Olympic shot putter bemoans Heathrow baggage mix-up.

20/07/12 11:07:50

Production line for Heather Mills' spares.

07/06/12 20:09:40

Metal-lica.

10/05/12 11:19:09

Although she'd mastered the deep voice, Jane's secret was given away by the dangling tampon string.

02/05/12 20:36:17

The old building was deserted.

27/08/14 20:00:08

Biggy in the Middle

08/07/14 12:41:46

Sally didn't let having a cleft palate stop her from enjoying bubblegum.

29/05/14 21:40:23

Tom bought it at a car boat sail.

21/04/14 9:55:15

24/08/13 8:35:21

15/06/13 12:00:59

After the Fingerbobs millions dried up, Fingermouse put his sister on the game.

30/03/13 12:04:24

Jack in the Blocks.

05/02/13 21:21:00

Breakfast will be ready in a minute torso.

14/12/12 20:02:56

Don't look so worried Mrs Jones, Dr Shipman is very experienced, he knows exactly what he is doing."

06/12/12 20:27:37

Checking Faithbook.

04/11/12 20:00:06

Cardinal Sin.

04/11/12 12:00:09

"I'm the starter at the Paralympics 100 metres for the hard of hearing."

04/10/12 21:13:41

Wild Bill Hiccup.

06/09/12 12:17:52

Driving Under the Influence of Calpol.

14/06/12 11:00:25

Chilean Minor.

30/05/12 20:01:11

After 10 years of listening to his nonsensical rhymes, Dusty Bin could take it no longer and ate Ted Rogers.

04/05/12 20:24:59

Gorilla's in the Miss.

18/04/12 20:00:22

Instead of getting the bus, Ewoks.

10/08/19 20:29:12

A European union.

23/06/19 8:06:24

Balance Armstrong

05/09/17 12:15:56

clever

They'll all fall off when Islam on the brakes.

27/12/16 20:23:25

The Decapthlon

18/08/16 20:01:43

Model T Fjord

07/06/15 20:18:08

Period Drama

18/05/15 20:21:56

Cher unhappy with plastic surgeon following her latest facelift.

03/10/17 12:06:33

Ha, ha! I see the resemblance: "I got...YOU BABE!" --Greg Curtis

lol

creative

clever x2

For Susan cheerleading was a cross between a job and a hobby.

02/09/17 14:09:46

The Loft World of Atlantis

07/11/16 20:48:39

clever

A minute later Dave tossed himself off.

25/07/16 13:30:03

Devastated at being sacked by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew following yet another disaster in the laboratory, Beaker just couldn't face the fax.

29/09/15 13:13:34

clever

When the priest saw her he had a stroke.

04/06/15 20:37:12

A triple entendre is good for a vote. --Greg Curtis

lol

"Business has quadrupled since we moved to the new premises next to the chemotherapy unit."

31/01/15 12:21:51

Cock or Spaniel

04/08/14 20:19:27

creative

"Your hurdles are ready Mr Corbett."

24/07/14 20:17:55

creative x2

Gastric Band of Brothers

24/06/14 12:49:47

creative

As a new mother Jill likes to express herself.

25/05/14 10:56:27

Sandra was delighted to be Miss Norfolk for a 3rd successive year.

16/05/14 20:45:39

"We shall Sprite them on the beaches..."

25/03/14 21:43:45

creative

"Jane, I really think you ought to take our marriage guidance counselling more seriously."

06/08/13 21:27:39

First time a caption's made me laugh out loud in ages. --Michael Monkhouse

Necra-feelya.

13/06/13 20:09:35

creative x2

#tag

24/05/13 20:06:03

Excellent- this is one of those original ideas that will get ripped off so much in future that it might become a meme. I'm looking forward to doing it myself :) --Michael Winner

creative

Mirror - Bat Signal - Manoeuvre.

26/01/13 17:25:30

lol

"Emu, I just want you to move the aeriel a bit to the left then we can go back inside and watch the Man United game. Don't wrinkle your beak like that at me."

22/01/13 20:29:41

lol

creative x3

Last of the Summer Wine does Cool Runnings.

04/01/13 8:53:49

Towed in the hole.

22/12/12 12:07:07

♫ Grease is the Nerd. ♫

23/11/12 8:00:37

Money for old pope.

04/11/12 12:00:15

"Somebody has piked my drink."

03/11/12 8:00:34

Inlaws and Outlaws.

02/11/12 8:42:52

A Beach tree.

24/10/12 20:00:11

Disguise the limit.

01/09/12 12:10:29

"I'm normally fussy about who I date but on this occasion I'll make an exception and go out with a redhead."

26/07/12 11:15:40

The Hanging Garments of Babylon.

27/05/12 11:01:22

"I need to work on my slabs."

22/04/12 11:05:38

Warmwood Shrubs.

13/04/12 20:02:18

Men.

03/04/12 20:00:10

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Ford Galaxy.

19/03/12 20:00:12

I hope you're better at this than my last 17 guide dogs were.

27/02/12 12:21:13

clever x2

There's Macavity.

30/08/14 9:40:23

"You're having me on, this car doesn't have an ejector seeeaaaaa......"

28/08/14 12:39:17

lol

Meanwhile, the guests at Keith Floyd's dinner party were sipping a nice cold glass of sage and onion stuffing.

10/08/14 21:16:15

Tom had always wanted to be a drill instructor.

09/08/14 21:48:19

Whenever they went to get sausages, Punch and Judy always fought over the Bill.

08/06/14 20:52:24

lol

"So Mr Pistorius. You say you thought the Nolan Sisters were trying to burgle you?"

18/05/14 23:53:25

Visit Yellowstone and see the world's highest geezer.

30/03/14 20:50:40

"A big mac and large flies please."

07/12/13 10:48:43

24/11/13 12:02:13

24/08/13 8:19:17

19/06/13 20:53:25

14/06/13 20:19:40

09/06/13 10:23:50

That reminds me of the '90's BBC adaptation of Conrad's 'Nostromo', which was filmed somewhere in Africa using actual tribesmen in traditional costume. Unfortunately, the tribesmen refused to take off their Nike trainers, rightly pointing out... --Michael Winner