When the coffee shops eventually reopened Rex could only reminisce over his 6 daily walks.

09/05/20 14:04:36

"Would you prefer me to read something by J.K.Growling?"

09/05/20 12:01:00

As she continued to read aloud and approached chapter 348 of War And Peace, the dog stared over at the vets and longed to be put down.

09/05/20 17:05:45

“I can’t read that shit- take me for a walk.”

09/05/20 15:34:31

''It's not you, Jane. I just preferred working with Mr Derek.''

09/05/20 12:20:51

"But I thought you loved Mutt Ado About Nothing."

09/05/20 12:07:30

"Before we start, are you corgi registered?..."

09/05/20 12:03:36

Starbarks puppiccino and a biscuit and I might consider looking at you.

09/05/20 17:35:41

Dave and his wife's relationship was so bad that she didn't even notice he sent the dog to take his place when he really couldn't be arsed

09/05/20 17:13:48

Starbarks

09/05/20 17:10:06

"It says here, dogs can be wilful, although they hear and generally understand the command, they will ignore you and pretend their attention is elsewhere. Is that so Willis ...Willis ...Willis ..."

09/05/20 13:29:37

"Sorry, I've just pooped. I know we were going for walikes soon, but I just couldn't hold it in."

"It's ok. I forgive you. When you gorra go, you gorra go." Said the dog.

09/05/20 13:24:09

"What you reading?"

"Mutt Ado About Nothing."

09/05/20 13:19:25

If the traffic warden comes along she'll drag me out of that door like a shot.

09/05/20 12:37:08

"I would happily talk to you, but you're sitting on my friend, Annabelle the chihuahua"

09/05/20 12:36:06

What about my walk, maybe a silent fart might ring some alarm bells.

09/05/20 12:17:33

It's a dog's wife.

09/05/20 12:15:12

"I know you're man's best friend but let's try and re-Kindle our relationship."

09/05/20 12:02:43

"Ok luvvie, try that line again in a husky voice"

09/05/20 12:00:36

It's an alternative take on Amsterdam when you look out of the window for a bitch.

09/05/20 18:01:35

"You know I really loved that mouse, even if it did have weird looking ears...
Look at me when I'm talking to you."

09/05/20 17:59:05

''What are you reading?''

''Mansfield Bark.''

09/05/20 17:15:54

Corgi Books

09/05/20 17:04:06

"It's not you, it's me."

09/05/20 13:18:53

"I wish they'd hurry up with those sausages."

09/05/20 12:46:02

At least when Dave takes me for a walk it’s a mile to the pub, unlike the cafe which is only three bloody doors from our house.

09/05/20 12:27:21

Book sitting

09/05/20 12:24:54

Meghan Markle tweets the palace "Let us use the HRH titles or the dog gets it!"

09/05/20 12:10:15

"Squirrel!"

09/05/20 12:09:30

He comes from a littery family.

09/05/20 12:08:22

He'd much rather be chasing cars.

09/05/20 12:04:31

He wanted her to move her books so he could setter the table.

09/05/20 12:02:12

Dear diary, that was the worst speed date I've ever been on, 2 glasses of wine, 3200 calories and licked my own balls yet again.

09/05/20 19:44:41

"(sigh) Nursing school is really difficult, Bella, and for what? Not much money and now the chance I could die, all because I'm trying to help people.... Yeah, yeah, I know, I just answered my own question."

09/05/20 17:25:23

Breakfast at Pekingese

09/05/20 17:12:05

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah CATS blah blah blah blah blah."

09/05/20 12:56:37

“Now listen, I don’t like the word manuscript anymore than you!”

09/05/20 12:31:13

'Bored...wish she'd leave me a tome'

09/05/20 12:17:13

''That book is much too new. I prefer the old dog-eared ones.''

09/05/20 12:04:15

''You know I can't stand Shakespeare.''

''Would you prefer a Chaucer of milk?''

09/05/20 12:02:11

"I thought you liked ruff-erence books."

09/05/20 12:00:19

It wasn’t fair she was reading and he wanted to read the news on the lamppost outside.

09/05/20 12:00:10

But I'm fed up with home schooling, I want to go play with my friends!

09/05/20 12:00:08